everyone, meet Mr and Mrs Messi

>>76859299
the colour of his beard is very odd

>>76859319
>Jealousy

world's luckiest gold digger

you know how there are guys in Iran who dress up like Ronaldo because they sorta look like him? Messi looks like an Iranian dressing up as Liam Neeson

>>76859319

I know that you are not used to but he's white, bro.

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he has a really fat head

>>76859366
>>76859441
I'm merely stating that the colour of his beard is odd. It looks unnatural.

Why resort to insults?

>>76859547
... also, his barber is shit.

>>76859547
4chan breh
welcome enjoy your stay

>>76859299
r/ gif of him kissing like he is eating a watermelon

>>76859577
More like...
/sp/ breh
enjoy your shitpost

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>>76859641

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>you will get married and live a comfy life with their with your wife and kids in a mansion somewhere exotic
Why even live :'(

>>76859880
*with your

>>76859880
> Marrying a gold digger
>Not producing clones of yourself
Tsuuuu already won

>>76859299
he's more attractive than her

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>>76860780
>producing clones of yourself

>>76859880
Why does it look like they got married at a movie premiere? Look at all the people in the back

>>76860780
>depriving your test tube babies a mother figure
>grabbing nigger dicks on party boats
>taking your son to your homo orgies in the pool
m8....

>>76859880
During 3 years because after that she will run with your kids and half of your money.

>>76859441
>argentinian
>white

>>76863264
>a nonwhite slav telling anyone they're not white
RMMT

>>76859299
isn't this guy in porn

>>76862220
maybe he saw the Shawshank Redemption and thinks he can use his wife to get out of paying those spanish taxes

>Tonight on Midget Stories:
A fairytale of Love and Belief.

>>76859299
GOAT

>>76859686
was this literally his first kiss?

is she so conservative that she didn't let him kiss her until wedding day?

>see every sport joirnalism site
>Everything is about messi party
Fuck this sshit

>you will never be Mrs. Messi
Why live

>>76869627
Yes Jurgen. Yes
Their kid is an hologram too

>>76859319
so is hers

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>>76859686
what the fuck

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>>76859471
her name and the scene please ?

lionel messi's wife is smoking hot

>>76859425
Lel

>>76869704
This

>>76869662
he could've fucked her without kissing

kisses on the mouth are more intimate for women than sex, that's why prostitutes usually charge extra for those and why pornstars oftenly feel uncomfortable kissing the guy they're working with while having no problem taking his cock inside their other holes

>>76869722
stop bitching and provide me with the sauce>>76859471

i want to immigrate to canada would you welcome me ?

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>>76869741
>oftenly

>>76869861
are you criticizing the content or the grammar of my post?

Why did he just give away half his money?

>>76859686
holy shit he is legitimately r9k

>>76859319
that's how white people look, ahmed

leave london and you'll see some white folks

>>76859299
Zoo animals

Will she get fat now brehs?

>>76859299
messi doesnt even have gaming, i mean he's shy, beta and neet as fuck
without money and fame, he would be a taringa/facebook user trying to get laid with some slag from rosario

How long until the divorce? Antonella will NEVER have to lift a finger for the rest of her life despite actually cheating on him

>>76869741
prostitues just create a fake moral barrier to not feel so bad about themselves

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>>76869662
>he is from paraguay
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>76873758

>hates book
>get BTFO by a reader

lmao

>>76859299
she looks like she has indio genes, but those aren't common in Argentina, no?

>>76873758
bullshit, Messi is a big Malick fan

>>76873748
please tell me what's so funny about that
asking for a friend

>>76873758
i miss autism nice guy messi. ronaldo taking his spotlight really fucked him

>>76873748
Btw im not. But sometimes my phone think it is

>>76859547
some men grow red beards but dont have red hair

i read about it once

>>76859319
>colour

>>76859880
why didnt they get marred years ago?

>>76874327
>obesity

>>76862220
Why are all spaniards so cucks and paranoids of women leaving?

>>76859299
Over/Under 5 years until she divorces him and completed the JUSTing.

>>76874355
Not knowing the Brendan Frasier story

>>76874313
My whole family does this

>>76874313
My hair is dark but my beard has these ginger patches
Looks kinda silly, especially when it starts reflecting sunlight

>>76874471
>tfw invisible blonde/white beard hair
What did God mean by this?

>>76859319

She looks normal to me. Nice tan.

>>76869741

No way i'd kiss a random whore i meet at a bar, but I will definitely fuck that pussy

why do rich men get married?

>>76874640
> he has never kissed a random drunk slut at a bar

lmoa r u 12?

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>when you get half his stuff

>>76874518
>tfw blonde/red/black hairs mixed all around

>>76859299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGvVkqwgKRY

>>76859423
She's not a golddigger. Her father is a millionaire. He owns a lot of supermarkets in Argentina.

>>76876080
Are you actually saying people who have money dont want more?

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>>76873784
>posting low quality images

mehmet please

>>76876355
why ronaldo

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>>76859686

What the fuck was that?

>>76876153
Im saying she is not with him for the money. Messi is so fuking ugly she must love him to stand it cause she could get a handsome guy and still have a great life with her fathers money. She's gorgeous.

>>76876599
We're not talking about a guy worth a million
He's probably 1/2 a billion

Thats a remarkable difference, enough to make any woman oversee a guys looks. And like you said, its her fathers moneys. What's easier? Asking daddy for a million. Or divorcing a guy and taking 250 million?

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>>76876355

goddamnit

>>76876355
filho da puta

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>>76876355
Get fucked.

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>>76876355

You got me

>>76860780
>being so gay that you would rather have test tube babies than putting your dick inside a woman

>>76876355
fuck you dirty hue

>getting married
>getting married to a turd with teeth

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>>76860780

>Being such a faggot that you would rather grab a nignog's dick than stick your's in a woman

>>76859686
Fucking hell

>>76876355
>7-1

>>76876355
I love that book

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>>76874611

>>76859319
that's white man's colour of facial hair

>>76876355
fag

>>76876599
what? messi is more attractive than her especially now that they aged a bit

>>76873784
>>76876355
what book is that anyway

>>76876355
negro reculiao

>>76859686
this guy is autistic

>>76869662
goku had 2 kids and didn't kiss, he is kinda autistic like messi too in his own way

>>76883990

It's called urahomo
Lol

>>76884223
>goku had 2 kids and didn't kiss
https://youtu.be/8PMn-S1PXM0?t=1m56s

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Daily reminder that messi had him killed.

>>76876355
lol

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>>76874611

>>76884840
Not at all. Her ex is alive and fine he even talked about messi and Antonella with press. He said she left him for messi. He laughs about it, not big deal.the person who died in a car accident was Antonella's best friend.

>>76884284
lol spanish dubs are even worse than english

What do you think Messi fucks like? I bet he humps spastically like a dog for a couple of minutes

check this twitter, there are some videos of the wedding
https://twitter.com/ElaficionadoFC

>tfw the last human (white) non-traitor left on the planet
feels godly

>>76874313
It's fairly common. I have that.

>>76886887
*seconds more like

>>76876080
>>76876599
Never heard about that. She looks poor af. At least she have a nice butt for an argie, but that's it, a plain brown woman.

>>76886741
Messi had Antonella's best friend killed?

>>76859299
Why is his head so weird shape now? HGH?

>>76888311
that's why we call him Missi

>>76876355
tf

>>76876355
faggg!!!

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>>76876355

>>76876355
lol

>>76889916
In a champions league semifinal nonetheless

>>76876355
no

>>76889916
GOAT messi moment?

>>76889916
MessiGOAT

>>76876355
fuck off

also, safe

>>76868005
Pay Debts

>>76869664
Monumentally underrated post.

>no prenup

JUST

>>76859299
is she white?

>>76876355
fuggg u

Antonella is the stuff of dreams

>>76859319

its unnatural looking because he's been pumped with loads of HGH since he was a wee lad.

>>76876355
fagoooooooooooooooooooooot

>>76876355
Faggot

>>76859471
Who is this fluid druid?

>>76876355
why is the hand holding the book black?

>>76876355
Rip

>>76876355
nig

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>>76859441
>>76870408
>>76883292
>Ginger
>White

why she is THAT tanned?

>>76876355
Fgt