meeting Christian Pulisic

Ask him who he thinks will win wimbledon

Seduce him

>>76905967

literally who?

Tell him about the age of pulisic

>>76905967
stick a finger up his butt, tell him Chile says hello

>>76905977

this

tell him it's time to prove his talent at a Real club

>>76906083
yes, ask him to come to mls

>>76906083
>>76906090
>at a Real club
>MLS
Salt Lake City?

>>76905967
Tell him to tell Bradley and Altidore to fuck off

suck his peepee

dab

ask him if he rates zidane

Say you need to tell him a secret. Pretend to you want to whisper in his ear and suddenly scream "TSUUUUUUU"

>>76905967
Tell him to renew his contract
Tell him about /sp/

Make a picture of you and him dabbing and post it on /sp

>>76905967
Tell him to stop posting in /bundes/ (we know it's him)

Ask him what his favourite Pepe is.

>>76905967
Ask him who the fuck is he?

>>76905967
Selfie with timestamp

Tell him you hate niggers

>>76905967

Ask him if Dembele wants to leave Dortmund?

Ask him how many more seasons till he goes to buyern

ask him about the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

Ask if you can see his cock

Ask him if it's comming home

Dabb with him. You better start practicing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeDq48BAtN8

>>76905967
explain that he and his father are surname warping fuckwads

tell him that if he really wants to become an footballing icon and a god amongst men, he should move at one point of his career to Hajduk.

>>76905967

Ask him why he isn't in the Gold Cup

Befriend him and fuck his mom

Tell him to never leave dortmund, create some sob story about how your parents died and he uplifted your spirits playing for dortmund

Guilt trip the fuck out of him desu
Also tell him about spee and call him puligod

Tell him about the anonymous hackers known as 4chan and they pray to him like a deity along with Kek and Perro Caca

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Telk him he is and will always be nothing compared to Freddy Adu.

>>76908786
shit he actually had a career before getting into vacuum cleaning business

Tell him I don't rate him

tell him that Kosovo is not a real country and is rightful serbian clay

Ask him if hes ready to be so hyped about the american media just to be next adu.

>>76905967

get a selfie

ask him if he's the GRANATE

>>76907775
I'd totally fuck his mom if you catch my drift.

His sister as well.

>>76906547
This.