/cyc/ - TdF stage 2 - RIP Valverde edition

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The Route: a ride up the Neander valley, better known as the Neandertal, the limestone canyon that gave its name to the early humanoid discoveries. An early climb will reward any breakaways or at least one rider gets one point at the top but the second climb later on also offers one point (if two riders are tied on one point the polka dot jersey goes to the better placed rider on GC). Both climbs are just over a kilometre long and just over 4%, a big gear sprint. So are the other bumps on the profile above, the profile shows the course getting hillier but there’s nothing vicious. This visits Liege but without the steep and narrow climbs we associate with April’s Ardennes week. The intermediate sprint has a tight bend in town with 800m to go but it’s on a wide road before a slight rise to the line.

The Finish: fast and flat. The race approaches Liège from the south-west via the Vesdre valley along the N61 road and rides into town on a big road with no sharp corners, just the occasional central divider in the road to worry about. The principal danger comes from the riders fighting for position in this tense contest. The final 3km are on one road that’s flat to the finish.

looks like no one gives a shit about this semen slurping sport lmao

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>using pedals

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Sky up to their usual tricks getting 4 men in the top 10

http://www.fredericgrappe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/vortex.pdf

>Avec une diminution du SCx de 5% avec les bandes de vortex de chaque côté des bras, le gain de puissance est de 24 W soit un gain de temps de 18 sec sur le chrono de Düsseldorf. Avec une diminution du SCx de 7%, le gain de puissance est de 33 W soit un gain de temps de 25 sec.

I don't think porte can win boys

1. Thomas
2. Froome +0:12
3. Latour +0:25
4. Gesink +0:31
5. Yates +0:37
6. Porte +0:47
7. Quintana +0:48
8. Majka +0:49
9. Talansky +0:49
10. Martin +0:49
11. Pinot +0:50
12. Bardet +0:51
13. Aru +0:52
14 Contador +0:54
15. Fuglsang +0:54
16. Uran +1:03
17. Landa +1:08

>muh motors

Greg LeMond has piled further pressure on Sir Dave Brailsford, describing his answers to questions pertaining to Team Sky’s past use of Therapeutic Use Exemptions, painkillers and the infamous Jiffy bag sent out to France in 2011 as “bulls---”.

The three-time Tour de France champion has also repeated his concerns at the potential for mechanical doping in the sport, accusing the UCI, cycling’s world governing body, of failing to take the issue seriously enough.

>LeMond told the CBS show 60 Minutes last winter that he found the Sky bike used for a team trial at the 2015 Tour suspicious. According to 60 Minutes, French authorities found that Sky were the only team that day with heavier bikes, each about 800 grams more. LeMond noted that that was the exact weight of a motor that can allegedly be hidden inside the hub of the back wheel.

>A Team Sky spokesman told CBS the team never used mechanical assistance, saying time trial bikes might be heavier to allow for better aerodynamics and adding that all Sky bikes were checked and cleared by the International Cycling Union (UCI).

>“You don’t have a bike that weighs 1kg more for a TTT,” LeMond told The Sunday Telegraph. “Maybe it’s more aerodynamic but I doubt it.

>It’s difficult. I don’t want to open up a can of worms. I actually hate to bring it up as people look at you like you are talking about UFOs, like ‘Here goes Greg again’ but I do really worry about mechanical doping. It is so easy to do. The riders might not even know they have them on their bikes. They could be operated remotely.

>I worry that the authorities just don’t have the appetite to stop it. It would actually be very easy to stop. The technology needed [to detect motors] is not cheap – the proper equipment would cost around $1.5million (£1.13million) – but they just don’t seem to be taking it seriously

I don't believe this for a second. No way you could get away with it.

is there usually a youtube stream of race or can you only watch it on tv?

Can anyone beat Kittel today lads? What do we expect from Cav and Sagan?

>>76884842

I don't think there's YouTube but definitely other streams around.

LeMond is literally insane. Guaranteed he watches youtube videos and tells everyone about the conspiracies and cover-ups he's just discovered. THEY'VE CURED CANCER ALREADY.

Good afternoon lads, time for comfy.
Can't watch the whole race with you unfortunately, as I'll go for snooker practice this afternoon. But I'll be back for the finish for sure.

>>76884858
Cav usually takes a few stages to get his sprinting legs going...and even more so this year I would expect.

Demare has been sprinting well.

>>76884891
>I'll go for snooker practice this afternoon.
Based. Hope to see you at the Crucible next year.

>>76884842
nos.nl streams fellow dutchbro

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Lets go

>>76884842
https://www.npo.nl/live/npo-1

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calling it already

>>76884909
As spectator maybe. Had my first lesson last sunday. But I'm loving it. Practicing almost every day and getting noticeably better every time.
It's a great hobby to have.

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>>76884810
>The riders might not even know they have them on their bikes. They could be operated remotely.
kek, Greg has gone full tinfoil. I'm an absolute hack and I would KNOW if I there was a fucking motor in my bike.

>>76884891

I would not want to watch the whole stage. 5 hours on a flat stage. Going out for a cycle myself.

THANKS JUAN

>>76884939
snooker is not a hobby. how dare you.

I'm not that hype for this year lads.

Vroom looks like he's somehow still in great shape and Sky seems Discovery Channel levels of dominant.

Quintana is a boring midget and with Valverde dead will be exposed as not that great.

>Porte
lol

>Contador
Rode his ass off and only got like the 65th time (at the time). Mollema was coasting and hardly did worse. Trusting this old spanish midget to lead the time was the dumbest thing they could have done.

last year greg said Froome pedalled too fast, and you can't accelerate with high cadence. he's legit mentally retarded.

>>76884939
Good, lad. Keep it up.

>>76884978
It's called being American :^)

ALLE MENSCHEN WERDEN BRÜDER

Makes you proud to be English.

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The Danish TV2 Studio looks amazing

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>>76885009

Laura :3

That building they're at is giving me anxiety. Jesus.

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>>76885009

Dooseldorf looks beautiful

Are you guys having fun watching this?

>>76885039
>Doping is treason to your fans! We want a clean sport!

lel

>>76885050
no

>>76885050
fuck yeah. and this isn't even the most exciting part of the stage.

>>76885050
would have fun watching the stages uninterrupted by all this preshow/extra/behind the stages/interview fucking shit

>>76885039
>nobody punching that runner in the head

>>76885050
Yep. Feeling laidback and comfy. That's how I like watching sports.

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>>76885031
AAAAAAAAA that overhang

>>76884910
oh nice. I'll use that

>>76885074
yeah i'm not going near that

>>76885074

I don't understand how that can physically work.

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/valverde/ :(

>>76885081
Nobody does, mate. We just have to accept it.

>>76885074
Would look better without it

DEPART

>>76885074
That mirror thing looks like that thing in Chicago

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>juan commentating

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>>76885081

/comfy/

So do you like my city?

>>76884972

Honestly if Vroom wasn't there this Tour would be way more hype.

And if Sky actually puts out the dominance I could see the other teams start colluding to try and dethrone them. Other riders know that this type of dominance ain't good for any teams but Sky.

>>76884972
>Doubting the GOAT

The sight of Alberto Contador sitting up during the climbs on the Criterium du Dauphine was a worrying one for his fans - but was actually part of his new strategy to win a third Tour de France title.Contador used to be one of a very few riders who went out for victory and nothing else when they pinned a race number on their back. This time he has switched to a different approach, one adopted by three-time champion Chris Froome: use all other races just to prepare for the Tour.The Spaniard said his all-for-the-Tour strategy should mean he starts the race fresher than ever.

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>>76885113

Polkadots for Phinney almost guaranteed.

>German nationalism on the rise

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> Dumoulin toilet


kek

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Phinney the hipster

>>76885167
kek, saved

Are we going to have a crash caused by a motorcycle in this tour de france y/n?

>>76885177
on this stage, or in the whole race?

yes and yes.

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>>76885133
>everybody writing off this race before it begins
On Saturday everybody said this was the closest race for years.
Going by odds, recently Froome has been just over evens for the tour. 50% chance.
This year he was 7/4, 36%.
After yesterday, he's evens.

I think that's a great bet, but it's not even started yet. The problem for the neutrals is lolPorte.

>>76885177
y
1/10 shot

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>tfw no qt time-gap gf

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>mfw G holds onto the yellow jersey for the entire tour

>>76885167
top kek

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>>76884868
the motor stuff could be real though.
On low tier pro race some journalist used IR camera to spot a potential use of a motor and tere were some shady stuff

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fuck year the first castle of this tour

Anybody else hate the new tv graphics?

>>76885235
Reminder that this is your average house in Europe

>>76885240
Yeah. I didn't like the old one but I don't like any change

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>>76885235

>>76885217
https://cyclingtips.com/2017/07/thermal-imaging-cameras-use-prevent-motors-tour-de-france/

also handheld scanners

>>76885217
It's just a di2 battery about to overheat. Stop with the accusations already.

>>76885235
But there already was one before that.

>>76885240
I kinda like them.

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At the bridge Yall Need anything?

Dutch commentators talking about Neutral Moresnet. Ebin. Obscure history just around the corner.
Last time I checked there was one person born in Neutral Moresnet still alive.

is there any eurosport acestream?

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>blocks your path

>>76885217
sure it could. i've little doubt they have been used in races.
used by elite teams in elite races? i have a lot of doubt. getting caught with that is something a team would never ever recover from. the reward is not nearly worth the risk.

>>76885129
no, köln is much better

That's a big crowd.

>>76885261
Memes

>>76885256
>But there already was one before that.

missed that one, had to go take a shit. This is the first one for me, so time to get comfy. I generally google stuff when watching the tour - makes it educational.

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>>76885295

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>>76885174
jesus christ he is insufferable

i suppose its because he will never live up to his mother or father

he is insecure as fuck

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>Tour de France and Wimbledon sharing 2 same weeks when it's usually only one

>>76885305
>toothpaste had to go poo
really makes you think

>>76885261
I need you to greentext the road, but I know you won't.

>>76885306
Gimi pls

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what did they mean by this?

>>76885308
mate, it's just a moustache. you seem to have overreacted.

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Here's to a race with more memes

>>76885327
WE

>>76885317
I would if i had something to write with

>>76885327
WUZ

>>76884676
good post

Its starting to rain lads

Will we see another absolute madman raising TdF's flag on the road this year again?

>>76885327
They're riding in Neandertal, the area

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>>76885340
You have failed to prepare correctly.

does the word "netherlands" come from "neanderthal"?

>>76885261
Go spend your life savings on an IR camera and film team sky when they pass.

>>76885367
Yeah but i literally biked here so i didnt have room in my bike pack

>>76885332
It's a moustache now. Then he'll be on the start line with a fixie while serving espressos to other riders.

>>76885377
nope. just means low lands

>>76885351
TIME FOR MORE BLOOD

Still over 20 minutes until they get here baka

>>76885377
Netherlands is a reference to lowlands.

Neanderthal is a reference to this region of Germany cause this is where the first Neanderthaler was found in the 19th century.

Durbridge abandon

F

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NOOOOO DURBO

I hope Porte wins. Another year of Froome easily winning supported by an insane supporttrain would be unhealthy for the sport.

>>76885359
apparently we're "/cyc/" now

Is SBS coverage GOAT?

I'm not sure >2agan will have the green jersey with all these top sprinters this year

>>76885261
Come over we are here too. Look for a guy with sp scarf and >2agan sign

>>76885447
Newfag. We've been /cyc/ for ages, /TdF/ Is just to help normies

>>76885467
wew

>>76885463
he just need to be there in Paris, he'll win by default

>>76885447
We've always been /cyc/ we just transition into /tdf/ for July.

>>76885467
wew

>>76885467
>tfw the last time the Germans forcefully asked the Danish to come over 20 gorrilion jews died

Franck Ferrand is almost as comfy as JPO

Not at all enjoying this Matt Smith section on itv.

>>76885472
I only come here for le tour. Have been for years. I refuse to accommodate the /cyc/ transition.

>>76885082
One less dope

GET PHIL OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTARY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GERMAN ENGINEERING FOR YOUR HAIR

>>76885467
Where you at senpai

>>76885517
>disliking Phil

(You)

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>>76885472
>normies
>not wanting to be one of the lads

r u gay or sumfing?

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>>76885467
lel, time for cringe meme spouting meetup

>>76885528
>>76885467
greatest love story of our time unfolding before our eyes

>>76885528
I come over with the sign. Watch Your back

please please don't meet. please.

>>76885557
aerodynamics

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>>76885261
I am a bit further back down on the bridge

Come over

Lool for the sign

>>76885557
No needles policy senpai

>>76885557
ink and piercings weigh too much

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here's a little something from yesterday

>>76885557
When you've been riding a bike since you turned 8, you don't have time to get caught up in gay culture.

>>76885571
racist

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>>76885571
lyl

>>76885576

>Brittany flag
all day, every day

>>76885571
Nice

>>76885571
>bracing fro epic

#bromance
#nohomo
#gayasfuck

>>76885551
Im standing at a Black Canyon with a saddlebag with a shoe on it

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>>76885571

Danebro
I am on the side with the road on it

>>76885571
The hero we don't deserve

>>76885571
kek

where is this bridge the two memers are on?

>>76885596
some guy dropped his beer onto the road and them the guy with the flag used it to collect the glass pieces

>>76885632
they're on different bridges

Once the race has passed meet me at the roadsign with the ! On it on the right side of the road

>>76885608
Shit they are almost here ill look for you after they pass

>>76885635
>Degracing your flag to collect glass shards

Shame.

>>76885635
spirit of the tour right there

>>76885571

Could have done without the racism

>>76885650
abdul pls

>>76885641
Right side towards or away from the city?

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>>76885645

>>76885645
>>76885646
which one is it?
also how do I remove sound from a webm?

>Münchengladback

>>76885660
>Nuking Holland

Would be doing us all a favor la

>>76885650
Busy shitposting while your gf is having fun with an immigrant Sven?

>>76885650
What is exactly racist about it?

>>76885673
>A German City

fuckhuge crowds

>>76885699

itsatrap.jpg

>>76885657
Towards

>>76885699
Would use to keep me out of the wind on a windy stage

>>76885699
>gf (male)

>>76885571
>that pig like arm
not aero

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gonna post a couple of webms from yesterday that i stole off redd.it lads

>>76885741
DESIGNATED

>>76885741
kill yourself

>>76885699
6

>>76885699
Would cuddle/10

>>76885707
I cant find it :(

>Dutch commentators talking about Phinney all day every day

Is he their new favorite? I always hate it when the fall in love with some meme rider like Quintana and just won't shut up about him.

>Quintana and Mollema both drop during a climb
>Ask themselves where Quintana is for 10 minutes
>0 fucks given about Mollema

I was pretty mad desu senpai

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>>76885777

GOOOOOOOOOOODDD MORNING

>>76885798
'sup

>>76885775
I am at the footramp at the beginning of the river now
Wit tje other german memelord
Waited forever

>>talking about truffles

wew

>>76885777
Drag his corpse out of the road.
What the fuck was he doing, gotta go fast.

>>76885699
Why does that boy have tits?

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>>76885777
Yesterdays thread I expressed my distaste for valverede then BOOM as if by magic his career is over.

anyone you want me to put a hex on today?

I hate Sagan and I'm not sure why

>>76885822
Vroom, Aru, Quintana, Voeckler, Phinney

idk just curse half of the tour.

>>76885782
The coverage is shit in many ways. The frogs didn't even show Thomas yesterday, wins race.
Chris Boardman was laughing at them, he couldn't say anything about the ride because he didn't see ANY of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mUP5__xW4

found a nice stream

>>76885835
I don't hate him. He seems like a good guy, and he's a great, exciting bike rider.

I hate the fawning over every single thing he does, even the mediocre things.

What are brits watching? Itv, yurosport, or something else?

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>>76885835
2agan is a top #lad

>>76885822
kill Aru, I hate his team and I don't like his face

>>76885848
my mum likes him and she knows nothing about cycling.

>>76885777
>Movistar crashing at the Limburgian flag
Dumoulinrubbinghands.jpg
Poelsrubbinghands.jpg

>>76885852
itv4. zero danger of hearing carlton kirby.

how do I reduce webm size?

it's raining lads

>>76885871
high quality mode + 2-pass encoding

>>76885870
this
shame about the cancer ads all day

>>76885852
itv

I really like millar and the other guys commentating.

>>76885887
can I do that with vlc?
im sorry but i can't into video editing, learned how to remove sound though

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>>76885835
he seems aight

>>76885904
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

Cheers fellas

>>76885871
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>>76885906
>doing the machine gun in paris
triggered

It's Rob Hatch on Eurosport though. After complaining about Kirby for so long I feel bad not watching it with them when Hatch is on.

>>76885915
>>76885921
thanks

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>>76885906
>>76885939
pew pew pew

>>76885941
Kirby on now. ITV4 it is!

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rate my boyfriend lads

>>76885978
Would ride with and have hot after ride sex in the shower

>>76885978
Would share my hotelroom and shave his legs

>>76885777
Divine trips.
Also he will come back in April to win on the Mur de Huy to end his career in Liege with a win.

>>76885978
mediterranean boys are so pretty

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finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f5Dkv5gTqg

nice youtube stream

I fell asleep after >Pinot left the gates yesterday, did I miss anything spectacular?

>>76886022
Good luck with your fight against Parkinson's disease German anon. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

slippery slopes inc

>>76886130
thanks mate, my hands are almost always trembling, although it was windy at that spot

Yeah, our boy Phill, way to go.

https://youtu.be/STj894Ex2Z8

just got here, did we already cross the bridge with anons on it?

>>76885906
Froome: (shakes head) haha oh peter, you're such a card!

The last digits choose the next rider to crash

>>76886164
they already married

>>76886129
I was out riding my bike so I don't know the order of events, but Valverde is kill

>tfw Tour de France is going straight past my apartment

What kind of shitpost should I hang from my window lads?

>>76886190
tfw it's the same for me but i'm interning in londonistan :(

>>76886182

F

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>>76886177
rip Rudy Molard

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>>76886177
F

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post you are bikes lads

>>76886249
that's actually bo77as

>>76886190
greentext with meme arrow on the road, pls don't make me beg again

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>>76886280
Did someone say Bo77as?

Who don't care about the race at all but watch the landscape?

>wheelspin on a sprint
Cannondale confirmed for hidden engines

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this is way too wet for a sprint

>>76886355
You now remember the slaught of 2010 in Brussels

Fuck, am late again today. Any happenings yet?

>>76886355

Get ready for Cavendish to give someone the wet shoulder.

We met up
Denmark a nice dude

>>76886403
rate his face

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>mfw Sky have the Tour preemptively decided by Stage 1 and now I don't have to get cucked for 3 weeks straight

thank you based Sky for vanquishing this massive distraction

>>76886403
pics or it didnt happen

Any anons in Liege, or do they not have internet there?

>>76886387
Germany and Denmark anons married

>>76886403
How is Denmark posting with danish flag if he's in Germany?

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Can we just start in Corsica every year?

>>76886190
yourself

>>76886450
If you post from your phone using mobile data from your home country (now roaming-free in EU!) it'll show your location from your telecom provider

THANK YOU PETU

>Beer or recovery
>Depends if I win

Top kek.

>>76886406
10/10
>>76886446
About to propose
We're eating out together just noe

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>>76886279
Rode it 1000 km to dusseldorf :^)

didnt realize this shit was on ARD

baka me

>>76886551
damn, Im gonna steal that bike

>>76886473
Neat

>>76886502
The question is does he drink the beer if he wins or when he loses for depression?

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>>76886279
>inb4 handlebars
I've fixed them.

OY VEY

>>76886551
>He wears a helmet

lmao

>>76886594
>3 plateau

lmao weakling

>>76886551
what up /n/igger

>>76886617
that's what my 400 euros bought me

>>76886626
dat casual racism

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>>76886279
posted it yesterday as well but sure

>>76886551
>touring on an Aeroad
Pretty based desu

Is Sagan the Kimi Raikkonen of cycling?

I want to wife this Jenny from DDD

>tfw no Jenny gf

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>>76886279
rate, don't hate.

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>>76886669
no sagan is not autistic

>>76886669
Sagan is not an autist nor is he washed-up, so no

>>76886691
Well, he sounded like him just now being interviewed.

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>>76886669
BWOAH

>>76886691

Sagan reminds me of that cool stoner/surfer dude.

just tuned in
what did I miss

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>>76886279

>>76886722
so James Hunt minus the cunty attitude

Just back from comfy ride in the sun. topkek at Belgian weather

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>>76886279
I know I should clean up my garage

>>76886737
>mfw strayan winter is nicer
but I'm still not doing any fucking riding lately
Need get OUT there.

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>tfw you will never ride for LOTTO SOUDAL

https://twitter.com/CarolDeDobb

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>>76886279

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>tfw no Israeli ass

>>76886732
What is happening with the back half of that bike?

>>76886765

It's probably a Russian model.

>>76886784
Didn't someone dig up her instagram during the giro? IIRC She's a true blue isreali sheila.

What's wrong with creating secondary /cyc/ event threads when the original auto-sages, lads? I'm not looking for (You)'s, it's a genuine question.

Ahhhh finally it's the time of the year again for this wonderful not to say magnificent event that entreats us all to such vast quantities of memes and thrills that one would not be considered a fool to think it more exciting than the world cup itself.

I have but one question: what does HC stand for?

@76886796
Because it's not /comfy/

>>76886784
slavic women have no ass though

Dubs say solo Gilbert win

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>>76886762
>3.97 mb
wait isnt the limit 3 mb?

>>76886796
I think it's because we don't want fragmentation and people can just search the thread anyway
>>76886804
horse category, a mountain so big you need a horse to get up it

>>76886816
4

>>76886816
4MB on /sp/.

>>76884810
You know there was a woman pro CX rider that did use a motor in her bike a couple years ago in multiple races that she won until getting caught?

>>76886822
>fragmentation

literally every other sporting event just begets a new thread with the new link posted in the old thread, if you're implying that's difficult to track than you have no business using the internet

>>76886844
who cares just use this thread end of
stop arguing over stuff like that

>>76886796

I want second threads but autism doesn't allow it. No point having a 700 reply thread down the bottom of the catalogue like some secret club

>>76884810
>>76884868
>>76885217
http://www.businessinsider.com/bike-investigated-technological-fraud-cycling-world-championships-cyclocross-2016-1

>>76885167
POO

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Have they been in Aachen already?

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>>76886888
nice digits

>>76886898
No, they're in Jülich now

>>76886637
Do you understand where you are m8?

>>76886907
Thanks senpai. Is there a map of the route?

DIDI
I
D
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>>76886920
yes, check letour.fr

>>76886902
I thought they wore diapers or some device, or is that just for pee
I mean what if they have to pee during the five hours

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>german roads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGwSBiHstSQ

this effortless cadence while others are grinding looks exactly like cancellara up the Kapelmuir when there were rumors floating around whilst everyone else was either grinding or out of the saddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6w3TJs0lks

the most suspicious thing in this vid is the part at 0:49

how does the rear wheel accelerate like that?

>>76886949
they stop and pee

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>>76886938
Good stuff m8.

Bordure incoming ?