/AFL/

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HEAVE HO UNNA

iggz

FOREVER IGGS

IGGS HATERS BE MAD, SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER

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>g-got this one in the bag, r-right?

>>76862310
You're getting the shit kicked out of you tonight, sorry la.

>>76862310
>Kelly, Lobb, Smith back
>Selwood out
>Outside meme Kardinia
Sorry lad

>>76862310
Your club has already accepted the L and is tapering your best players for the finals

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who /dabloos/ here?

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>north actually think they can get Josh Kelly to join their team

This is a shit OP. Quite possibly the worst I've seen dedicated to me this year.

>>76862333
The Cats will match them. Doubt they'll win though.

NIGGER BTFO

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>>76862400
>The Cats will match them. Doubt they'll win though.
What's the margin going to be?

>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use

>>76862431
My model suggests GWS by 22.

Is Mitchell Hibberd (Nth) related to Michael Hibberd (Melb)?

C

>>76862447
any rigged matches this week, m8?

>>76862491
I can see Freo getting rigged over the line to win. Objectively Saints should win by 4 goals.

Jack Zieball is the undisputed the worst captain in the AFL

>it's a touch Jewey down here
What the fuck Dal Santo

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>>76862529

>>76862529
based Santo

>>76862527
>not Marc Murphy

>>76862561
Marc Murphy is a decent player past his peak. Zieball is literally ">le get ball and hack kick man.

>>76862578
As a captain he's a disgrace.
>weak as piss
>in a cucked marriage
>manlet

The holy trinity of a bad leader.

>>76862615
Marc Murphy would be second last, but Zieball in terms of quality is the clear worst. He clearly doesn't inspire his players at all.

>>76862615
where does Hep rank?

>Jarryn Geary is an AFL captain

>>76862642
B or a C I reckon.

>>76862656
Quality wise he is right down there too, though he has played better this year.

>>76862656
>Jarryn
his parents must have really hated him
>>76862656
he was the best option still

>>76862642
He's great has a lot of ticks from me, but never seen him be really clutch in a close game.

>>76862656
>>76862681
whenever you think someone from your club is dead weight just remember that Zac Dawson is on an AFL list

How many times do you think RC's sister was raped before she was brutally murdered overseas? I'm going with twice.

>>76862707
>>76862665
literally just got the joke, whoops

>>76862518
Gil's going to throw Freo to the wolves. There's already going to be: 2 SA, 2 NSW*, Geelong and WCE* in the final 8. Letting Freo make it too would only leave 1 Melbourne based team which he won't allow, it's bad business.

O

>>76862707
Riewoldt epitomises everything that's both right and wrong about St Kilda.

He's the only man capable of captaining that club, even though he's like 35 now.

M

P

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>>76862770
Jokes aside, I don't mind him as captain. It is a tough job given the Dons' situation, and he is a handy player.

Why is Linds still on the fucking team?

U

>>76862840
this
wish he'd done something to prevent to disaster last week, but that's asking a bit much

Greene a late out of GWS

>>76862909
Adjusting model to GWS by 5

>lindsay
Retire this fool

>fiorini hasn't got a rising star nomination yet
Shamfull

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It will work out.

>>76862529
He's talking about Goldstein la

>>76862615
>alternate reality check admitting that he's a bad leader
very honest of you mate

>>76862995
Todd Goldstein, Levi Casboult. Any other Jews in the AFL?

>>76863044
Are you sure about Levi m8, lots of gentiles have Hebrew names

>>76863044
That Hawthorn guy what's his name? Shoahmaker or something? Actually that might be German

>>76863044
>Any other Jews in the AFL
Metajew from Richmond

>>76863123
No not sure just >levi

>>76863044
Not current but Ariel Steinberg, former bomber

>Ian Synman, AFL footballer, only Jew to play in a Premiership.

N O R F
O
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Cenny Coast > """Gold""" Coast desu

>>76862928
Just put $100 on Geelong +39.
Thanks for the free money RC

>>76863304

Downtown Mogadishu > Gold Coast

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WELL DONE ON 300 GAJ

>it's entirely possible that there will only be ONE Victorian team winning a match this round

>>76863326
idk lad personally I'd prefer GC to Melbourne desu

>>76863362
Well Richmond should win and Hawthorn play Collingwood so no...

Good stuff Gary, even though you cucked my team many times I'm still proud of ya

The Hobart Hawthorns aren't from Victoria you retards

projectorvirgin is posting on his phone from work on a saturday night

>>76863436
>LE HAWGS ARE FROM TAZZEE xD xD
Should post that in Big Footy, predicting 100 likes.

>>76863404
Thanks for confirming that Richmond will lose.

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Yes, that's right. Ignore my success.

I can't believe Gosford City let that young firebrand walk away! Perhaps the most intelligent soccer mind the world has seen. I can only imagine the greatness he could have achieved if he hadn't gone into DJing at the famous Melbourne nightclub "Heat".

>>76863571
ELITE wogpost lad
/afl/ on multicodetural watch

>crowd mic on full volume
Going to do my head if they don't lower that shit

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76863618
I remember everyone used to shit on 7 for having the ground mics set too low compared to channel 10.

300 on the Tigers

>>76863571
Please keep cenny coast posting. Based mariners. Small town heroes, the peoples' champion, eternal underdogs, always in our hearts

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>Conspiracy Check

Anyone else betting on the Tigers?

No?

Your loss.

>didn't tell you to put money on tiggs

confirmed test. We know this "very wealthy"(that's how rich and successful people refer to their finances) man wouldn't even notice the loss as, like all rich and successful people, he does pay attention to incoming and outgoing costs and expenses.

>>76863702
*bets on based Port*
Your loss
Hope your asshole is ready for priest cock, Homosexuality Cuck

>>76863738
You failed the test.

>>76863755
Already up over 1k from the Swans and under for the dogs v eagles match.

>>76863770
>"guys for reelz i totally won these bets i didn't publicize until now pls buhleev me"
I won forty million bucks on the Adelaide-Carlton game, Shitality Cock

>>76863044
Levi Greenwood, Bachar Houli.

Lmao they've turnt the crowd mic up to create artificial atmosphere, embarrassing for a top of the table clash. Imagine if GWS make the Grand Final

>actually showing your hand and letting everyone know that you're triggered by your name being published
lmao at ur life Con Stavros

>>76863802
Sounds like you scraped through 40 bucks after putting 100 on Adelaide pre game desu.

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Happy Canada Day, /afl/!

Fuck off back to /nrl/ you smelly greek poof

Imagine being a fan of essenshit lmao

Just been reading this pilot script lads, and I am FLOORED. This stunning dismantling of the culture of reality television reads more like a treatise on the decay of society than a television script for primetime. No wonder this never saw the light of day, it masterfully skewers modern Australia like yiros on a rottisserie. It would've cut very close to the bone of every lazy producer in the business. This never being made is a minor tragedy, it would've been an agent of societal change towards utopia.

And best of all? It's absolutely hilarious, more suited for HBO than anything going in this cultural-cringe addicted country.

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>the absolute STATE of Pooality Chunk

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>RC's wog blood is literally boiling
>mfw

>bitchmond
>poort

kek, it's like watching cucktucky taking on special needs kids at fagsal

reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>Richmond
What the fuck was that?

*furious narrative revision in the distance*

Is Tyson Stengle related to Tyson Stenglein?

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>Bitchmond

"300 on the Tigers", Reality Cunt said.

Dangerfield is psychotic I reckon, didn't blink once during that half time piece about the art show

lads who tf came up with the name wylie

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>Reality Cunt
>aborted narrative watch
Pick two.

>>76864605
Walt Disney.

Buzza is the more wtf name.

name a better racing game than Need For Speed Underground: 2

>>76864705
Most Wanted was better

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>>76864705

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diddy kong racing & pic related

>>76864705
Garfield Kart

>>76864714
very respectable opinion. however underground 2 didn't have cops which I personally prefer

>>76864705
Crash Team Racing
Burnout Paradise
Wip3out
every Gran Turismo ever

>>76864705
Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec

Lol I've never seen anyone get held off the ball more than Danger was just now

>>76864705
ford racing 1 & 2

>>76864705
The Simpsons Road Rage

Reality Check Narrative Simulator 2.0 - Parent Crash

Is the ground GWS play at considered a fortress?

Who's commentating with baz? Had to mute his voice was so annoying

Based Port Memelaide

>Port dominate for the entire quarter
>Richmond outscore them with 3 minutes of play
BASED. Year of the Tiger.

>>76864075
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>>76864525
>>76864684

(You)

>>76864961
trip on faggot

You have 10 seconds to name a better current player than Dangerfield, protip: you can't

>>76864940
That's the whiny voice of Jason Bennett, VFL commentator and part of Channel 7's D-Team. He's covering for Luke Darcy whose in Bali

>6.14
they deserve to lose

>>76864961
What was meant by this?

Half the posts are people circle jerking about a tripfag.
The other half are people >green texting a Richmond bed shitting.

It just doesn't make sense.

>>76864971
Don't have the Geelong game here.

Who is stepping up and taking the role of Selwood? Going by the stat sheet it appears to be Menegola?

after the games ive seen this weekend, literally no other team could beat the eagles this season.

>>76864981
it's just the wog posting with his trip off don't worry about it

It will literally end in a draw

How much time left in the GWS vs Geelong game?

>>76865116
6:40

>>76865116
16 minutes mate

>>76865120
>>76865122
T-thanks.

>>76865116
5 min and it's all tied up

>>76864981
ruling shitmond out, quoted too many

What did you fellas make of the Houli punch? I thought it was unintentional

>>76865137
ISIS fuck should have got 4 to begin with. They argued the character of Houli as opposed to the act, which annoyed me

Ol mate tommy bugg is cunted tho, his looks really intentional

>>76865145
Heard about that one last night but haven't seen it, ill check it out now

Port are the biggest flat track bullies in the afl

>>76865137
get back to work Malcolm

Good lord that Bugg punch was a fucking half assed jab, how can you have such a weak chin to get slept by that LMAO

He shouldn't even get reported for that, a real man would've laughed that off

SWANS BTFO

>>76865184
your opinion baffles me because youre criticising the strength of the hit yet the vibe you give off is that you get punched a lot hmmmm

DRAW?

KYS HAWKINS

>>76865197
I don't get into fights lol im not a degen just a combat sports fan

He didnt even cock the fist or torque his body, it was weak as PISS

HAHAHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED CATS

GET FUCKED PORKINS

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

>porkins
KEK

>>76865210
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>>76865216
How bad was the miss?

>>76865211
>combat sports fan
confirmed total faggot

>>76865107
I TOLD ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS
TIP GOD AHOY

I DONT THINK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS FOR ME LADS

>>76865223
very noticeable from right off the boot I wouldn't say right angles but definitely a shank

would have won if my boy toby 'punch you then steal your girl' greene was playing

>>76865223
Wasn't really an easy shot but he completely butchered it

Why did the umpire blow the whistle as he was kicking it?

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A SMUG FAGGOT AFTER YOU TOOK THE MARK PORKINS

GET FUCKED CATS
GET FUCKED SCOTT
GET FUCKED

>>76865241
rigged

>bet on geelong
>draw

the fuck? you can't even bet on draws on the AFL

Does deadheat apply or something?

>>76865241
siren went so he signaled end of play

>>76865241
To put him off.

Can't let >their team lose.

>>76865241
To psyche Hawkins out. Umpire was RC and he had 300 on the draw

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch again

Will Port beat a Top 8 team this season?

>the city of everybodys multi

>>76865264
The siren went a few seconds before that

>>76865284
Doesn't it get refunded? Imagine not chucking a dollar on the draw every match @51+, kek

>>76865241
To signal the siren, he initially didn't hear it. I almost died because I thought he'd called 50 for a giant going over the mark

>>76865278
William David Port was a United States Army soldier and a recipient of the United States military's highest decoration—the Medal of Honor—for his actions in the Vietnam War m8

>>76865258

herein we see a betfag experience a moment of lucidity, understanding, albeit briefly, the truth that the entire concept of gambling is a con job designed to steal his money & morality

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>>76865284

>>76865307
shut up you gay cunt

>>76865293
we were able to hear it on TV but it would have been loud as fuck for him, he probably got told in his ear piece or heard it on delay and signaled end of play, which is his job. There was no other reason nor decision made so that's all it was.

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>>76865298
I got paid lads, my multi was classed as a win, just need the bombers to finish it off now.

Thanks for missing Hawkins you big retard.

>>76865317
Why is this a win? A draw is a "bettable" outcome

>>76865258
>you can't even bet on draws on the AFL
moron

>>76865336
Not in the head to head market, you can just bet on the draw yes/no as a separate field

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>>76865316
>gambling

Basically arbitrage, friend.

See bets related, if GWS won my multi lives, if not my line bet on cats win. Since GWS "won" via draw my line bet on cats wins AND my GWS multi lives with only the dons remaining.

>>76865332

kek, look at those maggots flee, back to Davoren Park you criminal fucks

>>76865339
What? It's not you fucking retard it's an exotic market, its not counted in head to head.

>gambling

change your destructive ways

>>76865363
you literally said you can't bet on draws in the AFL, you can, odds are always $51 and a draw occurs once about every 95 games and is thus poor value. Stop moving the goal posts.

>>76865364
They are slaves of /bet/. Let them ruin themselves.

>betfags getting upset
good, you all should have died of heat exhaustion when your degenerate parents left you in the car to go to the casino

>get back from a nice restaurant with my 2 special ladies
>check scores
$1996.00 up for the week, also had 200 on the Cats line.

Time to kill yourself leejun.

>2 (TWO) goals in the second half
nek

KEK

K E K

I gambled on sports for a few months after i turned 18 because of the novelty and then grew out of it.

It's time you all did the same

>>76865391
KFC with two hookers from cracker doesn't count

Nothing wrong with gambling, but "investing" in crypto (well it might as well be gambling) is far better for results. Turned 1K in deposits into a hefty 7K since March, pretty decent. Only made a few hundred off sports betting for months on end.

@76865392
the canadian is a phoneposter
what a loser

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who /gonnabefuckenrich/ here?

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kek, OUTSTANDING day of football

>>76865412
isn't the hard fork gonna tank BTC? I heard ether is the way to go but I'm too pussy to invest and I piss away my money anyway

>>76865419
I'm gonna be broke due to the holes I will be having in the wall due to the swans way of games this year.

You people realise that you only get half the payout in the event of a draw, right?

It's counted as a """win""" but dead heat rules apply.

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>Poort

>>76865441
I would have though you'd just get your money refunded or like you said it's counted as a win if it's in a multi

>>76865458
the multiplier of that bet in the multi would be halved

what was the last regular season without at least one draw? I remember that people were talking about it possibly last year or maybe in 2015 that it might not happen until a round very late produced one.

>>76865486
Last year didn't have a draw.

2004 was the last year before that.

>>76865486
"literally" last year
2004 before that.

>>76865486
Last season you fucking retard

>>76865512
cheers, this is what I get for drinking every round I guess

>>76865524
plz no bully

Reality Check smells like poo.

>>76865572
Reality Check smells like blood, because he is within all our hearts

>>76865604
trip on faggot

>>76865604
Trip on you shit scented loser.

>>76865604
Trip over cunt

>>76865604
kys Con

2 large stuffed crust /straffpills/ on the way lads

reality cunt is whining in /nrl/ about the treatment he receives in /afl/. kek.

>>76866085
fags are a protected class though

>>76865391
>2 special ladies
Transitioning isn't "special", wog.

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>tfw port literally won't make the 8

>UWS Giants (their reserves) lost from an after the siren kick in the NEAFL game
>GWS Giants drew from an after the siren kick in the AFL game
Pretty unique historic moment right there lads

Imaging actually posting in /anusfingering/ about how shook you are and how big strong /afl/ were big meanies to you lmao

Best bit about it is I know I'm literally in his head, because he instantly goes to complain about my memes kek

just farted and a little bit of shit came out lads
first reply tells me what to do with myself

>>76866518
Go shit the lot out in the shower and toe it down

>>76866548
will do lad

>>76862518
FUCK

>>76864705
Diddy Kong Racing

>>76862518
There he goes again with the tipping both teams.

>>76866376
>tfw port make the 8 without having to beat a team inside the 8

Could Gil rig Brisbane a rare win over the Dons again?

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

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Is the iggles here is the same as my iggles in real football in that they always disappoint you at the worst possible time?

>>76867504
Not really, our iggles are just dome babbies (always win at home, poor away record) our equivalent of iggles would be Norf I guess.

They're renowned for having massive leads and then throwing seemingly over games in the last quarter