Pineda vs. McCullers Jr.
NEW YORK
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) DH
4. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
5. Chase Headley (S) 3B
6. Austin Romine (R) C
7. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
8. Tyler Wade (L) RF
9. Chris Carter (R) 1B
HOUSTON
1. George Springer (R) CF
2. Josh Reddick (L) RF
3. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
4. Carlos Correa (R) SS
5. Brian McCann (L) C
6. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
7. Marwin Gonzalez (S) LF
8. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
9. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
>>76855662
T H I C K
Remember when yaks fags were obnoxious as fuck in the first time we played this series? What happened to them? Where did they go? Did they get as blown out as that faggot's knee?
T H I C K
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fuk the yaks go stros!!!
I'm just here to laugh at the has been yaks and the never was Astros. Stay off /tv/ UT transfer you fat fuck this is you first and final warning. Ok have a good one im off to see Despicable Me 3.
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/WKIEfK44ctg
>yakatey yaks
>>76855714
We consistently have the longest-lasting game threads.
Why don't the Yankees have a mascot?
>>76855867
because it's fucking gay
>>76855857
That's UT transfer you're responding to
For those of you making jokes about what happened to Fowler last night;
None of you guys are funny. This is a persons life, not a game.
Wtf why does no one post links to /mlb/? I was about to make a thread.
>McCullers starting
I think the Yaks should just give up now.
>>76855905
You don't need to make them for Yankee game threads. Everyone knows they will exist.
>>76855905
Me too. The important thing is that you didn't. We avoided a situation that could've gotten ugly quick, and for that we should be thankful. Just gotta put our heads down and play hard now. Put the past behind. We got this.
Who is this guy on the YES broadcast opposite of Singleton? Dude needs to clear his fucking throat. Grossing me the fuck out.
>>76855935
Ryan Ruocco he's on the postgame and does preseason games a lot
>>76855935
it's disgusting that singleton is the color guy, what the fuck yes network
I blinked and there are already 2 outs.
>>76855948
I changed the audio feed to WFAN.... I can't stand that shit. Sucks because Singleton is so comfy
>>76855950
Lel
>>76855967
Ken will probably be making the calls for half the game but Ruocco is annoying though. He used to be on Kay's show
well there goes the perfecto
Ruocco is NOT comfy
>>76855985
It's like Ken is a beautiful symphony and Ruocco is nails on a chalkboard, but the nails are covered in phlegm.
Will Springer get #10?
I tweeted YES about Ruocco clearing his throat, you guys should do the same.
His team doesn't have 4 batters batting over .300
/a/stros!
I missed last nights game since it started at 11.
Can anyone fill me in? I'm guessing Judge hit a few bombs, Shields got shelled, and Fowler had a great debut
>>76856046
heh
>>76856029
A springer double ain't bad.
good enough I guess
who /papa johns & basedball on mlb network/ here?
lmao
youre so fukn mad rite now
Damn best $6 I ever spent
>all of carter and headley's replacements are getting injured
What are those two doing?
Hey 1 is still greater than zero.
>>76856081
>papa johns
Defintely an Astros anon
>>76856110
witchcraft to keep themselves in the game
S P R I N G E R
R U N A R O O
golf rib
>>76856105
What did you buy
>>76856141
MLBTV
>>76856140
>>76856133
First glance I legit thought he hit the ball after it bounced off the ground in front of homeplate
>Correa making an out against the yaks
now THIS is witchcraft
>>76856170
wouldn't be surprising tbqh
>>76856153
>not having based root sports
>Tyler Clippard is away from the Yankees. His grandmother passed away. Our condolences go out to him and his family. Clippard will rejoin the team tomorrow.
F
>>76856214
Well I pretty much do now
Are the two shortest active MLB players playing in this game?
Can you imagine Dellin trying to make a play and a throw like that?
Would probably end up in the dug out behind him
>white guys are the fastest players in our team
How can they compete?
Aww man come on. Put this inning away already.
Yuli WHY
>Carter is up
>>76856289
Don't worry, Carter is an automatic K
Seriously?
oh my goodness
Okay thank god, it's over. No more errors like that please.
I wish someone would just smack that stupid fucking look Carter always has
Why is Chris Carter back? Literally anyone else is better. Call up Mike Ford, sign some washed up free agent.
>>76856345
Isn't it clear now? Carter has a spell on first, anyone who plays 1st but him gets injured
>>76856345
I read that as
>Why is Chris Carter black?
I got new shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
>>76856364
yankees 1st base was cursed already, last year at one point they had at least 4 people injured at the position. One of them played 2 games then got hurt because he stepped on his own pant leg making a play at 1st.
MarWIN
I want to go to that block party..... but
>Kansas
Gardner fucking sucks now why is he still leading off?
mcKKKKULLERS!
Beautiful pitch.
This will the be game that the Yankees get shutout
>>76856552
(You)
DIDI IS ELITE
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>>76856552
Welp.
>>76856279
This needy guy sucks.
>>76856552
>>76856557
>>76856567
I say this every game they haven't scored a run (you can check if you'd like) and they score a run almost immediately after I post this.
D I D I
SO
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>>76856461
I tried to ask him but he was too busy hitting a double and scoring
>>76856581
I'm not autistic enough to match up the timestamps with the plays. I'll take your word for it.
>Yakkkettty Yaks
>>76856552
Is mlbstream down for others as well?
post yfw both teams have based shortstops
the most premium of the positional players
Is fiers player of the month?
>>76856595
He's batting .250 and his OBP has dropped down to .335. He shouldn't be batting lead off right now.
>tfw i want the yankees to lose more so they can get more prospects at the deadline
>tfw they have no one to trade
>>76856628
dude.... What is your email? I'll buy mlb.tv for you
>>76856646
Carter...
Headley...
Clippard....
Ellsbury...
Damn. He just needed a little more.
>>76856657
They can trade all those players to the Twins for a ham and cheese sandwich
>>76856652
FUCK YOU
>>76856666
that would literally be trade rape
i wish we could fleece the twins like that but then again we did get based hicks for a 5th string catcher
>>76856657
Yeah, totally on par with Chapman, Miller, and Beltran.
Think of all the prospects we could get for Carter
what ya hos sipn on 2nite? i got dat sam adamz rebel rouser ipa
>>76856705
yo mamas puzzy joose
>>76856705
two roads road 2 ruin
p good double ipa
>>76856726
wut dat smell like?
>>76856735
That sounds pretty good
>>76856705
lone star
>>76856705
water
lmfao torreyes is only 24?
He's actually an awesome utility player who could be a contributer for years to come.
also clutch double
>>76856770
Lets say players lose their effectiveness at 34. Thats a good career
>>76856657
No one wanted Carter when we DFA'd him. Headley might get some former top prospect. Clippard could return a mid level prospect if he bounces back to his true self, but if he gets back to normal why trade one of the better relief pitchers in the game if we're in first place. No one will want Ellsbury's contract.
Our best veterans trade chips would be guys like Betances, Gardner, and Castro but why trade them when we're in first place?
>>76856666
So creative. Your soul is a charred husk.
>>76856794
>Headley might get some former top prospect
Maybe a former top prospects 10 years ago
>>76856705
Some Miller Lite.
>>76856804
Are you an Astros fan?
>>76856794
SHUT UP. GO TO BED. I AM SO SLEEPY. IT HAS BEEN A LONG WEEK. I AM TIRED.
>Carter
lel
fuck chris carter jeez i hate him so fucking much you asshole please die in a ditch somewhere > : (
>>76856809
That's kinda what I meant. Someone in their mid to late 20s who doesn't seem like they'll pan out.
CARTER STRUCK OUT? NO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
At some point Carter has to feel embarrassed for himself right?
>no runs scored
NICE
>2nd and 3rd no outs
>can't score a run
These are the Yankees I know
Based
I've always hated the Astros since they killed Chien Ming Wang's career.
8---------------D ~~~~~~~~
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yankees offense rn
Will Correa hit another big one?
Headley and Carter are just cancer
Headley can't even catch a fucking ball. What an absolute shit player.
I'll take a double.
Fuck this... I'm gonna go play HotS
Headley needs get canned, I'm so sick of watching his bullshit
Is it me or has this team just given up already?
At this point I'm only watching for Judge.
>>76856974
It's still 1-1. It's too early to quit.
>>76856992
I meant for the season. They're playing like shit
>>76857002
Oh I dunno man. I thought the Yaks were doing pretty good this season?
>>76857013
They came in as a rebuilding team. They started performing better than expectations. It looks like they're falling back to earth now
>>76856992
Whelp. 2-1, now.
>>76857029
They're still in first, playing a good team and half of the team is injured. The real fuck-ups are coming from 1st and 3rd
>>76857054
They're a game behind the Sox
I don't see them playing this terribly the rest of the season. But I can't see a sustained push for the playoffs
>>76857074
Well even if you lose the division to the Sox, there's still a pretty good chance you'll make the wildcard.
marWIN GOATzalez
>>76856705
Coca COLA
GOATzalez
MarWIN does it again
Why does that Gatorade commercial feature all the greats of each sport then Kyle Schwarber?
>>76857111
>>76856705
Apple juice
>>76857142
I think I follow you on twitter
This team is doing the exact opposite of last season
>>76857157
Lol, nah. Haven't tweeted in years.
>>76857161
Starting off shit then finishing strong?
>>76857174
It wasn't a question, my guy.
Based Altuve.
Based Midget strikes again.
>>76857188
Following another guy on Twitter is extremely gay(?)
>>76857188
Was just sayin' that I think you're wrong about following me on twitter.
>Also checked
can brehs screencap that soft blond pawg helping out the lil bro with the backpack
holy shit
>>76857248
I bet he follows Musgrove too
SPRINGLE
Being a Yankee fan is suffering
spranglesangle
>>76857255
I'm never wrong
>>76857248
t. dril
>>76857326
Then h'what's muh twitter profile pic right now?
>>76857255
Checked
>>76857350
Dickie Thon's ear hole probably
>>76857306
Watching them this past month has been frustrating. It just seems like nothing is clicking for them like earlier in the season
Nah. A mustachio'd inspector gadget.
I'm not impressed with Correa's defense. Does he normally make stupid decisions like that? Set your feet and throw. Didi is literally better than him in every way.
>>76857439
>>76857410
>>76857456
He made a good throw and Didi beat him by like a millisecond.
Headley and Carter at bats are tolerable when you expect a three pitch strikeout. So at least if they take a ball you can say they made the pitcher work
>>76857499
Yea Carter's inning-ending strikeout with a 3-0 count and runners on 2nd and 3rd was great
Redpill me on the Astro's bullpen.
I take it it's not complete trash
>>76857533
Our bullpen is bretty gud.
Time for Feliz to allow both runners to score and hurt LMJ's ERA for no reason lol
>>76857549
Ok gg then
BIG TOE!
BIG TOE
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Is there a more clutch player in all of baseball?
>>76857575
Well there's one.
TOE-A-GO-GO
>>76857484
If he had set his feet then he gets the out. Instead he keeps running and throws off balance. He's young but that was a poor play.
>>76857533
not COMPLETE trash; there are a few guys that have been overworked recently because of the starter injuries, so they aren't as sharp. also there are some AAA guys + Sipp that aren't necessarily reliable.
did carter seriously just get a hit?? what the fuck??
BIG BLACK
damn wade just got smoked up, he has to get used to mlb arms
LAstros. Another """nice""" throw by Correa. I've never been less impressed with a supposed elite player before.
>>76857624
Okay, that throw just now by Correa was poor. BUT if he took the time to set his feet on that earlier, Didi definitely would have made it. It wouldn't have been close.
Apologize to Carter
G R I T
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>down by one run now
JUST
tired of this tbqh
BASED CHIEF WAHOO!
This is it boys. This is the turning point. The Yanks are right back at the top.
Damn it get it together.
ELLS BELLS
See this houston. That's karma for mocking Fowler. Get FFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKEEED.
WUT WUT IN THE BUTT
>THE CITY OF LOSETON
bullpen machine broke
Time to get JUDGE'D
Based
Which of you astro fags post that george springer on different boards?
>>76857533
the players who should be in the bullpen are all starting
JUDGED
LASTROS
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>Feliz totally blowing this
Someone shoot me.
YEAH, IM THINKING THE YANKEES ARE BACK
LASTROS
>lastros faggot talk shit about a severely injured prospect
>proceed to get BTFO
What did they mean by this bros?
I haven't eaten at all today. Was about to go out and buy some food then I see all this spaghetti houston is handing out, I am getting full
>>76857818
>>76857825
Great Kid, Don't Get Cocky
>>76857830
They have half a good season and suddenly think they're good.
>frazier coming up tomorrow
He's not ready yet
FRAZIER CALLED UP TOMORROW! FUCK!
>>76857849
Hard not too when you're this good
>>76857888
>>76857890
It's all over for the rest of baseball.
>>76857890
I don't necessarily like all these call-ups at once
I'm sorry, but did the Astros already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 6th inning. Does not having the lead at the bottom of the 6th count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this accusation when the game is still on? The Astros are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the MLB. They're playing one of the worst teams in the MLBwho just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of Feliz. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Astros are the best fucking teams in the NFL, they are 54-26 right now and are on track to win the World Series. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Astros win and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Astros posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
TEBOW CALLED UP TOMORROW!
Fellas, what does Yankees cologne smell like?
>>76857942
Gary sanchez
>>76857924
Lmao pooston fans are this buttflustered LMAO AT UR LIFE
>>76857942
#iamgary
>>76857925
Judge is literally a better Tim Tebow. But I wouldn't be adverse to having another God fearing player on our team. Shame he will rot away with the Mests.
Fucking Carter. You can tell Pineda knew he was gonna screw up.
Quite the autistic play there
Rucco is worse than Kay.
even autistic pineda hates fucking chris carter lol
>CARTER
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>>76857992
I am listening to Sterling and Suzyn over that phlegm-boy
Where my New Jersey niggas at?
What about those jews getting busted in Lakewood?
>>76858003
Sterling is solid. Suzyn is cancer.
Why did Mike tap the bag with his glove? Is he not aware he could use his foot?
>>76858024
>>76858019
>What about those jews getting busted in Lakewood?
Tip of the iceberg (no pun intended)
what is with all these royals-tier luck singles tonight
>>76858055
>muh smallball
bases are loaded
No outs
>>76858069
Has anyone tried this stuff?
cmon wade
2 more to go.
>June 2017 James Hoyt
gg yaks, it's ogre for >us
>>76858019
I heard it's some sort of ring they have going on over there
Carter has to know by know pitchers aren't even throwing anything in the zone, but he's swinging at all of it
>You ever had Joe's?
SHUT THE FUCK UP RUOCCO YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>76858137
The Kars for Kidz shit is definitely corrupt too
Anyone get the impression Carter plays like he doesn't care?
I can't fucking stand Carter. I literally hate him.
Thank you based Carter
reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
>reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
>reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
>reminder all carter had to do was a deep pop fly
>>76858198
Everyone knows it sleezy. Would not doubt how far the rabbit hole goes....
>>76858198
I wonder who could be behind this (((charity)))?
>>76858198
I've never met a shadier wanna be gangster group of people in the city than the hasidics
GRIT
ITS OUTTA HERE
GARDY BOMB
GARDNER IS SO FUCKING CLUTCH
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>>76858268
BASED GARDNER
FUCK
gg Yankees. We got wrecked.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU GRITT
This is supposed to be the best team in baseball?
heh
I AM ERECT
second grand slam given up by Hoyt in as many outings
I legit wanna kill that guy
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HOLY SHIT GARDNER IS SUCH A FUCKING GRITTY MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE THAT SOB
GRITT
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Why is my stream ALWAYS 30 seconds behind on mlb.tv?
i fucking love you grit
Is it gay to jerk off to Gardner? Asking for a friend
Who here /dingers/?
>>76858328
I think MLB.tv is delayed in general.
goddamit i should be cozy right now. i have zero faith in this bullpen
Based Dave Roberts keeping the loser Padres in check.
this pitcher look very nerd
Chris Carter was playing 4-d chess. He knew he just had to strike out and not hit a double play to get grit his at bat.
jeez u idiots stop wasting your runs in one game
>>76858447
>tfw I actually believe this
>>76858468
i'm in the super minority of liking Carter. Sure he rarely does something with the bat but he seems like a nice guy and he's pretty decent as scooping throws to first.
>>76858515
I like him too. I really hope he can turn it around, but he is on his second chance and it doesn't look good.
is chris carter a star in the making ?
plus power (he LEAD the NL in HRs)
avg to above avg contact
top quality physique, he's 6'4!!!
not to mention his defense (stellar)
and the best part?
that eagle eye for the zone.
i say the yaks build around him, severely underrated
>>76858561
Will the Yankees retire Matsui's number?
>>76858694
No but they should if freaking Jorge Posada and Andy Pettitte have their numbers retired.
>>76858694
idk about hideki but kaz matsui went on the DL for anal fissures
>>76858712
hey fuck you. Pettitte was the best setup man they ever had
>>76858750
ALEX....ANDY PETTITE IS A STAHTIN PITCHUH....USE YA NOOGIN
Torreyes > Altumeme
>IF TORREYES WAS 5'10 IT WOULD HAVE HIT HIM
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING SAVAGE THAT REPLACED MICHAEL KAY
aGOATki
Why the fuck does Aoki keep throwing the same pitch?
Aoki should just pitch full-time imo
Still better than Jankowski
I was about to say, if carter couldn't hit a hitter he should be executed
>Carter with 2 hits
Welp, he's done for the series
>carters hits always have a 65% chance of getting caught most of the time
Can Beltran pitch?
Still a better ERA than Jankowski
JUDGED
Judge is a bust. please demote him to AAA
>judged
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Reminder this is what you fags get for talking shit about Fowler's injury.
>>76858986
That shit was funny tho
YANKEES WIN.THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!
>>76858998
You know what's funny
13-4
>lastros
I love Sterling but he is so gay lmao
JUST FUCK MY BULLPEN UP
goddamit, we scored all our runs for the weekend today ;___;
>>76859015
Damn, I'll just have to remind myself that they're lead the league in record.
At least our minor leagures dont run into rails too I guess.
gg >yaks
revenge tomorrow
gg