WHY, BEANERS, WHY

>>76854706
aztec genes

That's because their federation is corrupt as fuck, only cares about marketing, picks the worst coaches and players, and never sends the A team to any competition.

Mexican players are the most talented in the world after perhaps Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Italy, Spain and Germany.

>chilote indio getting cocky after winning his refballed copa and fluking ANOTHER semen slurping 0-0 penalty win against Pootugal
Vete a la puta chingada mierda, chilote. Prefiero que un argentino o brazuca nos critican que a un indio que sigue una seleccion de enanos sin historia.

>>76854736
>Mexican players are the most talented in the world after perhaps Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Italy, Spain and Germany.
wew, lad. Easy there...

Also, Chile doesn't belong on that list bc they'll be irrelevant again in a few years.

>>76854804
>tf
He's right though.

>>76854736
>only cares about marketing
huezil will even start players from china because the chinks pay them to fool players their league isn't a meme

>>76854706
wena nido
>>76854766
nadie te critica a ti tu no eres mexicano

>>76854766
CHI

>>76854766
>chilote indio getting cocky after winning his refballed copa and fluking ANOTHER semen slurping 0-0 penalty win against Pootugal
>Vete a la puta chingada mierda, chilote. Prefiero que un argentino o brazuca nos critican que a un indio que sigue una seleccion de enanos sin historia.
It is ridiculous to watch these midgets pound their chests with their little fists. I hope Germany II rapes them down a peg.

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>>76854766

>tfw flag

>>76854817
Salas, Zamorano, Vidal, and Sanchez are all world class. There was quite a gap between them. I expect a similar gap after this group is up.

I do respect that they have the titles to show for it.

this post is great chicanobait

>>76854898
You have more sense than the other two retards

>>76854706
>>76854706
Divegrass is for cucks, Mexico's getting MLB expansion and going to adopt the real man's sport of Béisbol. Ven a casa, chicano.

>>76854706
It's because they're smug pieces of shit who always think they're spain
>>76854924
Baseball is nice, but I still have to give you a (You) for this horrible post

>>76854898
>Zamorano

This guy knows

Video related: Zidane talks about the best header at football he has seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA7JlvzZt_4

>>76855000
>who always think they're spain

What

>>76854924
>>76855000
Wouldn't Mexico getting a MLB franchise hurt their league? And where would they play, CDMX new stadium?

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>>76854706

>no hot bitches

uhm...thats where you're wrong augusto. Mexican bitches come in many varieties, all of which are very beautiful. From the pure spaniard peninsulare to the beautiful aztec princess.

>>76856122
b-brehs

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>>76856122
those chubby girls are disgusting

>>76854706
Shut up you stupid Texan

>>76856122
>Some random bitches dancing
>hot

Nah

>>76856639
Get laid, chileANO

>>76855221
>>76854898
Zamorano and Salas were incredible forwards. They raped Cannavaro's ass in 1998. Don't know who's better. Both won european cups back then in Italy

Futbol is not even our most succesful sport, is boxing, so if a country practices nothing but football of course will be good at it.

Actually is shaming that only until now you shine at football when you have not practiced any other sport in history.

Like all south american countries, except Argentina, can't do anything but football. How in the world aren't you gonna be good at it?

>>76855221
Zamorano is Argentine m8, he speaks with an Argentine accent

>>76856714
he is Mapuche you dumb fuck

>>76856731
Mapuches also lived in Argentina...

We use mapuche names and shiet

>>76856707
>sports mexico is successful in
>tonight, on channel 501 in sky

>>76856707
You still have 130M people, you could do good at football and boxing

You are talking like you didn't care about football, which is false. It's by far the most popular team sport in your country

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>>76856747
it's not my fault if europeans came to destroy and to put borders on your land. Zamorano is a chilean Mapuche, not an argentinian Mapuche. By the way, the family name "Zamorano" or "Zamorani" is from the province of Bologna, so he probably got some tano genes too in his Mapuche lineage

>>76856769

Well actually Mexico has more boxing champions than all south and center America together m8.

>>76856807
I am aware.

>>76856798
>got some tano genes
See, I knew he was Argentine

Chileans make fun of him because he speaks like an argie

>>76856828
zamorano es de todos lados https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8AKo9VmlNU

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>>76856828
lol

now this is a Zamorano thread

>>76856122
Top lul, there's a reason the webm doesn't show their faces.

Our women are fucking ugly, not gonna delude myself. For every "princess" there's 99 orcs. Probably being generous. Never trust a chicANO.

>>76856865
/zamorano/ general when?

>>76856828
Zamorano speaks Chilean, Argie and Spanish, you fuckin jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-CEURVjxYg

>>76856861
even changes the attitude when changes the accent kek

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>>76856875
soon

>>76856912
JUST

>>76856807
you have lucha libre
lucha libre is bad ass.......

ZamorANO showing Lazio who's BOSS, muthafucka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rljeq3FQuqY

>>76856964
We are talking sports.

>>76856980
Lucha Libre isn't a sport, but it's still beautiful
Just like your beaches, and your women
and your football
Kiss me

>>76854766
yeah but, you know... 7-0
:^)

>>76857076
Please be in London.

>>76857076
"football" what the fuck this board has really gotten to me
*soccer

>>76856865
Based Ivan.

>>76854736
>Belgium
>Portugal
>England
>Poland
All have better players

¿se imaginan a salaz y zamorano en su mejor momento teniendo a alexis y a vidal de habilitadores?...

>>76857123
Lamentablemente, Vargas no es ni la uña de cualquiera de esos 2

>>76856865
GOAT pic tbqh. I would love to see some more Zamorano love on /sp/. Totally underrated player with Salas.

>>76854736
What kind of autistic speech is this? Please GO backup and kys FUCKING SHIT

>>76857152

¿alguien sabe si la u va a traer de vuelta a henriquez? ese cabro no se puede perder, tiene talento de sobra.

>>76854706
Mexico's music is the best in Latin America

Mexican Tv shows are reasonable, sometimes very good.

Traditional Mexican food is also good. (Please don't post that horrible chips with everything)

>>76857217
>you now remember mexican masterchef junior
>diego a shit, rebekah a best

>>76856707
Brazil has Volleyball, Basketball,UFC, F1 and Handball world titles
Argentina has F1 titles, a nice Rugby team, polo titles, field hockey olympic medal
Colombia has nice cycling

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>>76857234
>masterchef junior

Unironically, Mexico isn't even producing better players than the US these days.

Donovan and Dempsey are as good as any of the trash coming out of Mexico in the last 20 years. And that's sad.

>>76857234
I only watched the senior version in which a farmer with a cowboy hat compared the elimination round between two old women to Chivas x America

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>>76857234
>yfw you find Rebekah's YT channel

>>76857217
I don't even know where they sell that shit

>>76854706
pay2play, corruption nepotism and just players sucking ass is the reason why we are shit at football
we literally never had a good right or left back

>>76857287
>tf
Disregarded.

>>76857294
kek
This years juniors had the kids attend Liguilla games and do promos during halftime.

>>76857309
Link please, mexibro.

>>76857317
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNQL35pS2stXLnBndKQg6xg

>>76857266

Isn't there only 1 brazilian UFC champion now that is drug tested by USADA??

>>76857333
Gracias, mexibro.
>she's so fucking cute I wish I could protect her smile

>>76857217
>>Mexico's music is the best in Latin America
I'd say you have better bands (and bossa nova); for me in Latin american music Brazil>>Argentina>>Mexico>>Chile>>the rest>>>>>>>>>we+caribbeans

>>Mexican Tv shows are reasonable, sometimes very good.
???

>>Traditional Mexican food is also good
agreed, also they had the maya/aztec shit

>>76857391
Not him but brazilian pop music is shit now.

>>76856122
Bruh, with Mexico getting fatter and fatter by the year, the fat chicks (thus uglies) will rise. Mexicans are fat man. I'm a chicano too, but facts are facts.

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>>76857400

Tfw RBD used to sell out in all South American countries

>>76857426
Yeah, but so are americans.

>>76857430
I wasn't a mexiboo back then but I used to hate RBD, even as a stupid teenager. Odds are I'd still skip those. Rebelde was outrageously popular here though.

>>76857317
>>6857317
>>857317
>>57317
>>7317
>>317
>>17

>7-1

Numbers don't lie, hue.

>>76857430
SI SOY REBELDE

>>76857266
>brazil has basketball
>argentina doesn't
you are delusional, we also have tennis

>>76857391
he probably refers to Chavo del 8 and Chapulín Colorado

>>76857430
"Tras de mi" is one of the best songs I ever heard

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>>76857517
Me gusta las noches del futbol

>>76857517
>Chavo del 8
literalmente el programa numero 1 de la television humoristica

>you will never go to acapulco with your mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsmRdc-gpzI

>roberto carlos en la radio de cdmx

>>76857517
I don't know a lot about tv in general; are there important, and not meme, series (or telenovelas kek) >you have made? I guess we have Pablo Escobar, El Cartel, La Saga (the best shit ever made here), and Yo Soy Betty La Fea; but I don't know about yours.

>>76857333
>nunca vas a tener una loli waifu latina que te cocine rico
para que vivir

>>76854706
Being an athlete isn't a viable way of life here. People watching the sport =/= people really interested in it.

Unless you're a boxer. And no, we're far from being India tier. Some states are self sustainable, to be honest having a central government fucks the potential of some states and keeps the south from progressing.

>>76857657
I'm watching your leagues though.

>>76857266
Brazil has rugby too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLlBvN_D8k

>>76857672
I don't really follow Liga MX (or football at all), but as far as I know, it has parity. I guess not many leagues have that.

Both of our baseball leagues seem to have parity, also.

>>76857517
Mexican telenovelas are watched a lot here. RBD was a hit. Marimar/Maria del Barrio/etc too. Masterchef Mexico is watched too.
Some people are obcessed with el Chavo.


Mexico is good at football. It is just that we always expect so much more from club and country.

>>76857762
You just like boxing then?

>>76857644
I don't think so but I don't watch many series

>>76857798
No, I actually like both of our baseball leagues, prefer Liga Mexicana del Pacifico over Liga Mexicana de Baseball, tho.

Like our college football too (handegg), but that shit doesn't have any parity at all.

Boxing is a given, my track and field coach was the physical trainer of Terrible Barrera and Travieso Arce, among others. Got us into boxing.

I suck at football, so watching it never interested me. I do enjoy some matches from time to time, but don't really have an opinion on any team in particular, incluyding our national team.

>>76857816
shit, I remember once watching La Reina Del Sur while zapping and it was a poor man's El Cartel; I thought you, as fellow narcomonkeys, would have good series.

>>76857871
>No, I actually like both of our baseball leagues, prefer Liga Mexicana del Pacifico over Liga Mexicana de Baseball, tho.
I started watching LMB this season, a pity I can't find streams with ease. Will probably watch LMP and Serie del Caribe too.

>Like our college football too (handegg), but that shit doesn't have any parity at all.
Are you that anon that had the image of the college league? I was looking for that shit yesterday.

>>76857896
I have seen some Tijuana games streamed on facebook, I assume streams from other teams shouldn't be hard to find in there.

And no, I'm not that anon.

>>76857212
Estaba refeliz cuando se fue al ManU y lo desperdiciaron.

>>76857895
we only started making narcoseries after the Colombian ones were a success so all of them are just a (bad) copy of your series. The new Chapo series is supposedly good but it's American.

>>76857896
There's two college leagues CONADEIP and ONEFA

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>>76854706
ALRIGHT IM FUCKING TIRED. WHEN DID ALL THESE SHIT TIER DIFFERENT FLAVOR MEXI BEANERS GET INTERNET.

STOP FLOODING SP FAGGOTS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76858042
>being this mad

>>76858039
I don't remember which one it was, but it had like three colleges with the same logo and mascots, might be the same branch. I'm just lazy to search it.

>diablos rojos game finished due to rain, again
Feels bad.

>>76858060
>>76858039
Found it.

>>76858042
I've been here before /sp/ was a thing, but yeah, noticed it too. More surprised about the amount american flags starting them.

No reason to get mad, tho. There's only baseball this time of the year for you, it should be expected to have a lot of divegrass threads during international tournaments.

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This is the epitome of mexican tv desu

>>76858060
¿Eran los borregos?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borregos_Salvajes

Speaking of Diablos Rojos yesterday I encountered Guerreros when they were travelling to the game against them, they were stuck in the traffic lmao

>>76858159
whos the THICC qt?

>>76858197
Ninel Conde aka The Killer Marshmallow

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>>76858171
Yes, indeed. KDE is being a bitch to my file uploads so sometimes I miss the images.
Also, Guerreros just got BTFO.

>>76858039
the inory is the best telenovela about crime wasn't as successful as the narco ones in other countries

>>76858228

We NEED a professional American Football league

>>76858266
The LFA already exists.

>>76858228
my man, I go to the university from borregos salvajes, I'm literally like 300 meters away from the stadium

>>76858354
Happy coincidence, kek
I'm thinking of visiting Mexico when I finish college though

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>>76857234
>>76857309
>>76857333
>>76857349
>>76857649

>tfw finding other fellow Rebekah fans on /sp/ of all places
what a wonderful moment, lads. You truly are patricians; you have no idea how much it bothered me to read normies constantly shitting on her.

>>76858317

One with more than 6 teams

ONEFA is more fun to watch than that

>>76858228
>UABC
>Private
what?

>>76858410
I know, right? It was probably envy because she's the qtest.

>>76858410
Lifelong /rebekah/ here, anon. Can't wait for Liga MX to return so I can enjoy mexican TV again.

>>76858448
especially that mongrel Nicole, fucking jealous india lmao. fuck everybody for shitting on her and rooting for memes like emiliano. and fuck her family as well, they don't deserve her.

>>76858459
Anon you're a honorary mexa, you're welcome to stay in my house and watch my tv whenever you want.

>>76858410
I had no idea what you guys were talking about. But you're right, she's pretty awesome.

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> country looks like a pencil

>>76856865
Grande Zamo conchetumare

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>>76857759
Those commercials were pure gold

>>76854766
this bitch chicanomierda is the reason why mexico is never gonna get anywhere.
Fucking turds are always ready to defend this shit team and spend their money paying for overpriced tickets so they can go watch mexico beat african teams in friendlies cus >muh mexico

OP, i would give my left nut just so I could bask in the glory of mexico having a similar run as chile in the international stage. I am mexican born and raised, but i know the biggest problem of mexico is not the country, but the people and the loser mentality. These niggas win a gold cup and think they're the shit. That's why they always suck ass in any other international tournament. Too much complacency in the team, too many shitters, too many losers, not even hunger for glory.

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>>76856707
you fucking serious nigga? Futbol is the biggest sport in the country with boxing trailing close behind. The difference is mexican boxers are hungry as fuck for glory. They have warriors spirit and dedicate themselves at being the best. Theres a lot of pride in boxing for mexicans. Wish the same could be said for mexican soccer players. Mexico tasted triumph in boxing and continues to hunger for it. The mexican national team has never done so at any international tournament worth a damn, so what the fuck do these players care about being the best? nothing and they probably never will either with the shit federation.

>>76860282
>there's people who unironically rate the u-17 cups and the Olympics

>>76860328
funny how the players who won the olympics never bother to reach higher ceilings.

They probably went home and basked in the celebration and called it a high point in their career.

Marco fabian peaked at that stage along with the rest.

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>>76854706
Mexico have talent but lacks direction, is pretty corrupt and some players have monster egos.
Tbqh I believe Mexico is at least top 15 in the world.

>>76854736
Why is argentina so wrong lads?

>>76856122
>Mexican bitches come in many varieties, all of which are very beautiful.
Never seen one. Where do you have them? Plis, send, we could make good use.

>>76860428
you have to find them bra.

Hint: jalisco, zacatecas. Basically midwest to upnorth is filled with qts.

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>>76857234
>Mexican masterchef junior
>People drawing porn of a little girl
Oh boy

>>76860464
>it's okay when japs do it

>>76860377
Considering the top 16 finish of the last 6 World Cup it's not exactly a hot take.

>>76854706
Mexico is the Liverpool of international soccer:

Hurr everyone sucks but us!

We're God's gift to the sport!

Muh confederations cup!

Viva Mexico puto!

>>76854736
>Mexican players are the most talented in the world

>No Mexicans playing for major teams

Baludo please

>>76860691
at least mexico didn't kill 96 of their own fans and blamed the police after killing 39 fans from other team and making their confederation unable to play internationally

>>76854766
Found the illegal!

>>76856122
>Ass

Jamal please

>>76860732
That's true, but they do shine laser pointers in players eyes and throw bags of piss. That's just low.

>>76860865
There's much worse out there honestly.

>>76858159

No this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2M7-ObfI0c

>>76862019
What the fuck did I just watch.

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>>76856122
Ywn have a spic chic who'll greet u like this when u come back tired from work

>>76854706
Mexico needs to join the CONMEBOL. They need to play against top teams on a regular basis if they want to win silverware.

>>76856026
It might hurt their league, but it should help the sports popularity in the country, so maybe more would go see their local teams also. MLB might be able to make it an official minor league also with affiliated teams, maybe serving a similar role as the Dominican summer league for young spics while still having random not good enough for the bigs veterans like in AAA and like the Mexican league currently has so the league doesn't lose quality. I have no idea what I'm talking about though, no clue if the Mexican league would be up for this.

The Mexican pacific league which plays in winter and is more popular anyway would probably receive a boost also, not that it needs it, baseball is big already in Sonora and Sinaloa.


Also please note that Mexico is shit at baseball also despite it being pretty big in certain parts of the country. Even Colombia, where they play baseball in just a couple cities has produced better players recently. And Curacao, tiny island of like 150k are even better. Another sport Mexico is shit at.

>>76854766
Holy shit get out of my country you fucking spic.

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>>76854706
>colonized nation
>worthy opinions

Pick one.

Why do they have so many foreigners play in their league? Im pretty sure if there were less south americans playing for mexican clubs, mexico would have better developed players

>>76860691
Being a big fish in a small pond will do that to you

>>76854706
>switched formation at last moment
>starts gio dos santos
>jimenez on the wing
>benched vela
>benched lozano
>kept herrera
>kept alanis
>kept araujo
>dead reyes
>suspended guardado
We knew this was going to happen, usually Mexico gets lucky so that was the best we could hope for. Worse is waking up friday and the coach still having his job

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>>76860464
Creepy.

>>76854706
>B TEAM
more like an F team, really

>>76866907
>more like an F team

Don't lie

>>76854706
ive seen a few spic games in my past and what i see is that they pass it to the goalkeeper alot
in fact they pass it more to the goalkeeper than they spend time shooting

>>76867290
You are so smart you should be a head coach for a big team like Real Madrid or something.

>>76867290
It's called muh possesion.

>>76854898
I expect Chile to miss 2022 (THANK FUCK. FUCK QATAR) and come back for 2026 with a new generation.

Chicano spic here. Would i be able to clear my shit genes if i impregnate my blonde alabama girlfriend. Will my children finally be white?

>>76856707
Chile also had Tennis but since the Golden Generation of Tennis retired now we have a gap.

And football came back with a new gen.

>>76856875
>El 6 de febrero parte Transantiago

>>76860691
Abhorrent burguer post

>>76862019
KEK wtf is this?

>>76869388
Telenovelas, anon. Art. Kino.

>>76862019
Holy shit I need to start watching this stuff.

>>76868235
Didn't you read OP? Stop polluting the freaking world, beaner. Look for a Chicana gf and don't fuck that white girl's life

Also GTFO of my board, inferior being

>>76869686
Are chicanos the scum of the world?

>>76854736
>Mexican players are the most talented in the world after perhaps Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Italy, Spain and Germany.
you went a little too far there, pham, but the rest is right and I appreciate it coming from your flag, I hope we can clean this mess so we can finally field our A team

>>76869729
Brazilians are the scum of the Internet for sure.

>ajajajajaj alguem br??

>>76869768
Thank you for your insight on these matters, Ahmed.

>>76869747
televisa must be kill before the A team emerges.

>>76869686
You're a spic too so you're equally as subhuman-y as a CHI.

>>76869972
>t. Le'Shan'quan Freedom

>>76869972
As there are different kind of Europeans, there are different kind of Spics too

Also Mapuche masterrace here

>>76862019
DAYUM

>>76862019
This is gold

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>>76862019

holy shit

>>76862019
Hahahaha what a bunch of autists

>>76862019
my first fap

>>76862019
pure kino

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>>76862019

>>76876411
kek

>>76854706
México main sport isn't football though

It's the most popular yes, but no way it's the main one

>>76877906
what parameters are you using to qualify said sport as main tho? money, success,class, government investment?

>>76870146
Jajajaja! You'll never be master race chi-chango, better stop making this ridiculous threads and accept your mestizo blood

>>76857333
too fucking cute for this world

>>76857316
Pretty much this. My dad used to play for a team in Mexico City and he saw it all the time. He said he knew guys that could run circles around the "pro" Liga players but since they didn't have any money or knew anybody in the league they were never given a chance. One guy in particular who was very good, they (the scouts) tried to get him to sell his house and give them the money for a "chance" to make it in Atlante, but he told them to fuck off since there was no guarantee that he would even be signed on.