/cric/

Walkcunt on suicide watch

MWNN.

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>>76843273
there is no debate

>>76843273
what's this game about?

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Umm

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>>76844593
why are white women so slutty?

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>>76844611
Life, the universe and everything

>>76844628
I think I don't like it, I'm very bad at playing life

>>76844639
I don't think you realise the positive effect understanding test cricket could have on your life.

Test cricket is the game of intellectuals, philosophers, mathematicians and progressive rock frontmen

Hate it when you get swamped with snapchats and check ins on fb from someone who only went two states over on holiday

>>76844893

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/teamellyse/ here

also it has been raining for 19 hours straight here and it's getting a bit annoying

>>76844593
Elyse has a way fatter arse than one would imagine.

She been gettin at da kfc brehs

>>76844593
Thicc

>>76845076
Can't even imagine what that would be like

>>76844593
when did ellyse get fat

reminder that Daniel unironically considers himself a student of baseball

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>>76845115
wet

>>76845141
Daniel is a student of rape

>>76845095
>>76845134
nah she not fat. she got dem right proportions

>>76845167
Did you ever see her in her early 20s?

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never going to get over this

Anyone seen Goosey?
I have a WoW related question for him

Just woke up lads

>>76845180
yeah. emaciated girlish twig body. She developed really well and looks finally like a woman now.

fucking love Spoon

http://www.espncricinfo.com/sri-lanka-v-zimbabwe-2017/engine/match/1104478.html

didn't even realise this was on

based zimbabwe

ITS HAPPENING

>>76845596
what?

https://www.crictracker.com/young-cricketer-killed-teammates-bangalore-impressive-performance/

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get a load of this sexist

>>76845626
no deal

>>76845644
Based Michael

>>76845661
Hmm?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-30/australian-cricket-pay-deal-mou-expires/8666232?smid=Page:%20ABC%20Grandstand-Facebook_Organic&WT.tsrc=Facebook_Organic&sf94259822=1
fuck me

>>76845808
Might not buy ashes tickets Tbh

>I have a job

kek

>David Warner doesn't

KEK

>Meme Shit doesn't

K E K

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Remind me why this """man""" still has a job?

>>76845157
I hope it flushes out some of the muzzies lad.

>>76845982
>you lived long enough to see the Australian cricket team become NEETs

>>76845808
>tfw no australian tour on the horizon
would have been hilarious
oh well there's still the ashes

>>76845982
>>76845986
dust off the whites mate, you're unironically in contention

NEW
>>76846046
NEW
>>76846046
NEW
>>76846046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jefSto_A13A

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what happened

tell me about ryan burl

is he the saviour of zimbabwe cricket?

solomon mire and sean williams just touched bats lads, so great to see strong race relations

>>76846879
crying

Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

>watch a zimbabwe cricket video
>/pol/tards in the comments sperging out about rhodesia

>Solomon Mire moved to Melbourne years ago
>managed to crack into a Big Bash side
>gave it all up to play cricket in Zimbabwe again

>>76847209
>imblying he wasnt just deported by based Dutton

350 still on the cards

are zimambwe, dare i say it, back?

>>76847538
felt this way a year ago and then they did shit

collapse imminent

>>76844593
Are all the strayan birds this noice or is this the exception to the rule?

>>76847627
alyssa healy is not a looker in australia

>>76847639
Fuckin hell mate. 8 weeks for a working visa. See you then

> This is the highest successful chase ever in Sri Lanka, in 296 ODIs

>>76847604
back for good

>WI v India delayed

English cricket will return to the BBC for the first time in more than two decades, with Sky Sports holding off the challenge of BT Sports to extend its coverage of the sport for at least another seven years, after the ECB announced the results of its broadcasting auction for 2020-2024.

The new deal, worth £1.1 billion over a five-year period, cements Sky Sports' position as the home of live cricket broadcasting in England and Wales, a role they have held since becoming the ECB's exclusive broadcast partner in 2006.

However, the return of the BBC to live cricket broadcasting for the first time since 1999 is a recognition of the sport's need to re-engage with a wider audience.

From 2020, they will broadcast two men's and one women's T20 internationals per year, as well as ten matches from the ECB's new domestic T20 competition, and eight from the women's. They have also extended their radio broadcasting deal, and secured primetime evening highlights and digital clip rights.

>From 2020, they will broadcast two men's and one women's T20 internationals per year, as well as ten matches from the ECB's new domestic T20 competition, and eight from the women's.

disgusting

>>76848003
jesus wept

mason crane is a fraud

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tell me about test cricket

>>76844593

>Healy

Me too

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>>76844593
wtf i love cricket now

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>mfw when thread begins with hot chicks and devolves into /sp/ autism

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Was he right?

>>76849136
>cricket thread discusses cricket

wtf

>>76849141
yes

>>76849151
>$40 for a pack of cigarettes
>Shittier posts than Canada and UK combined
>Accent actually more annoying then chav rappers
>Cuisine = bush meat
Slutty women are one of the very few things you cunts have goin' for you, so fuck up about it eh?

>>76849301
saved to my American banter folder lads

>>76843273
Willard will never cut away your offspin and then give you a blowjob whilst insulting your talents as a bowler.

>why live.

>>76846023
This is what nights of shitposting and spinning with a foam ball were all for.

See you there im going to be neet england's answer to Graeme swann.

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mfw when there's one other american flag here

>>76848166
Waiting a few years, nah mate cricfree it is.

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Burns in the middle order

>>76847639
Not a great face on the lass.

>>76849530
looks just like Ian #yikes

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punching above his meme weight

>>76849547
god he looks thick

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>>76849566
he has a certified IQ of 143

>>76849583
He's so dreamy...

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genuinely despise maxwell

>>76849608
t. Aaron "Fatty" Finch

>India 178/4 (43.0 ov)
wtf?

More than AUD 1 million (USD 768,000 approx) in fortnightly payments originally intended for out-of-contract players will instead be diverted directly to grassroots funding until an MoU is reached between Cricket Australia (CA) and the Australian Cricketers Association (ACA).

On the final day before the expiry of the MoU unleashes a whole host of potentially chaotic scenarios - including doubt over forthcoming tours of South Africa, Bangladesh and India, a mess of commercial and sponsorship conflicts, and the possibility of a host of Australian players heading off to play overseas Twenty20 tournaments - CA underlined its hard-line stance in opposition to the players.

Players had been informed earlier this week by the CA team performance manager Pat Howard that they would not be eligible for any back pay in the event of an extended dispute, a warning that was issued at the same time as a reminder that any players playing "disapproved cricket" during the dispute would face suspensions of at least six months under ICC regulations - banning them from participation in the Ashes this summer.

>>76849887
>diverted directly to grassroots funding

well that's good then, as long as it isn't just going into some millionaire's back pocket.

>>76850157
nah, that's what this whole dispute was. CA wanted to funnel money into grassroots cricket, probably since a lot of potential cricketers are electing to play australian rules instead these days, which has reduced the amount of talent the footy states have been generating.

>>76849301
>$5 for a rock of crack in your ghettoes

>larps as aussies to shitpost

>OH GEEZ YOU GAIZ HAVE SEEN MY VEI- HICLE?

>Cuisine= deep fried decent beef ruined by terrible processed cheese.

>1/4 people in new york have herpes.

LOVE the new King Gizzard album

>>76850174
games pick up and die down.

Warne wanted to be a rules player first, but definitely succeeded at cricket.

It depends if you like playing the game or not.

If you do and are good at it you will succeed.

Sam Billings tried out many sports before becoming a cricketer.

>>76850265
lots of people like playing both games and are good at both games, which is where the problem lies. Plenty of AFL players were talented cricketers when they were younger but went for footy instead because there's substantially more professional positions up for grabs

>>76850265
>reddit spacing

>>76850291
i suppose its whether you want to be in an chiefly aussie game or an international one.

But im not an 18yo sportsman in NSW

I hear Brian Lara's in town lads, any questions I should ask him?

>>76843273
>tfw I like the qt on the left but I find australians disgusting

conflicted.gif

>>76850770
You'd never have a chance anyway because you're brown.

>>76850832
>africa
lel

also don't underestimate the attractive power of pajeet's poo covered dick

all I need to do is put some sprinkle some strong indian spices over it and white girls be begging me to fuck them

>>76843273
why aussie woman so good looking?

though i am afraid of their ancestor genetics(psychologial issues are inherited you know)

>>76852216
they're not at all

>>76852459
>they're
woman or psychologial issues?

>>76852554
aussie women

>>76852620
hotter than british, all i know. a lot of qts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

How does test cricket work?

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live on the bbc from 2020

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"We are extremely excited about what we have to offer by taking cricket to the widest possible audience and inspiring the next generation to pick up bat and ball.

"With 97% of the UK population using the BBC every week, the potential for growing the game further is huge."

>>76854486
Just a handful of meme-cricket games. My shit county won't get a """franchise""" so that tournament can fuck right off.

>>76854370
takes ~3 years of watching to properly understand, stick to hockey faggot

>>76854486
theyre only showing 2020

>>76854546
after 15 i still don't really know

>>76845290
'girls can tell' is their best

post more of the girl on the right

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I am now officially team Meg

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dead poomunity

>>76850770
What's wrong with us mate? Are you racist or something?

>>76854370
our best scientists are yet to come up with an answer after decades of study

>>76852216
Better weather meaning people are out more and go to the beach a lot meaning you have to take better care of yourself meaning we're better looking than the English despite being largely English

So /cric/ who is in the wrong, Cricket Australia or the players?

Both seem like they're being greedy fucks

>>76859928
players

if you're in NSW then you wouldn't understand why more money being put into grass roots cricket is essential

>AusNEETs
El em ay oh

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This is what the players are rejecting lads

>>76860281
dumb cunts are going to kill cricket

the ACA refuses to even entertain the idea of anything changing. Cricket could end up like in England here soon.

>>76860299
has australia, dare i say, been globalized?
welcum 2 the NFL fanbase my man

>>76860785
tell me about the NFL

>>76860800
roided up dudes run into each other and hit each other hard. however, there are some white dudes that throw the ball to black dudes to try to score a touchdown

>>76844593
Where are their asses? they have none.

>>76860820
I mean what you were talking about in the last post

>>76860841
asses aren't /cric/ approved

>>76844593
Why won't misogynists take female cricketers seriously?

>>76849608
I will never understand what possibly possessed him to do that?

>>76860893
When you stare into the heart of the meme, sometimes the meme stares back

>>76846993
>not sperging out about rhodesia
kys

>>76843273
No contest, I want them both to get BLACKED.

>>76860946
right has been COCONUTTED

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>>76844593
Ellyse is rank

/holly/ is the only choice

>>76860992
GAYLED

when

threadcunt WHERE

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>>76861001
she has to get in line

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>>76861004
miss him

Have Cricket Australia worked themselves into a shoot?

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>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4dMyQHKdI
Hnnngg

>>76861172
BLEACHED when

>>76860281
so the international cricketers are against the idea of money going to the state boards? who brainwashed them

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/sports/unemployed-david-warner-makes-ends-meet-walking-ricky-pontings-greyhounds/

>>76861172
she'd be perfect for young boy roleplay

Reminder that Hong Kong Cricket Sixes is the best cricket Tournament in the world.

>England squad

Joe Root (capt), Alastair Cook, Keaton Jennings, Gary Ballance, Jonny Bairstow, Ben Stokes, Moeen Ali, Liam Dawson, Toby Roland-Jones, Stuart Broad, Mark Wood, Jimmy Anderson

>>76862830
>Liam Dawson, Toby Roland-Jones
who?
>Gary Ballance
lmao

Uganda U19 188/3 (32.4/50 ov) v Botswana U19
Kenya U19 136/6 (36.5/50 ov) v Ghana U19

>>76861172
She's qt but that accent is hideous

>>76863080
based ghana

>>76862830
jennings, ballance and roland jones are all shit
should have gone with nick browne, joe clarke and tom curran

where's cuckfield

just mattposted lads

'we' seem to have an african quota

>>76863435
think it's been around for a while mate

its clearer than ever

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weird looking bloke

reckon his mum might have been a finn

Is it true they declared with Bavuma on 90 not out?

>>76864337
reckon it's because he's black?

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did daniel ever recover from this revelation?

Equivalent of the cricket FA cup final today, in the heart of London, and the ground is half empty. Shame really, think they're pricing fans out of cricket - I'd love to go and watch more live cricket but if it's costing me £30 a pop, plus £6 a pint when I'm in there, I really can't afford to go often.

>>76865070
don't think we get charged for entry to warmups here

>>76865087
I wonder whether they should make the county championship matches just so at least a few people turn up and watches, wouldn't mind paying stupid prices for food/drink then if I know it's supporting the club.

>>76865117
I would have gone this year if it was my home county, Worcestershire, in the final, but we completely fucked it in the semis. Made Gareth Batty, one of the worst bowlers in the world, look like one of the best bowlers in the world.

https://www.fb.com/usmankhawaja419/photos/a.1694045764196575.1073741828.1688488371418981/1939433372991145/?type=3&theater

>>76865173
love uzzie

>>76865143
they only did it here because no one had gone to a shield game for 30- 40 years. From what I understand county still gets a few people showing up. Definitely need to reduce the prices though, £30 is fucking ridiculous. I wouldn't even pay that for an Ashes test anymore

>>76865070
white people in england hate one day cricket

>>76865222
You still get old retirees going to county games (which is a good thing - it's a comfy way to spend your retirement days), but not many other people. I guess the problem with making it free would mean retirees' membership fees would become pointless. Still think it could be done though - maybe by giving them comfier seats, free newspapers, free tea/coffee and cakes throughout the day, or something like that. £30 is enough to fill a small ground for a T20 game, but is the wrong price for all other forms.

>>76865231
Not sure why, it's literally the most patrician form of the game.

>it's literally the most patrician form of the game

I met Sir Richard Hadlee as a child and he told me to never trust an australian because they're all gutless shackle dragging yellow bellied snake in the grass poofter faggots

bit racist

>>76865326
I know it's a controversial opinion but please respect my beliefs.

>>76865355
ok mo

TBh I drink a lot of vb these days because the ads they played during the cricket as a kid really got to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhSxWG_m080

will we be seeing scott boland's heavy ball this ashes?

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>>76865574
just hand the ashes over

>>76865584
all your cricketers look like wrong turn baddies

>>76865646
it's your genetics mate

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i mean im no orlando bloom but jesus

>>76865670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcSbHbezMOs
we used to have some lookers

walking down the street you see a lot of good looking people
why do none of them make it into the australian side? SOK and Nevill are probably the only decent looking guys to play for Australia in the last year

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I mean look at this fucking travesty

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queensland genetics

>>76865750
isn't cricket a poor mans game in australia?
unfortunately people with good genetics hog everything, so the richer, more intelligent people will be better looking too. aus team vs england's team is good example of this

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meanwhile in NSW

>>76865802
it's popular with every class

generally speaking it goes:
cricket - everyone
footy/league - middle and lower class
union - upper class

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also quite good looking if you ignore the acne

alistair cook handsome, articulate. probably would have gone on to study classics at oxford or something had it not been for cricket. meanwhile steve smith, retarded, looks like an oblivion character, thinks australia was founded in the mid 80s

>>76865920
but also scores a shitload of runs

>>76865954
really think his walk across the stumps is the future of batting. standing there like a lemon exposing your off stump a la tendulkar will be archaic soon

>>76865970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi8kA4Of5lE
never seen a shit player do it Tbh

still a little bit mad about how katich's career ended

>>76844707
>progressive rock frontmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtdTnQPrCw
hate symonds
love clarke

Post more ellyse

>>76866348
Why when holly is clearly superior

>>76866517
Sune is the best

>>76866537
>>76866517
what is the white stuff they put on their noses?

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>>76866801
zinc, it's an australian tradition

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>half empty

Just realised that I was the club cricket version of Adam Hales, very similar batting technique desu.

>>76866928
There's a whole stand which is empty.

really not very healthy lads

i used to bowl cerebral right arm slow and couldnt bat for shit

>>76867461
I was an elite leggie that could turn the ball square but batted 11 with a muscular average of 1.5 and fielded at mid on

I was unironically alright at bowling

I played in my school's 1st XI team against a couple of guys that have gone on to play for Australia and took at least one wicket a game. Did quite well at districts to

But then again when I really think about it I was probably only there because I was one of the only """spinners""" that could actually turn the ball, I really didn't have good consistency

>>76867527
And now you're a loser with no gf
sad!

>>76867607
Got a gf actualy

>>76867620
Ok sorry

>>76860900
Mmmm... love a bit of chocolate Vettori.

if Hales goes this is game over

350 still on the cards

Captaining my team tomorrow.

So enjoyable planning your bowling attack and field placements. Claim the success if you win and blame players underperforming if you lose.

>>76868033
Was the captain of my team all throughout juniors, from the age of 6 to 16. Was very forward-thinking desu, made the revolutionary decision to open the bowling with a spinner long before it became mainstream.

>>76867626
That's okay mate

>>76868180
Very nice.

I open our bowling with our most economical seamer and a spinner. Batsmen get frustrated with the seamer so go after the spinner and end up gifting their wicket. Works a charm.

>>76868225
Yeah that's the way to do it, in club cricket especially I'd say about 75% of opening batsmen are used to facing medium quick bowlers and nothing else, always good to chuck a spanner in the works if you have a decent spinner.

>>76868225
>>76868260
That was how I got half my wickets. Tossed up a juicy, well flighted ball on just leg and drew out a shot

>>76868260
>>76868289
Open the batting myself and I would take facing a pacey seamer over a shite, loopy spinner every single time. Not fun generating your own power when you've barely felt bat on ball.

Any other tips?

>>76868332
gain at least 50 kg and then spend all day in first slip just so everyone knows you're the captain

literally haven't played cricket in a decade ama

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>developing feelings for a girl I barely know and haven't spoken to in 5 years
>don't really have any mutual friends anymore so I don't have an avenue to reconnect

>>76868332
I was an opening bat too, sometimes struggled with the same thing. Typically against spinners I'd just stay in my crease but take a big step forward (seems to be an unwritten rule in club cricket that you can't be LBW if you've stepped forward a long way), and mostly try to sweep or just nudge for a single. If it's a short one you can rock on the back foot and pull/cut.

>Hales was dropped on nine

What a gaff

>>76868464
Genuinely good advice, thanks

Slurry on their way to losing their third final in a row lel

There's nothing more comfy than club cricket. I'm looking forward to season starting up again here.

>>76868633
I'm glad, team of pricks. This trophy was rightfully Worcestershire's, but I don't mind Notts winning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secessionism_in_Western_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secessionism_in_Tasmania
Are there any sandgropers or sister fuckers here that want to tell me about this?

>>76866928
wait is that the tennis player?

>>76868821
it's a meme, no one has seriously considered it for quite a while. People will moan about how much they dislike the big mean eastern staters, but that's it.

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>>76868898
how the fuck is reece fucking topley banging elina what

>>76869019
He's a big guy

>>76869019
>be relatively rich
>be fit
>be at least moderately interesting
congrats

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Imagine dropping a batsman on 9 and then standing in the field for 45 overs watching him score another 180 runs and single-handedly defeat your team in a cup final at Lord's.

>>76869373
fuck the Pope

>>76869019
shite bowler

love cricket

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>>76869479
i don't know anything about it tbqh

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>>76869496
you're really missing out

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need to resurrect the cuckner meme

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>>76869526
how is it possible for games to last days?

>>76869623
they play for a long time

>>76869643
why?

>>76869796
because it makes the game better

>>76869814
how is that?

>>76869822
a cricket match just suits being decided over many days. it's quite retarded i know but it just works, dont really know why, no one does, you might say it's one of the great mysteries of life

Broke my index finger catching a corky lads. Can't play for months. Fml

i love insects too

>>76868959
Of course it's a fucking meme

Who else is going to subsidise your failed state for the next century

>Western Ausfailia is subsidised by NSW/VIC for a century
>have literally <10 years where they are a net contributor
>cook the books by raising state royalty tax to negate the Commonwealth mining tax knowing full well what the implications on GST would be
And YOU have the audacity to complain about the GST distribution.

does anyone know how much the aussie cricketers are asking for? I'm looking to get into cricket

>>76874103
$10 an hour plus a slag per home run

never knew the football team genoa were called genoa C.F.C (cricket and football club) ??

>>76874770
I literally play Genoa in FM for that very reason

>>76874770
Also Milan was founded as a cricket club but hasn't retained the name like Genoa

dropped a sittter in under 10s and never really recovered lads

>>76875420
>U13s
>playing a top division team in a friendly
>they rack up 240 odd in 20 overs
>all out for 14

just happy they batted first

>>76849608
The baseball hit the dirt. Clearly a foul ball.

>>76860893
Explain it to a dumb american. I'm interested.

>>76874103
a fixed percentage of all revenue generated rather than discretionary raises

>>76875807
you're meant to hit the ball

How can you honestly like cricket? It's shit.

>>76860893
I vaguely remember him saying that he was expecting something full and outside the stumps and then when he got one pitched on middle he just froze lmao

>>76878483
t. brainlet

>>76879024
>LITERALLY has a dark turd phone case

>Breaking news
>Australian Cricketers' Association gives CA until later in week to revise pay offer before it takes further action

>>76879860
based

>>76878480
fuck i love aussies lmao

Brian Lara's a nice bloke lads, talked to him for a while.

>>76880588
ahah yeah what a classic call aye?

>>76881519
>poo peeland

well lads I'm back
just need a tripcode and the fun can begin

>>76881519
>pee pooland

No Australian players will sign contracts nor take part in the Australia A tour of South Africa unless an MoU is agreed between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association, but selected squad members have agreed to take part in a training camp in Brisbane from Monday ahead of the proposed trip.

The decision, reached by the ACA's executive and a large gathering of male and female players in Sydney on Sunday - the men's national team captain Steven Smith dialled in from holidays in the United States - allows the two parties a little more time to find some middle ground without players immediately withdrawing from pre-season plans. It also confirms that all players, whether on multi-year deals with their states or not, will refuse to play without an MOU.

State players, both in and out of contract, had already indicated their willingness to continue training after the July 1 lapsing of the previous MoU, which has left as many as 230 players unemployed. CA had declared on Friday that all money originally intended for those players would instead be diverted directly to grassroots programs - a figure estimated to be worth about A$1.2 million a fortnight. The board's lead MoU negotiator, Kevin Roberts, sent an internal memo to all staff emphasising how valuable this money would be to the game's lower levels.

>>76882044
>>76882077
kek

KEK

>>76882120
>300 posts early

Goodbye reddit

Hey

>>76884072
Hey mate how's it going

>>76881241
did you actually?

poo peeland on pooicide watch

Botswana U19 139 v Kenya U19 93/1 (19.3/50 ov, target 140)
Uganda U19 148 v Ghana U19 51/6 (18.3/50 ov, target 149)

trev bukenya on elite watch

reminder that old el paso is cultural appropriation

do they not have speed guns in womens cricket?

>>76885478
love Uganda love Kenya

>>76885685
probably don't want people to realise how low the standard is

I bet my uber driver is following the game closely

>>76885862
sad!

reminder that /cric/ is a sexism-free zone

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Men and women are EQUAL alright?!

>>76886186
love cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3s1XZzEnRU

it's shit knowing that, by virtue of living in a country without any ozone where the sun's always shining, you're going to age like shit and probably going to die from cancer

Zimbabwe 155 v Sri Lanka 158/3 (30.1/50 ov, target 156) Sri Lanka won by 7 wickets (with 119 balls remaining)
West Indies v India (begins in 0h 10m)

>>76886718
hated bats like the one on the left
not even kashmir willow, just some rank fucking bit of timber wrapped up in white shit to make it look less cheap

my first bat was like that

anyone in chelmsford wanna frot?

>>76887595
Love Sune

Think I love Dane Van Niekerk lads

>>76887940
Can you pass on a message to Sune for me?

>>76886186
>West Indies

>>76887987
Sure thing lad, will dm her on insta, what you want to say to her?

>>76868602
Usually when the slow, loopy spinners come out, the fielders go back to the fence. Work the ball into the gaps along the ground, work around 1s and 2s of the fuller stuff, and go a bit harder at the short stuff (but still pick the gaps).

>>76888231
i went a bit harder at short stuff last night m8 (short stuff is my nickname for your mum)

>>76888088
just tell her I said hi thanks mate

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where can i watch australia vs poo peeland?

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>richie benaud and tony grieg are dead
>bill o'reilly and ian chappel have a foot in the casket
>ian healy and michael slater still exist

>poo peeland

>>76889498
hoed out girl ellyse do?

>>76889521
hit a few runs did shit with the ball

>>76888658
Done lad, I also asked her to please post an encouraging message for you with regards to the pay dispute saga.

a full strength NSW