Eastbourne
N.Djokovic SRB/1
D.Medvedev RUS
R.Gasquet FRA/7
G.Monfils FRA/2
Antalya
Y.Sugita JPN
6 6 4
3 7 1
M.Baghdatis CYP Aufgabe
A.Mannarino FRA
A.Seppi ITA
Previous >>76811371
Superior thread made by Federer himself
Main Draws are out
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule soon:
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
this is the real thread
sinnet
Djokovic match imminent
ostapenko
If you posted even one post in that last thread, you need to consider your life choices.
>>76847825
Will the bot malfunction?
>>76847827
>Gasquet's training preparation
Murray draw:
Bublik
Dustin Brown
Fognini
Kyrgios/Pouille
Wawrinka/Tsonga
Nadal/Nishikori/Cilic
Djok/fed
Nadal draw:
Millman
Donald Young
Khachanov
Muller/Karlovic
Nishikori/Cilic
Murray
Djok/Fed
Federer draw:
Dolgopolov
Lajovic
Tomic/M Zverev
Isner/Dimitrov
Raonic/A Zverev
Djokovic
Murray/Nadal
Djokovic draw:
Kilzan
Escobedo
Del Potro
Monfils/Lopez
Berdych/Gasquet
Federer
Murray/Nadal
Federer got the best draw by far
>>76847831
im phoneposting i dont even look at the thread, i click and shitpost
>>76847831
word
>>76847814
>>76847827
>>76847846
Based Dutchposter making /10is/ great again
Tennis related celebrity things wot I've done
>Have nutmegged Tim Henman
>Aced Mark Bosnich
>Lost a set 7-5 from 5-0 in a final where the prize was an all access pass for an episode of Gladiators and lunch with John Fashanu
>Fell over playing around the world with Jenny Powell (Wheel of Fortune) and got a hug from her
interesting Wimbledon 1st round matches
Verdasco - Anderson
Medvedev - Wawrinka
Karlovic - Bedene
Kohlschreiber - Cilic
M Zverev - Tomic
Dolgopolov - Federer
Ferrer - Gasquet
Fritz - Isner
Del Potro - Kokkinakis
that's a horrible draw for Wawrinka. He has a very good chance of getting beat
>>76847839
true, Djockovic hardest of the 4 I think, Klizan, Delpo, Feli "grass ass" Lopez, Bird dick, Federer could all take him out
R2 is the only one who is safe for Novak
Fed easiest as you say with no challenge for him until semis
Murray and Nadal both have some cheeky challenges, I'd say Murray has a better draw, but only slightly
Nadal could go down to Istomin in R2, Khanchanov, Karlovic/Muller, not to mention Cilic
I'd say the most likely outcome is for Federer to routine Murray in three sets in the final
>Bellis gets Azarenka in round 1
>>76847867
Thiem vs Pospisil
>>76847839
Good chance for Khachanov to make a breakthrough win.
>>76847873
What about Dimitrov?
>>76847897
>Federer losing to the baby version of himself
Doubt it, if he does he doesn't deserve the title.
rain confirmed for feminist
>>76847907
I just want someone younger to step up so badly.
hey americans is 5guys worth it
>in the 52 weeks rankings Tsonga is 5th and Del Potro is 6th
thats really surprising
>>76847839
From easiest to hardest:
Nadal
Federer
Murray
Djokovic
And considering that Roid could easily get BTFO on the first week, this shit is Federer's to lose.
>>76847949
sorry, mean 52 weeks win%
>Tipsarevic v Donaldson
Meme match
>>76847955
Nadal gets Muller/Karlovic and then Cilic, is his really the easiest?
Nishi isn't kill anymore?
Who's the youngest lad participating in this Wimbledon? Does he have a ghost of a chance?
>>76847835
I don't know. It's contrarian to even play in this tournament. Then again Djokovic sometimes practices on hard court during Wimbledon. Maybe he's a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52IMaE-3As
>>76847994
>ghost of a chance
that's a beautiful idiom
>>76848010
>Then again Djokovic sometimes practices on hard court during Wimbledon
rly? why the fuck?
>>76842839
Ignoranus.
>>76848027
That movement was literally stuck in my head right now.
>>76848057
lol really?
Here is the Sweish rap version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHgkBWoXtDw
What happened?
>>76848069
I'd prefer not to, Mikka.
>>76848027
Good question. Might be for calibration or refreshing his tennis brain.
career grasscourt win%
1. Federer 87% 157-24
2. Murray 85% 102-12
3. Djokovic 81% 69-16
4. Nadal 77% 58-17
5. Tsonga 70% 45-19
6. Del Potro - 69% - 34-15
7. Berdych - 69% - 61-27
8. Gasqeuet - 68% - 59-27
9. Cilic - 68% - 54-25
10. Lopez - 66% - 72-37
11. Karlovic - 66% - 70-36
12. Ferrer - 65% - 41-22
13. Haas - 64% - 57-32
14. Kohlschreiber - 64% - 55-31
15. Raonic - 64% - 28-16
16. Mahut - 63% - 64-37
17. Mayer - 63% - 35-21
18. Isner - 62% - 33-20
19. Querrey - 61% - 51-32
20. Dimitrov - 60% - 31-21
21. Youzhny - 59% - 60-41
22. Nishikori - 59% - 29-20
23. Baghdatis - 59% - 49-34
24. Monfils - 58% - 29-21
25. Verdasco - 58% - 44-32
26. Tursunov - 58% - 32-27
27. Seppi - 57% - 48-36
28. Istomin - 56% - 36-28
29. Dolgopolov - 56% - 23-18
30. Muller - 56% - 38-30
31. Simon - 56% - 38-30
32. Steve Johnson - 56% - 19-15
33. Tomic - 56% - 30-24
34. Anderson - 55% - 26-21
35. Dodig - 55% - 17-14
36. Becker - 55% - 36-30
37. Tipsarevic - 55% - 36-30
38. Robredo - 55% - 30-25
39. Mannarino - 54% - 27-23
40. Troicki - 54% - 29-25
41. Melzer - 53% - 39-35
42. Wawrinka - 52% - 27-25
>the absolute state of wawrinka
surprised Ferrer is so high and Muller is so low
>>76848094
please do
>>76848083
When you're friends with Genie, everything else just falls away.
Crok o shit soon.
>>76848106
>surprised Ferrer is so high and Muller is so low
Surprised about Muller especially, I love the cheeky 11th there for Karlovic
>Stan could actually be no. 1 if he wins Wimbledon
Never going to happen of course, but the fact that there even is such a possibility is pure meme.
>>76848111
nah
Ew genie poo shart
which surface is more gimmicky, grass or clay
>>76848143
Clay
Obv.
>Michael
>>76848143
grass by far
hardy any player grows up playing on it. its played on almost exclusively by the pros. whereas everyone in south america and a lot of europe grow up playing on clay.
so grass is definitely the most gimmicky
>>76848157
>feet
That could be Danny Diapers too.
>>76848157
we should make a 10is kickstarter to buy HD penko's feet pics
Who is going to win the Wimbledon Happy Meal?
Zverev
Kyrgios
Khachanov
Coric
Edmund
Medvedev
Chung
Tiafoe
Nishioka
Donaldson
>>76847839
>Millman will get thumped by Rafa on round 1
Fuck off, leave Milkman alone for fucks sake, he can't ever catch a damn break
>>76848143
Clay
>>76848232
gabriel ruthenbong
Which one of these will continue Rafa's curse?
Millman
Whittington
Laaksonen :)
Fucsovics
>>76848262
None
>>76848262
Laaksonen. Will be ebin
>>76847839
>Khachanov
Kek
Khachanov will BTFO of Nadal, if he even makes it to 3R.
Had a dream konjuh was showing me her boobs
It was pretty cool
>>76848180
Khachanov
>>76848262
Fed(erer)
Didn't notice that Nadal was nº2, What are the odds of him being rank 1 again?
>>76848359
Has to get to the second week here.
>>76848363
never thought i would see him again at the top desu
>>76848313
Dreamed I was running, woke up and I had kicked the corner of a wall as hard as I could.
>>76848371
He has to both get to the second week AND go at least 1 round further than Murray. Getting to the second week is a necessary but not sufficient condition for Nadal to become #1.
>>76848359
Advancing one round more than Murray.
>>76848157
it was clearly >michael
>>76848383
>>76848380
i want it to happen to both nadal and fed to be nº1 again because Djokovic and murray were huge dissapointments when i comes to nº1 performance
>>76848371
*sees him on top of ostapenko in bed*
>Krunic lost her match
Gutted
>>76848411
Yea feels bad man.
>>76848397
Nadal will take the #1 for a few weeks sometime shortly after Wimbledon, and then Federer will take it from him after Cincinnati and get year end #1.
>>76848416
then they will go away as the true GOATs not of this genertion but of tenis as a whole, Fed being the goater goat obviously
>>76848397
Djokovic a disappointing #1? Lol.
>>76848449
Paz y amor :)
>>76848449
if you are at your prime level and lose the first place to fucking murray you are a fucking dissapointment
>>76848397
Choko was a great #1, SCAM's the one that was a disappointment.
>>76848461
He wasn't prime level after last year's FO.
http://www.itsfine.org/weather/wx_webcam_quick.php
>>76848447
It would be glorious
>>76848461
They way he dominated in 2015-2016 it was obvious his level would drop sooner or later.
>>76848371
kys
Exhibition match
Troicki vs Kyrgios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgtCOAi4dQc
>>76848520
Did he pull off any whacky tricks yet?
>>76848539
Is "not chasing returns" a trick?
>Be Venus Williams
>kill a guy
>face no punishment
>>76848587
>Be Serena Williams
>Kill your bloodline
>Face no punishment
Crokmadev returns.
>>76848587
sauce?
It's still under investigation afaik.
>>76848634
Alfredo
>>76848644
kek
We don't know if she's going to face punishment yet.
>memevedev
>>76848601
>her baby will literally be reddit
>>76847825
>>76848601
>killing bloodline
more like improving. May her daughter will even marry a real white man
PLEASE SAVE US FEDEGOAT
>>76848687
Fucking finally
>>76848688
>Burn off black athletics
>Gain white intellect diluted by niggadry
>Also look unnatural
Literally no upside
>>76848663
>We don't know if she's going to face punishment yet.
we do. she wont.
>>76848702
>jews
>white
dog blez
>>76848714
>I forgot Reddit founder was a triangle tribesman
Fugg, gonna neck myself
>>76848743
that's /pol/
if i were to call you an inbred colonialist with bad teeth then itd be kc
Well, Murray is fucking injured again
Looks like a Fedora wimbledon win
fml
>>76848770
>Thinking even a healthy EBAM could stop FedeGOAT this year
>>76848776
Still hoping Nadal will even the 2017 h2h
>>76848781
Nadal isnt get past r2 at Wimbly lad
>>76848702
>looking back on the long list of black top tennis players
>black athletics
Also I don't know were the kid should get white intellect from unless she cucked her hubby with a white man.
>>76848788
>Millman then Istomin/Method Man
he won't even need a tiebreak
the only danger is Karen in round 3, if he gets past that the grass will wear out and he's basically walking to the final
>>76848811
t. brandenburger
Stfu nau ae.
and its time
more cucks better sign up
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
Based Medevac
>>76848863
is the code still '10is'?
>>76848867
yeah
just looking at the brackets why does it seem that quality matches are happening much sooner at wimby than at the french?
already in R3 there is a number of good potential matches and even 1R with Anderson vs verdasco and kohlscheisser vs cilic probably to be better than most FO matches
Hi I'm Medvedev, look my cranium.
It's sad to see Djokovic just not giving a shit any more
>>76848912
this is what we all wanted this time last year
Memedeved has CHOKED this first set
>>76848912
It's weird that he's still playing.
ZOG is at it again boys
Wawrinka's draw is full of grass specialists, he's fucked.
>>76848912
He just gave us a primal scream
what is your favourite Bob Dylan song?
mine is Shelter From the Storm
who is Adrian Montuoro
I am a genius.
>>76848947
i dont believe in zimmerman
t. lennon
>>76848941
We need Djok back
The state of the talent right now is shite
DarkHorse - SpanishHeyZeus
breddy gud
https://twitter.com/ReaccionesATP/status/880804785951211520
>>76848895
FO had Verdasco vs A.Zverev in the first round
>>76848986
>a zverev
>good
>>76848939
He's shit on grass anyway, so it makes zero difference to him
>>76848986
Verdasco can't catch a break, he's finally seeded this tournament and gets Anderson in the firs round.
>>76848998
He got to the QF in 2015 with a good draw and almost reached the SF, but this year there's no chance.
>Stan will never complete the career slam
>>76849012
I mean, compared to his results at other slams Wimbledon is his worst
>>76849032
Sure.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13322818
please vote
>Gasquet - Ferrer
>Troicki - Mayer
some potentially very good R1 matches here
>>76848587
>it used to be only rich white people get away without punishment
>thanks to progressTM that has all changed
>rich black people now face no punishement
>>76849059
>Novak - Klizan
oh man if Martin has his day this could be a hell of a match
Best Zverev vs Bernie tomic could be gud
Del po vs the kokk
Gasquet vs ferrer (gasman probz wins)
Dmitrov vs schwartzman
Raonic vs struff (this will be the best 1R)
Dasco Anderson
All could be decent
>>76849062
Why are;t we rich? Seems a good idea desu
>>76849088
Kek, half of them are meme players.
>>76849134
99% of the ATP is a meme
>>76849134
What is a "meme player"?
>>76849134
you're a meme player
>>76849134
For first round matches they are potentially good matches you dumb cunt
>>76849163
personality/style has outweighed their performance/results
>>76849163
I think meme stands for "joke", "shit" or any word you want really.
>that smash
Nice Memedev
>>76849219
Also "gimmicky"
>>76849224
>let ball bounce
>still miss
>>76849057
You again?
Please apologize to strawpoll for wasting their traffic and disk space
>>76848863
I remember the last time I did this I picked meme choices and they were still better than everyone else simply because I didn't pick Kyrgios or Zverev
Is clay a meme surface?
>>76849238
>because I didn't pick Kyrgios
B-but that's the uber-meme choice
>>76849193
>>76849193
Tomic vs Zverev could be a good match? Come on.
whomst the girl in this pic?
Rafa is 2nd favourite to win Wimbledon. (after Fed)
kek
>>76849287
The state of the field that this is possible
>>76849279
Ralf Weber's wife
>>76849279
I guess Kohli didn't get the dress notice
>>76849279
boris becker
>>76849276
is old man zverev and if tomic actually tries he is a match for many players outside the top ~15, big if ofc
also fill out a bracket you nigger
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
password: 10is
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
>>76849287
I'd love Nadal to win
>>76849304
2012 2R
2013 1R
2014 4R
2015 2R
2016 Didn't play
>>76849335
Same but this >>76849341
holy shit cringekovic
>>76849362
>>76849362
never attempt 2 "coin" a '''nickname''' again
casket vs coffin when
>>76849384
did you enjoy the medvevic match?
>pipo filling out they bracquets and not identifying theirselves?
>>76849401
I haven't watched a single tennis match since monty carl
>>76849406
t. nsa
"People" like Pablo Carreño Busta shouldn't even be allowed to enter non-clay tournaments desu.
>>76849434
GIT GUD
reminder that the 10is queen BTFO oinkapiggo in the final of charleston and dashka will wins wimbledons
>>76849435
implying we need you to identify you're'sel've on chinese cartoons website to know who u r
>>76849496
best dasha
>>76849496
>dat cross
pleb detected
>>76849595
is it diamonds?
should be like classic paul danos fromTWBB
>>76849503
there are only 3 americans and I've yet to be outed
>>76849625
that's because ur'rrr bland
PUT MYSON IN A GASQUET
>>76849612
$3,400. but I guess you can get it much cheeper. Not anything that a professional tennis player couldn't afford.
https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/880789216334147585
I can't tell if he's actually limping because he usually walks like he's pigeon toed. Either way press F
Did any of you see Gasquet beat Isner? Must of been gud..
>Gaskek
>>76849739
>Gas you and yours
>>76849736
She always walk like that lol
>>76849736
He looked almost bent double when he won Wimbledon't.
>>76849736
was getting crippled part of his plan
>>76849697
cuz nothing says i love jesus like a 3,400 11 diamond cross necklace
lmao
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40456443
>>76849697
Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?
>>76849736
Should I wait for a confirmation before filling my bracker?
>>76849877
>when Jesus comes back
>comes back
The Hegelian within me is cringing so fucking hard.
>>76849835
M
A
GAY
A
lisicki vs konjuh the THICCest 1R match ever?
>>76849928
cringing HARD at this post
>>76849928
That was a quote, take it up with Bill when he returns.
>>76849967
CRINGE-OFF NOW
>>76850008
your life
>>76850012
A waifufag is not really in a position to say anything about my life.
How did Thiem loose against Ramanathan?
>>76849928
the cringiest post in the thread is this one
>>76850037
but i am, gabe.
>>76850038
he was in turkey a week b4 a GS.
take into account travel and jet lag and it was probably the best thing that could have happened
>>76850052
this
you all need to relax more
>>76850052
no me
LETS GO MYBOYS
>>76850062
>>76850069
LETS GO BOYS
>>76850067
>nigga
>>76850038
He wasn't even trying desu
>>76850067
we need more paz y amor
Monfils pretty gud today.
Gascock is finished
>>76850134
wta bracket
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonWTA/10is10/default.aspx
>>76850190
might as ell throw a dice
This is what happened to Djokerbitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srw3YSda1XY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw
>>76850320
ded
Oh for fuck's sake, myson.
Why does he even play on grass?
>Myleg
yo compre queso manchego de espana
wat do?
>>76850458
>Mysides
You know what's kinda sad? I just remembered reading this interview with the French Davis Cup guys, I think it might have been when they were in the final against Switzerland. The interview's with Gasquet, Tsonga, Monfils, Simon, and... I wanna say Benneteau, and the format is that they ask them all the same question and they all reply. Anyway, one of the questions is "Who are your best friends on tour?" Gasquet lists all the other dudes on the team, and the other guys all list everyone on the team except Gasquet. Really felt sorry for the guy.
>>76848863
what does the winner get
>>76850503
At least he isn't a subhuman muzzie like u lmao
>>76850510
A signed Lets Go Boys photo from yours truly
>>76850503
Maybe he's a dick irl and that's why no one likes him
>>76850529
hao do i choose a username for my submission
spoonfeed
>>76850037
>using waifufag unironically to discard someone's argument
>>76850540
It's all in good spirits.
>>76850537
pajeet ofc
>>76850519
weak
>>76850547
>hao
not what. does it ask for a name after I click submit?
btw this is taking a lot of time. there better be a gud reward
>>76850552
me on the right
>>76850556
i think so
>>76850190
Everyone is going to get memed hard.
I've eaten at taco bell 4 times this week. Thanks blog
>>76850519
rude
>>76850578
thank
dont know if konta gets past siniakova, will be tough 3R, if she does then she makes semis ez
what is it with tennis and attracting raging autists as fans?
>Mydoublefault
>>76850635
>siniakova
what's gonna prevent her for getting past siniakova? collapsing on court?
>>76850651
ummm think again sweetie, siniakova is underrated.
Absolutely BTFO
The crowd be ded.
where can I view others' picks
i like humbert cumberdale's bracket desu
>>76850677
standings
u r hubert arent u?
>>76850693
didn't even pick yet lol
>>76850662
She's ugly, she's russian diaspora and she sucks.
Konta is a killer on grass.
>>76850295
dr novak, im mogi pepe
>>76850752
she isn't ugly but that is beside the point
she doesnt suck
while konta is better, konta will be feeling the pressure my dude (also allowed shit tier kerber to win 8 games on her just yesterday)
>>76850664
idgi
>>76850774
>kerber
>shit-tier
well memed my autistic friend
besides the performance after she played a 3 set match 2 hours before, means literally shit.
On the other hand I would like to know where did you see an above solid performance from siniakova?
>>76850680
thx bb
Hella - Been a Long Time Cousin
[Drummer from Death Grips]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPjdaUOwAg
>>76850881
u evr hear Yowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lohnTPUIT9Y
>>76850881
also that azn watching zach is so into it kek
>I was only pretending to be injured
This is the first time I've watched tennis
This is super comfy
I hope Monfils wins
>>76851045
Yes, gud stuff.
Is Wimbledon't the hipster tawney?
>>76851194
LMFAO did he just switch hands to hit a volley
>Myson smashing with his non dominant hand
Absolute madman
>>76851162
grass is comfy
TomicGOD on Wimbledon champion watch
Haven't seen the Hippie vs Myson for a while.
Myson is plagued with his low intelligence
>>76851162
Welcome, you have to more wishes.
MYSON
always pretending to be injured/tired
>>76851243
Why did you delete your adJUSTed Evans pic?
>>76851308
Had it left in the pic cache and forgot about it.
Some news on his ban?
>>76851262
was that when he went after the ball without a racket?
>>76851340
He lost his Ellese sponsorship.
>>76851409
And after he fought so hard for it.
I remember him complaining about getting no sponsors when he got far into USO or AO.
>>76851388
Eye lad, but it was a screencap from game set and mats, I didn't see the match.
>>76851455
I live half an hour from Dan, could probably find his dealer.
>>76851490
It's game schett mats you sexist shitlord
>>76851530
Not when I took that screencap, you shitlord.
>>76851530
thank god this shit got replaced by Boris Becker shittalking on German Eurosport. Much more entertaining, he also seems to need the money.
15:00 Djokovic (1) - Monfils (2)
16:30 Sugita - Mannarino
13.15 Pliskova - Wozniacki
>>76852157
Based Mannarino will finally win an ATP title.
Is licking a girl's abs an sport?
>>76852920
>tfw shitty Rousey body issue leaks but none for Caro
Can't Wimbledon start tomorrow?
>>76853296
we have like three single's finals tomorrow, lighten up.
>>76853296
go watch a movie Hans
>>76852920
i think kontaveit should easily win the first two rounds, wozz seems to be in form though, so getting past 3R might be a bit hard... but then again wozz likes to bottle it every now and then, so i would not be surprised if anett makes it.
>>76853370
Woz ain't shit on grass u big dummy. Kuntaveit will lose early tho. Cap this post
>>76853412
This post will age pretty bad desu
>>76853468
Bet me
>>76853412
just made it to eastbourne final though. seems to be in fine form, as far as wta level tennis is concerned.
>>76853501
Do Estonia and Latvians hate each other or just russian?
>>76853370
Put Kontaveit to win over Wozz in the bracket, how fucked am I?
for me, its voss water
>>76853002
too bad...
>>76853946
I thought you needed to tell people it was an ad now
>>76854030
what do you mean an ad? dont you drink Norway's Fiord Water Voss TM everyday????
>>76853975
you can't see anything.
>>76853946
>Drinking overpriced water
There truly is nothing more retarded.
>>76853946
for me, it's Gerolsteiner
>>76854121
I wonder who could possibly be behind this.
>>76854209
CIA?
>>76854239
Kikes
>>76854107
You see her flashing her feet multiple times.
>>76854312
I ever post the kerbe nip slip?
How many sets will he win before going out in the first round?
>>76854377
Water you currently lesen?
Podcast/Interview suggestion please
>>76855061
norm macdonald live
or
in our time
>when your country's birthrate is below replacement level
>>76855246
>that
>a bad thing
>>76855088
I feel like every country is saying this. Almost like they overreacted to overpopulation
>>76855262
only racemixing can fix this problem!
>>76855251
Yes, a very bad thing for anyone who isn't eye balls deep in mindless consumerism.
>>76848700
why are you not posting kyriGOD anymore?
>>76855796
Why are you not posting boat stories anymore?
>start watching tennis again after like 7 years
>andy fucking murray is number 1 now
lol what the FUCK happened
>>76856437
>djokovic went vegan and hired some hippy spiritual vegan then turned to shit
>roidal and frauderer took time off to dope up
>all hyped up newcomers fell flat
That's pretty much it
>>76856437
Everyone else is old/went to shit.
>>76856094
I have a lot of work to do, and nobody is here during the night when i usually spend time online.
I sleep during the day. Though i am gonna have to think of something for wimbly.
I was spraying bugspray here at the reception the other day and it started a fire alarm that woke up the captain and the hotel manager, so now i have to be a good boy.
Actually i have a LOT of stuff to do and i already wasted an hour listening to some guy's boyhood stories from his ranch in Oklahoma.
>>76856632
what do you do on the boat exactly?
>>76856662
Night shift, reception.
What i have to do right now is print information bills for all the rooms, slide them under the door, and make the keys for the next cruise. This is a 2 hour job and i still have daily duties like printing out newspapers and preparing audio devices for their tours tomorrow.
I'm surrounded by a bunch papers, food, and soda. And i'm shitposting on 4chan.
>>76856762
Post pigture of outside the boat nao
>>76856837
It's pitch black outside and we're in a lock.
But sure ill post something.
See ya later.
>>76856950
Ta
Also you should show the pensioners fourchan
>i will now show you this kiss of my pipos (argentinians)
>>76857630
Is this the power of autism?
>>76857809
>tfw you're autismo but not autismo enough to be good at anything
>>76857911
>purgataury
>>76853946
>artisanal water
have we reached peak yuppie
>>76858420
>>76858436
I wana save this dot jaypeg but only if it was made w/ fair trade vectors, locally sourced pixels, heritage compression algorythm
>>76858518
i am sorry but it contains gmo
Top kek
>>76848083
ew dude
>>76858547
delet it rn
don't want ur artificial jaypegs cross pollinating my organic peeengees and ruining the entire harvest
>>76858674
>gabe is into middle school humor
Colour me surprised
Also
>not watching it on bluray and getting blow away by dat lighting
>>76858676
She unironically was 10/10
>>76858721
It's just funny to see Tom Cruise being made fun of like this on a movie.
>>76858706
i am terribly sorry but i simply cannot undo the damage. feel free to fill out this form to send a complaint to my supervisor.
>>76858756
kubrick certainly did this on purpose tomake fun of cruise's homoness
>>76858786
And manletness
>>76858761
unironically sympathised with syndicalism for a while
the "''meetings''" they put on mostly involved ancient italian revolutionaries, honest and gud women from the textile sweatshop and the ocasional foreigner babbling about networking or some shit
not a lot of fun desu
>>76858904
anarcho syndicalism btw
not the actual mainstream type of syndicalism with real power
>>76849231
yeah i feel 'gimmicky' is the closest synonym
>>76858923
Y tho? It will never occur in the modern world
>>76849307
his sidechick is a babe
getting gay with kids is here to spread the word and bring you cheer
>>76859024
do u only thing about thinks in the context of the veri narrow veri temporary set of conditions present rn
the world hasn't always been like it is now and may not stay too long in that state wither
this kind of absolute certaint re events future is a mindset I cannot fathom
>>76848106
Murray percentage is wrong. 102 wins to 12 losses is 89.47%
>>76859318
we live in a different world now my man. if they should desire, the gubment can find out exactly where most individuals live at any whim, there are agencies that subvert groups, etc.
may as well roll with the zeitgeist my dude
Where do I put my dick?
>>76859580
Left hand
>>76859580
Not in me anal is painful
/lit/ has been invaded by narcissistic millennials, all either fedora nerds or women.
>>76859779
need one reed da greek 2 understand da hegel?
>>76853567
estonians think latvians have six toes, but we don't hat them.
estonians hate the foreign policy of russia and think it is diametrically opposed to ours, but we don't really hate russians per se. unless they are really obnoxious about wanting ussr back or claiming that they are 'discriminated' against in estonia, or want russians as a second official language, or wanting to get citizenship without knowing the language etc etc.
>>76861547
What does the baltic people think about ze germans?
We like you.
>>76859779
>reading books
>>76861612
relatively well. estonian culture is much more influenced by german culture than russian, germans were the upper classes in estonia for 700 years, estonia is a lutheran country because of that and has the related values of austerity, hard work and entrepreneurship. currently estonians see germany being weak in terms of immigration and foreign policy, austrians and the swiss seem more sensible. all in all, pretty good still.
>>76861793
>estonia is a lutheran country
I thought you were based atheists? If I remember correctly I once read somewhere that Estonia, together with Czech Republic, has the heigest percentage of atheist among the native population.
breaking !!
>>76862204
based michael
>>76861876
everyone knows that historically protestant countries are now secular (nordics, estonia, latvia, netherlands etc), but the values remain.
>>76862204
based michael
(RIP in peace)
>>76862204
based michael
I always love that the tournament is considerate enough to let me spend the morning of Independence day cheering for Americans
Hope everyone has their essentials for wimbley
>>76864152
Ready for my 95 GBP gluten free sniblybibly
https://www.fmccatering.co.uk/wimbledon-afternoon-tea
>>76864186
>wine
>not pimms
>>76860624
Sort of
>>76862204
based mikka
scroll up show me the messages that she dint reply 2
>>76855088
Listened to Norm live with Gilbert, absolutely disgusting.
woz always wears the ugliest uniforms
friendly reminder to roll your feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KbAan5Kl50
>that umpire
lel
Pliskova WILL win Wimbledon.
>>76865989
Which one?
>>76866057
The good one.
Eastbourne looks like they build the arena in the middle of a park right next to the ocean.
>>76858674
Kubrick would have despised you.
when does Lisicki play <3
>myson
Djokovic is still playing off-balance way too often, which makes him unable to generate the power/angles like he used to do.
>>76866178
>your wife's son
Hope Djokovic loses this so he loses all confidence going into wimbledon
>>76866285
>Murray, Nadal and Djok all go out in the first week of wimbledon
make sure 2 post the bracket shit in the OP of the new thread
>>76864911
gilbert godfried is an unfunny cunt
>>76866390
use this, still valid from last year
Official Site Links:
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
TV
UK: BBC
USA: ESPN, Tennis Channel
Europe: SKY & Eurosport
Official Streams (Geoblocked):
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/wta-women/
what should I do today?
>>76866178
>yourmother
>slippy D
is there an Aegon tourny up north?
>>76866623
Nottingham is as far north as they go I think
>>76866623
Why would anyone want even MORE interrupting rain?
>>76866653
Ae by gon, a shame lad.
>>76862263
>>76861793
why did you move?
>>76865053
i like her dresses
>>76866689
>ae
stop saying that you dumb homo
>>76866727
>stop saying that you dumb homo
I'm guessing you know what you mean.
>>76866653
Nottingham got replaced by Eastbourne this year, though.
>>76866285
Why do so many people dislike djokovic?
>>76866057
the right one
>>76866834
many """people""" find his game boring
ended the era of rafa and federer so their fanboys dislike him
he so badly wants to be liked as much as roger is that he does cringy shit
hippie
>>76866315
>only redeemable feature is his height, something he had little to no say in
>>76866868
this was meant to be directed at >>76866154
>>76866819
Yeah, the womens is still a top level tournament but the mens has been changed from tour level to challenger and back again a couple of times in the last few years
>>76866868
mate you're literally never gonna be able to make fitfags see how pathetic they are. no point in trying.
cue the manlet posting
Myson will never win against Nole
>>76866910
Just needs to find the off switch on the bot
>>76866727
Your' my wife now.
meh, monfils finals are always crappy
novak has won a 250
is he, dare i say, back?
would you rather win a 250 or get to the semis of Wimbledon?
>14-0
>>76867017
Semi
>>76867017
Semis, wtf
>>76867017
Semis without a doubt
Now a 250 or the semis of the french....
Would you rather win Wimbledon or get to the semis of a 250?
>>76867082
win wimbledon
Would you rather win a challenger or make the 2nd round at Wimbledon?
Crokoshit must be hated by the ball kids, telling them off during play then using them as a personal advert if he wins.
>>76867123
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>76867123
So what is it gonna be?
1st or 2nd round exit?
>>76867126
They seem to enjoy it.
>>76867174
her and petko are lezzi t knower
It is going to be a very interesting Wimbledon desu
>>76867256
bug kev anderson
Is Djokoborg, dare I say, back?
>>76867052
Can you make her eat a banana?
drank coffee ama
>>76867404
country of origin of the coffee?
who will win wimbly in the wta?
>>76867412
brasil
ar gal Robbo
>>76867404
Genie Konta tape when?
>>76867478
today, 22:00 BST
>>76867478
have it in my possession but cannot release it rn, iz my insurance shud certain events take place do not ask ne further on this subject
>>76867404
Isn't it too late for coffee Pablo?
>>76867547
spent all morning doing work in the backyard, need coffee 2 sustain the ol flesh and bone til lunch (3 PM)
>>76867404
I've never had coffee and I pride myself for never being inside of a Starbucks. Thanks blog
>>76867577
That's what food is for, kek.
>if nadal makes it the finals he'll be #1 again
Dreams do come true.
>>76867582
coffee is gud
Lost my match this morning
shit
>>76867656
what about the readhead?
>>76867730
redhead*
>>76867730
I don't understand the question
>>76867730
>readhead
>>76867750
Maybe it's another American then.
69 posts LOL
>>76867761
Probably. I played some guy with short blond hair on hard and lost
4-6
6-2
3-6
>>76867577
>spent all morning doing work in the backyard
next time you do this make sure your milf neighbour is watching and strip off your shirt
>>76867862
watching too much porn Hans.
>>76867862
And then she'll bring you coke? Along with her daughter and her gay son?
>>76867862
my neighbours ar a single dad with his son and a dude with his hot gf but the guy is in2 a shady type of business so I'd rather pass on that girl
>>76867937
>the guy is in2 a shady type of business
What kind?
>>76867960
a crew of regulars bring him different motorcycles (in gud shape) every day and leave with them the next day. the bikes hav no or very little discernible changes when they go. very suspect desu. 2 me it's p clear they're stolen and the dude is doing some work on the engines or w/e internally 2 resell them
>>76867937
my neighbors are hoarders. sad!
>>76867937
There is barely any business that doesn't have at least 1 shadyside
>>76868064
Usually it's tax matters though, that guys seems like stolen shit.
>>76868090
well yeah that's too shady.
>>76868064
yea but mostly white collar shit
I don't mind my neighbour though, he's a nice enough dude. I stay out of his thing and remain on gud terms
>>76868143
I'm fbi. Post pic of him so we can nab this bad guy and keep our seats safe for the future.
wil man-a-rin'o ever win a titel
>>76868183
FBI? lmao champ. u better call the big guys if u want something done here
>>76868257
No, he's a choker.
exploding knees and wimby hasn't even started yet
>>76867937
>dude with his hot gf but the guy is in2 a shady type of business
Jackpot! These business guys are mostly, you know... busy, so chances are high his waif is underfucked and an easy target. Next time you meet her by the fence ask her if she need anything in the house fixed.
Also disassemly a motorbike (or if you don't have any then a bike) and re-assemble it in your backyard when you know for sure she's watching. This way she knows you are good with your hands and she will smell the man against the wind.
Go for it, bro.
Based Nip
Would have preferred Chung tho.
Too bad he's a clay meme.
>>76868257
unironically yes
>>76868339
>normal legs & frame
must be elderev
reminder:
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
password: 10is
>>76868371
oh ye, picking right now
>>76868341
>>76868371
Did it. What do I get if I win?
>>76868460
3USD(imaginary)
>>76868460
satisfaction
>>76868460
A gf
TARGET NEUTRALIZED
>>76868460
Is your name really jose?
>>76868460
An obf (me)
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
NEW
>>76868420
>>76853946
For me, it's Helsinki tap water
>>76858923
>anarcho syndicalism
best ideology