/trans/ Slippy-Slippy Edition

>European football pundit Gabriele Marcotti believes Liverpool have already agreed personal terms with RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, 22. (Bleacher Report)

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has made Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, his top target with Monaco midfielder Fabinho, 23, on his way to Paris St-Germain. (Manchester Evening News)

>Mourinho will also make a £15m move for 20-year-old Celtic full-back Kieran Tierney. (Daily Mirror)

Leeds United left-back Charlie Taylor, 23, is set to join Burnley, ending 14 years at Elland Road. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>New Middlesbrough boss Garry Monk is ready to beat former club Leeds to the signing of 29-year-old Norwich midfielder Jonny Howson. (Daily Mirror)

Former Newcastle United midfielder Mehdi Abeid, 24, says it would be an "honour" to return to St James' Park. The midfielder left the Magpies two years ago and has since played for Greek outfit Panathinaikos and French side Dijon.(Newcastle Chronicle)

>West Bromwich Albion have agreed a £12m fee with Southampton for the transfer of striker Jay Rodriguez, 27. (Telegraph, via Birmingham Mail)

West Ham are to make a move for former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 29, who joined Bayer Leverkusen in 2015.(Bild, via football.london)

really hope united spunk a load of cash on perisic

liverpool

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>>76869834

hmm...

>>76869834
>£72m not included agent fees and taxes

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liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

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Tonights shit

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How come we've only signed Lindelof even though we have CL football this year? We signed Pogba, Zlatan and Bailly last year without CL football and now can't even get Fabinho who's going to PSG.

>>76869888
There is no way that this series of events actually happened

Imagine wanting to spunk 700 million norwegian kroner on a leftback

>the state of chelsea
>the state of this market

It's even more ridiculous when you take >Marcos A. in to account, it's not like >we even really need a new left-back

>>76869895
>Lacazette
>4.1
>when he's literally confirmed to be leaving 'somewhere' and his replacement has been bought

WEW LADDY BOY THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING.

I'm sad /trans/. I fucked up and PSG snagged my best GK prospect in FM.

>snubbed

>>76869907
Because you finished 6th and got CL through a technicality?

>>76869985
Savescum. Also, Spurs have beaten my Barca team 15 times in a row. I keep save scumming to see if it's even possible to beat them. Best I can do is 4-3.

Who is the most attractive signing, which has occurred this summer?
trying to get my gf interested

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>>76869913
exhibit A

NEWCASTLE SIGNINGS WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76870005
I didn't notice until 1 month to late. Already saved it over. Will be fine tho. Just sad. Getting a little bored with the save so might start a new instead

>>76869907
Signings are going to come shortly, there has to be at least one by the end of the first week of July, pre season training and tour are starting now so things will move faster imo

>>76870016
Just look at the clock, such perfect timing too.

>>76870030
Nobody wants to sign for a zero-hours contract

Just got a credit card lads.
Which footballer can I sign?

>Watford have already made 4 permanent signings
The Pozzos just can't help signing 10 players a window, can they?

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>>76870030
It's gone so far that I actully started to feel bad for Rafa. What do

>>76870032
I did an Unbeaten run with Lions FC in Gibraltar. 2 draws were my worst results. It was easy because you can get amazing quality regens and just rape everybody bar the top shit. Signed loads of Brazilians in January as well w ho were even better.

>>76870054
its the life of relegation horizon football. Make the signings for the next season, dont think about the future.

>>76870006
Andrè Silva

>>76870076
I'll be amazed if they manage to repeat the last two seasons and turn to total shit after Christmas.

>>76870046
kekkles

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>>76870078
>Andrè Silva
said attractive, lad. This autist clearly does not fit the bill

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and he was never heard from ever again

>>76870078
This. Would berry

>>76870117
Fucking why

>>76870129
Monchi needs money for something.

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its just sad at this point

>>76870159
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE ARMY, SIRE!

>>76870159
Poor kid

>>76870159
And that's the last we ever saw of him

>>76870159
he got that youth team league winner and vitesse look about him

Why would you ever go to chelsea youth unless you're a fraud

>>76869794
kek

>“After last summer and knowing how many players the club was going to lose, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to be part of that mess again"- Curtis Davies on leaving Hull City
Put all your money on consecutive relegations.

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>>76870112
>cherrypicking old pics

>>76870201
Didn't they get Slutsky?

>>76869932
Plus Azpilicueta being able to play LB/RB
What Chelsea need its a world class striker

>>76870214
They're going to have an even more threadbare squad than last year.

>>76870187
At least man city have a la liga feeder team

>>76870212
sorry, la.

>>76869794
Is Mbappe to Liverpool confirmed yet?

>>76870237
Are we sad about hull going down or are we okey with it /trans/. I can't decide for myself lads

Gerrard living /RENT FREE/ inside the mind of autists since 2014

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>>76870266
It's only banter

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>try to watch cooking show
>keeps on showing all the grills' cleavage
Apparently it's milk-week

I had to settle for a 2-2 draw with Spurs. Somehow I did it with 10 men for 60 mins. Also, looking at FM's stats. Why have Barca bought so many of these mongs? Rakitic is worse than Iniesta and Biscuits, so where do you play him? Replace Mashy-rano? Or play Mashy-rano as DC instead of Mathiaue?

>>76870313
loving this blog

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>>76870251
paths are being mbrappe'd enroute to Liverpool as we speak

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This is Kepa.
Kepa is a keepa

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>>76870348

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>>76870358

Supposedly Liverpool have said they will either spend £100 million on Mbappe, or not buy a striker

Biggest load of horseshit I've ever heard, doesn't even make sense.

They know 110% that Mbappe wont join Liverpool, so claiming you're in for him is just a way to fool retarded fans that you actually tried

>>76870403
more likely is just that it's all horseshit concocted by agents/journos

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>>76870358
>>76870388

>>76870403
>Supposedly Liverpool have said they will either spend £100 million on Mbappe, or not buy a striker
genius move desu.
Also Ive stated I will either marry Babs or I will die alone

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>>76870368

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>Milan and Neverkusen have agreed on the fixed fee for Calhanoglu, wich will be €20m, they are now discussing about the bonuses but the dea is pretty much done. Calhanoglu will probably undego his medicals on monday togheter with Conti

>>76870429
Anyone know why he did this?

>>76870431
He'll score one hundred gorillion freekick goals in serie A
Decent buy

>>76870313
>advertising upcoming TV shows on titties
Jewish tricks

>>76870266
Also Premier league title free too

>>76870431
Jesus christ how are Milan getting all these players so cheaply?

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>>76870348

>>76870447
neon demon

>>76870447
whatever you do, do not watch Neon Demon. Confirmed Refn is a hack.
If you haven't seen Apocalypse Now, what the fuck are you playing at and get it watched

>>76870447
Neon Demon

Been a long interadesting day in /TRANS/

what movie should I watch to relax for tonight, thinking of something classic

>>76870445
who knows why paddies do anything

>>76870447
Obviously Sausage Party

>>76870463
Bundesliga is the only league in Europe where prices still makes sense. Kessiè (and soon to be Conti) weren't really cheap, neither was Andè Silva. But they are doing very well imo.

>>76870493
Charade.

>>76870266
>Gerrard living /RENT FREE
typical scouser not paying his bills

>>76870447
full metal jacket, apocalypse now or sexy beast

>>76870493
The Blair Witch Project

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>>76870474
>>76870488
>>76870447

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>>76870493
Wonder Woman

>the neon demon is good
absolute binbag opinion desu

>>76870266
Eternally slipping inside the eye of my mind

>>76870463
>>76870518
Also by not being a PL club with infinite money. Prices depends on who's asking.

>>76869794
>West Ham have failed in club-record bids

I feel bad for them, unbelievably incompetent at transfers.

>>76870603
They should just stomach the buyback clause and get ian nacho instead of chasing a 30 year old

>>76870621
It's wierd there isn't more rumours about Ian since he's bretty young and already scoring. Should be a solid transfer unless citeh want excess of like £30-£40m

>>76870603
don't feel bad for them, david gold and sullivan are cunts and also incompetent

>>76870645
Rumour is £25 to £30m and a buyback clause

>>76870661
Worth a shot for many clubs

>>76870447
I enjoyed money monster, but I agree with Neon Demon I need to watch that shit too.

>>76870656
Feel a bit for the fans even if they are east end deanos. Watching shite football for years, never signing anyone good and renting a plastic stadium.

>>76870266
He slid in there and never left

>>76870697
i'm sure there are some alright west ham fans, so i feel sorry for them i suppose

most of them are unbearable cunts though

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>>76870266
That's good so he can afford it on his janny salary

been completely logged out of /sp/ for the past two weeks and I gotta say it feels good

uventus are still hoping to sign Arsenal 'keeper Wojciech Szczesny for next season reports La Gazzetta dello Sport.

>The Serie A champions are believed to be ready to raise their initial €5m offer to €8m in order to sign the Poland international, who the Gunners value at €15m.

>Szczesny, 27, is contracted to the north London club until the summer of 2018.

>>76870700
>>76870718
I don't understand why they had metal bars there in the first place

>>76870779
keep the scum liverpool fans away from climbing on the pitch and lynching an opposition player they didn't like

>>76870779
Terraces were always rammed, stopped them being pushed onto the pitch.

>>76870763
4 - 1

>>76870773
aren't they selling ospina too? solid plan wenger

>>76870779
Cheapest way to keep people off the pitch. Crazy that any of the fences were still there after the Bradford fire though desu.

>>76870826
Yeah some french club after him and Cech isn't was he used to be and somewhat injury prone

>>76869888
Good poast

Should I buy a fotty shirt lads or will I regret spending £75 to look like a wanker

How do we remove the irish from /sp/?

>>76870826
No, they're not. Just like they're not buying Lacazzete.

>>76870943
Depends on the shirt.

>>76870955
BBC say lacazette will happen. wenger will ruin him just like ozil anyway

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>>76870943
Buy Sparta's 17/18 away shirt

>>76870950
Linfield must defeat Celtic on the 12th of July

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>>76870959

>buying a shirt with a sponsor
no thanks. Which clubs dont have sponsors?

>>76870943
Yes only wear it round the house and sometimes under a jacket when you need to nip round the bookies and chippie

>>76870991
roma

>>76870989
Christ, that's a good kit.

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>>76870991
Does this one count as a sponsor?

>>76871003
thinking of wearing it while exercising too tho

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>>76870980
Delusional Arsecuck detected.

>>76871031
Ive just looked it up, you can buy Roma without the sponsor. Ideal really.

>>76871045
it will happen and he'll be shit. no delusion there

>>76871036
Beware swede, many football tops chaff your nipples like a cunt

>>76870967
Genuinely looks like he's wearing a tea towel around his waist.

>>76871036
I go running in replica kit. I dunno if that's weird, not that I give a toss desu.

>>76871049
that's because Roma don't have sponsors on theyr kits, that SPQR thing was for the derby, it's not a sponsor

>>76871049
Yeah, but that's the special Rome-derby shirt from last year, it's all gold and no meme stripiness like on the regular kit.

>>76871075
>>76871065
>>76871027
>>76870959
>>76870982
lads

LADS

I'm doing it

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>>76871060
>he will happen
As I said, delusional.

>>76871080
Wait, Roma aren't sponsored by the ancient Roman Republic?

>>76871117
well they probably are.

>>76871080
>Roma don't have sponsors on theyr kits

Why. That's literally throwing millions away

>>76871097
Stay loyal to your country and get a Vimmerby kit instead

>buying kits over the age of 12

>>76871155
why would I buy kits for 12 year olds?

>>76871155
It's nice to wear a shirt or other club branded tat to the game desu, I dunno why people get so precious about it.

>>76871155
>fucking toilets over the age of anything

>>76871172
>mfw a lad in Derby was raided for buying a child sex doll

>>76870661
Bit too much imo.

>>76871174
As long as you don't go full-kit-wanker it's fine when you go to a game desu

>>76871241
What if you just wear the socks and shinpads under normal clothes?

>>76871241
where is the line drawn, shinpads?

>Your order is now safely with us.

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can we all at least agree to never buy those stupid "vintage" tops like that mong Mo wears?

>>76871241
I'd draw the line at the socks, shirt and shorts is alright if you're on holiday or whatever.

>>76871257
Captain's armband.

>>76871268
no they show that you are a proper fan(tm)

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>>76871268
Does >pic related count as vintage? I wear it to the gym sometimes

>>76871295
Mo, go back to /arse/

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>you'll never look 'this' good

>>76871268
88-89 is the GOAT season in English football tbf

>>76871296
anything is acceptable to the gym. I wear hot pants on squat day

>>76871308
I like how Messi wearing normal clothes makes him look like the odd one in this image.

>>76871328
What color is your squat plug?

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>>76871296
This is my favourite old shirt that I still wear. The sponsor is starting to peel off though unfortunately.

>>76871350
dont do this.

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>>76871268
>>>/arsecuck/

>>76871406
Nah bro dont do this

>>76871350
whats a squat plug?

>BREAKING: Milan have signed Çalhanoglu. Done deal, player will arrive in Milan tomorrow [@DiMarzio]

ffs

is he shit?

>>76871471
it's a /fit/ meme

>>76871472
He's alright. Age is on his side too.

>>76871472
Decent signing and for 20isch million more than decent. Scores bretty freekicks and blooters that look good on youtube

West Brom are set to sign Jay Rodriguez in a £15m deal from Southampton, according to Sky sources
Chelsea have signed free agent 'keeper Willy Caballero, who was formerly with Man City
Meanwhile, the champions are also in negotiations over a compensation fee to sign 16-year-old Ethan Ampadu from Exeter
Southampton have signed defender Jan Bednarek from Lech Poznan on a five-year deal
Watford have secured the services of Spanish right-back Kiko Femenia and Austria U21 goalkeeper Daniel Bachmann
Arsenal are close to completing a record deal, in excess of £50m for Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette
Our colleagues in Italy are reporting Chelsea have agreed a £33.3m deal to sign Antonio Rudiger from Roma with a medical taking place next week
West Ham are in talks to sign Anthony Modeste from Cologne - and are willing to pay £20m
On top of that we understand the Hammers have contacted Villarreal about Cedric Bakambu
And finally, here's one to look out for over the next dew days - we've been told Michael Keane's move to Everton should be completed soon

>>76871518
>>76871526
hope he just works hard on defense so he can play in the midfield

too slow for the wing

>>76871472
Free kick master

pretty decent signing for milan

>>76871472
He's good

Was gonna move to england likely united but he got banned

>>76871533
West Brom are set to sign Jay Rodriguez in a £15m deal from Southampton, according to Sky sources

>Chelsea have signed free agent 'keeper Willy Caballero, who was formerly with Man City

Meanwhile, the champions are also in negotiations over a compensation fee to sign 16-year-old Ethan Ampadu from Exeter

>Southampton have signed defender Jan Bednarek from Lech Poznan on a five-year deal

Watford have secured the services of Spanish right-back Kiko Femenia and Austria U21 goalkeeper Daniel Bachmann

>Arsenal are close to completing a record deal, in excess of £50m for Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette

Our colleagues in Italy are reporting Chelsea have agreed a £33.3m deal to sign Antonio Rudiger from Roma with a medical taking place next week

>West Ham are in talks to sign Anthony Modeste from Cologne - and are willing to pay £20m

On top of that we understand the Hammers have contacted Villarreal about Cedric Bakambu

>And finally, here's one to look out for over the next dew days - we've been told Michael Keane's move to Everton should be completed soon

plz post pretty

>>76871533
Why are Everton buying everything but a striker

>>76871575
Sandro Ramirez inbound la

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>>76871570
hmmmm i'll think about it next time

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>>76871612

>>76871586
Would have thought they'd go big for a striker. 25 or whatever Lukaku got last season is a lot to make up for

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10932153/paul-pogba-says-manchester-must-fight-threat-of-terrorism-and-never-give-up

you now remember Cristian Tello

>>76871668
>Europe is in danger

>>76871632
He's buyout clause was 5m because he moved on free from barca 16/17 season and no one know he was >elite yet
I rate him but don't trust me on it I just like the way he plays and especially his shot. Secretly hoping he ends up somewhere better than Everton

>>76871668
#I'llDabWithYou

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>>76871668
*dabs*

>>76871732
dab by me when you're not strong

>>76871671
You now remember Isaac Cuenca

>>76871668
Get that City and United are rivals but that's no reason for Pogba to go after our owners

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>>76871799
kek

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>>76871799

opinions on Lacazette?

>>76871871
should be an improvment over giroud

>>76871871
Can't get into the France squad ahead of Giroud

>>76871895
>>76871904
Kek

>>76871904
well they use giroud for his target abilitys so I would rather say he doesn't get in over griez

>>76871871
A stronger and a tad bit taller Chicharito.

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night, lads. need a good kip for my morning run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYG72zF5R9k
I feel bad for you dutchbros

>>76871955
Chicha 175cm
Laca 175cm
>what did he mean by this

>>76872005
Don't feel bad for our rivals. We still need to beat them in the final round.

>>76871003
>Nip around the bookies and chipper

Is this supposed to be English?

>>76872030
chippie, not chipper you heathen

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>>76872028
We're fine la

>>76872030
It is English

also

Chippie not chipper

>>76872048
it's chipper

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No new rumours reeeeeeeeeeee

SHIEEEEEEEEET *DABS*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaXWyYBGjaA

Any updates on the Gary Medel to Boca situation?

>>76872200
on the boat la

>>76872200
>you now remember Gary Medel was at Cardiff and got a move to Inter Milan after being relegated

>>76872250
Some are just lucky like that. Or is it even luck...?

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>>76872250
>you now remember Vincent Tan buying players with his lucky nomber and Ole Gunnar Solskjær buy half the norwegian league

>>76872270
>>76872281
Cardiff's sole PL season was really fucking weird.

>>76872283
I wonder how a retard like Tan can get so rich

>>76872281
>You've been Tanned

>>76872307
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/wales/35559890

i particularly liked this

>>76872281
>always be red

>>76872345
>"The law of averages says the more you shoot, the more you'll score. If you shoot 30 times you'll get three goals, 40 times will be four goals, 50 times and you'll get five goals.

>"Don't respond by saying I know nothing about football. I've learned an awful lot, I see players regularly scoring in the Premier League from distance and we have to do that."

>>76872345
kek
>"The players sat and listened to that, they saw the logic of taking opportunities when they come to them," he said.

>"I think all players know that, whether you are shooting from five, 10 or 25 yards out."

Fucking genius mate. When you get the oppertunity to score, score

>>76871308
South Americans are a plague

>>76872307
Doesn't he own casinos or something? Any retard can print money with enough start-up

>>76872345
>Russell "Paedo PE Teacher" Slade
He somehow achieved the honour of managing three teams in a row with batshit insane owners

>Tan at Cardiff
>SISU at Coventry
>Duchatelet at Charlton

>>76872448
Knowing Tan I'd think he'd fuck up something as simple as that too

>can you not?
is this a new meme? I've been seeing it everywhere.

>>76872390
He makes a good point. At one point it'll be a blooter.

>>76872526
It's an old as hell meme.

What is the official /trans/ music provider?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333292
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Poll soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhznI0WaFSg

>>76872537
since when?

>>76872543
Me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5hiLXkWMo

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>Chile midfielder Arturo Vidal believes beating Germany in the Confederations Cup final in Russia will prove they are the best team in the world.

>>76872543
>>76872568
Why can't you just listen to something normal

>>76871132
They didnt find anyone that offered as much as they wanted so they straight up decided to not have any, yes it's dumb.

>DiCanio, Alex Neal, Steven Gerrard favourites for preston job
Bit scared lads. Just want Moysie back.

Actual fotty related strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333356
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>>76872625
Alex "Scottish Genetics" Neil would be a decent shout for Preston.

>>76872632
multiple chioce btw

>>76872625
Remember when everyone respected >Moyes for his long term consistency at Everton. Feels so long ago now.

>>76872625
Di Canio was pretty good for Sunderland

>>76872720
For two months.

>>76869831
>Tierny
Yes pls

Also Abeid was decent for Newcastle, shouldn't have sold him.

Just downloaded Crash Bandicoot for ps4 lads

>>76872625
You wouldn't want Alex Neil?

>>76872625
Utter bollocks. Oxford had Steve McClaren, Frank Lampard and some other meme manager. We got literally fucking who Clotet, who couldn't even manage a club.

>>76872717
To be fair to him the United job was impossible, even Mourinho said years before Fergie retired that he wouldn't want to be his immediate successor. Don't care what happened at the foreign club and Sunderland were a lost cause and going down before a ball was kicked.

>>76872775
Well, at least you didn't get Steve McClaren.

>>76872764
Nostalgiafag

*starts up WipeOut Omega Collection*

>>76872779
Yeah I don't think he's a weak manager at all, just got a rough ride. If he finds a club that trust him and aren't in a wreck I think he'll do alright.

>>76872796
I couldn't help it desu, i wanna play the polar bear level so bad

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>>76872764
Play Bloodborne if you haven't already

I'm getting chills looking at >pic related

>>76872779
Moyes at Real Sociodad was hillarius. Lived at his hotell and wouldn't even attempt to learn spanish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8TqsgPBuwc

>>76872846
>tfw took forever to beat Martyr Logarius, then lost all motivation to play after I finally beat him

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>>76872793
THINK OF THE MEMES. I dunno what McClaren would have done with Oxford. It's a brain dead job. Is there a Day In The Life of McClaren anywhere?

>>76872779
I guess. His attitude towards the Sunderland job was a bit stupid though, what did he expect going there?

>>76872846
Never played it but i've played a bit of Dark souls 1 and 2

>>76872882
And you might have gotten to meet Casper.

>>76872929
literally fucking who?

>>76871472
Utd snubbed once agaon

>>76872961
Casper the snake, it's McClaren's pet snake from Atheltico Mince.

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What player is this?

Is it worth to visit canada during winter?

benzema to arsenal

Why have transfers been so dead this week?

>Arselel getting bids rejected for random France B team players
>Chelsea signing City's back up keeper
>United doing nothing
>Liverpool thinking they're playing Fifa and can sign world class players
>Spurs

>>76872978
Oh right. Yeah I remember now.

>>76873013
europe have realised they can jew pl clubs for all they've got

>>76873013
Well, Lemar was being bid on by Arse and Spurs. Rejected. But Lacazzete has had his replacement signed and the President says he's gone this window (not to where though). Chelsea are going for £125M trio. United have literally signed a £35M defender. Liverpool...? and Spurs...? Who knows.

>>76872991
Based delph

>>76872998
>Is it worth to visit canada
No mate

>>76873043

Didn't Lacazzete say it was his dream to play for Atletico?

>>76873013
>Why have transfers been so dead this week?
Because Clubs are sorting out replacements

Sanchez can't move until Lacazette moves who can't move until replacement for him moves

Mendy can't move until Monaco have him replaced, same for all their other lads

Walker is being delayed by Trippier's contract
Bertrand by soton wanting to sort a replacement

Lukaku is a proper saga where Everton don't want to sell

>>76873013
>>76873043
I just want spuds to get a a good pacy winger. The last two literal whos can sod off.
Lamer would be awesome but won't happen.
Son and Lamella are >dead and we need someone
Winks, Onomah and Kyle Walker-Peters moving to first team prolly wont do it

>>76873064
It's every Frog's dream to play under Wenger too.

>>76873064
He agreed personal terms with them last summer but it fell through due to AM getting transfer b&

>>76872877
I just beat him, literally half an hour ago. Didn't find him that hard after I figured out I could interrupt his self-buff and could shoot the sword instead of running to it and hitting it with my weapon

>>76873076
>ABA swede is a spurs fan
makes so much sense, lol, what a bandwagoner.

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Psssst, hey kids, you want a fresh Arsenal rumour?

>>76873090
still not the same person lad stop being so butthurt

>>76873100
That was a meme too good for this world.

But I'll trade you a Liverpool rumour...

>>76873102
>projecting
Bit defensive, aren't we m8?

>>76873100
no they didn't bit for two sporting players

>>76873102
That fact you reacted like that makes me think you are. Calm down lad, just a bit of banter.

>>76873110
Oh but they did, you will see it in the news and then you will remember that one anon from /sp/

>>76873117
It's just a bit anoying lad but I'm calm lad I'm calm

>>76873085
I found him incredibly hard for some reason, but nice work la. What level were you?

>>76873151
I bet you did, faget.

Arsenal are preparing a stunning £125m big for Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe, 18, in an attempt to beat Real Madrid to his signature. (Mirror)

>Manchester United's hopes of signing 28-year-old winger Ivan Perisic have been boosted after the Inter Milan ace 'told his agent he wants a Premier League move'.

Bayern Munich manager Carlo Ancelotti has appeared to open the door for the club to make a move for Arsenal star Alexis Sanchez this summer after labelling the 28-year-old Chilean a "great player". (London Evening Standard)

>Manchester City also want Sanchez but Arsenal will not allow him to move to a Premier League rival. (Daily Mail)

Jurgen Klopp could block Daniel Sturridge from leaving Liverpool - because it will cost too much to replace the 27-year-old striker. (Mirror)

>Striker Diego Costa is on the verge of re-joining Atletico Madrid from Chelsea - but the 28-year-old will not be able to play a match until January. (Daily Mail)

Roma defender Antonio Rudiger, 24, dropped an enormous hint on Instagram that he is set for an imminent move to Chelsea this summer. (Metro)

>Swansea City are on the verge of pulling off a major coup with the £11m signing of 28-year-old Las Palmas playmaker Roque Mesa. (Telegraph)

The agents of Arsenal right-back Hector Bellerin have reportedly begun negotiations to get the 22-year-old Spaniard a transfer back to his old club Barcelona this summer. (Sport, via Metro)

>Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez is considering a move for 30-year-old England goalkeeper Joe Hart. (Sun)

Leeds United defender Charlie Taylor, 23, is set to join Premier League side Burnley. (Yorkshire Post)

>>76873118
flawed rumour lad, under no circumstances will wenger ever buy a defensive midfielder

Meanwhile...

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 30, is now a married man but he may need to have a word with Diego Maradona, who seemed somewhat annoyed at having been left off the guest list. (Marca)


>Speaking of getting married, Tottenham striker Harry Kane has reason to celebrate after popping the question to girlfriend Katie Goodland... and she said yes. (Mirror)

Bellerin has been mocked on social media for being the only player to adorn his runner-up medal after the European Under-21 final. (Daily Mail)

>Twitter users joked after Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin kept his runners-up medal around his neck

Manchester City forward Gabriel Jesus, 20, has revealed that he is afraid to head the ball. (Manchester Evening News)

>Tennis player Nick Kyrgios, 22, turned heads at Wimbledon on Saturday by showing off the new Tottenham shirt at the All England Club.(Independent)

>>76873180
Heading the ball does cause brain damage tbf.

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>>76873160

>>76873162
Fucking WHAT? £60M on Lacazette and now £125M on Mbappe? What the flying fuck? £180M on two strikers?

>>76873177
>Elmemy
>Coq
>Xhaka
Unless you mean a leg breaker, then you're right.

>>76873217
Would be retarded if they didn't try. Don't think mbappé will move tho

>>76873217
>Unless you mean a leg breaker, then you're right.

someone over 6ft would be a start. I remember when he was using fucking arteta as the holding midfielder

>>76873177
Not a rumour, reliable inside source, the guy that revealed it has been right in the past. Time will tell.

>>76873252
Yeah. He should sign William Carvalho imo.

>>76873180
Gabby is so cute

>>76873286
Carvalho should be forced to shave his fucking stash before entreing the country

>>76873217

It's the Wenger way, make offers for players who would never want to join you to make the fans happy then resign Flamini

>>76873151
65 with a +6 Rifle Spear

>>76873243
They're the only club that's been linked since the start. Madrid came in later. This is utter insanity. It'd be a hilarious buy for sure, but I think it's utter bollocks. Unless the chairmen at Arse have gone insane and want to pretend they actually have money to spend, then it won't happen. Wonga should just sign Lacasette and then work on getting some wingers and a midfield tireless guy who can play 45 games a reason for 90mins and can battle shit down.

>>76873315
>mfw had to google it
LEL.

>>76873318
What? Mbappe has literally said he'd love to go to Arsenal cause of Wonga. He's said it's the only PL club he'd want to go to atm. He's following Arsenal players online and he's good friends with Adeilade who's told him it's a good club. So the only reason he won't go is if Monaco don't sell. £125M is literally a great deal for what could be a one season wonder.

>>76873337
The range of the Rifle Spear would come in handy, I could imagine

Can't believe Gerard Deulofeu got bought back by Barcelona desu

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:), fuck mods edition

>>76873349
It's wierd but him moving to arsenal kinda makes sense if he gets promised that he'll use the club as stepping stone. It might actully be a smart move for him because of >ligue 1
But those CL games with Monaco tho lad

t. spurs fan

>>76873349
Arsenal would never bid anywhere close to what Monaco would accept. Wenger was complaining about inflation when proven world class players were going for half that.

If he's followed this kid for years, why didn't he go out and get him before? This is a man who refused to buy a young Drogba for £200k.

>>76873471
Mbappe moving to Arse makes 100% sense if he's going to be a star there. For £125M, he better be. If he spent 5 years at Arse, by the time he's 23, if he performs like he did last season, he'll easily be the first £150M+ player. As it is? If he stayed at Monaco, he'd have to hope to do the same. Monaco is taking a risk. As long as Monaco get him to perform that, they'll make $$$ next season.

>>76873565
Mbappe didn't want to leave France till he was 18, apparently. Or so I read. How many other managers have missed out on players? Or should every club do a Chelsea and buy every 'talent' and stick them in a army of loanees?

>>76873594
There's a difference between missing out on a player and refusing to pay miniscule amounts for one you've personally identified. I mean c'mon, it can't have been that hard to see he had world class potential.

>>76873594
tbf lad I just hope he turns out to be legit there are some really exciting players comming up and I just wanna watch some good footy

>>76873696
I feel like he'll turn out to be a flop. He just has this whole "meme aura" I can't get over. Dembele on the other hand looks like the real deal.

>>76873767
Was thinking of Ousmane too as the other really good prospect.
Mbappes CL games makes me really hope he isn't a meme and he looks so happy

>>76873696
>>76873767
>>76873801
>talking to yourself

bit sad tbqhafwymm

>>76873864
Sorry Mads. You're welcome to chime in

>>76873889
Thanks m8.

I think Mbappé actually has genuine potential. He won't reach Messi/Ronaldo level, but he will probably become about equal to Henry. He seems pretty fit as well, so injuries don't seem likely to stunt his development

I think i'm guna have to leave /trans/ for a few days lads, can't bare the lack of transfers and solid news

>>76873940
>Implying you aren't here for the ebin banter with the #lads

>>76873940
see
>>76874008

the bants are fun just go ABU/ABL/ABwhatever and roll with it

>>76873940
>his team didn't spend 160m alredy
sucks to be you

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>>76874008
>>76874048

Well i suppose you're right, it is pretty dead and slow a lot of the time though. Might have to larp a bit then.

>>76874093
Milan?

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Explain to me how Aubameyang can be on his way to china and there be clubs with alot of money and no goalscorer

>>76874127
>based mong

>>76874162
Money talks.

>>76873934
Who knows how far he could go. It's not all about his goals, his movement, confidence and presence on the pitch is remarkable for an 18 year old. All the signs of not just world class talent but a special player.

If he goes to Arsenal he'll be injured within a week.

>>76874148
yes

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>>76874174
makes me sad la

>>76874176
>If he goes to Arsenal he'll be injured within a week.
Worst fucking meme. Some players are just brittle. Wilshere got injured at Mememouth. Diaby got injured at Marseilles.

Going to Arse as a stepping stone is the best move he can do, but £125M isn't stepping stone money unless he scores 30 goals a season for them and goes for £150M.

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>>76874184
How do you feel about your team? You optimistic that milan will get back to elite level? Or will the new owners spend too much on flops and fuck the club up more?

Also the new kit is very nice

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>>76874162
Is he the next great Swedish hope?

>>76874277
>joins Spurs
>the mong triumvirate of Kane, Dier and Tibbling is compelte