What did she meme by this?

I dunno about other guys, but that's a terrible idea for me. I feel like my energy gets literally drained after cumming.

>>76882881
Well you do lose test

>>76882881
It's definitely not ideal for guys.

>>76882881
yeah but being aroused...i swear to god weight lifting is 5x easier when you have a cutie with you, your body is just like yeah i got that shit

we wuz mia kangz n shieet

>>76882919
key phrase "being aroused". after cumming you literally lose all sense of purpose

>>76882881
From a qigong perspective, this is actually true. Sex drive is seen as an invisible creative force. You can harness it with a purpose. If you blow your load, your sex force goes out with it. It's fine if your purpose is for moment of pleasure, but it's certainly a waste otherwise.

where do I sign up

>>76882943
From a biology standpoint the primary function of any organism is to procreate. When you cum that function has supposed to have been fulfilled so your brain tells your body to go into sleep mode to rest until you can do it again.

Why do you think Olympic athletes have their orgies AFTER their events? Can't lose all your virility before a competition.

>>76882709

It seems like it could work for women.

>First name
>Mia

Into the trash

>>76882881
I heard male athletes don't do it before games because it makes you jelly legged. Not even masturbating.

I think she wants my dick lads

>>76883189
So do I statsy

>>76883189
bet you want her dick too hey statscunt

>>76882881
This is how Mike Tyson lost against Buster Douglas. Fuckd 2 Japanese maids before the fight.

>people in this thread talking about how having a wank after or before their LoL sessions affect their performance

>>76882709
SHE WUZ KANG AND SHIIIEEEET

>>76883529
mythbusters did this shit, men holding their hand in ice vs men doing it while women watching

can't remember the outcome though

>>76883052
>implying any of this actually happens. ever.

>>76884671
I mean it's pretty common knowledge if you play sports in general. Sex the night before, sure, but not right before a competition.

>>76882709
It be applied only woman, but not a man. Having sex before the game is mean you want to lose games.

>>76882709

>beauty

What if she were ugly? This article would not be written?

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>>76882709
>beauty
TOP KEK

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>beauty

V
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LYL

>>76882881
for girls its very different. We feel energetic after an orgasm. Imagine when you have to poop and you cant walk/eat/drink because all your energy is being drained by the fact that you want to poop? its kinda the same for us to have sex, we feel super vital afterwards

>>76882709
>mma beauty
>diarrhea colored skin

>>76882709

>MMA """""""""""""""""""""""beauty""""""""""""""""""""""

>>76882943
>not being able to go multiple rounds
Typically if you have high test, you get one quick fuck in and then go perform while aroused.

>>76885336
LONDON
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>>76885336
P E R T H
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Rhonda started loosing when it got serious with Travis....

>>76887175
>>76887193
i already have an bf & gf sorry

>>76882709
>beauty
Can we stop saying everything is beautiful and start normalizing ugliness? She's beautiful on a "for an athlete" scale.

>>76884671

Orgies may not happen that much but the Olympic village is a fuck fest, they give out free condoms to all the athletes too, in the last Olympics there were those two female divers that hated each other because one of them was shagging a guy in their room and locked the other girl out.

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>>76887210
>implying implications

>>76887219

Here is the story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/16/brazilian-diver-falls-out-with-team-mate-by-bringing-canoeist-ba/

>>76885336
tranny's don't count as girls

>>76882709
>tiring yourself out before a fight

I'm sure the website was happy to post tits on the cover, but maybe cover a smart person instead.

>>76885336
>WE

>>76885336
Is this the same Spaniard that looked at his sister and mother's vagina?

>>76882709
for women maybe, because they absorb the test from the cum

>>76883174
you should jack off or have sex sometime, it doesn't. don't know where this meme comes from aside from virgins

>>76888904

I would wager it comes from America as a way to stop kids from masturbating because it will make your hands hairy and eyes fall out like in those cheesy PSA videos from the 50's.

Ah, these people are perverse degenerates. So surprising!
They probably march in the STD pride parade as well

WE

>>76882709
maybe if you just lay there

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>>76887560
Thing i save on my pc

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>>76887219
>there were those two female divers

nice """orgies""" you got there

>>76889068
>she
It seems like she smelled her dad's dick too.

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>>76889068
>the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells

>>76889102

I did not say it was an orgy, just that there's a lot of sex at the Olympic village, in Brasil they gave out around 500,000 condoms to the athletes. I would not be surprised if there were orgies though.

You don't have to search that hard to find accounts of it from former Olympians.

http://www.espn.co.uk/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine

c-can I help you train?

>>76887131
Reddit-american virgin: the post

>>76889163
>some
>many
>at least 70-75%
>if you ask the right people you get the answers
>they say
>I won't tell any names but...

nice details you got there faggot.

>>76888888

based ali said he never came before a fight

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>>76884640

>>76889518
my absolute favourite though is

>the only thing you lack is privacy

Yet the only thing that is proven is that there have been given away 500.000 condoms.

>>76887219
After they are done with their event and people doing non-athletic events only though

>>76885336
Girls poop?

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This man doesn't believe in the "no fap" meme and only has one loss.

>>76882709
for men it's draining. for women it's invigorating. they're literal semen demons sucking your gainz away.

>BLUE jays
>wearing RED costumes

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>>76889686

>>76882709
If you're not going to roid the fastest way to gain muscle as a woman is to get pregnant over and over and over and get tons of abortions. I'm not joking google it.

>>76887428
WUZ

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>>76883174
its completely common to abstain from sex leading up to big events

the greatest sprinter of all time and most over sexed human being to ever live mario cipollini would abstain from sex and put porno pictures all over the top tube of his bike in grand tours to increase aggression

>>76887210
Lol dude stop you'd fucking stare if you saw her at the mall.

>>76889518
>>76889598

Well if you spent 2 weeks in the Olympic village and shagged a whole bunch of people, would you then name and shame them? It would not be nice to go to a journalist years later and say "Oh yeah me and the rest of the bobsled team fucked Mrs. Smith the gold medal figure skater, she took 5 dicks at once". It would probably destroy her family life and get you shunned by the Olympic community.

>>76882709
>beauty

What did they mean by this?

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>all these neckbeards pretending a sports illustrated model isn't a beauty

>>76882709
>MMA beauty
Pic unrelated?

>>76895377
>It would probably destroy her family life and get you shunned by the Olympic community.

Right. Because people never did things like that for attention whoring.

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>>76889068

Spanish civil war fucking when?

>>76883174
Can confirm. Years ago before a hockey game my gf insisted and my legs were fucked on the ice. Ending up getting a shutout but wouldnt recommend.

>>76885336
>for girls its very different

no it's not. Stop with this "let me tell you about my people" shit. You are reinforcing sexist modes of thinking.

>beauty
Wew

>>76897126
>>>tumblr

>>76884640
this

>>76884725
yes, pretty common knowledge. have you ever applied it yourself though?

>>76882881
>>76883174
High School Varsity soccer, semifinal. Fucked this girl over and over the day before, came like three times. Went to sleep at a decent time. Wasn't exhausted the next day. Felt good. Game time came around, I still felt good. Until I had to fucking sprint a few minutes in and I realized my kidneys or something were completely devoid of adrenaline. I might as well have been jogging out there. Muscle wise I was fine but I was missing some intensity. After 70 minutes I could feel that spot above my kindeys straining to pump adrenaline out. Coach took my out soon after told me he was disappointed in me for not trying out there. We won luckily and I had a chance to redeem myself, but I never fucked or masturbated the day before ever again.

>>76897311
>lying on the internet

>>76895832

You realise that you can sue somebody for naming you and revealing your sexual deeds to the public without your consent right? Most Olympians aren't millionaires so aren't going to risk it.

>>76885336
My cat does the same thing after he poops. He start to run around the house and up and down the stairs

>>76897126
You owe us a proper explanation

>>76897602
>Most Olympians aren't millionaires so aren't going to risk it.

And? So isn't a favela hooker, yet this didn't stop her from telling everyone that she fucked Bolt. What's your point anyways?

Believe what you want the whole story is one big fat lie to raise attention of the Olympics among tabloid readers, people who otherwise would show no interest in this entire event.
And those "insiders" who "confirm" this are washed up attention whores who just play the game to keep a foot in business.

>>76897742
besides pregnancy, period side-effects, multiple orgasms and some specific changes during old age, women are just like men.

>>76897876
>he can't have multiple orgasms

lmao

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>>76895648

>>76897865
shut the fuck up

>>76885336
This is wrong.
You're actually getting MORE frustrated.
Because one orgasm is not the end of arousal for a female. So having one orgasm "energizes" you like getting hard energizes a man.

In order to feel satiated and want to roll over and go to sleep you must have multiple orgasms. Only then will you feel what men feel when they cum once or twice.

Sleep with a man who can get you off as many times as you can handle and you will not feel "energetic" afterwards. You will feel like you're ready to die in peace.

>>76885336
this is just sluts trying to justify being a slut.

>>76882709

>>76889068
How does he know this shit?

>>76900596
Very open family

>>76898053
My gf gets really sleepy and loses her energy after just one, by the third or so one she just rolls over and dies lol
That's the trick with women, you're so individiual you never know what you will get

>>76900936
can confirm. some girls are far worse than guys. i would never believe it was me who had to beg for coudles afterwards.

>>76882709
>mma
She's literally more popular for taking off her clothes now

>>76882919
That's because test helps you lift

wouldn't sex give a girl test while a man gets a test dump or gets femmestorone rush after orgasm

>>76882881
Well its meant to be pent up so u can fight. When u release its for mating only
The teo purposes of testosterone

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>>76904173

>now

It's fake news, she's never fought in mma, her record is 1-0 in Muay Thai.

Also, she's just parroting what Ronda said.

>>76904701
>>76904821
damn i'm almost a doctor..

This thread is still here?

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>>76904974
so it seems.

>>76905028
Mark?

>>76905093
i'm not mark. mark is over there -->

>>76882709
You need to rub one out before any intense situation. Everyone knows that.

>>76882919
I was lifting when the Gus - Texiera fight was on and I was doing more than I normally could. My heart was beating and I was hyped.

>>76887239
Brazil was a mistake.

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>>76904821
>women steal testosterone and the male essence during sex
female genocide WHEN

It's true. The increase in testosterone is what does it. I swallow tonnes of my teammates cum before a game solely for this reason.

Used to date an athlete at pro level ranking

Yep she liked to get sum fuk before the day of the competition. Good times.

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>>76906118
>anon spreaded those Garbine gams out wide and power fucked her with his thick chorizo until he pumped her full of his man-aioli
you lucky bastard

Ronda Rousey said this shit on Conan like 5 years ago. Says it ups your testosterone.

>>76900909
the mother isn't very open

>>76908214
she was to me last night m8