Mexico - Portugal early game thread

Is it true that cristina doesn't want to play? ayyy lmaoo

>>76882800

First For Portugal will win without TSUUUUUUUMAN and beat the Mexikeks

Also, Check those Digits on OP

>>76882893
Cringe

>>76882800
>no Arriaga
>no Arriaga II
Oh, so we will be playing with our D team

>Mexico's D team vs Moortugal's C team

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Who /a/ here?

>>76882800
>Mexico:
>Jurgen Damm
BLEACHED

>>76882800
Damn portugal should had won the chile match.
Double humiliation for Mexico

>>76882800
>This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
Now now there's plenty of exits for everyone!

>>76884752
check them for poortugal 3-0, mexican weeb

why does this match even exist?


does anyone care if they finish 3rd place?

Not sure if I'm going to watch this

LOL who cares????????????????????

>>76882800
Hopefully Mexico will bench Giovanni, he's fucking awful.

>>76882800
Carlos Vela already left camp.

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>>76882800

>playing for 3rd and 4th place

when does this start?

fucking timezones
why can't the third world just run on our clocks

>>76885630
35 bings

>>76885634
phew

when i didthe calculations in my head i thoughtit started half an hour ago

Reminder Portugal would be a better team without CR7.

>>76882800

>Mexico's A team
>Portugal's B team

no thanks

not even on tv here

>>76885684
Probably because you forgot to pay your tv license.

BernardGOAT is going to put Mexico in its place

>>76885743
Yes go citizens greatest team in the world!

Portugal: Rui Patrício; Nélson Semedo, Luís Neto, Pepe e Eliseu; Danilo, João Moutinho e Pizzi; Gelson Martins, Nani e André Silva.

México: Ochoa; Nestor Araújo, Rafael Marquez, Moreno e Layún; Luis Reyes, Guardado e Herrera; Carlos Vela, Peralta e Chicharrito Hernandez.

>>76884752
'no'

>>76885842
N-nani?

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>>76885858

>match for third

lmao
who the fuck cares
two cuck teams full of cheating apes

My brother's mate who can speak spanish went to portugal and said they didn't like him trying to speak in spanish to them and preferred english. What's the deal? I thought both languages are very similar.

>Ronaldo is above playing for the third place
my sides

>>76885920
HISTORY

Only speak spanish if the people don't speak english

>>76885920
Hearing spanish just reminds them of how dirty a bastardization of spanish their language is.

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Reminder that we are still the reigning champions of this shit (at least until Chile wins and keeps that shit on Conmebol)

>the match for the right to call yourself the 3rd best team of the con meme cup

kek, enjoy

>>76885943
It all comes from galician

>>76885963
this
is there a bigger cuck match in the entire football universe?

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>>76885963
>game so irrelevant they have a female commentator

>>76885963
>Germany will win with their C team while everyone is struggling with their best teams

Life is truly unfair.

>>76885920
this only works in Brazil, m8... doing this in portugal is almost like speaking english in france

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>>76885905
cheating apes? Are you talking about German women when they come south to get the latin cock?

TSUUU isn't playing, right? Why?
Too unimportant for him?

>>76885979
what?

pls no

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Anyone watching the FS1 stream?, that fucking mexican commentator is unbearable.

>>76885989
yes we all know german women love the black fellas

yawn

>>76886007
is that a scat fetish meme reference?

>>76885990
2 more test tube babies born.

>>76886007
Freudian slip you cuck
>007

Leaf...Cuck Leaf

>>76885979
>that pic
wtf, this is unusually disgusting

>>76885996
kek

Why is Ronaldo using a surrogate mother? Does he not have an actual woman at his side?

Poortugal are somehow playing better without TSUU

>>76886056
Too intelligent to have sex with women

>>76886056
>letting a woman get even the slightest choice and legal leverage in the matter

He's living in the future m8

>>76886079
>somehow

Penaldo is literally dead weight who just MIGHT score, he's finished.

i hope chicharito bring honor to mehico and

.......B
.......A
B A Y E R
.......E
.......R

>>76886056
>sticking your penis inside a woman's vagina
Omg gross... you know they pee from there, right?

>>76886079
>somehow

Is this, dare I say it, a spiritless game?

>>76886056
Women are disgusting, Ronaldo is /ourguy/.

>>76886119
It's a match for third place.
At the CONFED cup.

It couldn't possibly be any less important.

>>76886095
it would be nice to have enough money to play it this way

>>76886119
No, it's filled with the ghosts of each country's pride.

>telemundo commentator calling Pepe, "Pepee"

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>>76886119
Portugal coach has plenty of spirits... (american spirits to be precise)

>>76886147
>Pride
>Mexico
>Portugal

>>76886152
how does he not know it's pronounced "Peep"

Holy fuck this mexican commentator is so fucking annoying with his disjointed english

ERA PENAL

ERA PENAL

SI ERA PENAL

ES PENAL

>>76886147
Meaning what?
Do they have some sort of historical feud or something?

ERA PENAL

ERA PENAL

Red card too?

ERA

>>76886175
tell me about it, they couldnt find one mexican commentator who can speak english properly

>>76886147
Nice pun m8

V A R
A
R

>>76886175
How hard is it to find a mexican that doesn't sound retarded?

I mean though, as bad as he is, he's still way better than any american commentator. Their cadence and "insight" is always unbearable and unfitting.

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If there is one thing to take away from this confed cup, it's that I love VAR.
Not just because it really fucks over all these cheating south americans as well as Iberia and Italy, but also because the drama around it and when decisions take long.. it's hilarious and a lot of fun.

THANK YOU BASED VAR

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>>76886165

tsu?

Rafa fucking up Mexico's shit again

>penalty
>no Penaldo
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh puto

>POORTUGAL

>POORtugal

MEMECHOA

>SILVA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AJAJAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
ANDRE POSTIGA

EHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOOO

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Porto's finishing

JUST

E RAV P E N A L

L A N E P VAR E

NO-CHOA

OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA OCHOA

>Portugal
>Penalties

Pick one

4 CONSECUTIVE PENALTIES

4 CONSECUTIVE PENALTIES

4 CONSECUTIVE PENALTIES

4 CONSECUTIVE PENALTIES

>Pentugalia

EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY STUTTER-STEP, THEY MISS
KICK WITH CONFIDENCE YOU NIGGERS

ALSO
>NANI

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>nani

Why are they that shit at pens?

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Why is Poortugal so shit at pentys

why do people still not rate ochoa?

>>76884752
Tomoyo is a miracle desu

>>76886275
Because it isn't June/July 2014 anymore

Is this game not on fucking UK TV?

Can't fucking stand this yank and spic commentators

Literally just called Ronaldo "CR7" unironically

>>76886275
he's mexican

>>76886282
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjtX1QrYW4

arraga, arraga 2

>>76886226
>german filth calling anyone cheater
fucking piece of trash you are, dive like a spaniard, play murderball like italians
"oh but we're so much better than everyone else"

no watching this on telemundo.

plebs

>spic men can't jump

>Fourtugal

Portugal seems to play better when Donaldo isn't there

>screaming after a light tap on his leg

>that dive

VAR PLEASE SAVE US

>>76886364
Literally every game stat tells you you're wrong.

>>76886364
because he's a hack that doesn't play with the team
>inb4 accused of messi autism
messi is shit too

>>76885104
money
http://www.totalsportek.com/football/confederations-cup-prize-money/

>>76886288
Nah, ITV in their infinite wisdom thought we would rather watch the fucking Tour de France for 5 hours than this.

>talking about records
>confederations cup records

wew lmao

It's a meme vs meme team episode

>>76886378
>you get 1.7 million just for getting knocked out right away in the group stage
lol
easiest money ever every single confed cup for australia

>>76886375
The only game stat you need is the one tournament win they have being won without him.

>>76886391
>canada talking anyhting about sawker

WEW LADS GET ALOAD OF THIS GUY.


kek
k

Confirmation to just throw all porto players out of the team, fill it with sporting and benfica players and portugal win world cup

>>76886404
It's not like they needed him to reach the final or anything.

do we consider that a chimpout?

>chimparito
??

>chicharito

Both goalies have been pretty good so far. Im just waiting for that inevitable Mexican choke

>>76886424
what is a suriname?

>>76886429
Exactly. If they did you might have had a point.

>>76886400
that barely covers their bar tab for the weekend

they give so much space to pepe are players afraid of him

Even if Mexico wins this, Osorio should still get fired

Was Damm's grandfather a Wehrmacht soldier?

>>76886454
Wouldn't you?

>Fabian benched again

Really hope this goes to pens again and Mexico win.

SWING and a miss!

sometimes like a finger up the bum while wanking, not that often but it's nice for an occasional treat

Is this motherfucker on telemnudo legit drunk? lmao, dude is talking about his ex-wife

>>76886454
He smells terrible

Dave Grohl wasn't offside

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>>76885979

>>76886494
would this go to ET if it's a draw at full time? can't imagine a bigger waste of anyone's time for a confed cup 3rd place playoff to go to 120 min

>>76886501
>>>/brit/

this same portugal goalie played agaisnt Chile?

>"little engine"

lmao this yank with the stealth bants calling that spic a manlet midget

>>76886503
>telemundo
When it comes to Hispanic announcers, ANYTHING'S fair game.

>>76886512
lewd

>>76886501
wash your finger first, you can get a itchy arsehole otherwise.

>hit a one man wall twice only in the 1st half

What does he mean by this?

>>76886540
he is honoring TSU's free kick ability

that motherfucker fucking facetanked that hard cross in the face and just walked it off holy shit that was hardcore

>>76886546
kek

>>76886282
>the boring memematch from the simpsons became true
wew

>>76886553
gif? Could be good.

hi where is ronaldo

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FS1 Commentator
>This is what you want in a third place match, you want it to be exciting from start to finish

>Peralta THISCLOSE to an own goal
Not the best decision there.

Is this Mexican on FS1 joking or being serious speaking like that? Are they just fucking around cos the game is pretty meaningless?

>>76886584
i think he is right and that is a good point
you dont want games to be boring

>>76886597
ees was almost a supa doopa goal eh?

>>76886597
He is apparently an icon of Mexican soccer announcing. Take the quality as you will.

Since it's half time can someone tell me which country has the better looking girls. Portugal or Mexico?

Living a couple of metro stations away from the stadium, should I go down and talk some shit after?

>>76886597
the game is completely meaningless, this is a meme cup

ronaldo saying it out loud just killed whatever was left for this match

>>76886603
The only thing missing was "ayy senorita mamacita"

>>76886583
got time-off to be with his tube-kids

>>76886512

>post it

>>76886597
Yes. His name is actually Paul Stagnykos and he's from Milwalkee. This is all just a giant racist pantomime joke mocking hispanics, all emboldened by Trump of course.

It's absolutely disgusting and we should protest this bigotry.

>>76886584
Who the fuck wants a third place match. There's a reason continental tournament's don't have it.

FIFA need to less Jewish and not bother with this shit, no one's going to remember this. I didn't even know the Confed cup had a third place match.

>>76886610
I would like to know this too, maybe someone will have to post mexican and portugese qts so we can judge properly

>>76886623

DON'T

>>76886610
they're both brown so it comes down to bunda

>>76886612

yes. definitely.
make us proud, i believe in you

>>76886634
What is it you bongs say?
"Chat shit, get ganked", or something like that?

I like how they're having fun in the match and not just going ape shit like Italy did with Germany

>*whistle*
>"AND IT'S ALLLL OVER........ the first half"

this fucking burrito i swear to dios

half time

post mexican bunda porfavor

i

>>76886663
>burrito
Nice, I'm stealing that one!

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>>76886645

>now you remember hernandez once played for Real

What was the point again?

>>76886675
Nice, that'll work.

why cant we score a damn goal?

>>76885900
lel, classic

>>76886704
Welcome to the club.

>the mexican actually looks less mexican than the american

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY

>Portugal in charge of penalties

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>>76886725
kek

yawn

at least tonight we'll get a real game...

>Portug4l

>>76886704
look>>76885900

>>76886743
Is Can gonna play today?

>>76886677
Merchandising and shirts of chicharito to the mexican market. Like Jamemes do here.

>>76886743
you spelled slaughter wrong

>>76886749
>Turkmany

>>76886159
German humor

Pretty heavy rain starting in Moscow right now.
It gonna be fun.

>>76885920
Spanish is annoying when spoken by spaniards.

Also, fun fact: Spaniards prefer us to speak portuguese (or portuñol) to them rather than english lmao

>>76885943
>portuguese
>a bastardization of spanish
a fucking clueless folha

>>76886757
I see, the owner was behind it

>>76886792
Portuguese spoken in Portugal sounds eastern european to me, nothing like Spanish desu.

Fucking Osorio what a cheeky cunt, everyone begged him to use these players all this time.
What good is it now? Hope he gets sacked.

>>76886743
It's 8 am here, with a cloudy n rainy sky, pretty comfy watching my country's football deception team.

>>76886743
ignore all german poster in this thread. they are sand niggers.

>>76886809
which cartel faction control the area you live in?

>>76886792
>Spanish is annoying when spoken by spaniards

>tf
>tl
>tp

>>76886790
Nah
It's not some F1, rain means shit

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soccer is for fags

>offsiderito

>>76886856
>uma folha
lambe-me os tomates, boi

>>76886874
>MALasia

ayyy te llaman bien hijosdeputa

>>76886874

would pay so much money for this

There's no way young Germany can beat chile's first squad right?

>>76886912
you realize they already played during the group phase?

>>76886912
Chile wins 2-1

>>76886893
it's like you're trying to speak spanish with your mouth filled with peanut butter

i guess a mouth filled with nut butter is just a portugese staple

>>76886874
lol fuck is this

>>76886805
they still prefer us to speak portuguese (or portuñol)

you won't find many spaniards who can speak el ingles and we're too stubborn to speak spanish even if we know how to, so portuñol will do it

>>76886912
based chile will win on pens

>>76886874
>mfw you just want to shitpost on /sp/ but there's girls pissing on you

do you think TSUU is watching right now?

>>76886931
You're funny with these posts acting like portuguese can even afford to leave their country keep it up hahah

>120 minutes of this

What's going to happen to Portugal when Ronaldo retires?

>a fucking leaf desperate for attention

WTF

>>76886961
gonna lose their meme status

>POORtugal

>>76886947
yeah watching deez nuts

GOOOOLLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>very poor tugal has to score against itself

SHAKING MY HEAD

ok i take that back
fill it back up with oporto

>rui patricio
>defence

USA USA

>Neto

eh lmao

>>76886948
>leaf

>poor-tugal

>Portugal conceding golos to Shitcharito

se matem, pfv

Top kek

>we couldn't score against this defense
We're fucked.

Where's Penaldo?

Portugal on suicide watch

>>76886961
They win the World Cup

>poortugal
>boortugal
>owngoaltugal
>P0RTUGA1

Meh He Koh is gonna make carne al pastor out of PORKtugal

Lads, I think im cursed. Whatever team i bet on loses. Mexico literally scored 5 seconds after i placed a bet on portugal

>>76887022
please put a bet on Germany lad, doesn't have to be alot

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>>76886056

Because he's gay.

>>76887022
how much did you just lost?

IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY IN YOUR FACE PORTUGAY

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Gol putos!
Not that it fucking matters thanks fucking Shitsorio.

>>76886846
That's a hard one m8. I live in Guadalajara, the 2nd most important city, which means we have a bunch of them. Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación, los Zetas, cartel del Golfo, the occasional shooting star cartel, etc.
Not that we can tell most of the time, as they have an arrangement with the government.
I've lived in several cities, this is truly the best one for me. Which reminds me, I gotta get me some BTC to buy cloned CCs.

>european champion

UEFA, ladies and gentleman

>>76887041
Like father like son

>Based Portugal carrying México

>pizzizzi

>can never post on this board again
please /sp/ stop laughing

>>76887047
>7-1

MEMEOCHOA

>>76887045
Im currently watching El Chapo on Netflix, pretty good, heard about the Zetas, fucking savages, where do the cloned CC's originate from?, US cards or?

What's Hugo Almeida up to these days my Portuguese friends?

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>dat fokin save

BASED MEME-O

>>76887094
stay mad, portudraw

>>76886275
I'm asking again, why do people not rate Ochoa and make fun of him constantly?

reeeee

>No Eder

You did this to yourself, Portugal

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>>76887094
QUATRO PENAIS

>>76887108
Playing in Greece and shit

sub on ronaldo

Every single time I bet. Please win Portugal.

This is so satisfying after that those shitty Euros.

>>76887116
Managed to relegate his team with a record of conceded goals

I can't believe I share the same country as Nani. Send him off already

>>76887127
do you get PTSD when you go to the dentist?

>>76886874
please post more like this

>PUTA

what did the darkie portugeseian mean by this

>(una) VELA

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>>76887123
So he plays for free?

>>76887127
What happened to the Euros is happening across all tournaments.

Copa America will have 16 teams from now on (used to be 12).
Euros will have 24. (From 16)
Asian Cup will have 24. (From 16)
World Cup is being upgraded to 48.

At least The Gold Cup is untouched.
When the mighty Curacao can qualify, you know you've got enough teams.

>>76887158
He also played in Spain

>>76887113
>>76887122
>7
>1

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is this soccer team any good?

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>>76887133
Thank based Ochoa

>>76887147
You can't say that in a christian tournament!

>>76887165
>3
>pts

>Chicharito and Pepe hugging it out at half time
>Chicharito strikes Pepe intentionally

What did Pepe tell little Pea in the tunnel?

>>76887102
It's a US vendor that ships internationally, US cards. And yeah, those guys got out of control and made ultraviolence part of cartels, before then it was pretty chill, as in, just execute the dude and be done with it, not torture him an release the videos to make enemies fear such a horrible death.

>>76887186
>Pepe
Probably just screamed at him desu

>>76887184
???

>>76887195
>before them it was pretty chill
how many mexicans believe this?

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>tfw too intelligent to play for 3rd place
>tfw too intelligent to sleep with wrenches

>>76887167
Why isn't it legal for family members to kill retard babies?

Where is Jiménez ????

>>76887221
I don't think they're retarded, just so fat their eyes are out of place

Less than 20 minutes left. I am going to lose money.

>>76887236
the one on the left is down syndrome

>>76887236
>(you)

>>76887221
as a reminder that their genes are tainted and they shouldn't try to reproduce anymore

>>76887247
>>76887248
He just looks icelandic to me

>>76887236
No, that's Down's for sure

portugal is so fucking shit

Where is Tsunaldo? Seriosuly, why isn't he playing? Did he ask for the last 10 minute sub so he can play the hero?

>>76887236
>"he looks normal to me"
>portugese

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who the fuck OKed this spic announcer for the fs1 broadcast, seriously the guy cannot speak fucking english

>>76887266
Nice reading comprehension, Zhuang.

>>76887260
he told the coach that he doesn't give a fuck about this Mickey mouse cup and went to see his newborn children

>>76887250
Good point leaf I didn't think about that

>>76887266

>>76887168
Malaga

>>76887260
He left after semi loss to see test tube babies

>the entertaining side

what the fuck is he talking about

>>76887250
More a reminder that older women shouldn't have children.

>europe is the continent with the higher number of good NTs
>portugal is the best euro team
>portugal got rekt by mexico
Concacaf confirmed for taking the WC. Are you ready for USA, Mexico or Jamaica winning the title?

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>>76887290
had to mute it, but unfortunately this is the future of our country. this guy literally got selected for this job over white guys who can actually speak english

>>76887274
>I don't think they're retarded
>down syndrome
>I don't think they're retarded
>down syndrome
>I don't think they're retarded
>down syndrome
>I don't think they're retarded
>down syndrome

Portugal. Where down syndrome isn't considered retarded, just normal.

>>76887304
>Jamaica
>winning anything other than bobsled races
Huebro pls.

>Portugal without Ronaldo

>>76887304
I was playing Max Payne 3 the other day and thoroughly enjoyed it. My favourite part was the Football Stadium.

Anyway, I hope you get shot.

how big is the influence of mexican drug cartels in mexican football?

>>76887207
Wella that came out wrong.
It's always been shit, but the kept it contained within their criminal circles. Also, I selfishly forgot about small cities/towns, in here, a major city, you can't really tell 95% of the time. But over there, narcos fucking rule. Like, paid cops, literal immunity to laws, guys telling you to have your junior high school daughter ready by noon and they they'll bring her back in a couple of days, etc.

It's better than what it was. Marginally, and aeons away from the ideal, but better. I have hope.

>>76887315
>ignoring the rest of the post to make yourself look better
Classic leaf argumenting

ERA OFFSIDE

Fuck Mexico

what is quaresma doing?

>>76887314
wait, this guy is one of the usual commentators on FS1?, i thought they just had him on because mexico were playing?

What the fuk is quaresma doing?

>>76887330
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself

>>76887330
It was pretty clear and witty to be honest. You don't happen to be a perfeclty normal looking Portuguese fellow, do you?

>>76887323
I'll probably be murdered soon, I'm black and live in a dangerous area

Quaresma a shit

>>76887317
https://youtu.be/NCjiHb6QSdk

>>76887332
How to say era penty in deutsch?

>>76887330
the rest of the post doesn't shed any more light on it, downtugal.

>>76887347
top kek
Good find!

>Quaresma

>>76887340
>swedecuck so beta he sees a boring discussion as fierce
>>76887353
Type it out, you're slow to comprehend