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1stros

losedians

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>>76874267
dodgers

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mfw the train robbers win the pecos league

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M's

READ THIS POST BEFORE YOU DON'T

what upsets you more, that the Cubs won the world series or that the Dodgers are gonna win the world series in 2017?

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rox

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doyers will never have the post season hitting to win the pennant

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>>76874320
cubes since i have these worthless goat memes

>>76874339
I'd fuck the 4 girls on hte right

>>76874410
Shut the fuck up

>>76874420
t. Nashitnals Fan

How many more meme jerseys are they going to be forced to wear?

>>76874451
>Nationals
>Fans

>>76874459
tons they realized minor league meme jerseys make banks

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>>76874487
HEY

>>76874365
iktfb
what am i supposed to to with all my cubes memes?

>>76874459
Only one more this year, and it's pretty much a free-for-all. It's called "the players weekend" or something like that and the players can wear whatever they want (pink socks, alternate hats, crazy eye black, etc)

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Presented without context.

>>76874273
Poor Alanna. They love abusing her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcWTG0wThU

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>>76874713

>>76874713
i'm printing this and cumming all over it

>>76874816
Post pics

>>76875028
He's so unmensch

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What happened to my Giants? And no memes about the farm because those aren't even close to being valid.

If the Dodgers moved out of Los Angeles would they finally be able to win a world series? I think being in LA has something to do with their failure. Puig would be a star if he were somewhere that didn't have so many distractions.

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>>76875196
they're winning one this season so......

>>76875181
>LF is the hole everyone predicted it would be (though Slater is showing promise)
>outside of Melancon the bullpen is largely the same (even worse after the Smith injury), and Melancon hasn't all that great
>Crawford has been shitting the bed offensively
>Cain and Moore have been mostly trash, Cueto has been underachieving
>Madbum injury
>injuries in general

Basically everything that could go wrong did go wrong, though this winning streak is nice

>>76874549
>alternate hats
was this confirmed?

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>>76875224

San Francisco Giants World Series Championships, 2010-present: three (3) (tres for the doyer spics who can't read english).

Dodgers World Series Championships in the same time period: 0.

really makes you think!

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>>76875485

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>>76875497

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>>76875516

what if his dirtbike accident took away his ability to hit dingers

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Mets

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>yet another assblasted jints fan circle jerk after Kershaw drink milk
The shit you absolutely cannot make up

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>>76875581
0 rings

The Cubs are under .500 halfway through the season.

Are people still saying it's just a slow start and that they will walk to the playoffs?

>>76875667

obviously the pilates havent kicked in yet

>>76874549
inb4 the entire Dodgers team comes out in WBC Team Mexico jerseys and shaved off eyebrows replaced with chola makeup

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Chris Sale has 166 strikeouts before the All-Star Break. Is he going to get 300 Ks this year?

>the soviet union had still not fallen
>America was still sad about space shuttle Challenger exploding
>the World Trade Center had yet to be attacked... in 1993
>the costliest hurricane to hit the U.S. has been surpassed by 15 others
>Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were still little boys
>the internet wasn't even a thing

>DOYERS

>>76875766
Naw he's not good enough.

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>>76875667
Check the standings in July and then tell me...oh wait.

>>76875667
A lot of their guys went to the WBC and went deep in the playoffs so they're exhausted and fatigued. Cubbies have the best team on paper and it's not even close I expect them to take off and finish with 95-100 wins.

>>76875849
>on paper

>>76875849
>I expect them to take off and finish with 95-100 wins

t. false flagger

>>76875849
Dodgers have the best team on paper and have performed like the best team IRL

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>Best record in the AL in June
>About to lead Division
>Just took sole possession of 2nd place in AL Central and are only going to be 1 game back from division.
>2nd easiest schedule left in the majors

/mlb/ been sleeping on the royals

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>>76874288
>>76874743
MARINERS!

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>oly shit, I didn't even notice the socks the Sox are wearing. Fuck this piece of shit organization. Fuck them and burn to the ground. Every single year, the Blue Jays wear Memorial Day (American Holiday) gear, with camo hats and camo lettering, in commemoration of that American Holiday, EVEN AT HOME GAMES. And the Sox turn around and give a big fuck you to Canada, by wearing Stars and Stripes socks on Canada's 150th. I can't express my hatred for this fucking organization without saying something I would regret

>canadians
LMFAO

>>76875537
Then again, what if his dirtbike accident turned him into a freak dinger-hitting superhero monster?

>>76875849
>A lot of their guys went to the WBC and went deep in the playoffs so they're exhausted and fatigued.
Sorry to point it out bro, but that is the 2013 Giants formula. The Giants sent the most players to play for multiple WBC teams than any other MLB team that year, after a shortened offseason from winning the 2012 World Series. Go look up what happened to each and every one of those players during the season.

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>m-m-muh WBC is responsible for my team being shit
Is there a mroe delusional and entitled fanbase in sports?

>>76875849
the cubs sent 1 (one) major league player to the WBC, Baez

Doyer faggots are shit and LA is a crime ridden albatross of spics and numales that will eventually lose all their sports teams due to lack of fan support

>blaming the WBC for a player struggling
absolutely pathetic

the Dutch team had to go to Korea, then to Japan, then back to the US for the championship round and they and their players take the tournament as seriously as anyone. Every one of them is having a career year right now except for Profar who just fucking sucks. Simmons, Schoop, Gregorius and Bogaerts are all playing better than ever. So is Jansen though he doesn't count as much since he didn't go to Asia with the team.

Reminder that Hector Rondon and Javier Baez are the only Cubs players that played in the WBC this year.

>>76875849
>the Cubs will go 55-26 in the second half

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>>76875768
that season was so great. the drought that followed was worth it

>doyers faggots defend killing bryan stow

#buildthewall

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>>76876012
MARINYAS!

>>76875768
>20+ years later, kirk gibson became a manager AND lost his job

As far as mascots go, we can all agree the Phanatic is the best one, right?

Frazier already the GOAT and all we got was some bum relief pitcher who chokes and can't win the world series and gives up homers to rookies after throwing 4 straight sliders

>>76876763
Clark + cock and balls is goat you jackass

>>76876465
Posts like these are why DG is an icon around here.

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Carrasco just dicked them down

>>76875301
Major League Baseball is set to hold its first Players Weekend in August, in which the league will relax its uniform policies and allow players to put nicknames on the back of jerseys, reports Yahoo! Sports.

The event is scheduled for the weekend of Aug. 25–27, and was approved and negotiated between the MLB and the players union.

According to a memo obtained by Yahoo! Sports, players can wear jerseys with one nickname on the back, but the nickname cannot be “inappropriate or offensive”

Other items including spikes, batting gloves, wristbands, compression sleeves and catcher’s masks will have minimal color restrictions. White gloves, wristbands and sleeves will not be allowed.

Each jersey will have a patch and allow the player to personalize it by “writing the name of an individual or organization that was instrumental to his development,” the memo said.

MLB will sell the jerseys and donate the proceeds to the Youth Development Foundation.

The memo did not set rules for bats, but it was discussed.

The NBA experimented with nicknames on jerseys during the 2013-14 season and the Miami Heat and Brooklyn Nets played a game in January 2014 featuring jerseys with nicknames on the back.

>Nats

Kek that called 3rd strike was like 6 inches off the plate

>>76877253
so, like he said, no alternate caps then?

>>76875196
They're constantly traveling so I doubt this applies.

where da mariners thread

>>76877375
Yeah. I was hoping they would let them wear alternate hats

THE DODGERS ARE VIOLENT CRIMINAL SPICS

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP XD

http://www.12up.com/posts/5208573-video-angels-fan-gets-into-bloody-brawl-at-dodgers-stadium

>LE BRYAN STOW DESERVED LE BEATDOWN
>LE HOMIES 4 LFYE
>

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>>76877295
>yfw when the barves win the division

>>76877495
Someone must have brought up the fact that Clayton Kershaw has a 4.55 ERA in 89 IP and that those conditions are fair.

>>76877541
If the Mets are 10 games behind in early September, I guarantee the Mets will bring Tebow up to sell tickets.

>>76876475
Now post how many of them are playing after a shortened offseason from winning the World Series, the most ignored part of the equation.

Posey isn't doing too shabby with the bat either. Then again the Giants only got through 5 measly playoff games before going home last year so he could afford to dick around and win an extra championship for his country over some random tryhard spics before the real season started.

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>>76875516
This is a better webm. Plus Kershaw pitched a maddux (94 pitches). I don't think Bumblasted did that. Not talented enough to do that imo.

>>76874211
It's July and the brewers are still leading the NL central

>>76877696
Buster Posey is literally batting .340/.418/.522 with a .940 OPS and 10 HRs

>>76877495
>spics

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windians!

http://www.espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/80800/baseballs-top-ace-clayton-kershaw-is-no-longer-the-clear-answer

>>76877696
ok, then blame that not the WBC. obviously, since only Baez went to the WBC

still another shitty excuse though, why don't the yankees struggle when they made the world series almost every year in the late 90s early 2000s. Or the braves when they made deep playoff runs many straight years

>>76877905
most WBC players are fine, people just like to find the few that are struggling and use it as an excuse

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>STANKEES

>>76874211
I don't care what anyone says the brewers are contending

pls take back miller, yanks. I really want Frazier and Zimmer in the same outfield

>Yakketty Yaks

http://www.billjamesonline.com/scherzers_time/

>Max Scherzer moved ahead of Clayton Kershaw in the Starting Pitcher Rankings last week

Whatever. The Yankees had more hits than the Astros. They won in my mind.

>raggeddy rags

>The jew york Yaks

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>yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks >yaks

anyone want betances?

The New York Yankees

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wtf is his problem?

>>76878093
CIDF

>>76877798
>Kontos
lel

I guess you bean burrito boys really have learned to take maximum Mexican pride in miniscule achievements.

>>76877905
Yeah, top of the NL batting champ list. Not too bad, eh?

>>76878026
Now you're missing the other half of the equation. Deep playoff run plus serious pre-season baseball activity is not a good recipe. Do the homework I assigned up there, look at what happened to every single Giant who was on the 2012 champion team and also went to the 2013 WBC. They ALL suffered an injury at some point during the 2013 season. ALL of them. And I'll repeat, the Giants made the mistake of sending the most players to the WBC that year.

>pay starter money for a closer
>he sucks

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>>76878236
Boy this yaks fan is mad AF

>>76878210
I would call it an achievement. Kershaw had a complete game shutout against the Giants on opening day, that btw, was also a maddux. He also had a homerun on the same day.

So yeah, I would celebrate it over a single homerun that you jints fans love to parade around.

based stros putting those cocky >yaks faggots in their place

>>76878210
I just told you the other half of the equation doesn't exist for the Cubs. Only Baez went to the WBC


Also please take a look at the tigers players who played in the world series and the WBC. Miguel Cabrera had 7.3 WAR in 2013. Anibal Sanchez had easily his best season of his career in 2013. Omar Infante had one of his best seasons in 2013


also a couple decades ago players routinely played full seasons of winter ball in the offseason, the spics at least. Pitchers also threw a shit ton more innings. And yet injury rates are far higher now than they were back then, players are just fucking pussies now, that's all it is really.

>>76878312
>no Super Soaker option

shit poll

>>76878326
Weren't they already in their place after they lost to the whos?

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Being a Yankee fan is suffering

>>76878414
>Being a Yankee fan is suffering

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>oh man what a thrilling game last night! Great come from behind to walkoff sparked by the young guys
>Looks like I'll actually go to the game today and see if they can keep it up in person!
>get completely BTFO

Oh

>>76878236
Watched it on my Vizio

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>>76878414

>>76878236
wew lad

>>76878462
laughing jerry reinsdorf.jpg

>>76878466
Part of being a great player, is having great vision.
So when it came time for me to get a new TV, I got a Vizio.
It's clear. It's crisp. It gives me all the details I'm used to seeing on the field.

My Vizio makes me feel like I'm RIGHT IN THE GAME!

>>76878364
they got pretty cocky the last couple nights

>Betances loses his arbitration case
>Yankees's President proceeds to brag about it
At first I was upset by this, but I don't even give a fuck anymore. Fuck Betances. I don't understand how a pitcher with as good of stuff as he has can be as unclutch as him. The Yankees need to trade him to some unsuspecting team and get prospects for him. You can't build the back end of your bullpen on someone that shits himself whenever he's in a high leverage situation. Chapman is pretty unclutch too, but Betances is the worse I've ever seen on the Yankees for an All-Star reliever. The only Yankee reliever worth a damn last season was Miller, and now he's gone.

I wanted to give Betances the benefit of the doubt about his shitty performances by justifying it with his workload, but he doesn't even lead Yankee relievers in innings pitched. He's just shit. It's fucking frustrating seeing a team plagued by injuries have a week spot in the only fucking part of the roster not overly hit with injuries. Fuck Betances.

>>76878283
>a single homerun
>single
lel. You really are one of us, aren't you.

Tell me something, why do you false the flag?

>>76878342
Well I guess I have to amend my stance since you make an excellent point about the 2012 Tigers who went to the WBC. It's not like the Giants are going to be winning the World Series again any time soon, but if they did so before a WBC year again, I wouldn't want many of them playing in it, as much as I do support and enjoy the WBC. Small sample size or not, better safe than sorry.

>>76878547
IT'S DE TASTE!

(Someone, please shoop the Alomar commercial onto a Vizio TV with his face replaced with Craig's and the fruit punch replaced with a remote control)

>>76878624
Neutral observer here. You guys were shitposting to hell last night, and then went MIA once you started to get blown out. It's not like you didn't deserve it. It was actually quite funny seeing you lifelongers try to damage control

>>76878547
Is this a hot new meme?

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>>76877541
>mfw the Braves go worst to first again and begin another 14 year streak of winning the division

>>76878727
nah, UT was baiting yankees fans and they were gobbling it up. it happens every gamethread where the other team has fans posting. he's not good for much, but he's pretty good at that.

>>76878727
Feels nice being a lifelong right now bb

Space and WOO are alright, albeit still lifelong faggots that didn't show up until this season, despite how hard they try to argue against it.

In addition to UT being an unbearable faggot, he is quite literally an /nfl/ trip that has been posting here forever, yet didn't watch Astros games until this year.

>>76878878
they're all literally fags and nobody likes them here

>>76878899
this tbqh

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>>76878878
I liked lance berkman before he became an astro!

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Thoughts?

is there a single fanbase outside of the NL West that gets as incredibly bootyblasted when they talk big and fall hard as yankees fans?

>>76878941
Astros

>>76878859
The only thing UT was doing that none of the other lifelongers were was "hurr durr muh hurt prospect lmao" The rest of you lot still acted like you had the game won in the 6th inning despite only having a two run lead.

No complaints here, because seeing lifelong fans of any team get btfo is fun, but the Yankees have been too useless to continue the trend unfortunately.

>>76878941
>tfw don't even remember what it feels like to be good enough to talk big

>>76878915
/a/stros

Yankees fans outnumber every other fanbase on this board, right?

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>Your average Doyers fan

>>76879030
Phillies

>>76879030
Under the conditions I deem fair (how large the game threads are with each team), that's probably right.

>>76878941
>when they talk big and fall hard as yankees fans?
I hate to defend Yankees fans, but they really don't shitpost in their gamethreads unless they're provoked, and they are generally pretty grounded in reality on what their team is. The only time I see muh rings and "lmao we're getting 28 this yearr!!!" is on the generals. Given the amount of falseflagging that happens on an hourly basis in this general, you can't convince me that the Yankees don't get hit extremely hard by falseflaggers when they're winning.

>>76878941
>bootyblasted
I'm already over it

>>76878915
kinda sucks that rice magic didn't work for Jose Cruz Jr. imo

>>76878935
best Correa

>>76878968
I do believe WOO and I stuck around til the end though. You can't honestly say all the Astros fans disappeared with the lead. Did >we think we would win? Yeah. But I also predicted Feliz and Hoyt would throw the game away. I don't really see where you could say we were being overly cocky unless you're really digging for something, which is kinda sad tbqh.

>>76879030
Based on the gamethreads, yes. The only other fanbase that comes close are Red Sox fans.

>>76879036
I came here because I knew some hero screencapped this.

>>76879130
>I don't really see where you could say we were being overly cocky unless you're really digging for something
lmao m8, we weren't reading the same gamethread then if you genuinely believe that. The tone of Astros fans changed dramatically after the 6th inning. I know you overly value your posts and opinions, which is why you trip, but you alone don't make up the entire Astros fanbase. Just because you stayed and weren't shitposting doesn't mean the rest of your lifelong brethren weren't.

>>76874211
Who is that? Clay Tone Car Shaugh?

>>76879201
Astros fans don't normally rudepost desu

>>76879204
No, it's Clate N. Kursha

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>>76879204

Yo dudes check this guy out. Does tons of case openings on YouTube for baseball cards. Makes new videos all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/user/cardsmithsbreak/videos

>>76879201
>"you disappeared!"
>"wait no it was everyone else who disappeared..."
>"your posts are awful! stop being so cocky!"
>"wait no it's the other fans that are cocky..."
get it together man lel

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Only fitting that the best team in baseball has the best socks

>>76879214
They were going ham last night, which makes sense because a lifelongers first instinct is to hate the Yankees, even if their team has little to no history with them (Cubs fans really hated the Yankees last season for some reason). Tbh, the Astros probably would've won the game, but Old Gay joined in on the shitposting which automatically causes a team to lose lmao.

>>76879306
Every team in baseball wore these today

>>76879306
so every team except the blue jays is the best team in baseball?

>>76879322
I didn't notice Old Gay in the thread... That is probably why TY didn't post tonight. Old Gay reported him for Pressposting

>>76879204
someone's mad at the Dodgers lel

>>76879337
Old Gay was at the beginning of the thread last night, only posted a couple of times though. Does TY even post anymore? I haven't seen the faggot in awhile. Probably jumped ship now that the Yankees are shit lmao

>>76879324
>>76879333
Right on they look good

>>76879382
Yeah, he does. TY doesn't trip anymore though. You know it's him because of the Press pictures.

>>76879269
Are you the guy I told about Chri5784?

https://www.youtube.com/user/chri5784

>>76879306
>Every team in baseball wore those socks
>But every team has fans that falseflag as dodgers fans in the general
>Therefore every team is the Dodgers, which indeed makes them the best team in baseball
10/10 shitpost my man. Too bad these brainlets will never understand how meta this was.

>>76879442
Ah, I see. I just figured he jumped ship like the bandwagoner he is.

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>>76878462
>not getting drunk and enjoying the game anyway
its like youre not used to being a fan of a shitty team which is weird since your watching the whos

>>76878708
A homerun vs complete game shut out, homerun, and a maddux

I'll take Kershaw's game over Bumshits

>>76879036
Christ, imagine having to sit next to this guy

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Did they, /mlb/?

>>76879036
He's shitposting while making the game for DBacks fans less comfortable lmao

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Can't win em all but that was some turrible defense

I feel sorry for anyone who fell for the rockies meme the first three months of the season, the implosion has started

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>>76879969
the falseflag is strong here.

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For me, it's the Cleveland Buckeyes.

>>76879745
Wait, so you're serious? You really aren't just a falseflagger pretending that Bum has only hit one homer against this world-class choker?

Huh. Carry on with the obsession then I guess. Congrats on the homer off our slidermeme reliever.

>>76880242
>manager of the year
I never liked this award, it's more like the "people thought your team was going to suck ass this year but they didn't so here's a trophy" award

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What did 'it' mean by this?

>>76880242
>post written to no one in particular
>leaves out punctuation
>implies Senzatela is good because of wins
>"closer of the year"
>misspells "Bud Black"
>"best manager this year"
>"my Rockies"
>that whole last line thrown in

I wrote this stupid thing you moron to false flag as a Rockies fan and I'm not even a ninny league fan

>>76880450
>>76880446
I wrote this other one too
If you notice, it has the exact same structure and writing style as the other stupid one

Are you this retarded that youve fallen for false flagging?

>>76875768
>the internet wasn't even a thing
BBS's existed before 1988

>>76875768
>Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were still little boys
Okay I laughed at this one

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>>76879036

Why can't i hold

all these salamis?

>>76880421
People like you are why jints fans are the worst shitposters on this board. You can't handle the banter. Nobody likes you. You reply to everything and only embarrass yourselves by the mere sight of Kershaw.

>inb4 dodgers fan
Not even a fan of the ninny league you faggots are just detestable

>>76880242
>>76880028
>Rockies have one bad stretch
>Suddenly Dudders fans exist

Hmmmmmmmmm really gets those gears a grinding

>>76880616
Because you're a fatass chicano and your fatass sausage fingers don't work no good

>>76880564
Is that his final form?

>yet another Dodgers general with no dodgers fans insight
ask yourselves who exactly is being played likes a fiddle in this situation

>>76880624
Just shut the fuck up DG, no one likes you, no one wants you around, you're just an autistic little shit that that takes a game too seriously despite being shit at understanding it. Maybe if you added content it'd be fine, but it's the same fucking 15 posts over and over again and over half of them are you false-flagging to no avail.

Just shut the fuck up.

>>76880649
???
dodger fans are one of the biggest contingents in /mlb/ regardless of record

>>76880740
Feeling very sorry for you.

Miss me?

>>76880624
Here's another reply, shitposter troll.

>Oh no it's going to make all kinds of people mad
Everyone except you right? Haha, sorry but I just couldn't take the banter.

>>76880740
It's probably the A'ssfag who follows us around. We live in his brain. It's been what, 6-7 years and he's still at it.

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>>76880740
u need help buddy?

>https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/panic-attack-hotline/
>Panic Disorder Information Hotline: 1-800-64-PANIC (72642)

Most panic attack helplines are free and confidential, which makes them an excellent way to reach out for help. It is normal to feel hesitant about asking for help, especially if you’re unsure that what you are experiencing is truly a panic attack. But the people who staff panic attack hotlines are sympathetic and nonjudgmental. Their job is to provide people like you with the information and resources you need to get better.

>>76880809
Sup JazzHands.

The answer is no.

>>76880740
lol wtf u need help friend

>tfw I am the puppetmaster and you are all nothing compared to me
>tfw any reply whatsoever has been predicted down to the letter and is by design
>tfw I own the facts and everything you say will be distorted according to my will
>tfw I will ridicule you with as many samefag posts as it takes to convince you that people agree with me
>tfw 3/4ths of the posts you think are coming from your own fanbase also coming from me
>tfw no I haven't taken my medicine mother

>not just one assblasted but two absolutely assblasted replies
If only DG could see the negative effects he's had on his fans. I know he wouldn't like to see his fans under distress, it's now who he was, this isn't what he wanted his legacy to be. It was all supposed to be funposting, now it's anal-devastation and tears.

>>76881090
/mlb/ is an ARG?

/mlb/ is officially /nba/ tier.

>>76881090
You're in deep man. That hook is deeply semented in your skull. You have to kill yourself to break free from the lure. You need medical help.

>>76880564
All of that urine

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Angels

First off:
Good job not getting destroyed today. How did Ricky nolasco stop sucking? A complete game, wtf?

I'm glad to hear Heaney is making progress, shoemaker is coming off DL soon. Trout doing his thing with batting sessions.


Just some things I'm wondering, can someone explain?
Why did we pick up this Franklin guy? Does cowart have no experience at 2B? Why would we exhaust our resources for a guy who is nothing special at all from what we can tell?

Who should we replace when our pitches are off the DL?

Someone Tell Me if scioscia is playing 5D chess, or playing 1D Simon says?


T. Your 1 fan here

>>76881197
Nah, no broships yet

>>76881090
So this is how the 1 Dodgers fan on /sp/ spends his time, eh. Sounds about right.

If a fanbase ate up all my bullshit I would want to be DG too. This is just meta levels of insanity and insecurities this faggot is spewing.

>>76881197

nah

Ive been browsing it a bit lately because of the trade season coming up, and its still worse than this

getting closer though

>>76880809
>mauer

>>76881090
I don't think i will ever put on my trip again
false flagging and causing butthurt is fun

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>>76880809
Matt Cain's perfect game led me to googling Matt Cain, which led me to Game Score..... Have you guys heard of this shit?

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>mfw there are 300 spots left ITT

>>76881708
>"spots"
>not "posts"
gtfo

>>76881708
>>76881757
I bet he calls runs "points"

>>76881681
Yes, look at box scores.

>>76881780
It's really on box scores?

>>76874410
Oh hello ifunny

>>76881777
I bet he calls games "contests"

>>76882046
I bet he calls umpires "refs"

>wake up
>it's a DG general
>come back from work
>it's still a DG general
Wake me up when it's /mlb/ again

>>76882296
Enjoy your eternal slumber.

Thanks again Dodgers.

>>76882182
I bet he calls managers "coaches"

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>yfw you realize who is in fact the most valuable reliever on the trade market

I was shocked too.

>>76881226
>semented
this nigga gay!

>>76882485
who is this Devenski guy I keep hearing about?

>>76882461
I bet he calls foul balls "out of bounds"

>>76878968

hurr durr muh hurt prospect lmao

>>76874381
Sweet, I'll take the 8 on the left

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>>76882661
I bet he calls anime "cartoons"

>>76879214

I rudepost the fuck out of yakketty yak games

>>76882485
This.....this is something...

>>76882779
Leave it to a fucking Mariners fan to ruin it.

>>76881708
Look at these dirty wetbacks

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http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/07/02/1561932383/1498954255472/asset_2500K.mp4

Why is he so perfect?

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Discuss.

>>76882661
I bet he calls pitchers who paint the corners "rembrandts"

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>>76882924

>>76882865
>a simple post about Buster Posey
>not about Clayton Kershaw

inb4 REEEEEE

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>>76882928
I bet he calls pepper a condiment

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>>76882924

>>76882924
Wow

Just wow

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>he calls the pitcher the "ball tosser"

>>76882924
That's shampoo, right?

>>76882924
HE FUCKING DID IT
MY NIGGA

>>76882928
I bet he calls submarine pitching "underhand"

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>>76882928
>>76883031
He probably just calls the pitchers "bowlers"

>>76875537
>Excerpt from Kruk & Kuip show

>>Monday, 6/26, morning batting practice before Rocks game
>>Trainer tells Bum to use the tee in the indoor batting cage and practive bunts and grounders
>>Bums goes outside and starts hitting dingers to left field
>>Trainer tell him to stop

>>One of the other pitchers told Bum that he'd give Bum $1000 if he'd hit one of the ones stretching in the outfield with a a flyball

>>Bum's reply ... I'd go out there and hit the trainer myself for free.

>>ALSO, and he's starting to bum rush people again in the locker room.

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>>76882924
I witnessed with my own two eyes holland and ynoa "pitch" today and thought that would be the worst thing I saw all day. How wrong I was. How wrong I was.

Dodgers relocation from Los Fageles to Las Vegas when?

>>76883100
I bet he calls any fielder who catches the ball the "catcher"

>>76882924
did you do that yourself or did the Odor brothers help you out?

>>76883151
I bet he calls prince fielder royalty

>>76883151
He probably sees DeGrom and thinks he's a "cheerleader"

>>76883171
I bet he calls closers "finishers"

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>>76883180
>>76883176
>>76883171
>>76883151
>>76883096
>>76883071
>>76882928
>>76882661
>>76882461
>>76882182
>>76882046
>>76881777
>>76881757

Worst thread in months. Possibly the season. Most unfunny shit I've read on the 4chan all year.

>>76883190
>stones
>not foot pillows

>>76883190
>baseball border
kek

>>76883190
L

>>76883193
I bet you think bat boys are vampires

>>76883180
I bet he thinks bat boys are superhero sidekicks

>>76883193
I bet you think not all doyers fans are ms13

>>76883190
All of which came before was unfunny. Thus one made me cringe because of the effort that it took.
>inb4 it was effortless
You should feel sad for yourself rn

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>>76883193
I bet you think Mo'Lester is DG

>>76883193
Don't make me jack off on you

>>76883241
protip: google image search that

Best thread in months. Possibly the season. Most funny shit I've read on the 4chan all year.

>>76883218
>>76883224
bat boy mind

I bet he thinks Take Me Out to the Ball Game is a song by Franz Ferdinand

>>76883255
>usa today
To be truthful, I completely expected this amount of quality from them.

How many more of the powerhouse Astros are on the juice?

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>>76882837
FUCK YOU!

>>76883193
I bet he thinks Homer at the Bat is what happens when a player hits the ball over the outfield fence

>>76883288

Like the whole team

>>76883288
When you say it like that, you make it seem like Paulino was a powerhouse when in fact he was not. He was yet another struggling rookie which Hinch loved giving time to shine and ultimately fail while being super freaking conservative with the actual big league starters. At this point it's really annoying not getting to see some of these star players and it's making for bad business but offense is carrying us enough anyways.

But to answer your question, none. He's a rookie trying to keep up with the all-star all-natural young talent around him

>>76883300
I bet he thinks very talented young children play in the Minor Leagues

>>76883190
Ted Cruz pls go

I bet he calls the Phillies the Philadelphians

>>76883314

The whole team is on juice outside of maybe Altuve and Marwin, I thought Springer was clean before his HR stretch.

Bregman might be clean, but he's been around for such a short time there's no way to tell.

where did it all go wrong?

>>76883334
When the Cubs broke everything by winning the world series.

>>76883251
DO IT FAG

I bet he thinks stealing home is a jewish banker scheme

>>76883193
I bet he thinks his conditions he deems fair, are fair

>>76883340
I bet you think SOLER isnt burning these generals to the ground

>>76883288
literally only Aoki and Gary Pettis

>>76883334
When DG left to Curacao the quality of the general took a dip

>>76883323
I bet he goes home from Giants games disappointed because the players aren't really huge

>>76883193
>Most unfunny shit I've read on the 4chan all year.

He must not visit any other boards

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>>76883377
VERY nice digits

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>>76882924

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>>76883342

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>>76883401
>doing that twice within 24 hours

seems legit, obviously not soap

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How does this make you feel, /mlb/?

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>>76883401

>>76883390
I bet he feels cheated and deceived when Dodgers players get hit by pitches

>>76883401

BTFO

>>76883316
I bet he thinks tim tebow always hits off a tee

>>76883401
Now print that picture out and cum on it... cumception

>>76883401
you need to cum on a list of tripfag names next time

you need to cum on a list of tripfag names next time

Here you go

>>76883413
>he can't nut a second time after waiting an hour
What are you a 50 year old man?

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>>76883462
Do I look like a 50 year old man?

>>76883452
Hah! You're funny Mr. UT

>>76883468

Nice!

You're close enough to get some love too

>>76883419
>another old doyertrip appears out of nowhere

what the

>>76883481
Boredom leads to crazy things. Haven't browsed /sp/ in like 3 years. What did I miss?

>>76883481
>doyerfags are bandwagoners

don't be surprised, they have the worst fanbase and organization by far