/nrl/ - Daly Cherry-Evans Edition

Sean is fat lmao

2nd for Manly is a lovely place to live free of litter, mostly white and therefore free of crime

walkcunt

WalkGOD

CUNT GUTHERSON

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Daily reminder that there was (((insufficent evidence))) to award the try

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Daly reminder that Daly Cherry-Evans has a well spoken manner and respects the game

t. walkcunt

Can a manly poster give me a quick run down on dce please

Anyone got the Cooper Cronk Eminem lyrics?

>>76877101
Here you m8

- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football

This is the complete quick rundown on DCE:

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him

>>76877110
seconding this

walkgodddddddd

Complete list

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football

Take me back to 2014 when Matt was relentlessly shitting on DCE and Manly

No, fuck matt.

>LE FUGG LE MADD XDXD

DCElite

Daly Cherry-Evans.

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What what you bring to DCELITE's party lads?

>>76877753
A 2017 Queensland jersey because he's not going to get one

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Anyone else watching the boxing?

Daly would be mate

>>76878613
Wheres a stream?

>>76878662
Don't see anyone streaming on facebook like GreenvMundine. That was a fun night

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Excellent posts

Just gave myself 16 (You)'s lads

>>76878709
yeah that was funny as fuck

Trent Hodkinson is back lads. Remember that time he dance around DCE to end the streak? Good times

At the game m8s. Knights got this today.

people across the road are playing loud music lads and it woke me up

Playing some music before the footy is on lads.

LMAO my smelly fat manlet neighbour is playing k pop again lads

My skinny malnurished weird neighour is yelling at me but I can't hear him because of my good taste in music.

Knights SHOULD win this but they won't

Tipping based RC will be correct on his prediction today lads

>he isnt watching packey-ow vs Jeff "elite" Horn

>lets wear the same colours as our opposition team
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76879984
Biggest crowd suncorp has seen in years

>>76880049
statistically not true, not even a good sledge.

He's a kiwi what did you expect

>poocastle

Knights edge defenders are quite literally braindead in defence

>no advantage

Get fucked. Fucking refball.

fight is on twitch TV lads

>Knights getting BTFO by refs at home

kek, there's no escape

>be shitty team
>always get fucked up the arse by the refs still

BAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

This match is a fucking joke

>>76880370
clown

The knights are a fucking joke

/boxing/488428/4/battle-of-brisbane-:-manny-pacquiao-vs-jeff-horn-live-stream-online.html

>>76880586
absolutely perfect post

>>76880586
it's on twitch...don't go to a dodgy site

>twitch
>not dodgy
kek

>Pacquiao red and blue
>Horn orange and black

It's a sign

>>76880638
are you really scared of going to twitch

KEK

>underage kiddie desperately defending twitch
kek

>>76880653
>tigers are wnning
>horn will win

This boxing is weird, there is no ball but lots of biffo

imagine getting exposed as somebody who's too scared to go to twitch and you desperately act tough to defend it LOL

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10/10 in brissy lads

>even the ref is all bloody

>yes goy, pls use our twitch stream
kek

harsh call

it's literally free you idiot
KEK. Pathetic

>ooh yes goy, we're not making any money from this, heh heh

>watch some of the boxing go back to the footy and it's 0-20
kek

KEK

K E K

Worst Knights team ever confirmed

it's on free to air tv n the US and I'm watching it on that holy shit you're stupid

>>76880949
pooasslel are getting HORNED

>yes goy, i assure you (((we))) are providing this twitch™ stream for free, heh

>he thinks you need to pay money to watch twitch
underage please go

>yes goy, i can assure you we don't make any money from this, pls use our (((twitch))) stream

underage please go

>loses the argument
>starts posting /pol/ memes
pathetic

>ooh yes goy, (((we))) won! have this """"""""""""""free""""""""" twitch™ stream as a prize, heh heh

Going to do a poo lads

that doesn't even make sense
you've lost it

This underage twitch poofter is losing the plot lads.

>>76881172
it will grow up to be a fine twitch stream some day

>>76881223
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>76881223
kek

>>76881223
Shame my poo won't make any money off it though. Poo is leaving my bum as I type this.

FLIP GOT FLIPPED

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

JEFF THE HORNESS HORN

hear my neighbours cheering whats going on?

>midget boxing
KEK

let us know when poopeelia produces a heavyweight contender

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FILIPINOS ARE FLIPPING

why the fuck are people talking about boxing in here

there are threads for this

fuck, wish I was the melb central pub

Americans freaking out KEK

Just invited some poofta kid to suck my cock at the central melb pub but he said he couldn't make it lads

>POOCASTLE

fuck australia and fuck white people

thread is starting to stink

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>>76881912
great contribution to the thread faggot

At least the Knights used to be shit with decent attacking options
Now they're just shit in every regard

Smells like BO in here. Fucking australians should learn how to use a shower

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>Tedesco is out so Newcastle will win

>>76882095
Real Knights supporters knew they had no chance

Barnett on confused and lacking in ball watch

>>76877285

Also:

- loves a pinga

COMEBACK

COMEBACK

THAT WAS NOT A KNOCK ON

KEK

CAN'T CATCH A BREAK

>>76882259
DCE does NOT take drugs because his based mum told him they're bad

GOATgai

GOATGAI

Would almost be decent if they weren't fucking 24 down

>>76882303

But he plays rugby league. They love drugs. He's probably on the nod right now.

>>76882352
WRONG. mum said no. DCE would NOT lie to mum. he's a nice bloke

1. Inglis
2. Johnston
3. Gagai
4. Hunt
5. Some shitter

Implying this backline isn't elite

>>76882492
who will the shitter be?

smells like BO in here

>>76882502
Probably Braidon Burns or Robert Jennings

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

>>76882492

Gagai will be playing outside Crichton too. South Sydney's right edge should be elite in theory.

eww, a poo peelander just replied to me

Just remembered that NRL is a sport lads

gonna lose my SC matchup lads
gonna kms lads
not gonna be in the 8 lads

just realised it isn't

>>76882760
if this is cowbucks, you'll be winning this week

Michael Morgan - 149 points

>tfw Russell Crowe will never be your dad

it's a ""sport"" for (((real men)))

whats the score lads

Who 3/7 here

>>76882814
987-931

>>76882781
no I won't kek
you got 4 players left I got 3

>>76882831
just changed my captain to goylan, lad

5/7 here lads
>tipped poocastle last week
>tipped poocastle this week
will never tip them again

>>76882848
kek Tbh

>4pm """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kick off""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

autsimed myself out of a root last night lads

>>76882884
based walkie

Just pretended anyone in the world cares about two manlets bitchslapping each other lads

no it's me sean

>>76882927
is farah playing?

>>76882945
no, but he's on the field

>70% of people think Cook should start over Farah

Sick of casuals invading our game lads

https://www.dailymercury.com.au/news/big-read-coal-miner-hailed-hero-after-massive-comp/3195688/

https://www.dailymercury.com.au/news/porters-acquires-woodmans-mitre-10-stores/3169201/

>these jerseys

>4pm kick off

Why are souths wearing panthers jerseys

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>>76882867

Why are the panthers wearing western suburbs magpies jerseys?

is every week abo week for the nrl?

why are the panther?

Why am I wearing women's clothing

>>76883037
Every week is the week for the indigenous people of Australia for this is their country and we are their guests. Please remember this.

>>76883022
>mfw thinking about all the girlfriends and wives of my new teammates

>taking the poo

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>>76883057
based walkie

>the grass is still stuffed from the origin game

Why doesn't joey just go unretire for the knights

your mum is stuffed with the muh dick game

>>76883129
drug testing

forward pass by a mile

>ad about cutting your dick off
What did they mean by this

29 year old virgin broncucks customer here lads

>>76883155
what

>adam reynolds is injured
Never heard that before

based sammy

Sammy BTFOing everyone

refball'd

Literally 4 poorith players should have been binned there and surgess should still be on the field

Hey guys, why are the crowds dropping every year?

>getting penalty'd for BTFOing the opponent

>>76883229
nah its just the stadium getting bigger each year.

based refs pushing the penrith premiers narrative

>goylan
LMAO

>>76883226
I hate the retard burgess but I agree

ELITE assist by Matt Moylan

Does the 3rd man in rule not count when 5 people jump sammy at the same time?

>Make a great tackle
>Guy pushes you off
>People rush in on you for no reason
>defend yourself
>get sin binned for it

We don't deserve guys like Sam Burgess in this game lads. Also is nobody going to mention how that should have been a knock on?

>>76883261
Nothing counts if you have the narrative behind you
Poorith had at least two guys throwing spicy bangers but no replay has had that camera angle, only Burgess' hair brushes

>>76883265
he got binn'd for the slaps which is fair enough. DWZ shouldn't have been binned, but the 2 poorith instigators should have

>>76876369
Based reality check

>>76881223
kek

Burgess needs to stop doing the retarded shoulder drop thing he does on guys on the ground because he gets penalised for it every time

walkcunt

>>76883313
thats not what he got penalised for

Poothers literally crying every time a Souths player tackles them hard

moylan is p bad 2bh

>poomou

>>76883321
If he hadn't done it, none of what happened would have happened and it happens every time

>>76883313
absolutely elite analysis

based sammy

>poosour

Doesn't Mansour know how to jump?

Mansour? More like Manlet

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>>76883379
white guys can't fly

How does based Gummi bears just keep winning?

Pathetic penrith

kek

KEK

K E K

based walkbro

>>76883404
It's alright m8. I'll take him down.

wasn't a shoulder charge

>poonrith were the favourites
what did the bookies mean by this

>pooriths

kek

KEK

K E K

KEK

kek

24-0 run

thats some elite falling over the line from a fall over the line specialist

KEK
Even God hates Poorith

>>76883482
elite analysis

>poocastle

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Based face that runs the place back in form lads

>>76883509
they did they put a pillow on the cover

>>76883385
>mansour
>white

GOATcastle dynasty WILL begin next weekend

>>76883523
Nice english. Please consider deleting that and trying again

Based Michael Ennis dropping elite truthies

>tfw you'll never make it to broken hill

Just killed and buried two faggots in the bush that were heading to broken hill lads

Daly just called and asked to buy a gram labs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB4znOVsfnA

>>76883644
Don't you blaspheme in the house of Daly you cunt.

Somebody needs to send anthony griffin the beyond blue details

now thats some damn good falling over the line lads

Just how does he do it?

Can he break Merritts record lads

KEK

it was all pooylans fault

Jesus christ rusty is fat

How can a team be this awful

>Le face of the game man

>there's still half an hour to go

Based Gladiator man

there is only one win between 2nd and 6th

>Knights perform one of their worst game in two years
>Poorith overshadows them next game

Knights on never getting fixed because someone is always worse on the day watch

reminder me tipped the knights and the panthers was just a test and I actually tipped them to lose lol looks like i'm 8/8 AGAIN this week

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Based streme

poouffs haven't even been playing well either lmao

>>76883744
>RC
>not tipping his team

gettaloadofthisdickhead

>>76883092
elite analysis

will the Panthers come back? Predicting no.

>>76883795
Panthers to score 3 times.

why is sam burgess playing in the centres?

Did Russell eat one of his sons

just lost my sc matchup due to changing my captain from surgess to goylan lads

ALEX JOHNSTON IS AN ELITE PLAYER

absolutely elite

WE WANT 6

WE WANT 6

WE WANT 6

>>76883801
Glad-He-Ate-Her

based reality sex

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He's a big guy.

Premiership contenders on not making the 8 watch

>>76883821
he's cultivating mass

>Falling over the line from 50m out

Impressive

penrith qt detected

>>76883831
elite analysis

>>76883825
This.

>42-0 run

I could demolish an oak rn lads

is it too early to use the "E" word on Alex Johnston?
Is he, dare I say it lads, is he E...

>pooylan

Based Moylan

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QT spy for the bunnies lads

>dogs knights
gonna be a sonnzefest lads

Really want 6 but I expect to be disappointed lads

>>76883849
did TMM root her lads?

>>76883855
he is going to get 7 for da abos

Really want sex but I expect to be disappointed lads

>>76883855
watch based sammy get in the clear, over the line then passing unmarked for aj to get 6

>>76883849
I can easily imagine how vapid her twitter and instagram are

Really want to put a dildo up me bum but I expect to be pleasantly surprised

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>>76883869

PLEASE GET 6

Why is kfc racist against newcastle in their ad

>>76883866
>tfw had great sex 3 times in the past 24 hours.

>>76883880
refs hating on a brother AGAIN

>Hand motioning backwards
>Ball rolls backwards
>Knock on

????

>>76883866
I've had a lot of sex, I'll tell you hwat

Why do these white boys keep dropping the ball

>>76883903
Because you're a poof

every 3rd pass cleary does is forward

Where is the based femtouchie lads?

RoosterGOD, lads.

>>76883912
Saw blonde one the other day haven't seen BFT in ages.

>>76883903
Because they can't compete

>6-6 all penalty count
>lose by 40

kek

>>76883943
shotgun

>worse burgess ruins everything as usual

Is the Raiders v Panthers grand final still happening lads?

>Blake Ferguson is set to move in with Anthony Mundine following the Origin series after the breakdown of Ferguson's relationship with the mother of his two kids, Bianca Menniti.

>>76883956
I'll have to listen to the 'Six Tackles with Gus' podcast before I make up my mind about this

Based Sammy.

Doing a big poo lads

jesus christ pooylan

Sam Burgess

Is Sam Burgess the fastest man in league?

awwwwwwww Moylan is trying to play 1st grade footy :3

Sam

Thiaday

gummi bears BTFO

B

>>76883982
Why do I always laugh at these posts.

>tfw no 6

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Footy is over.

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

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>>76884024
That's what happens when you have male referees that make incorrect rulings

>>76884024
You can thank the refs for that for calling a knock back a knock on

>"Our attack struggled but I wouldn't say it was Trent Hodkinson's fault.
>"It was definitely our worst performance this year, without a doubt."

Brownie on fucking delusional retard watch

>>76876369
league is dead, every club is going under and crowd support is fucking dismal.a normal afl match and even soccer get the same numbers as leagues showpiece 'origin' (Papalli, real Queensland boy there, unless you consider the south pacific queensland)
Commentators are just as bad, Joey Johns is the dumbest cunt Ive ever had the dishonor of meeting, how anyone sits through that moron commentating is beyond me.
Literally the rape game and dead, if you watched any of those overgrown babies wearing nappies over watching Jeff Horn take the world title you're as unaustralian as rugby league.

(considering you're watching an english game filled with islanders and sandniggers)
disgusting game supported by inbreeders
(seriously, go to any rugby league match, you'll think every special bus in the country just dumped every retard at the gates)

>>76884022
Geniuses think alike

>>76884056
I agree. It's sad. I miss prime nrl (1999-2006)

Why don't they every put up temporary seating when they play rugby league or even soccer at a round stadium?

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>>76884056
>fug le joey

shockingly poor post

>>76884076
Based Daley lads.

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Laurie Daley Cherry Evans

Got paid $853 on Thursday. Of that, I now have $40.19 left.

Just accidentally revealed that I am mentally challenged by admitting to watching the "sport" of boxing lads

DCE is OVERRATED

>>76884089
Based steam sales

>>76884056
it's just the 9 sydney clubs taking fans away from eachother. that and the dogshit prices.

there were 20000 people at the knights game today

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>>76884110
19531

Malcolm Jewbull isn't gonna be PM for much longer lads

Reminder that George Pell is innocent and the current Antipope Francis is using him as a scapegoat.

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>>76884079
but he talks like he has a peg on his nose, talks through his nose, sounds and acts drunk, and delivers his ''''masterful'''' insights in classic monotone drawl.
He's terrible and one of the reasons league is dying, who wants to listen to that annoying speed freak for the length of a game?

>>76884121
honestly why do we even have a prime minister

>>76884131
So we can serve Israel more efficiently.

>>76884136
what's wrong with israel

Jessica Yates has beautiful breasts

>>76884110
kek I saw the crowd. they must be counting people that glance sideways at the stadium walking past and workers

>>76884144
we don't take kindly to the objectification of women around here

Is Nathan Brown the most delusional coach in the NRL?

Got my ID scanned last night lads.

>>76884149
It's an NRL thread lad. Rape is welcome here

Rose a few more places lads. Firmly under the radar and sneaking into the 8.

>>76884142
it exists

>>76884175
Wrong newbie. /nrl/* is family friendly.