/heem/: palm strikes edition

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Very tough fight for Price. I'm surprised he took this.

https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881331832310161408

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Post your boys.

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Niko Price

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes

The fuck is happening in this thread

>>76883597
>>76883597

real

>>76883605
Fuck off.

>>76883532
nice mix

>>76883618
fuck you scatfag

>>76883625
Don't start thread wars for no reason.

>>76883700
Fuck you, you scatfag loser.

>>76883434
What was the result of that fight OP (the one in the webm)?

some nipper got stretchered off in pancrase

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He's using meme magic lads.

It's over for Floyd.

this thread was 15 posts early

>>76883794
pretty much no doubt now that goobs posts on heem

holy shit, somebody needs to webm that horie/fujisaki him. i think fujisaki might die

>>76883771
well bas was 2-3 against shamrock's so he might have lost, only other loss was funaki

he lost his first 3 and won the final 2. so bas ended his career really dominantly

>>76883771
Rutten won by TKO in one of the best old school Pancrase fights.

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just drank a bunch of beer and ate a big jack in the box meal now chain smoking, would heem every here then fuck one of these pancrase girls easily. bet ur jealous now.

>>76883882
>destroying your body
that's all you fampai

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>>76883898
ill destroy urs too buckeroo

>>76883434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio

im fucking in love with this webm

legendary

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>>76883962
This webm reminds me of proto-MMA.
I wish we could see the early 90s style vs style fighting where nobody knows what the fuck they're supposed to do in an MMA fight again. Even with a similar ruleset to the primordial UFC, it would still look much different because the sport has been around longer and various metas have already been instituted and worked around.

There's some cool shit to see in old Vale Tudo fights, though. It's basically a predecessor of proto-MMA, and it had been going on for a long time when MMA was invented.

>>76884032
holy shit dude vale-tudo fights were on fire.i think im just missing pride-soccer kicks,pancrease and yeah oldschool mma in general

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>>76884159

>>76884159
what were the other 2, there was a super shady russia one with bad lighting and the even worse yellow lighted brazillian one

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>>76884159
Watching Vale Tudo always makes me think about what it would be like if headbutts were legal in MMA. I seriously feel like they would be an effective weapon for fighters to use in the clinch, or to just surprise your opponent when closing the distance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxJePt2Q6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7v4U0pfPUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwAwwfqLAXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wswkuLnzeCY

>>76884171
idk

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>>76883794

>>76884191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7v4U0pfPUg

fucking awesome

yeah headbutts are tricky.brutal grapplings and ground and poiunds incoming

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https://youtu.be/ZAJ48nt8WxI?t=2m5s

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>>76884191
They were pretty much non-stop from what I've seen of the really early UFC tournaments. If you butt in somebody's guard they usually flip and give up their back right away

Where the hell have all the boxing threads on the catalog come from

Usually there's only a few even after big events

>>76884222
imagine an headbutt at 1:39 after the takedown

holy shit

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>>76884283

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>>76884244
You can see Steel's forehead connect with Kim's chin when they hit the ground in this webm.

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>>76884375
The top of his head, rather, not his forehead.

>>76884306
I swear to god these things would actually work very well in modern MMA

>>76884387
So would Grounded knees
Banned for a reason

>>76884240
filipinos seething

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Quick webm off of memory, no idea why I remember this of all things. There's no telling what would happen if they were legal but I suspect you might see tighter hugging and less action in the clinch and on the ground to avoid getting spammed with 568548834973972 butts. Just a theory. I know I've seen several instances in the early tournaments of guys on the ground getting bashed until they gave up their back, I'll webm them if I can find them.

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>>76884421
Going to post a few webms of those as well before I go to sleep for the night.
Honestly, I think grounded knees, soccer kicks, and stomps to the head of a grounded opponent were banned more for the purpose of image than anything else.
Erasing the stigma of the "no holds barred" era was vital for the UFC to achieve mainstream success, and those strikes looked very brutal to western audiences of the time.

1/3

>>76884375
thats what im talkin about.

but defenitely a career-shortener due to pine breaks and stuff my guess

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>>76884421
2/3

>>76884193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCUThnn2xUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wJpvbPgGIc

found a lot of it, this guy posts a ton of 90s mma

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>>76884421
3/3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-wI2btneY
Dillashaw vs Lomachenko

>>76884500
yeah dude i remember afc but wasnt much into it. im lookin your videos in 10minutes at breakfast lol

>>76884489
Pretty sure 12 elbows and clavicle grabs were also banned because they were supposedly too dangerous

>>76884507
postem

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From Rizin. Not quite Pride 2.0 yet but they're trying

>>76884203
poor lads all alone no mummy in sight, someone help him

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>>76884539

>>76884539
not enough foreigners yet

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>>76884570

One huge reason Brazil and pushed the incorporation of leglocks into its own meta game was suppose to be a counter to being soccer kicked and stomp. A lot of scrambles can be created when you are on your back and someone is trying to kick you in the head.

However because there are no soccer kicks and stomps, BJJ's sports meta and leglocks suffer a bunch more there are no fast legs strikes for them to catch parry, to set up their guards

Most people just sit on/leg ride and hard counter the leglocks with wrestling ground and pound.


Introduce soccer kicks, and BJJ and BJJ style leglocks would make a stronger appearance then they do now.

>>76884524
12 elbows were banned solely because of those karate ice blocks breaking videos. Some goof in commission saw some guy break shitload of ice with an elbow and decided we can't have none of that

>>76884519
Wow

IAFC held a 32 fighter tourney, 1 night

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That'll do Pancrase, that'll do.

>>76884615
Stop repeating this fucking Rogan meme. It's not true.

>>76884764
post proof

>>76884702
Lol what

I need to watch Pancrase that shit is goofy.

>>76884224
I wonder how you fix an injury like that. Some doctor has to manually click your leg back into place and then you just gotta wait an awful long time until it heals?

>>76884764
So what's the story then? I always thought it sounded like the kind of thing you say when you want an excuse to get your fingerprints on the rules. I'm sure it sounds great when an athletic commission employee claims to have been the brains behind safety regulations, kind of like what's going on with the nonsense in California. .

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I will fuck you bitch

>>76884925
thats haram desu

>>76884895
you can bet yo ass thats how its done

>>76884925
That seems unnecessarily rude

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Who wins?

>>76884925
Tiramisu sissy boy getting knocked out

>>76884953
jouban would be the favorite but you never know with Price

Oh shit UFC finally put an end to the STOCKHOLM code

>>76884925
I want to fuck Chuck

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>>76885063

>60-41-8
what the fuck

>>76885157
>spain's heem record
so what

>>76885097
BRN DMG
R
N

D
M
G

hahaha what is this fight

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what did they mean by this

>>76885198
>>76885157
???

>>76885223
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/mma-live-stream/pancrase-288-live-stream

>>76885198
both guys are 41

you're late, there have been some decent heems on this card but the last few have been stinkers

>>76885233
yeah they're old but still. this is hilarious to watch

>>76884953
How the fuck is alaon jouban a model

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>>76885221
Nick Diaz is gonna be missed, we need real people like him and Nate in the UFC.

They keep it real and don't walk around in suits trynna look like MgCregor lite.

>>76885375
>They keep it real
They're the biggest posers in the UFC. Everything they do is about trying to be seen as the toughest guy around.

Who is your favorite WOMAN UFC Fighter. Serious answers only if you don't care then take your "conversation de jour" to /b/.

>>76885469
Michael Bisping.

>>76885469
> "conversation de jour"
Are you French, or what? Le petit?

>>76885469
the only correct answer is cyborg

>>76885375
back to the discord

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>>76885469
For me its her

>>76885681
why did you abandon moroz?

>>76885681
fuck off

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>>76885466
Aussie bastard, that's just how they act in STOCKTON!

They are real and people like you can't stand it, you want UFC to recemble some WWE rooster...

>>76885766
back 2 the discord please

>>76885719
stop trollin me brexit

>>76885818
I just want to know

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>>76883794
he'll lose to dark knight

>>76885781
>>76885653
Please kill yourself

>>76885917
back to your safe space discord please

>>76885829
She did the same thing that Pena did 2y ago.U go find out what is all about.I'm not gonna say anything else

>>76886031
please sir, just return to your discord. You're getting mad at pixels

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I would heem the fuck out of all the nerds in this general

>>76886015
Tell me, I deserve to know

>tfw an Aussie is going to win a world tittle two weekends in a row

Good feel desu lads

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First for my girl

>>76886069
back 2 the discord please mr boxing swede

>tfw fightweek

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/i11AuC2rOIY
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>>76886069
you look fat

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>>76886181
What did he mean by this?

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*gadooshes Pinata*
*bans you from his discord*

Hehe, nothing personal kid

Did you know Brendan Schaub has a bastard child?

>>76886073
She got engaged ? I dunno

>>76886295
It's 2017 get over it you dork

>>76886274
fuck boxing swede is tiny

>>76886274
cody fan btfo of the discord again

>Khabib still has fans

They're the literal equivalent of a battered housewife who still insists on cooking an intricate meal for the alcoholic asshole she calls a husband, her silent tears that fall forever the secret ingredient in the cooking everyone but him appreciates.

Fags.

>>76886274
david teymur is in the heemscord? based

>>76886069
Igor volchanchyn lookalike

I bet you're the same height too

>>76886498
Where do u see teymur?

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>the absolute STATE of anyone who dislikes Conor

Conor is a king. He has provided 10 times more entertainment and hype than any other fighter. He is a spectacle to watch. He is almost a platonic archetype of a warrior. If you dislike that, it's because you cannot relate to an alpha male in his prime.

"My fist is bigger than his head!"

>>76886592
have sex lool

>>76886592
FW Conor is sp00ky desu, glad he moved up

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>>76883532
Kill yourself, Ahmed.

>>76886592
>He is almost a platonic archetype of a warrior.

He's a rangebabby who taps out at the first sign of trouble. Artem is unironically more of a warrior than Conor.

You live vicariously through him because you can attain no success of your own.

>>76886607
>>76886635
>beta males who can't relate to an alpha raking in $100,000,000

Topkek

>>76886679
do you even teeth?

>>76886679
You don't relate to him. You want to be him. And you can't be him, so you worship him instead.

It's sad, honestly.

>>76886592
I wish I could make a living literally killing my organs so I could beat up manlets and then walk around acting like I'm mike tyson

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reminder anyone who doesn't cuck for conor is a beta

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>>76886274
Lmao, who's that manlet?

>Punching like a woman
Smdh, what kind of a """man""" can you be if you punch like a woman?

>>76886377
>>76886592
You are correct.

>>76883434
>Snoop Dog
lazy, idiot or both?

Think I might take a vacation from sports betting until August 26, lads. The haircut that that fucker Bob Arum just gave me is making me think about shooting a school teacher.

>>76886768
enjoy your v&

>>76886768
I stopped betting and its much more enjoyable to watch sports without having to worry about a bet.

>>76885150
"fight"

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>>76886740
Careful, he teaches UFC

>>76886811
howdareu imply gabby is a freak show

Reminder Conor literally threw away a title shot so he could give fans a PPV at 196 against Nate
There was no obligation to even fight ala Jones

>>76884203
ultimate douche bag luggage

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>>76886813
He's talking out of his ass. Nigga literally punches like a woman, I've seen lads at the gym with 2 months practise who punch better than him.

Discord sounds like cancer, lad. Stop going there. Even if you're doing it just to laugh at people, walk away.

>>76886851
>conor doesn't like money
????

conor fought the easiest guy he could and lost

>>76886883
Think winning a title would earn him more money than fighting Nate lad
Had he not fought Nate he'd probably get the title fight like 2 months down the line anyway

>>76886911
nothing is guaranteed, you should know that

he took what he could

>>76886917
Ahahahaha what
Are you trying to tell me they wouldn't give Conor a title shot if he waited?
Conor, the biggest star, who got one after majority decisioning Nate? Kek

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What's wrong with this pic? (level:very hard)

>>76886999
her face looks like an old catcher's mitt even with the 6 pounds of makeup

>>76887062
No but to help out sth doesnt fit quiet right with the silly pics she does her whole persona

>>76886911
>>76886950
He lost on short notice to a gatekeeper with an extremely clear blueprint.

>>76887111
The result is not important
He took the fight when he had no need to. He threw away a title shot for the sake of a proper PPV.

Few fighters would do the same

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>>76886999
It's weird, but I'm almost 100% certain I know what her father looks like. She takes after her dad for sure.

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>>76886592
the boy king is getting HANDLED

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>>76886873
Couldn't go there even if I wanted to

>>76885055
Fuck. I knew I should have made a new account. I still have 3 weeks tho

>>76887163
>He threw away a title shot
He got a title shot after going 1-1 with a gatekeeper. How the fuck did he throw it away?

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>>76887163
Don't bother wasting your time.

>>76887174
Lol, what a fucking loser. A manlet who punches like a woman has no place discussing MMA.

>>76886999
They have navy flag in consulate

>>76887185
Same man

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>>76887218
Hey Polen, would you """""fuck"""""" KK?

>>76887245
No

>>76887187
Are you just pretending
He could have waited and got a shot. Instead he opted to fight Nate.
Even Jones wouldn't fight Chael on short notice

>>76884203
>no private jet

BAHAHHA #TBE #TMT

>>76887301
>he threw away his title shot
>ignore the fact that he got the title shot anyway, please

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>>76887301
>Even Jones wouldn't fight Chael on short notice
Jones is a coked up pussy, dirty fighter and a prostitute sandblaster. Stop wasting your time arguing with a casual tourist.

>>76883794
>that dude talking shit
should at least know how to spell before running your mouth online.

Ask the only good actual fighter here anything about fighting.

>>76887362
It's pretty baffling how people deliberately choose to look like retards on the internet, it's as easy as capitalising sentences and ending them in a full stop. People get really defensive about it and start pretending they only do it to piss you off if you point it out too. Who do they think they're fooling?

>>76887414
who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>76887301
So? Wanderlei Silva fought Mark Hunt on 4 days notice and gave up nearly 80lbs in doing so.
Fans will suck the dick of any road warrior last minute shit nowadays. Fighters used to fight multiple guys in one night, you know.

>>76887414
You reckon there's anything inherently wrong with throwing first when the other guy doesn't even know he's in a fight yet?
I mean winning is the most important thing but they'll call it a cheap shot forever.

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>>76887414
How would you handle this guy

>>76887456
fuck off i don't care what they are saying on discord

>>76887481
t.BJ Penn

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>>76887456
>>76887478
stop posting pisscord chatlogs

>>76887441
Tell me another fighter who let his title shot slide for just another fight

Dana talks a lot of shit but he's right when he mentions how Conor steps up. I'm not even a big Conor fan but you don't see a lot guys do what he does

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>>76887478
>Punch like a woman
>Wants anyone to believe he's been competing in boxing since he was 14
Fuckin lmao.

>>76887522
How do you know he would have kept the shot?

>>76887163
>he threw away a titleshot

You absolutely wot? The worst part about magrega are his fan boys.

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>>76887522
Tony Ferguson would've fought Johnson if the UFC didn't cut his paycheck in half. Do you think they cut McGregor's check in half? Other guys don't have the marketability and brand cache to pull this shit off. McGregor isn't especially brave, he just has a lot of pull with the fans and the company. That's what you should be pointing out. Not the size of his Big Irish Balls.

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>>76886592
He has a bully mentality until a real man shows up


>>76887520
Worried I'll post you rage quitting Carl?

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peace lads

>>76887522
Nobody gets the opportunity to do what he does you silly prick.
>here's a title shot in a weightclass you haven't fought in outside of regionals after going 1-1 against a .500 fighter

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>>76887593
Jesus. I know women are usually shit at striking, but Cyborg eats shots like a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnP-hxqV9Nw

>>76887567
>>76887577
>Have guaranteed title shot
>Guy pulls out
>Can easily sit out and wait for the fight to be rebooked
>Take a different fight instead

>>76887593
That Johnson fight likely would have been an interim title fight though.
It's a good point about the paycheck but he still took the fight. RDA's injury wasn't that serious, I'm sure waiting was an option

>>76887522
>you don't see a lot of guys do what he does

That's cause you're a dumb casual who's been watching the sport for barely 2 years. He has yet to have a single title defense, the first Nate fight was meant to be a cake-walk, they knew Nate wasn't training for a triathlon and that's who they picked overlooking cerrone who'd just fought recently and was fresh from a win.

>>76887650
She's secretly developed into a very smooth and savvy striker (watch how she walks Smith onto the combo that drops her by giving her a bit of room and then throwing) but everyone is still distracted by the fact that she's one of the biggest punchers in MMA

>>76887665
>That Johnson fight likely would have been an interim title fight though.
No it wouldn't. That was one of Tony's issues and one of the reasons he didn't take the fight.
https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/837793641523400704

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After she signed her ufc contract Karolina first thing she did was to buy that rolex watch lol She likes fancy things
Before her fight with Joanna she signed a contract with Mercedes-Benz
After she won Rose she got paid 38K and when she lost to Gadelha she got paid 23.5K.Gadelha got paid 106.5K including the W and the POTN bonus.Against Joanna she got paid 130K despite the loss cause she fought in ufc 205(NY)

So from 38K she goes to 130K and then back to 23K.
U get the point?

This girl goes the full market distance and now whats left for her?

>>76887705
Oh man, remember how she pushed for a rematch with Joanna straight after the fight like she didn't get the shit kicked out of her? Some people even thought the fight was close. All she did was momentarily wobble her in one (1) round!

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>>76887672
I've seen better technique out of her than many heavyweights. Strictly speaking technique, ofc. Her head movement is nothing extraordinary but her footwork is leagues ahead of any woman fighter I've ever seen.

I assume she's a combination of freak genetics and steroids with a laser like focus on training and nothing else. I hate the bitch, but I wish they'd let her burn through every single bitch in the UFC just to have her have a pile of body trophies at the end of it.

>>76887665
>Can easily sit out and wait for the fight to be rebooked
According to who?

>>76887736
No it wasnt a close fight.Joanna outplayed her completely. Carolina pushed so hard for a rematch cause this is the only way to earn more money only against Joanna even if shes gonna lose again.This is the reason why every fuckin girl from top 5 or the midtable wants a title shot

>>76887757
Common sense. He's Goobs, of course he'd get one if he waited

>>76887650
she would be unconscious with anything i landed on her

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>Hendricks

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>>76883532

Eternal Boy.

>>76887665
Lol magrega was talking about fighting Robbie Lawler at UFC 200. I'll have to commend him for being able to rope in casuals like you who lick the ground he walks on but the man knew what he was doing taking the Nate fight and it was completely risk free. If RDA had showed up and lost, he'd have gone up to take another risk free fight against Lawler and his glass chin. Thankfully Nate put a damper into all that hubris.

>>76887833
So how was he throwing away a title shot?

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>>76887907
My faith was shaken after the losing streak, felt like a right silly prick watching him beat the brakes off of Lewis.

>>76887740
She's the most ducked fighter in MMA and the UFC management hate her, so it will take a while, but she's the best by a mile and is only getting better. Cyborg posted a vid of her and 2x Olympic gold medalist Clarissa Shields going at it in sparring and Megan Anderson NOPEd the fuck out of their fight about 36hrs later.

>>76887932
Because he chose not to wait instead ffs

>>76887930
I'm not even a big Conor fan and I've probably been watching the sport longer than you so piss off lad

>>76887998
Lol good for meegan to decide that getting shobbed isn't worth it.

>Im not even a big conorfan but let me dedicate several posts on an anonymous board to defend him
never EVER reply to fansperg

>>76885150
this is the thiccest i've seen her

>>76888137
>Maygan
>Meggan
I think Meegan is the objective best way to pronounce it

>>76885157
>>76885223
https://youtu.be/9QmtCsV7XZ8

>>76888001
>Because he chose not to wait instead ffs

But they would have given him the title shot after Nate 1, according to you.

>>76888001
He gets paid millions to fight plus PPV points so no he wasn't gonna sit out and not fight.

How don't you get this?

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fook the stats

>>76883434
That is one of the all time great webms.

>>76883434
Damn Cejudo is a savage

>>76887456
jesus that server is pure cringe. had to leave after a few days.

>>76888614
Ur 39yo

>>76888188
>"her"
enough test in that body to grow a forest of beards

>>76885150
>japan has more freedom than america

>>76884954
Nice opinion you have there. I'll make sure to regard it.

>>76885681
Those are some major pepperoni nips

Isn't codyfan literally a child?

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

Reminder Australians are low test betas who don't know anything about fighting and that's why they haven't produced a single champion.

SHeeminder to disregard all aussie posts as there opinion is that of kangaroo poo

pleaserefer to these posts by spain who stole my screenshots

>>76887144
>>76887166

thanks x

why doesn't the stadium play music during the fights like in other sports?

>>76889084
using a name and taking credit for pictures you are an attention whore

>>76888614
Aren't you the one that spams gay porn?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso

Can someone explain this unironically?

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>>76886698
"Some people will sit and take positivity from that. They will look at that and take inspiration and it will inspire them to push for that. Others will shell up and critique it and be negative towards it. But one thing is for sure, those people will stay where they are. The people who take inspiration from it will rise up and one day also experience that life."
- Conor

>>76889278
shut the fuck up you sad dickhead

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>>76889298
>all this negativity

I can see so clearly where you're heading: Nowhere

I would beat the negative qi out of you if you were here with me. I'd have you on the floor bowing to me. You'd be broken, and I'd rebuild you.

How come there aren't any good fighters from NYC?

Behold:
It is I; he who correctly predicted both Holloway and Lee.

I bring forth news. My current analysis puts Whittaker on a 70% chance of beating Romero.

That's all for now.

Blessings.

>>76889143
Are you spain? fuck off sperg

>>76889349
It's the scat spammer

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If Whittaker beats Romero are we in the new generation?

Cody, Holloway and him, all around 25 years old and Champions. Young af

>>76889330
NYC is expensive.
If you can afford to live there you're doing something that earns a lot more than fighting does.
Simple.

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>>76889084
>who stole my screenshots
There's six screenshots there. I've seen my OC reposted here and I never sperged out about it being used, get real friends, loser.

>>76888816
lol pizza nipples

>>76888350
>plus PPV points
back-end points
he'll never see any money from that

Who from this list would Demtrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson beat in a fight at 125 lbs today?

>Dominick Cruz
>Cody Garbrandt
>TJ Dillashaw
>Jimmie Rivera

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>>76889531
Cruz can't make 125, most likely neither can Jimmy

>>76889531
Not like we'll find out

>>76889463
>brown
>stealing

I almost wanna say it's not your fault

conor mcgregor

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>>76889565
>Outing yourself as newscum casual tourist
Into the trash you go.

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>>76889550

>>76889618
why does her head look insanely huge

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LIke him or love him, you've got to respect his work ethic and the FACT that he is killing the game.

*Jon Jones, DC, McGregor reaction image*

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>>76889637
I literally can't disagree my man 100%.

>>76889651
*steals your last piece of food*

>>76889531
Rivera is built like a brick shithouse my man, he ain't cutting down to 125.

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That flying teleport jab will land all night my guy these are new angles

>>76889602
why don't you use cruz pics anymore spergie?

>>76889713
fortunately reality operates in five dimensions
>>76889713

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>>76889720
What are you on about?

>>76889531
At 125? Like all of them probably, they'd be half dead.

>>76889618
>perv hue chick in the background

Avataring is against the ruler

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webm OC for (You)s

nerd trying so hard

>>76889838
this has to be the best OC I have seen in a long time

>>76883434
>Snoop Dog

lol you can tell NotePad doesnt have any friends.

Champs at years end
WSW: Joanna
WBW: Shevchenko
WFW: Cyborg
FLW: Mighty Mouse
BW: Cody
FW: Holloway
LW: Tony
WW: Woodley
MW: Bisping
LHW: DC
HW: Stipe

Give spainsperg a break. He's poor and malnourished. You'd be spergy too if you had to live on 300 calories per day.

>>76889920
Literally no one has listened to Snoop Fags music in 10 years you old weird fuck

>>76889934
>LW: Tony
kekadoodledoo

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>>76885150
What Japanese pensioner is getting EXPOSED this time?

>>76889934
>Champs at years end
>WBW: Shevchenko
maybe
>FLW: Mighty Mouse
I hope not
>BW: Cody
maybe ifhe stays injured
>FW: Holloway
edgar gonna give him a tough fight who knows
>LW: Tony
interim champ most likely since conor is gonna lay on the couch till next year
>MW: Bisping
I disagree my man
>LHW: DC
wouldnt bet on it

>>76889950
Kush was released in 2010, stupid. You have no culture.

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>>76887599
>He has a bully mentality until a real man shows up

>>76889981
>this album literally wgaf was released almost 8 years ago

Beat it, nerd. Kendrick and Meek have been K-K-K-KILLIN the game for years my man

>>76889920
Fuck Snoop DOG and fuck you

>>76889934
who give a fuck UFC is rigged

>>76890001
>"""albums""" still matter

you know you're on the internet right grandpa?

>>76890008
you need weed bruh

>>76890001
Modern rap is shit.

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>tfw your parents are worth hundreds of millions of dollars, so they pay for your career, and stupid americans declare you a legend with 16-12-2 record

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>>76886618
Post your boys.

>>76889637
>>76890001
Looks like you're on queer street.

Here's how much of a loser spergOP is: he got corrected on the snoop dogg thing in the last thread but he spelled it wrong again anyway cause he loves the negative attention. Thats how much of a pathetic shitbag nothing he is.

>>76890038
i think it's more impressive that a spoiled rich kid was able to stick with fighting long enough to become one of the best in the world despite absolutely no reason to

the

pro di gy

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>>76889838
Aldo promos are the best since they can't have him spluttering in Portuguese.

I beat you after a weekend of cocaine anon.

>>76890075
who is cocaine anon sounds tuff

>>76890038
what job did his parents have

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>>76890137
Being rich-ass niggas. They own like half of Hawaii.

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post a better promo

Is it easier to teach a striker to wrestle, or vice versa?

>>76890186
https://youtu.be/MnAxKohNpOQ

>>76890202
fucking kek, fort mynor

you got me

>>76890193
pretty much every MMArtist will tell you striking is harder to master than grappling

>>76890186
Conor should get a title for hardest ducking of a fight after that luckfest.

>>76890186
They played that during UFC 187. We were at Buffalo Wild Wings watching and the whole place got charged up at that promo.

>>76890214
it fits the video
Frankie Ocean is too low energy for a good promo

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>>76890202
>it's a "jake shields and gsp hone their craft in completely unlit training facilities" episode

>>76890216
If Greg Jackson taught Wonderboy some sprawls, would he be the WW GOAT?

>>76890246
no he's too old at this stage of his career to put a real run together
maybe six or seven years ago

>>76890253
Holy shit, dude is 34. He doesn't look it at all. He's got maybe four more years left, but he's not gonna last in the 170 shark tank.

>>76890067
BRAVO WME

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prove you're a real fite fan and tell me what this refers to:

>I've promoted over 1600 fights in my career.
>This has never ever happened once.
>I mean, I don't even know what else to say.
>It blows my mind

>>76890186
Not sure that's possible

>>76890266
WW is secretly old as shit. Lawler, Woodley, Wonderboy and Maia are all like 35 and up.

Fuck I really wish we could do webms with sound.

I remember this on commercials fucking endlessly.

>Georges St Pierre flipped ... out tonight

https://youtu.be/kmoHDn1DuDo?t=29

>>76890291
I'll take a stab at it: Silva vs Maia in Abu Dhabi

>>76890302
And they're all going to age out at the same time, ruining the division. Can't wait.

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>>76890321
future king, waiting in the wings