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>>76875311
don't call me a fag

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>Tfw your pretty good career numbers are about to tank

>rags

>>76875351
I believe in McAndre Flurry.

>>76875403
I still can't believe that Rags meme is still alive and kicking. Is that city made from honey and players are honeybees or something?

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>>76875463

Maybe they shouldn't >rags annually

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Flyersbros, redpill me on Steve Mason.

https://www.nhl.com/goldenknights/news/golden-knights-sign-six-free-agents-trade-emelin-to-nashville/c-290257380

>>76875461
How has McDonalds not sponsored and made that?

>>76875663
mcdonalds has standards

>>76875713
>marketable personality and name
>3 time champion

They sponsor Doughty. They obviously dont have standards

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>player is bad
>sign him long term

>>76875351
They already started tanking this year, people forget how shitty he was in the regular season. I don't understand the idea that he would be a good foundation for Vegas.

>>76875606
From what I'm hearing he's essentially the same as Elliott but more expensive.
Up and down career, had some great stretches with flyers but could never sustain high level of play for more than a month or two. A lot of flyers fans are upset he's gone because they only pay attention to the good stretches he had, but I'm not particularly upset since whoever took him would have to overpay like crazy, which winnipeg did.
Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXGm3GtrOuo

>>76874992
1st overall next season, and 10+ draft picks.. All part of the plan

>>76875463
There is something called Scourge that kills every insect. Maybe we should fog new York with it.

t. Mosquito genocider

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>tfw the only player left on your team that made your girlpenis hard has been traded

>>76875946
>larping as trap

>>76875946
Lmao girls don't have peepees

>>76876007
what do you mean by this

>>76875946
Is that a trap?
Unfair

>>76876007
that's true, but some of them do

>>76876049
of course not. people on 4chan have started to post women and pretending they are men.

>>76876077
that's true, but that is a man

>>76876049
ya. that is a trap much like the hybrid neutral zone clogging defensive system the ottawa senators deployed this past season under head coach guy boucher

>>76876077
That is confusing

>>76876113
Clever!

Any news about Draisaitl and Marleau?

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dubbs and marleau signs in boston

>>76876247
Dubs and he signs with the Leafs

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Is he Cell key material?

>>76876229
no but I wouldn't get concerned about RFAs until arbitration deadlines and shit come up, no real rush yet

>>76876247
Dubs and he signs with Panthers.

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why do you guys even try, you're shit at this

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>>76876334

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>>76876466
that post isn't the same numbnuts

>No news on Jagr
Sad!

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>Bernier gone to colorado
>no one too major taken by vegas
>Cam Fowler signed for 8 years
>young lines have playoff exp now
>veterans like Getz, Kesler, and Eaves still have a few years
>young new goalers obtained
>perry might be done though
its gonna be another good year next season

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>>76876731
Godspeed Ducksbro. We were so close to a 2007 rematch this year.

>>76876762
are you seriously wasting your vacation posting on /hoc/?

>>76876731

>Every year
>Same shitposts
>Same shitty leadership that leads to the same failure

Lmao yeah okay bud

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>>76876788
Yes.

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>>76876762
I was hoping for it so much but bernier pulled a bernier and ottawa lost on a coin flip game. Maybe next year. Hoping for a sens/bolts ECF
>>76876790
Injuries killed the ducks this year. They would have won the cup if gibson could have stayed. Bernier literally handed nashville game 6. Getz is a great C. Perry needs to retire tho.

>>76876731
>Perry might be done though
That's a fair 'loss' though? Won't the Ducks need more depth in the offense, to be considered a serious threat?

>>76876886
Hes a presence but not significant. They have enough depth to let him go desu and its just age he's been slowly dropping off year after year.

Vegas should sign Jagr for the memes

>>76877056
Jagr has a massive gambling problem. There's no way he goes there.

>>76877074
Source?

>>76876886
>Getz, eavs, rakell, Fowler, lindholm cogliano
Ducks have pretty good depth on offense

>>76876731
I know, you'll get to lose to Nashville in the playoffs AGAIN. Truly must be exciting to be a cucks fan.

>>76877308
Nashville is already fucking themselves in the ass this off season. 1st round exit desu. This was their window

>>76875826

What are you paying Elliott there?

>>76875824
best goalie available, and also they took a younger back up that can carry about half the load.

>>76876731
Ryan Miller was a great signing. Gibson about to get proper mentorship. Who cares if Miller is at the end, picking his brain will be ultra valuable for their other tenders.

>>76877351
Nashville has a wide open window though. Adding bonnino helps them out with players like sissons and fiala, and they still have a stacked defense. They'll be contenders for at least 3 years

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>Isles trade verhaegae to lightning for gudlevskis
>We get another goalie
>Sorokin and soderstrom should be coming up by next season
>Halak and greiss' contracts are up by the end of the season


What the fuck is snow doing?

>>76877721
I expect they are about to do a trade for Matt Duchene. The Emelin trade is curious timing considering they've been on the phone for duchene the past couple weeks.

A defensemen will be involved, possibly Eckholm or Ellis. It may also involve some other pieces from both teams.

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>>76877748

>>76877664
Gibson was already lights out and hes young with proper teaching he'll be putching shutouts on the regular

>>76877811
Ryan Miller was an absolute stud in his youth. He basically carried the Team USA for awhile.

Gibson is good but he hasn't hit Miller tier yet, though the hope is their especially with acquiring Miller.

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>>76875562
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

EVERY. TIME

>>76877840
I just hope he stays healthy desu, but a Miller-Gibson tandem? Plus the ducks solid D. Goals will be hard to come by.

>>76877768
They'd be dumb to get rid of ekholm and Ellis. Maybe fabbro could be gone, but then again, he's their future. The preds shouldn't go after duchene, even if he means more offense. I think Ottawa or Carolina should seek to get him, especially Carolina with their prospects trove

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>>76877790
thanks senpai

>>76877886
not both, one or the other.
They aren't happy to do it, but they need to beef up their top lines and the Avs are asking for a top 4 defensemen.

Poile was saying no way, but as the market has soured he traded for a guy Subban has played with before. Which means one of the other guys can be moved now. Nobody knows which one it will be, or what all pieces will be involved but it certainly seems Poile is getting close to pulling the trigger.

Duchene would be a true #2 center and Bonino would be a true #3. Its clear Poile is copying Pittsburgh and getting sexy down center ice.

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Benn - Seguin - Radulov
Janmark - Spezza - Nichuskin
Roussel - Hanzal - Faksa
McKenzie - Shore - Cracknell

Methot - Klingberg
Hamhuis - Honka
Lindell - Johns

Bishop
Lehtonen

Hitchcock

Are we, dare I say, back?

>>76878023
Heres hoping for a ducks/stars round 2

>>76878023
Most improved team in the league, but still only a #5 seed at best.

>>76878023

>One defensive pairing worth note
>Finnish goaltending

Swept in 5 in first round.

>>76878129
Bishop isnt finnish you collossal faggot

>>76878136

Having a singular Finnish goaltender is a recipe for disaster. Their dogshit meming rubs off on the other goalie, always.

Hopefully Murray is immune.

>>76878165
Thats not how finnish goaltending works. The only way it does is if bishop gets injured in playoffs and cant play

>>76878188

Lad, I know it's your first year watching hockey, but the only team to ever win anything with Finnish goaltending was the 2010 Blackhawks and that was only because Leighton and Boucher were even worse.

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>>76878023
>that defense

>>76878211
Except they wont be using finnish goaltending

>>76878023
They'll be a very decent team come playoffs. If they can have a solid defense, they're e set

>>76878239

Doesn't matter, where there's a Finn, there's extra goals going in.

>>76878165
Pittsburgh fucked up a lot.
The only good thing they've done is resign Schultz.

>Niemi
>Hunwick (for THREE years)
>no more Kunitz timely magic/ gay sex with Crosby in the locker room
its like they dont want to 3peat.

>Kari lettin' em in

>>76878269
Tbf no one wants a threepeat. Only reason anyone wanted a repeat was to cuck shitcago.

>>76878269
Who the hell knows if they can do it. Pens still have that grit in their lineup with people like archibald and rowney

>>76878269
Pretty sure they'll be okay.

>>76878305
>Leht3in
>ne2mi
>an empty fuck1ng net

>>76878269
damn you're mad

>>76878023
Still a glass cannon, will make the playoffs though

>>76878311
Im not a Pitt fan, but I am surprised at the intentional gaffs they are making.

That defense depth is taking a big hit, especially if Schultz or Letang miss a lot of games as they are prone to do.
Then letting Bonino and Kunitz go and taking the worst goalie in free agency as a back up for a goalie that has also missed time.

Yikes, that team is getting very shallow. A couple injuries and they will get fucked.

>>76878269

Hunwick is better than Hansey and signed cheaper.

Kunitz was nearly a non-contributor during the 2017 cup run.

Losing Bonino is the worst part. Niemi will probably play a lot of games to keep Murray fresh for the playoffs. Hopefully he doesn't shit the bed too much. Would still like to see a couple of centers.

>>76878023
>Klingberg on the 1st pairing

Can that faggot even play defense? over 50% of his ToI is OZ and power play.

Or is it gonna be one of those teams that only plays offense and completely ignores defense? Then shit team regardless.

>>76877664
I would rather take a chance on a guy like Grubauer or Raanta than think I can fix Fleury

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>Take vacation in canada
>Get mugged by brown cab driver
>Go to Newfoundland
>Beaten by alcoholic inbred on a rampage
>Finally escape to BC
>Get run over by chinaman

This country is fucking gay.

>>76878407
Im not seeing a down side m8 fuck da pens

Pulju+2nd round pick for draisaitl?

>>76878417
>Niemi
>not shitting the bed
>daley gone too
Thin roster is thin.

>>76878431
those guys are untested back ups who havent been that great even in the role of back up.

Fluery has the best athleticism and overall ceiling. He is just also prone to morale swings.

>>76878407
The only thing that's going for them is their depth on the bottom 6. I'd be suprised if they make it past the second round without guys like Daley, bonnino, fleury, and hainsey, and replacing them with someone like reaves only spells disaster

>>76878495
Should have went to Montreal. Frogs are retarded, but harmless.

>>76878417
Kunitz sent you guys to the finals...

>>76878566

R A R E
A
R
E

>>76878528

Niemi only has to not shit the bed for 50% of his starts. Between Schultz, Letang, and Dumoulin the Penguins will be fine on defense.

Bluejackets are god Damn elite

>>76877768
They don't need duchene I full expect the bluejackets to get him

>>76878528
Ruhwedel is unironically better than daley and has already been re-signed. Hainsey and Hunwick is just a swap and I'd take Hunwick over Hainsey. The only real bad loss is Bonino, but they're likely trading for a 3c. Niemi is only a concern if Murray gets hurt

>>76878407
Pitt is a college

>>76878592
in the regular season maybe, but you can't win in the playoffs on 3 serviceable defensemen.

And if Murray misses any time in the playoffs they will get swept.
>3 defensemen having to defend Niemi in the playoffs.
Idc if Crosby and Malkin alternate hat tricks every game they will still get swept.

>>76878576
>this casual faggot only watches highlights

>>76878652
dumo, hunwick, schultz, letang, cole. and if murray misses time jarry will come up and be the starter

>>76878633
Very good anon, but it's also a city.

>>76878691
no it's not. it's about the easiest way to spot a casual

>>76878652
No Letang. Revolving door of Maatta, Schultz, and Daley thanks to injuries... Pens STILL won the Cup. The Pens basically only had Cole for consistency during this last run and Chad Ruhwedel.

>>76878711
Your autism is showing m8

>>76878687
>Letang gets gay super aids again
>Schultz falls on his shoulder
what happens then? do they win anyway like last year?
nooopppeeee

I understand fans have to have hope, but your roster is thin. Unless they acquire a bunch of guys at the deadline specifically for the playoffs I dont see them even making the ECF.

2nd round exit most likely.

>>76878630
They need Duchene or at least someone like him (Galchenyuk, RNH?) but not at the cost of one of the top 4

>>76878724
you must be new to sports

>>76878654
He still played well for you guys regardless....

>>76878735
>>Letang gets gay super aids again
>>Schultz falls on his shoulder
>what happens then? do they win anyway like last year?
>nooopppeeee
that's literally what happened this year and they handled it just fine. and you're so casual you don't even know about their forward depth. loving your tears though

>>76878741
Says the one who just started watching this summer :^)

>>76878718
guys like Mark Streit stepped in and played ok.
Hainsey was pretty reliable.

Depth they no longer have.

>>76878763
>He still played well for you guys regardless
>less than 30 points
>15 minutes of ice time
>career worst shooting percentage
yeah I guess he was ok for a 4th liner.

>>76878652
You can if you're the penguins because they already have. defense isn't a concern at all right now, they've got enough guys there. forward depth however IS. Losing Bones already, and likely Cullen is rough. Even if they trade for one they're left hoping that Cullen does not retire or else they need to find someone or bump someone from wilkes-barre up and they just traded Sundqvist away.

anyone who thinks losing cullen and bonino, guys who take defensive zone faceoffs, kill penalties, and in bonino's case block shots is tough. I'm not sure there are any centers available that bring the same value at this point

>>76878787
it's july 1st. streit joined them at training camp and hainsey joined at the trade deadline. literally the same situation as last year. delicious tears though

>>76878769
see
>>76878787

>he so casual he thinks forwards are more important than defense in the playoffs.
k, explain Nashville with Johansen still blowing you out in two games. You should have swept them. Instead they beat you 5-1 and 4-1.
Seems like defense matters, even garbage fowards can score on bad defense.

>>76878850
without*

>>76878850
see
>>76878843
k. explain the penguins won the cup.
Seems like the penguins are good and that matters.

>>76878850
Preds did have the better defense though, but those games in Pittsburgh were horrendous

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you LITERALLY can't stop us this year

>>76878850
Preds would have swept them if not for
>finnish goaltending

>>76878839
sundqvist is so bad carter rowney was getting NHL minutes over him. not worried. bonino was hurt in the finals and even if cullen comes back he won't be as good so that does hurt but everyone in the league wants to go to the pens now so they might get something to work

>>76878839
Sundqvist is a bust. It's stupid because there's an embarrassment of riches in forwards but they're all fucking wingers. I'm guessing some are going to be used to trade

>>76878874
They were good and deep.

Now they are shallow and can expect a 2nd round exit and lower seeding. Niemi isn't going to win games for you like Fluery did.
The dude has a .890 sv% and a 3.30 goals against average in his most recent season. Even struggling Fluery is better than that.

You don't have the depth to survive any injuries anymore. You let it all walk.
>but the deadline!
sure, you could trade away even more of your future at the deadline every year. But you'll become the Washington Crapitals eventually with that strategy.

>>76878974
>Now they are shallow and can expect a 2nd round exit and lower seeding. Niemi isn't going to win games for you like Fluery did.
so your whole argument is that their starting goalie is going to get hurt? yeah if you say that about every single team except last year's pens, it would be true.

>>76878974
>You don't have the depth to survive any injuries anymore. You let it all walk.
tell me what depth is gone? look up bengtsson, aston-reese, jarry, and sprong. sprong almost made the roster this season out of training camp and got lymes disease. jarry might be the best goalie prospect in the whole league.

You keep saying >you because you're the fat faggot that likes the predditors that can't even fucking skate. do not try to talk to me about hockey you fucking faggot.
>trade away your future
damn you literally don't know anything

>>76878974
>But you'll become the Washington Crapitals eventually with that strategy.
retard

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>y-you won't repeat
>y-you won't threepeat

>>76879151
3 Stanley Cups
2 Olympic Gold Medals
1 WChamp Gold
1 WCup Gold
A ton of other shit...

Is Crosby going to be the most decorated player of all time by the time he retires?

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>>76879151
He's going to lose to the isles in the second round. Just like Lemieux and jagr in 1993

>>76879218
>islels

Besides Johnny T I can't think of another player on their team. Missing playoffs by 5-10 points confirmed.

>>76879336
They aren't missing it. Ho sang, barzal, beuvillair and pulock will lead a great offense into the playoffs with Tavares, eberle, and holmström 2.0 in Tavares. They were 1 point out just because of the leafs beating you guys

>>76879336
They only missed by 1 last year and were probably worse Nigga

>>76879353
>Homlström 2.0 in Tavares

Meant to say lee

Why the fuck did we sign kunitz. Yzerman is a goddamn moron

>>76879355
I think they finally got better by getting rid of capuano as coach. If they fired him in December, they would have made it

>>76879353
I've seen ho sang play in person multiple times, unlike you. he's a great fucking skater and will make it in the nhl because of that. faggot has no idea where he should be on the ice ever and nothing else stands out otherwise

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>>76879353

>holmström 2.0 in Tavares

People who think there will ever be another Homer probably didn't watch him desu.

>>76879415
See this
>>76879374

>>76879399
Girardi signing is even worse.

>>76879444
Everyone overpaid for defense today honestly. I don't understand. Most of the money average to mediocre dmen got today was outrageous

>>76878738
They have ryjo, the jackets need a center

>>76879547
right handed dmen are always way overpaid. lefty autists got mad and bargained hard

>>76879547
>mfw that alzner deal
HE. CAN'T. SCORE. It doesn't address Montreal's biggest issue

>loserpeg going to playoffs
Kek

>>76879638
They can do it

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>>76879661
LMAO HAHAHAHHAHHAJAHAHAHJAJAHAHAHHAHAHAH CANADA CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

>>76879675
All the canadian teams will make the playoffs this year

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>>76879722
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>76879722
Does that make Vancouver not canadian then?

>>76879722
Literally impossible for vancouver to make the ploffs

>>76879722
Vancouver and Montreal aren't making it.

>>76879722
>canucks
>jets
'no'

Gonna laugh my ass off when the canucks make it

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>>76880000
>quads of zeroes

>>76880000
It's HAPPENING!

>>76880000
Kek

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>>76880000

>>76879722
>hasb
I'll assume Bergevin isn't a retard and Markov and Radulov are back, it's once again going to depend on Price.
>snes
Bubble team now that Methot is gone.
>laffs
Bubble team as well. Will depends on how many loser points they get
>jest
Sure why not. As long as Laine scores in the right net.
>flims
I think the Ducks traumatized them.
>oilels
As long as McDavid doesn't get injured (unless Draisaitl channels his inner Malkin)
>cantpucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76880169
Flames still are a good team, but that never ending goalie carousel is getting old and very severe for them. Smith should be safe because of the defense, but they could just as easily pull another elliot and make him seem like shit

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How did I do canucks?

>>76880399
can't even read it to make fun of you

>>76880399
not bad desu

>>76880169
Oilers are in a weak enough division that they could survive at least a little while without McDavid. Talbot shoulders such a heavy load that he was just as big a factor as McDavid with his 70+ starts.

There's no way the Laffs lose as many OTs and shootouts with that top 9. They were a top 5 offense last season and their heavy load of rookies is going to learn.

Sens are just too fucking hard to count out because they just kept finding ways last year. It's not like they can't find some way to plug the Methot hole, but the next guy in line depth-wise on the left is Phaneuf.

Habs strangle their division like crazy. They went fucking 19-5-6 against the Atlantic. Even if they drop some points overall, it's highly unlikely any teams outside of Tampa actually push them out of the Atlantic race, even if it means they do shit all in the playoffs.

Jets really were relying heavily on getting a goalie, but Mason isn't that guy. Of every team with a chance, they're the biggest toss-up.

>>76880280
>Flames are a good team
Goon squad with glass goalers

>>76880512
Leafs probably make it in as a wild card. Maybe Anderson could be good in the start of the year, but who knows

Jets probably make it just from laine and mason, but he can be a toss up

Sens are a possibility, but then again, they can be a good team without a clear number one scorer

Habs have price still and he's in his prime, but they're going to need some scoring from their players like galchenyuk to succeed

>devlels fans in literal tears because we got Shattenkirk

>>76880524
They're good in scoring and defense, but the goaltending is garbage. Whoever is in their pipeline has to play well behind smith or they are in the dumpster

>>76880584
>>76880584
>Rags still will flunk out of playoffs

>>76880598
Not the point i was making m8

>>76875562
its getting fucking annoying desu. I love the flyers and I get our meme but seriously the rags meme is just fucking dumb

>>76880698
>Rags

>>76880698

>rags
>philthy

>>76875562
You've got to be really autistic to make this

>>76880807
^

>>76880807
>t. Rags fan

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>>76880807

>rags

>>76880887
>>76880871
>>76880766
>>76880734
why I stopped looking at hoc

The same faggot keeps spamming rags as much as he can and when they get eliminated four other people join in on the most forced meme of all time. If only it was actually funny and not just some fucking idiot spamming the same shit all the time. Which he will then say >rags to this because IF I CAN'T MEME THEN I GOTTA KILL MYSELF

reddit needs to go

>>76880986
>Rags

am i delusional believing seattle might actually get a team in 5 years or less

>>76881033
Exactly

>>76880986
>He thinks its only a few people
Maybe the rags should stop >rags-ing

>>76881056
Delusion. Sorry.

reminder the flyers haven't won a cup in over 4 (four) decades

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I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away
All the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits
And they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming

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>be flyers fan
>Get pissed at >rags

How assblasted are the flyers as a franchise that they get mad at their RIVALS mockery

>>76881164
>>76881072
>>76881033
>He thinks he's selling that these are different people posting

>>76881164
well you're either the least favorite team in your city or you're a team that has never won a cup and both are hilarious. fuck the flyers but fuck you even more

>>76881383
Isles fan. We still have a better team then you after today. Stay pissed

>>76881550
Isles are worse than more than half the league, that's a hard bet to take.

>>76881362
Who gives a shit. >Rags posting is great. They still can't win a cup

>>76881550
>Isles fan
cool, if anyone cared who you were we would be on reddit
>We still have a better team then you after today
>We
reddit
> Stay pissed
lmao

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> 'An 18-year old model tried to blackmail Jaromir Jagr by asking for 50,000 Czech Koruna's or she would publish a picture of the pair taken directly after the two engaged in sexual intercourse.

>Jagr responded by saying 'I don't care,' and she published the photo.

reminder how based one man can be.

>>76881596
>Worse then half the league
>Have same amount of points as Nashville

Really gets the noggin joggin'

Even though the blunder early on was shit, they could have made the playoffs as a wild card easily if a certain team would have won on a Saturday in April

>>76881598
>it's ok that I'm retarded cause I'm having fun!

>>76881714
>rags

>>76881656
Fair, but they're in a division that they could still finish in the bottom half of

>>76881751
the circle of life

>>76881765
I believe they'll finish third if all goes right. Tavares has a contract to sign soon at the end of the season

>>76881656
>Just as many points as the #16/30 teams

>>76881815
Idk man, pens are the pens, blue jackets still have a ton of depth, caps will do their meme, and >rags have the ability to run a point producer on every d pair now.

>>76881891
Pens lost hainsey, daley, kunitz, fleury, and bonnino, but still have their offensive core and letang. They should make the playoffs, but their lack of depth at defense concerns me

Blue jackets are mediocre minus that 16 game winning streak last year, but they are a threat. Should be a WC team


Caps are shooting themselves in the foot now due to the contracts they're signing

Rags are going to collapse soon, and they're rebuilding. Stephan gone now means they're going for a "younger" look, even when their prospect farm is dry.

Isles can do it, even with eberle

>>76881985
The way I see it, I think what happened last year could very likely happen for the next 3 years. Not to say islanders can't make playoffs in that span with slips from some teams, but I can't see them cracking a top contender spot

>>76882103
Season hasn't began, so we can't be certain for sure.

Preds year tbqh

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>>76880887
>HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING

Post yfw Mason wins the Vezina

>>76875294
Laine>Nico>Matthews

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https://twitter.com/Ginohard_/status/881204226935767040

pierre is just so weird man

>>76882826

this desu

"You make 0% of the shots you miss." - Wayne Gretzky

>>76882826
Very good opinion

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Ehlers-Scheifele-Laine
Perreault-Little-Wheeler
Connor-Lowry-Armia
Tanev-Copp-Dano

Morrisey-Trouba
Enstrom-Byfuglien
Kulikov-Myers

Mason-Hellebuyck

>>76883050
Holy shit, tthat's an all star team rright

Sorrypphoneposting so misspells

Scary as fuck and still well under the cap

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>>76883050
i believe in the jets ability to find a way to miss the playoffs

>>76882838
I was watching the red wings 2008 run and he kept making comments about how the red wings always "come together" and how they get each other to explode, like he said that stuff frequently specifically the come together as well as deep penetration

>>76883365
lol

>rags

>falling for the shattycuck meme

Did the Caps not show everybody what a poof this guy is?

>>76883489
failing with the craps doesn't mean anything. he can fail with the rags equally

>>76883489
tbf it's not hard to look shit when you play for the >craps of all teams

The capitals lost
Alzner
Shittenjerk
Nate Shit


Lmao nice defense hehehe


Orlov Niskanen
Orpik Carlson
Chorney Faggit


Holy shit and to top it off alzner went to MTL because he "wants to win" hahahahoho

Laine>Capitals

>>76883645
How long until ovechkin's prime gets wasted and he starts cup chasing
[spoiler]I'd say 2 years[/spoiler]

>>76883661
The 13 year deal is up soon and when that happens he'll come home to San Jose where his heart is

>>76883645
There are 4 elite defensemen there. Its fine

>>76883661
Ovi already regressing hard. His prime is over.

Guys What was Sugar Ray like back in the day

>>76883696
He isn't

Who should I take off for Suzuki?

Perron - Shipachyov - Neal
Smith - Haula - Marchessault
Lindberg - Eakin - Clarkson
Bellemare - Grabovski - Pulkkinen

Karlsson

>>76883761
Neal

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>pens fans

The blackhawks traded off their depth haha stupid fuckin shits

https://youtu.be/vMpeHmnuKXc

>>76883976
Thia autist said the same thing >>76878633

>>76883976
You now remember that the Pongs almost moved to Kansas City

>>76883999
Dylan needs to fuck off

Also checked and recognized.

>>76884011
They'll move to QC once they lose Malkin and Crosby

>>76883991
>https://youtu.be/vMpeHmnuKXc

The video is supposed to be a breakdown of Vancouver's off-season moves

Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51jPa9vKvpk

>>76884073
boy I do not remember Olli Maatta sounding like that.

This is hockey from the Aussie hockey league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqx1kvIxygk

>>76884145
Thanks for sharing

>>76884073
guentzel sounds like a 13 y/o whose balls havent dropped quite yet

how is he so clutch?

Live Aussie hokkei:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR1qNey7gaQ

>>76884145
didn't realize y'all had luckpuck fans, neato. Wish the game would grow some more globally so we can have a real world cup that has teams that are not "north america" and "europe"

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Is the Jack Adams the biggest meme award in sports?

>>76884276
yeah it's basically the "what team surprised the most" award and has little to do with coaching

>>76884246
>crowd is littered with 'fans' wearing vancouver, chicago, LA nhl jerseys
this infuriates me

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finnipeg jets

>>76884597
That's a nice picture of Järntorget (Gamla Stan, Stockholm) you have there. I assume the little boy is s a swedish hockey player

>>76884246
Is Australia, dare I say it, elite?

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does /hoc/ know what a good stick would be? That isn't too expensive

Reminder that pulju has Swedish nationality also

Reminder the pongs will have two more Guentzel's this year in Sprong and Aston-Reese

>>76884684
What level?

True make a really nice stick at the entry level that performs really well.

Reminder that Sebastian Aho is swedish

>>76885089
Reminder that you're fucking gay Sven.

Fan ta dig.

>>76885135
I still won't fuck you in the ass, no matter how much you beg. You fat fuck.

>>76885158

Din fula blatte

>>76885178
Det är omöjligt att ni amerikaner inte tänder på araber, så besatta som ni är av dem

>>76885205

Är du försämrad ovanpå brun? Dra åt helvete Erik.

>>76885216
Now you're not even making sense. You might want to try english. Two languages seem to be too much for you

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Post a better jersey

I dare you

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>>76885460
That's not hard

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>>76885483

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>>76885460

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>>76885460

Få fyffan!

>>76885089
Finnish aho>swedish aho

Do you agree?

>>76879415

The closest guy is probably Hornqvist just because the Preds showed him video of Holmstrom and told him to play like that guy.

And so he does.

>>76885700
:(

whose left in free agency besides radulov?

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>>76879415
>tfw Axel Holmström won't become Holmström 2.0

>>76885817

Nobody will ever master the net front like Homer did though, I think.

Detroit STILL gets fucked on callbacks by the ghost of his ass.

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>>76885460
yes, good old red, white, and black. The Canadian national colors. Sends a shiver through the heart of every good ol' syrup-lovin' boy.

>>76886094

Oh yeah I agree he's not as good, but he's probably the closest there is right now.

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>all that hype for sharp going to the stars
>only one good season
>he ends up going back to the hawks anyway

LMAOing hard @ Ted from Akron

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>taf (that american feeling) shooting a 112 year old mauser on tuesday

>>76886008
grigorenko and yak in terms of other russian busts

i think someone will score on grigorenko though he's actually good

campbell and marleau haven't signed either

>>76886418
>though he's actually good
he's not
Yak has more potential than him

>>76886585
what the fuck do you know

>>76886585

Yakupov is already a bust Ivan. His career is over.

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if the ruins sign doan, i will electrocute myself to death. if they trade for duchene, i will jack off my dick.

>>76886682
>His career is over.
I guarantee that he will play in NHL next season.

>>76886858

>40 games in St Louis
>Tried to play him on almost every line
>9 points
>3 goals

No he fuckin' won't unless someone is desperate.

It's not even only his stats. He looks bad on the ice, too and doesn't seem to learn or improve at all.

If he can't succeed on a team as deep and skilled as the current Blues, he's fucked most other places unless he's elevated hard by a much better player.

>>76886763
Did you want them to trade for Scandella like the rumors were saying?

>>76883050
Second round minimum guaranteed baring any injuries

>>76886914
So what? Shitters like Paajarvi and Burmistrov still get signed somehow.
Yakupov needs work, but he has insane skating speed. With proper development, he can become a very decent forward.

>>76885483

>C
>UCKA

What did they mean by this?

>>76887061

Paajarvi sucks dick but he's fucking huge. Has a decent amount of value on a 3rd or 4th line when they have an injury or need to shake things up.

No fucking idea how Burmi gets contracts. That dude sucks dick. Paajarvi at least plays a role.

>rags

Will there ever be another Yzerman?

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>rags

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>rags

>>76887584
Is that Jaime beann?

>>76887614
Yup, with his brother

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>florida also taking the finnish goaltending pill

>>76887726
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>76887726
Lit

>Juolevi measured over 200lb
lmao. Has he gone full Jake?

>>76883761
Grabovski

If Fisher retires who becomes the next Predators Captain?

>>76888700

James Neal

>>76888700
who cares

>>76888700
PK Soupcan

>>76888700
pekka

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>>76878129
>swept in 5
>swept
>5

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conscription starts tomorrow

>>76888965
believe it or not, /hoc/ has a few memes

>>76889038

Is that where everyone in Finland has to be a goalie?

>>76889038
Conscription was one of the best times in my life tbf.
Try to go in with a positive attitude and you will too.

>>76889038
>not living in the land of the free

good luck, jaakko

Blue jackets and Bruins want duchene

>>76889184
LMAO
M
A
O