/afl/ Round 15

Reminder that Reality Cunt will tip the wrong team no matter what.

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>76844625
Jesus mentioned

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Lost 5 players in my sc team to injuries lads

GAJ playing his 300th this weekend, how badly are those inveterate druggie shitbags going to fuck it for him?

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>looking for job on gumtree
>'superstar'

>>76844779
2 > 1

>can't tip football
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse

Tipping the Swans quite comfortably in the end. I can see Franklin really putting his authority on this game and kicking 5+ goals. Melbourne are coming off three consecutive 6 day breaks and the MCG will provide no real advantage.

If you're a Real Tip God you will be putting 6/10 stake on the Swans -5.5

If you're a leejunaire and a contrarian, you will be putting the house on Melbourne for a 40+ win.

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>mfw Houli got btfo

Swans
Dogs
Crows
Suns
Giants
Powers
Bombers
Pies
Saints

tbqh

>>76845543
Do you actually make long term profit betting AFL?

Does anybody have the name of a media specialist for a TV appearance? Nobody Anglo thanks.

>>76845543
>the shorter break meme
>the travelling from perth meme
>check the name of poster
>reality cunt
Dees it is

>>76845695
Well I've made over 7k this year, so yes.

>>76845668

>nine teams in your top eight
>suns in top four
>cats not playing finals

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76845724
>a season is longterm.
come on mate, you having a laugh or what.
how many bets have you made total all time and what's your ROI.

>>76845741
I don't keep track of all that stuff. Even if I lost thousands it would just be a minor annoyance as I am very wealthy. Sometimes I lose, most of the time I win and donate whatever I profited off for the week to the church. I haven't had a losing week this year.

>>76845771
fair enough mate, at least the profits go to a good cause. keep it up.

>>76845785
Thanks mate, take a healthy punt on my Swans tip too, don't think you'll regret it.

>>76844733
Elite post

>>76845543
>>76845724
>>76845771
>>76845802
>>>/nrl/

>>76845122
blakely dropped for surfing kek mad man

also happy >we dropped kersten desu

>>76845822
I'm already in there mate. Will probably watch more of the AFL than the rugby games though.

>>76845834
>>>/nrl/

>>76845831
KEK what a dumb cunt. Yeah Kersten hasn't been showing much lately, good to have Hughes and Grey in. I think they will put Fyfe forward a lot on Sudany to replace Kersten

>>76845842
Are you autistic? Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question. Just keep linking me to the general which I'm already in.

>>76845868
>>>/nrl/

>>76845851
hughes was pretty shit the last few games before he was dropped lots of mistakes. and yeah hope fyfe goes forward so we can actually take a mark inside 50 and have some leadership and structure forward. although without blakely i'd imagine fyfe will have to play a decent amount of mid time to make up for it unless walters plays permanent mid

>>76845802
nah I don't punt when I don't know more than the bookie on the given event. hence no punting on mainstream sport.

>>76845895
>unless walters plays permanent mid
would get a lot more time in the mid with Ballantyne back now

>>76845543
Thanks lad, jumped on the Swans to win.

>>76845543
Thanks for the late mail, just switched my tip to Swannies

>>76845921
didn't want him back before last week but played surprisingly well

>>76845966
yeah I felt the same way with him trying to get a trade but his forward pressure is needed and another crumber around packs can't hurt

Sydney
Bulldogs
Adelaide
Gold Coast
Giants
Port
Essendon
Collingwood
Freo

What do you think lads, should I change anything?

>>76846078
Cuckdogs aren't winning, so no. fag

>>76846078
>freo
nah

>>76846091

Why would that be, friend?

Melbourne will win IMO.

>>76846113
They are flat track bullies who can't win away from Etihad

>>76845713
Is a greek name alright?

>>76846096
Fyfe, Sandilands back for Freo, plus St. Kilda's less-than-ideal interstate record has me thinking otherwise.

Almost a coin flip match though, Steele back for the Saints has me worried.

>>76846146
lucky it's being played at Etihad then hey.

>>76846146
Iggs have some pretty big outs though.

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>>76846146
>Iggs away from home
>thinks Dogs are flat track bullies
>doesn't even know the ground
embarrassing desu

>>76846160
?
Check again mate

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>>76846170
?

>>76846184
West Coast don't lose Etihad day games

Are the Demons, dare I say it, potentially elite?

>>76846146
>>76846170
you thick lad?

>>76846191
they've lost their last 2 against the Dogs at Etihad

>>76846209
Yep, both night games. Again, West Coast simply do not lose DAY games at Etihiad.

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>>76846191
>>76846215
woops I forgot it was you PerthChink86 you were too dumb to realize it was being played at Etihad now you're moving the goal posts to the time of day, lol.

>>76846191
>>76846215
They "literally" got ass raped by Essendon at an Etihad day game.

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>>76846215
>Yep, both night games
>Round 11 2016 - Sun 5 Jun 3:20pm
try again

>>76846230
Yeah but it was a one off. Shuey was injured that game.

>>76846240
Roof was closed

>>76846252
it's night time when I close my eyes too kek

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>>76846146
>>76846170
>>76846191
>>76846215
>>76846252
Sad.

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>>76846252
Dig up, doofus.

>PerthChink86 BTFO

>>76846265
Apart from the Essendon game, name one DAY / open roof game since 2014 that West Coast have lost at Etihad

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hawks lads

You'll see tomorrow. Regardless of anything, West Coast will beat Bulldogs in a low scoring affair by a few points. Guaranteed.

>>76846277
Can't think of any.

West Coast are the big birds of Etihad open roofed afternoon games I guess.

>>76846294
Dogs it is. Thanks buddy.

>>76846277
>now that I've been proven wrong multiple times, answer my leading question

don't blow a gasket before the round even starts PerthGook. I wonder why you picked 2014 as a cut off...

>Round 18, Sun 28 2013 Jul 3:15pm
Loss to the Bulldogs

you're cooked chink come back next week

>>76846306
2013 isn't relevant, our current era is from 2014 onwards (Simpson)

>>76846306
Yeah but West Coast were trash back then.

>>76846301
It's still a handy record no matter which way you look at it. I'm not sure if they will win but I think they will push the dogs pretty close, even with the skeleton crew they're sending out there.

>>76846314
>our
what position do you play? I sure hope it isn't in statistics.

>>76846277
>besides a game that proves me wrong, prove me wrong
fuckin hell lad give it up

I'm not the other West Coast poster, but I am really good at predicting the result of our games just prior to bounce down. I've tipped pretty much all of our losses and all of ours wins this season. Losing to GC, losing to Essendon. Beating Geelong. I'll tell you now that West Coast won't lose to Bulldogs.

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>>76846342

>>76846346
Well apart from the Richmond and Hawthorn games, I have just about 100% accuracy with my tipping of West Coast this year.

>>76846356
"just about" isn't 100% lad. good luck though

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>Melbourne got that Undertaker soundtrack

>>76846147

That would be perfect, the story is pertaining to the use of social media as a means to propagate false narratives by the socially enfeebled in order to escape their less than stellar realities.

You say you know someone with some knowledge of the subject? Perhaps with a theoretical background in advertising would be advantageous.

Going out and trying to get a root; been ages.
Wish me luck, lads.

>>76846401
Good luck mate, hope you pull at least an objective 6

>>76846401
good luck lad, hope the weather doesn't hamper your efforts

>roaming BT before the game
ELITE

>>76846407
cheers m8, would even settle for a 5 at the mo.

>>76846409
bloody chilly, but no rain so all good.

moved to melbourne last week lads and got a root already KEK

>>76846445
What was his name?

>the little monster

Someone cross off "talks shit" and "talks more shit" on the BT Bingo card.

FUCKING MORON PAPLEY FUCK YOU

>Another coward's punch
Getting pretty popular lately eh lads

>trying to makes other hits appear better for that pig Houli already
Victoria everyone

If you're playing a social sport against semi-retards, are you allowed the mildly celebrate your goals? Just played futsal then against some

>>76846483
>already saying the bugg one was worse
>Lamb was knocked out cold and couldn't play the rest of the game and won't play this week
Sure is

>>76846486
yeah if it's a good one, like you pulled off a shot from a bullshit angle or something then go for it. My social team got into a fight with a bunch of niggers who celebrated tap-ins last week

>0.6
Fold this pathetic club

>cucktucky is still unaware of his special needs.

>>76846499
Rohan 3 behinds already

Cuckbourne are going to get smashed, and then they'll come back, but they'll still lose. Guaranteed.

>/afl/ made fun of me for saying Sydney were the best 0-6 team ever
>Didn't put a bet on them to win it all because I couldn't handle the banter
>They're now going to win the flag
Any tips for dealing with crippling regret?

>1.0
>0.6
get fucked Sydney

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>people already comparing the houli hit to the bugg hit

>>76846512
they won't win shit lad with their accuracy, your regret will dissolve as this becomes more apparent

>Smellbourne Shemons

r8 my bantz lads

Look lads, Sydney are 0 and 6 again

>>76846522
Houli's was bad cos he got him in the sweet spot and Lamb went out cold.

Bugg straight up punched him in the face, I don't think it's worth 4 weeks though.

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>Mills still playing
>Lamb was knocked out cold and removed from the game last week and won't play this week
>comparable
what a fucking joke this league is becoming trying to protect Muzzie pigs

Where is the BT bingo card lads

Did anyone catch the new gaming show with Hex on 7m8?

>>76846555
I caught my finger in hex in a nightclub m8

>>76846533
XD

>>76846539
>Mills still playing

not so fast m8

>>76846539
but they aren't trying to protect him? they literally appealed to give him a longer sentence
>>>/pol/

>>76846555
nah but I've seen a few ads

>>76846539
Nah he's out of the game

>"Bash her" Houli

>>76846555
yeh it was shit

How many trades do you guys have left in SC?

I only have 3 and I still have to finish my forwards and mids.

>>76846571
>>76846576
he just got crunched in a pack attempt like 2 minutes ago long after the hit did he go off after that?

>>76846572
>bring politics into the game with references from a muzzie media faggot and the PM
>tell me to go to /pol/
fuck off mate

Bugg will get 5 weeks. Intentional, high contact, high impact.

This game would be over if shitney could kick straight holy shit

>>76846588
How long until it gets axed?

Reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>Sydney 11.27 and three out on the full from their last 41 shots.

>>76846595
>game about kicking a football
>if Sydney were better at football they would be winning

no shit

>>76846614
How does that happen, are the physio's telling them to limit kicking at the end of practice really having that much effect?

>>76846592
Haven't seen it, but retarded thing to do given the whole Houli thing this week

kek straight up pushing him in the back to shepherd

>>76846590
>claim the afl try to protect a player because of his religion
>afl actually does the EXACT opposite of that

you're mad bc he's a muslim lad, you're the one brining politics into sport

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>>76846555

Nah, but it's on at 10pm on a Thursday, on a 2nd channel, with a name that's virtually impossible to google. And she's still refusing to sex it up for her legion of vidya virgins. It'll be finished before August.

>>76846629

He (Bugg) paused, aimed, and punched the guy in the jaw. Now looks like he wont come back in the game. It fits those criteria.

>>76846635
>you're the one brining politics into sport
Public comments about Houli's character, unrelated to the incident were put forth and accepted by the Tribunal and I'm the one bringing politics into the game huh.

>>76846636
poor bajo tbqh

and he's probably the only one who hasn't been knuckle deep inside either

>>76846653
pretty sure he's a fudge packer m8

>>76846647
public comments from the Prime Minister no less

>>76846595
This game would be over if Melbourne had more shots at goal, holy shit!

>tfw I listened to reality shit and put money on the swans
just end me

FIXED
I
X
E
D

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHITNEY

Who here /krystalforscutt/

That fucking video of her in the bath I have been jerking it to that for 10 years.

>>76846599
they're incorporating it with a yt channel and streaming so probably 2 weeks desu
it should literally just be a play though of a game each episode instead it's a mix of reviews, epic funny "playthrough", and a news segment that seems so polar opposite to the rest of the show. although the grills are cute

>>76846663
>retard listens to a full retard
you deserve it

Do any Christians barrack for the Dees?

Going for Sydney because this game is clearly being rigged for Melbourne

>0.8

Give me one good reason why I should cut my fingernails.

It helps me scratch and open things.

>4 straight
>1.8
get the rope

>>76846671
Catholic here, I do m8

>>76846647
how is that politics you retard? players records are always brought into consideration when giving a decision. you're literally just mad he's a muslim

>>76845543

>Sydney 1.8 and Franklin hasn't kicked one

>>76846671

Christian Petracca

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>>76846653
>poor bajo tbqh
Fuck him.

>>76846679
so that you can finger hex easier

>>76846672
>rigged for Melbourne
Mate have you seen the umps? Every Sydney free is total bs
t. at the game

>>76846666
I have no idea what youre asking, but im a sucker for a good nostalgia fap and your quads need recognition. Elaborate

>>76846671
id imagine pettacca barracks for them m8

>>76846697
kek

>>76846684
see
>>76846660

you already get a discount for a guilty plea cunt the fact that "muh PM said he's a good guy" is bringing political weight and opinion into the game and gee I wonder how he got a reference from "Gold Logie winning" Waleed Ali. Don't waste my time you illeterate barbarian

>>76846679

can't fingerbang properly, not even memeing

>>76846679

>not keeping one pinky fingernail extra long for easy earwax and booger removal

>>76846666
>that gayfag who just sat there doing nothing

really activates my almonds

>>76846684
>how is that politics
Public comments about Houli's character OUTSIDE of the game from the PM with the PM's approval to use them maybe?

>>76846679
I banged a doorframe last week and cracked half my thumb nail off.

Wouldn't have happened if they were cut short.

is Viney the perfect husbando lads?

>>76846679
>Give me one good reason
you need short fingernails to finger sluts

>>76846734
He's too handsome that he looks sort of ugly again, like that handsome squidward.

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Who here /baz/

Predicting the Swans to bring on the pain in the second quarter.

>>76846709
Probably because they know each other. Aly is a Richmond supporter.

>>76846745
for their own fans

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>>76846747
A FUCKING LEAF

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>That manlet trying to chest bump Buddy
>Buddy doesn't even notice it as he's walking off

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>>76846763

haven't had a wank in 5 days lads.

>>76846772
small time, I've been no fap for a month the sex dreams are incredible

>>76846763
Ah yes, a fellow MAGApede. Shadilay and praise Kek, comrade Kekistani!

>>76846772
Had one before lad, balls are a bit tight tbqh

@76846779
trying too hard/10

J.R. @Straffo

>I’d argue Bugg deserves more weeks than Houli. Bachar, I’m pretty sure, didn’t actually mean to get the head. Bugg 100% did. #AFLDeesSwans

What did Straffo mean by this?

>Buddy pushes the guy over the line
>appeals for deliberate
what

>1.10

>1.11

>1. 11

THE SHITY OF SHITNEY

>>76846791
Straffo needed someone to help him learn to write in High School he couldn't argue his way out of a maccas bag

>Shitney
Should've gone to Specsavers

1.11

>impressive
they know

>>76846797
>abos understanding rules

hmmm

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>Wimbledon ad pops on screen
YES

>>76846791
Houli's was a snap over the shoulder from the boundary line who through luck more than anything kicked it through for a goal.

Bugg was a shot from the top of the goal square who managed to shank it through for a point because he's a shit aim.

Bugg's was a lot more deliberate and only through lack of skill did he manage to not kill him. Houli shouldn't be punished harder due to managing to arse a knock out blow.

>>76846826
>Fed could feasibly get to 20 slams this year

and yet there are still people that claim he's not the GOAT

>>76846827
what the hell are you even saying mate

Why does Zac Jones always get away with holding the ball. Sometimes he runs it way too far and never gets pinged for it.

>>76846840
t. straffo

>>76846844
Dees getting umpballed every week m8

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>>76846838
I think him beating Rafa in the AO solidified his GOAT status;
>35 years old
>his greatest rival with a winning record over him
>every set decided by 1 break
>come back from a break down in the 5th to win it
>10 of Rafa's 16 slams are RG on clay

tfw I was alive to see the greatest man to ever lift a racquet

>>76846854
Yeah they've been a bit stiff tonight

>watching tennis

>>76846844

I thought you had all the answers.

>>76846852
t. simple mind
no seriously, don't be a dumb shit you're talking about snaps over the shoulder for goal from the boundary line then somehow stumble into the actual hits, are you drunk?

>>76846838
>>76846864
His wins are about as legit as Essendon 2012.

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>>76846871
>not watching tennis

>>76846881
They're all on roids m9.

>>76846881
>butthurt Rafafag detected

>>76846890
also this.

>>76846874
*like

Houli's was a lucky blow (like a snap over the shoulder). Bugg's was a deliberate attempt to kill him (like a shot from the top of the goal square).
It was only due to luck/lack of skill that one was a knock out blow.

>2.14
Is this a joke

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>3.14 (FOURTEEN)

>>76846881
>talking about Fed abusing drugs when Roidal exists
kek

Maybe Gil is controlling the wind

>>76846886

Has this been photoshopped?

>>76846890
>>76846899
So? Vacate all the championships won the last 20 years.

Senera Williams should've been life banned when she pulled that safe room crap.

>>76846902
let me know when you come back to reality so we can actually talk about this

>>76846915
>he doesn't have fans in every stadium for artificial wind

>>76846917
>Senera Williams should've been life banned when she pulled that safe room crap
agree that was dodgy as fuck but the amount of Nike money she has behind her could make anything disappear

>>76846917
what was the safe room crap?

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>when someone leaves channel nine / channel cuck on and nrlel content is displayed and infects our best australian household

god i fucking hate channel 9

>>76846943
Drug testers came to test her.
She ran to her safe room, locked it, called the police and then ran away crying when the police arrived.
She didn't get testest. Now she's the greatest female tennis player.

>>76846960
Only good thing to come from 9 is Sammy Newman

>>76846960
>channel cuck on

???

>>76846983
9 = cuck

Is Buddy accepting his new role as master of forward assist?

Just a heads up best australia lads.

The iggles game tomorrow is on like 3 hours later on FTA.

>>76846943
claimed that the USADA drug testers knocking on her door were burglars so went and hid in her panic room until police came so she wouldn't get tested

>5.15
get the rope

>>76846991
>>76846964
kek what when was this? what was the reaction from tennis commentators/experts and community ??

>>76847002
And it's only half time too, imagine how many behinds it'll be at the end. Guessing a whopping 32.

>>76847012
Tipping 26 behinds for the Swans.

There's no chocolate or anything sweet in the house.

>no intent to hurt

>>76847035
eat an apple

>>76847005
2011 IIRC, drug tester turned up for urine sampling at 6am and she hid in the room from the little I know about guidelines and armchair research for cycling drugs if you want to dose say something like EPO there is a window they aren't allowed to test you in so you get adequate sleep I think it was 11pm-7am (at least for cycling) and the half life of EPO (used for endurance, which would help in slug fest marathons) is 5 hours. She could have been dosing in the lead up to a tournament like cyclists do before a race but as far as reaction was concerned I think it was dealt with quickly and quietly without much fanfare.

Sidenote; the Deltoid muscles in the shoulders have more androgen receptors than any other muscle group which makes them very receptive to PED's look at her shoulders compared to other women on tour, hell look at Nadal's shoulders from 5-8 years ago compared to now

wonder who will give bugg a character reference lads

>>76847061
Neale Daniher and he'll get 0 weeks

>>76847035

>being fat

>>76847061
Jim Stynes set to return from the dead

>>76847055

Tried mums dark chocolate and it's bitter and disgusting.

Gonna go the apple.

>>76847079

Been dead to me since he ran over Gary Buckanera's mark. Glad he suffered.

>>76847090

Jesus m8

>>76847061
Tony Abbott and Andrew Bolt.

What music you lads listening to?

I only like old love songs now.

QT ALERT

>>76847090
are you a second gen Vietnamese immigrant m8 cuz you're Ed G. S. Phuc

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>Remeljej

>>76847122
>Likes stick insects
Dropped

>>76847112
Bandcamp indie like I did when I was 18

>>76847090
Loved Stynes ever since that desu

FOR FUCKS SAKE, REEL YOUR BROTHER IN GIL, HE'S OFF THE RESERVE

>>76847122
why is hamish still so awkward?

>>76847112

Kate Tempest, Lauren Hill & barbershop

>>76847139
Having to hide his erection

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>>76847139
>its a rompingwins tries to suppress his pedo fetish episode

>>76847112
trying to learn how to make beats to Macintosh Robinson/GREAF and TeamSESH especially Bones

>a team with Melksham in their best 22 is in finals contention
literally fucking how.

>"You could not write this, you could not script this Bruce"
They're onto us

>you could not script this

what did he mean by this?

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>y-you can't script this alright goys

someone check on RC

>>76847226
why> With any luck he's grown the balls to take the hairdryer in the bathtub

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

Viney gone off with hamstring. Predicted this, he was doped up to the eyeballs to get through last game and was never going to get up for all of this game.

>>76847248
>Predicted this

:O

>>76847057
this, look at anyones delts and 95% of the time its obvious if theyre roiding

BUDDY A SHIT

Here comes the buddy arch

imagine being as delusional as reality cunt.

>>76847283
>my bet is gonna come up
>leejun starts hurling insults

Every time.

umm cuckbourne??? isn't this supposed to be your favourite sport?????

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LLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOod

> reality cunt is the fish that jumps onto the hook

every time.

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meth is making me seriously consider fucking a man from cracker / backpage

>Not given the mark
>Umps

>>76847311
>get exposed
>i-i-i-i-it was bait

Every time.

>>76847313
Trip on reality poof

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this is more like the Melbourne I know

>>76844625
>demons vs bloods

Lmao what the shit kekkie

>>76847313
Is she a man? Perfectly straight if he looks like her.

> he thinks that anyone else is exposed but him.

daily reminder to filter trippies.

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>not hurting Pooality Chunk the most by having him filtered

Who's Roosy rooting for?

>doubting RealityGOD
>ever
Shame on you all

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>>76847348
>rooting

>>76847352

trip on, wog.

>deliberate

This might be the worst rule in sport. It needs to be changed to something regarding last touch just so the application is consistent.

IT CANT BE
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C
A
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B
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LLLLOOOOOOoooyd

>>76847335
Well hello there BIG MUSCULAR STRONG american. This is Australian Rules Football (AFL) or more colloquially known as footy! The two teams playing are the Melbourne Demons and the Sydney Swans.

Please, stay here as long as you like so that you may watch our sport, please BIG STRONG MUSCULAR american

>>76847353
LMAO coz that's also what us STRAYANS call SECKS

BAHAHAHAHA XDXD

>>76847369
Nah just only pay the ones within 15m. I have no issue with the long kicks for touch.

>>76847414
Mental midget detected

>>76847414
see
>>76846604

>Melbourne getting umpballed the fuck out
>Bitchality Cunt sidesteps around it
Typical of a man who was setting up his test narrative

bonts got a big snoz lads

>>76847450
I didn't, I mentioned that Melbourne weren't getting a fair run.

I could take the leejun route and say LOL BUD SYDNEY ARE ONLY UB BY 2 FREE KIGGS xD xD

But I'm not, because most of the ones that matter and have been contentious have gone Sydney's way.

>>76847450
They're getting umped in... clear directive from Gil to keep people tuned in for a miraculous close finish

Basedbane tbqh lads

Is LeBron James the Lance "buddy" Franklin of the NBA?

Gil here ama

>>76847521
whats the narrative for tonight gil

>>76847521
whta are your thoughts on Reality Cuck?

BASED BUDDY

>>76847520
"YES"

>>76847520
pretty accurate comparison 2bh

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THE BIIIIIGGGG BEEEEEEEEEENDERR

>>76847520
very close but at least Buddy tries/does actually show up in the 4th quarter

>>76847520
Nah Kevin durant

Fuck I love seeing Melbourne lose. Nothing better to see than the ponces in the mcc curse their own players and leave the game early

>>76845543
ELITE REALITY CHRIST

>>76847560
Durant couldnt wing a ring at OKC so moved to get one. Buddy already had success with hawks.

>>76847560
KD is a ring chasing cuck. Buddy went for coin.

>>76847580

trip on, gianni.

LLLllloooooyd

just got the craving to want to see girls dressed as Bunnings staff getting fucked all over the warehouse

>>76847659
"You know where I can find...screws?"

"Right here big black man"

>>76846511
Cuckbourne getting smashed - checked
Cuckbourne coming back - checked
Cuckbourne still losing - checked

Told you all that I am really, really, really good at tipping on game day. Like I previously said in this thread, West Coast will win tomorrow in a close low-scoring affair.

I think Plugger cursed our accuracy, yet somehow winning the game. Oh well good enough.

>>76847673
>blacks doing handyman work
>blacks asking for help instead of just stealing

the image I had was the type of girl you know is just working there part time without the caked on make up she usually has on the weekend and she getds pounded by a muscular tradie in the drill aisle

>>76847673
"Hey Babe you want a sausage with some sauce?"

>>76847673
>blacks
>not a true blue aussie carpenter getting his crotch rubbed while the sluts asks him "I can show you where the wood is Mr."
you need to think about the market for this lad

Footy songs are so fucking gay.

>>76847727
Could be worse. Could be /nrl/

>>76847736
Do they have songs?

>>76847743
dunno but they have players who confirmed inserted fingers in their opponents rectal cavities during games

>>76847529
I informed the umps to give Sydney the win. Striking has no place in our game.

>>76847531
I don't spend my precious time thinking about fat autistic wogs.

>>76845543
BASED REALITY CHECK

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>>76847521
why are you pushing LGBT fag shit into the game? surely that would cause more division among fans, focussing on such a small percentage of the population when no-one cares about the mentally ill rather than focusing your efforts on AFLW and becoming a champion for women right

>Bugg can't have references higher than Houli could he
>don't think he could go higher than that kind of office BT
at least they are comparing Bugg to Hall's hit on Staker now instead of the mudshit

>>76847659

They're in it for the gash m9

Reminder that Reality Cunt told you to put money on a Sydney win
Reminder that encouraging one to bet is the oldest "test" in Reality Cunt's book
Reminder that Reality Cunt tipped Melbourne and is now aborting his test narrative
Reminder that Reality Cunt couldn't tip a canoe

>>76847896
ELITE reminders

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

>>76847896
COULDNT TIP A WAITER

Bugg should have just said, he clipped me in the chest, I tried to clip him back and fucked up. The end, I'll take the Tribunal dick.


>>76847916
>COULDN'T TIP A WAITER
KEK

>Tip Dogs
>Bet Iggs
CANNOT
LOSE

>can't tip football
>can't tip a waiter
>sex with your Muslim spouse still makes you a masturbator

Just checked in on Reality Czech lads
He tried to hang himself again but forgot that all his rafters are broken