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stealing from reddit is efficient edition
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1st for perro caca
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>tfw miss almost every round because of full time work
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3rd for broncos being EXPOSED
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>>76859506
Honestly makes them look like pretenders. I haven't seen Broncs play that bad in years.
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>>76849723
Just drowned lads
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>>76859980
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are sean and ivan the only ones "making it"?

>ivan is studying and furthering his education and career opportunities

>sean is working full time and living with his gf
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>members day
>50 people turn up
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>>76860134
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>>76860147
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>Livestream shits bricks
>VIPbox sites start having problems

Jews did this
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>>76860168
I am literally having no problems with VIP. The problem might be you.
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>>76860186
Once I get to a stream it's ace but some of the domains give me errors
Might be me I guess
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>>76860206
Yeah I don't know hey. I've been using .co/rugby and always loads straight away and have had no issue
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>>76860206
the premierleague stream on vip is HD

but yeah (((they))) destroyed livestream

to what end? anyone who uses livestream would have used vip or other instead... lol

i guess they save money on livestream, but in the end they lose.

new fans internationally following the NRL exceeds the potential that a livestreamer would turn on foxtel or 9 instead of another stream

guess im not as business savyy as ((()))
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>Big strong Central Coast crowd

How can Sydney even compete?
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Wow huge crowd, I could have driven a couple of hours and gone there lads.
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>>76860272
>roosters and sharks
>central coast teams

is the NRL taking the piss lads? gonna goto budgewoi and stage a mutiny
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>>76860221
Based Matt
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>>76860312
Wyong is a feeder for the Poosters
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>is the NRL taking the piss lads?
yes

This comment sponsored by Foxtel. No ads during play. We love the Footy.
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>>76860320
Pretty irrelevant... Storm dont play in QLD cause theyre fed by them
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Lads I'm outside and it's empty inside. I'm freaking out.
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>>76860369
Interesting shoop
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>>76860112
Excellent post Ivan
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I'm losing it
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just did a poo lads
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Playing Crash Bandicoot instead of watching these games lads
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free steam key lads
7DQ2B-C9GRM-BZ9TG
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>>76858902
Walkwagie detected
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Just got pranked lads
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>poosters
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Apologies for the late post. Tipping Sharks, Eagles and Raiders.
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considering a wank to be honest lads
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>>76860369
kek

>when you have to drive thru gosford and its like parramatta road for ages then it becomes a little marina then its back to being a shithole suburbia again

mmm
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>>76860476
Good luck RC, hope you can move off 0 today
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have you noticed how much walkbro looks like cooper cronk
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>>76860506
kek
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apparently cooper cronk is 5'10, no way is he that tall, he looks more like 5'7. manlet for sure
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Remember to filter all trippies lads
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>>76860476

It's okay. We forgive you. Thanks for the tips.
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>>76860622
no
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>>76860635
virgin
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>>76860713
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just cut my cock shaving my shaft
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USA rugby league USA rugby league shooooooooooooock the world, the Tomahawks are gonna shock the world
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>>76860764
Please get more based black men to play our sport
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>not paying a high end escort to come over and watch the footy with you all night and then go to bed for cuddles and pegging
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>>76860506
Thanks mate but I actually got one right last night as the Dragons tip was just to test you.
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>>76860810
Newcunt Ltd.
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Kinda want to get pegged lads
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>>76860837
Z E R O
E
R
O

from three (3)

Kek

KEK

K E K
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Just got called a newcunt ltd. lads
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>>76860877
?

Do you understand what a test is?
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>>76860917
Do you understand what a trap is?
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brrrrrt
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>>76860917
>Tip wrong
>Lel I was just kidding

Pretty disappointing behavior mate
Would've expected a classy man such as yourself to own up to your failure
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>>76860936
Yes, what's your point?
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Just eating some fish lads.
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Yall act like you never seen a broken nose before
Jaws all on the floor like Myles just shit on the floor
And started knocking on doors looking for more
The Queenslanders were partying too hard with one game more
Its the return of the dynasty, making New South Wales Cucks return to Sydney
Aw he didn't just lead Queensland to win a hundred times in a row did he?
And Dr. Daley said nothing, you idiot
Dr. Daleys careers dead it's finished without a series win
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>>76860166
oh god i hate the dogs but this makes me so sad
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>poosters
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>>76861100
why? let it crumble
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At the races lads
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BTFO BY AN OLD MAN
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Who is this Megan Barnard?
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Oh me oh my
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LUKE LEWIS, PICK 4 SPECIALIST
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>>76861215
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>>76861242
Kek missed it, did he run the whole length?
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LUKE LEWIS Le 90m man
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Is joshie losing it lads?
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>Vry old man rnning at very hgh spd
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Is Lewis the longest serving first grader right now? Surely he must be
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>>76861290

G Train is. Started 9 weeks before him.
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>>76861290
gal might be
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>>76861317
shiiiiiiiiiiit

for some reason Lewis seems older

maybe its a maturity thing cause gal acts like a fucking child half the time
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>billy slater and cam smith are born on the same day same year

huh
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>see you soon

What the fuck did he actually mean by this?
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Daly Cherry-Evans
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Luke Lewis
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>>76861545
le 90 metre man
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https://youtu.be/q9fNAi3cSgw

Reminder that this exists
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>>76861587
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>this interview

He's so perfect lads
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>>76861587
Holy fuck what an autist

>Silicon Valley I guess
Kek

>Big dog come to eat baby
>Huh?
KEK
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>>76861710
>Big dog come to eat baby
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>he isn't a big dog
>he hasnt come to eat today
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Little dogs spotted itt lads
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Jews killed Christ lads
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>>76861905

Christ Jesus yet lives
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Reality Kek on 1 from 5 watch
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w a l k e r
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>>76861961
>>76861905

Mark Chapter 16: He is Risen

1 And when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, had bought sweet spices, that they might come and anoint him.

2 And very early in the morning the first day of the week, they came unto the sepulchre at the rising of the sun.

3 And they said among themselves, Who shall roll us away the stone from the door of the sepulchre?

4 And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.

5 And entering into the sepulchre, they saw a young man sitting on the right side, clothed in a long white garment; and they were affrighted.

6 And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified: he is risen; he is not here: behold the place where they laid him.

7 But go your way, tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye see him, as he said unto you.

8 And they went out quickly, and fled from the sepulchre; for they trembled and were amazed: neither said they any thing to any man; for they were afraid.

9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.

10 And she went and told them that had been with him, as they mourned and wept.

11 And they, when they had heard that he was alive, and had been seen of her, believed not.

12 After that he appeared in another form unto two of them, as they walked, and went into the country.

13 And they went and told it unto the residue: neither believed they them.

14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.

15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
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Walker fired up lads
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So this is the power of Bitchality Kek's kiss of death tip
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i know your endgame m8, and i'm telling you to watch it. This is a PRO RC thread
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>>76861961
>>76862086
Excellent post lads
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>poo peegles
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Manly WILL come back. Do not doubt RC's elite tipping mind
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Did you spot the test? On track for 3/5.
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Forans gonna do his leg before the end of the game

The Bulldogs Curse will not let him continue
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>mfw DCE NEEDED to play a man of the match game to make Origin
>mfw his team is losing to the fucking Warriors
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Friendly reminder that /nrl/ is Pro-RC
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me right now lads
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>>76862185
please kill yourself
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Manly are throwing the game to rescue DCE from origin. QLD are going lose and DCE would be the scapegoat. After the last series, he lost all his form.
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based trent from punchy. 2 steps ahead
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>>76862196
this is just shameless. put your trip on you fucking faggot
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>>76862208
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I know the whole not replying to the person meem, but i did mean to reply to this post >>76862208
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>>76862222
2 for 2 hundred and twenty two
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comeback is on lads
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>yfw you realise Manly are setting up a GOAT comeback where DCE kicks the field goal so he wins man of the match and makes Origin
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reality cuck btfo by EXCELLENT digits
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>warriors
>2nd half

can't wait lads
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Sick of this Bitchly fag shitting up this community lads
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>>76862296
based matt
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Friendly reminder Poocastle is still paying most of Uate's wages
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LITERALLY FORWARD
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>fell for the Farty Pootowel meme
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>>76862233
>Less than 1 minute
>>76862185
>>76862196
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>>76862296
yeah he really ruins everything. There's nothing you can say to make him go away
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>he isn't a manly supporter
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>>76862388
>>76862296
Same fag Poorramatta supporter
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Chaly Erry-Devans
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Soger Ruivasa-Theck
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Quick run down on Based Manly for you all lads:

-Turn up for each other
-Proud history
-Won quite a few hips
-Never give up
-Patrician suburb
-Mostly white team
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>>76862425
>Mostly white team
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>>76862425
>Mostly white team
Kek.

least white team in the comp
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FOBS ARE WHITE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76862425
Manly isn't white
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Run down of manlys team by number and if theyre white for you lads:

1. White
2. Nigger
3. Nigger
4. Nigger
5. Nigger
6. white
7. white
8. White
9. nigger
10. nigger
11 white
12 white
13 white

7 out of 13 starting players white lads. more than half which is rare these days
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Quick run down on Disgraced Fagly for you all lads:

- don't turn up for each other
- shameful history
- cheats, pay off the refs
- barely ever won quite a few hips
- usually give up
- rely on nonwhites to score try's
- overly rely on Daly Cherryboy-Evans
- fuckwit suburb
- entirely non white team. Daly Cherryboy probably has Aboriginal blood flowing through his ice cold veins
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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
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>1. white
>13. white
>slavs white
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DCElite
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>this elite comeback
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>>76862533
Kek. This.

The traboyabitch brothers aren't white.
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>>76860476
based RC
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>DCE on golden point field goal man of the match then on to origin watch
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>>76861072
bet she has to use both hands to jerk walkies massive cock
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Bhunt WILL be selected in origin instead of DCELITE
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So many mad parra poofs in this thread lads. Honestly Manly ARE the most elite team of the last 20 years the stats do not lie
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The OFFICIAL sponsor of nrl
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What's the whitest team in the nrl?
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>>76862510

Taupau is white and Winterstein is not.
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we're hungry jacks m8
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>>76862595
>not fkc
Get out freshcunt
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>>76862597
cowboys
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>>76862597
If i wasnt down the pub i would work it out for the poomunity
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RealityGOD whats your tip going into the second half
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Shire FOBs are white, so Cronulla
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Quick rundown on Manly lads:

>Full of tourists
>Gooks everywhere
>Some old people clinging onto 1970 pretending they arent surrounded by non whites
>Fucking disgusting beach
>Shitload of drunks spilling out of the pubs on fri/sat/sun at all hours spewing everywhere
>The rich white kids moved to Avalon
>Trash everywhere
>Cigarette butts are on the Manly Flags
>Some stinky as fuck ferrys filled with tourists and rubbish and toilets with shit everywhere
>A tiny NRL stadium where the bogans on disability bux go before hitting up the RSL
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>FOBS
>white
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>>76862597
Bulldogs? Seems weird but theres a fair few
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>disgusting beach

perturbed western suburbs faggot detected
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feels good being ABC lads
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KEK

he has to rail on the actual suburb itself because he has nothing to say about the team itself
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Im more of an SBS man myself m8
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Reminder Manly runs /nrl/
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>>76862670
They're the whitest team to play so far
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For me, it's the disgusting beach
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For me, Manly is a great place to exercise outdoors and step in litter from all the tourists
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OFFICIAL BEST NRL SUPPORTERS ON /SP/ POWER RANKINGS

1. Manly
2. Cowboys
3. Dragons
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.
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POWER GAP
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4. Sharks
5. Brisbane
6. Melbourne
.
900001. Souths
90000000000000000000001. Roosters
90000000000000000000002. Newcastle
9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Bulldogs
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Any sites which stream tv shows in HD lads
Got nothing to do after the footy
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who /Broncos/ here
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Just posted some westie propaganda cause im jealous as fuck of the elite northern beaches
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For me, it's the money and time spent trying to convince people Manly isn't a disgusting filthy shithole
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The only beach better than mnly beach in the sydney "region" is north gong
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>>76862751
Just gave this cunt an on the spot FINE up to $375 for posting rubbish
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>implying all of sydney is filled with litter
>westie jealous that the based northern beaches community actually tries to clean it up
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>>76862772
>he's trying to compare Manly to based clean Avalon and Palm beach
>he thinks Manly isn't just a shithole by the sea
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>this is HIS nearest beach
>its closed all winter long

KEK at this manlet westie
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Manly, more like unmanly hahha
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(((insufficent evidence)))
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Manly posting is fucking back lads
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Where were you when you realised being proud of Manly is like being proud of New York?

>dude expensive property with millions of tourists lmao it's gotta be the best place on earth
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>>76862628
Predicting the Warriors to run away with it.
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We are the Manly boys,
We had a win today,
We are the boys you know of
We showed them how to play,
No matter where we’ll be
Maroon and White you'll see,
Oh aren’t we a wonderful credit
To our locality,
So cheer boys cheer,
We are together,
Every now and then we have a win…..have a win
We will play them all around
At our home or any ground,
If they’ll always play a fair and honest game
So it’s GUZZZLE GUZZLE GUZZLE
As we pour it down our muzzle,
And sing out the order loud and clear, 'MORE BEER',
And we will drink all night
Until we are very tired
In the shade of the Manly Leagues Club
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>>76862828

Obvious test, am I right?
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(((obstruction)))
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DALY CHERRY EVANS DENIED
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>>76862837
Yep you busted me, well done.
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Is the amount of litter in your area directly connected to the amount of chinks?
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FLOPPED
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the absolute state of these refs
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>>76862847
There's a correlation with spit on the streets and trolleys left outside someones house
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who /neverdoubted/ the comeback was on lads
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Will DCE get motm?
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Just ordered chinese lads they charge $5 for delivery so no tip sorry xiu
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>Implying you were going to tip
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just had two $5 rippa deals from red rooster for tea lads
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why are warriors fans such bogans lads
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why are manly fans so classy lads
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Bronkeks on 5th watch
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>>76863040
always tip $5 for non delivery, non late delivery

im rich lad
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COMEBACK
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>>76862828
based RC
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Jeez DCE is well spoken lads. what a captain
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>mfw never tip dominos driver
>mfw he probably spits in my pizzas
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Reality check your gsy mate
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>not kicking to uate again
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>pooly
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Based bunker correcting the poofta refs mistakes
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thank you based refs
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reminder that the grubs in the media just tryna get them clicks mate!!! its bloody disgraceful fair dinkum bloody grubs!!!
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>lying smelly
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DCE on origin watch
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>penalty
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If the premiership is rigged then how come the warriors haven't been handed a ring yet?
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top kek at that tackle
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refball
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>>76863265
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Hayne OUT
walkGOD IN
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>>76863299
Because they're a meme team with no fan base to pander to
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>mfw serbs come into NRL and dominate

Such is the nature of the Serb
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warriors are playing madball
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>poo johnson
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BTFO
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Reality Check on bad tipper watch
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>>76863417
this is every watch
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>Sexuality Check on 2/2 super Saturday watch
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>>76863417

he couldn't tip a canoe.
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>>76863417
?
I'm now on 3/5 tips after going 1/3. Should get my 4th tip for the round when the raiders win.
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>>76863444
>tfw not elite enough to outright lie about my tips like based RC
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Name a player who is shit and overrated and has never done anything better than mimic Benji for half a season
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WHAT A GOOD SPEAKER. GREAT MANNERS
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is it better to wear a bandaid or look like you have aids?
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>asking dce about origin when cronk is on the panel
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>mfw put money on manly to win
won $6 based manly
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>>76863490
>Cronk laughing because he knows he isn't invited
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HOLY SMOKES LADS JUST GOT BACK FROM THE RAIDERS VS COWGODS GAME AND TMM IS ELITE WTF THANKS POOTHERS FOR GIVING HIM UP KEK LMAO
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>>76863475
Bandaid far superior, just get some of those semi-transparent skin color ones
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problem is DCE mainly plays right side whcih is cronks side
>>
Literally who can stop manly from winning this year lads
>>
Is TMM going to be, dare I say it, a bust?
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>>76863515
even a generic one, it looks like youre a tough nrl player

a fucking open wound looks grot
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>>76863541
*blocks your premiership*
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is TMM the GOAT?
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fuck off ivan
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>>76863566
please give me the cowboys one on it's own
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>cringes in your path

Heh. Nothing personal kid. Just the absolute worst commercial ive ever seen.
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>>76863615
great ad 2bh
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>Tipping the Raiders

RC on 2/6 watch
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>>76863459
Benji Marshall
>Premiership Winner
>Won a world cup and got NZ to the top of the world and was the best player doing so
>Big game player
>Actually deserved his golden boot
>Still going strong at 32 years of age

Shaun Johnson
>Memed his way to a GF loss
>Took a depleted Australian team that had reserve graders in it to win a four nations tournament
>Won the golden boot because they wouldn't give it to a guy who was leaving the sport (Sam Burgess)
>Can't lead a Warriors team full of internationals to a measly 8th spot
>Already exposed as a shitter at 26 years old yet the NRL will keep forcing him down our throats
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don't you just love a meme ritual that was stolen off of another team
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>pooking clap
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>the HUAWEI clap

lads can you sponsor everything?

the MCDONALDS spit on the field
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>>76863646
his whole career is based off that international win

thats like josh reynolds and trent hodko making names for themselves for beating QLD once
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literally a knock on by poopana
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>Refball already

fucking kek
>>
The KFC knock on replay
>>
TMM with the elite tackle
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Kek SBW got red carded today
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The ball was heading one direction then went the other direction in mid air without getting touched lads

Nobody in NRL has ever been convicted of betting on matches lads
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just called in sick for my shif tonight lads
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literally who
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based Corey Parker going for the Cowboys
Do Queenslanders, dare I say it, stick together?
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TMM IS ELITE
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>>76863911
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>>76863898
No Broncucks just leach off their big brother Cowboys when they're in the shitter

See the 2015 GF
>W-well at least it was an all Queensland Grand Final amirite Cowbros?!?

Meanwhile they don't even think about you
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>2016
>Showing your emotions to women
>Trusting women
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Feldt should play Origin

FACT
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>>76863943
fuck off back to Nauru you geographically irrelevant area
>>
morgan seems to be improving
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>>76863981
JT was holding him back. Couldnt handle to be overshadowed by the BWC.
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>seems to be improving
>like he hasnt always been elite

not even gonna dignify that with a (you)
>>
His form has been absolutely trash this year. He is improving in that sense

Obviously he has been elite in past years
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>Cows taking the poo

It's over. Raiders by 20
>>
Croker btfo
>>
is croker crying lads
>>
>>76864068
Is he ever not?
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>>76864068
i would too if i live in canberra
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I once did muay thai and kicked some guy and he twisted his leg and his knee dislocated just under his pressure

it looked fucking gnarly the knee cap was sitting on the side of his leg

i hope croker didnt suffer the same injury cause it never comes good
>>
lived*
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>>76862828
Based RC
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yeah thats about it
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Pee Gay GayPooA
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>poodan poopana
>>
meme arrow: poopana
>>
very harsh
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FACT: Coote's pass was NOT forward
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>>76864151
this is an elite opinion
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Reminder Rapana and BJ hate each other, dont communicate, and their wing lets in all the tries due to this

But because they were 'elite' for 4 weeks last year Ricky wont accept this failure

BJ is literal cancer
>>
>taking the one

this is suicide
>>
teams should take the 1 more often 2bh
>>
The real score is 13-0 to the Cowboys
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>>76864206
yeah I always wonder why they don't
>>
>The virgin field goal

>The alpha chip towards the posts
>>
what's with all these elite opinions itt lads?
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>>76864220
>le let off momentum meme
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whitest
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>>76862583
This will confirm a NSW victory
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>>76864254
me on the left
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>>76864258
post the copypasta with that as the thread op m8
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>>76864254
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>>76864254
Like 54% white
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>>76864286
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>>76864303
>>
>ywn have yvonne press her naked body up against yours as your feel her breasts go omto your face and you gently penetrate her
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Bending her over your knee and slowly pulling up her skirt... massaging up her leg slowly... rubbing her pusy... then smacking her
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Gonna go through every team's squad and see who's the whitest lads
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Is kenneath bromwich white?
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The push a cunt over is a seldmon used elite tactic that makes the receiver look like a total bitch and reduces his testosterone and causes his partner to abort her child living or in the womb
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19/35 Melbourne storm
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14/29 Cronulla sharks
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17/30 Manly Sea Eagles
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% as well m
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19/33 Roosters
>>76864417
Will do
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It doesn't matter who the whitest is. Diversity is our strength
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>>76864426
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>>76864336

I did this last year for all ethnicities but deleted the spreadsheet. KBrom is Maori btw.
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Michael Morgan is an elite footballer
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ELITE
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>you now remember that kid that said Morgan WASN'T elite
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>>76864198
(you) on suicide watch
>>
RC on 2/6 watch
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this song plays in my balls when i see vonnie lads

what do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJEj3PW0mas
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>that kick

poorgan on not elite watch
>>
Based Michael Morgan proving that if this was a game of AFL then he'd be dominating that too
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Fuck sake I had people over and couldn't watch the footy OR shitpost
Fuck my life
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How's Dave Taylor playing lads?
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Love how Dave Taylor is playing makes me wet.
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Dave Taylor on caveman watch
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dave
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>>76864612
>>
gaylor
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REFBALL
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based
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Lads it's not looking good..
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Chokeberra Ltd.
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If you just tipped all the home sides regardless of form you'd be at 3/6 and better than Reality Kek on 2/6
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joey is missing a few brain cells
>>
CYA JOEY
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>>76864687
If you haven't fapped to her you haven't lived
>>
>>76864738
>>76864739
Casual racism ltd.
>>
Remember lads, this was chosen through play profiles. This result may be entirely different to what we see on the pitch
>>
I based this upon what I could see, it's not perfect, and there are some cases where I could have been more liberal on some players and vice versa
>>
So here we are ~

Newcastle knights 26/39 - 0.67


Gold Coast Titans 15/23 - 0.65


Queensland Cowboys 21/33 - 0.64


St George Illawarra Dragons 20/35 - 0.57


Manly Sea Eagles 17/30 - 0.57


Penrith Panthers 15/27 - 0.56
Western Sydney rabbitohs 17/31 - 0.54
Melbourne storm 19/35 - 0.54
Canberra Raiders 16/31 - 0.52
Canterbury Bulldogs 15/30 - 0.5
West tigers 15/31 - 0.48


Cronulla sharks 14/29 - 0.48
Parramatta eels 16/40 - 0.4
Brisbane Broncos 16/42 - 0.38%
New Zealand warriors 9/35 - 0.26


Make of this what you will.
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Just did a poo, I based this on poo leaving my anus spincter and looking at the toilet paper as I sat up and reached around to wipe and looking at the toilet paper and stopping when I didn't see poop on the paper.
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Just left a big, stinky joey leilua in the bog lads
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>>76864780
wtf i love the knights now
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>>76864780
Whoops

Roosters 19/33 - 0.58, move into 4th
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>>76864780
>>76864792
Literally who cares.
>>
>>76863511
>>76863511
>>76863511
>>76863511
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>>76864780
Newcastle Knights most white

HOW CAN WHITEBOIS EVEN COMPETE
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>>76864780
Manly confirmed white
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>>76864854
>having a car
White privilege right there lads.
>>
Gonna move to china and get hired by millionaire asian women to be their butler lads
>>
>Michael Morgans SC score
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>>76864872
Real talk now dawg. Is that a thing?
I don't mind being a blue eyed blonde butler
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>>76864876
what of it. CHRISTon was at 175 before adjusments
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>>76864872
back to /pol/
>>
>>76864879
Get on yrawr knees now and lick mai pussah white dawgggg
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>>76864890
yes ma'am
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>>76864894
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>>76864909
ohh ma'am it tastes so good
it tastes as good as being a newcastle customer
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>>76864879
Apparently it is. I know there's a cafe in japan that hires white butlers
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>>76864936
Better start saving for a passport and a work visa then
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lads comix_corp just got me pregnant and i dont know if i can keep it
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>>76864952
Come live with me, it's nothing special but it's a roof and I'll bring the baby up like it's my own <3
I don't expect us to be a couple or anything of course just trying to look out for the baby hehe
I only have the one bed but I'm a complete gentlemen I wouldn't try anything.
I'm a nice guy and a gentlemen.
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>vaginas
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>>76865023
based walkie
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>Gaypooa lost 16 points between his errors and sin bin

Why did I buy this shitcunt again?
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>kids on reddit talking crap about Morgan like he isn't elite straight after an elite performance
KEK
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcTA3XhJQNA
>>
I know I'm gonna get a lot of shit from you reddit folk but I'm going to be 100% honest right now.
I have only been on reddit a few times and when I was it was only to fuck someone up.
It was a like a kik reddit page and you could advertise your kik and I'd get faggot's kik and then advertise their shit as a girls kik and say some bullshit like I have a picture of my crush some bullshit. This was years and years ago.
Anyway I tried it on myself one day and I got 60 msgs in like a minute. Those reddit folk be thirsty as fuck.
What I mean to say is that reddit is the worst shit imaginable but I am tempted to take screenshots of their shit just for (yous)
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>Cherry-Evans
>Morgan
>Munster
would bringing them all into the 17 solve QLDs spine problem?
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>>76865044

>parking in a handicap spot
>complaining

go hang out with some bikies you junkie faggot
>>
>>76865081
Yeah m8. Morgan goes into centre to cover boyd, DCE goes to 5/8 and munster to the bench
>>
Just got some Chinese therapy and lets just say I left very happy.
>>
>>76865081
Just Morgan and Munster. No shitters allowed
>>
4. Munster
6. Morgan
14. DCE

this WILL happen
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>>76865102
>>76865119
Reckon Cherry-Evans will be better at utility than Morgan?
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>>76865138
Morgan is the best utility in the NRL yeah but that's just how I see it going. Like put DCE on for McGuire and move Morgan to lock
>>
*stinks up your thread*
>>
Really need a root lads
>>
>>76865169
based tree
>>
>proxy humor
>>
>>76865171
asl?
>>
>>76865199
F-16
>>
>>76865186
>not knowing i've been lurking these threads for years now

heh.. seems u've underestimated my ability to be IN A PLACE YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY BE IN. your time is up australia.

DRAGON FLAME JUTSU
ACTIVATE
>>
>>76865214
The fact that you and in particularly you gave me a (you) for mentioning proxy humor says all that needs to be said
>>
>>76865246
Can't be that logic lad. (You've ea)rned it.
>>
>>76865207
4700 here lets meet up for the worst sex you've ever had
>>
Damn only 3/6 so far. Having a terrible week tipping NRL.
>>
Do you duty for /nrl/ and filter those trippies
>>
>>76865415
Sorry mate tip police here, you're only on 2/6 because takebacks ended with kindergarten
>>
>>76865415
Don't let it bring you down mate! Keep it up with the quality posts, you are a valued contributor to /nrl/ and we all appreciate your insight
>>
>>76865551
kek
>>
>>76865454
*Unless it's based Reality Check
>>
>>76865551
Thanks mate...just been a bad week or maybe I've become out of touch with NRL. Either way I've won nearly 2k on AFL betting and put most of the shitposters there on suicide watch. Come join in the fun some time and for some valuable tips on AFL betting.
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>>76865575
reddit
>>
>>76865582
yeah lets go to AFL man hope to never see you guve these people any time of day again. You're 2/6 but it's ok man you're better at AFL tips, go there.
>>
Just called myself based in the third person lads
>>
>>76865582
Not much of a fan of /afl/. Don't appreciate how they treat you over there desu. They're undeserving of your insight. Just know you're always welcome here at /nrl/
>>
>>76865582
I might check up every once and a while and get some tips from you though.
>>
LITERALLY i am cooper cronk and I want you all to think about the bigger picture and always take time to help someone less fortunate than you to keep yourself humble while also increasing the quality of life of another human doing.
>>
>>76865595
Nah this place is alright. I don't mind copping a bit of stick from you for some shitty predictions, at least you seem to have some decency about it. Meanwhile in /afl/ it's just retards shitposting >LE FUGGIN ABORDED because the team I bet on happens to be a few goals down at the time.
>>
>>76865631
>>76865621
trip on please
>>
>>76865635
nah man trust me go to afl and stay there /nrl/ doesnt deserve you man
>>
>2015+2
>People falling for the jewfl "reality check is a bad poster" meme
Pathetic lads
>>
>>76865675
trip on
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>cucks are literary talking to a trippie
Basically (you) farming right now lads.
>>
>>76865649
I know you're being ironic, but this is an objectively better community. It's just the one or two filter fags indoctrinated by the "leejun code" that tell people to stop replying to me. I'm fine with that. But you look over here:
>>76865615
>>76865616
>>76865619
>>76865629
I didn't even write that post, and a wave of butt frustrated faggots who put heaps of money on Port at 1.30 getting mad about it. I told them to bet on the 4 dollar Tigers but they never listen. This place is alright.
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>All this hatred for BASED reality check by /afl/ newfriends
kek

KEK

K E K
>>
I hate all trippies because I'm not from reddit.
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>>76865738
>>
>>76865738
See that's part of your problem. You came here first and got indoctrinated under the leejun code that Reddit is a bad place. It's not, the format is different and you get a lot of wankers (same as here) but overall they have some quality discussion going on. Just browse r/nrl for a while and you'll see what I mean.
>>
>>76865735
this tee bee hach
>>
When Reality Check BTFOs someone it should be called Reality Checkmate
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>>76865767
>See that's part of your problem. You came here first and got indoctrinated under the leejun code that Reddit is a bad place. It's not, the format is different and you get a lot of wankers (same as here) but overall they have some quality discussion going on. Just browse r/nrl for a while and you'll see what I mean.
>>
Hi casual here, how do you get a trip?
I put a name in the box thing but it doesn't give me a trip thing so just wondering how
>>
>>76865833
kys
>>
>>76865846
Fuck you I just want to be like based RC you cuck
>>
if walkgod walks his dog does he go on a dogwalk
>>
>muslim humor
>>
>>76865855
To dare to don the trip one must provide a hashtag after the name followed by a password (your tripcode).

e.g Reality Check#tipgod22
>>
>>76865919
Well thank you my good friend
>>
>>76865891
how do I upvote this
>>
>>76865945
you're welcome mate
>>
>>76865982
Now I'm all conscious of my posts
I have to think before I shitpost now
>>
>>76865945
>>76866001
>stealing my gimmick

fuck off dickhead
>>
>tfw I started the trip Apocalypse
You can thank me anytime
>>
Reality Cunt admits that he loves ladyboys
>>
>>76866320
no you did not dickhead
>>
>>76858087
based perrocaca poster
>>
>>76866414
Yeah I did and I'll be linking to this thread if you say otherwise tripcunt
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>>76576652
>>76576652
>>76576652
dickhead
>>
>>76866475
so it was autism
>>
>yuh autism
fuck off dickhead
>>
Look "mate" I'm the original trippy in /nrl/ so you can cry and link shit all you want but this here is my turf so fuck off.
>>
>yuh links
>yuh turf

good one dickhead. I am the orginal, you are meerly a fake Reality Check fan. Piss off mate
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I have literaly fucked Reality Check in the arse so you might want to slink away.
>>
Last for QLD
Last for people knowing who I am and for knowing I'm saging the thread and all that follows.
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I created this gimmick first
>>
Sad
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Hey I finally put on a trip like you said friend.
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Got literally cucked tonight lads.
>>
>>76865119
I don't know if it will happen but it's definitely what I would do.

Don't know why people are saying Morgan ISN'T elite, he was rubbish at the start of the season but about two weeks after JT's first stint injured he came good. He pretty much beat us with his elite "run sideways then flick pass" tactic in Origin 2. He used the same tactic quite memorably in the 2015 GF.
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