/cyc/ - Tour de France

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ffs why start with a time trial

what is the appeal in watching this?

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>route and stage info
cyclingstage.com/tour-de-france-2017-route/

>previews
http://inrng.com/2017/06/who-will-win-2017-tour-de-france/
theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jun/30/grand-depart-tour-de-france-dusseldorf-froome-team-sky

>betting
oddschecker.com/cycling/tour-de-france/betting-markets

>results
procyclingstats.com/race/Tour_de_France_2017_Preview

>>76851734
landscapes and memes

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>>76851734

for the comfy threads on /sp/

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>>76851757
one year later, I'm cringing at myself desu

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>Yellow jersey favourites
Most people see it as a head to head between Froome and Porte but the list of GC contenders is deep. A lot of people betting on Aru.
Quintana
Valverde
Fuglsang
Martin
Bardet
Chaves
Contador (I nearly forgot)

Plus many other top riders like Majka, Mollema, Buchmann, Meinjtes, Uran
Dare I say it, the most stacked race ever


>Green Jersey
Saganwinslol
But 9 stages this year for the sprinters so watch out for Greipel (/ourguy/?) and Kittel. Seriously though, Saganwinslol.

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The first mountain stage comes on stage 5 to Planches des Belles Filles. 6km 8%. Not a big mountain but enough for time gaps and we will see who the serious contenders are then.

Stage 9 is where the real fun starts with one of the toughest stages I've ever seen.

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Froome isn't skelly any more. It's over. gg Porte

>>76851788

but you are written into /sp/ history now

>>76851724
im pretty hyped for that desu, much more than I would be for a flat stage.

>>76851724
spotted the pleb

>>76851788
J U S T

>>76851969
>3 HC

Cool gruppetto of 40 riders 50km into the stage. The sound of silence will be played a lot during this stage

>>76851737
>Pau
>every fucking years

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>>76851969
this one looks quite spicy as well. Short stages are best stages.

>>76851788

You're a legend m6

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Who /Roglic/ here for tommorow? I bet he can hold on to the yellow for quite a while too.

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>>76852016
>>76852144
>>76852293
I don't reget it at all, I did it for /TdF/

>>76852371

I think Martin will win with Roglic second. Then Roglic will take yellow on stage 5

what are the odds of a stage being isis'd?

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>>76851679
>Time Trial

>>76852936

They might be reading this. Don't be giving them ideas. Imagine how easy it would be.

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>>76853081

>problemo?

STAGE 1: 1. Roglic
STAGE 2: 1. Kittel 2. greipel 3. sagan
STAGE 3: 1. Sagan 2. matthews 3. Colbrelli
screenshot this and thank me when you win the money.

>>76852936
i most like would happen in one of the last three stages.

>>76852936
truck of peace wins the race

>>76853091
because you think they didn't though of this before?

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>>76852555
Roglic is really better than martin in a short one like this. But the weather can play a big role since it might rain some of the time and clear up later.
>>76852371
he's the favorite unless the weather fucks him
>>76852196
Pou and Gap - say no to fap
>>76851969
This one is very dangerous. and it even have a hill in the beginning which has caused havoc before. i got a little chub when i saw this stage.
btw they rode the last mountain in Dauphine libere and it ended in a sprint between fuglsang, porte, froome with aru also in the group.
>>76851881
It's par for le course. but Aru, Bardet, Valverde, Chaves, Contador, Martin are all GC memes.
Only relevant GC riders are: Froome, Fuglsang and Porte. Spilak could do very well.

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>>76851734
because it's the only good thing left on spee durrr!!!!

>>76851734
what's the appeal of watching any sport?

Is there a Velogames fantasy /sp/ club room?

>>76853408

Probably not. From the evidence it appears they are very short of ideas. The Tejay van Garderen of terrorists.

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>>76853421

>Fuglsang
>relevant

Not even in the Big Four™

check how many times le Tour passed through your French département

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs/article/2017/06/29/combien-de-fois-le-tour-de-france-a-t-il-traverse-votre-departement_5153251_4355770.html

>>76853623
obviously you missed the shitstorm last year when they had to massively increased the security everywhere on the track

https://www.interieur.gouv.fr/Archives/Archives-des-actualites/2016-Actualites/Dispositif-de-securite-du-Tour-de-France-2016

http://www.20minutes.fr/societe/2095547-20170628-tour-france-plus-23000-forces-ordre-mobilisees-pendant-trois-semaines

>>76853642
Hug a rider

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What did he mean by this?

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>>76853642
paint some
>greentext
on the road in front of your house

>2agan
>skelly
>full kit wanker
>drugwheel
>roidroll
>/tdf/
>BENIS

plenty of possibilities

guys I have a problem

I work as a cook and due to the hot steam near my head produced during the cooking process I'm balding rapidly

pls help

>tour starts in germany
>tour leaves germany at the 2nd stage already

I don't like

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>>76853779

>>76853819
It's better than having them ride through the Ruhrpott

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>>76853733

eh what can they do? There will be thousands of fans literally inches from the riders. Anyone in this photo could easily bring a weapon onto the course

When does it start

>>76853845
nothing much, appart from shooting the guy before he allahuackbar too many people, and act as a deterent somehow (but in fact they're as much this as they're targets too...)

>>76853708
yeah contador is really lighting up those mountains..

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http://road.cc/content/feature/224475-tour-de-france-bikes-2017

Best bike? Worst bike?

Best: Argon18, Cervelo, Canyon
Worst: Look, Lapierre, Cannondale. Bianchi

>>76853879

>doubting the GOAT

The sight of Alberto Contador sitting up during the climbs on the Criterium du Dauphine was a worrying one for his fans - but was actually part of his new strategy to win a third Tour de France title.Contador used to be one of a very few riders who went out for victory and nothing else when they pinned a race number on their back. This time he has switched to a different approach, one adopted by three-time champion Chris Froome: use all other races just to prepare for the Tour.The Spaniard said his all-for-the-Tour strategy should mean he starts the race fresher than ever.

>>76853893
I spent £9500 on a Factor and I regret nothing

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>>76853771
this
greentext pinot on the road, I fucking demand someone does this, it's long overdue
include meme arrow, chalk must be green

>>76853893
Best bike: all years: BMC, Cervelo, Canyon

Worst bike: Orbea and Cannondale for being 10+ years in the past and refusing to make aero bikes

Overrated: Colnago, Pinarello

>>76853913
Is this a new pasta?

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ayy lmao

should I cashout?

>>76853771
he should actually have been disqualified. your not allowed to run without your bike.
>>76853819
it was sort of a plan B sollution because london didn't want to pay the money. and it was barely accepted in dusseldorf to. a full 3 stage Grand Depart would cost more moneys.
>>76853875
tomorrow
>>76853733
>>76853845
>>76853878
i don't think there will be terror because usely terror attack the big liberal cities. its like a battered wife. they dont attack rurals and conservatives to much. and cycling is a white rural sport. more than other sports anyway.

btw as the tour will pass through schengen as a symbollic thing.

>>76853961
pics or it didn't happen

>>76853987

No, a "journalist" got paid actual money to write that.

>>76853779
have you considered a holiday in Israel, this may cure you

>>76853893
trek and specialized has a pretty good track record.

>>76853913
The fatal flaw there is that Skel used to prepare and win the Dauphine every fucking year.

>>76853913
i'm not a contador hater but he isn't "big four". he will retire 2018.

>>76853989
Dan can't win a GC unless the field is completly memed. I like him but he should stick to classics and stage wins.

cant wait desu hype af i dont think froome is quite as strong this year but neither is his opposition. thankfully people are starting to realise just how shit quintana really is and stop hyping him

Get your teams in

https://www.velogames.com/

>>76854126
is there an official /sp/ room yet? I have a team through a different league but you can join as many leagues with the same team as you like

>>76854104
i think he wins on Belles filles serrées or izoard. he will be 3rd or 4th

someone post the pic of the old man playing chess with a kid at the top of a mountain

>>76854157

Not yet. Wonder can you create one after the race has started. I couldn't be arsed creating one unless we get at least 10 teams

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R8

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can't wait

>>76854775
>multiple Sky riders
>old man Cavendish on the most sprinter friendly TdF in ages
>old man Zubeldia
>old man Mollema

3/10 effort you couldn't have put more than 60 seconds of total thought into this

>>76852016
Wayne Rooney really slimmed down eh

inb4 the truck of peace

Contador won't even finish in the top 10

>>76851881
Aru is the supreme value bet. He should be below 10/1 if they knew what they were doing.

>>76851788
this:>>76852293

You are a god among men tbqhwybbq

>>>76855299
>giving Astana any merit

their domestiques aren't on par with those of BMC or Sky. Plus they're a house divided with the surprising form of Fuglsang and Aru who is still recovering from knee injury. I can't see they hopes not falling apart any later than the second week

Any chance for Chaves, Roglic and Molema this year?

>>76855140
wont be long

>>76855369
Yeah like in the '15 Giro lol
Aru is a real threat in this form and if he can pull off a last week like when at his best. Most likely scenario is Fuglsang dropping at some point and he is used to riding support anyways so that is a huge plus for Aru. And if he doesn't, even better.

so when Froome loses this year will the media classify him as a Kenyan again?

How many hours a day is it usually? I haven't watched in a couple years

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I have been studying pjotos form today looking for the most skelly rider. Porte is looking sttocky compared ot the other guys

Aru is most skelly. Nairo and Contador look good too. Those 3 with Froome and Bardet will be the top 5

>>76855140
isekai'd

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elite /sp/ fans only

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>>76853986
>overrated
>Colnago

It's funny you say that because the only people I've ever known to hold that opinion, completely coincidentally, also cannot afford a Colnago.

These folks are also the ones who insist that Veloce is 99% as good as Super Record.

>>76856394
you moron, that is EXACTLY why they're overrated. They provide a carbon fiber bike roughly equivalent to any other top make at a 130% mark-up because 'muh heritage'

>>76856750
t. kid on a 10 year old alu Trek

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>>76856822
post yours, friend

>>76854297

I'm keen.

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Got the salmon stocked up lads

>tfw have to help my brother move today AND tomorrow

a-atlest the stages won't be exciting

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Poor gorilla seemingly worried about the turnout today. I dont think he has much to worry about it, I bet there will be a lot of dutchies as its close to the border.

I am /hype/ for the TT, especially because of the rain which always spices things up.

Can Roglič do it?

This will be our first yellow in history of TdF

>>76861893
I think he can, and I certainly hope he will. I do worry its not technical enough for him as his bike handling is god tier and thats one of his strengths.

2 A G A N
A
G
A
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>>76862553
I really hope that smug bastard loses the green this year.

I really like to see him racing and I love his attacking style but im getting a bit tired of the hype around him. Yes hes good but hes not inhumanely good. Gilbert was better this spring and GVA has beaten him frequently the past year. Still they see him as a fucking god who is way beyond anyone else.

I have nothing against him personally I guess, more something against the casual cycling fans. I think its good to have him go through a rough patch, it will make him more likeable too.

is this really the soundtrack?
what do you listen to while riding=

>>76862747
>forbidden link

>>76862764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YXDd_NKhac

I'll never gonna drink again

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*blocks your path*

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>>76862792
Please tell me they learned from last year and wont include it again

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just like motorsports i watch this mainly for crashes/other incidents of pain

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HAHA TIME FOR /cyc/ AGAIN

>>76859115
Based John West lad is back!

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Someone has a stream link? I hate the fact that I don't have cable TV to watch in ESPN

Also ANIME SHORT HYPE VIDEO
https://youtu.be/yqWBCrQqx7s

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>>76862879
>tfw I see her riding around here regularly

shes looks quite the qt on the bike.

>>76862879
Did you know that she was stupid and used the break after the break point?

>>76863479
oh yes because she should have just smacked into that kerb head on and headbutted some trees? She was going to crash anyway, I think sliding it sideways was the safest way to go, scrubbing off a lot of speed. She just got unlucky with the way she fell.

How much did Sky pay for this route?

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>stop going to 4chin years ago APART from /tdf/

what are the new epic meemees boys??

gutted that it voeklers last tour

GVA is gonna win the green lads

>>76863599
Costanza.jpg is all the rage

>>76863643
i remember that one!!!!

>posting Cotanza.jpg
>2011
ISHYGDDT

>>76863616
will he even try? Id imagine hes valuable as a domestique for Porte.

>>76863338
would like to have a stream link to. Don't have a tv right now.

>>76862716
agreed

there is a reason why he always gets 2nd

>>76863910
>implying porte will be able to hold out for 3 weeks

>it's a fuglsang gets cucked by aru on astana despite having better legs because he is a beta

JUST

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>>76863946
>always gets 2nd

>>76863683
hehe

Tour winner predictions / top three?

Quintana
Froome
Porte

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>>76864092
>Quintana

>>76864092
lmao

>>76863934
Same here, someone please stream

>>76862716
I agree. I'm glad he didn't win a Slovak Sportsman of the year this time. It would be too much. I'm still rooting for him tho.

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Soundtrack is ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baVIiFJIb3U

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>>76863994
nah fuglsang being so good in the dauphine only suggests hes peaking too early. I think Aru is going to be breddy good this tour.

>>76864147
Hamšík won?

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>>76864103
>>76864116
>laughing at the three bookies favourites
Put your money where your mouth is you continental autists

>>76863934
>>76864137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHB7H94mBZM

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>>76864174
why would I eat my money? Im not a nigger

>>76864174
>he trusts the bookies

plonker

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>>76864168
>Hamšík won?
Nope, Matej Tóth, winner of the Dead Man Walk at olympics. 2agan was second and Dominika "Thicc" Cibulková third.

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>>76864191
>ditch education

>>76864092

Quintana
Contador
Aru
Porte
Froome

>>76864229
gebaseerd

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>>76864229
>tfw your fresh meme was printed in a national newspaper

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>>76863683
erinposting is going to be big, don't miss out!!

>>76864243
source?

get ready for quintana attack on stage 21

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>>76864243

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>>76864294

>>76864294
more like year 2021

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Good piece on climbing, based around Skell interview.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/40436886

"Your body is saying, this hurts, that hurts, slow down - and you just have to go faster. I've always loved that feeling of my body being on the limit. Feeling empty, having no more to give but still pushing your body. I enjoy that, in a sick way."

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Put your helmet no anon, we're going on the attack

>>76864334
Some are better poker players than others. Some can read their opponents even while keeping their own intentions tucked away.

"Alberto Contador - if you can catch it - he has a little grimace he gives, that almost looks like a smile, but it's a grimace, when he's on the limit. Only for a split second.

"He only does it for an instant, like he's taking a breath, and you can see it - ah, he's there, right on his threshold.

"My tell is that I drop my head. But I ride with my head dropped most of the time. My own team-mates, my own wife can't tell if I'm on a good day or bad day."

...........
You can tell when Porte's about to crack. He starts to get this slight autistic panic face, cadence goes down a bit and he goes backwards.

Explain the skelly meme
Why gg Porte?

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>>76864379
>Explain the skelly meme
wat

captcha: bike

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>>76864276
https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2017/03/16/alt-right-beweging-juicht-op-het-web-hard-voor-baudet-7415174-a1550730

>tfw im not even alt-right, I just like memes

Someone has a NBCSN stream? It seems that they started Tour Broadcast

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>>76864349
Today we ride

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*star wars imperial march starts playing*

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>>76864379

Froome isn't in skelly mode this year. Unless he is coming in over weight and planing on losing a couple of kilos in the first week. Lance is doing a daily podcast for the tour, he said riders used to do this. Also took credit for Dumoulin's win in the Girl. Said he was texting him advice.

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Post your memeiest rides lads

>>76864416
Tour de Autisme

>>76864413
>Unless he is coming in over weight and planing on losing a couple of kilos in the first week

Ulrich tried it in 1998 and failed considerably

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>>76864413
Sky have told him before to back off on the starvation, he goes slightly too far and that might be one reason he fades a little towards the end. He needs more power this year.

>>76863599
I think i want to have sex with that woman

>>76864413
So Froome is fucked then? Porte takes it you reckon?

>>76864413
>Also took credit for Dumoulin's win in the Girl. Said he was texting him advice.

lol link?

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>>76864446
>everybody at signing on point
>pig in lycra appears
>betting odds collapse
>pantaniwinslol

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>>76864409
*Breathes menacingly"

>>76864413
people ride themselves in shape yes. but he has to be in condition from day 1. it's important to remember just how hard it is to hit top shape for a rider. its normal for riders to miss it or misstime a little bit some years.
but tour form can really only get judged in the actual tour. everything else is guessing.

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was there ever a more beautiful start to a tdf?

>>76864513
>So Froome is fucked then? Porte takes it you reckon?
no
no
Richie 'autistic choke' Porte does not win this bike race.

>>76864537

Just search for his podcast. He did a TdF preview yesterday

how can i watch (for free)?

Gonna be at the race today and tomorrow.

Might post some pics later.

>>76864616
make a meme sign please

>>76864513
No, it will be a little closer this year, but Froome will ride defensively and sensibly, knowing no one of consequence will ever attack, then he'll simply button it up on the last stage ITT.

>>76864616
Don't get TRUCKED, Hans

>>76864629
i thought about it but i do not have what it takes

>>76864616
greentext the road, do it faggot

>>76864651
thats what my dad told me as well

hmmm

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>>76864658
we believe in you
>>76864665
this is also a good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlZ758SONrQ

>>76864537

Actually now that I think about he might have been talking about Tejay instead. He didn't say who the rider was.

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THIS FUCKING GUY

THIS PRINCE AMONG MEN

BEHOLD AND HONOUR HIM

YOU WILL NEVER BE HALF THE MAN HE IS.

YOU WILL NEVER GET AS MUCH PUSSY AS HE DOES

KNEEL BEFORE HIM YOU FUCKING PEASANTS

>>76864724
Our german friend could outdo him if he finds the courage.

Come on Hans, dont be a bitch. Dont you want to be immortalised?

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>>76864724

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>>76864616
make a sign hans....make a sign.

you will go down in internet legend and be remembered for time immemorial. You will effectively defy death

men will want to be you and woman will want your seed.

make a sign.

Ok I listened to Lance's podcast again. He was texting Dumoulin! At 39:20 in the podcast.

>>76864724
I got b& from /r/peloton last year for posting this and telling them they were faggots.

he he

> "/tdf/ > r/peloton faggots"
>banned

>>76864841
did he advise him to take the race-winning poop?

Contador should just Ride the vuelta, He would be fresh while All the others are tired, plus home advantage

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Guys.. i heard from a source that Fuglsang has a special advicer that is guiding him towards glory.
>>76864158
>>76863994
Aru is a meme.
>>76862806
>eurosport learnin
lul. do you remember in the i think the first lemond year were it was him and that faggy french guy and they had a bromance ( the frog was hitting pretty hard on greg but he was oblivious to it).
>>76862879
there was a good one in stage 1 of tour de slovenia
>>76863968
i think they have solved it. they have cut his mouthsticles.
>>76862716
i agree he doesn't always deliver but at the same time don't you see that they constantly watch him and often doesn't want to work with him? gilbert won ToF because Sagan got a jacket in his wheel. but yeah thats a really good reason to hate him i guess.
>>76863576
its not a pro froome route. he would want more TT km's and more straight foward mt's.
>>76863934
eurosport player. dont be a pleb and watch on a shitty grainy 70p stream.
>>76863994
vino has told him. "don't worry aru is a meme anyway".

>>76864922
I hope that the special source wont convince him to try anything illegal!!!

tfw live right next to where the tour will be tomorrow in aachen, but on internship in londonistan at the moment :(

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>>76864416
well memed
hope you posted it on strava

>>76864951
should have greentexted the road before you went then faggot

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Friendly reminder the Vuelta are going full meme hills with an Alto de l'Angliru finish this year

>>76864963
:(

>>76865001
:)

>>76853708

>Porte
>big 4

>>76865000
is that steep?

>>76865000
Purito designing stages again?

>>76865000
>p-please watch o-our race!

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>>76865046
They just jelly

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>>76865056

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>>76865000
/biz/ would try to buy that stage (as it begins to reverse)

>no atlantic coast windy echelon stages

Are there at least cobble stone stages?

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>>76864591
getting nervous rowan?
>>76864644
stick to baseball steven

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>using pedals

>>76865090
Not entirely sure but I remember reading somewhere there aren't.

>>76865112
Good post

>>76865108
the body of a skelly king

the face of a middle aged accountant

I rate Jean Claude Leclercq on Eurosport.

>>76865080
/biz/ told to by bitcoins just as they peaked........I lost £20 ....then they told me to buy ETH but I didn't believe them and it tripled in value.

I pretty much became a communist at that point

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Women's TdF again when?

>>76865182
I would unzip her, if you know what I mean

>>76865182
I think it could work desu, just have it on the same days as the mens tdf so we can watch even more racing. Have the womens race finish when the mens race still has 100k left and broadcast parts of it while the mens race is still boring.

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>>76864937
it's only illegal if you get caught.
>>76865000
Fernandez will win this. screenshot and get a tatoo.
>>76865030
It's almost to steep. They basically crawl to the top. It's like Zoncolan.
>>76865090
sidewind can happen on a lot of stages. its a bit of a lottery.

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What's her name?

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>>76865182
we could post cycling babes until the TV coverage starts?

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>>76865182

>Puck

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>>76865221
Emily a CUTE

>>76865221
>her

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>>76865127
It's funny when people say he only won because if doping. look at the shape he was in vs early in his career.

>>76865182
I think they have a Giro as their biggest tour.
Checked, it started today and is 10 stages.

>>76865225

Stupid tattoos tho.

>>76865243
gender isn't a biologically determined thing anymore, pal...I can be a fairy princess if I want to

F U G L S A N G

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>>76865225
We should never stop posting cycling babes

>>76865259
Doping or not, it was equal terms back then anyway.

>>76865259
>when your hairline climbs faster than you do doped out on epo

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>>76865225
This i think is Lasse Norman Hansens girl. She's Pro.

>>76865315
I wouldn't desu

>sky and trek wearing the same kit

Why is this allowed?

>>76865315
wouldnt mind inspecting her hitech products alright

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>>76865274
dont even get me started on Laura. She always teases my cock.

>>76855379
Mollema has made it very clear he's riding for Contador this year.

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>>76865274
>>76865346
>tfw no Laura gf

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>>76865333
tell her..

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Any cobble stage this year?

>>76851788
too bad the stream went to shit just at that moment when i was taking the screenshot

>>76865352
could be a ruse.

Nah but I hope they will keep mollema in contention for a while, creates some interesting tactical advantages for them.

>>76865354
>that gut

fat bitch

>>76855968
Depends. Simple stages 3-4 hrs. Mountain stages longer.

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>>76865374
come on now

>>76865359
I will, give me her number and I'll ring her

>inb4 RING RING RING

>>76865182
>ultegra

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What for is thomas voekler in this year?

could he win a stage in his last tdf?

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who /panzerwagen/ here?

I hope he can take a lone long-range breakaway win like he used to.

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>Meanwhile in Andorra

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>>76865344
She can pull my sprint train if you catch my drift..
>>76865354
i was just thinking of that photo. i wish i could lick her butthole while she preps for the next day.

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>>76865374

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>>76865155
you have to give it to them, with their recent agonies they created some spicy memes

>>76865416
I know its boring but i hope he'll win today.

>>76865402
>paying double to shave a few grams

>>76865468
Current ultegra is a waste. If you can't get dura ace, then get 105

>>76865402
>Ultegra

I got the old bike from my dad, which has a Ultegra.
It's from 1999 (18 years) and over 150000km its still working perfectly. Best shit I#ve ever seen.

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>>76865404
It's his retirement race. i think their is two stages that are ok for him but i doubt he will win. stage 14-15-16 will be best for him.
>>76865360
>>76865393
emilia fahlin

>>76865359
Why is she dressed as surfer? Is there surfing in Denmark?

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>>76865495
Actually, the real patrician choice is mixing pieces from different groups. Dura Ace shifters are only good for showing off.

>>76865416
>>76865460
favorites according to me:
1. Roglic
2. Tony
3. Küng

>>76865530
Shes a reserve for the Royal Female Assasin guard.

>Jaycobb Birdsong

is it his year lads?

>>76865080
>>>/biz/2677322
shill this new coin

>>76865557
That sounds hot, can you arrange that she was ordered to 'ass'assinate me

>>76865566
Delete this.
The goyim mustn't know.

>>76865565
YES

Our year

who is NOT /ourguy/ lads? Outside of Froome or Bouhanni of course.

>>76865618
I'm going to say it.....valverde. I've never liked him

>>76865626
You are an asshole my man, Valverde is a class act

>>76865618
Cantana is not ourguy

Skelly king rules this board

>>76865618
but froome is our guy. Id say Porte and Quintana are not our guys.

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Any Pauline fans?
>>76865565
yes.
>>76865577
if you threaten the the (future) warrior king

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>>76865618
Froome is a cult hero itt

>>76865638
>>76865636
Froome is the opposite of our guy??

Fuglsang and Contador is our guys

>>76865633
I realise it probably won't be a unanimous decision

>>76865638
froome is NOT /ourguy/

hope he crashes hard

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>>76865642

>>76865548
1.Tony
2.Porte
3.Roglic

Dark horses:
Andrew Talansky, showed some great potential, but never made a breaktrough

Piere Latour: young and french, going all out anyway

Definitely not our guys list:
Voeckler
Chavanel
TVG
Cant-ana

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>>76865653
Fuglsang and Contador are also ourguys, but Froome is one of our main guys I would say.
>>76865668
Youve come to the wrong thread motherfucker

I missed the preshow lads, was it comfy?

>>76865699
Voeckler is based
>that heart in 2012
Chavanel is cool too, based old man
TVG, I agree what a meme
Quintana is /ourguy/ even if he is kind of boring, based humble mountain goat

im gonna drop three 2cb tabs

>>76865699
>Voeckler
the most hated person in the peleton
>TVG
just a meme

But the other two guys are ok i guess

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>>76865728
Enjoy, la.

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>first stage is a time trial
What a shitty meme desu

Taste le tour with gabriel gate
best fuckin time of the year lads

froome with the type of baldness that comes with long term doping.

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>>76865728
just received some weed from the postman....and i got two weeks off work.....and mummy's buying me some cider from tesco. Getting munted whilst watching le tour is the best

>>76865739
I like Voeckler. There comes a point where you behave like such an utter, shameless cunt that it becomes endearing.

>>76865709
we hate froome. are you new here?

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THANKS JUAN

THANK JUAN

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>>76865788
Why is he so based?

>>76865768

>First stage is a time trial
>A very short one
>Commercial spam will be at it's highest

going to be hard not to fall asleep early today

>>76865786
>>we hate froome. are you new here?

I think you are the one whos new. We adore Froome on /cyc/.

>>76865000
I'm so hyped for the Vuelta, it looks brutal this year. Compared to that this TdF is a breeze.

>>76865803
well we didn't last year

>>76865801
>not watching without commercials

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LAURA ALAERT!

>>76865819
last year is when we started liking him.

Here we go lads

LELMOND

>mfw nobody starts a stage 1 thread.