/heem/- wtf

who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>76903223
last thread wtf

whyd we get heemed

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>>76903223
damn you were a second to fast for the king

>>76903223
>>76903231
>>76903232
Spammer started the thread, so when he got himself deleted for the gay porn all of his posts get deleted, including the thread. Advanced shitposting.

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Is Bobby Knuckles gonna turn out to be Wonderboy's best win ? If he becomes MW champ, he will pass Bigg Rigg surely

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Two important questions for /heem/

1. what's a king to a god

2. what's a god to a nonbeliever?

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>>76903240
People really need to stop using the spammer threads

>>76903241
wonderboy's best win is robert whittaker the true middleweight champ not a roider

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>>76903248

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>>76903257
shit cleaner will ban anyone who posts in newer threads

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FROSTED FLAKES! ITS MORE THAN GOOD.....

>>76903257
That's ATT Florida training right there baby. These other dumb bitches wasting their careers training in Poland and Brazil.

>>76903241

I really can't wait till hes back, I'm excited for him vs Masividal

Who else is excited for Justin Gaethje?

I can't wait for him to bring the chaos to LW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FSKyt1aBy4

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>*berates the listener about some vague philosophical shit for 45 minutes*

>>76903282
HULKAMANIA RUNNIN WILD

>>76903296
>giving the mentally handicapped attention instead of help

>>76903290
Cautiously optimistic. Hypetrain regional champs have been derailed before.

I think that Nunes is cute.

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>>76903276
What is Clawja doing going to the eyepoke camp with her reach disadvantage ? She shoudl had moved to the American Win the Title and Get Plagued with Injuries Academy

>>76903290
if he beats MJ u can be excited, that guy is still a munster

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>>76903268
Saved

>>76903303
she's a fat

>>76903296
eugene s. robinson is like a modern day leonardo da vinci, except retarded and black

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>>76903320
T H I C K

>>76903302

I know man but those leg kicks, those catch and pitches....My boy Jack Slack is also getting me pumped

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/pade4n/the-tactical-guide-to-justin-gaethje-vs-michael-johnson?utm_source=fightlandtwitterus

>>76903334
Don't you shill Hack Slack to me faggot.

>>76903322
Neither of them know who their real father is.

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who /memecity/ ?

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>>76903306
The look on Mir's face kills me every time

>tfw your shit comes out in pieces and not whole

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remember when the octagon almost heem'd ferg?

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>>76903354

What was it with HW DC and kicks? Didn't he also have meme kicks vs Nelson and Big Foot?

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>>76903370
Easier to plant the seed with

>>76903370
honestly probably ass cancer

what are the best meme move finishes in UFC history?

ill get it started

>PVZ jumping switch kick (?) vs Rawlings
>TRTor wheel kick to Luke

>>76903397
Why is Joe Rogan so comfortable when speaking about sutff he doesn't know SHIT about, he does this all the time and is the basis of his podcast, it's cringy, the only fun part is when they talk about the fights, not about some insect, reptile, disease or plant they don't know anything about

>>76903397
>healthy

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Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

>>76903407
because nobody calls him on his shit, he surrounds himself with yes men

>>76903411
t.b.h. most manlets and lanklets dont realize how much fucking time is spent eating if you want to be UBERreem sized

>>76903403
Zombies twister on garcia.

Aldo flying knee against cub or wineland can't remember.

Anderson spaghetti legging against weedman.

Barboza wheel kicking Etim.

Sage tapping to galls 'choke'.

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>>76903403
UFC owns the Pride tape library so this still counts.

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>>76903425
better watch out bro

>>76903421
lol he prolly was eating horse meat tbf

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>>76903425
>>76903430
my bad meant to post this one kek

Been training MMA for a few years, rate my moveset:

Basic attacks:
jab
low jab
cross
fierce cross
low cross
low fierce cross

Special attacks:
tiger palm strike
heart kick
dragon cutter

Ultimate attack:
raging dragon

>>76903403
barberena tapping sage with nonsense

>>76903393
I haven't sen those fights in ages, but DC did have a weird thing with meme kicks. He's a pretty poor striker

Matt Hughes is a vegetable kek

>>76903444
>>76903425
My bad it was bambam vs sage.

>>76903450
He successfully stood with Gustaffson for like four whole rounds.

>>76903452
lol really, why did he even drive infront of a train in the first place, who does that

>>76903440
go with a lead bolo punch, and a rear hook, followed by a lead spin kick

>>76903452
it's generally hard to feel bad for people who get hit by trains

I think that Rose Namajunas is sexually attractive.

who /jits/ here?

>we gotta be careful
>he's finished 11 people with guillotines

>"...well it's about to be eleven and oneeeeeeeee"

https://youtu.be/1M80HqjHvV0
https://youtu.be/1M80HqjHvV0
https://youtu.be/1M80HqjHvV0

TUF had some hilarious kino back in the day

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>>76903460
>>76903465
Train hard

>>76903456
All I remember from that fight was Gus running his ass of and DC trying to ragdoll him. I'll have another look later tonight

Let's settle this once and for all:

Is PvZ actually a good fighter as far as women in MMA are concerned or is Dana only keeping her around for the blowjobs?

>>76903476
what a retard
trains > roids

>>76903497
DC barely even grappled beyond the first round, it was like he was actively trying to prove a point about his striking.

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>>76903403
>>76903425
That First and only Ezekiel choke is up there, I remember some anon on heem calling it a few minutes before it happened

>>76903504
She's not bad and is getting better, but gets the opportunities she does for her mainstream popularity potential.

>>76903504
she has the hand-eye coordination of terri schiavo, she's still not even the worst strawweight maybe not even in the bottom half lol

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we can beat this BJ hold on

>>76903510
i was gonna say this one but that guy has a ton of finishes that way. it's basically like walking into a mckenzeetene, where is the preparation

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why did the other thread get GADOOSH'd lads?

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>you talkin all that good shit
>i walk up to you, you still talkin that shit
>now what's up
>now what's up

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>>76903564
read up above you goof

>>76903565
i think rashad wanna fuck rampage

>>76903576
shit I should have known, shady Thailand OP

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>>76903564
Why are you playing dumb? You made the thread under your proxy and got banned.

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>>76903564
Is Barbie Scuba a good fighter?

>>76903504

She got the spotlight way too soon same with Sage but

Shes pretty tough hopefully she takes some more time to seriously train

For someone that trains with a bunch of wrestlers (Alpha Male and now Chael's camp) I still can't believe her grappling isn't better than it is now

Still she's got potential

>>76903592
Last I need is one more goober spamming that webm.

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>>76903584
>>76903584
already happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xabk6chgbqE

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>>76903590
don't you have to go to bed

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>>76903632
No, shouldn't you be spamming?

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>>76903403

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>>76903641
I'll spam you

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>>76903649
>Holly Holm is going to get five title shots off this victory and there's nothing anyone can do about it

i dont remember this shit from TUF but holy hell this guy could or should be paralyzed twice

https://youtu.be/ti6L6c61UIc?t=212

>slammed right near cement curb
>stacked and slammed on head on concrete

Maia vs Woodley... you guys give Maia a shot?

Whats Maia's gameplan when Woodley backs up against the fence?

>>76903670
Please include a timecode next time, Youtube's in-built thing doesn't work for embedded links.

>>76903397
is this the power of eggs and jalapenos ?

>>76903677
what's Maia's gameplan when Woodley grabs his wrists and won't let go

Where the FUCK did Masvidal being a viable main event contender come from? Fucking retarded.

>>76903665

feed her to Cyborg

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>>76903670
That guy took that headkick like a champ before slamming him

>>76903690
he derailed cowboy and more than held his own up a weight class vs maia

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>>76903403
I know you said UFC but I'm gonna bring Andy Hug up anyway. Possibly the best meme kicker of all time

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admit it, Masvidal vs Tyrone is way more interesting

>>76903706
The writing was on the wall for Cowboy after the Matt Brown fight and beating Maia on the feet in-between getting taken down is not that impressive. He's got an inflated reputation at the moment.

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/heem/ quiz, only real fite fans allowed

what is Baby Jay "BJ" Penn reacting to here

>>76903690

Its kind of hilarious hes 3-3 in his last 6... I guess the UFC is just bleeding Welterweight talent since Larkin and Rory left? Condit, Nick, and Robbie are all on their way out too

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I know you guys don't care for mandrama. But it's MMA related this time.

A company by the name of TNA had a show tonight. King Mo who moonlights as a guest and sometimes in ring wrestler for pro wrestling organizations was there. According to Meltzer there was a shoot. A shoot is a real fight. Apparently King Mo pushed or fake punched a wrestler too hard and that wrestler and his nephew just went off on Mo. Lashley got in on the beating too helping beat up Mo.

Anyone got the webm?

>>76903722
I already admit it my guy buddy pal friend

>>76903724
i wouldn't disagree but beating cowboy gives you a name

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>>76903403

>>76903732
STAND AND WANG

>>76903732
gabe rudiger missing weight?

>>76903737
Best check /asp/ lad.

>>76903744
v. good pick for meme finish

that was a nutso fight, might have even been stopped due to diaz blood if he doesnt meme the gogo

>>76903737
>well you see wrestling is fake but this was real I swear
Doubt it. I remember kids in the playground insisting that only the tv show was fake but the pay per views were real. It's all bullshit man. Everything.

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>>76903403
>PVZ jumping switch kick (?) vs Rawlings

I couldn't stop watching that shit.

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>>76903708
Watchin a highlight video this morning when I seen this high level shit

>>76903722
Do you know much about either guy? That has the potential to be one of the worst fights of all time. They're really content to play it safe, Maia HAS to press Tyrone and try to get him down to survive.

>>76903772
he loved the fucking axe kick, wish i had webms of that

probably had the best one in history no?

>>76903751
Thanks. I hate going there tho but I'll try.

>>76903763
Shit happens man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2ATZzBuVU

>>76903784
I've heard of that but it's not manufactured story that supposedly happened backstage that conveniently sets up a match where they really really hate each other for realsies.

>>76903742

Cowboy has always kinda sucked

Lawler is gonna delete him again

>>76903784
>hover over [Embed]
>
>hide post

>>76903778
I think Maia/Tyrone has the potential to be the worst fight of all time

>>76903749
no but i will make a webm for that one because it's just as good

this was >>76903744
andy wang saying he wants to be remembered as a warrior and then wailing like a widow at a funeral when he lost

>>76903795
>Cowboy has always kinda sucked

Not really, he is the ultimate gatekeeper. Bullshitters don't get past Cerrone.

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>never been touched

>>76903795
>>76903724
>>76903809
it was stupid for him to go to WW though i get the rationale that he wasnt getting another title shot anytime soon at LW

rogan wanted to use it as the example of the "oh just fight at your natural weight" meme but other anon is right, it was only a matter of time before a real sized WW would just wear on him and bully him

brown was already doing that if he didnt eat a full force head kick. cerrone's striking doesnt demand real respect among top WWs, they will steamroll him

>>76903800
I don't think so, I don't think it'll be a staring match because Tyron won't feel threatened on the feet, and if Maia gets him down it'll be nailbiting shit because he's like boa constrictor or some shit on the floor. Slithers on niggers, it's amazing to watch.

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>>76903772
Truly a meme master

His fight with Hoost in '96 is fucking unbelievable

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>>76903781
Nobody in MMA or kickboxing has used it as much as him, Cro Cop used it a few times

>>76903813
>sit down
>be hubolt

>>76903828
either way I hope it ends quick

>>76903813
Yeah that was surely a jawbreaker. Not to mention that Conor punches harder than fucking Pacman, right? If that was Conor landing there, Floyd would have been a dead man.

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>>76903834
off the top of my head i remember rory throwing a few in his career

gsp tried one on a grounded opponent
benson did too vs nate

almost positive Bones has but i cant remember any of the details

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>>76903834

whos next for Vannata?

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>>76903834
>>76903843
unfortunately this is the only hoost webm i have

>>76903842
Anybody got the webm of that axe kick shot to the nuts?
Why aren't they categorised as a stomp to a grounded opponent anyways? The arc is straight downwards.

george is all my name is whorehay now

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>>76903851
I think they are, few people reenforce it
GSP use to do it a bunch and i recall Rogan or Goldie saying that's technically not legal, and Big John was all over GSP afterwards i am thinking it was about UFC 50 something? I have it on DVD somewhere

>>76903848
some meme tuf reject hopefully

>>76903848
that swedish kickboxer fucked him up, who's he fighting?

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>>76903849
Isn't that Duke Roufus?

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>>76903883

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why is heem so comfy right now

i love a good body shot

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why didn't big john disarm jose?

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Brendan Schaub

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>>76903893
Because actual discussion is taking place

>>76903832
He did some really unorthodox shit to beat opponents who were almost almost larger and physically stronger than him

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>>76903917
little known conspiracy theory that jose owed big john money

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>>76903851

>>76903942
this shit counted as a knockout?

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>>76903942
>That walk off
Shouldn't that have been a NC?

how would a Wonderboy vs Cowboy fight go?

>>76903942
>fighting in gook-land
>get 720 front flip nut-stomped
>try to complain to ref
>get poked in both eyes
>cry out to ref for time out, you're practically blind
>gook bites one of your ears off
>decide to spit out your mouthpiece by ''accident'' so ref can give you a time off
>gook punches all of your teeth off
>you wake up 30 mins after
>they forgot to take you out of the octagon and the entire arena is already closed

bout to fight some JDS player for the Heavyweight belt on UFC 2 as Cormier

wish me luck boys

>>76903973
Stylistically, I think it has potential as one of the greatest matches in that division. I hope we get a third, honestly.

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>>76903993
k good luck

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>12 rounds

What's your p4p list /heem/?

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>>76903973
Spinning backkick to the liver TKO win for Wonderboy

>>76904020
1. mighty mouse

j/k i dont rate turbomanlets

#1 Iaquinta
#2 Covington
#3 Nick
#4 JoBe
#5 Alvey

>>76903973
wonderboy said he only wants to fight "coloreds" for now on

>>76904020
ngannou
the train that hit matt hughes
conor
jon jones
max

>>76904048

Raging Al's Twitter is amazing I hope he actually fights Perry

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*rapes tiger*

>>76904108
he'd schaubrealm platinum's goof ass

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headkick'd this JDS player after three rounds of hard clinch wrestlefucking

>>76904157
i like Cormier's chances against Stipe tbqh

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>>76904157
>mates don't play with me any more since I stomp them every time even if they pick champs and I pick CM Punk

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Tony Will Destroy #TeamTiramasu With Ease... Elbows Sharp As Diamond Elbows... Master Sword #TeamElCucuy #AlreadyOver

>>76904174
That looks delicious.

>>76904157
Who is a good HW for a stand up type of player? I play Cruz, Goobs, Bisping mainly

>>76904185
did he make a calendar or something? alpha male style

>>76904185
you're just as fucking gay as coral spergs saving these pictures of Conor, You should feel ashamed

>>76904193
The Reem, Struve has shit stats but the range to keep people off of you.

>>76904205
Its a terrible thing Adan is trying to force

>>76904205
Hey I'm not gay.

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>>76904220
Retarded Canadian

>>76904222
Based Canadian

>>76904227
they're the same poster dummy

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>>76903737
Who was the wrestler and Nephew and who was "winning" before Lashley jumped in?
By all accounts it should have been Mo. Isn't he fighting for the Bellator title soon anyway? What the hell is this about

>>76904236
Nigga must be really fast and dedicated to post 7 seconds apart

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>>76904236
>mfw /heem/ is just one guy with several proxies and personalities
would explain the autism for sure

>>76904185

Hes such a ridiculous person he almost doesn't even feel real

>>76904193
Cro Cop, Reem, Tyson and Miocic are all pretty good, lot of of fighters not even worth playing in ranked because of there shit stats

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>>76904252
>feel real

>>76904255
Herb was definitely enjoying himself there

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>>76904272

they're good friends

same with schaub

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>>76904282
Yes they are,Schaub bless brother.

>>76904269
fuck u goof

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>>76904290

may schooby bless you

>>76904236
Nah. I usually post average stuff like this.
>>76903425

People just don't appreciate the King of our lands and sovereign of the commonwealth;
Micheal "The Natty Greatest GOAT of all Time" "The One Eyed-Count" "Left Hand Larry" "Baron of Banter" BisKing.

So reminders are sometimes needed.

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>>76904282
>>76904290
What happened in your lives that made you want to live through other people?

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>>76904300
We don't live through other people, we strive to be like them.

>>76904310
Just know that when you post that webm that you are associating yourself with trash like this>>76904309

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How much does a Schaub action figure cost

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>>76904299

Bissy bless you

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>76904320
You too my man.

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>>76904310
rumble took glover there once

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Liscense and registration

>>76904315
Just know that when you post Schaub you are associating yourself with trash like this>>76903922

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>>76904341
No I'm not, that person is a Schaub hater, aka your compadre.

>>76904346
why do you care so much

>>76904353
That's my favorite fighter and he's bombarded with hatred day in and day out on /heem/. It rubs me the wrong way.

>>76904356
I admire your dedication to pretending it's not a shitposting gimmick.

>>76904356
are you brendan schaub

>>76904356
I think it's because you've spammed him and shoved him down our throats. You couldn't have just left it at "hey I like Brendan Schaub" you just had to spam it

>>76904360
Not really.
>>76904364
haha no
>>76904365
I don't even spam him. I only respond to hatred of Schaub. The only people shoving him down your throat is the blacked posters and pedos.

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>>76904360
he is a very powerful shitposter

>>76904356
>It rubs me the wrong way.
rustled or triggered? in which way?

I think you are a roleplayer. And I think it's cute desu.

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Beware El Cucuy

>>76904406
When I wear my tfatk shirt I guess I'm roleplaying in real life then.
>>76904412
Where did this even originate from? You're a pedo with a crush on Tony?

>>76904417
I'd call that LARPing

ur a LARPer friend.

>>76904466
Send that to Schaub on your real twitter account. Guaranteed you his reaction would be much more severe than mine.

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just a lil heeminder

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Who is gonna be on Kike hour today ?

>>76904477
What's his Twitter handle

>>76904477
>severe
would he threaten legal action even? that'd be crazy.

>>76904477
He'd probably get turned on

>>76904506
@BrendanSchaub don't wuss out, use your real name with a real picture of yourself.

A question, my little heemsters.

Who is the Sean Paul of the MMA world?

>>76904529
why tho? how severe of a reaction can he really get?

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>>76904529
Good deal, I could use some breastfeeding tips anyway

>>76904543
brendans looking a little saggy in his middle age

heem was comfy then schaub

can we ban schaubposting? he isn't even a fighter anymore.. shit I fought in high school a few times, I'm a fighter too. absolutely ridiculous.

>>76904520
*audible kek*

>>76904573
Guess we should cease talking about any retired fighter. No more Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell in /heem/!

>>76904586
>stop the randy spam
>stop the chuck spam

said no one ever you literal fucking nothing, lose my number

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>>76904586
>Coral Springs

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>Hey Brendan

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>>76904613
BROWNED

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I LUV U WIFE BRENNAN I LUV HAIR

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Was Mrs. Schaub promiscuous

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Big Black Breakdown

>>76904586
I don't think I've ever seen a randy or Chuck post in /heem/

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>>76904680
Did he knee her in the round round?

r/MMA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /heem/

This guy spamming must really love cuck porn. Must be some kind of mental illness, hope he sorts it out soon.

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>>76904700
>Coral Springs

sorry coral springs I'm anti-schaub in this thread.

next thread though

>>76904699
Anything>>>>>Australia

>>76904705
>>76904704
>jealous buffoons

>>76904699
GET THE FUCK OUT M8, nobody cares about your opinion anyway buckaroo.

>>76903296
NAZIS

>>76904717
>le no homo white knight

uh, leave??

>>76904708
>America
>White

>American
>Human

>>76904730
Okay.

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Turns out Tiger has a half brother

Daily reminder Brendan Schaub gave birth to a bastard child.

Anyways what is your walk out music? Here's mine. I'd love to come out to this on a British card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCoAFZiYMw

My fighter name is "anon 'the tank engine' anonymous.

I'm 5 and 1 with 5 heems and 1 submission loss.

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>>76904717
Yeah I wish I had crippling CTE

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DUNKED

>>76904699
WGAF you goof.

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>>76903322
>>76904728
He's also a racist.

Too many of you to respond individually now. That's enough /heem/ for me tonight anyway. You all ruined another comfy thread with vulgarities.

>>76904736
Tony is gonna have a threesome

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>>76904748
Poland, you are too fucking funny bro

>>76904747
i'd still fuck you coral springs

>>76904690
>>76904682
>>76904680
>>76904613
Lmfao, how fucking fitting that Schaub was dumb enough to marry the materialistic whore throwing herself at any pro fighter that would open their wallet.

>>76904757
no wonder he ha a bastard child

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>>76904747
See you in 5 minutes, Springsperg

>>76904757
They aren't married

>>76904747
Yo coral springs I've got a friend from there, when did you graduate high school

>>76904757
>>76904761
Weren't you getting along with Coral Springs a minute ago?

ask yourself, why is my hobby brendan schaub?

now fix yourself

>>76904773
>photo edit that takes less than 3 minutes
>a hobby

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>you will never spend an afternoon fishing with Amanda and her girlfriend

HEEM ME

>>76904777
Is that geel on the right from brazeew?

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>>76904768
>only 1 canadian posts on heem

>>76904786

I don't think so

>>76904777
They're probably fishing in Coral Springs. Amanda lives there.

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>This thread

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No seriously, what did she mean by this?

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>>76904809
>Coral Springs

>>76904764
Even fucking funnier then since he had a child out of wedlock.

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Well this is awkward...

I heard Schaub went to church today but they wouldn't let him in on account of his bastard child.

Anyways he made his son's parents drive him to the airport so he could piss another hundred grand away on mcgregor.

Why is Brendan Schaub the most discussed fighter on /heem/?

Is r/mma or Sherdog like this as well?

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you will never share the same restaurant with ronda and her DNA donor.

>>76904850
Better question, what kind of shitbag has a child out of wedlock?

>>76904841
This is getting kinda sad...

I mean I hate Schaub as much as the next red blooded American for demonstrating the intellectual equivalency as a homosexual sack of rocks, but damn man. That's like 20 fighters that this skank has been skull fucked to the point CTE by.

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Does it ever end?

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>>76904858
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>>76904848
>>76904841
>>76904773
>>76904748
>>76904736

>>76904853

I would turn him the fuck off if he looked at me like that.

>>76904841
Tony is just setting up a play date with Tiger, he wouldn't hit on miss Town Bike

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>>76904857
<-------Gooby

>>76904874
Lol send this to him on twitter

>>76904874
Imagine knowing that half of the DNA that went into your retarded child came from this cum-guzzling gold-digging hydrocephalic horse of a "woman". How could you look at yourself or your mongrel baby knowing the genetic atrocities you have wrought upon the world?

>>76904893
Wouldn't be surprised if Conor knocks Floyd out and brings his wife into the ring and asks her to marry him in the post fight interview. He's a stand up guy.

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>>76904874

>>76904909
I wouldn't be surprised if Conor knocked Floyd out and brings Schaub's gutter-whore into the ring and impregnates her instead of doing a post-fight interview. He's a stand up guy.

>>76904924
Schaub would agree, anything to pod his plugcast

>>76904932
Oh for sure my wife will bang Conor in the ring my man. 100%

>>76904857
a real cool degenerate

Someone should print this entire thread out page by page and mail it to whatever Motel 6 that Scrub is staying at. Oh wait he can't fucking read because of the brain damage.

Can someone animate this thread?

>>76904971
Turn it into a podcast my guy

>tfw Coral Springs is reading this thread right now and pretending to not care while holding back tears

>>76904992
Just like Big Turd did when a bald manlet comedian retired him ?

>I I'd th-think you'd be su-surprised *sob*

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In other news fitepass 24/7 is just finishing up a 2 hour block of Tito Ortiz fights. They will probably replay the block again tomorrow, and coming up next is Ortiz/Shamrock followed by Lesnar/Carwin, Silva/Sonnen 2 and Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard to round things out.

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>>76904874