How do we fix this shit?

Remove americans.

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>>76889797

You fucking mad bro?

>>76889789
Embrace conmebol

What's broken?

>>76889816
>pulishit
Is this your best player? kek

>>76889824
Pls no until Central America becomes a united nation. After that pls yes

>>76889789
Literally just kick out island nigger teams. They control the confederation, but don't contribute ANYTHING to the confederation.

>>76889863

Start the Canadian Premier League so those players have a place to play

>>76889834

Better than cuntinho

Get rid of it and just have a few concacaf teams qualify for Copa America

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>>76889895
Yeah, he is.

>>76889880
It's not hockey so no Canadian is going to want to put funding towards starting a league

>>76889789
Make it a mud wrestling championship and replace football players for hot women in lingerie.

>>76889789
Stop Mexico to being the eternal champion.

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>>76889789
win it

>>76890062

>lingerie

but it would get dirty

>>76889841
You should've aided us when we wanted to take over Costa Rica

>>76889789
Losing again and sudden fighting

We need to go again at this cup.

>>76897725
>choking to a fucking leaf in the final
You don't deserve to play in our tournament.

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Add Greenland

>>76889824
That was last year

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>yfw Nicaragua-Curaçao final

>tfw no Guadeloupe this year

Destroy this meme confederation, have the actual countries go against CONMEBOL

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>tfw Gold Cup will expand to 16 teams in a few years
>tfw CONCACAF Nations League is in the works

Elite predictions for the group stage:

Group A:
French Guiana > Canada (lolol)
Honduras < Costa Rica
Costa Rica > Canada
Honduras > French Guiana
Costa Rica > French Guiana
Canada <<<<<<<< Honduras

Group B:
USA = Panama
Martinique = Nicaragua
Panama > Nicaragua
USA > Martinique
Panama > Martinique
Nicaragua < USA

Group C:
Curacao < Jamaica
Mexico > El Salvador
El Salvador > Curacao
Mexico > Jamaica
Jamaica = El Salvador
Curacao < Mexico

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>>76900720
>Curacao < Jamaica

>>76889789
4 teams every 4 years and played in other countries also.

>>76901559
>other countries
Why?

>>76901567
Why you should have the cup always? We and other countries would take it more seriously if we had the chance to see it in our country once in a while

>>76889789
Is this some kind of pre-season competition? If not, why play against curacao, french guyana, canada, martinique? Not to mention the other second hand memes that are listed.

>>76901596
You're definitely overestimating the rest of the confederation
The biggest and best stadiums along with the richest fans are here

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>>76889970
why do you not support your team in Uruguay?
If you send a few bucks probably next year Canadian will be in first division and the next in libertadores.

>>76901651
That's why I said it should only have 4 teams

>>76901596
I dont think any country besides mexico have the infrastructure and popular interest for it to be viable

>>76889789
Quebec secession

>>76901596
I don't disagree, but who besides Mexico has the infrastructures for it?

>>76889789
Nothing can fix soccer, sorry

>>76901695
Canada maybe, but I dont think they care about soccer

>>76900720
friendly reminder that >we have won this "trophy" before
sad!

>>76897651
R A R E

>>76901664
give it time
we're currently busy signing or calling up your Z-list failed prospects

>>76901779
well, right now you have called Lucas Cavallini for your NT (4th or 5ht forward option in Peñarol).

>>76901815
he literally regrets playing for team canada because they are so shit.

>>76901905
has no other NT option, so is Canada or nothing.
BTW I will root for you in the gold cup.

That shit is fucking hilarious. An international cup where we can send our meme regional teams. Even better when they beat Canada.
Bravo CONCACAF.

>>76892860
No you should have aided us when we tried to take over El Salvador
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intentona_de_Barrios

>>76901695
You would only need like two or three stadium. Also, having the chance to host the cup would encourage countries to improve their infraestructure

>>76889895

Lmao Coutinho is miles better and he's not even the best Brazilian player

>>76900469
TYBG

>>76901958
TYBG

>>76889834
Yes.

No bully pls we are not a footballing nation.

>>76902461
Eh, Pulisic is legit.
Before watching him play I thought he would be a meme ala Freddy Adu, so I was pleasantly surprised.

>>76900720

>Group C

>Mexico Refballing El Salvador
>Mexico Refballing Jamica
>Mexico Refballing Curacao

Seems legit

>>76900606

>Gold Cup expansion

What needs to happen is getting rid of the literal who islands and only taking into account the Teams that have gone to the World Cup within the Concacaf.

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Cancel it, disband CONCACAF, make a confederation for the Americas, and play Copa America instead.
>b-but America won't make the World Cup
Then >we better get good fast.

>>76902717

Leave the islands alone all they have is provertyball

>>76902744
Don't they all band together to play pakipaddle?

>>76902744

They have Pakiswing, and they all combine into one island.

Honestly, if we reduce the teams instead of enhance, it could raise the sport as long as the CONCACAF can split the money evenly (lelno)

So 6 teams who have gone atleast to one World Cup qualify, and the other 6 slots are disputed by everyone else.

>>76901596
What about shared USA/Mexico competitions?

>>76902738
Soccer will die before it can

>>76902847
Why would we need to share with Mexico?
We're got a ton of stadiums and people
Having to share with the beans and leafs for the world cup is embarrassing and a farce
Also Mexico already plays all of their games up here anyways

>>76902847
>USA and Mexico sharing anything
We went to war for shit like that some 180 years ago. They wouldn't get out of fucking Texas. Now it's gone forever.

>>76902867
sharing is caring

Invite non conference international teams like they used to

>>76902873
America shouldn't have to share with ANYONE GODDAMMIT
I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THAT

Fun fact:

Canada lost to a literal non country a few years ago

https://youtu.be/Jr6Uw6iIlic

>>76902950
Not only did they lose
They got their asses handed to them
They're extremely lucky it wasn't 7-0

>>76890062
This

>>76901815

>Lucas Cavallini

He was so good in FM15.

>>76902950
this somehow surprises you?

>>76889789
concacaf?

More like concaLAUGH, LMAO

>>76903028
>He was so good in FM15
so was bryan cristante
really made me think

Just have the US and Mexico play each other and get rid of the other useless countries

No one gives a shit about all those pointless islands and Central American puppet states

>>76901664
>Can't even beat Lesotho

Nice "Club" you got that You're a Gay

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Costa Rica vs Honduras
French Guinea vs Canada
@ my closest arena

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THESE SHIT TEAMS

>>76903095

Costa Rica has Real Madrid players!

Idk. It just boils down to USA vs Mexico. I'm not even sure what to suggest because the other games are usually a fucking bore.

>>76903095
Don't sweat
The USMNT will be there in September

>>76903109
Player, not players, but it's something

>>76889789

bring australia and one south american team over