This is Yao Ming. He is 3.5 Jose Altuves tall.
He is very tall
This is Simone Biles. She is about 1.2 Jose Altuves tall.
She is very short
This is Lionel Messi. He is 2.15 Jose Altuves tall.
He is quite average for an Argentinian.
This is Lonzo Ball. He is 3 Jose Altuves tall.
This makes him a big ballerâ„¢.
>American "humour"
>>76842519
t. 0.5 Altuves
>>76842519
This is the owner of post number 76842519. He is a mere 0.45 Jose Altuves tall.
This makes him a very tiny man
I've gone 2+ years thinking correa was the manlet
why is the al so irrelevant
>people actually butthurt over this
le kek
t. one altuve tall man
>>76842452
I unironically believed this until I saw the others in the thread.
>>76842755
You seriously thought that Yao Ming is nearly 20 ft tall?
why am i laughing
>>76842519
>argie micromanlet BTFO
posting in epic bread