/trans/ - Snubchester, Tapperpool and Tottenham Nosignings edition

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United 3rd treble incoming

any updates on the sense of purpose to my pathetic meaningless "life" situation

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>tfw messing with people and their 50kbps connections in dork souls 3

>>76851368
Just be yourself

>>76851360
Bournemouth

Would I be correct in assuming that this Lukaku holdup situation, once it falls, is going to cause about 10 other deals to go through once teams know for sure what Chelsea is doing?

durka durka typing this to differentiate from the last time I posted this because the board rules are gay

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top striker for sale bargain price of £35m ONO

>>76851368
Rumours circulating that talks have broke down following anon's reluctance to include love in the deal with life

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;_;

>>76851435
it's Jay

>>76851435
>any update on the JF (johnny foreigner?) to me situation?

i don't get it

Anyone of yous watching the under 21 world cup final?

>>76851477
JF BBC to me situation

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>>76851507

>>76851498
I'm reading the mbm on the guardian, does that count.

>>76851523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=latazoi7XEY

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>>76851535
>Reading

>captcha: ladies for sale

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la

>>76851498
i am now

thanks for reminding me

>>76851535
No

>>76851617
No probs xx

>>76851214
I STILL haven't started to follow idol music as seriously as I wanted to. I started with some imas albums, like they were ok but still too low on my list of things I want to spend time on.

>>76851258
Cheap bench option and has a good celebration when (if) he scores.

Reminder that Huddersfield Town are in the Premier League.

>>76851668
Better than Arsenal and Liverpool

>>76851668
>spotting PL stars in the Camel

>>76851668
no they aren't

>>76851702
Pretty sure I've seen Adam Johnson in there before desu.

>>76851740
Was he grooming in there?

>>76851536
Can't stop listening to this la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qG-9VVrjM0

>>76851740
i hope he was dressed like a goth dancing on one of those platforms

krauts 1-0

>>76851851
yeeee

Just popping down the brothel lads anyone want anything?

>>76851887
can of lilt

Saucy, saucy

I'm saucy nigga

>>76851887
Yeah can you get me 2 brown girls with big ass n tiddies and 1 thicc jap girl with big ass and eyes

why did barca buy deulofeu back he's crap

>>76851915
>eyes
Haven't ever seen a girl without them desu

>>76851940
To sell him to someone else, probably.

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>>76851649
You should start investing with Aquours then, S2 is right around the corner anyway. Here is Dia's VA in a Madrid top to ensure this post is sports related.

>>76851702
I miss the days when you could go into Johnny's on a Friday night and see all the Town players in there pissed as fuck. Most of them don't even drink now, what is football coming to.

>>76851887
spearmint milkshake pls thx m8

>>76851940
to warm te bench and play against Eibra those 2 o 3 games per year when one of the MSN doesn't feel like playig.

>>76851940
>Buy player for cheap buyback
>Give him a year at your club for the prestige of a Barca player
>Sell him for 20 million plus to Arsenal or Chelsea next season

IT'S LIKE RAYEAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN ON YA WEDDANG DAY

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All I want is nothing more
To hear you knocking at my door
'Cause if I could see your face once more
I could die as a happy man I'm sure
When you said your last goodbye
I died a little bit inside
I lay in tears in bed all night
Alone without you by my side
But If you loved me
Why did you leave me
Take my body
Take my body
All I want is
All I need is
To find somebody
I'll find somebody
Ooh oh
Ooh oh
Ooh oh
Ooh oh

>>76852107
>Woodburn's letter to target#72 who has snubbed United

>>76852048
>>76851915
>>76851898
Sorry lads they've only got romanian teenagers and a 45 year old crack addict

Can someone explain how Poop is going to be able to sign Mendy, Alves, Walker and Sanchez on top of the two players he's already signed without it breaking some kind of rule?

>>76852228
Pep is the greatest manager of all time, it's only fair we bend the rules to ensure he succeeds.

>>76852228
The arabs will make sure the rules won't stand in the way of his genius ;^)

>>76852228
Thought he could get rid of Nasri and Hart for £25m each.

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:)

>>76851887
Giving your sister her packed lunch?

>>76851940
Because he's worth more than £10m

Look at Man City, they've made a fuckload off of buyback clauses with Rulli and they've only owned him for about 10 minutes total

>>76852028
>Dia's
Who?

>>76852318
The only hot thing about her is the choker desu

>>76852228
CL Money + PL money + tickets + sponsor money + "sponsor" money + stock sales + chairman allowed to invest 20m

If city wanted they could spend close to £400m every single window without issue

>>76851435
Nitrogen ecstasy update on the nigger F bbc two me Mike the situation question mark?

>>76851435
Any update on the moyes boys failure to fuck off situation?

>The semi-final of a national championship was postponed after officials lost keys to the stadium.

>Ultramarina and Mindelense had been due to play the first leg of their Cape Verdean Football Championship semi-final. But the game was called off when officials could not find keys to Ultramarina's ground.

>The Cape Verdean Football Federation (FCF) has now ordered Sunday's second leg to go ahead before the first game has been played.

>Africa

weltreich confirmed

Is lacazette a shit lads

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Well played young comrades, you have made the fuhrer very pleased. Defeat would have been absolutely unacceptable with dire consequences for every single one of you. But of course it was never going to come to that, now you may all enjoy an ernest wiff of Mein Stinkend Hoden. Indulge.

>>76853075
>black french striker
NEXT HENRY LA

>>76851344
>Manchester United keeper Sam Johnstone, 24, who spent last season on loan at Championship side Aston Villa, is wanted by several Premier League clubs including West Brom, Huddersfield and Leicester.

How many keepers does Lestah need? They were leaky at the back last year but it was hardly the fault of the keeper. They need more depth in their defense (particularly CBs).

>Official: Mariano Diaz signs at Lyon from Real Madrid!
>Replacing lacazette with some lad who's played around 3 matches in top flight football
Hmm

>Wolves are about to sign Ruben Neves for 20m.
If this happens, Jeff Shi can literally shag me up the arse.

>>76853226
zieler (who was absolutely shite last season) is very likely to leave, which would leave only kasper, so a new backup is needed

>>76853366
>championship clubs now blowing £20m on a player
I want off this ride.

>>76853366
Why would he go to Wolves though?

>>76853366
Why would he move from Porto to the Championship? Seems a bit weird considering he is getting game time at Porto
Surprised no PL clubs are going for him at that price, could be good for someone like Bournemouth

>>76853506
>>76853520
mendes I guess

>party at friend's tonight in the countryside
>told i could get a lift
>get ready and pre drink before
>sorry anon no room in the car can you get yourself there?
>no

Who /drinkinguntiltheydon'tfeelanything/ here?

Is Rudiger to Chelsea a done deal?

>Lacassete's confirmation on a move to Arse is expect next week

W E W

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>>76851344

>>76853706
Seems more like interest rather than a done deal

Apparently Roma are considering whether to sell after the Manolas to Zenit deal fell through.

Seem weird that they are willing to sell there best CB's

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>>76852634
>Ultramarina

>>76853706
medical next week la'

>>76853257
Are you sure he's replaced him? Lacazette hasn't even left yet. Could just be a guy to sub with.

>>76853778
>>>/tg/, mong.

>>76853506
>>76853520
See Mendes, Jorge.

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who the fuck is chris willock? was he any good at arsenal?

>>76853824
i've only heard of him because he has decent potential on fm

>>76853773
>there

>>76853824
No. He didn't really do well at anything. He looked OK in League Cup and shit. But against top teams? Nope.

>>76853706
Kek, Chelshit is reduced to signing meme players.

>>76853706
Rudiger is fucking rubbish desu.

i could 100% beat up any of you pussies

>>76853706
ake zouma and christensen are all better

bizarre signing

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>>76854534

>>76853741
underrated post
>>76853824
dunno m8

>>76854534
i'd like to see you fucking try and beat me up mate

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>>76854723
S-STOP FIGHTING!

WHAT'S HAPPENING.

I WAS TOLD ARSE DON'T SIGN ANYBODY.

WHAT'S GOING ON? REEEEE!

>>76853366
Andy pls calm yourself

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cunt

>>76854534
>>76854626
>>76854723
>>76854747
Can we all agree just to unite and beat the shit out of the /a/ faggot?

>>76854937
Like warm apple pie

>>76855031
>agreeing

fuck off m8 you changed sides during both world wars, why would I trust an italian

>Silva to City
>Fabinho to PSG
>Mendy to City
>Bakayoko to Chelsea
>Mbappé surely leaving
>Lemar too
Jesus, Monaco is being robbed this summer

>>76855031
Why you bullying me LRL?

>>76855065
keep dreaming parifag

>>76855063
Trump is the modern day Mussolini

>>76855075
because you post anime and are obviously a little homo rent boy

>>76855101
B-but LRL posts anime. I think you're not LRL.

>>76855101
Gotta respect Il Duce 2bh

>>76855065
>Silva
Has this been confirmed?

>Fabinho
Has this been confirmed?

>Mendy to City
Has this been confirmed?

>Bakayoko to Chelsea
Has this been confirmed?

>Mbappe surely leaving
Okay? Where to? How much?

>Lemar too
Literally been confirmed to not be leaving for any price.

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>>76855102

>>76855120
nah few schools and trains for a bit fine and then he fucked it

>>76855153
>education and infrastructure

Pillars of society my man. But yeah, he fucked it later on. Bit like his friend Adolf

>liverpool interested in Lacazette last summer, he says he'd only play for a CL club
>arsenal interested this summer, he joins despite them finishing 5th
hmmm

>>76855193
the quotes about wanting Champions League were from this year

>>76855101
grow the fuck up

>>76855193
He hasn't joined them though. Where are you fucks getting this from?

>>76855243
what?

whats your problem buddy?

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>>76855287
Ignore the Canadian shitposter la

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>>76855132
>>Silva
>Has this been confirmed
not sure mate you tell me

>>76855326
I'll ignore all of you

>>76855330
Well I be damned. So long ago I utterly forgot lol.

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>>76855283

>you now remember ManU signed Lindelof
Who else will they sign to turn Blind back into a benchwarmer? I keep on reading about Fabinho

>>76855334
You do you, just know you're posting in the thread I made

>Alexandre Lacazette: Arsenal close to agreeing deal for French striker from Lyon

>close to agreeing
>close
>close
>close

So it's not happening.

>>76855395
Dunno desu, transfers are taking ages and there's been no actual rumours for about a week.

Probably Morata at some point which i'd be satisfied but not hyped about, seems he'll cost some stupid price as well but he's only like 24 or something, i also think we need another striker option too

I wanted Fabinho and last week it seemed almost confirmed but now it's looking like he's going to PSG

We need a solid leftback option, shaw has injury probs all the time, but if he stayed fit and got a solid season and a run of plenty of games i think he could be the starter, he's also still young, not a big fan of blind playing there and darmian is a solid defender but offers nothing of width and going forward

Perisic seems good but ridiculously overpriced

>>76855434
It has been close ever since the last game of eplmoa

>>76852375
bad post senpai

>Chelsea buying Rüdiger
pretty absurd, but then again Arsenal bought Mustafi

>>76856480
They're selling a homegrown defender of the same age to finance the move to

>>76856506
classic English top 5 move

WHAT MOVES, LADS

>>76856884
>you have been confirmed as having signed a contract extension with permavirginity for eternity

>>76856480
Mustafi was a good buy for Arse. Mert is slow, Kosc is OK to Good, Gabriel is OK. Holding was GOAT for those few games. Chambers is OK.

Having depth like that is great. I think Kosc and Mustafi could do well together.

>>76856155
What does that mean? It's never going to happen.

35 mln for rudiger is a good deal desu

>>76852031
Me and Alan Lee tried to get Jordan to have a shot in revs after the Bournemouth playoff, to no avail

>>76851344
>Kelechi Iheanacho to Leicester

DO NOT SING ANYONE WITH BUY-BACK CLAUSE FFS!!!

They are basically paying to develop other club players. Forgive me for this word, but they are getting literally cucked

>>76856426
where is the fatass?

Where do I put my dick?

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>>76857015
>one site says £29.4M
>another site says £34M
>you say £35M

>>76857422
>cucked
Pic related. Using a word you learnt a few years ago is disgusting desu.

>Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez says he has decided where he will be playing next season.

I suspect he'll do Arsenal then leave for a Free. Wenger said he won't sell him.

>>76857511
How long after learning a word can I start to use it m8? I agree about 'cuck' though, misused and overused by retards

>>76857634
I mean, it's a word you've never seen used before in real life or on 4chan. Then somebody started using it and people used it for literally everything. It's overused, as you said. It's one of those things which shows peoples obsession with dicks and cuckolding that they can't get it out of their minds that they HAVE to write it. If you learn a word, use it when approriate, instead of using it for stupid shit.

>omg my cucking god
>cuck off
>he's a cuck
>omg that team got cucked!
>omg she got cucked
>omg he got cucked!
>lol he didn't get sold! KEKED!

It's stupid.

>>76857578
He'll be playing in the PL. Bet you he will say that. Then people are like SHOCK HORROR and then realise it could mean either Arsenal or City.

>lewis holtby wanted by newcastle and bournemouth
is he any good or just a meme tottenham reject

>>76858029
Spurs is literally the only club worse than Arse to be rejected from lol.

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What happened to /trans/? Why has it gotten so quiet this days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dhX1ZHCRfI

>what about raheem sterling

wtf is Roy Hodgson literally retarded? Does he have some sort of brain damage?

Anyone see Ruben Neves to wolves rumor? Apparently substance in it. Will Liverpool get beat to a signing by wolves?

>>76860406
he's just comically incompetent

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Morning, /trans/

Any sort of update on Morata?

>>76859490
been a bit busy mate

>>76858029
prob too expensive for mike ashley

Manchester United are eyeing a move for £15m-rated Celtic defender Kieran Tierney. (Daily Mirror)
David Wagner has been assured he will still be in charge at Huddersfield even if they are relegated. (Daily Express)
Leicester have abandoned their transfer plans for Gaston Ramirez and turned to Swansea's Gylfi Sigurdsson. (Daily Star)
Jose Mourinho is furious with Manchester United's lack of transfer business having signed just one top target. (The Sun)

>>76861296
>David Wagner has been assured he will still be in charge at Huddersfield even if they are relegated. (Daily Express)
Good. Mooy was a great signing for them. Tom Ince Im guessing is their backup for not getting izzy Brown back.
They desperately need a GK though. Ward back on loan would be decent for another season I guess

>>76857015
He is worse than Mustafi.

>>76861345
Did pep not only sign mooy last summer? What was the point of that?

>>76861407
some sort of stupid money laundering scheme to Melbourne, I imagine

>>76861416
>You now remember that literally who Brazilian kid Real Madrid bought a month ago for stupid money

>>76861416
Oh well... i agree he's a good signing for Udders,

more rumours

Chelsea are aiming to complete a £125m triple deal for 22-year-old Monaco midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, Roma's 24-year-old defender Antonio Rudiger and Juventus left-back Alex Sandro, 26, who could become the club's £60m record signing. (Daily Telegraph)

The Blues are considering a move for Porto left-back Alex Telles, 24, as an alternative to Sandro, who is also a transfer target for Paris St-Germain. (Sun)

Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has told friends his mind is made up to join Manchester United and that the deal "has been done". (Daily Express)

Former Spain and Real Madrid manager Vicente del Bosque has urged his old club to keep Morata. (Daily Express)

Manchester United will try to sign City keeper Joe Hart, 30, if David de Gea, 26, joins Real Madrid. (Sun)

United could yet land Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic as the 28-year-old Croatia international has told his agent to force through a move to the Premier League.(Goal)

West Ham have failed in club-record bids for Cologne striker Anthony Modeste, 29, and 25-year-old Villarreal forward Cedric Bakambu. The Hammers have offered about £22m for each. (Daily Telegraph)

Leicester City are willing to wait in their potential bid for Middlesbrough's Ben Gibson because they believe the £25m asking price for the 24-year-old central defender is too high. (Leicester Mercury)

Chelsea midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah, 22, is reluctant to sign a new deal when he returns for pre-season unless he is given assurances he will get first-team opportunities. (Independent)

Watford are keen on a deal for Chalobah after he impressed for England in the European Under-21 Championship in Poland. (Sky Sports)

Southampton are close to making their first summer signing in 21-year-old defender Jan Bednarek from Polish side Lech Poznan. (Daily Echo)

>>76861490
where are the liverpool rumours

European football pundit Gabriele Marcotti believes Liverpool have already agreed personal terms with RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, 22. (Bleacher Report)

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has made Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, his top target with Monaco midfielder Fabinho, 23, on his way to Paris St-Germain. (Manchester Evening News)

Mourinho will also make a £15m move for 20-year-old Celtic full-back Kieran Tierney. (Daily Mirror)

Leeds United left-back Charlie Taylor, 23, is set to join Burnley, ending 14 years at Elland Road. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

New Middlesbrough boss Garry Monk is ready to beat former club Leeds to the signing of 29-year-old Norwich midfielder Jonny Howson. (Daily Mirror)

Former Newcastle United midfielder Mehdi Abeid, 24, says it would be an "honour" to return to St James' Park. The midfielder left the Magpies two years ago and has since played for Greek outfit Panathinaikos and French side Dijon.(Newcastle Chronicle)

West Bromwich Albion have agreed a £12m fee with Southampton for the transfer of striker Jay Rodriguez, 27. (Telegraph, via Birmingham Mail)

West Ham are to make a move for former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 29, who joined Bayer Leverkusen in 2015.(Bild, via football.london)

>>76861490
>Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has told friends his mind is made up to join Manchester United and that the deal "has been done". (Daily Express)
I'll believe this when I see it, or when COPE say it since his Dad works for that paper

>>76861520
Some big deals will go through this week imo, being the start of July the window is properly open and apparently some clubs wait until the stock exchange opens to announce transfers

>Pogba says United won 3 trophies
>those 3 trophies are a glorified friendly, Champion's League for B Teams, and a cup so irrelevant it can't even get a sponsor

Bravo United

>>76861499
Blah blah keita £70m
Blah blah Javi martinez
Blah blah cheeky Obamayeng and Mbappe bid

>>76861574
Yeah but he's not wrong

*dabs on*

https://twitter.com/Atleti/status/880915056099241984


Starting today Atleti will use their new badge

>>76861636
better than the last one but still ugly

>>76861667
Yeah it's better

>still don't understand why they have a bear trying to reach a tree

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>Manchester United will try to sign City keeper Joe Hart, 30, if David de Gea, 26, joins Real Madrid. (Sun)

>>76861918
If De Gay didn't sign a new contract like a bitch boy he would have already been in Madrid.

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>>76861985
Oops sorry Real MADrid, our little fax machine seems to have broken, you'd think with all the money we have we could've gotten an up to date machine.

Haha well look like our David gunna go ahead and sign i big new contract, should've tried earlier, Hope your not REALly Mad hehehe

>>76862025
>h-hello this is e-ed is this flo? I would like to purches morata.
>pls respond

>>76861985
If Perez didn't wait until deadline day like a bitch boy he would have already been in Madrid.

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>>76862124
Name your price Mr Flo, money is never an issue with us you see, but by all means play your little power games to try and save face, if it makes you feel better about >De Gay we'll let you

>Dalbert is reportedly ready to force a transfer away from Nice, but he’ll reject Arsenal in order to hold out for Inter.

snubbed!

Friendly reminder arsenal are paying 50+m for girouds back up in the French national team

>>76861520
My Spanish sources tell me this one is happening 100%

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>>76862230
>Name your price

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>>76862637
£165m sound fair? Might even throw in a Man United brand tractor... Would probably calm down Ronnie a bit eh? Remind him of home ;)

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>>76861260
Good morning, lads.

>>76859490
Busy week

>>76853706
I'd lamo real hard if Rüdiger somehow memes his way to the top.

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Phwoar. Now that's a nice kit.

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>>76862923

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Morning lads

Any news

>>76862941
Yes, i need a shit

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>Weiser was MOTM against U21 Spain
top lel

>>76862923
Sometimes simplicity wins.

>>76862610
Anything's better than abibas.

>>76862317
They already got Kolasinac though. Why would he move to either of them anyway?

>>76863292
to become the new maicon and get more money in a better league

>>76861345
Hudders signed the Danish keeper from Mainz yesterday

>>76862610
Didn't know the Mars Volta had a reunion

any update on the 80mil to Leipzig situation?

>>76851394
what is this?

>>76861407
>Did pep not only sign mooy last summer? What was the point of that?
They made a massive profit on someone who never played for them

hi where are the posts?

>>76863096
You just know those girls just have that flag to get attention

>>76851344
>Manchester United keeper Sam Johnstone, 24, who spent last season on loan at Championship side Aston Villa, is wanted by several Premier League clubs including West Brom, Huddersfield and Leicester. (Sun)

thank fuck it's the sun and people don't really want to buy that piece of shit gk

he's not goood enough for the champs, and obviously not close to good enoough for prem

>Felix Wiedwald
>Werder Bremen to Leeds United

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>>76851595
>"Look at me. Yes, i'm a shit player"
Who forced him doing this?

>>76864341
>At Glastonbury
Literally the only reason anyone goes there is to draw attention to the fact they are there

>>76853824

From wikipedia:

>Willock has two brothers of whom are also footballers, being that of the older Matty of whom plays for Manchester United and the youngest Joe, who's at Arsenal as well

Who the fuck wrote this?

>Chelsea agree deal to sign 16-year-old Exeter City defender Ethan Ampadu

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76864467
Some POO customer trying to write academically

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>>76862610
dat kante uncomfy positioning

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>Ehab, one of our best young players in decades is threatening to leave
>offer him £500 a week, yes, and not a penny more

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>>76862939

>>76864478

I hope he's looking forward to spending time at Vitesse and various lower-league clubs before being sold, having failed to fulfill his potential

>>76862923
>>76862939
quite nice desu

>>76864511
>£500 a week
kek fucking what

>>76864511
>£500 a week to stay in fucking hull
>£7k a week to stay in fucking stoke

Its like sophies choice except its easy.

>>76864511

Did Hull miss a 0 in their contract offer?

>>76864368
Leeds seem to be attracting quite a few players above their level.

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>>76864539

He's only just turned 18, he's currently an "academy apprentice" on £150 a week.

I wouldn't mind but he's actually played Premier League games for us, meanwhile we have several young players around the same age, who have never played for the first team and likely never will, who are on professional contracts with the club. Should have stuck him on £1000 a week at the start of last season or something.

>>76864478
F

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we them mooy's boys

rate our kit. 1 out of 10 from me

>>76864584
relegation/10

>>76864584
would be 5/10 with a different sponsor but 2/10 with that xbox huge logo

>>76864593
we were supposed to get relegated last season too mate.

>>76864627
Better late than never.

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>>76864584

>mahoosive asian betting sponsor
>sleeve sponsor
>awful bright orange detailing for no reason which Puma will probably force for their whole 2/3 year deal

4/10

Shame really

>>76864584
appalling 'stripes'
asian betting company sponsor taking up too much room
puma

not good although I have a soft spot for blue & white stripes so i'll give it a 5

Literally who news:
>Custodio from Lausanne to Luzern to replace Haas
>Lotomba from Lausanne to >Young Boys making them even more young boys
>Lausanne to being super fucked
>Alioski not in training for Lugano, possibly moving to Leeds

>>76864584
>>76864584
What the fuck is going on with the bubbles?

Saul Niguez signed a new contract till 2026
Fucking madness signing a contract that long

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>>76864664

It's Puma's meme feature this season. Same on Burnley too.

Umbro's is quite cool, where the Umbro Diamonds go down the sleeves 90s style

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>>76864637

>>76864692
How is that even possible? Does Spain not have any limits on how long they can be?

>>76864692
contracts in football mean fuck all nowadays.

>>76864703
Burnley and da udders are already relegated, who will join? Bournemouth?

Who /finallyrealizingthatasmuchasyouloveyourparents,you'refinallyreadytodetachastheconsnowheavilyoutweightthepros/ here?

>>76864726
Probably has a lot of extension clauses which they trigger straight away

LMAO

https://twitter.com/ItsMrBlueGuy/status/880893642675691520

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vvd to anfield confirmed

>>76864692
does that mean they get to pay him a 22 year old's wages for 9 years?

>>76864743
piss off mate. im putting 100 pound on udders to stay up
brighton more likely to go down imho

>>76864753
Doubt he would sign a contract that long without a yearly wage rise

>>76864556
Stoke's got some really nice surrounding areas, only problem is that you have to go up to manchester/down to birmingham to do anything

>>76864584
would be 10x better with solid stripes

shirt sponsor is awful too

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Is it, dare I say, happening?

>>76864726
Spain had mandatory release clauses so the clubs can't hold a player that long without wanting to renegotiate at some point

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doing a read

>>76864749
to be fair to him walking up accepting it gracefully and then acting like you didn't want it is soft af

>>76864785
I now remember Tactics Tim

>>76864777
Nice trebles. Is next year finally going to be Arsenal's year?

>>76864785
lel

>>76864800
Literally fucking ruined a club last year

>>76864785
>Sherwood
May as well be dead, because his managerial career is

>>76864805
kek, banter

>>76851368
get out the house
have one project on the go at all times
read a book before bed
meditate

>>76864726
Its up to the club. They have legally committed to 9 years of wages which is mental really but when you are a rich club you can take risks like that.

>>76864812
it says right there in the paper that he's sher-good

>>76864785
>‘Tim Sherwood, out of the game since he left an ill-conceived consultancy role at Swindon Town, is itching to get back into it.’

He fucking overruled the manager on everything and got the club relegated

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>city spending over 100m on full backs this summer

>>76864906
Truly the greatest manager of all time

>>76864912
What was he supposed to do? Stick with sagna and clichy and expect to win stuff

>>76864921
buy someone not valued at obscene amounts.
coach a good player into a top one. not just buy one

>>76864921
there are plenty of reasonably priced full backs available I'm sure

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>>76864912
How can others even compete?

https://twitter.com/acmilan/status/881107576968146944
cringe

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>>76864906
>mfw they still don't win anything

>>76864584
I like it. the shitty stripes and the giant block logo give it this weird retrochic appeal

any fresh snubs on united lads?

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>>76862939
literally the same as this

>>76864962
what am i cringeing at ragu?

>>76864982
Saul Niguez signed a new deal who was a Man U transfer target according to like 1 article.

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>Kiko Femenia becomes Watford's fourth signing of the summer so far.
>what have I done.png

>>76864962
It's kind of cute desu

>>76864987
AC Milan's official tiwtter account posting a video about theyr Sports director andGM going around the world buying players.

>>76865002
>they told me it was in London

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>>76864785
>When he was manager of Aston Villa he tore a hamstring when he put his boot through the water bottles on the edge of the technical area.
the prem needs to hold on to this sort of talent

>>76864983
compare the city, chelsea and spurs 3rd kits lol

>>76864584
NOPE/10

>>76865002
this kid has lots of anxiety problems, if he doesn't fit in he'll meltdown midseason

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>BUY ME A PLAYER YOU FAT CUNT

>>76865042
he doesnt like waiting

>rafa walks
>newcastle hit rock bottom and play sunderland in championship next season

this will happen. joke of a club

>>76865034
So he's /ourguy/?

>>76865034
Marco silva seems like he is very good at dealing with things like that. He got the very best out of hull players last season.

@bbcsport_david
Arsenal close to completing Lacazette deal. Final fee almost agreed & he'll then have medical & finalise terms to become #AFC record signing

>>76865140
So Sanchez to City then

>>76865096
>>76865128
this kid played at both barcelona youth and madrid youth, and left both times due to mental issues, not sure how he'll deal with a foreign country and league, there's a very possible chance he won't last a full season

you can already see the stress in his eyes in that pic

@bbcsport_phil
Arsenal deal for Lacazette fallen through as he wants to actually win something in is career
#jokeofaclub

>>76865140
Based wegner giving the arseaniggers hope only to snatch ot away yet again.

>>76865179
shit banter

>>76864752

It's a belated Fonte replacement

Stephens and Gallagher have signed new deals as well. Literally who can stop >us?

>>76865178
Watford is a weird club. There is very little press attention on them despite being a PL club. I think most people forget they even exist. He will probably be alright under silva. Hes a protective big brother type.

>>76865208
Doesn't help they go through managers quicker than Leeds

>>76865228
Going by the last two seasons, silva needs to get them into the top 6 to avoid the sack next june

>>76865208

Watford are one of those clubs who never do anything apart from get relegated, return and repeat.

I reckon part of the reason they sign so many players/keep changing manager is just to get some attention.

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>tfw you replace Lacazette with Mariano

>>76865305
How is Memepiss doing over there?

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>>76865305
>when you replace henry and rvp with giroud, welbeck, perez and lacazette

>>76865320
hes shite

>>76865320
making shitty rap music and marrying steve harvey's daughter

>>76865376
she's #decent tbf

@bbcsport_david
#AFC made Sanchez big offer, hope he stays. But if set on leaving + fee acceptable possible he'll go this summer rather than free next #MCFC

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>>76865376
>>76865399
She's kinda cute, so it's ok

FIRST DAY OF TRANS AND STILL NOTHING FOR UNITED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76865427
would/10

>>76865429
Ed Woodward is a genius mate, trust in him to get the job done for twice the price in a shitty time frame and targets that weren't even wanted.

>>76865474
has woodward ever closed a deal without mendes or raiola

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>Saúl Níguez has signed a new nine-year contract

>>76865429
Who do you support?

>>76865586
Even Pardew would be jelly

>>76865586
thought that was illegal tbqh

>>76865594
Why would it be?

>>76865600
Why wouldn't it be

>>76865600
thought fifa had rules about maximum length of contracts

>>76865600
Because then what is stopping teams like Chelsea to have youngsters sign on for 10 years when they're naive enough to think they'll make it.

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@HKane
She said YES!

>>76865628
SNUBCHESTER

>>76865628
He could do better desu

>>76865628
Looks a bit chubby but then again Kane is a mong

>>76865676
>>76865688
It's called love, lads.

>>76865676
>>76865688
It's the body of a girl post pregnancy.

>>76865676
>>76865688
t. not married

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>>76865676
>>76865688