/trans/ - loverat Terry edition

1st for mendy when?

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/a/stana

/trans/ is dead again.

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>>76907767
>John Terry in Claret and Blue

Westham in talks with Bayer for chich £13m

who is soto

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Lads..... Lads......
>Snubchester

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>Newcastle in for Huddlestone
>Shelvey and Huddlestone midfield

>>76907879
>All those shirt sales

Truly worth the transfer fee desu

>>76907879
>Pogba is already a United legend in the ultimate customer's (slanty) eyes
kinell

HELLO

WHERE ARE BAKAYOKO ANNOUNCEMENT
WHEN IS RUDIGER ANNOUNCED?
HURRY UP AND SIGN SANDRO
LUKAKU W H E N ?

if it's not too much trouble, i'll take one mahrez too please, thanks :)

>>76907879
Why is pogba so popular?
He isn't even that flashy of a player

>>76907879
do you think pogba could beat them all in a fight if they entered one after another or would he tire out?

>>76907939
I'd take Mahrez just to see Will.i.an leave desu.

>Antonio Conte tells Chelsea to sign Romelu Lukaku at any price - even £100m
top fucking keke

>>76907969
Pedro and Mahrez as the only wingers until October is not enough you cunt we need Willian too

>>76907959
I have watched enough martial arts movies to know that crowds always lose against a single fighter.

>>76907981
Traor... nnm they sold him. There is that other kid, the black one who looked good in Spain, I think he's belgian or something.

>Pogba retires The Dab
RIP
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-midfielder-paul-pogba-10725555

What are United going to do with all their Dab University ash trays?

>>76908005
He's fucking shit lad

le decent dribble with no end product man

Willian is far better than him

>>76908022
Quite literally no.

Why are United so shit at transfers?

I DONT WANT MAHREZ FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>>76907863

>>76908082
Arsenal fan?

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>>76908081
should have signed Monchi when they had the chance last year

>>76908110
Yeah and I dont understand why Arsene would waste money on this one season memester

>>76908082
would you rather take mahrez or arda turan?

Polish papers reporting that Lewandowski wants a move lads

>>76907952
marketing

>>76908223
Neither, but Mahrez if you're forcing me

>>76908266
he just wants more money

>>76908285
He is mad that le fast haircut man won the funny looking cannon

>>76907969
>>76908005
>>76908046
Shit opinions.

Willian is god-tier at freekicks, and he can meme us into a couple wins

Mahrez and Vardy up there with Michu as some of the best 1 season wonders. Infact the whole Leicester team is desu

>>76908276
then you deserve mahrez

>>76908335
It's not that I don't think Turan is good but the guy is old as fuck now

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>mahrez is sanchez' replacement

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>>76908384

>>76908325
>Vardy
should have gone to Arsenal

>>76908325
>Kante

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finally

>>76908466
according to reputable sources it's a done deal

hot chocolate and a panini to go

/trans/ is run by reddit mods

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>Thank you Jurgen, Antonio & José but Ive made my mind up. Im going to Wolverhampton.

Dutch guy is probably a janitor desu

>>76908516
what is a reddit mod?

>>76908527
Up tha wolves

chelsea sign baka already REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76908601
Ruined 2012 /sp/

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bale to utd when?

>>76908633
awww does the bandwagoner want his new toy???

Reddit thread tbqh

>>76908645
they already have a bald overrated cunt.

>>76908527
>flops
>portuguese league exposed as worse than the SPL

>>76908656
what is a reddit thread?

come on gives us Roqa pls

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>the big news of the day is John Terry to Aston Villa

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Discuss the most expensive goalies of all time

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>>76908527

City's activity this transfer window is like United circa 2014, signing a shitload of world class players that they don't even necessarily need, and everyone predicting them to piss the league and break goalscoring records. But United ended up being nowhere near the title.

>>76908712

tfw the pound used to be strong

Fuck Gorden Brown

>>76908712
>City have spent close to 60mEUR on goalkeepers

>>76908712
>Ederson Moraes
Literally who?

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Will we get #BOATBACK?

>>76908712
>1999-2001 Serie A
>all that goalkeeper money

It looks like if a player were good back then, they were rated in the 20-50m range regardless of position. Nowadays, a good goalkeeper/defender goes for that but a good forward goes for 100m.

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>>76908758
pundit

>>76907767
>Manchester United and Paris St-Germain will meet the £174m release clause in Barcelona forward Neymar's contract if the Brazil international chooses to leave the Spanish giants. (Don Balon via Daily Star)

Those rumors have been going for a while in Brazil. At least involving Manure.

Who else they could sign to be the total /goodguy/ team?

They already have Mourinho and Herrera.

>>76908758
Neck tattoo wanker who dives at everyone's legs

He's going to be fun to watch

>>76908712
>Buffon
>£33m
>2001

Shit.

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>you now remember

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40478679

>Katie Rough death
>Rough death

WEW. It was pretty rough!

Billy Dance

>>76908903
>£15m for Jordan Ibe

Still baffles me

>>76908725
tbf, they do look like they are signing a few fullbacks this week.

>>76908932
blatantly only getting the headlines because it was a cute kid

>>76908712
>Bravo on the list twice

>>76907939
>>76907975
I think Conte might be SEETHING at this point. He comes back from vacation, 1/3 of summer had passed and they still haven't bought ANYONE.

>>76907767
>move to birmingham to play in the championship
or
>make way too much money in the US or China

i'd do the latter desu

>>76908988
>move to paki central
or
>move to nigger or chink central
worst dilemma possible

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>not just cloning new players

sometimes it might go wrong but whats the worse that could happen?

pic related

>>76909018

why is he so smug?

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>>76909001
>le bad ass anonymous man

>>76908961
Bit of a horrible way to go though lad. Plus the criminal was a 16 year old girl. Would have been nice if there was some... you know, but I know life isn't that neat. Still, she was cuteish. Be great at 16. She'll be young forever, anon.

>>76908988
>>76909001
Going to China would be an excuse to learn chink, but imagine the months of not being able to speak it. Be horror. As an English speaker I'd prob rather do Championship and be a legend than just another cash cow.

>>76909018
The only downside is that they will inherit the age of the DNA donor.

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Mendy for 40 mill
Dembele for 60 mill
Walklel for 40 mill
Alves >for free
Bertrand for 15 mill
Rudnigger for 25 mill

>>76909044
most of north england is quite relaxed to racism desu. why are you americans so triggered to by it? its just a bit of banter, give some back!

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>>76909065
>nigerian clone is actually 80 on his 20th birthday

>>76909018
wheres the edit of this?
you know the one..

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lol

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>>76909080

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>>76909093
this is the only one i'm aware of, unless there's another

hey guize, what is the best app to spread (false) transfer rumors? If I were to made one would you use it?

>>76909126
Im happy just editing tweets from SkyFootball and typing 'what the..' desu

>>76909095
based Mark "Barbecue hound? I'll put you in the ground" Cavendish

>>76909078
Rudiger isn't the MCB

>>76908903

After so many years of not having much money, the PL riches obviously went to their heads a bit

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https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/jose-mourinho-collision-course-ed-woodward-manchester-united-transfers-094053274.html

is his meltdown going to come a year early?

>Morata's Dad and Agent turn up to Madrid
Imagine if theyre there to get Morata new contract instead lmao

Am I an Alpha or a Cuck for holding a door open for another man? we were heading opposite ways through the door for some context

>>76909366
You're pathetic either way for giving it a second thought.

>>76909366
You're a suppressive person for ever worrying about something like that

Everton complete Sandro signing.
Poor guy doesn't know what hes in for

>>76909366
If its an older gentleman you are showing respect and should do it. Younger nope, same age is where you also go into cucking territory :^/

>Sandro signs for Everton on year deal
Is top 4 realistic at this point?

>>76909366
Alpha, lording it over him and implying he is a woman who needs the door held open by a superior male

>>76908441
>leicester team

>>76908527
Money talks Wolfs are like the 2nd richest club in the world now Champs League winners 2025/26 book it

Check one two
Good afternoon, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

>>76907847
MAKE /trans/ GREAT AGAIN

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>>76909461

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>>76909461

when your team sells both its wing back and they bring in piss poor replacements
I'm already worried about next season and it hasn't even started yet

>>76909455
Reals?

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>Luke 'Llama' Murphy rejoins Burton Albion on a season long loan

WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN
WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME

WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR LUKE MURPHY

>>76909487
I knew perro caca was a latino meme. I bet that 'party rockers' meme is una vela as well

>monaco signing a LB

mendy is a done deal then

>>76909801

That's what I was referring to earlier. Mendy is on his way out and they got another injury prone African in return for him.

>>76909850
>another
does mendy have explody knees?

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>>76909492
*turns the other cheek*

>>76909859

Only a mild case as far as I know.

>Literally got banned for shitposting in /trans/
Remembered why I left spee desu, janitors should realize no one really wants them to save spuh bar reddit

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>the bounty of Manchester City Academy finally paying off
How many trophies has Pep won, spending almost £250m? (not counting the additional £100m they are due to spend on Mendy and Sanchez)

>>76909993
How embarrassing.

Mods have killed trans again

>>76909993
They've sold Mooy and Unal already

>>76909993
The first generation of kids since the academy change aren't even 18 yet tbf

>>76910043
>>76910071
>>76910084
All me haha

>>76910043
>>76910071
>>76910084
the club has had plenty of time now
>9 years since Sheikh takeover
should be seeing some benefit of the coaches they brought in now
>Etihad Academy Campus opened 3 years ago
fair enough, but should be seeing one or 2 bright sparks tipped to guarantee Man City first team

How many youngsters have they bought for that 'instant potential' and not bothered to try or even just sold off?

>>76910106
You can't post within 50 posts of a previous post you made you spoon

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*walks towards the premier league*

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>>76909993
At least Celina's having fun on loan

>>76910138
>when your pal is sunning it up in la liga and you have to go to Ipswich instead

top zozzle no wonder he looks upset

Footballers have really nice hair especially bundesliga ones

>>76910159
>Kosovan who grew up in Norway
He'd probably melt in spain tbf

>Bremen signing Zhang
>Bayern signing Jeong
Time for more Asian market!

>>76909983
>>76910069
Words can't express how much I hate mods and janitors.

>>76909094
Not really sure why, but Jeremy Clarkson's voice just ressonates at the back of my mind when I read this...

>Asston villa

You can't argue with results.
agree or disagree?

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this could be the signing of the summer pricewise

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genuinely wondering what he means by this?

>>76910205
us fags will argue about anything

How much did Villa pay for Terry lads?

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>>76910138
>>76910176
>not called up for norwegian youth team as often as he wants
>his father gets upset, tells his son to choose kosovo national team instead since they respect him
>kosovo u21 about to play against norway u21
>"i want to humiliate my former teammates. i want to show norway what they missed out on. i will give odegaard and the others a surprise"

>kosovo loses 5-0

what did he mean by this?

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>>76910293
he is on £60k/week and the key to Grealish's gfs house

>>76910239
>Neverton

Just put £500 on Everton getting 4th place

>>76910404
why dont I just throw 500 quidaway?

>>76910279
souce?

>>76910423
I'll be throwing £500 like toilet paper when I win my millions in May

Just put 700 squid on Liverpool finishing 4th

>>76910428
*source?

>>76910322
wait until they sell him for 60m next summer

1. Liverpool/Chelsea
2. Liverpool/Chelsea
3. Man City
4. Tottenham
5. Everton
6. Arsenal

7.-20. Doesn't matter

>>76910428
Sasha Grey

>>76909870
What movie is this from?

>>76909094
isn't watford part of jorge mendes wheel of transfers ?
>check google
>arsenal target ruben neves sign with super agent jorge mendes
what a surprise

>>76910467
>Liverpool
>top 2
LMAO they couldn't even do it with Suarez smashing in hattricks everywhere

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>United boss Jose Mourinho is also preparing a big-money bid for Borussia Dortmund's Spain defender Marc Bartra, 26.(AS via Metro)

Oh noooo …

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>>76910467
it'll be chelsea, liverpool dont have the mentality of epl winners.

>>76910492

Umm... does someone want to tell him?

>>76910511
I meant to put top. not fixing my post.

>"Mr Ashley and Pawel would drink pints of lager, with vodka 'chasers' between each pint, and the first to leave the bar area for whatever reason was declared the loser.

>"After approximately 12 pints and chasers Pawel apologised profusely and had to excuse himself.

>"Mr Ashley then vomited into the fireplace located in the centre of the bar, to huge applause from his senior management team."

>"Mr Ashley was like no other client that anyone at Merrill Lynch had ever come across," he said.

>"By way of example, his ability to express boredom and frustration during client meetings knew no limits, including various episodes where he would lie underneath meeting room tables to 'have a nap'."

Sounds like it would be fun to be on the SD senior management team

>>76910542
they all go out for a pint on a friday apparently, and just stay chatting shit in the pub until 4am

>>76910488
Wolves you mean, Watford is Pozzos

And yes they are. I think they're the only Mendes team England which is surprising

>according to l'equipe, marco verratti has told psg he won't be training with the team to force for a move to barcelona
wew

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>Linked with Maguire
>Goes to Leicester

>Linked with Under
>Goes nowhere

>Linked with Lemar
>Going to Arsenal/Madrid

>LInked with Sessegnon
>Stays with Fulham

>Linked with Suso
>Stays at Milan

>Linked with Berardi
>Stays at Sassuolo

>Linked with Alena
>Stays at Barca

>Will probably sign some Ligue 1 pacebab for £20m then not get on the bench and sell him the next season

-----Lacazette
Sanchez--Ozil--Lemar

is this the best front 4 in EPL history since the French connection era?

>>76910604
None of them play in the EPL though

>>76910604
I hear the deal for Lemar is about 50/50.
If there's any justice it will go through.

>>76910602
>Levy
>spending clubs own money
he's waiting for the £200m bait for Kane to get a bite

Aston Villa fan here

I hate John Terry

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>>76910492
>>76910500
I was merely pretending to be retarded

>>76910480
The Last Temptation of Christ

>>76910691
has he shagged your wife already?

>>76910602
Spurs is owned by Joe Lewis. He is literally Soros-tier rich as they both traded currency and made billions from the Black Wednesday crisis. Spurs are fucking Saudi rich. They have no excuse not to spend a fortune on players every year. But they're Jews, so..

>>76908325
Was Michu only ever a one season meme? Didn't he get fucked by injuries rather than just falling off?

>>76910604
>Lemar deal on!
>1 day ago

>Lemar transfer blow!
>9 hours ago

>Monaco determined to hold onto PL target!
>1 hour ago

>journalism

>>76910709
Arsenal literally has 3 multibillionaires as the main shareholders yet they don't do anything either.

>>76910733
Leg break iirc.

>>76908512
I'M A BIG MAN FUCK A POSTCODE WAR

Just stuck £5,000 on villa to get promoted and a further 1k on them to win the league outright

Doing the daily Thulean Perspective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkv5y9QRhE

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It's only a Naby Keita of time.

>>76910804
>£70m for the black Paul Pogba

KEK. Title challengers la

Reminder Klopp has only ever won 3 trophies in his entire career of 16 years
Those 3 trophies were won in a 2 year period when Louis "Club Killer" Van Gaal was in charge of Bayern Munich

>>76910840
Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp

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>>76910832

We have the front three in the league - Salah Firmino Mane

We have the playmaker in the league - Coutinho

We have the best english player in the league - Henderson

We have the best ball playing centre back in the league - Joel Matip

You can type your kek and lel, but Liverpool FC are back. Well and truly back.

Just downed a 5pack of sainsbury's jam-filled doughnuts, feeling sick as fuck right now lads

>>76910804
fuck off jack

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>>76910867
>tfw it turns out that they are 2nd class players (besides Coutinho)

>>76910891

Believe my Austrian brother, the redmen are coming.

>>76910867
>We have the front three in the league
Son, Kane, Alli

>We have the playmaker in the league
Eriksen

>We have the best english player in the league
Alli

>We have the best ball playing centre back in the league
Alderweireld

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>>76910859
Based Kult-Kloppo.

One fine day training Sven Bender was a bit lazy and did not run the required 100 km per training game. Kloppo took the boy aside, screamed: "Do you have 'nen Lattenschuss This here is?' Ne full throttle event!" In the next game Bender ran Then, 200 kilometers. Cult motivator Kloppo!

>>76910799
>tfw he'll never go back to making sweet black metal

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>>76910867
>

>>76910867
I'd take Sanchez, Aguero, Navas over those three, lad.

KdB over Coutinho

Alli or Dier over Henderflop

Stones is vastly superior to Matip and that's hard for me to type.

lel kek.

>squirtlepower is back
fuck's sake

>>76910904

Son is a poor mans Dirk Kuyt who can't finish his dinner.

Kane is decent.

Alli is great at scoring goals against the shite, he has never played well in a big game.

Eriksen is good at free kicks literally nothing else, would rather have George Boyd as my playmaker.

Alderweireld couldn't get a game at Atletico ahead of that City reject Savic, he's shite.

>Liverpool doing well with midweek matches
>signed one player
lmao crash and burn come December/January

>>76910937
I think he got mad that anime poster was getting all the Liverpool hate.

>>76910935

Sanchez is a system babby.
Aguero does nothing other than score.
Navas... who?

KdB is a system babby, failed at Chelsea.

Dier has done nothing in his career.

Stones is a yard dog, concedes more than he stops.

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>>76910953
>he has never played well in a big game.

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fucking state of this lad

>>76910467
>someone else can identify Sasha Grey just by her arse
thank god I'm not weird

>>76910953
>Eriksen is good at free kicks literally nothing else
Literally don't watch a single game, do you? Eriksen has been shit at set pieces for 2 seasons and he is the most creative player since he joined the league.

>>76910981

Who won the league? Meaningless game.

>>76910996

He isn't though is he.

>>76910956
should be fun seeing newfags argue with him

>>76910973
>Dier has done nothing in his career.
What has the liverpool squad done in their careers?

>>76910840
klopp won the german supercup against bayern in poop's first season

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>>76911009
I can't see Coutinho anywhere. Can you help me?

>>76911035

Stats prove nothing.

I watch football matches.

Stats show Lukaku is a good goal scorer, when in actuality he is a horrendous footballer.

>>76911018
>supercup
>trophy
is the community shield a trophy? lmao

>>76911013
We sure it's him? I don't remember him being a sufferer of changing trips. Sure it's not just a new lad?

>>76911017

Won a match at Wembley.

>>76911077
JoelMatip is his steam name as well

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I'd rather have Geroge Boyd as my playmaker

Time to pull up all of his cringeworthy reddit posts

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On the subject of George Boyd, he's dropped down a division to entertain the 20 billion fans the Wendies get every week.

>>76911087
you now remember dimitri payet

Will Arsenal challenge for the title once we get Lacazette on board?

>>76911086
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197982350479

>the state of that

>>76908310
Maybe he shouldn't have been such a shitter in front of goal then.

>>76910995
To be fair, it's a really well known gif.

>>76911111
Consider them checked

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>taking a girl to a concert and then a hotel after
>sleeping on the floor while she gets the bed

>>76911126
>Essex
>supports Liverpool
>that hairline
its not looking good

>>76911121
If Sanchez stays and they also sign Lemar and or Mahrez? Sure. But they've 'challenged' ever since they bought Ozil, they just collapse because reasons. If they can win 3 FA Cups in 4 years they can win the title.

>>76911156
if you were indian this could be the slogan of the new british empire

>>76911121
unless they piss off out of Europa early, they will struggle for top 3

>>76911126
nice, 1 vac ban and this kid even got banned personally by some dev, jesus christ, 2017 and it's internet heroes

>>76909078
>Dembele for 60 mill
You'd never get Ousmane for that money, and would be overpaying for Mousa and Moussa

>>76911162
Don't pick on the developmentally disabled

>>76910935
>navas
you mean Bernardo, Sane or Sterling

>>76911156
Here's the original thread lol
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/26098041/#q26100785

>>76911221
That's what I meant.

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>>76910996
i remember seeing him joing spurs from ajax and thinking that he was underselling himself.

>very fashion advert pays homage to Raging Bull opening
Ive lived too long, but what transfers can take this off my mind?

>>76911240
The one that kills me is that reddit gifts painting his got of him as master chief

>>76910867
>We have the front three in the league - Salah Firmino Mane
But Man City have the player you repeatedly dubbed "the english messi", surely that's better than Mane?

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>>76911156
>>76911240

>>76910891
>turns out
Already common knowledge, Henderson is 3rd class at best

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>>76908677
He said on his story he is staying

You may only reply to this post if the club you support will not make any incoming transfers during this window

/spuds/ reporrting in

>>76908793
Looks like this was taken 5 mins before kick off

>>76910891
Coutinho's far too wasteful to be called world class imo

He's inherited Gerrard's habit of trying to win games singlehandedly when playing as a team would be more effective

>>76911349
Surprise entry from /chelsea/

>squirtle's steam profile gets posted
>fucks off
lol

>>76911282
Poop ruined him la

>>76909042
>Get paid literally thousands of pounds a week to do nothing
That's why

>>76911382
poop's spent this season reviving him after pellers tried to ruin him

Alexis-Lacazette-Özil
Sead-Xhaka-Rambo-Ox
---Holding-Kosc-Musta--

Will arse even sign anyone else? Can they compete with this squad, or would they need >more signings?

>>76911402
Pellers didn't know they were signing sterling and tried to ruin him out of spite lol

>>76911415
Arsenal desperately need more depth

Especially with Europa league

>>76911402
Poop can't even revive his sideburns

players that could be bought for far less money and ask for lower wages and would in general be better signins for EPL clubs than clowns like Morata, Lukaku or Mahrez


- Goretzka
- Stindl
- Hector
- Werner
- Forsberg
- Keita (prolly would ask for a lot of €)
- Kessie

>>76911434
More depth, in fucking what?

>GK: Cech, Chesney, Ospenis
>DF: Chambers, Holding, Gibbs, Kosc, Mustafi, Gabriel, Mert, Kolasnic
>MF: Carzola, Xhaka, Coq, Elmeney, Ramsey, Wilshere, Ozil
>FW: Giroud, Walcott, Sanchez, Welbeck, Perez

They need, if anything, midfielders and forwards. That's ignoring their decentish youth like Maitland-Niles. If they get Lacazette and Mahrez, they're done.

>>76911487
>>76911434
Sorry, also forgot Ox.

>>76911415
What a meme formation when Kolasanic doesn't play LM at all. He's a LWB at best.

>>76911487
Half of those players are shit or permacrock

>>76911487
Depth in quality anon

>>76911487
>Fading, Being sold, wank
>Suspect, Suspect, Bad, Decent, Decent, Decent, permacrocked, Okay
>Not good enough, can't defend, can't attack, sub, welsh, injured, can't defend
>French, not good enough, leaving, injured, who?

And before you come back yes Holding and Chambers were total wank when they finally got tested in the u21 euros

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>>76911487
>you now remember Per and the old times

arsecucks are becoming more deluded than scousers, kinell.

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>>76911522
Should have said that then, mong.

>>76911513
Wasn't the qualifier, he said depth. Seeing as Arse also need X amount of English players.

>>76911544
And yet they managed to beat Chelsea, who were champions, huh?

>>76911581
>Should have said that then, mong.

It wasn't my post, mong.

>>76911569
How was he deluded? The guy said 'reee more depth' so he said there was depth, he didn't even say they were good. And how was he deluded when he didn't go

>WE'LL WIN IT ALL LA!

Like Livercucks do? Mong, you're that anime cunt aren't you?

>>76911126
KEK what a fucking melt

>>76911581
A cup final has nothing to do with strength in depth which is what we're talking about you mong

Anyway if we're using last season Arse came 5th which clearly indicates that they didn't have enough strength in depth for a successful prem campaign

>>76911581
you're thick as fuck.
jesus christ get your rose tinted specs off you fucking mong.

>>76911581
Depth implies quality

>>76911596
>getting this rattled
theres a reason you /arse/holes have a safe space

>>76911087

>having a one dimensional team is now a good thing

member when people were crazy about passing percentages?

>>76911563
Werder Bremen have always been the good guys of the Bundesliga

>>76911660
I miss Diego being the next big brazillian

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>>76911563
You now remember kleines, dickes Ailton.

>>76908466
First agent and then father.

>>76908325
Vardy resurected with Shekspeare. Look at his numbers before and after

lads
LADS
>mBRAPPPé

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has this been mentioned yet
means Mendy is 100% leaving

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>>76911760
>Mbrappés your path

>>76911770
Mendy's already in Manchester

>>76911590
I LITERALLY had to go for a pace around my room after reading this post.

How fucking DARE you reply to me when it wasn't your original post you fucking DICKHEAD. FUCK OFF.

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>>76911819
>trying this hard

>>76911819
fuck off, mong.

>Pickford and Keane
>60M

makes you think

>>76911954
blue teams tooling up to BTFO red teams left right and centre

who here /teamblue/

What are the odds Dyche will start crying about his team being poor... again.

>>76911954
Surely this means that Lukaku is going, I can't see Everton spending this much otherwise. Anyway I'm really impressed with what they've done, they've built their reputation up to the point where they can get players that the big clubs would also potentially be interested in.

>>76912025
Everton have new billionaire owners

Right now they're just spending the tv money

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>30 million pounds sterling is now chump change

what a time to be alive

>>76912091
>just over 20 years ago Alan Shearer joining Newcastle for £15m was regarded as obscene

How the fuck are Everton spending so much?

>>76912146
juicy TV bucks

>>76912146
Never say never-ton.

>>76912146
illsbreh

>>76908325
>Kasper

Arsenal won't win the league until Carzola is fit again or they find a like-for-like replacement.

>>76912169
That's Liverpool, retard.

>>76912207
>everton
>not in liverpool

Will Everton in the league?

>>76912201
No shit. They win 60% of their games with him and 40% without him. That's literally the reason they didn't make Top 4.

>>76912232
Yes, they will be in the league

>>76912201
His work rate was on the decline.

>In Europa League
>Winning The Prem
lmao no. arsecucks at it again

>>76912232
Hello bog sim

I love trans lads

>>76912291
They'll win it since spuds are gonna drop down thanks to wembley

>>76912347
truly the worst timeline

>Juventus sign Danilo for 20M
That lack of ambition

>>76912291
>Arsenal winning the prem without Sanchez

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Celtic will unveil a player nobody has reported or will expect this week.
This will be one of the most shocking "JUST" transfers of recent memory.

>>76912444
both Juve and Bayern seem more concerned with winning their league again than actually going for the CL

>>76912451
>Arsenal winning the prem with Wenger post 2005

>>76912463
>This will be one of the most shocking "JUST" transfers of recent memory.
Why will it be JUST then?

>>76912475
>implying Tolisso isn't enough to win the CL

>>76912490

JUST fuck my career up

>>76912475
Fair enough for Bayern but when you've been so cucked lie Juve have you really have no choice but to keep going for it.

>>76912490
probably someone from the prem stepping down to the icy depths of the SPL. My guess is Sturridge, linking back up with Brendåo

>>76912490

JUST fuck my pay up?

>£30m for Michael Keane

Christ

>>76908384
Sanchez has been pure shite after Bayern 10-2, even in CONFED