/heem/: niko price edition

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Who is your favorite woman MMA fighter?

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I love /heem/

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>another night on /heem/
>h8rs left in shambles
Anything new?

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>>76841662
For me its Heather

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76841705
Youre a DOOSH

>>76841648
Coral Springs. Explain to me in what way Schaub picking Werdum because of he thinks he has good bjj was a good analysis.

>inb4 h8ter

I don´t care about schaub. I just want to understand you.

>>76841713
You're talking to someone else, not me.

>>76841713
>Alan jouban is comparable to Cain
You're too casual to communicate with. Go watch every episode of the Big Brown Breakdown and then we can have a reasonable discussion.

>>76841733
BTFO. These people actually think there is only one Schuab fan LOL

>>76841723
Was CSH a good school? I had a friend in the area but he's probably before your time

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For sure Mcgregor is gonna outawkward him my guy. The angles are gonna be key in this fight my dude.

Springsbro, don't let these h8rs b8 you into posting offtopic. They are the scum of the earth. Wolves in sheeps clothing. Stay safe. Schaub bless.

>>76841751
I didn't go to CSH, but I hear it's a decent school.

>>76841764
I don't let them get the best of me brother. I put them in their place gangster style. Stay vigilant out there my friend. Bless.

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can awkwardness defeat this?

>>76841733
No you retard, he is not a wrestler. But since you claimed that any submission win is due to better bjj, I gave you this example.

I give you one last chance. Explain to me why Schaub picking Cain due to bjj is a good analysis.

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>>76841784
Yes

>>76841793
We'll find out in August.

>>76841793
Wel mcgregor has faster hand speed and more power than him so for sure my guy

>>76841652
>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered
>want want

>>76841801
>jouban is a wrestler
You forfeited any right to discussion.
>I'll give y-you one more chance
Sad, you think anybody cares about a h8rs approval.

>>76841652
>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered by Khabib

the only thing khabib can finish is a kebab

brad parker

lol why would conor fight khabib this year
LMAO
get real

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For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts

>>76841817
it's actually kind of impressive how early he sees this coming. he's already moving back far enough that it barely connects with anything behind it

>>76841817
Oh for sure Connor is fast like Paquiao my guy 100%

Which former UFC fighter objectively has the most successful podcast?

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>>76841851
So this is the power of autism.

>>76841904
Joe Rogan

>>76841904
Felix Biederman

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>>76841840
we're all humans anon

>>76841897
Thats basic instinct for humans. Also he made the punch stronger by going further back

>>76841927
>jouban is a wrestler
My sides still haven't recovered lol

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Yes

>>76841757
*flicks jab*

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The jab will land 100% my guy

>>76841967
who said that jouban is a wrestler?

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>>76842022
We'll find out soon.

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*mimicks Koksal Baba*

>>76842041
This retard
>>76841628
Still laugh out louding

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>>76842072
*hates on another mans success.*

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*picks CM Punk to win*

>>76842099
*cherrypicks from hundreds of fight predictions*

>>76842099
Can we edit that shirt to say Los Angles

>>76842080
It was me. Where have I said that Jouban is a wrestler?

>>76841987
"He's gonna walk down mayweather!" lelz

>>76842124
>comparing two different style matchups
>h-h-how are they different
>I n-never said they were the same
lol absolute shambles

>>76841987
>those "punches"

imagine being a boxing fan in 2017 thinking it's actually fighting lol

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>>76842122

>>76842174
Idiots in /heem/ unironically argue that taekwondo is fighting

saw rugby for the first time i apologize to soccer fans its' the gayest thing i've ever seen

literally cringed watching it, just a bunch of dorks who couldn't make it in a real sport (and i don't even like the NFL)

>>76842142
I didn´t compare the matchups you idiot. I compared the finishes.
Using this m-m-m-m-m-m-meme doesn´t give you a good look. Stay on topic.

Schaubs prediction was as that Werdum would win due to superiour bjj. However, bjj didn´t win Werdum the fight because cain was gassed and rocked and gifted Werdum his neck. Anyone with a semblance of a submission game would have submitted cain in this situation.

>>76842209
>explain h-how they're different
>in reply to a post about style matchup
>I n-n-never said that
lol shambles

>>76842219
I rest my case.

>Brendan Schaubs biggest, most devout fan is a complete moron.

Quite a surprise.

>>76842245
LOL

>>76842256
>jouban is a wrestler
Lol

Should I go hit the heavy bag guys?

>>76842276
go play the knockout game

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>>76842142
>>76842219
Sounds a lot like the old Tyron poster

Really making me think here

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>>76842284
>ESPN

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>>76842284
>Imagine being this angry at another man's success and career
Put it all behind and I promise you will see improvements in your life and attitude.

>>76842284
Why did showtime call him in a guest analyst then? Why did he get a gig commentating a major boxing title fight on CBS?

>>76842287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso

Karen "Alexa Grasso" Montes (born August 3, 1993) is a Mexican mixed martial artist who competes in the strawweight division.[2] She is currently signed with the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)

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>>76841904

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fresh heem

>>76842341
Correct. I'm surprised it took heem this long to get it.

Another day, another thread filled with the same shit

>>76842358
H8rs in a perpetual state of disarray.

>>76842358
grow up.

>>76841696
She looks like she has puffy nipples

>>76841957
you are in for a surprise when you get to high school physics

>>76842343
I cant wait til the day literally every /heem/ on earth is recorded. Think of all the savage heems that have happened and we'll never know about it cause no one had a phone out.

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>>76842358

>>76842397
LLOL

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>>76842391
russian dashcams were only the beginning my friend. Soon every heem will be out there for everyone to see

which ufc fighter has the best chin?

>>76842397
Damnit, Bobby...

You know, I was at worst ambivalent about schaub before I started coming to heem. Never thought much of him as a fighter, never listened to tfatk. Now everytime I see him I'm reminded of how schaub spam is the only constant of these threads, and I can't even wish physical harm on him because even in death people will still spam schaub

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>>76842443
Legends never die.

>>76842443
same here

does anyone have some stipe webms?

>>76842478
post where he gets dropped, knocked out, and woken up by the canvas

connor rubbish literally said this happened i need to see it in slow motion

>>76842443
I didn't even know he existed before coming here. Would've been content to keep it that way tbqh

>>76842453
He's not even a legend though. Spamming schaub is exactly like spamming James Thompson or some other journeyman. I'd spam my favorite journeyman of all time Chris lytle but then it would just be adding to the white noise. Also I don't have that much time in the day

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>>76842471
1/3

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>>76842397
Get on my level, bro.

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>>76842478
no stipe but I got the future GOAT

>>76842419
john lineker
frankie edgar
daniel cormier

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>>76842471
2/2

>>76842506
that was going to be 3/3, you triple nigger

>>76842496
I liked him coming off of tuf 10, didn't like him after he ko'd crocop and quit caring about him after he got btfo by nog.

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>>76842471
3/2

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oh for Springsperg totally outawkwarded his peers 100%

I want $1,000,000 a year and Ray Borg next.

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>>76842499
>>76842506
>>76842523
>>76842539
Awesome, thanks.

>>76842553
dodson tried to spice things up with the prefight trash talk and dj literally got autistically mad about it

You had Dana White lying on TV for you saying you're the best fighter in the world
>THEY'RE NOT PROMOTING ME!

>>76842557
hey they could do this fight now, Champ vs Champ to unify the LHW belt

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>>76842548
Why are you obsessed with me? Why me of all people? pick on someone else.

Anyone think any of the TUF 25 losers get a prelim shot?

>>76842599
Ramsey

>>76842599
Semifinal losers and a couple others

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post mistakes made by MMA fighters

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>>76842557
I got 20 coralsprings bucks on spain

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>>76842588
did that hit too close to home my guy?

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any good ones?

>>76842645
It creeped me out you weirdo

>>76842658
Tony raped Tiger

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>>76842678

>127 posts in
>No end to the Schaub posting in sight
I am indifferent when it comes to Schaub himself but this shit has been ruining heem for too long

>>76842698
>it's real
lol

>>76842678
quite a rude thing to do

I will fight anybody here as long as you can provide at least 6 years worth of records showing you have been subjected to random testing by USADA or VADA and have never been flagged for PEDs.

>>76842695
there are currently 52 posts containing references to schaub or images of him.
thats 40% of the entire thread. this shit is worse than its ever been

>>76842698
>Whereabouts Failures
>registered testing pool
>accurate whereabouts information

What kind of cuck shit is this? Based Nick.

>>76842698
WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ALL OF THE TIME SO WE CAN RANDOMLY TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND KEEP IT FOR A DECADE
yeah no go fuck yourself

>>76842698
>Whereabouts Failures

The fuck is this totalitarian shit?

how does Hoel get away with it?

>>76842728
>40% of the entire thread
..............Wow.

>>76842728
>>76842695
I don't see how discussing an mma legend/top analyst in heem is a bad thing. Talk about whatever you want and if people are interested they will reply. People obviously just care about the man. Sorry, not sorry.

lol Dana and Lorenzo 10 years ago would never let some shit like this happen.

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>sign a contract agreeing to do something
>dont fulfill contract requirements
>THOSE FUCKING NAZIS

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>>76842750
>>76842764
how are you just finding out that this is a thing

>>76842698
>>76842768
>UFC fighters have a USADA app on their phone and they must fill out where they are going to be every day for the next three months

That shit is a nuisance tho

>>76842698
my friend is responsible for the lives of hundreds of people every time he works, he can get randomly tested but not even he has to be tracked and monitored by his cell phone wew

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>>76842716
Im basically clean, does that count?

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>>76842774
>40% of the entire thread

https://youtu.be/JfREicftdU0

How would he match up against Schaub?

>>76842783
i knew about it before it kicked in, i'm restating how much i hate people and want yellowstone to erupt tonight

i'm LITERALLY SEETHING

>>76842822
and by LITERALLY SEETHING i mean unironically eating in bed and drinking tea and now going to take a hot bath, completely relaxed, but i'm outraged online and won't do anything about it ever

>>76842846
he's not officially retired, the UFC have been offering him fights all year

>>76842846
How is he still making money?

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>>76842353
>mfw

It Kekator was like this I'd watch more desu.

>>76842865
appearances, endorsements, seminars

>>76842887
Weed and cardio, Goood ol' THC and Cardio.

>>76842887
>balding
>whiny
>victim complex

Fuck Nick

>>76842887
damn i just want to see this mad lad fight again

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This is a real deal post. Real deal Evander Holyfield I'm being 100% real with you right now. Nothing to do with Schaub,weed,streetfighting,or memes. Nothing of that sort.So please no trolling.

It has come to my attention that an MMA reporter by the name of Eugene Robinson is a monster. Regardless if you're a liberal or conservative please read. Eugene Robinson is a writer,editor member of MMA Fighting and Bloody Elbow. He also has a band called Ox Bow. In his music he talks about how he will kill people with MMA moves and shoot Trump. He just hates everyone and is planning on doing something big real soon. Black,white,whatever he hates you unless you believe like him. I implore you to sign my Change.org position or contact Luke Thomas of MMA Fighting and tell him to get rid of Eugene. He's ruining the beautiful sport.

This is actual artwork from an album.

Yeah this place still sucks. Should have never come back.

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>>76842846
>>76842861
nick is 100% never fighting again my man

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>>76842887

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kharitonov on this weeks REEM

>>76843005
Get out nobody even knew you were gone. Don't come back.

>>76843010
>vegtibal

>>76843010
>Don't forget to brush your teeth!
Based nick

213 embedded 1/10
https://youtu.be/tMGrHkoN5mg
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>micheal shitping talking trash about a fighter infinitely superior to him again

how many more times does this retard need to be concussed before he loses the ability to form coherent sentences?

>>76843101
>being this jelly of the GOAT spouting knowledge

You are a disrespectful punk

>>76842384
The punch is at it's strongest when it reaches full reach

>>76843114
>Worst mw champ in history
Fixed that for you

>>76843005
It's really sad, heem is trash now. You would be better off on r/mma unfortunately

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>>76843138
That would be Rockhold

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>>76843114

more like literal who spouting nonsense

talk more shit pussy

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>>76843165
Rockhold was winning till he lost and is probably the only guy who would stand a chance vs Hoel Homero

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>>76843181
Le cheap shot man

>>76843134
Imagine being this retarded

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>>76843191
>he was winning until he lost

>>76843165
Rockhold
>Beat Kennedy
>Beat Bisping
>Beat Weidman
>Beat Jacare
>Beat machida
Bisping
>Beat old Anderson
>Got the shit beat out of him and won the hendo fight after getting brutally heem'd
>Beat a one legged rockhold
>Ducks all number one contenders
Sure buddeh

>>76843195

le saved by the worst ref in mma man

>>76843224
Sounds like he is the only MW doing well after USADA

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Luke Cockhold can beat Romero and definitely wouldn't duck him even if he couldn't the way pussy mike is.

>>76843256
Bisping would beat Romero, but unfortunately Romero is losing to Whittaker

>>76843195

What the fuck happened to Silva? Was the leg break really that traumatic? The Nick Diaz fight he looked like a shade of his former self.

>>76843134

Only if it connects to a relatively fixed target. By moving backward with the punch, you greatly mitigate the force of impact

This is called "rolling with the punches", even if you're eating a punch you go with it in the same direction which will greatly reduce potential impact

>>76843290
oh i disagree my man

>>76843313
It's called getting old.

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>>76843256
>>76843290
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV71aUTAjA-/?hl=en

All will be overcome

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>>76843327
I guess we'll have to wait and see

>>76843338

But to go from dominance to suckage in the span of a few fights?

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>>76843345
>>76843356

>>76843356
He took over a year off after the Weidman rematch and had his 40th birthday. Aging is a motherfucker.

If Schaub returns for one more fight who do you want to see him face?

>>76843321
Wouldn't it still hurt a lot because at the moment it connects you are "still"?

>>76843387
Ngannou

>>76843387
Lesnar

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>luke is gonna heem bisping
>H-bomb for the bong
>R-Romerittaker
What are you haters gonna say when the count heems gay Jesus back to Cuba?

>>76843390
That energy isn't transferred all at once.

>>76843387
Cain

>>76843429
So having your face move back UPON contact reduces damage?

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who is your favorite champion?

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>>76843445

>>76843445

Used to be DJ, but he's chickening out of the prize fight against Dillasnake.

Leaning on Max right now but Stipe is bretty close.

>>76843480
What was DJ's logic behind rejecting TJ? Is it the retarded reason of "I'm an MMA Purist"

>>76843496

>I want to choose my fights
>Dana is bullying me
>I do everything the UFC tells me to do

It more or less comes down to

>I don't want to fuck up my title defense record against someone who could potentially beat me

>>76843526
What a padded loser.

>>76842804
>when the heem hits

can you get high off a heem?

>>76843543
why don't you bang your head against the wall and find out

>>76843529

He has a chance to headline a PPV against a legit fighter who is willing to take a strong weight cut to fight and he chickens out to fight... Ray Borg? No lie, I kinda hope he loses.

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>>76843445
cody's fiance

>>76843445
Cody tbqh

>>76843442
Im not the same guy you replying to before replying to me, but moving away from the punch instead of keeping your head still helps you.

>>76843552
i mean applying a heem not receiving one

>>76843577
why don't you heem your mom and find out

>>76843560
Worse hair than Stephen A. Smith

>>76843086
Do they talk about Conor wanting to fight khabib in russia?

Okay guys somehow i fucking lost my webm of Hendo taking lombard's soul. Can someone post the full speed version?

>>76843632
guys plz

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>>76843632
>>76843680
nvm, found it

>>76843714
What a fucking monkey

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>>76843734
sure, whatever dude

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i love every here

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>>76843842
>you actually wasted time on that monstrosity

>>76843742
Not meant as an insult, but Hendo's movements resembled a monkey's. And his ears

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>>76843848
i included you, i could have left you out ya know

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>>76843863
Or you could just delete the image off your hard drive.

>Nick Diaz' career is officially over
F

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>>76843860
You know what....fair enough

>>76843873
What an unflattering angle

Can the Schaub guy and the Anti-Schaub-Guy please get the fuck out of /heem/?

Sick of coming to these threads and seeing you two princesses have a purse fight.

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>>76843873
why would he do that? He finds it entertaining. who re you to tell people what they can do in their spare time? After all you collect dozes of pictures of a stranger like some knid of stalker

>>76843882
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

>>76843888
This is literally all /heem/ is, I hardly even come here anymore because of it. If it's not the Schaub battles, it's the Conor vs anti-Conor battles, or the amerisperg OP vs canadian guy battles, or spain vs everyone battles. This general is a mess bros

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>>76843888
I mind my own business all day, it's the anti-Schaubers that ruin this place and make it a negative pessimistic environment.
>>76843901
He can do whatever he likes as long as he doesn't put others down. I'm not a stalker because I don't take my own images of Schaub I only save them from his social media.

USADA BTFO
>https://vine.co/v/ODjBnXQUqYZ

>Go to the jungle

Joanna no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Pz_bRBLOs

>>76843918
dude stfu you've literally been ruining this place for over 2 years no matter what your autism has convinced you you are objectively cancerous and should stop being an avatarfagging attention whore. Don't even reply to this just shut the fuck up and be anonymous.

>>76843923

How does Nick even make money anymore?

>Nick said "if i had been cageside, Nate wouldn't have lost to Conor"
>Nick ensuring, through avoidable irresponsibility, that he will never be cageside for one of his brother's fights ever again
based nick, right

>>76843942
I am not an attentionwhore and 90% of my posts don't even include a Schaub image, I'm here all day and only talk about Schaub when someone else brings him up. Don't tell me to stop posting. I do remain anonymous, I don't use a trip. I think you need to calm down and stop taking this place so seriously. Negative people bring everyone down to their level.

>>76843944
Nate lived off Nick's fight checks for years, I'm guessing Nick is living off Nate's now

That money's gotta go fast tho

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>>76843918
>I'm not a stalker because I don't take my own images of Schaub I only save them from his social media.

>>76843928
This is so fricking hot.

>>76843959
>I am not an attentionwhore and 90% of my posts don't even include a Schaub image
that's not true at all and yes you are an avatarfag, now stop spamming every thread with your shit you loser.

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*skullfucks Tiger*

>>76843979
How would you know that most of my posts don't include a Schaub image? I don't use a tripcode. Don't call me a loser just because you're angry.
>>76843983
You should be mad at people like this advocating for pedophilia

>>76843993
I am mad at Tony. What he's doing is messed up

>>76843993
>How would you know that most of my posts don't include a Schaub image?
cause i see that fatasses face spammed here 50 times a day retard, and believe it or not people are just winding your autism up because believe it or not you are a massive attention whoring avatarfag who's dramatics derail every thread.

>>76843928
joanna was just jealous because claudia is attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxx2QVIpCIs

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>>76844024
This desu

>>76843970

In Nick's days, the checks were small. It's the endorsement money that kept them going.

With Reebok, a lot of that sponsorship is gone. Nate made a shitload with the two fights against Conor but that only goes so far.

Schaub poster should fuck off to the Rogan threads on /tv/ if he wants to waifu

>>76843928
one of the premier fighting organizations in brazil is LITERALLY called "Jungle fights"

>>76844024
There are several mobileposters that post more Schaub images than I do. I'm not here for attention and it's not my dramatics that derail the threads, it's the jealousy of people like this>>76844034 that ruin threads and all the people that feed off those memes. You need to calm down because you're sounding like a bully. You're destroying this thread with your negative attitude.
>>76844040
No I'm on /heem/ and staying here. I continue to believe more people here like me than dislike me.

>>76844051
That is extremely problematic.

>>76844058
Fuck you

>>76844062
Chill

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>>76843974
*Sexy whisper*: shut up

>>76844058
What am I exactly jealous of?

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>>76844069
Success.

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Evinger wins and holly fights evinger

>>76844064
Buddy I've been on 4chan for 10 years, I know exactly what type of faggot you are. Playing the victim card like "I'm just minding my own business, it's other people that are the problem"

fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>76844071
I'm pretty happy with my life so I don't know what you're getting at.

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>>76844030
>Claudia's face when Joanna insults her looks

Holy shit

>>76844058
in case you haven't noticed the thread was already completely nuked by your autistic need to whiteknight some podcast host 24/7. Did you ever see the autistic kid get picked on in school? you think kids would wind him up if he didn't say entertaining/embarrassing shit everytime they poked fun at him?

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>>76844087

https://youtu.be/TYfh56KXKwA

>floyd training speed and explosiveness
>conor hitting cards and noodles

>>76844084
You sure wear that 10 years like a badge of honor when it means absolutely nothing. Now leave me alone.
>>76844094
He's not just a podcast host and you know that. I never saw anyone get picked on at my school, I went to a good school in a great city. Believe me dude I know you feel anger pumping through your body right now, but just take a deep breath and let it go.
>>76844086
That's great dude, nothing wrong with that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OuDZBgw8aA
>Dana literally has to physically separate them

This was a really underrated rivalry TbH. The drama and build-up was consistently good/sexy and both fights between them were great exciting examples of the classic striker vs grappler matchup

/shillmode

Just leave coral springs alone.

>>76844141
Thank you.

>>76844131
fuck you

>>76842512
Nice footwork

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>>76844135

>>76844131
again you completely missed the point so i guess you're hopeless, don't whiteknight 24/7 then tell people to leave you alone. This lack of awareness is either extreme autism or bait.

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>>76844149
>punch a brazilian roider in the head so many times that you break your hand
>Still cute

>>76842634
>getting heem'd by punch mitts

>>76844152
I'm not missing any point at all, straight up if people left Schaub alone I'd rarely talk about him unless it's something about who picked to win a fight. I "whiteknight" because that's my favorite fighter and he gets trashed on /heem/. I don't bait anyone, they bait me and only succeed because if not me then nobody will shut them up.

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>>76844167
>knighting for a literal goblin

>>76844170
except you don't shut them up do you thats why threads spiral into 100 off topic posts every single day. Also you use your schaub avatar on posts before anyone ever brings him up.

>>76844170
fuck off

>>76844084
Don't ever encourage others to commit suicide.

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>>76844167
she's no Rockhold

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>>76844186
>Implying that the undisputed champion needs any defending

maybe if your girl would go jogging once in a while instead of shooting up, you would be the one getting the last laugh

>>76844186
wtf her teeth look like dentures

>>76844188
I assure you if I were to stop posting it would only get worse with the blacked memes and pedo memes. Every time a thread shoots off into an argument about Schaub, it's started by the Canadian or some other delusional hater. I do not post with an avatar and I do not post about Schaub first ever.
>>76844198
This.

>>76844198
it's a little more than encouragement, more like begging you to kill yourself

>>76844221
fuck off

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>>76844218
>roids
we in the usada era now nigga. that aint valid any more

>>76844222
This just makes people want to keep living out of spite for you.

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I've been gone for quite a while heem. Is this still a meme?

could joanna beat up the average untrained heem user?

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>>76844251
You know what, I will retract that statement. According to the numbers, Clawja has taken a shitload of tests and passed them all.
She still didnt beat the queen though

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>this triggers the goblin knight

>>76844264
it can be

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>>76844281
this too

>>76844270
any bjj blue belt her size would tap untrained heem

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>>76844281
Tbh JJ looks alright at some angles

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>>76844273
i'll take that but we both know who is cuter and overall generally more attractive

>>76844300
she's hot but man that huge back tattoo... what was she thinking

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>>76844300
>stubby fingers

would not bang

>>76844198
Go back to tumblr

>>76844264
>ywn be a billionaire head of the sport you love with the best TRT money can by in your 40s


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

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>>76844281
>This triggers the permanent 2nd place

>>76844300
I wont deny that claudia's face is more traditionally attractive but i dislike her personality and her bulky hulk-like torso

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>he rates Fedor

>>76844335
>he rapes Aleks

>>76844335
I don't now but he's the goat

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>>76844333
you dont wanna lick her thick waist?

>>76844369
nice skeeter bites

is she still at that random as fuck gym in PA?

>>76844372
based kookie

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>>76844369
that is one of the most unattractive pictures of her i have seen

>>76844376
Nah she's moving to Jackson winklejohn

>>76844389
*goes in the pool with shirt still on*
JJ, c-can I touch your sinewy muscles?

>>76844392
she seems smart and self aware enough to know it's not worth calling for another joanna fight and will pick off some bums for decent loot in the meantime

im not sure she can ever catch up to joannas striking, and her TDs arent stifling enough to grind out a 5 rounder

would still like to see her do well though

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>>76844389
she just has a thick waist. some chicks arent hour glass figures. shes still qt tho. shes small so it would be nice to cuddle up with even tho shes blocky

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>>76844389

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>>76844406
Joanna is only getting better too. She is working with mike brown now, and that motherfucker was stuffing Uriah's takedowns at 145. ATT has some great wrestlers and wrestling coaches, so joanna's counter wrestling will only improve. I wish I had webms of he popping back to her feet literally seconds after being thrown in the air by andrade

>>76844406
If she can get her cardio in order I could see her beating jj, but that's a stretch. She's the clear number 2 in the division though so she's kind of in a Jon fitch role where she's going to have to show something new in her game to get another title shot

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>>76844433
oh fuck i can actually contribute

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>>76844433
dear god, you could grind meat on those