/granate/

>>76852576
Gaudi (xD) only sold for 50k?
sad!

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>Ginter

sell boateng pls

>>76852623
It's always nice to have a defensive allrounder in your squad.

>>76852649
to chelsea?

who /CarlZeissJena/ here?


only 719 days until we win promotion to Bundes

>>76852763
>more than one ossi club in the Buli
that's not how it works

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>>76852817
i just like the name and badge and history.


i think they would appeal to reddit types though if they ever got good

>>76852659
allrounder = kann alles aber nichts richtig

he was a liability at Dortmund and always had atleast one serious mistake whenever he was on the field. He hardly improved ever since his signing.
He's been pretty good this Confed-Cup though.

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>>76852659
would you call him... a complete defender ??

>>76852842
yes we are the RB Leipzig types here

>>76852876
when it comes to classic defending, yes. His build up play leaves some room for improvement though.

Germany just won the U21 EC
The team is mostly shit though

all these u21 Granaten ... Uli was right this whole time ...

le gym xD

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Maximillian Arnolds gf

This guys IQ is below 80 and I'm not even kidding

who?

>>76853152
>butterbrows

>Es geht weiterhin bergauf bei Mario Götze: Nachdem er zuletzt Fotos von sich beim Training postete, folgt nun die Verlobung mit Freundin Ann-Kathrin.

UUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH

>>76853176
we will never know because Malte is too stupid and autistic to quote posts.

>>76853152
Sister

okay

I'm not Malte... ignore the Arnold post and you have the comment chain

>>76853215
Him and I have an (autistic) connection and he meant me

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>>76853225
no

>>76853259
Stop posting shit films you faggot

>>76853268
I was told that all Germans are inbred and just assumed

How rude of him

>>76853298
>shaved
dropped

That u21 german team sure doesn't look all that german (a fair few blacks)

>>76853298
WTF I'm horny now!

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Deutsche Tugenden win again

>>76853327
>>76853298
Please stay here in bundes during Wimbledon

>>76853344
I don't really watch tennis anyway.

>>76853356
I know

>>76853362
I don't get your post.

>>76853298
>curvy berlin is non nude
UGH!

>>76853143
Yes? No?


>>76853394
>flipping the image
Why can't you show it regular way mr cia

>>76853310
Why do they do this?

>>76853429
And how does flipping it not infringe on their intellectual property?
Hoes the consulate btw?

>>76853414
I only found non nude pics.

>>76853339
>tfw I have that book
>tfw I went to school with his kids

Hansa Rostock und Hartz IV, Ostdeutschland wir stehen zu dir!

>>76853467
At least post good looking women u pervert

>>76853508
She look like ugly whale

>>76853550
Ok I will go to le gym
Later hater

>>76853584
bye, fatty boom boom

>>76853467
>>76853494
>>76853508
>>76853394
>>76853429
>>76853550
She has AIDS.

>>76853648
what's wrong with her face

>>76854129
It's her mouth that's odd

just got home from work. how was the game?

>>76854144
sucessfull

>>76854144
should have been higher

>>76854189
>>76854208
okay
just saw that weiser goal. goat desu

Now that Gnabry is a U21 European champion, does he count as the GRANATE?

>>76853518
>not liking hitest women with a bit more to grab

what kind of a faggot wouod do that?

>>76854449
I am low test all day baby

About to leave le gym btw

>>76854393
technically they bought him before he was a champion
so, no

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>>76854356
Here upper lip bruv

>>76854423
Brandt is granate material
t knower

where is everyone?

im here.

>>76854784
nachtschicht

im here

aswell

>>76854812
>>76854824
hello

>>76854814
no

>>76854841
beats me

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So which players of the U21/confed cup squad are getting "promoted" to the senior squad and which established players stay at home?
>inb4 Süle, Rudy, Gnabry because of muh buyern granaten

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>>76854841

>>76854992
how was it?

>>76854977
goretzka
/our guy/
perhaps brandt to warm bench
tom stark

watched serenity last night. really fun scifi movie desu

>>76855201
apparently its somehow linked to that firefly series which I never saw. dont really think thats necessary either

>>76855252
sleep tight

bundes schlafi time!

>cute_sleeping_animee_girl(female).jpg

>>76855252
good night

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>>76855437

>>76855483
RIP brasil ;-;

>>76855528
he's spamming /cric/ now

germany soccer

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she knows why she's unicefing from Europe only

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>>76861374
because even the kids look like rapists

Gooooood morning

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning


>rüdiger to chelsea
k

big day today

>>76861149
>and that's how you get asylum, children

>„Beim TSV 1860 verstecken sich ehrenamtliche Funktionäre hinter 50+1. Sie verwalten meine Millionen und lachen mich aus. Eigentlich sollten Fußballvereine wie Wirtschaftsunternehmen geleitet werden, von Profis. Bei 1860 dagegen wird der Verein wie eine Würstchenbude geführt.
Uli on suicide watch

>>76862688
imagine how these sandniggers would live without all the oil

sure why not

>>76862810
Why imagining? >>76861160

>>76863029
not a fan of aids

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>go to TM Dortmund forums to see opinions about Bosz
>it's literally just a bunch of autists wall-of-texting each other
glad I'm back on /spee/ now

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I would like to take his sperm, urine and stool samples

slut

already dislike this gimmick

which one?

>>76864371
>>76864304

It's the picture, isn't it? I should have gone with another one.

>Schalke interested in Armin Younes
Just HSV my club up

>Ginter to Gladbach

Good for all parties involved. Im sure hell have success at Gladbach, but his performance vs Monaco (2 times) wasnt enough to warrant a stay.

>>76852576
Bayern will not buy big, because profits > titles. Unless Bayern gets lucky again like they did with Robben and Ribery they will drop out of Top 5 in the next years.

Spaniards celebrate titles, Bauern celebrate high profits

Is Kolasinac actually good or did we buy another Bundesliga meme?

>>76864487
you didnt buy him, you got him for free. and hes actually good. one of the best fullbacks in the bundes.

>>76864487

Yeah hes pretty good actually and definitely beefy enough for the EPL.

>>76864465

>he doesnt rate Younes

>>76864473
definitely don't see them winning a CL in the next 5 years. not with Uli and Kalle.

>>76864487
He's probably got more fight in him than the entirety of the Arsenal squad.

Also he's built like a brick shithouse and seems to be the kind of guy that starts fights when he's drunk.

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is denmark kill??

>>76864569
probably shitting up the tdf thread

>>76864569
no, just banned.

>>76864548

I honestly would be surprised if they win a title next season.

>>76864599
no matter how shit Bayern looks now, everyone else will finde a way to fuck up even harder.

>>76864548
But at least Bayern will have amassed billions in savings so Kalle can feel like a billionaire.

leipzig won't

>>76864609

Dont think so. Even the "Spielplan" is against them this season. They have only away games after their CL group stage games, one of which is against Dortmund.

Furthermore, in the past any new contender in the top 2 was bought apart in the following season. Like what happened to Hoffenheim. Leipzig and BVB however remain the same, if not even stronger.

The only problem Leipzig will face is the added CL strain. Dortmund has a new coach.

>>76864590
Why can't she just log in with her MOD account?

>>76864648
hmmmmm......

>Marca: "Eine Lektion für die Zukunft. Spanien verliert das U-21-Finale gegen ein großes Deutschland. Spanien konnte es mit dem deutschen Kollektiv nicht aufnehmen. Mit den Besten zu verlieren, tut noch mehr weh. Spanien fällt im Finale gegen Deutschland auf's Maul. Eine taktische Vorführung der Deutschen gegen das Team von Celades. Die Deutschen waren viel besser, sie spielten ohne viel Lärm zu machen in einem taktisch perfekten Spiel. Spanien vergeigt im entscheidenden Spiel. Da gibt es nichts zu meckern, Deutschland hat das Ding gerecht nach Hause geholt. Der alte Spruch ist wieder aufgekommen: Es spielen elf gegen elf und (fast) immer gewinnen die Deutschen."

>Der alte Spruch ist wieder aufgekommen: Es spielen elf gegen elf und (fast) immer gewinnen die Deutschen."

I literally never heard this """old""" sentence before.

>>76864590

for what even lol?

>>76864609
If Dortmund can hold Aubameyang they are going to have a really good squad next year.

RB need more and better defenders for 3 competitions next season desu

>>76864669
it's a paraphrase of a lineker quote

>>76864569
Her brother Evil Denmark changed the WLAN password

>>76864682

Im definitely curious to see how they perform in the CL. Cant be worse than what BMG and B04 show every year.

>>76864669
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76800707/#76811259

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Tell me one good reason why this squad is worse than Bayerns

Timo Werner will be Goalmarksmanking of the CL next season.

Could someone make a few screenshots of Palina while I'm at work today.
Thanks in advance
Anon

Atm, Bayern look to take the title with a 15+ point lead at the end of the season again.

Tolisso and Rudy are both better than old Alonso.
Kimmich is good enough to replace Lahm.
Granatbry > Lustlos Costa

They've actually improved their squad and added much needed depths to their defence by signing Süle.

Now they just need to get rid of the French Odonkor as well as Costa and sign a world-class winger and they'll be serious contenders for the CL title.

>>76864808
>worse defense
>worse midfield
>worse attack
There you have three.

>>76864808
>Reus

>>76864804

>greenmark

>>76864825
Fuck Palina!

>>76864827
>Kimmich is good enough to replace Lahm.
this is some Neinholrd tier delusion

>>76864808
>Reus fit
>Kagawa+Dahoud+Weigl, no clear defender/workhorse like Castro
>Topkek
>Once Dembelel gets injured there are 0 creative attackers that can turn a game on its head in one action (like Robben)
>Trainer is an unknown quantity and might be an untalented hack or really good

>>76864843
I wish :(

>>76864808
because the midfield and defense suck balls, only Weigl and Guerreiro can compete, Reus will never play, Aubameyang will leave, Dembele will leave next year

>>76864808

First off. Reus and Weigl are dead all of 2017. Secondly Aubameyang might leave. Lastly, Toprak is the replacement of Ginter, he wont be a starter.

All in all it depends. If Auba stays, they have a better squad than Bayern. If Auba leaves, then Bayern remains the best stacked team.

>>76864850

Pulisic has proven his quality.

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>>76864825
>>76864856
stupid me. I just found out that the final is tomorrow.

>>76864831
I'd say offense is a bit better on the Dortmund site. Defense, midfield and goalie are on Bayerns site. But BVB has crazy depth in their squad now.

>>76864850
>Once Dembelel gets injured there are 0 creative attackers that can turn a game on its head in one action
I believe in the return of punished Götze tobihoeneß
>captcha: 2295 PERROS

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GUYS

>Hasan Ismaik (Foto), Investor von Zweitliga-Absteiger TSV 1860 München, legt beim Bundeskartellamt Beschwerde gegen die 50+1-Regel ein. Der Jordanier bestätigte entsprechende Berichte von der „Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung“ und des „Bayerischen Rundfunk“ am Freitagabend via „Facebook“. „Durch die traurigen Ereignisse der letzten Wochen sehe ich mich leider gezwungen, diesen Weg zu beschreiten“, schrieb er.

this will easily go through and thanks to this sandnigger we will soon have teams like 足球 Dortmund! and FC Samsung München.

>>76864895
muh dick

>>76864900
FC Samsung could never compete against FC Allianz

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>>76864900

>those subtle bantz

>>76864900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWczzoUPIKQ

>>76864900
Instead of teams like RedBull Leipzig and FC Audi Ingolstadt, shit.

>>76864862
>better squad than Bayern
basically everybody does, how can Bayern even compete???

>>76864928

>Bayern Leverkusen
>VW Wolfsburg
>Allianz/Adidas/Audi/Unicredit/Telekom München
>Merzedes Stuttgart
.
.
.

This isnt new.

>>76864942
>>Bayern Leverkusen
this is new!

RB will win the league and Hasenhüttl will replace Carlo.

>>76864930

No, not everyone, but Dortmund has an amazing squad, which isnt being ripped apart for the first time in 6 years.

Dembele, Weigl and Pulisic are all younger than 22. They will only get better, while new fresh blood like Philipp and Dahoud will only increase Dortmund's quality.

As I said, Aubameyang leaving would be bad, but not the end of the world.

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>>76864967

Naw, I doubt Hasenhüttl will leave before the end of his contract.

>>76864972
If he leaves and Dortmund actually reinvests that money they could compensate. With 80 million they could almost buy Griezmann.

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>>76864991

or three schürrles

>>76865007
or two Schürrle and a Phillip

figgis diggis indeed

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>>76865007
>let him get a bit of play time next season
>as a classic Jogi babby he is guaranteed to make the WC squad
>scores a goal against Trinidad and Tobago
>sell to China

Zorc was playing 7D chess

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>autosage + bans again
ugh

>>76864991

Not gonna happen.

If Aubameyang goes, Im pretty sure theyll go for someone like Dolberg+Augustine. 2 cheap young players.

test

>>76865051

Mad customer mod confirmed.

feelin a perro caca thread coming

>>76865104
Too risky. I can see Zorg going for Augustin and Kramaric if he has a release clause.

>>76865160

Id prefer Dolberg over Kramaric desu, but maybe youre right.

>>76865139

the worst forced meme since lyl

http://www.eintracht.de/news/artikel/alex-meier-an-borreliose-erkrankt-60698/

>>76865234

That makes two of us...

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>mfw it's more dangerous to walk through grass in Germany than Australia thanks to Zecken but no one gives a fuck and people just ignore all the Borreliose cases like it's perfectly normal, just like TBC

>walking through grass
Get lost Hippie

>even having grass where he lives
get lost rural and suburban retards

>>76865439
>*gets stabbed by bored nigger*
prefer grass desu

>>76865380
>more dangerous to walk through grass in Germany than Australia

>australia has poisonous snakes/spiders and all kinds of other shit

u what?

>>76865380

I got Borreliose 3 days ago from hiking in the forest with my perro. First tick bite in 3 years and its lyme disease...

>mfw it's more dangerous to walk through Germany than Australia

>get zecke
>go to doctor to get it taken out and a shot if you live in a borreliosis risk area
it's not that hard

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>mfw it's more dangerous to walk through Germany than Australia thanks to Merkel but no one gives a fuck and people just ignore all the assault cases like it's perfectly normal, just like LBGT

>getting assaulted
maybe you should stop being a massive weak as bitch lmao

>>76865496

No dude. If youre a normal man, noone will fuck with you. If youre a pathetic nu-male who looks scared and with bad posture, then yes.

>mfw it's more dangerous to lead 2-0 than 1-0 thanks to memes but no one gives a fuck and people just ignore all the evidence like it's perfectly normal, just like video referees

huh

that really makes me wonder you know

>>76865472
lol git gud

>>76865472
What? You're telling me that it was tested and confirmed 3 days after the actual bite?

just took a shower, applied baby powder and deo, so will now dress myself to go out and take public transportation to a good friend

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>>76865660
a good friend huh?

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>"Why is your picture folder so big, Anon?"

>>76865704
ya

>>76865719
>"f-four y-you hehehehehhehe"

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>>76865719
autism

>>76865660
>applied baby powder
Aus welchem Grund?

>>76865751
idk maybe he has some weird fetish

>>76865637

>got bitten by tick
>remove tick the same day
>go to bed
>wake up
>typical Borreliose skin mark
>go to doctor same day
>"yup its lyme disease, well do some blood work while we get you started on antiobiotics"

Thats pretty standard m8.

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>>76865751
to prevent chub rub

>>76865783
it doesnt spread that quick. but maybe you got another tick some weeks ago and didnt notice it.

>>76865784
stop being fat, you're not American

>>76865815

Im still hoping the blood work comes back as negative, but Ive had it before and the bitemark is pretty indicative. The antibiotics now are preemptive.

i dont understand borreliose

>kartoffelposting

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>>76865926
dear god you're pathetic

>>76865926

>2017
>still going outside

ughhhhhhh

>>76865926
calm down, ronny

>>76865926

Where do you live, where its actually as bad as you describe it?

TIME TO GO TO ZE WORK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8sztPMYJ34

friendly reminder that the TdF starts tomorrow in D-Dorf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwUToUmQjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGcEHE5ajOs

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Lived in a Problemviertel and got only robbed twice

>>76866124
very nice

>>76866124
grew up in a working class area with a high percentage of migrants and never got robbed. git gut loser.

>>76865472
Why do you call you're doggo a perro? This isn't Spain
>>76866147
>poorfags

>>76866626
*sprint not spring

>Ancelotti schließt große Transfers nicht aus

Bet they're hoping for another Resterampe player like Robben

>>76864808
>that backline
lmoa

>>76864900
nice

>>76866566
Why did you walk, you hipster faggot? Don't you own a bicycle?

>>76866806

>being this beta

>>76866973
>if you're hipster faggot you won't get any trouble.
I don't follow. so they only picked on you because you're a big, tough guy?

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>>76865496

audible kek! well done

watching the livestream chat from the buyern training really is something else

>>76867033
Alright, this is the last reply because I have to go and

>american reading skills

>>76867033
see >>76866339

and explicitly

>the amount of shit you get to deal with these fuckers IS NOT about how fit you are

and

>It depends on how much you look like you're from this shithole

to clear it up in case somebody doesn't understand the obvious: the more you look like a foreigner the more likely you get into trouble

and of course: looking like a native german who doesn't socialise with Kanack culture makes you look like a foreigner in these places.

Additional info: native germans who live there are either hipster faggots or people who absorbed american hiphop """culture""" in their fashion wear. so these people are LESS LIKELY to get any trouble.

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>>76867188
>the more you look like a foreigner the more likely you get into trouble
>looking like a native german who doesn't socialise with Kanack culture makes you look like a foreigner in these places.
.....

>Additional info: native germans who live there are either hipster faggots or people who absorbed american hiphop """culture""" in their fashion wear. so these people are LESS LIKELY to get any trouble.

probably should have lead with that, pal.

>>76866124
well done Sören

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

Now that Buyern's and Dirtmund's time is officially over, who will win the Bundesliga?

Why are there so many deletet posts here?

>>76869556
german talked about how he was trying to bang his aunt

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>>76869556

Some autist started talking about his "Problemviertel" beta tales.

The dream is still alive lads. GRANATE confirmed.

>>76869715
lewa wasnt in the training today. confirmed to leave buyern this summer

>>76869597
This was another thread.

DEN MARK IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER