/cric/

Poomunity

>3 hours ago
>1 reply
kek, where the fuck is the so called "community"?

Right here mate ama

Cricket is a dead sport

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anyone watching onnatachi world cup?

>>76905534
I would if there were more than four qts in the entire competition

tried to fix my bike and I fucked it up even more

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Really made me kek lads

>>76905542
Aus vs SA soon lad

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>>76905618
>tfw ancestor sent to australia for manslaughter

>>76905542
Except for the fat dykey paki women, others are pretty okay. Sana Mir would be 9/10 if she lost weight.

>>76905642
we wuz criminals n shit

>>76905727
>Sana Mir would be 9/10 if she lost weight.
is this your actual opinion or are you taking the piss

>>76905779
actual opinion.

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your thoughts?

>>76905642
atleast it wasn't murder

>>76905784
I suppose that's good for you

I wish I had low standards, I just can't force myself to find uggos attractive. Doesn't help me much.

>>76905788
>didn't even play on the same team

>>76905793
I have different tastes I suppose. Most of the stereotypical "beauties" look boring af to me,

>>76905802
even Indian beauties or just western ones?
could be a cultural thing

>>76905793
Daniel

>>76905809
nah Daniel was all over Ivana and she was a solid 3

>>76905806
Especially western ones. The only "beautiful blonde" woman I admire is Naomi Watts.

>>76905814
He literally thought he was above her and constantly took the piss out of her

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>>76905815
m8

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>>76905819
who could forget

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>>76905824
Kinda meh desu
Pic related my idea of a beautiful white woman.

>>76905848
wowee she's not that great at all

india is weird

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>>76903097
>that game

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Watch it, /cric/

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>>76905859
That's Bjork btw, she's a legend.
Lmao, pic related: captcha says Mulholland drive, speaking of coincidences!

>>76905883
yeah I know, I've always found her a bit off putting myself

>>76905824
shame about her tits though

Love Blood Bowl 2 on my Personal Computer

>>76905809
THIS is Daniel. He KNOWS we've completely forgotten about him so he appears every week or so to call literally any other NZ flag as being him so that we remember he exists.

No one's falling for your tricks Danny.

>>76905916
daniel

>>76905916
What kind of music does Daniel like?

Please come to my gig

At this point I'm convinced Daniel has actually got an Australian proxy and the one Aussie who talks about him a ton is actually just him.

>>76905937
What tier is this sort of action on the spectrum, in your opinion?

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>>76905927
You can find out yourself m8 just take a look at his millions of public fb posts

>>76906015
Yeah, going through.

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You just KNOW he makes posts like this so we see them. The ego on him s m h

love daniel

Statscunt is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his yellowish olive skin. This skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Adelaide, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The tanned skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

Statscunt's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The yellow penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make statscunt the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of twinks, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the anus. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Taiwanese/Greek seed will immediately enter the rear of the man statscunt penetrates.

In total, statscunt expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why statscunt is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance

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Daniel's filmmaking endeavours have been compared to both Malick AND Kubrick. What have YOU done with your lives, /cric/?

Based statscunt lads

>>76906044
Based statslord

Hows the casual sex with your crossfit instructor?

love stats
love cunts
have no opinion about statscunt

>>76906026
>comments on his own post
>replies to his own comments on his own post
>none of his "friends" comment
>they just sympathetically give him wow and sad reacts

Imagine being Daniel.

>>76906048
>What have YOU done with your lives, /cric/?

Moved on with my life and stopped clinging on to 2015 /grig/ maymays in a desperate attempt to form a social connection with a bunch of like-minded failures online, you absolute fucking loser.

I make it a point to visit /cric/ every now and again just to remind myself of what I used to be and what I've now become.

Just took a gander at old Straffo's twitter lads, what the fuck is wrong with him?

He is like classic school shooter material

>>76906069
Oh my god statsjesus PLEASE fuck my wife

>>76906069
good to see you still reply to yourself mate

>>76906072
>liberals
>picking up a gun

lmao

>>76906048
daniel loves david lynch right?

>>76906087
nah he pretends to because it impresses his mates but he really doesn't understand it like Intellectuals do
>>76906072
he's legitimately retarded, someone from /afl/ knows people who went to school with him

>>76906069
>this extreme hubris

Daniel detected. Just because you don't spend every waking second here like you used to doesn't mean you've "moved on", you absolute loser. You still have a MASSIVE ego problem and even though you have LITERALLY no friends you still think you can act like you're above everyone. So you've got a job huh? How much did your mummy pay for that? So you're graduating? Oh wow such a big boy now! So you've moved on from Ivana? Holy FUCK, you learned that there are other people in the universe with a vagina! So you FINALLY had sex? Jesus christ mate, took you long enough!

NONE of this makes you better than any of us. You are STILL the same loser, you STILL have no friends, you STILL know nothing about cricket and your car STILL smells like garbage.

KEK

>>76906072
don't bully retards

>>76906096
lmoa

>>76906094
>David "I fucked my daughter for inspiration" Lynch
>intellectual

Are you actually 12?

>>76906113
t. Michael J. Anderson

>>76906072
I can't imagine how he finds the time to care about so many trivial issues. It has to be so emotionally draining.

how do we fix the ACA

Where's my boy Zachy B?

Which team is /cric/ on?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13344537

>>76906120
I can only imagine that it comes from having no friends, and from that, no life. Hence his incessant need to post updates about his daily life on twitter, despite having extremely little or, in most cases, no interaction with any of his followers.

I guess its the only sort of validation he has of his existence.

money grabbing leaches BTFO

For the anon that asked yeah I actually met Brian Lara, got a photo with him.

>>76906179
nice, what was he doing in Malaysia?

>>76906120
It's a classic autistic trait. He sees other people do it on twitter so in order to "fit in" he mimics it to an extreme level. The difference with autismos is they have very little self-awareness and don't know when they're taking it to an extreme or being too obvious. He clearly thinks commenting on every issue is what normal people do, so he does it to appear normal. Same thing when he hops on bandwagons and contradicts himself with some of those feminist posts he's made despite making misogynistic comments in the past, he's only jumping on the current wagon to fit in.

He's pretty much a textbook case of mild autism, the kind that isn't serious enough for most people to notice, but is there enough to be off-putting and make him irritating.

>>76906140
he's having an internal crisis

>West Indies beat India

Kek?

>>76906185
Probably just stopped over for a few days and trained the u19 team. He came by the club for a while as well.

>>76906237
Embarrassing, no one cares anymore it seems.

https://thedarkthird.bandcamp.com/
Any other stuff by Daniel?

>>76906297
Nah

He said he was in the studio a few months back but we're yet to hear anything

Pissrat has been found out

>>76906308
(and we never will)

http://www.firstpost.com/sports/india-vs-west-indies-are-ms-dhoni-ajinkya-rahane-only-playing-for-their-own-futures-or-the-cause-of-the-team-3770031.html

lmao

>>76906308
Not trying to be mean, the vocals need work though, for something recorded in a studio.

http://www.news18.com/cricketnext/news/virat-kohli-and-boys-fixed-champions-trophy-final-union-minister-ramdas-athawale-1449259.html

TOPKEK: reservations in Indian cricket when?

>>76906341
I've said it before, they could be a good band with another vocalist. Danny needs to swallow his pride. The pics from their last show also have them playing with a saxophone player which could actually be interesting.

Reminder that I AM making the game thread for the 1st Test Between England and South Africa, and that none of (You) should interfere with that

test

cricket

is

>>76906364
>virat-kohli-and-boys

>>76906380
Yeah okay mate

Tell me about test cricket

>>76906763
It's good fun

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Why am I not seeing pic related today?

>>76906581
Thanks mate, I worked hard on the OP, 99% certain you will enjoy it

>>76906904
Good luck!

>>76906861
>>76906205

what happened to laughing_bitches.jpg

never see it anymore

Any discussions on the Sri Lanka-Zimbabwe series?

Looks like /cric/ really is dead. We don't even talk about the games that are currently being played. The only activity on today's thread was from bullying Daniel. Pretty sad.

Not a SINGLE english player would make it into an al time test XI

>>76912460
What about Allah's very own Zafar Ansari?

just woke up

>>76909942
>>76910067
yeah dunno where everyone from last year went

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$150,000 at 33 isn't enough for Cowan

>>76917763
depending on whats expected of them its probably not

>>76917861
Dunno mate it sounds like a lot to me. They don't play all year and lots of them have enough free time to be able to study at university while still playing professionally.
That point he made about the SCG is valid, but I still think they're being selfish over it all.

>>76917763
$120,000 when you contribute absolutely nothing to the earning of that revenue is great

It's not like their salaries aren't going to be increasing either

anyone planning on watching the International Intellectual Disability Cricket Tri-Series?

>"I'm already watching the woman's world cup mate"
do NOT be sexist in /cric/

>>76918299
is this what CA is diverting player salary to?

Dunno if I'm going to buy tickets to the Ashes now lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3vwwXArMQ

>>76919702
bit surprised at how much they've blown up in the last year and a bit

it used to be hard as fuck to track down any albums they put out in the earlier days. Ended up having to pay for 12 Bar Blues once.

test cricket is back soon lads

You now remember Phil Jaques

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>>76905618

>>76906096
>So you FINALLY had sex
Based Statsy

This one still rankles you doesn't it

>>76906096
vintage statscunt

>>76918260
t. every single el1/2 in the APS

"I think what needs to happen is keep the current MoU for the next 12 months, allow the players to get back to what we do best, train, prepare, get some important cricket in," Clarke said at Channel Nine's Ashes launch in Sydney. "The women are playing a World Cup now, massive tournament. The Aussie [men] have got Bangladesh tour, India tour and then the Ashes. Allow the players to concentrate wholly and solely on that. The ACA and CA, please go behind closed doors and do this in private.

"The two MoUs I was around for got extended [2011 to 2012], weren't done by June 30, they got extended so I don't see any difference here. Keep the same MoU for 12 months to allow negotiations to continue. My main concern is players want to play for their country, so let's allow them to play while this stuff is getting sorted out in the background."

"I don't want the Australian players to be underprepared because they've been focused on something else," Clarke said. "So give them 12 months let the players concentrate on the cricket. I don't want to see any cricket missed, because I know how important preparation is as a player. We lost to South Africa in Australia, we got knocked out of the Champions Trophy, we lost to India in India. As a playing group we need to make sure we're 100% focused on our preparation, because the cricket we've got coming up is tough.

>>76920525
love Clarke

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-04/hayne-declares-himself-available-for-ashes-selection-to-satisfy-lifelong-dream/8678410?section=sport

>>76921093
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNHZFmOzMt0

Doesn't look like this thread will reach limit by the start of the test lads, might have to make a matchday thread

Can I have a source on the Daniel having sex situation

>>76921619
Just make a new one, who cares

>>76921652
Statsy' headcanon

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>Adelaide doesn't have any significant landma...

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>paydisputepaddle
>relevant

>>76917763
The problem isn't what's good enough for the players to survive, but what they could make in other sports. $120,000 is how much an AFL player would make without playing a single game, and there's far more AFL positions available than cricket ones. The average player salary is $300,000 over there. I imagine NRL is the same.

>>76921927
KEK

>>76921993

>be competent
>IPL auction
>???
>profit

>>76922101
>be competent
This is the problem. You can be below competent and make far more playing AFL. Cricket pays more than footy, but only if you're in the top 1% of the top players in the country. It's far easier to shit money in other sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7yRjD5yLv4

>>76922475
"No"

Safraz is the new paki captain lads

seeing more and more curries make it into the english teams these days
is cricket dying off with the white population?

>>76923385

chillax Saxshit

>>76925682
not saxon and not trying to be /pol/, I'm just wondering if the demographics of cricket in england is changing