Laugh at Chicanos Thread

>>76839274
Fuck you piece of shit.

We are 100% puro Mexicano

>>76839303
Yes because a name like Tyler Gutierrez Johnson or Brian O'conor Lopez is pure Mexicano.

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>>76839274
>For days these CHIs were spamming these boards with pro-Mexico threads despite having American flags on their ID.
>tfw i was one of them
>tfw im an asian guy from the bay area

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>>76839303

You're killing me Paco.

Now please, go mow a lawn.

ITT: Brayan Gonzalez.

Being proud of the country your parents ran from must be the epitome of cuckery.

>>76839402
im proud of being of irish heritage

>>76839340
>>76839349
My real name is Juan Carlos Aguilar de Santa, maricones

EHH PU70

>>76839463
Ok John Charlie.

>>76839463

You're either a Mexican or the Mexicans of Asians, Filipino.

Literally nothing else more embarrassing than being a spic, let alone a chicano. When will these poor brown fucks leave already? They contribute nothing to society, besides freshly mowed lawns.

>>76839596
t. spic
How does it feel having brown skin and being poor as fuck because you're too retarded to get your life together?

>>76839630
i wouldnt know pussy ass white boii. My skin aint too brown but for some reason white girls love it.

>>76839303
Not even the mexicans want you.

>>76839551
>t. has no friends even though they share the same skin color

bet you're real popular with the ladies when you talk shit about other races... lmfao get counseling my dude

>>76839551
>spics have been living in murica for hundreds of years
>invade Mexican territory
>complain about those brown fucks living in your shithole
why are Americans so retarded

>contribute nothing to society
you're wrong and you know it

>>76839673
fuck them too! when ever they cross over here and they start getting picked on by whites and blacks they come to us for protection and help.

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>>76839710

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>>76839526
>tfw half filipino but tall and in between tan and white

>tfw both white and brown girls think im attractive

>tfw reading all these beta white kids on 4chan try to feel superior because of the pigment of their skin

KEK

I'd rather be a Mexican than a US American. A Mexican living in the US is worse than either though.

>>76839728
yeah im literally in tears

>>76839463
Mow lawn
Build wall
Go back

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>>76839731
>tfw half filipino but tall and in between tan and white
cool story bro

>>76839737
its good if you can avoid the high crime areas and the "THIS IS MURICA IF U DONT LIKE IT U CAN GIT OUT" parts

also being poor in the United States is terrible

>>76839737
>I'd rather be a Mexican than a US American.

No, you really wouldn't.

>>76839760
why do you have this saved on your computer lmao? But I'm probably a touch tanner than him I'd say

>>76839751
You wish, Le'Sha'quan. :3

>>76839776
I would. Your country isn't all that great.

The worst kind of chicanos are the ones that are loud about being "mexican" and mexican pride and viva mexico and shit despite the fact that they've never lived here and can't even speak spanish properly, if at all.

Oh and if they do come to Mexico, they won't shut up about America and speak english or spanglish most of the time. Go figure.

>>76839778
ive seen you filipinos fuck in california. Your short and brown. No wonder your women want to fuck us white men.

>>76839797
thats fine, I only fuck white girls, you can have all the filipino women you want thats fine by me lmao

>>76839787
vete ala verga puto! you fucks always been jelly of us for some reason. Maybe is because does tejanos treat you like shit, so you put us next to them. Or maybe is because were better looking or taller then you. I see how jelly you guys get when i go to mexico and fuck your women.

Its funny you cry babies come to us for help when gringos and negros pick on you lol

>>76839786
You wouldn't survive a week there before trying to hop the border to safety, Fritz.

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>>76839814
>I only fuck white girls

>>76839846
I am sure of that, my black friend.

>>76839859
Calm down Massoud.

>>76839754
Make me go back

I have a gun too. I always wanted to see a gringo bleed

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>>76839887
>I have a gun too
so do i

I wish I was Mexican but a really white one. Must feel amazing being the 1%.

Is there a reason why so many Native Americans look Mexican?

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>>76839937
>Is there a reason why so many Native Americans look Mexican?
white people everyone.....

>>76839937
Because Mexicans are quite literally Native Americans

>>76839837
>better looking and taller
kek I know this is bait but like 90% of the mexican migrants are poor, uneducated people mostly from southern mexico which are brown, small and fat

>>76839926
lmao how deluded can you be?

If I can choose between

A) Living the buena vida in Mexico with good weather and hot girls and being positively discriminated because of my skin color and looks and getting a high paying job because I'm European

or

B) Living in the shithole cold Canada with shit weather and mediocre girls and being discriminated in the housing market and having to compete with Chinese and Indians

what would I choose? Hmmmmmmmm

>>76839960
no shit pendejo! but the ones born here in the usa are not. You know is true....

>>76839979
Are you stupid? All chicanos parents are from poor side of Mexico. Trump was right when he said Mexico don't bring their best. The ones who come are selling fruit or tamales down the street.

>>76840026
>Are you stupid? All chicanos parents are from poor side of Mexico
not all of them dumbass!

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mandatory

>>76840143
>tfw those were fat paisa(mexican nationals) mexicans who crossed the border

>>76839728
Wow you sure told him

>>76839887
>>76839906
We're in America. Everyone has guns. My 10 year old sister has one, the cashiers at walmart have them, my dog has one.

>>76839937
Mexico is the reverse Argentina. They're 90% Indio and 10% (((white))).

>>76839596
Lets be real 90% of the manlets in America are Mexicans. They alone bring down the national height by like 3 inches.

>>76840192
>Lets be real 90% of the manlets in America are Mexicans
lol thats why you see threads all over 4chan of white boiis crying about their height. I saw plenty of you white MANLETS in high school.

>>76840272
>>76840192
It's almost as if most people are shorter than the ideal 6'5" and above as idolized by 4chan

>>76840272
>he visits manlets threads

>>76840513
>wanting to be a lanklet

If you're 6'5" or above you have to be built as fuck or you just look like a tree branch, 6'1"-6'3" is master race

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>>76840694
true; but if you manage to be 6'4"+ and still are well built, you get GOAT physique

>>76840191
Based burguerbro

>>76839962
I don't think either country would want your inferiority

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>>76840727
this

6'3 chicano here

say something pussy white boiis!?

Chicano here. I follow both the USMNT and Mexico. The reason most of us watch mexico games is because we grew up watching them with our fathers. I remember as far back as the 2002 WC

I see americans doing the same thing. I live on the west coast and there are a shit ton of boston, NY and other east coast fans simply because that's where their parents are from. even though they were born here

most of the shit-talking you see here are just LARPers and shitposters trying to get (You)s. the majority of chicanos love the US. i do, at least

>>76840821
>he thinks im white
check the flag man
race doesnt matter, people of all colours need to unite to eradicate the manlet problem

>>76840852
i wasnt implying you bro. I hate american white boiis who talk shit on us mexican americans and i also hate mexicans who talk shit on us mexican americans.

Sex on the beach

So is Chile who's gonna get BAILED OUT next?

>>76840921
Eyy how do Spaniards feel to have created the worst collection of countries in mankind?

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>>76840944

The weak countries should fear the strong ones.

NO PARAR HASTA CONQUISTAR

>>76840944

Mexico is good at refball, their keeper just sucks...

Chile isn't that bad even after you trying to sabotage their country in the 70s.

Uruguay isn't that bad either.

The Netherlands is pretty advanced in several aspects.

Colombia and Ecuador are getting there.

Southern Italy sucks but they invented pizza so not that bad.

Phillippines has bro Duterte.

All in all 5/10 could be better.

>>76840058
shut up spic

>>76841051

fuck off honkey

>>76840944
Britain and France are much worse for the sole reason of the shithole that is Africa.

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>>76840876
Sucks to be worthless and unwanted by everyone, doesn't it?

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>>76841823
im mexican american nigger. We are a different breed.

>>76839432
>proud of your heritage
>proud of the country your ancestors left
There's a difference

>>76842033
>its only ok to be proud of your heritage if your white

>>76841996
Mow my lawn wetback

>>76842060
>being proud of being a spic
You deserve to die

>>76841823
This coming from Belize man doesn't mean much

>Mexican intellectuals
Mexicans have the iq of niggers

>>76842063
I charge $350 per lawn. Can you afford it?

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>>76842074

>>76839906
>>76839887
use those those guns to fucking kill yourselves you cringey faggots

>>76842063
If you can't afford lawn services why even bother requesting the service?

>>76839274
>shitanos and mexicans itt

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>>76842178
Leave Australia, no one gives a shit about you.

>>76839463
You know what really fucks me up with you chicanos? The mere fact that he Mexico you believe doesn't even exist. You probably think you have aztec blood runing throught your veins even if your family comes from Michoacan, you still think we listen to chente and juan gabriel everyday while we play with baleros or canicas because that's what your parents or your grandparents did before deserting this country. You probably can't stand spicy food from here, you haven't eat a real tortilla and probably wouldn't survive here for more than a month if you were left alone in some town of Zacatecas or Hidalgo, heck, you would start to realize you don't even fit here and you are actually a fucking gringo prieto with a twisted perception of what mexico actually is

>>76844765
jokes on you paisita i lived in Guanajuato for 6 months

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chicano american outlaw here

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>>76839710
the mexican land we took in the war had almost no people.

we could have annexed all of mexico but we did not want a ton of low IQ brown catholics being citizens and voting

>>76839765
>>76839786
america has shit parts but not any narcos literally cutting peoples faces off on liveleak parts

>>76842074
Nah, Spain is pretty based. Chile and maybe Argentina could also be proud of themselves. But yeah, every other Latin American should be ashamed of themselves, if anything.

Masshole here. I wish we could just nuke everything that's not the northeast. ffs we would solve the spic and redneck problem so easily

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why am I even here
I don't watch soccer

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>thought they'd be in top 10 in the WORLD
>couldn't beat Ghana convincingly
>BTFO by Germany

>>76844896
Did you mean "I went on vacations in Guanajuato, then I couldn't stand the mexican life style and went back with my butt hurt", gringo?

>>76845627
Mexican delusion knows no boundaries mate

>>76845789
MAS CLARO NO PODIAS SER, ELLOS SE SEGUIRAN LLENANDO DE ODIO CONTRA NOSOTROS CUANDO EL FONDO SABEN MUY BIEN QUE NOS ADMIRAN Y LES DA BRONCA SER MEXICANOS, ELLOS MISMO LO DICEN SON UNOS MALINCHISTAS.

EL ARGENTINO NO SE ACHICA ANTE NINGUN EXTRANJERO Y VA CON LA CABEZA EN ALTO SIEMPRE, POR ESO EL RESTO DE LOS LATINOS TIENE COMO UNA ADMIRACION POR LOS ARGENTINOS, A LOS ESPAÑOLES LES ENCANTAN, A LOS CHILENOS, MEXICANOS, URUGUAYOS, PERUANOS, COLOMBIANOS, ETC,ETC.

NO SE CRITICA ALGO QUE ES INSIGNIFICANTE, EL MEXICANO ADMIRA AL ARGENTINO Y SU FRUSTRACION LA CONVIERTE EN ODIO.

CUANDO CAMBIEN ESA MENTALIDAD, MEXICO SALDRA DE LA MISERIA, EL SUBDESARROLLO, EL CRIMEN ORGANIZADO, LA POBREZA ENORME Y TANTA MIERDA QUE ESTAN ACABANDO CON ESE PAIS.

>>76845789
mexicanos aztecas feos ….kedense en su su sucio pais y no vengan aqui a joder a nuestra querida Argentina .. Nosotros somos la ultima Raza Blanca de America ….somos descendientes de Europeos …y ustedes mexicanos son aztecas FEOS … que asco …matense

>>76848866
>>76848882
Nobody gives a fuck, retard.

>>76850695
kek

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NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL musulmANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el musulmANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES musulmANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``ARABUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN musulmANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

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>>76839274
I'm claiming this thread on behalf of the south por la raza holmes

Bow to the sur putos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ9J0AQkGLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8P3pyx5OIA

why do mexicans hate chicanos so much? what is mexico truly like? 24/7 drug war is how I picture it tbqh

>>76845340
Spain =/= spic
Spain is in Europe
Spics are Latin Americans

>>76845377
East coast is the sewage of America though. Destroying new england wouldnt hurt us in the slightest - in fact we would get rid of the niggers and subhuman eastlets. All the top companies are in Texas and California anyway.

>>76839274
>Laugh at Chicanos Thread
hahaha

>>76839274
The future is chicano.

>>76858104
>laugh at the future thread
hahahahahaha

>>76845789
I was only allowed to be their for six months faggot. Otherwise I would be an illegal in Mexico.