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hoping for another meme race

>>76864067
If there is rain and your wish will be granted

>>76864279
LORENZOLOSELOL

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Aleix Espargaro is full retarded

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>>76864067
>you now remember grids used to look like that

Crutchlow pole

>>76864366
Yeah, how is he supposed to read his notes with his gloves on?

Sweet all clensing rain

>waterfall is literally a waterfall now

Come on Petrucci

Rip Miller

how to make ktm good: throw a test rider on the track that is looking to show up the actual riders lol

/pol/ wins again

>sam lowes just crashed for the 5826383 times

Is Petrucci elite?

>>76865669
Well he would have won last week if it weren't for Rins 2bh

>the state of Ducati and Yamaha's factory teams

MWL

>>76865744
>that post
>those digits

worrying

>>76865746
Yamaha and Ducati are shitting the bed again, i hope Petrucci can put on a fight tomorrow

Based /ourguy/ Lorenzo

>>76865787
>lelrenzo
>/ourguy/

"no"

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>>76865796
Hello newfriend.

>>76865787
Lorenslow is probably the worst rider on the grid right now, including the ones that haven't finished a single race in their entire time in MotoGP.

>>76865796
>autist
>misunderstood
>disliked
I'd say he's 4chan personified

Where are you LWL dude, guess michelin really gonna fuck Lorenzo again this week

>>76865849
>Lorenzo is worse than Slowes, Crashlow, Rabat, Smith, both Asparagus bros, Iannone and Rins.

>>76866011
>factory ducati
>finishing just about last
vs
>satellite bikes
>crashlow at least near the podium often enough

>>76866044
What's up with the factory teams this season? The only one holding up is Honda which is weird since outside of MotoGP their engines are duds

>>76866044
Crutchlow has a 99% factory bike, confirmed by his boss
Mavercuck Cryñales is the worst rider at this moment

>>76867014
Yeah, it's funny how Honda is shitting the bed everywhere but MotoGP

>If Marquez is trying to wind me up, he won't find anything

mack shook as fuck

MARQUEZWINSLOL

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*blocks your path*

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>>76876104
rip

internet is absolutely shit at home, might be forced to miss the race for fucks sake

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>>76884455
Isn't it on free tv? Or just go to a public venue and watch it.

>only Finn on the grid
>jump start

;_;

>tfw Miller would have been on the front row if he hadn't been so smug
Will we even win a race this year?

1st Markek
2nd Poodrosa
3rd Crashlow

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>>76884533
that was my pick

Arbolino for the win!

>>76884508
Only highlights are on free tv and thats on monday, I live in a village so going to somewhere to watch it is also not possible

>>76884533
>Will we even win a race this year?
No

>>76884557
Is it going to rain?
If yes petrucci will be competitive and rossi will suffer
if it's dry it's the opposite

>>76884596
Why would petrucci suffer in the dry? He was great last weekend and that was mostly dry

Nooooooooo Arbolino ;_;

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>>76865678
he was half a second behind vale at that point anyway, vale stood up on his bike 10 meters before the finish line, Petrucci is simply retarded if he thinks he would have won

When he's in the front he always crashed like a retard, he's not a top guy and does not have the talent for it.
He literally said he forgets to breath during the race, kek. Top riders talk to themselves, turn their heads at insane speeds, and so on.
He just does not have it, I mean, he thought he could beat Rossi that easily, being half second behind even before Rins, all of my keks.
He's another disappointment after Iannone.
It is sad but Morbidelli will probably be the same thing.
Italians from the south are mentally weak because of the world they grew up in, poverty and soccer retards, they got on the bike with dirty mafia money.
That's southern Italy riders.
South Italy is depicted in this image, it's "not italy"

>>76884602
Saturday morning on the dry was out of top 10 and he had to make Q1

btw motogp picks game is very difficult

>McPee crashed again
wow

Was mir on the green when he overtook fenati?

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>>76884723
Yeah, he's also very moody, he literally started going slower after ex girlfriend left him, not even sure how the fuck did he manage to get her in the first place...maybe she liked loser-ish big dumbos, she was as retarded as him anyway

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>>76884595
>Britcuck
>pretending their isn't a pub in his village
I don't even believe you about there only being highlights on tv either. We have motoGP race on free TV here.

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>>76884796
>tfw an australian knows your village better than you
Where is this hidden pub ausman?

>>76884808
The hidden pub is the one in your heart

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>>76884698
>not Italy
Not even Europe desu

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>>76884818
fuck off Casey, go fuck Domenicali in the ass as you call him Mamasita, you are a big boy now

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>>76884772
>saving interraical cuckold porn
Italians are all degenerates. I had an Italian friend I had to cut out of my life because all he would talk about was his foot fetish and race mixing.
>pic related
its him

>>76884841
>He hasnt found the pub in his heart
This is why you are so mad, go search yourself.

>>76884841
reminder that stoner met his wife when she was 14 and he was 18

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>>76884862
>Stoner met Adriana Tuchyna from Adelaide when she approached him at Phillip Island in 2003 and asked him to sign her stomach.
>date of birth: january the 3rd 1989
>was seriously 14 when it happened

HOLY FUCK

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>>76884862
>not meeting your 14yo wife when you're 28
pulled the trigger too early m8

>markek jr

>Marcrash bros

FUCK NOT LUTHI

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>>76885194
>me on the right

Rain in 5

inb4 morbidelli chokes lol

does the MGP race begin one hour early today?

>MWL

>moto3
mirwinslol
>moto2
morbiwinslol
>motogp
???

>>76885453
Sachs is pretty much marquezwinslol unless he bins it

>>76885412
No
It will start at 14:00

>>76885412
>>76885538
starts in 41 bings

flag to flag incoming

>>76885621
I still dont get this expression.
Isnt every race flag to flag?
Green to Chequered?

I could understand if F1 used it but its just motogp with this meme.

>>76885629

apparently the race would be red flagged if it got wet, and the race would be restarted with everyone on wets.

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>>76885453
Pedrosa 100%

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>tfw when you want crashlow to not crash
pls... don't break the heart, cal.

Petrux for the lulz

>>76885629
if in Moto2 and moto3 starts to rain they stop the race with a red flag and restart the race with wet tires
in motogp if it starts to rain they change the bike.
it's very fast to change car tires but it takes about 2 minutes to change the front wheel of a bike

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>Finnish manlet
I heard the mongols were short but damn....

>>76885913
DELET

>lorenzo
>soft tyre
Kek, when will he learn?

stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktWib7ZtSEE

>>76885935
mika a gud boi he warm up well

LORENGOAT

WHOREGAY

Now let's hope memechellin don't fuck it up anymore

>cuntlow having a shit start

Rossi doing bretty gud, lorenzo is gonna lose his tires though

It is Australia's day. Miller will win

>>76885982
He choose a soft tyre, i wouldn't have too much hope

>>76886011
(you)

>zarchoke
Has there ever been a case of so much potential lost over the course of just 2 races without a riders' death?

FOLGER!!
GO ON MY SON

FOLGER

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>>76886020
maverick

Fuck michellin and their broken tyres

1:21.442!!!
jesus he was .38 faster than anyone else

>whoregay in charge of tyre strategy

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>The absolute state of Lorenzo

>>76886053
pottery

FOLGER IS IN THE LEAD

FOLGER FOLGER FOLGER FOLGER FOLGER FOLGER FOLGER

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I LOVE IT

F O L G E R

jesu christ lorenzo get the fuck out of the way

FOLGER
O
L
G
E
R

these rookies are insane

>>76886099
nice digits

LORENZOLOSESLOL

Herve Poncharal trying desperately to hide that he just creamed his pants :)

FOLGOAT

>>76886053
hahahaha

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>>76886111
And you

>KEKTOR BARBERA BLACK FLAG

FOLGOAT

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*blocks your path*

Bruh markek still had it. I hope markek didn't crash like his brother.

>whoregay lawrenslow

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>markek

what tyre compounds did Folger choose?

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It's the fourth times lorenzo suddenly slows down after rides so fast on the first 2-3 laps and there are people who still think that there is nothing wrong on the tyres.
Rossifags are all brain dead.

>>76886153
What was it for? I missed it.

>>76886237
m/m

>>76886242
>picks soft tyres
>wonders why they are shit after a few laps

the state of south east asian education

>>76886242
lorenzo chose the soft/soft even though michelin themselves said that it wasnt a feasible choice for the race
>>76886244
he jump started and got a ride through, black flag was for ignoring the ride through

>>76886237
Mediums i think
>>76886244
Jump start

>>76886242
>a bird shits on his tyres
>rip lorenzo

>>76886237
B spec Medium front and rear
Same as Markek

aprilia explosion when?

>>76886242
The problem is that Lorenzo is so stupid to choose soft tyres that break down for everyone after couple of laps, not that Michelin makes bad tyres for Lorenzo

>>76886265
>>76886264
Thanks.

>more than half the race left and lorenzos tires have already gone
KEK

>>76886263
>>76886264
It is not the first time this shit happens
It is the fourth times
No matter the compound he used the broken tyres always fuck him up

>>76886285
Dovi chose a soft rear though, should be fine if they're not wheelspinning
>the city of riders choosing hard rears

wtf is a Folger?

>slowrenzo
lel

>>76886309
the excuses by lorenzofags never fail to make me laugh, see >>76886318

>>76886309
Then he just have to learn how to ride Ducati better

Ducati should get rid of this shitter and give that bike to based Petrucci tbqhwy

My internet is fucking shit

Also holy shit Folger, please don't let Markek win

sure ducati, honda and yamaha are now on par, this is pretty gud

>>76886345
hes keeping the gap, hopefully hes saving tire for later in the race

>>76886338
they have the same identical bike, just different sponsors

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>whoregay we advise not choosing the soft option
>it's not really a feasible strategy
>okay Michellin
>uses soft/soft

>>76863004

Viñales will crash with Rossi,

>>76886373
Nope, he will hunt down markek and crash into him

>LOLGER
Cmon ffs, stop fucking up turn 1

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>bautista on gp16 is beating whoregay

It doesn't make any sense the tyres gives up only after 4 laps. Even if they are soft ones, it still doesn't make any sense.

FOLGER NO

>>76886396
>It doesn't make any sense the tyres gives up only after 4 laps
it does if the rider is absolutely fucking liquid shit at tyre management

Inb4 bautista crash again

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>>76886396
(You)

>>76886309
>It is not the first time this shit happens
Exactly. He needs to git gud. Everyone else is able to manage.

FOLGER DO IT, WIN FOR MAMA MERKEL

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>you now remember Randy the Pugnett

>>76886396
Dude just accept this year is not Lorenzo's.

COME ON FOLGER DO IT

>if folger wins we'll have a triple tie for the championship lead

>Pet 13
Wait what happened? My internet went to shit

>>76886444
Folger will win.

Triplets confirms.

IANNONE
A
CANNONE

I hate poodrosa most boring rider. Ruins the race for the podium again.

stop tyres monopoly and bring back Bridgestone

FOLDER

>Ianone

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italian commentator just called Lorenzo a shithead LOL he thought the mic was off

>>76886483
Meda?

>The city of SUZUKI

>>76886471
Git gud

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>italian torpedo crashes and doesnt even take anyone out
boring race

give all your power to Folger \o/

>>76886507
\o/ Folger take my strength

>>76886507
He's got to do it. Marquez has been smashing his tyres.

>Folger giving up

>>76886507
/o\ no

>>76886507
\o/ please don't let markek win in germany again

heh i tkink folder is done, second place not bad

>>76886507
\o/ LETS GO FOLGER

markek needs to kek it for folger to win

>>76886405
No way a professional rider cant manage fresh tyres for 4 laps only. Even an amateur can do it more than 4 laps.

>>76886545
and yet

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>markekwinslol

give all your power to MARQUEZ CRASH

>>76886545
Agreed. Says a lot about Lorenslow.

Marquez may have won but no one gives a shit, folger is the real hero of the race

>>76886561
He crossed the line already

>fireworks

>dabs

>>76886582
this is lorenzo's land all over again

>>76886545
>whoregay
>professional
Pick one.

Well at least there's a local in the podium, kudos to Folger for trying

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>no race until august 6

It's frustrating that we have the same problem over and over again.
It's even more frustrating that the problem is not from our side but it's all michellin's fault.
Fuck them

First podium at home in motoGP class is a good result

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>>76886665

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>its a Marquez wins episode

This is why Rossi's fall from second was so bad. He has to beat them on consistency and make cushy gaps when they crash out.

Without the points gap he'll get memed by attritio like today..

>>76886665
>we

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>>76886665
>we
>our side
>>76886650
I'm going to the Brno race :D

>>76886665
>we
Keep on ngelem brader

Also summer break sucks, at least next week we'll have F1

Every time Marquez has an interview
"EEHHHHMMMMM"

Folger's wife... my fucking dick.

we need a name

>>76886750
>what is talking other languages than your own
anglojew pls...

>Germany's trophy is a big dildo
What did they mean by this?

>a dildo as a trophy
Kek

>Gemran dildo trophies

>>76886750
I push and push really really khard

Who designed this trophy rofl

>>76886829
>>76886818
>>76886820
>>76886824
Black dildo trophies designed by Momma Merkel.

>>76886483
The fuck are you talking about

>>76886777
Her name is anna maria, insta _annamaria.h_ , that's all i found in my 3 minute research

>>76886940
>private profile
fuck that

Didnt watch with you guys because I was with family.
Our guy Lorenzo :(((( what a letdown.

>>76887324
Have to give up on this season with Lorenzo.
The only true Ducati prodigy was Stoner, everyone else needs time to get used to it.

see you in august