/HEEM/

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Mauro is the GOAT

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Schaub bless

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For me it's trials and tribulations

who is your favorite ufc female fighter?

What's good on fight pass?

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I'm watching WSOF,WSOP,PSA, whatever and wow......she's a big """"""""""""""""girl"""""""""""".

Also there's a million dollar prize up in the future. And judging by her medals and that nose I wonder who will win it.

>>76858642
What's her name?

Randy on commentary is maximum comfy

>>76858731
Kayla Harrison. Two time gold medalist in Judo,unlike Ronda. To fight MMA in sometime in the future.

>>76858642
Are they going to have her fight gabi Garcia? She looks fucking huge

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>>76858642
>>76858898
>>76858731
Damn Sefo recruitin some talent

>>76858642
shes a big girl

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtBv1Jk8qF8

>UFC president Dana White says Conor McGregor wants to fight Khabib Nurmagomedov in Russia (around December) after his boxing match against Floyd Mayweather.

Is Conor the greatest athlete of our generation?

>>76858898
wut the fuck. She looks huge as shit. I didn't even recognize her. Also why is she at an mma event? Did she finally commit to it? I know she was wishy-washy about it

>>76859107
you're an idiot if you actually believe that, Conor doesn't want that fight he wants Nate or Tony (someone that won't pull out)

>>76858898
Judo coach is gonna cream his jeans

>>76859107
If he heems Floyd somehow he's the greatest athlete of all time.

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>>76859129
So you think DANA FUCKING WHITE would hype a something that Conor didn't say?

Dana White?

You are fucking dumb, Dana White is a man of his word and would never make up this story to hype a fight that will never happen.

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>>76859152

Heavyweight title fight starting on LFA

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>>76859165

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>>76859176
>Tew Mewbile Arena is gunna be de mewkka of cowbat spots after Floyd's old, pruny 'ead clatters off de canvas, yeh

>>76859176
Laugh now but by the end of August you will Apologize......APOLOGIZE

>>76859183
I used to download all the AXS Fights, not enough time to do it now.

>>76859240
Even if he wins no one will care.

The UFC is fucking Maia. They are bending him over a barrel and fucking him in the ass. He had to win 7 goddamn fights in a row to get a title shot, and now when they finally gave him one, they only give him 30 days notice. Most of that time will have to be spent getting his weight down so he wont even have a full month to actually train and prepare for a younger, stronger, more athletic man like Woodley. We joke about bellator feeding obvious cans to their top guys and prospects, but this is predatory match-making at a level that it shouldn't be possible. Who ever made this decision should be fucking ashamed of them self

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>mighty manlet and his irrelevant shitter division being traded

we /BLACKEAGLE/

Can I get a quick rundown on how CTE works? My understanding so far is...

>Brain goes boop against the skull
>Tau proteins clutter up
>Built up Tau proteins prevent healing
>Brain turns into shriveled peanut

>>76859338

First and foremost, the UFC is a business. They want crowd-drawing fights.

Maia plays human backpack. His fights are boring as fuck. The majority of folks don't want to watch him. Not to say he isn't skilled or good at what he does, but he isn't exciting.

>>76859368
he literally choked the fuck out out Rick Story, Matt brown, Carlos Condit, and Armbared Neil Magney. that's 4 finishes over ranked competition including a 2 time title challenger (who some considered the real champion). That's literally a better resume than woodley had before he beat robbie

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>>76859338
>>76859368
The age-old divide in sports that involve matchmaking right here. No way to make everyone happy, unfortunately. I like Maia but his style is not for everyone, I'm just glad he's getting a shot at all.

>>76859399
>>76859399

>Rick Story

Journeyman.

>Matt Brown

I saw that fight and I saw him playing the human backpack until Matt Brown gave up and let him get the choke.

>Condit

Condit was a moron who tried to rush him. He is much better than that and acted a motherfuckin fool

>Neil Magny

Padded meme.

If Maia wins the title and somehow Cerrone gets a title shot how would that fight go?

>>76859338
who cares hopefully Maia gets BTFO then Woodley gets BTFO soon after and then we are back to WW being interesting again

>>76859523
Cerrone via RNC

>>76859449
Wtf happend, was that brainmatter pouring out of his nostrils?

>>76859523

Cerrone would try to use his muay thai kicks. One would get caught and Maia would use his wrestling to put him on the ground. Side control to back control, punch until choke opens up.

>>76859338
>Most of that time will have to be spent getting his weight down so he wont even have a full month to actually train and prepare

Maybe more fighters should fight at their walking weight.

>>76859523
Maia beats Cowboy easily in the first round via meme choke. Cowboy is heartbroken. He falls into a deep depression which is worsened by unlimited Budweiser and his grandmothers death (TBA). He commits sudoku at the BMF ranch behind the horse stable and is found two days later.

>>76859478
>Rick story
consistently beat hot prospects and proved that he was the boarder between skilled fighters and the actual elite

>Matt Brown
Like you said, he dominated from the back and chocked out his opponent

>Condit
It doesn't matter what condit's game plan was, he is an undeniably eileite fighter and Maia finishes him faster than the current champion did

>Magney
If he hadn't fought maia he would have won 10 fights in a row before the Larkin fight. He is one of the only 2 men to beat Gastelum and the other is Woodley. He has repeatedly proven to be one of the toughest outs in the division, but sure you dont like him so he is a "meme"

Fuck off casual.


>>76859572
I dont disagree. But consider that woodley (who cuts more weight than maia) has been in training for a few weeks already because he was literally told he had a fight coming up early so he would have more time to prepare. His wieght loss will already be far underway and that was the UFC's plan to give him every advantage possible

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>>76859589

>>76859589
Fun fact but do you know where Cerrone is so susceptible to liver kicks? I have a theory that it's due to energy drink consumption.

It's pretty well known that Monster and Redbull are damaging to the liver and leave scar tissue. With the amount that Cerrone has consumed (he has fridges full at his ranch) he has probably done permanent damage to himself. Making him more prone to damage in that location.

>>76859555
Dunno. I thought maybe he burst a blood vessel

Where are Ronda's nudes?

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>>76859743
In the dumpster where they belong.

>>76859743
Fake, don't bother

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>>76859743
http://imgur.com/a/lLfyc

Not much, not very good, most likely not real

>>76859449

It's a business, not a tournament.

>>76859338

Woodley mentioned he was training for his next fight months ago, this has obviously been official or semi-official behind the scenes for a long time (and presumably Maia has been aware of it as well). It's just only been made publicly official recently.

Unless the UFC told Woodley his opponent was Maia months in advance but didn't tell Maia until just now, which would be fucked but I don't think even Dana is that much of a shithead

>>76859804
Meh it's fucking nothing
Miesha's was fap worthy at least

K then /been/ I'm off to the shadows again, I'll be back when the mcgobbles meme end and you stop talking about him every other post

>>76859600

>Story

He's a glorified gatekeeper and you know it. Shut the fuck up.

>Brown

He hugged him the whole fight. It wasn't even a fight it was a grappling match.

>Condit

Everyone makes mistakes. Condit made a poor judgement call and paid for it. His mistake does not an elite make.

>Magny

He's a fucking padded meme and you know it.

Get off the brazzer dick homie.

>>76858898
is she hot tho

>>76859804

My god, how is Rhonda's boxing so atrocious

>>76859876
In like a chubb Jewish aunt type of way, yeah

Niggas be like.... Maia only beat Brown and Magny they are dookie.

Niggas also be like..... Who da fuq is Gunnar Nelson and Jorge Masvidal

xD

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>>76860050
>xD

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>>76860115
>lhw

>>76859743
One man has them. Dare I say it.....is he our guy?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498884568936.webm

>>76860050

Jorge won that fight.

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>>76860142

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>>76860124
>the state of your life

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>>76860164
....is very good.

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>>76860170
nice man, glad to hear you lost your virginity finally

>>76859008
such a sharp short punch

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>>76860219
If sex is what drives you, then I'm sorry you're missing out on life.

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>>76860219
Leave Saub alone, the guy is a self made millionaire.

Stop being h8ers.

>>76860164
>>76860170
>>76860219
>>76860235
really good posts boys im proud of you

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>>76860144
>those media scores

>>76860256
You can thank the Canadian for that. Dude is obsessed with me.

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It's been proven that fighters will get told to go out and bang or else face light discipline for having a boring match but i was watching stoned once and came up with the theory that they will orchestrate spicy bangers either by forcing them to bang or by fighters slightly acting to ham up the fight. Doing this would keep casuals interested and is just a spectacle overall. Mostly this applies to fights where the commentators are like "OHH WHAT HEART ON THIS MAN WHAT A WARRIOR".

>>76860356
i'd say they need to come up with a better strategy cuz there are still plenty of boring as fuck fights

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>>76859107
This is exactly what I imagined. Conor choosing Khabib for a monster ppv in russia that would rival the metallica concert at the airfield. The military flew choppers over the crowd to try and control them.

https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU

>>76860395
it's a bold move because

1. challenges the "conor is scared of khabib" meme

2. puts all the pressure on the pull out merchant to show up. could you imagine the hit his reputation would take if he backed out of that fight.

>>76860437
what would ja rule think at a time like this?

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*chews loudly*

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>>76860495
Update that my guy

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>>76860495
>ywn eat horse meat sleep and train just to destroy people in a cage

>>76860567
If I update it I'll get big?

>>76860623
2x that amount MINIMUM

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>>76860567
4 times dis amount

How was WSOF?

Didn't get to watch it

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>>76859368
>>76859478
>>76859863
Casual scum.

>>76859831
>I don't think even Dana is that much of a shithead
Lol.

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Not much else, actually

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>>76860770
Thoughts on grisham and stann commentating 213?

>>76860495
>>76860567
>>76860623
>>76860647
>>76860694
>tfw started another heem meme

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post yfw WME sells off mens FLW

>>76860640
It's only words

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>>76860815

Is Michael Johnson the best shit talker in MMA?

>>76860890
the best shit eater you mean

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>>76860815
Who gives a shit if they do. Mighty Mouse didn't take the BIG FIGHT. Conor would have taken that fight. Conor is a CHAMPION! Why not sell the division? If it's no longer producing REAL champions, and challengers!

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>>76859804
>Most likely not real
Oh stfu, Polen. It's real you infidel, I shall behead you. Don't ever dowt me again.

>>76860809
I want Cruz and DC. It's all I can say. Why isn't Rogan commenting again?

>>76860840
It's more than words. It's all I needed you to show. Then you wouldn't have to say you love me, 'cause I'd already know.

>>76860902
This

Dwarfs are also not entertaining whatsoever

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Is Tony vs Khabib the biggest match since Cro Cop vs Fedor?

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>>84483230

213 is in Vegas right ? Weird that Rogan isnt commentating that

>>76861114
They're slowly phasing him out

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FUCKING BEEEEEEEAST

>>76861178
i fear for him but i hope he gets the job done, he's great example of starting from exact bottom up

>>76861128
Good, won't miss him. He's barely any better than Goldie with none of his endearing qualities

>>76861230
you're out of your element Poland, Rogaine is good at his job. he gets shit for the poor promotion he makes for fights because UFC is so jewish with new content they just recycle old shit

>>76859851
Miesha's were fake news.

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>>76861178

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>>76861245

>>76861230
I don't like him either, but you gotta understand that none of the changes they've made had anything to do with quality. If they're so desperate for cash that they get rid of both the main commentators they've had for years then the UFC going under or being resold are real possibilities

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>>76861178
why do the eastern euros love Yoel so much, seems cuckspicous

>>76861280
everyone loves yoel goof, you will too after he heems whittaker

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>>76861301
>loving a cheat

>>76861316
he's not a cheater, it's been debunked

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>>76861301
why would anyone love him unless you are literally gay, he's a roiding cuban cheater with no soul

>>76861332
he puts on great shows and fights anyone without hesitation, would be nice if we could say the same about Bisping but..

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>>76861347
cheating your way to victory and being a roided up freak overrides any heem

>>76861370
>cheating your way to victory
explain

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if digits you gotta help me shitpost

>>76861353
>and Tron vows to make Pancho eat a refried shit burrito

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>>76861378
>the stool
>being a roided up freak overall

>>76861395
>the stool
it's not his fault big john didn't ask him to get up to fight, he did as he was told. Nobody likes to talk about Tim blatantly grabbing his gloves before
>being a roided up freak overall
he's natty 100%

>>76861414
the glove grabbing is nowhere near the same level as the stool first off, second off he doesn't need the ref to tell him he can't sit on the stool an extra minute to know its cheating, third two wrongs don't make a right

>>76861414
Looking like that at 40 isn't Natty. I think you need to stop watching Scooby's videos

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McCarthy looks pretty pissed. Can't remember what fight it was, but I know I've seen Yoel hose himself with water in at least one other fight reffed by Yamasaki

>>76861432
again it had nothing to do with Yoel, big john was in charge of that situation anyone else would have stayed seated after that damage he got right up and ready to fight when instructed. Joe acted like complete sperg which lead everyone to make bigger deal than it was

>>76861455
Big John was telling him to get up and he wasnt getting up, but no that has nothing to do with him

>>76861451
was in the weidman fight, he was wetting himself then asked his corner to dry him off
>>76861468
no sir, he stayed seated until john said to get up like in webm posted

wut time does polish mma start tmrw

>>76861501
about 10 hours
should be a youtube stream

>>76861230
Poland No

I thought you were one of the good posters

>>76861515
also an earlier card on
facebook/fullmetaldojo
they have a card in thailand in 6 1/2 bongs

>>76861515
>>76861558
thanks, happy canada day guys

>>76861576
same guy, but yup same to you, new letterkenny up today as well, might catch the end of ACB later bud

How many pics should a guy have on Tinder

>>76861616
same as your number of balls, the unfortunate one, average 2 and the weirdo 3

>>76861616
One of your face and one of your cock.
You can add 3rd if you have great abs

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>>76861178
How many steroids would I have to take, realistically speaking, before I achieved Yoel mode?

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>>76861522
My dream commentary duo would be Chael and Bisping desu. Dont know if it would work but both are talkative guys with cool voices.

>>76861774
Alot of factors whey in, your current size, your insertions and such things.


But with some roids it could take you 1-3 years, but it takes a huge commitment.

>>76861778
They like each other and I could see it working

>>76861778
good voices yes, but chael is a horrible analyst.

now gotta think really cool voices. Stipe and Yoel

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>>76861917
The only thing staying my commitment regarding anything if a dubious result. If someone told me "in 5 years you'll look like this" with a stamped on guarantee, I'd commit to it. But if it was like "Maybe you'll look like this, it's really down more to luck and other factors out of your control" then I pass.

Sterons are expensive, tho. I'll have to work my ass for them.

>>76861774
personal trainer here
show me a pic of your bod and i'll give you a rough estimate

>>76862014
Nice try, Australia.

But eh, fuck it, I'll post a pic soon enough. To shut people up and what have you.

>>76861978
Chael would be THE guy to shill corn nuts, he's amazing salesman. Bisping would take the Rogan role of a guy eho knows what is going on.
Octagon interview I'd leave to Sonnen though, he is friendlier

How the hell did RDA cut from 190 to 155

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>tfw you will never reach the natty limit
why even live?

>>76862140
Is that shopped or did he really inject that much synthol into his body ?

So what is Conor's walking weight? Is it over or under 170?

>>76862404
under. 168 ish, probably more now that he is a LW

>>76855007
Is this guy trolling or retarded?

>>76862404
175

>>76862105
He's not 190, he's tiny

Also Tony and Khabib do the same

>eddie is a different kind of beast, hes gonna wrestle Conor for sure, size and wrestling my man, the only reason you're talking like this is you don't know anything about wrestling

>Floyd is a different kind of beast my guy, footwork and speed my man, the only reason you're talking like this is you don't know anything about boxing

>>76862441
>>76862464
So 168 FW and 175 LW

Sounds normal to me. Why were people calling him a huge featherweight

Going to use my free fightpass trial and watch Conor's fights

Conor bless

>>76862605
Because they don't realise how big he is

>>76862605
he's a big 145er

just look at him during weigh ins for featherweight fights

plus hes a really slim guy so that doesn't help

>tfw i can heem every here

>>76862650
try me pussy

>tfw i can boxercise everyone here to a UD

>>76862205
shopped

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>>76862650
get in my guard brah

>>76862755
would you?

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>>76862480
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/06/ufc-lightweight-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-sees-welterweight-move-in-his-future

>Talking out of your ass
Why do casuals feel the need to chime into subjects they have no clue about?

I saw some Amerilard the other day post about Werdum and how he threw "a dozen flying kicks" in his career, when the man himself admitted he only threw tree and how memorable they were for him.

Can't you losers find a better place for your inadequate """knowledge""" of MMA?

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>>76862000
Steroids aren't that expensive, around $100-$400 per cycle, which is around 12 weeks.

Steroids aren't the expensive part, it's the food that you are gonna need to pack on 20-50 kgs.

You are pretty much gonna need to tripple your portions if you are a skinny fellow.

And when you are on steroids, it's upto you how hard you train to attain that body, it all rests on your shoulders.

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>>76862930
I'm reasonable. 185cm tall, 80kg (prolly 78 now because of the heat), around 12% bodyfat. I can deal with the food purchases, but it seems like the sterons come cheaper than what I expected.

I used to fear for the side effects of shrunk testies and baldness, but I don't give a fuck anymore as long as greatness is achieved.

>That shoop of Brock

>>76862865
You're an idiot

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>>76862965
Nice """"argument"""", casual tourist scum. Good thing you're not wearing a nametag, otherwise everyone would know how much of a moron casual you are.

desu Conor had some impressive ground exchanges in his earlier fights

seems like a high opportunity cost for him to exchange on the ground now though instead of just striking

>>76862978
If RDA is 190 Conor is 210 pounds

>>76862993
Lmao what

>>76863011
You heard me cuck

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>>76862993
>Being this much of an illiterate scumbag
You realise I linked you an article, right? RDA used to cut from 195lbs to 155, Khabib from 190lbs to 155. That's why RDA passed out before his fight with either Tony or Alvarez (I can't recall which anymore) and they couldn't reanimate him for three minutes.

Cyborg cut from 170lbs to 140 in a week. You have no idea how weight cutting works and the lengths to which these maniacs go to just to gain that edge.

Tl;dr you're a tourist newscum casual.

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>>76862992
He throws dat left hand shot a lot more these days, he used to do a ton of meme kicks in his early ufc fights

>>76863049
It was the Eddie fight, you don't know anything

Conor cuts from 210 pounds, RDA from 190. Il

>>76863062
yeah its like he cut the fat out of his entire game after the first diaz fight

the performance vs Eddie was so efficient

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RDA months before his welterweight fight

Damn Gooby even had a nice sweep in the first Diaz fight (1st round)

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>>76863062
Y'know, Polen. I had broken up with my girl at the time. 9 days after that, I smiled for the first time when the Goobmeister KTFO Aldo.

>>76863073
>you don't know anything
>From a guy who has no idea that RDA walks around at 195
Lol, what a complete fucking dunce lmao. Go to bed, tourist casual.

>>76863090
>He threw a memekick in the second Diaz fight, Nate caught it and pushed Goobs into the clinch infront of his corner
>Kavanagh yelled "STICK TO THE GAMEPLAN!"
>Diaz replied "Fuck your gameplan"

>>76863049
There's no way to know how much fighters cut without weighing in on fight night. Everything else is hearsay

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RDA months before his fight with fergy

>>76856455
Fedor and Wonderboy

>>76863137
>>76863161
In neither does he look 195, they lied so when Conor lost to him they could use that excuse

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>>76863154
That's not what we're discussing. I'll take RDA's word for it rather than some autistic Bong on a Canaanite paint making forum.

>>76863196
Call me autistic again and see what happens

>>76863090
I've been watching Holloways fights las week and Gooby landed a lot of those kicks on Max but barely used his left. If he can make 145 again rematch with Max would be his best option for octagon come back

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>>76863146
clip

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>>76863186
Yeah, this is b8. You're a dipshit for making me respond for so long.

>>76863210
Read my lips:
OW-TIS-TICK

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>>76863196
Fighters lie about shit like that all the time, there's no reason to believe any of it based on talk alone

>>76863252
Bye bye little spain sperg, just remember you're my bitch

>>76863151
kek yeah I remember watching Kavanagh say that

gonna pull up the fight and listen to the corner audio

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>>76863267
The idea would be to undersell themselves to gain credibility, not say "YEAH, I TOTES CUT FROM 200LBS TO 145LBS TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE OVER OTHER MANLETS LOL". It'd be the other way around.

Again, I'll take RDA's word over the word of some dipshit on 4chan.

>>76863273
Kys newscum tourist casual.

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IF YOU HAD THE NO GLOVE TOUCH PROP BET GO CASH THE TICKET!

You're so upset my wittle spain sperg

Thanks for another you

>>76863250
shitty butterfly but nate wasn't dropping his weight, back door and toe hold threat to get up.

little shit, but non-grapplers would never figure it out. who is the most likely fighter, that conor could reasonably fight, not be able to lure into a KO loss and get his first submission win?

micheal johnson?

>>76862105
>he thinks manlets tell the truth about their weight

laffin

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>>76863298
Youre losing it Daniel, youre getting emotional

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>>76862526
>"To me, he's just a left hand. He's just a guy with a left hand. That's how I see him. He does something that we call a ‘rock back' well. Mayweather does it. A lot of Philly fighters do it. [McGregor] lives and breathes off it. A lot of MMA guys don't know about these boxing things that they do. This is a move that's very easily taken away and we're going to dominate every step of the way."

reminder not to bring the dog out of eduard

>>76863325
Johnson isn't easy to submit, took Khabib 3 rounds to do so. I guess the way Conor would submit someone is by rocking them badly on the feet and then grabbing a RNC or something at which point the skill level of the opponent on the ground doesn't really matter.

>>76863325
from what I've seen his grappling style isn't really submission based but top control/positional

I don't see him ever going for a submission imo, his striking is too good

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>>76863383
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let newscum casual tourists ruin my board, Jon?

>>76863325
Maybe Yair if he could still make 145

>>76859876
Yeah, in some way

>>76863229
the rematch would be spicy but Conor doesn't really have a reason to go down to 145 unless the money is absurd

I think his next 2 UFC fights will be Nate and Khabib, after that who knows

>>76860226
As good as he was, Andy had a weak chin

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>>76863422
Leron here, you took a lot of bans in your fight with lith and whatnot,will this play a role in your next loss against Jani ?

>>76863229
that's not gonna make near the money of Conor v Khabib in russia

people meme that conor is scared but he's always wanted the biggest $$$ fights. khabib on his home turf would be the biggest fight they could make other than him vs GSP or going for WW title. holloway even comes after a LW defense against tony

>>76863425
I guess, new guy zagbit magomedsharipov as well

>>76863250
This isn't really impressive

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>inflammatory opinion for sole purpose of (You)s
>provocative webm

>>76863447
His fookin belt back would be the reason and its probably his easiest fight to take.
As for money it goes
Nate > GSP>Kebab>>>Max>Tony>Aldo

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>>76863472
>I'm a righteous force of factual, well argued points
>Jani is a sociopath with drug issues who sandblasts hotpockets
Makes sense, I accept this.

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My Irish girl

*gets full mount on you*

any last words, bitch?

>>76859344
i always lose it when the camera shows ellenburger's dead body.

>>76863624
>muh heritage

why are Americans so obsessed with it?

>I'm half Irish, a quarter Italian, 1/8 Scottish, 1/8 German and a quarter Native American

>>76863583
eh he already held two, idt he cares anymore

Money wise Khabib in Russia would be insane, the Rocky marketing they would put behind it painting khabib as the evil muslim isis fighter would sell so well

>>76863647
*verbally submits*

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>>76863611
Jani will decision you 49-46 for 3 days and youre gonna cry on Cain's shoulder

>>76863741
going to Russia is a problem in itself, there are a lot of obstacles to organizing an event. Also they would have to do it in the middle of the night/early morning in Russia to suit the PPV market.

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>>76863754
Oh yeh? Will he get paid for doing that?

The early bird gets the worm, eh?

Well the early bird also gets the armbar and makes you tap because he's spent an extra 3000 hours on the mat, one hour at a time, while you slept in your cozy widdle bed wike a widdle baby.

>>76863730
Irish built the NY.
Bill the Butcher and Leo di Caprio

>>76863730
Because they have no culture of their own

>>76863784
yeah it would be a nightmare ppv wise, but its just fun to think about

the promos and conferences would be so great

>>76863784
They just had a TV deal fall apart, Goober's calling for it because he knows it can't happen

He'll fight Kevin Lee before he fights Nurmagomedov

>>76863795
He beat you after a weekend of hot pockets

>>76863850
the TV deal is still there for now but its very low paying

Most Conor fights will happen in Vegas (NYC in the off chance)

I'M ON A NEW LEVEL

>>76859804
Beeeeautiful champ

>>76864078
I loved that promo

same with the techno mix for cain/werdum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkPDcK1MFa8

well time to leave

see you boys in the next edition of comfy heem

>>76861558
2 bongs till thailand heems
6 or so till polish heems

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>>76860495
>>76860567
>>76860694
>>76860808
10/10

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Jim Miller has no chance

>>76861178
will i look like this after 5months of calisthenics

Yoel is just genetically blessed he's not on steroids

>>76864340
I counted 22 steaks.

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>ESPN broke the story, which revealed that Snoop Dogg and Urijah Faber were going to be teaming up for a ‘secondary broadcasting team’ which will be dubbed “SnoopCast"
Imagine the bantz. Based Dana

The UFC game literally can't score fights for shit
Load of bollocks I won that fight

>>76864865
Who do you play as?

>>76864913
Just the demo
Doing career as Max Holloway.

11-1, sole loss coming to bullshit wrestlefucking that did no damage but the game rewards. Was my first fight on PPV too, I was all knockouts before that. Now I've got to fight Denis fucking Siver

wtf I fuckin hate the ufc these days

Do we have a BJJ black belt among us, lads?
A brown belt?

>>76859804
>most likely not real
computer say no
http://www.imageforensic.org/show/2031c0e4e75076833bf0c403708dd127/26b7f213-4985-4e6d-9902-7a51f21f8f74

hi

>>76864997
white belt

in a few days once people from gym come back from mudik

>UFC tries to assassinate Maia
>He wins anyway
>Finally give him title shot
>30 day notice
l u l
Dana is a just bleeder who really hates grappling.

>>76864997
I train no gi

Was literally on the verge of getting out worked by Denis Fucking Siver holy shit maybe I should quit

>>76864973
sounds like max's fight with dennis burmudez

Is there anything in MMA nearly as poetic as Gustaffson's career?

A swede through and through who has 4 career losses, all to black men.

Sweden is being cucked hard by said negros, and he mimics that in his own career. Hilarity ensues lads.

>>76865033
Tyrone is a nightmare match up for him anyways

>>76865033
>May 13 is told that will get his title shot
>July 29
30 days? What are you on about?

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>tfw you make Curtis Blaydes look like a LHW

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>>76859804
>that roastbeef pussy

49-1

>>76865005
Italy, is Rudiger any good? Chelsea are apparently buying him.

>>76860437
>american athletes

>>76859804
>http://imgur.com/a/lLfyc
Lmao what kind of fucking autist would unironically think these are real? The state of mma

>>76860809
What? You fucking kidding me? Isn't 213 in fucking Vegas? WHERES JOE????????????????????????

>>76864344
Miller tapped Do Bronx even quicker

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>>76865066

redpill me on shogun

>>76865609
>trainy
>eaty
>sleepy

>>76865461
SHW division when?

>>76865608
TO THE DEATH GEORGES

>>76865467
Yeah he's pretty good, he's also young and has lots of potential to get better.
Said to see him go, hope >we get at least 35M€ for him

Which woman UFC fighter do you enjoy watching the most?

Coral Springs can you drive up to my place and heem me you can keep all my loot.

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>>76865711
That cool my man, just send up your adress and I'll be on my way.

>>76864973
>>76864865
It's garbage online, everyone plays as Conor who is so overpowered. He rocks you with every clean punch, drops you with every kick to the body and has the best ground game

>conor can't beat mendes
>conor will NEVER beat aldo
>0% chance he beats diaz
>there is literally NO WAY conor can beat eddie
>conor beating floyd is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE

when will you finally see the light?

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>>76865748
Have you played career? I swear once you get to title level the game just turns to straight up bullshit.

I'm getting armbarred by Conor out of the blue ffs. It's not like my arm was weaker that made me more susceptible either. I don't know how to properly play the game but I swear these submissions are just impossible to defend for no reason.
Not to mention how I rock Yair Rodriguez, get mount as he's on the ground and he sweeps me from the bottom and lands elbows that finish me for no reason.

Straight up bollocks I swear

Schaub kills it in this video
https://youtu.be/0yat06VCCYY

>>76865752
last time I checked he lost to diaz and then ''won'' a SPLIT dec

>>76865811
Yeah thats alright, Conor and Yair are both op on the ground you have to never stay still. Only try to submit never try to g&p. Online you can play as Khabib, shoot for a takedown on Conor and he'll reverse it and finish you

>>76865813
>IT IS ALL OVER!!!
mike goldberg fucking sucks

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>>76865752
lol

>>76865813
>this is the fight the ufc couldn't put together
yeah because both guys got caught cheating lol

>>76865946
they made Vitor vs Jones even though Vitor literally broke the T/E limit

>>76862030
where are you from paella-guy?

>>76865915
I can't do career man. Do I just have to get good or is it just bullshit? Even Lamas was giving me a big pain, every opponent pretty much has since just before I got a title shot.
I just keep restarting until I get a proper KO

Online sounds bad, haven't touched it but career is frustrating me. Doesn't seem fair

>this bong that has a few webms and thinks he understands boxing

lmao

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u lucky bastard Scott Coker

>>76866036
its just fansperg(you) samefagging again

I hate Bellator. There is nothing worse than a pretender. It's like nerds in here who watch anime and don't train but think they're badasses.

>>76866093
I dont like killator either.I'm only follow em for Hardy and Rory

who is your fav. female fighter?

Should we go back to the old Pride system of declaring a draw if the fight goes the distance?

>>76866083
>>76866116
why do you obsess over a different mediocre-looking thot every few days you dork

>>76866162
yes

Paige VanZant. Jesus Follower. Forgave her brother for ruining her life. Mows her grandfather's grass. Donates money to kids dying of cancer.

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>>76866093
watch it anon

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>>76866234
What the hell, he's asian ? I though he has squinty eyes just because he's fat

/fullmetaldojo/videos/vb.702633173127729/1547591275298577/?type=3&theater

yall watching this? its a facebook link so just type the facebook url before hand, or go to the full metal dojo page

should be fun

>>76866266
korean on his mothers side i think

>>76866288
no wonder he's so ugly

>>76866282
soccer kicks and 12-6 bows allowed

first main card fight is on now

Hey pussy, are you still here?