/rug/ - Nothing to Report

First for sailing is NZ's first sport.

SBW will be stoned to death.

You may only post ITT if you won a test match today.

>not so fast poopeeland

Shit ref

/r/ing webm of final penalty

>>76864045
Which number did you have on your back lad?

>>76864045
>counting this as a win
Clearly NH Rugby is in a league of its own

>Sunni Bilail pulls a fast one for the caliphate
Inshallah

me oh my i did not enjoy that no boy

>>76864042
Did he look at a girl without a headdress?

We have a growing Indian and Chinese population here in New Zealand. Almost 20%. It's time to represent them properly in the team to start getting results. Shutting the sport to 80% is pretty damn dumb.

Blues > All Blacks

>tryless
>first home loss for centuries
>savea exposed as fuck at the breakdown
>cruden on shithouse watch
>SBW on brave pilgrimage to the sinbin watch

>these referees referee the 6N

no wonder Europe never produces rugby worth a damn

>>76864061
he saw a tattoo on the guys arm and thought it resembled mohammed

Wait wtf Lions won?? I was going off the New Zealand posters who were claiming they had the moral victory!

>tfw had a grand on the Lions

Kek, easy money.

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>>76864063

>>76864063
>Poo Xiland

>>76864045
The United Kingdom of Britain didn't win a test match today for what it's worth

>>76864064
I say we field the Blues for the third test

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11884482

>touring side listed first

New Zealand are bad

>>76864082
bwahhahahahhahaha ohshit

>>76864072
The "betting" expert was going on about how everyone was over rating the AB's before the game. Post your slip mate.

>>76864086
>le complain about every OP man

Naholo got heem'd
Fatvea back on the wing?

>>76864052

12th man la

>>76864093
thats usually me la

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*jumps*

*catches ball*

*teleports into your shoulder*

Heh, nothing personnel.

>>76864099
jordie at fullback
dagg on the wing
hopefully he comes right though

>>76864102
You mean there's two of you annoying cunts?
Crikey

>>76864082
topkek

>>76864071
The decisive penalty came from an english player jumping with the ball giving the all black player the options of:
>let him pass by and score a try
>tackling him and possibly getting penalised if the ref is an unreasonable shitcunt

OFFICIAL 2017 LIONS TOUR POWER RANKINGS

Blues > Highlanders > All Blacks = Hurricanes = Lions > Crusaders > Maori All Blacks >>> Chiefs

At least we know how to win a game now. Just jump before you get tackled.

Scotland

>>76864114
>jumping with the ball

He jumped to catch the pass. It's a penalty.

>>76864118

Actual power rankings guy here: You've done well lad, I would have ranked them the same.

Name the last time the all blacks lost 2 games in a row

You literally cant

>>76864091
>be part of family betting syndicate
>my turn to bet
>boring sports weekend, test is main event
>AB odds are always fucked from biased tab retards
>Hail Mary it all on lions twelve and under
>labelled as traitor, retard, how dare you, etc
>$300 profit
>haven't heard a peep from family

>>76864118
what about the baa baas?

>debating the penalty
I can see why people would debate it as it was the most contentious call in the game.

>debating the red card
lol no.

>>76864123
Oh yeah you're right everyone should have given him a wide berth to make sure he landed from his 30cm high jump unmolested

>>76864126
>Actual power rankings guy here
kys

>>76864123
Do you unironically think this or just for the meme?

>>76864127
2011

>>76864118
*chiefs b team

>>76864131
The call of obstructing a player chasing a kick who would arrived three seconds after Barrett got to it wasn't great either.

>>76864118
The Maori Blacks spent their whole time together practicing the haka, they deserved to lose

>>76864127

"we" lost twice in a week you dumb cunt, it's pretty bloody easy.

>>76864126
>>76864118
No I'm the power rankings guy

>>76864139
Not him, but it was a fat smelly prop. It's a miracle he managed to get both feet off the ground.

>>76864141
Fuck the Chiefs. They lost the Maoris game because TKB/Memekensize/Lowe are fuckwits. And Cruden's kick just then.

>>76864131
There were plenty of bad calls. The red was fair.

>>76864146
>>76864134

No it's me, ur dad.

>>76864145

you literally cant

>Sonny Bill Williams became the first All Black to be sent off on home soil in history

Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76864155
Dad get off 4chan

>>76864131
There were so many bad calls tho. What about the retarded 5 minute advantage after we had progressed 25 metres?
It helped my team and it STILL pissed me off

>>76864161

Sorry son, tell your mother that I'm sorry for all those affairs.

>>76864142
Also that one time Vunipola was standing over the ball on two feet but got penalised for playing the ball on the ground.

And that one time he decided to reverse a scrum feed because he changed his mind about whether or not something was a maul after shouting out "maul".

Sonny Bill Williams is the first All Blacks player to be sent off since 1967

Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

anyone else think vunipola could have seen a red for his fouls on barrett? pretty cynical

>>76864142
>turn 90 degrees to take out a player off the ball
>not a penalty
kek

>>76864169

Momihetyb

>>76864170
no he scraped by barrett it was a fair call

>>76864159

>I guess I'll rise to this bait

2011 you fucking moron. You might remember we also won a world cup that year.

>>76864169
unfortunate it was only a red card and not an arrest

>>76864182

LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN NAME EM

>>76864167
If you choke tackle someone who has just caught a kick the scrum feed goes to the catching team

>>76864169
Ref must have had a permanent stiffy for the rest of the game, and that's why he couldn't think straight.

Official GOOD GUYS™ of NZ Rugby:
Blues, Landers, Barbars.

TWEENERS:
Hurrs, All Blacks.

BAD GUYS:
Queefs, Poosaders.

>>76864063
Aotearoa being superpower in kabaddi and badminton. Next stage is attract SE asians to NZ be strong in sepak takraw.

How long till a sunni bill press conference or tweet apologizing?

I'm saying about 12 hours

>>76864185

...I'm not sure what your endgame is with this.

>>76864170
>expecting consistency from that ref

>>76864187
Yeah I'll agree with that, the correct call was made in the end. But don't go calling out maul and influencing decisions that players make while the ball is still live.

Reminder BRbro is literally a ref and >>76863814

>>76864190
Gave your mum a sepak on my takraw last night son.

I unironically believe this game was rigged

TAB before the game said it was the fourth most money ever bet on a sporting event in nz

Give sunni bill a little bit under the table for a cheeky shoulder to the head and then let the game play itself out

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Gatland > Hanshit

>>76864205
>refs kids rugby in a 3rd world country.
Cool.

>>76864179
the first was excusable, yeah. then he flattened him out while he was still on the deck without the ball 3 mins later

>>76864205
The guy out on the field was a 'ref' too.

>>76864189
>list is literally the inverse of skill
Does being good at rugby make you a bad guy?

>>76864196

*Gets a red*

*dabs*

>>76864214
yeah that "clearing" was just bad

>>76864211
Arguing with refs. Classic kiwi

>I d-didnt s-say anything

>>76864205
I wouldn't trust a Brazilian as far as I could throw him

Why doesn't Jordie Barrett get a call up? Better kicker than Beauden and a good fullback

>>76864109
Dagg is a meme. Get rid of him. Shit under high ball.

>>76864211
It would to loveable to ref a kids rugby here, but there isn't kids rugby where I live

>>76864225
Literally no proof offered he's any kind of ref.
>but he said so
Cool.

Cruden was utterly gash when he came on
Savea plays more like an 8 or maybe a 6 than a 7
Smith was poor and outplayed by Murray
Read got smashed backwards numerous times

>>76864225

If you don't think the ref overstepped when he yelled at TJ when he put his hands up and said nothing, you're a seething casual and should go back to the BBC sports comments section.

>>76864231
inexperienced player in a series decider usually isnt good

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Check out this absolute cracker I just came out with.

>>76864236
I thought we were mates.

>>76864231
cause the media is riding the BB meme and doesnt want to have to fast track their marketing for Jordie. I think we need to get over superstar 10s and just put the best kicker in the slot, cause we've forgotten how spoiled we were with this 10 years ago

>>76864225
From the team that whinges to the ref at every single breakdown regardless of how legal it was

>>76864240
I don't mean now, just in general

Best player for the Canes on Tuesday

>>76864170
Yes.

>>76864241
Good job mate I'm sure reddit will love it

>>76864205
It sets a bad precedent, it is pretty bloody easy to add a little jump or skip to every time you catch a pass. Technically you are in the air, technically a foul.
If you want to be a stiffer for the rules, every single time a player is tackled after passing the ball is also a penalty and should be awarded. This happens dozens of times a game.

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Watching the Chicago game

>Kiwis think this isn't a penalty

No wonder why they always think the ref is against them top fuckin kek

>>76864263

HE COULDA DOID

live in the present

>>76864236
Cruden has turned to shit
Savea has moved to No. 8 so no surprises 2bh
Smith is shit and I have been saying it since the toilet
Read is only on the field because he was groomed to be captain

All in all good analysis lad I agree

Shields > Read

Probably when anyone access the WR Laws in Aotearoa, it sees a different text than in rest of World.

I shall travel to NZ when possible to see how different are.

>>76864280

If beauden hit his kicks we woulda won

Pretty funny 2bh

>>76864263
A lot of people agreed that it should have been a penalty later on. Most people think he is a shit player.
Stop believing memes in the heat of the moment.

at least the final test will be exciting

Why are people still unable to admit that AWJ played well? Is it because they spent all week seething about his selection?

No one will even rate this win because of the red lol

>>76864288
Shields is far more attractive ttttbnhb (to tell the truth but no homo bro)

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>he didn't believe the rain and french ref meme

Itoje is an awful player and a major liability.
Murray is the most one-dimensional 9 in the world.
The Sexton Farrell combo is utterly pointless.
Lions have no good Hookers/Props apart from that one darkie who always hangs out on the wing.

>>76864289
BRbro going all in. Kiwis annihilated.

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>>76864302
*blocks your path*

>>76864308
Itoje does some good things but he's completely reckless sometimes and gives away far too many penalties.
Maybe AWJ and Lawes to start last test Tbh.

>>76864289
Good luck getting a tourist visa lol

>>76864321
During one of Farrell's missed kicks you could see Itoje standing in the background just behind him yelling and whooping at someone on his own team. Great guy.

REALLY wish I had a French gf right about now.

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>>76864289
this law didnt come into play in that incident

>>76864308

Because they're fucking weird mate.

People hate to be wrong, even on the internet. They nail their colours to the mast and say "oh player X is shite" and the no matter what happens during the game they'll claim they were right.

"LOOK, HE ONLY MADE 8 TACKLES, LMFAO ITOJE MADE 9. THEREFORE AWJ IS SHIT, DROP HIM!!!!"

>vunipola shoulders bb twice in the head when he doesn't have the ball
Es bien play on!
>forearm naholo in the head and give him a match ending concussion
T-totally fine mon ami!
>sbw accidentally shoulders a guy in the head with the force of a feather
SACRE BLEU RED CARD

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>>76864289
plenty of these from the lions went unpunished if you want to get technical lad

>Gats has a victory over ABs
How will they cope?

>>76864373

>accidentally

Your filthy muslim pal cost you big time mate. He'll go scampering back to League soon and you'll wonder why you even bothered.

The Vunipola incident looked bad and could have been more than a yellow. The SOB forearm was just plain unlucky

It's as if this kiwi seething is scripted it is so close to what I predicted would happen when they lost. Fucking suck it up gayboys.

Ref was garbage (it's Garces, though, so duh). SBW is a moron, totally deserved the red. Vunipola should also have gotten red (shoulder to the face, exact same infringement). Barrett's place kicking was piss poor - missed 2 sitters. Murray is an excellent halfback, and Sexton/Farrell distributed well late game. Cruden's cross-kick at the end was idiotic. Last penalty was nonsense, imo.

Next week's game is reffed by Poite, ffs. The only ref worse than Garces.

>>76864359
>People hate to be wrong, even on the internet.
I'd say more so on the Internet, since you don't necessarily know the person or have to care about what they say. More so on places like this where you can slip in and out of a conversation. Everyone sees themselves as an expert and never incorrect.

>>76864396
>barely beat Fiji
>lost to Scotland
>barely beat Italy

Yeah mate

*pisses on you*

>>76864153
aye, Lowe & memes made a few errors. can;'t say the ref/weather suited the maoris though

>>76864396
Sorry I will stop talking about my thoughts of the game just played.

>>76864397
Man at this point the southern hemisphere should just form its own code to get away from shit tier Northern hemisphere refs

How can anyone watch these games with these jumped up french faggot refs and feel anything but disgust?

It's just a game lads.

>>76864395
SBW is getting a bit old to make the code switch back now, and Hansen is building him up as his golden boy for the 2019 RWC.

Would love to see him go though, ALB/Goodhue/Laumape/Aso/Barrett are some great midfield options.

>>76864397
Agree, except Vunipola's wasn't exact same infringement, and Vunipola hitting Barrett was picked up but Codie Taylor hitting whoever wasn't

>>76864397
the vunipola one was fair
his shoulder didnt hit his face

>>76864439
His elbow did. And there was a lot more intent in it than the SBW hit, where the guy was falling.

>>76864326

>lawes to start

You don't watch much rugby do you?
He is the king of cheap shots and conceeder of ludicrous penalties.

>it's a kiwis blame the ref when they lose episode
Always tasty.

>>76864427

Garces did his very best to even out the score after the red card.

The penalty count against the Lions was massively imbalanced. Farrell got checked after kicking the ball? Nothing. 2 minutes later Mako, the dumb fat fuck hits Barrett. Penalty, 3 points.

A different ref may have penalised the Lions less and penalised the Lions more. I'm not sure any ref would have given Vunipola a red card.

Garces probably helped you as best he could.

>>76864439
Na, bollocks. was completely off the ball too, and immediately followed an off the ball tackle.

>>76864448
>it's a losing side blame the ref when they lose episode

Get off the high horse lad, Sonny Bill lost it more than the ref did.

>>76864431
>nd Hansen is building him up as his golden boy for the 2019 RWC.

Man I can't wait to lose in Japan

>>76864452
stop reddit spacing you cunt

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>>76864445

The Lions do have a lot of liabilities in their squad.

It's no wonder England have such a high penalty count when you see mongs like Itoje, Lawes, Sinckler, Marler, Cole etc. chimping out for 80 minutes.

They're physical but the trade off is you're one stupid moment away from a red card. After Sinckler got the winning penalty I thought he was going to punch the guy and get it reversed


>mfw

>>76864448
We were "blaming" the ref when "we" were winning too. It's almost as if we don't like shit refs.

The red was fair.
The yellow was fair.
Ref made some shit calls both ways.
Get over it.
The loss falls squarely on Hansen picking league players and not starting a good kicker.

>>76864460

>using the return key is reddit now

Ayy fuck you

cunt

nobody wants to read ugly blocks of text

Watched the Sopranos instead of the game lads
NZ has never cared about this "sport"

>>76864437
>>76864439

It was shoulder/elbow from what I recall. Either way it was malicious as hell.

Agree on the Taylor hit on Farrell - exact same thing as Vunipola did to Barrett. Both should have been penalty or neither. But, Garces is a bad referee.

I honestly don't understand how they can let someone like him ref a game like this. He literally can't speak English, which means he doesn't explain his decisions.

>>76864486
>is reddit now
nah

>>76864484
>The red was fair.
Agree
>The yellow was fair.
Agree
>Ref made some shit calls both ways.
Agree
>Get over it.
Agree
>The loss falls squarely on Hansen picking league players and not starting a good kicker.
He picked the best 10 in NZ currently, he didn't put the best kicker in the squad to play tonight. Fuck that code hopping that, never liked him and still don't. I don't think players overseas bound should be playing either.

Bring back Steve Walsh desu.

>>76864460

>reddit spacing

This is my favourite 4chan.com meme

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>when a ragtag bunch of jetlagged misfits beat the best team in the world at home

We'll send Saracens over next time, you might have a chance kek.

>some bumfuck town built a colin meads a statue so it's hypocritical to get mad at sonny bill

I fucking hate everyone involved with sky sports

Cruden also looked uncharacteristically poor tonight. He's usually gold off the bench. That cross-kick was an utterly shit idea at the wrong time.

Feel bad for Laumape, who did an admirable job. He drifted wide on that one Lions attack which created the space for Murray to run through. But he's new, it should be senior players who provide him some cover.

>>76864484

Sorry mate, I don't think you got the 'chimp out and autistically screech about how BB CUDDA DOYD and LETS JUMP INTO TACKLES FOR FREE POINTS' memo there.

>>76864536
Meh I'm not a teenager.

>>76864491
What season you on? Has Christopher died yet?

Already know about that

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>bomb the fuck outta france
>red carded by a frenchman
allah willed it

>>76864558
Oof

>>76864558
Fuck me that looks worse every time you see it

>>76864474
stop fucking reddit spacing you self-important fedora

>>76864486
you worry about blocks of texts when you're writing essays not 4 lines you daft cunt

>>76864558
>it wasn't intentional
>he was trying to wrap his arms

Jesus kiwis are the worst.

>>76864598
Who said that.
Links.

WHAT I SAY IS SO

IMPORTANT

SO I LIKE TO SPREAD IT OUT

SO EVERYONE

ABSORBS IT

PROPERLY

>>76864598

Making things up, are you?

Kiwi here and it was OBVIOUSLY intentional. Fuck SBW for doing that, desu. Ridiculously stupid.

>>76864558
I'd love to do that to gentlepeen

fairplay watson has been great, hope they use that fat cunt savea so loins can expose him in defence

>>76864536
That's something the >we finally actually won for once we get to fun post are implying kiwis feel. I'm glad we have a series that will go the distance and isn't an irrelevant match to end on.
I do wish we had different refs, it's not fair to the player or the fans to have to put up with these French cunts. I could go on into reasons but some drop kick over your way would >haha so mad ecks dee and I can be bothered. I might bring it up mid week when everyone is level headed again.

>Reddit spacing
Kek

>>76864598
I haven't seen any defence of it at all and just looked though the old thread. There was talk about how slow motion ruins the game for calls like that but they all still said that tm it was a red at full speed.

>>76864598
Their narrative has been shattered as they finally get a ref who didn't receive his world rugby cheque

>>76864619
jordie at fullback
dagg on the wing
surprise breakthrough selection of Matt Duffie on the other wing over reikpoo

>>76864558
christ, Watson is lucky he if he doesn't have any head or neck injury. The speed, weight, and power or Sonny bill hitting him must've been massive
Sonny Bill needs to be cited and punished more harshly, to set a precedent for any more league faggots coming to proper rugby

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>>76864604

>>76864621
>That's something the >we finally actually won for once we get to fun post are implying kiwis feel
u wot

>>76864662
You have to go back.

reddit spacing is a needless waste of bandwidth

>the kiwis are always offside
>they always block
>the are dangerous at charge downs

Strangely only lions got pinged for these, better shift the narrative to how every kiwi thinks $B₩'s tackle was fair even though literally no one thinks so.

>>76864660

Yes, exactly.

It's ridiculously dangerous. Watson is an ace player and idiotic stuff like this could literally paralyze someone.

Fuck SBW. He's a top talent, no doubt, but needs to fuck off with this shit. I really wish coaches would come down harder on this stuff. Tell players they won't play in your team again for a long time if they pull crap like this.

>>76864594

>getting this mad about the return key

lmao

faggot

Be honest, do you have autism?

>>76864660

Sunni bin Williams needs to have his penis cut off with a sword in public like they do in Iran.

>>76864662
No we mean from /rug/ lad. Who gives a fuck about the comment section of stuff and Facebook.

>>76864662
>>76864690
>>>/r/eddit

>>76864690
>wasting precious pixels on my screen to prove a point that couldn't matter less
Unironically kill your self

>>76864662
Just exposed yourself as a seething normie casual yet again mentalben

>>76864662
>phone posting
>reddit
You JUST can't make this shit up

>>76864690

*downvotes you*

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>french ref
>SBW retard shoulder
>NZ drop him
>french club picks him up for huge salary
how deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>76864721
*up dabs this post*

>>76864689
Don't know where this nonsense of kiwis defending Williams is coming from, every one i've spoken too realises he could've ended Watson career and was rightfully fucked off
>>76864698
probably a bit extreme

>>76864698
I'd prefer Sinny Bin Williams.
A good gag shouldn't be overly busy.

>>76864662
Delete your post immediately and get the fuck out of here you utter cunt.

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>>76864700

>>76864533
>>76864615
>>76864689
>>76864109
>>76864131
>>76864167
>>76864209
>>76864289
>>76864373
>>76864395
>>76864397
>>76864427
>>76864431
read >>76864683 >>76864594

How many Kiwi wives are getting beaten tonight? How many are already in A+E?

>>76864742
>poopeelian flag
Kek you're a moron.

>>76864744
my muscular truthie didnt have reddit spacing 'mate'

Rock the casbah lads

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>>76864751
>there are no kiwis in australia

Cunt your biggest expire is welfare recipients.

Literally seething with rage right now.

>>76864771
I'll expire you faggot

>>76864771
>sees Australian flag
>REEE its a kiwi dole bludger
Just how DEEP does NZ live in your brain you sad fuck.

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>New Zealand ""''""""""""""""""RUGBY"""""""""""""""""""""

Coconut who gave the penalty away at the end couldn't win really.
>tackles Sinckler in the air
>penalty
>doesn't touch Sinckler
>runs in under the posts
Garces did mention he jumped into the tackle but would he or the TMO have called it back?

>>76864744
half of that isn't real reddit spacing, proper reddit spacing is what should or could just be a simple paragraph of text on the same subject broken up for fedora effect. this is classic reddit spacing>>76864452

>>76864816
Yeah it's not like you lost the first test 15
Tosser

>>76864828

autism

Kiwis are not taking this loss well.

the only reason we lost was because we insisted on adopting tatoh tatoh aye instead of just shouting the lions down with "all blacks"

>>76864821
When was sinkler so pissed near the end that his own team had to stop him from hulking? Might have been the jumping tackle but i'm pretty sure it was after
Expanding on that, the players on both sides were really steamed tonight. From start to finish there were tussles
Anyone know what the scuffle st the end was when the lions had the tunnel set up? The cameras showed Sexton and Farrel arguing then walking off pissed about something, and then Perenara I think starts arguing too

>>76864071
They eked out a win after playing against 14 men for 54 minutes of the match. At least the series will only be 2-1 though

Rain on a tin roof is pretty comfy lads.

>>76864892
maximum comfy
too bad it's not raining here

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>friend got tickets to the 3rd test
>everyone laughing at him saying it would be over by then

>Jaguares lost to the KANGZ at home.

o i am laffin

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me lads

Kiwi girl here, it's niot funny that you're laughing at me being beaten tonight

Just got done beating my wife lads but I'm still SEETHING. Thinking I may put the baby in the tumble dryer for a laugh

>>76864905
>I WALK A LONELY ROAD

Where can I find a full match replay of the second Test?

>>76864925
can you livestream it

>>76864933
youtube in a few hours

Nz girl here, glad I'm not being beaten tonight, kinda rather the lions win one game than be savagely whipped

>>76864925
kek

>>76864920
>>76864949
tits

>>76864920
>>76864949
what the fuck is this?

get my belt son

How will Ben "the Dunedin Strangler" deal with tonight's loss?

Stay safe Dunners lads

>all blacks dirty tactics finally spotted and penalised by the refs
>kiwis screaming refball
Fucking exposed

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>refball

>>76864966
Sexist pig

>>76865003
>11 penalties in a row

Dunners here
Just heard a noise out back, going to check on it

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HOWLING at SH Rugby

>>76865035
hehehehehe
absolute state of the kiwis

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>>76864024
Based Greeno corrupting IOANE before the match

>>76865035
>losing super rugby teams left right and centre
>empty stadiums everywhere
>memeing to the lions
>no tries scored
The country of southern hemisphere everybody

NZ should wear green and Leões orange in next match.

>>76865031
rip

>non-white player
>gives away lots of penalties
What's the science behind this?

unironically think lions will win the 3rd test

t.rugby union expert

>>76865106
feral lack of discipline

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>NZ didn't score 1 (ONE) try


SCREECHING

>>76864024
Gee thanks Silly Bill Fuckwit who keeps letting you play.

>>76865092
Why?

>>76865397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW5pe3Ut6is

>>76864949
>>76864920
Flash those tits of yours then.

williams - 6/10
watson - 7/10
davies - 5/10
farrell - 7/10
daly - 5/10
sexton - 6/10
murray - 8/10
faletau - 7/10
o'brien - 8/10
warburton - 6/10
itoje - 5/10
jones - 6/10
furlong - 7/10
george - 7/10
vunipola - 4/10

>>76865409
NEW ZEALAND BTFO

>poo peeland try not cheating for once
>lose

DOOHOHOHOHOHO

I'm not an expert on this sport, but why did the "all blacks" keep breaking the rules?

dagg - 5/10
ioane - 4/10
brown - 6/10
williams - 10/10
naholo - 4/10
barrett - 5/10
smith - 4/10
read - 4/10
cane - 7/10
retallick - 7/10
whitelock - 5/10
franks - 5/10
taylor - 5/10
moody 6/10

>>76865504
Because NZ Laws of the Game are different than worldwide Laws of the Game

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>bad guys finally lose

Is Kieran Read, dare I say it, overrated..?

>>76865560
Outstanding last week but he got nailed this week, Itoje, AWJ and Lawes constantly went at him like maniacs.

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>it's a country with sixty million people barely ekes out a win against a country with four million despite having a biased referee and an extra man

>>76865545
Fuckin hate kiwis tbqh

>>76865712
>muh population
Fuck off cunt your country lives and breathes rugby, it's like our third tier sport
Still got beat by a ragtag group of retards who've been together for about 30 seconds and unironically hate each other

>>76865712
>ref
>weather
>population
saving all these to my kiwi excuses folder lads, fills up really quick when they lose for some reason

>>76865725
Don't forget they're still jetlagged

>>76865745
They've been jet lagged for years lad

>>76865725
More people here watched the America's Cup than the first Lions test, sky sport killed rugby by putting a paywall on it.
>>76865727
The french ref is the only reason your """"team"""" won. Try winning without a pierre in your pocket and I'll admit the all blacks are the worse team

>>76865769

>w-we only care about sailing

Fuck me, is that even a sport? Is an boat a athlete?

>>76865769
t. Sunni Boy Muslim

>>76864024
>all credit to Wales
What did he mean by this?

>>76865769
>are

Were.

You don't think the Lions were the better team? Kek

Did NZ get near the Lions' try line?

>>76865823
It's a moral victory because we fielded a team full of Muslims and Islanders and everyone knows a moral victory is just like a real victory

>>76864024
Ngl NZ looked absolutely dire today lads
Is this the end of NZ dominance?

Just did a massive Garces' refereeing decisions. Feel a bit light-headed.

>Poo Peeland without Dan Sharter

Wow it's literally nothing

>can only beat NZ by 3 points, with the final Lions' penalty being the first point in which they were in the lead, despite playing 15 vs 14 for 50 minutes of the match

Beyond drawing out SEETHING reactions, I don't see much point celebrating. If the Lions had a player sent off instead, then NZ would have run in 30/40 points.

>>76865924
England beat Argentina with 14 men for 70 minutes, what's the ABs excuse?

>>76865924
>drawing out SEETHING reactions
If that isn't reason enough I don't know what is

Who was man of the match?

>>76865924
Romania beat Canada with 14 men for 60 minutes, what's the ABs excuse?

>>76865950
With a literal toddler at open side Kek

>>76865950
iirc Arg only scored a try in that match when England had someone in the bin and were down to 13

>>76865963
Murray. I think NZ picked it too.

>>76865999
All Blacks are still haunted by the ghost of Munster it seems

>>76866023
SOB was solid as well lad

NZ went to shit massively when Cane went off, I might have misjudged him. He's a cunt but a tenacious physical cunt.

>>76866053
they lost to team that only started playing together like a month ago

NZ are literally the most overrated team ever.

>190kg

>>76866170
>what did he mean by this?

>>76866102
the fuck are you, don't reply to me again
filtered

>>76866205
shut up you mug

imagine being the best proclaimed team in the world and then losing to a team who played for the first time together a month ago

pathetic

>>76864024
I miss Luxembourg
Wonder what he's been up to recently

>>76866228
*walks toward New Zealand dropping truth bombs*

It's nearly 2am in Wellington now. How many Kiwi fans do you reckon had a little cry before sleep?

>>76866283
every time Wales loses to the Barbarians is a fucking joke

Still seething tbqh lads, should I break out the jandal when I meet the missus tomorrow?

The absolute STATE of reddit comments. Saw some pleb LITERALLY arguing that teams should abuse the 'can't hospitalise a player jumping for a pass' rule.

>It would actually be a good set move if a team practised it and had the skill to implement it properly. All it requires is for the pass to be positioned so that player seems like they have no option but to jump to catch the ball.

>You would want it so the player was still at the apex of the jump as he hit the defensive line. It would be very difficult to stop the attacking player from breaching the gain line without giving away a penalty.

>The main drawbacks are you could only use the move a few times a season and if it wasn't executed well the ball receiver could get pummelled.

oh my days.

>>76866283
*Faggot*

>>76866366
Source, I don't believe anyone could be that fucking dumb

>>76865769
lol why are kiwis so butthurt? grow up you fairies

>>76865831
More like Sunni Bill It's-a-red-son lmao

>>76866438

https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/6km45u/new_zealand_v_lions_postmatch_thread/djn73tp/

U N R E A L

>>76865769
MY FUCKING SIDES
How fucking soft are you lot? You're giving the Yanks a run for their money with how whiny you sound.

>>76866485
What the fuck, why is reddit allowed to be so retarded. I always assumed it was bad but this is awful even for standard.

go loins

AB losing to the Lions shows how little skill is involved in rugby.

>>76866582
The US/Canada game, whens it on?

After the first leg this is the match i most wanted to see this weekend

>>76866601
11pm tonight I think, sweetie

>>76866601

Hope that based Canadian hooker is playing again.

Looks like a butcher NPC from a small village in a medieval fantasy RPG.

>>76866053
Cane's a monster. World 15 player for sure. If he's on the pitch that 2nd try doesn't happen

As smug as we are with the Lions win, we can't forget that was a pretty atrocious performance by the Lions
>absolutely terrible discipline
>were completely outplayed by the AB's for the first quarter of the second half
>were content to kick the ball for field position rather than try running it until the 60th minute
>once they actually went out wide, passed through the line and ran the ball, they found oppurtinities
I'd think of more but those are off the top of my noggin

>>76866612
Im not your sweetie, bitch

>>76866633
>we

and what part of Britain are you from?

>>76866633
People knocked us for not being clinical but we were clinical as fuck today when we got chances.

>>76866635
now now sweaty xx

can we all agree that if Sonny Bill wasn't a dumb cunt league player and didn't get sent off then the ABs would have won?

>>76866698
stop baiting

>>76866698
yes lol
though loins might have made more changes from the bench sooner to change the game

>>76866659
haven't you seen me before lad?
i'm the irish guy who lives in aus and shitposts about how i hate X country and i'm going to bash Y lads

>>76866723
nah I rarely post in ruggers lad

my bad, I appreciate your patiences

>>76866698

I dunno. What did the ABs actually offer in the match?

There was pretty much parity in the forwards and set pieces, Garces wasn't allowing any competition at the breakdown, ABs didn't threaten the Lions tryline much at all even in the first 20m with 15.

If there was ever a game to be a man down and not feel the loss so badly, it was this kick-fest in a swimming pool. But ABs offered so little in attack. To be gifted 10 kickable pens and not come close to scoring a try doesn't make me feel an extra man would completely revolutionise the performance. And I lost a good wodge of cash betting on an AB victory.

mfw it takes 15 of the best players from 4 of the top rugby nations to beat 14 players from some country full of sheep.