What is the best sport for a kid? He needs to: - run, preferably

Football is perfect desu

Football uniroincally

>>76846022
>>76846033
Enjoy your brain damage then

>>76846042
Kids don't do many headers until 14-15 years old

me behind the camera

watching anime

>>76846042
He's talking about real football

Good:
Football, basketball, handball
Gives all what you ask

Meh:
Judo (don't run, don't socialize), tennis (asymetric and don't socialize)
Rugby (will get hurt a lot)
Volley-ball (don't run a lot)

Really bad:
Horse riding (don't give any of what you ask), all shooting "sports"

I dunno for baseball or ice hockey.

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>>76846017
>- have contacts, but not too much
What did he mean by this?

volleyball

Soccer meets all those qualifications.

>>76846978
Every girl I've seen who rides a horse have amazing tits and asses

>>76846017
>that gymnastics girl
Time to fap

>>76848711
Horse riding is terrible for girls anon. It makes their tits drop awfully
For a girl handball or volley-ball are the real patrician daddys choices. It makes for a tough girl who loves and respects her daddy, but not cunt enough to become a liberal dyke like soccer.
Ballet is also good

>>76846022
>>76846033
>no contact sport
enjoy your faggy kids

hockey is the ideal sport for the Western male

>>76848902
Oh yeah, the sport where you need battle armor and skates just to play a game is best for kids.

>>76846733
yes that's why he said "Enjoy your brain damage then"

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>>76848927
that's why I said it's for Westerners, it's not a third world sport that only requires a goat head and a dirt field

>>76846017
Sounds like soccer and basketball

>>76846017
>run a lot
Basketball
>make friends
Basketball
>confront other kids
Basketball
>have fun
Basketball
>have contact, but not too much
Basketball

I don't even really carefor basketball, but it's fun, requires a lot of exercise and is pretty fun. Plus teams are pretty close knit whereas baseball or football teams can just use kids as pieces.

>>76846978
>Judo, dont socialize

There is nothing better to socialize than rubbing other people's arms ( sometimes girls ) against your genitals during an armbar.

Basketball. I'd say soccer but you're kid will probably turn out being a scrawny manlet

>>76848833

also it gives them very wide hips. not the sexy kind. it's pretty a deformity. also every girl i've known that was into horse riding was clinically insane.

Football, volleyball and basketball are great.
I'll also put the kid to golf someday.

>>76849033
>also every girl i've known that was into horse riding was clinically insane.
What did he mean by this

>>76849068
>I'll also put the kid to golf someday
teach them to hit the pitching wedge early

>>76846978
non poor children play hokkei and sawker at the same time here. eventually they stop playing sawker because it's too cold outside.
poor children play basketball and sawker at the same time and, again, stop playing sawker because it's too cold outside.

>>76848711
That's just the pants they wear. I don't know what it is about horse riding pants, but they take every girl's arse to 11

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what about /yfmoc/ ?

>>76846984
he wants his kid to be tough but not handicapped for life if something goes wrong

Horse riding is perfect if you want your daughter to star in some underground german porn film

>>76848969
this is the only correct answer

>>76848969
>lick other man sweaty armpits
Basketball

>>76848902
yeah m8 i don't know if you've ever played a real match, but the whole "no contact" thing is more of a guideline. Checking the only contact legal in hockey and illegal in soccer

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>>76848969
pretty embarrassing japan had the best answer to the question desu

>>76848969
>get your eye ripped out
basketball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjC8xcQI5jU

>>76849189
what? horse riding is exclusively for WASP daddy's princesses.

Basketball and baseball. Weightlifting, track and field, gymnastics are also good.

Soccer if they outlaw headers.

>>76849408
Yes, the ones that get obesesed with the horses so much they end up sucking them and geting into scar
There's no women with horses or with a male dog that's not into bestiality
You daughter should never be alone with a horse, never.

>>76849327
I guess when I say contact I mean actual contact, not lightly brushing up against another boy

>>76848902
Forcing my kid to play hockey

>>76848969
also basketball and football players are the most popular in high school, if you're on varsity you will get pussy.
Football players also tend to be fuckheads, though, so therefore basketball is best

>>76848902
Yes cause we all know girls love men with broken teeth

>>76849068
Have you ever dated a girl into horse-riding, anon? They will never care about you as much as the horse. Add to that they're generally either spoiled rich brats or country bumpkins. It's a recipe for disaster no matter how you cook it.

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>>76848711
>>76848833
>>76849033
>>76849130
>>76849189
>>76849408
>>76849427
>>76849563
Horses bitches are crazy.

I don't know many horses bitches but have a story for you /sp/
>2010
>have a good friend, not very handsome but very fit, also a nice guy(tm), a bit clueless (one of his good female friend asked him to sleep with him halfnaked, he said "non", obviously didn't understood)
>well, despite all of this, he can get cute girlfriends
>one day he dates this new girl, rich family
>she's into horses
>can't stop talking about her horses
>won't shut the fuck up about her horses
>he loves her tho
>dates her for like 6-8 months
>she literally breaks his heart in front of her parents
"what is the dearest to my heart are my horses, no contest". not even mention him.
>he finally manages to break up
figure they made love only 1 time (they were both like 25 yo), and it was awkward as fuck
she didn't accept mere kisses, cuddles or hugs
she only talked about her horses
she was obsessed with them, taking care of them, being with them, on them, etc.
a real, textbook, crazy horses bitch

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>>76849563
>Have you ever dated a girl into horse-riding, anon?
I tried once but it failed, so no. She was a bit weird now that you mention it

>>76849925
are you >>76849920?

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>>76848711
Can confirm

>>76849940
No >>76849068
My story is not very interesting.
Back in college I met this new girl and we were both in the volleyball team. We met like 3 times at the weekly training and I thought she was cute.
Our male team was having a party at my place and we invited the girls to come. 2 days before the party I meet her in the hallways, say hi and ask her if she's coming to the party this friday.
She mumbles something and basically runs away. Turns out she didn't recognize me even though we met 3 times and even played on the same team, and thought I was inviting her somewhere out of the blue. Even after all this was cleared out and I made my best not to get in 1 to 1 or talk to her again, she was, painfully and obviously, physically avoiding me whenever she saw me because she thought I would hit on her, to the amusement of the whole man's team.
I later learned she was big into horse-riding but never made any connection.

>>76849563
>Have you ever dated a girl into horse-riding, anon?
Incest is wrong, mate.

>>76850127
you avoided a bullet bro

>>76850188
Probably. Still, was humiliating.

>>76846017
rugby
great for fitness
great for team spirit
competitive
fun
contact is built up progressively as you get older

>>76848945
pure protein. their gains must be sick

I'm going to start my kid on BJJ early along with soccer and basketball to get him a team mentality. Baseball too I guess, I loved that when I was little.

>>76848969
>is fun
>and is pretty fun