/heem/

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This is the thread.Thank u American
First for my girl

Schaub

>>76908853
Just what we need, one more mandrama sperg

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is this the thread?

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>>76908811
This is the thread.

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Masvidal has a goat personality, it's a shame that the UFC doesn't market him right. #EasyMoney

>>76908965
met a million people with that fake corny personality

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50 - 0

>>76908982
How is his personality fake? Do you even know about his past?

>>76908965
Florida's own Jorge Masvidal will have his revenge, in this life or the next. Maia may have won the decision, but Jorge won the fight.

>>76908998
Are you serious? Floyd is going to get rekt. I've got $500 on McGregor knocking him out in the first 4 rounds.

>>76908998
is it known how much money he is guaranteed for this farce of a boxing match? how about conor?

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

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>>76909266
Schaub

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you have 10 seconds to tell me how to achieve this 'Cuban Bane' mode

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Team Alpha Male report in

>>76909351
start taking tainted supplements.

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thank u bby

>>>/asp/

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>>76908998
49-0

>>76909005
>he had street fights so now his corny personality isnt corny

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For me, it's Miesha Tate.

is there no big press conference this week?

kind of a shitty international fight week

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>>76908890
Yes

>>76909759
I feel you senpai
Barely even knew it was fight week

Practically nothing is happening.

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Would you consider Amanda Nunes to be a dominant top tier fighter or has been just fighting cans?

>>76909931
She's fighting the top of her division
Unless you think WBW is all cans

I did a breakdown of mayweather vs Mcgregor

https://youtu.be/vOQ19BM5vfk

>>76909036
A fool and his money are soon parted.

>>76910212
he has 0 grappling my man

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>>76910087
I feel like there are a few talented tighters with the rest being cans

>>76910278
I know and he is 33. Just think it is interesting all these old kickboxers want to make the jump now. I hope he does get a contract and he has to fight Colby.

>>76910297
>Just think it is interesting all these old kickboxers want to make the jump now.
because $$$ is in mma now

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>Boxing is "dead"

Boxing TV ratings in 2017:

5.1 Million peak for Thurman vs Garcia
~7 Million peak for Pacquiao vs Horn

Boxing PPV sales in 2017:

Joshua vs Klitschko 1.2 million
Canelo vs Chavez 1 million
Haye vs Bellew 800,000
Likely 1 million+ for Canelo vs GGG, Mayweather vs McGregor, and Joshua vs Klitschko 2

Boxing attendance in 2017:

90,000 for Joshua vs Klitschko
51,000 for Pacquiao vs Horn

>>76910358
>Anthony Joshua couldn't even beat a UFC Flyweight in terms of sales

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Just a lil heeminder

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I watch "ultimate" fighting

>>76910452
Looks like shit

>>76910459
LOL my sides

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>>76910392
Joshua did over 1 million PPV buys on Sky you plonker

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>>76909687

>>76910358
Alright? No one cares kek, heems aren't exclusive to MMA, Boxing's alright too

>>76910486
>plonker

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>>76909058
Probably 150-200 for Floyd depending on the PPV and ticket sales and 80-100 for Conor.

>>76910486
Go back

>>76910487
>284x202

>>76910510
All I've been seeing are highlights of Floyd schooling Canelo. How's this is Split Decision

>>76910468
Tbf it does look a mess with all the podcasts. Far too cluttered

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BAZOOKA

>>76910567
CJ Ross, probably got paid off before the fight. Never judged a boxing match again.

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Who ya got heem?

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>>76910510
Who did a better job at embarassing their Alvarez?

>>76910610
HEART VS SKILL COCKSUCKA HEART VS SKILL

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>>76910610
The Red King >>> Steady Eddie

Does fight pass have episodes of this season's TUF on it?

>>76910654
Yes,but not all of them.

>>76910667
thanks

>>76910654
they do but it lags a couple of weeks behind

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what went wrong?

>>76910717
She cheated on him with TJ, thus causing TJ to leave Alpha Male.

>>76910717
she was still banging andre fili i think

>>76910717
She is fucking Chael

>>76910717
she has roast beef pussy apparently

>>76910739
I can see a situation where PvZ is a babysitter for Chael's son and they bang on the side.

>>76910761
Chael is a stand up family guy

>>76910775
Yeah I agree, I was just joking. Chael's wife is hotter than PvZ anyway.

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>>76910717
>>76910724
>>76910736
>>76910739
>>76910756
Bigger whore than Schaub's girlfriend?

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>>76910781
>p-plz guys pay attention to my abhorrent memes!

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>>76910781
not possible

heem never recovered

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>>76910798
Jesus christ Schaub, what did you get yourself into?

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Why did Alexa Grasso change her name from Karen Montes?

>While many consider Emelianenko to be the greatest heavyweight MMA fight ever based off his 10-year run without a legitimate loss, which saw him win and defend the Pride heavyweight title — at the time, the most prestigious belt in the sport — Overeem doesn’t put nearly as much stock in that as others do, in part because he says Emelianenko avoided fighting him on multiple occasions after Pride was bought out by the UFC in 2006.

>“What can you say about it?” Overeem said. “I think Fedor had a great run in 2002-2005 and after that — people talk about 10 years undefeated and blah, blah, blah, but after 2005, who did he fight? He fought cans. He declined to fight me on two occasions, in 2009 and 2010.

>“The other thing is that he never tested himself in the UFC. That’s something that bothers me. He should have done that. He should have went to the UFC and went to that mix. There’s always gonna be that little thing over his career.”

True tbqh

>>76910850
>inb4 england flips out

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>>76910798
Why did you crop the photo? Because it destroys your narrative?

It's her tattoo artist people.

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>>76910798

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>On 3 fight winning streak
>Beaten 2 undefeated women in her last 2 fights
>Ranked #10

What does the UFC mean by this?

>>76910895
Is that what people are calling cheating these days? Tattoo artists?

>>76910913
literal roid face

>>76910913
The media make the rankings
Also shut up

>>76910913
looks like a dude

>>76910895
based springsperg

>>76910864
>>76910850
Overfaggot got btfo by every good fighter he fought until he got on the gas desu
Fook him

>>76910927
>The media make the rankings

They make UFC's official rankings?

>>76910922
Do you thing Booby Saggy preps the tattoo artist himself or does he prefer watching from the closet ?

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>>76910984
Yes lol

>>76910984
Yeah you goof, they do

Quick question

How do the h8rs think revealing their own cuck fetishes and dreams of pedophilia mean anything about Schaub? Just makes them seem even more pathetic than ever.

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best looking fighter by a fucking mile

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>>76910736
My boy Fili upgraded

>>76911008
Agreed, don't know how they think it's funny, the only people being laughed at is them.

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>>76910992
That brings in another question. Does he prep Tony?

>>76911103
That cum dumpster Brembo calls wife does

>>76911024
thicc

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>overroid shit talking Fedor

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>>76910895
Explain this

>>76910296
yes, until recently ALL the division was pure cans, with the majorityof fighters being soccer mom level and some ultra specialice fighters like ronda, amanda and possibly valentina are the firts well rounded female bantanweight champions.

>>76911142
She took a picture with someones baby, whats the big deal? It's a cute baby.

>>76911182
Pedo

>>76911255
Lol guess that makes most people in the world pedos

>>76910895
lyfe? liye?
What did she mean by this?

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>>76910638
>Oh Jesus fucking christ
>THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKIN SKILL JOE ROGAN
>THERES A NEW 155 CHAMP. WHERE'S CONOR MCGREGOR NOW??? WHERES CONOR MCGREGOR NOW???
>CONOR MCGREGOR YOU BETTER PACK 8 LUNCHES IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
>You ain't beating this kid for the next two or three fights. You ain't beatin em. This kid's a fucking Philadelphia guy. You're done. Lights out bitch.

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>>76911284
Nah just you and Schaub

>>76911139
Fedor got KO'd by a middleweight.

>106 posts
>26 are filtered
never change /heem/ ;)

>>76911341
I wonder what Schaub's reaction was when he tasted Tony's semen

>>76911396
so what lol

>>76911399
and somehow you always feeling the need to announce that you're filtering posts is more annoying than at least anything posted in this thread so far lol

>>76911399
Hey headspammer hypocrite, how's your day today?

>>76911405
Semen is 100% all natural my guy for sure smear it on your lips all day everyday.

>>76911412
Name another 'all time great' that was sent to the shadow realm by a guy 2 weight classes under him.

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Mickle Bispong

>>76911455
GSP got KO'd in his prime by a journeyman LW. Hendo is an all time great at 205 and 185.

>>76911477
Who KO'd GSP that is a LW?

>>76911485
Is this a serious question or do you actually not know

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/heem fan offered to pay $15,000 for Justine Kish’s soiled Reebok shorts
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/3/15913120/ufc-fan-offered-to-pay-15000-for-justine-kishs-soiled-reebok-shorts-mma

who has the best hips in mma?

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>>76911467
Are we going to have a problem?

>>76911024
Fili is 27 aint look a day over 19 yet

>>76911477
Cute revisionist history.

>>76911558
Not really, Serra was unexceptional before and after KO'ing GSP, Henderson was a living legend already when he fought Fedor.

>>76911525
Shit happens

>>76911568
>Win a controvesial belt over Bustamante
>heem wand
>lose to anderson and rampage
>heem bisping
>somehow this makes him a living legend
wew

>>76911540
No, officer. I'm just going home.

>>76911622
First simultaneous two-weight world champ in MMA history. Deal with it.

>>76911556
ok faggot

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Keep fighting for that #2 spot

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Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread:

News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Dana on the future of TUF
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

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>>76908811

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread:

News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Dana on the future of TUF
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

>>76911642
Considering those were nip belts (no standardized procedure for defending belts in a timely fashion. No recognition of contenders just 'fun fights', no rematch for bustamante. Made wand fight cro cop just to see him get heemed but no title on the line because lol japan) it means half of what it should.

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muay thai heemsters, r8 my local muay thai guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auXB2gx8t38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsymld6rm24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moe5ANXubGQ

Everyone in the comments on the boxing video is saying how great his boxing is for a muay thai fighter. Is he really throwing that fire?

>>76911622
I like how you ignored all the stuff he contributed to the actual fighting style. One of the first dirty boxers, wrestlers. Evolved into pure striker and shows the blue print for other wrestler/boxers to just focus on their striking. That alone for pushing the style is a huge contribution. He's going to be remember like Royce Gracie's guard and how that changed the face of MMA.

Hendo's striking and the frame set of skills have inspired and molded numerous other fighters with the same background.

You could say the same about the other Team Quest alum, but even when you look at Couture, Linnland, Sonnen those 3 almost mainly relied on their clinch grappling. Hendo was the one that branched off and almost became purely a MMA striker/boxer

>>76911689
UFC belts mean nothing too. They literally invented a division to market a pay-per-view. McGregor has left his high and dry to make money boxing. Bisping has managed to circumvent fighting any contenders for over a year.

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like this post if you;ve ever made a heem OP

>>76911643
Shut up you mug

>>76911703
some accent on this boy

he looks pretty good tho

>>76911712
Literally has zero bearing on his skills as a fighter

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whats up with this fight? is it going to be the TUF winners? shouldnt it be up already?

>>76911864
>>76911864
it does though, his skill set and pedigree showed an evolution to his MMA career and when you look at his fights and the wins and lost and the championships he won or didnt it makes him an incredible fighter which explains why people respect him, root for him, or dick ride him.

>>76909351
Imagine having him in your closed guard and you close your legs around his waist and wrap your arms around those thick back muscles and hold onto him so tightly your hearts start beating in unison as he wrestles on top of you trying to shrug you off but you're glued to him like your body was meant for his and with every burst of aggression you feel his back muscles tighten in your hands and then relax. Every muscle emitting a numbing heat which you can only imagine you feel in a sauna.

>>76911904
>it does

No it doesn't. Him being a pioneer reflects absolutely nothing on his skills as a friend fighter

>>76911941
yes it does

his fighting style and skill set do affect him as a fighter and also affect what he did to the sport and the fighting community

>>76909871
imagine how many fighters she fucked before getting to big brandon

>>76911968
>yes it does

Youre going to have to actually explain how something independent of his talents as a fighter showcases his talents as a fighter beyond nuh uh

>>76909871
She looks more manly in this

>>76911396

By a TRT babby

Thank f Fedor did TRT he'd be unstoppable

>>76911024
Imagine how much of a whore a girl must be to wear a thong in 2017

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who else /boy/ ?

I honestly hope
>coral springs
gets hepatitis from his dead fish.

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>>76911540

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>>76912048
here

1/2

>>76912263
fake champ is fake

>>76911986
i think i did a rather decent job your rebuttal needs to be more then just nuh uh

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Does anyone have the Dominic Cruz Pepe from the post fight presser? Need it pls

>>76912048
>>76912294
NATTY STATUS: full

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>>76912048
2/2

>>76912294
he just gave up, what a bad win

>>76911903
>Tecia Torres's boring ass stuck on Fight Pass prelims
LMAO @ ur tiny life

>>76912335
You have yet to separate non-fighting aspects from fighting aspects. You haven't said anything about Hendos skills other than "muh pioneer"

>>76911903
Think for even 30 seconds as to why it isn't up

>>76912477
some intern didnt do his job?

>>76911903
>2 hour gap for three fights to main card

Astounding

>>76912491
Think a little harder

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Who claimed her

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>>76912477
>>76912521
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>76911903
>being this stupid

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>>76912559
post more

>>76912521
i get wat youre insinuating but i dont watch the show. i assumed it was like a playoff bracket and the fights are already done and that would be the last fight to decide the winner. i really dont know what other format it could be. the fighters should have been announced last week

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>>76912602

>>76911903
Why is Teruto on the fpp isnt he quite popular?

Gray could win that one honestly

>>76912682
He stopped doing his "I ruv bitches!" schtick so no one gives a fuck about him anymore. Also, lost to Artem. He's where he belongs 2bh.

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>>76911903
It's James Krause vs Dhiego Lima.

>>76912699
The UFC made me stop because SJWs

Haters cant have an Asian acting alpha

>>76912788
Nah, it's Jesse Taylor

>>76912867
Made him stop**

>>76912867
Pretty sure he said he stopped because he didn't like people only knowing him for that.

Someone post the webm of that landwhale grinding on Based Teruto in the club lol

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>>76911903
>Banished to early prelims by fucking Artem

>>76912505
They are going to add fights once the season of ultimate fighter is over to avoid spoilers. The top 5 on the show usually get fights.

Finally started on my plan to watch every UFC event from 1 onwards over the course of the next year or two.

Watching UFC 1 is crazy, nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. Unfortunately Fight Pass doesn't seem have the fights lined up in order so I'm having to squint at wikipedia to try to see which fight I should be watching without spoiling the rest

>>76912906

Well now nobody's going to know him at all.

>>76913103

>to avoid spoilers

If they wanted to avoid spoilers they shouldn't advertise everyone who they're interviewing after the show. Makes me glad I usually don't catch it live so I can watch it spoiler free.

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Strike,evade
Strike,press
I will be like a ghost in there yeh
He will tink I'm there but I won't be there
He will tink I'm not there but I will be there

>>76913082
>Banished to early prelims by Fucking Artem
>Artem gets a Fight Night main event against Cub fucking Swanson

>>76913145
Yeah that was lame that they did that. I think they finally realized last episode that they were spoiling the show every week.

Do people still not realize that there are promotional fights for prelims and Fight Pass?

>>76911903
>Elias Theodorou fighting
Wew

>>76913103
so we cant do picks is what you're saying?

>>76911903
Surprisingly decent card.

>>76913146
The butthurt from boxingfags when Floyd inevitably gets heemd stiff will only be matched by that of Hillary voters after losing to Trump

>>76913194
The full card gets announced at the end of the last episode of TUF wednesday night.

>>76912150
I love getting home and knowing I'm on your mind constantly. I hope I at least make you consider becoming a better person.

>coral springs gets home
>the spamming starts instantly
makes me ponder

>>76913201
>That flag
Lol

>>76909351
Bane?

>>76910510
Canelo was green.

>>76910646
>oh wow tremendous boxing!
>that exact exchange in mma gloves
>lol mma is a shit!

What do you think is the average IQ of any imbecile that goes to /b/?

I'm thinking low 60's

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>>76913316
>>76913252
>>76913223
>>76913278
>>76913332
>>76913338

Stop spammin my thread you fucking goofs

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>>76913212
Why didn't you save them,
>coral springs
? They trusted you! Their lives were in your hands! Why did you let them die?

>>76913237
Guaranteed you he timed that for me to come back.

>>76912354
You mean the wojak?

>>76913388
It was just one fish. I made a stupid mistake with the filter.

>>76913413
What does that make you for falling for a "if you don't do this your mother dies" thing? Weak-minded individual.

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>>76912431
Man how is she in the prelims of that card. It doesn't even have big names.

What rank is she btw? I honestly don't recall her losing at all recently and she's faced decent competition. If I recall she lost the decision to Rose but honestly I think she won that, and I don't know her other losses from the top of my head

>>76913410
So the death of a creature in your care is just a "stupid mistake" to you? That seems awfully callous to me.

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>>76913423
It really is pathetic. Both responding to and making one of those posts should get you banned. It's fucking annoying to see this shit both get posted everywhere and work.

>>76913436
I'm not saying the mistake wasn't detrimental (which it very much was) I'm saying it was something I beat myself up for because how simple it was.

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>>76913459
What goes through that deranged head of yours?

>>76913454
You should've been more careful. It was relying on you and you let it down. It died suffering because you were reckless!

>>76913481
Was my first time caring for a fish and I'll live and learn if I can get past it.

>>76913489
You don't deserve to care for animals, fish killer.

>>76913509
I have 2 dogs and they're doing just fine dude.

>>76913489
Faggot?

>>76913489
this is autism, faggot.

>>76913513
I feel sorry for those dogs. Just a matter of time until your negligence gets them killed.

>>76913514
>>76913518
Good one bros.
>>76913524
Not happening because I love them and they're my best friends.

>>76911021
Looks like a dude

>>76913117
I'm doing the same with Pride. I've just finished the 2000 openweight grand prix and up to Pride 9 now. Sakuraba styling on everyone

>>76913489
FAGGOT

>>76913360
kek why are you so pressed

>>76913545
Did someone tell you to post this or is this a new /heem/ meme

>>76913526
You loved that fish too, and look how that turned out.

>>76913489

fag

>>76913489
Non-heterosexual

>>76913558
I dropped the sponge of waste in the tank by accident and tried to clean the water manually fast but the fish had already gotten sick. I won't accidentally feed my dog dark chocolate or something because I don't eat that stuff.

>>76913562
>>76913570
Epic raid /b/ros !!!111

>>76913489
faglord

>>76913535
Any good meme fights you recommend? I've been wanting a list of entertaining fights in the Pride sense

>>76913489

"faggot"

>>76913611
>>76913585
Where are you guys coming from? Did you fall for a "your mother will die" post? Really?

>>76913489
You're literally a faggot

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>>76913583
How could you let me die?

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what the fuck lmao

>>76913641
Hide stubs dummy

>>76913489
Man who engages in intercourse with other men

>>76913641
>virtue signalling on 4chan
Get off this website.

>>76913598
Akira Shoji vs Renzo Gracie

>>76913637
Not even going to tell you the fish I had because you'd pull more stunts like this. Hope what you're doing is making you feel better about yourself.

>>76913652
I don't think you know what virtue signalling means skippy

Mr. Springs, what sort of fish do you keep in your aquarium?

Who is your favorite woman UFC competitor? Be completely sincere.

>>76913676
Nah, I do and you're a victim of it on a Tibetan water polo forum. Pathetic, honestly.

>>76913681
Does your mom know she raised an obese spammer for a son?

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>>76913659
Why didn't you save me?

>>76913678
None at the moment.

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>>76913652
>Not filtering out the retards

>>76913688
No you don't buddy.

>>76913700
I'm not a baby like >>76913702

>>76913681
rose namajunas is the best physically and as a fighter literally

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who /garo/ here?

>>76913707
You're not a baby yet you're seething about people filtering your gay spam? Hmm....

>>76913698
Because you let it die, you murderer.

>>76913641
whats your filter game?

>>76913720
You even type like a redditor.

which mma fighter 25 or younger has the brightest future in the sport

>>76913721
Not a murderer.

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy selling out bingo halls with Callen

>>76913732

My boy Jason Knight.

>>76913731
Takes one to know one

what's going on with matt hughes?

>>76913751
I think he can take Lamas, going to be an incredible fight.

>>76913740
You directly caused that poor fish's death, so yeah, you are.

>>76913759
Checking MMA headlines is much different than being an active poster with an account and adopting their posting styles. God you make me sick.

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>Still nursing injuries from getting beaten up by a 50 year old

>>76913780
>Redditor who spams gay/scat porn
You're such a disappointment you know that right?

>>76913767

Murder requires intent, dummy. At worse he's guilty of fishslauter.

>>76913800

*fishslaughter

Jesus my spelling has gone to shit lately.

>>76913800
Let's call it negligent fishicide.

Anyone want to talk MMA? Which camp is your favorite?

>>76913799
I don't spam but at least I'm man enough to fight it and report it. You let it all slide by, you're just as bad honestly.

>>76909030
That

>>76913815

Piscicide, I think.

>>76908965
>le split decision man

>>76913707
>not filtering tripfags
>not filtering Spainsperg
>not filtering coral springs
>not filtering Schaub
>not filtering gay porn and scat

>>76913837
There are fewer than 15 men on the planet who could fight at 170 and not get tapped by Maia.

>>76913840
You sound like someone who gets their feelings hurt way too easily. I think Sherdog is more up your alley.

>>76913840
>filtering everything that gives /heem/ its own particular autistic flavour.

The only thing I'd filter is the gay porn and scat, but I'm too lazy to set that up so I just hide it as it appears.

>>76913833
Sounds right to me. We can all agree that
>coral springs
is literally a monster, though, right?

>>76913865
I'm not the one spamming blacked and photoshopped babies. If anything you have caused more harm to this Earth.

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Nunes vs Shevchenko is going to look excatly like Clawja vs Kookies except the sub is coming in the second round

>>76913876
You know they've fought before right?

>>76913840
Unironically this 2bh...also make sure to announce you have them filtered so they can start sperging out about it.

>>76913853
>le hurt feelings go to sherdog :D meme
Enjoy your friend simulator, fag.

>>76913840
post your filename and comment filters

>>76913869
No, callously killing defenseless creatures is clearly worse than photoshopping pictures. You die, are worse than Hitler.

>>76913895
Aren't you the one constantly spamming fighter heads?

>>76913883
>the first fight always looks like the second fight
ask tyron and wonderboy about that

>>76913910
I'm constantly filtering them ;)

>>76913912
You couldn't have picked a worse example.

>>76913921
Your excessive posting of smiley faces leads me to believe you are a sensitive feminine person. I think filtering would be better for your psyche. Carry on bro.

>>76913898
why tho?

>>76913924
>revisionist history
the first fight was a fight of the night award winner spicefest

>>76913943
So he can alter his filenames.

>>76913943
because i want to use them too

who is the worst boxer in the ufc?

>>76913489
Fag

>>76913981
Nice! Now your mother is safe!

Do you honestly believe that?

>>76913931
>Getting this passive-agressive TRIGGERED
You're a fuckin' dork
>>76913950
>So he can alter his filenames.
Nah, not gonna do it.
>>76913958
Tempting

>>76913944
Only cause of the 4th round, otherwise it was pretty much the same fight.

what's your favorite branch of mma?

>>76913959
Conor
Step jab, counter left. Telegraphed af
>inb4 DEY CANT TAKE DAT LEF HAND SHOT YEH

>>76914038

>inb4 DEY CANT TAKE DAT LEF HAND SHOT YEH

Well can they?

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>>76914013
Bitchboi is still going looool you're a nerd and DO NOT forget it.

>>76914049
Manlets can't. He's never knocked out anyone taller than 5'9"

Which fighter best represents the new breed of mixed martial artist?

>>76914061
Yair Rodriguez

is matt serra beating gsp the biggest upset in mma history?

*dowses self with water in between rounds*

>>76914055
>if i friend simulate hard enough maybe they'll like me!!

>>76914080
CLAUDIA

>>76914079
According to betting odds it's actually Sokoudjou vs Big Nog

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>>76914080
>Romero vs. Whittaker
>End of round 1
>Yoel jumps into a pool of vaseline just before the start of round two

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWCvkwoAhv9/

what does this mean?

>>76914120
ILL SHEE YOU SHOON BOI

>>76914133
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWC1wXgA2kU/
what am i even reading