Mexico ¥ team vs Paraguay match thread

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>>76874441

Let's see how Pulido does, i want him to get another shot on team A.

>>76874441
>Mexico's Omega team vs Paraguay's "we don't even know what the fuck are we doing anymore" team

I foresee many laffs

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>>76874535
>No montes

Can't find a strem at lelddit plox halp

>>76874679
Soccerstreams.net
Se movieron pa alla

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I didn't feel like making a formation for this

Why didn't Paraguay call-up Almiron?

>>76874535
Is this the Liga MX all-stars?

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>>76874716
Gracias

Mexibros, which channel?

>>76874842
This is their for real B team since their for real A team is in Russia

>>76874898
>B team
Did you mean Ñ team?

>>76874909
I wasn't memeing

>>76874893

Azteca 13

>>76874796
most of the players are from our home league

>>76875002
Almiron is up here
And he's in a league that historically allows for callups midseason
Columbus let 3 people go for 2 Ghana friendlies

>>76875002
Is your nt using mexico's team to try new players or they are your A team?

>>76875082
>>76875140
Supposedly those are the players that might be called up to join our >A team for the next official games

>>76874987
>find literally 8 HD TDN streams
>azteca official stream doesn't play here or on my browsers
>only azteca stream I find is on glorious 360p

>also, that awful text for no "eeeeeeh puto"

mexico unironically has a better anthem than us

>>76875424
Kill yourself chicanoshit

>>76875408

use Hola plug in for Chrome and browse azteca official under mexican vpn

>>76875440
Not him, but they do. Relax dude.

>>76875408
Do NOT use hola it's spyware and also probably adware

>>76875442
>>76875460
>unironically installing botnet
Please, american.

I wonder how 3rd worlders feel when they come to play in our massive stadiums with 1st world infrastructure, buildings, facilities, and disgusting amounts of food

>>76875484
Estadio Azteca is literally better than this.

>>76875440

we have one of the shittiest anthems in the world dude, the lyrics are fine but the melody is so shit that artists have 50 renditions of it

>>76875484
The kids are wearing Home Depot™ shirts. You can't make this up.

>>76875484
Honestly it's more impressive the stadiums who are crowded and have passionate fans.

>>76875523
The power of chicano posers

>>76875503
No
No it isn't

>>76875553
Pretty much. Chicano people are pretty based.

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>>76875503

azteca is just a big bowl, the backdrop for this stadium is max level comfy

>>76875580
Yes, it is. You are just mad because you can't admit it. MAGA, pay for the wall, spics, etc etc etc. >>>/pol/

>>76875580
Have you been there? Azteca is pretty cool m8

>>76875503
then you haven't been to azteca

it's an old piece of shit

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>come home
>mis viejos disen mejico va jugar
>Lolwut
>si savias verdad (i didnt know. i knew mexico plays portugal tommarow)
>s-ssi s-savia
>say 'si este es el equipo "F" de mejico
>viejo says' de que putas hablas wey

Mi cara cuando

>>76875666
>la partida contra ghana

>>76875617
It looks like a giant third world country stadium
There's nothing special about the design or look
There's better stadiums in Mexico

>>76875685
>There's better stadiums in Mexico
Therefore all of them are better than this.

>>76874898
A+B travel together
This probably C+D

>>76874618
Why you become so shit? I remember back then you were in top 4 CONMEBOL.

>>76875685

you're replying to a macaco that things maracana is nice because they got beat by Uruguay there 60 years ago

Why are you guys watching this again? You don't have to put yourselves through this torture, so why do it willingly?

>>76875761
Because it's fun. Do you hate fun?

>>76875735
generational change hit us really hard and we still can't recover, I fear for the future
we peaked in 2010/2011 and that was it

>>76875761
It's ok, I already got used to 4chan

>>76875761

it's either watch this or go take a shit, and i think i can hold my shit in for 1 more hour

>>76875761
Literalmente no tengo nada mejor que hacer

>>76875761
not really watching lol

> comparing stadium built by fans and town workers to Budweiser™ built by jews

lel

>>76875761
Yo pense que el partido por tercer puesto era hoy y me cagaron.
Asi que ahora me conformo con esto.

>>76875813
Which stream?

>>76875829
Scroll up.

Why do Seattle and Portland like soccer so much?

>>76875842
hipsters

PUTO

>>76875839
I know that leddit page, but I was asking for which stream my niggro compatriot was watching.

>that epic EH PUTO chant
Please mexicans and chicanos, never change.

What happened to Paraguay ;_;

lol what the fuck was that

>>76875813
>implying jews didnt pay mexicans to built this stadium

dat clusterfuck

>>76875900
Triple alianza all over again.
Not even joking, back then they were behind Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay in CONMEBOL.

>>76875870
Estaba hablando del thread tu compatriota,weon

Alguien que traduzca mapuche? Me hablo uno pero no le entiendo.

NO ERA

ERA

What the fuck is this meme game?

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>That Fire when scoring

Never change chicanos

>>76876036
>not appreciating the beauty of a meme game
Mexibro, por favor.

Jajaja

Me vale verga si era o no era. Kek

Gol.

Paragay

>mexicans in washington

Wtf is this
Who invited them here

NO ERA

>>76876099
BEANED

>>76876099

take it as a positive thing that they could only fill half the stadium

>>76876094
jajajajajaja

>>76876099
They were already there. Get cucked amerifat.

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holy shit they're singing their national song in OUR stadium, we are losing this country, how do we stop this?

>>76875803

Unironically this tbqh

>>76876121
>Washington is rightful bean clay

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>mfw USA steals a top tier Mexican goalkeeper

>>76875803
Same here i just finished fucking an escort

>fiesta rockera en la casa esta noche empieza a tocar

>>76876136
>thinking the beaner will fuck off after the match ends
Yeah no, they went there to stay.

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>>76876138
>guiliam yogurt
>top tier

Mexico better concede at least one goal or they'll end up getting murderballed

>>76875761

I just have it in the background while I shitpost in here

conozco a un wey que jugaba en necucksa y dice que a zague le llega a media pierna

>>76876202
This. 2010 Paraguay is the only one who could play without murderballing everyone else

>>76876181
I think he means Jesse Rodriguez or whatever.

>>76876181

You will regret losing Jesse Gonzalez

>>76876181
Think he meant jesse dominguez

>2010 Paraguay
>Quarterfinals of World Cup
>refballed against Spain
>could've been semi-finalist
>now they can barely get a win in conmebol
>bolivia tier

what went wrong

>>76876218
México got regional nicknames for every region or major city or something?

What is wrong with Paraguay? They almost eliminated Spain in 2010.

>>76876307
Yeah. Is not every country like this?

That Corona jersey is God tier

>>76876310
Everyone got old

>>76876349
We don't have many of those but I know none other than chilango.

>>76876307
simon we

>>76876147
How was it? How expensive?

Lmao

>>76876364
tapatio for guadalajara

PUTO

how do you even fuck an escort? isn't that shit illegal? what if a cop comes to your door

is this nigga srs

>>76876364
Regio is for the ones in Monterrey. Purepechas on Michoacan. Jarochos on Veracruz

>>76876427
By putting your penis inside her vagina.

Paraguay scored if anyone is watching

>>76876427
Fuck the cop?

>>76876307

for the most part, yeah

>>76876437
>>76876416
gracias

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>>76876158
> Mexico B team are the new Conquistadores

>>76876303
good generation retired

>>76876364
Monterreyeno = Monterrey
Pipope = Puebla
Jarocho = Veracruz

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>>76876534
>Monterreyeno

>>76876555
Oh, sorry, chilangos del norte.

>>76876303
Napout, Leoz and other corrupted officials

Hey we receive a fuckton of money because of last WC campaign... how about invest in youth academys, develop infraestructure in the countryside or support local clubs in search for new talents?

Fuck that... let's embezzle all the money

una morra de 14 me tira el pedo birn machin que hago brehs

tengo 24 btw

>>76876576
>Envidiosos = Monterrey

FIFY

>>76876620

Si no le entras es porque eres EHHHHHHH PUTO

>>76876620
Es legal en varios estados...

>>76876620
Dale el pito wey. Estas en mexico le valen verga.

Id be more worried about her brothers then the cops desu.

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>no putas de medio tiempo

Why is this game being played in Seattle?

>>76876686
Do you have this bitch's instagram?

>>76876768
Her name is Whitney Ivette, she got pics on her twitter and facebook even though she doesn't update those anymore.

>Corona

People shit on Ochoa but the reality is that all our GK are utter shit

Wtf Mexico (Chivas) is surprisingly good.

Nderakore boludo hasta con el equipo z de mejico nio perdemos... cuando mierda pio nos vamos a recuperar?

>Paraguay starts the Murderball

So it begins

>>76876825
Let's not forget Yarbrough is leaving you guys for the US lol

Levantate hdp deja de hacer tiempo

Mexico's Z team is unironically better than Mexico's A- team

>>76876906
It never fails

>>76876910
Whiteboi is shit tho.

Not even to 5mexican goalkeepers

1. Munoz
2. Ochoa
3. Corona
4. Conejo
5. Omar Gonzales

>>76876917
Fuck off prieto, that pinche sudaca killed our best player from my club

>>76876910
You can have it. No bad feelings about it.
Jesse is a good prospect, but all our shekels are on the Porto kid

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Glass PUTOGAY when?

>>76876976
>Munoz
>Conejo
>Gonzales

>>76877004
Who's the Porto kid?

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>father comes into room
>'what are you watching?'
>'paraguay vs. mexico b-team'
>'b team or like, j team?'
>mfw
Memes are real.

>>76877046
kek

>>76876910

He had a couple of good seasons and then he became shit

>>76877046
Vos cuantas copa oro tenes wey

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

PUTOOOOOOOO!

>>76877032
Raul Gudiño. Porto's GK. He's 21 and has been playing on other teams on the Portuguese League. He has played for Mexican U-17 and U-20 and he's good

>>76877004
>Porto kid
u mean the guy that got accused of throwing games by his own coach

>el patron
>el patrullero
wtf

ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS

>>76877251
ARRIBA DESTA

>>76877209
That guy. But no one would fucking throw games when playing in Madeira, at 21 and having a contract and good future with Porto

Are Paraguyans already catimbando?

>>76877334
>catimbando
No but murderball is real.

>Paraguayans broke Pulido's arm

That's why we should fucking stick with playing Venezuela

>>76877349
no mames neta? :((((((

>pulido is ded
Las Chivas lloran

F

F

Ayy pobre mono

F

>>76877361
Yep. Is out of the Gold Cup and maybe part of Liga MX

>>76876181
i think he means jesse andjoy

>>76877400
no mames hijos de su puta madre
se los va a cargar la chingada putos simios

Is Mexico playing with the away kit at home?

>>76877456
They're technically not at home. This game is in Seattle

>>76877456
I don't even know what our home kit is. We played in black some time

>>76877456
Home

>Texas
>California

This team is going to be in San Diego next week. Should be interesting what kit they wear. Kek

seguro decir que EEUU pagou a los guayos para las muertes?

Will anyone watch the Cruz Azul vs Monterrey game tomorrow?

>This Murderball

Why couldn't we play anyone else? Paraguay is literally Honduras tier on playing dirty

>>76877682
I will now. What's the occasion?

>>76877726
I think it's a friendly

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Waking up extra early to watch mexico vs portugal.

See you then pham

>fake penalty for a "win"

>>76877766
See you then ant pizza man

>>76877718

Below Chiapas everything is the same shit.

>>76877766
Don't watch them, they don't deserve it and Penaldo isn't even going to be there.

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Should i do it carnales?

>>76877869
Seems good to me, but >>>/v/

>>76877869
None of these are good tbqh

>>76877869

only good one is dogma and only if you're lonely and want to kill yourself enough to enjoy it

>>76877869
Nope. This >>76877949

>>76878008
>>76877991
>>76877949
Gracias amigos

>>76877930
Chinga tu madre puto

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>>76876620

>>76877046
can I get that dialog in portuguese pls

>>76878617
dialogue*, conversation, etc

>>76878617
Actual conversation was
>'que que cê tá vendo?'
>'paraguai contra time b do méxico'
>'mas é time b ou time j?'

>>76874441
What the FUCK paraguay.

Why did you lose you fucking shitters

>>76879695
meme match as it gets. Estaban esperando a que terminara para irse a comprar celulares se notó. Ni siquiera metieron pierna. Un mejicano se dislocó o algo en el brazo de imbécil por no saber caer. Pero en serio se portaron bien y le metieron cero ganas.

>>76879908
>paraguay
>no metieron pierna
Los paraguayos te dan hacha hasta por joda, a menos que fuera arreglado no te creo que jugaran asi.

>>76879945
Vi hasta la mitad del segundo tiempo y en serio, parecía colegio de monjas. Tarjetearon con amarilla a un mejicano, pero por wn la verdad.

>>76878742
thanks papu

>>76877046
>>76878742
How high are the odds of your dad shitposing on their own when no one watches?