/rug/

Go to sleep sheepfucker, also your sport is gay and you are gay.

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LIONS
15. Liam Williams – Scarlets, Wales
14. Anthony Watson – Bath Rugby, England
13. Jonathan Davies – Scarlets, Wales
12. Owen Farrell – Saracens, England
11. Elliot Daly – Wasps, England,
10. Johnny Sexton – Leinster, Ireland
9. Conor Murray – Munster, Ireland

1. Mako Vunipola – Saracens, England
2. Jamie George – Saracens, England
3. Tadhg Furlong – Leinster, Ireland
4. Maro Itoje – Saracens, England
5. Alun Wyn Jones – Ospreys, Wales
6. Sam Warburton (capt) – Cardiff Blues, Wales
7. Sean O’Brien – Leinster, Ireland
8. Taulupe Faletau – Bath Rugby, Wales

Replacements:
16. Ken Owens, 17. Jack McGrath, 18. Kyle Sinckler, 19. Courtney Lawes, 20. CJ Stander, 21. Rhys Webb, 22. Ben Te’o, 23. Jack Nowell

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ALL BLACKS
15. Israel Dagg
14. Waisake Naholo
13. Anton Lienert-Brown
12. Sonny Bill Williams
11. Rieko Ioane
10. Beauden Barrett
9. Aaron Smith

1. Joe Moody
2. Codie Taylor
3. Owen Franks
4. Brodie Retallick
5. Sam Whitelock
6. Jerome Kaino
7. Sam Cane
8. Kieran Read (capt)

Replacements: 16. Nathan Harris, 17. Wyatt Crockett, 18. Charlie Faumuina, 19. Scott Barrett, 20. Ardie Savea. 21. TJ Perenara, 22. Aaron Cruden, 23. Ngani Laumape

Good thread
Not a big fan of Brazil lately 2bh

Pure class of a thread 2bh

Based SR 2bh

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*enters thread*

>butthurting on most spoken language of SH

>>76837973
>>76838002
>>76838021
>>76838026
>>76838070
Now that's some powerful posts

I made some of my own biltong today.

Should be ready on Saturday.

>>76838120
Shut the fuck up.

>>76837098
>>76838120
>seething
Go watch soccer.

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>>76838120
>getting upset he can't make the OP

>>76838247
This post isn't mine
>>76837098

Reminder Huebro is the Brazilian that's a rugby ref (I think he said something about refing a local game he had to travel to) and genuinely cares about rugby and is our friend. The other hue is cancer and should be treated as such.

>>76838341
OH FRIEND RUGBY FRIEND

>>76838156
>biltong
Is that similar to britbong?
If so, no thanks.

Scotland

>>76838341
>our friend
Speak for yourself 2bh.

Reiko's pretty cute tbqhwybniahw (to be quite honest with you but not in a homosexual way)

Why do Saffers insist on starting up butcheries when they immigrate here, same with Poms and their fucking lolly shops

An interesting situation has come up ahead of this weekend’s World Cup Qualifier match between Canada and the USA in San Diego. With the first leg of the two-match series ending in a 28-all dead heat and the winner to be determined on aggregate, what happens if the two teams finish level on points once again? In the case of the Rugby World Cup, the next tie-breaker after points differential would be tries scored.

The Qualifying process, however, is different. Should the two teams be level at the end of extra time on Saturday the following will be used to determine a winner:

1) Extra-time – A five-minute interval will occur following full-time after which an extra-time of 10 minutes each way will be played. This is not sudden death, the two periods are to be played in their completion with another five-minute break to separate them. A coin toss determines who kicks off and the direction of play.

2) Sudden death extra-time – If there is still no winner determined, it’s another period of extra-time. This period will be sudden death and can proceed for up to 10 minutes. There will be no coin toss for this period. The team who kicked off in extra-time will kick off again.

3) Kicking competition – The traditional kicking competition with five players from each side taking a shot at the posts from the middle of the 22m line. If the teams are still even following the first five, the kicking continues with new players one-for-one until a winner is resolved. A coin toss is taken before the kicks to determine to wins the right to choose the kicking order.

http://www.americasrugbynews.com/2017/06/29/canada-vs-usa-draw/

>>76839321
Because they are delicate and need their boerewors just right or they'll get very mad.

>>76839321
You faggots don't eat enough meat.

>>76839321
Because saffas only eat meat and bongs only eat lollies.

Looks like it's gonna be raining during the rugger, lads

>>76839998
LOOKS LIKE 3X3 IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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>>76840273
*blows your kick away*

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>they think they can kick at the cake tin on a mild Wellington evening

*enters thread*
*does a backflip*
*dabs*
sup /rug/

>>76841119
how can one man be so talented?

>>76841033
>the meme tin

>I unironically remember a time when /rug/ wasn't just race baiting and everyone trying their hardest to shit up the thread

Where did it all go wrong lads?

>>76839341
>Kicking competition.
What a meme. Doesn't matter though since the yanks will win the second match anyway.

>>76841196
always heats up around tests lad

>>76841196
Australians stopped posting. Just kidding, you're largely terrible posters.

>>76841196
its offseason for nz cric so they all come here

>>76841196
You mean the weekend?

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2bh

>>76841119
Oh hi dab king Vince Aso.

>>76842420
Haha you posted it again.

>>76842475
Literally never seen this in /rug/ before. You just outed yourself big time.

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>>76842475
i have indeed

>>76842509
>city of (You)
>>76842538

>>76842509
Meanwhile, gentlepeen, the ultimate casual, accuses others of newfaggotry

>>76842862
>all Australians are mentalben

Sweet post shitspouter. GJGE.

>>76842940
When I see garbage posts, I assume it's you, yes.

>>76842940

Gentlepleb is literally the only Aussie here unless you count /cric/ shitposters.

Gentlepleb may just be the only Australian rugby fan left on Earth.

Just copped this sweet t shirt lads

https://teechip.com/fk-the-lions#id=0&c=F20202&sid=fruit-of-the-loom-cotton-t&s=front

*dabs*

*does a haka*

me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

Just did a big old stonking shit in the home of rugby lads

>>76845171
me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76845194
I did not enjoy that at all, not a fan of this meme

>>76845273
Fucking nigger

>>76845301
Pretty uncool tßh.

*boomfas this thread*
where the fuck did ye all go

>>76845780
End of financial year lad. We're all lawyers and accountants round here on the lash.

>>76845273
Hi friend.

Rugby tonight, I rate a casual Sharks win.

Unironically listening to redbone and sinking a nice Islay single malt in celebration of the end of the financial year lads.

All this talk about refs and the weather is the gayest shit.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/provincial/94162779/former-ab-piri-weepu-could-be-wairarapa-bush-next-marquee-signing

>>76845946
The Shark's are going to win Super Rugby la, they gonna do it for Lambie

(F)

>>76846065
The Joburg Loins are literally the only noteworthy Saffa team in Superr Ugby

>>76846104
The same team that literally needed refball in order to beat the Shark's in Joburg.

OK

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>>76845797
>were all lawyers and accountants
/rug/ is clearly 2smart4me
Tax time scares me too cause i might actually get a bill

>>76846196
>Is Australian
>Believes he actually pays his taxes

Lol, you do realise you come from criminals right?

>>76846341
Most people in the civilised world have jobs and pay taxes lad
We can't all rob cars and tourists for a living all day

>>76846341
>LE GRIMINALS XD

>>76846350
Its nice that you believe that everyone from here is underhanded and conniving, it will make me feel a whole lot better when I am managing a team of your lot, come the new year.

>>76846422
just s bitta banter saffa, no need to get serious and boring

haha

>>76846519
*boomfas you*

>>76846535
me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>/rug/ makes justin marshall a meme
>now "normies" are all over justin marshall memes
do >we run the NZ meme economy

Watching the nrl game lads. Why don't we have more female touchies in rugby? I would be interested to hear your embarrassing shitty opinion on how rugby should enter the 21st century.

>>76846616
The refs are one of the main reasons I watch the women's sevens events when they're on. The voices make me cum instantly.

>>76837087
Anyone want a quick spoon?

>>76846652
Yeah mate
*pisses on you*

>>76846729
Aww lad you shouldn't have ;)

*poos on your forehead*

>>76846652
How can a spoon be quick if it's an inanimate object my bongistanian friend?

>>76846652
How about a quick fork?

Went to dragonfly for dinner lads. Saw Jaco Peyper, Roman Poite and Angus Gardner there. Probably some other officials at their table too. Went to the little waffle shop and the guy said some all blacks went to chow. Saw on insta that Soap and Kaino went to Charley Noble.

That's your Friday food update.

>>76846758
me oh my

>>76846799
chur bro

>>76846652
No boy.

>>76846799
Is it similar to madam woo?

>>76846761
Oh sweet child of mine

*spoons you*

>kings and cheetahs to join pro 12 next season
yeah just slam any old cunts into our league

>>76846914
Yeah similar style. Good bar and cocktails.

>>76846922
Cheetohs are going to run riot over your gay league.

>>76846922
They'll probably be 1st and 2nd too

>>76846922
But why though lol

>>76846927
next time I'm in Wellington I'll have a look
Wellington and Auckland have a much better choice of restaurants compared to crumblechurch, even before the quake

>>76846922
what the fuck?
So now teams have to hike down to South Africa and vice versa for games
Just fuck our league up famalam

>>76846922
Wish they'd take the Bulls and the Sharks instead. At least Kangz/Cheetos play an entertaining game.

>>76846959
WBC, Egmont St Eatery and Charley Noble are probably my favourite. Welly on a plate in August should be good.

>>76846988
>Crispy skin pork belly, kimchi, aromatic salad, yuzu dressing
farrrrk

>>76846922
That's what you get for not being a real league 2bh

>>76846967
Well fuck you too

>>76847104
I thought you were going to watch the NRL game you black cunt

>>76847117
Das racis

>>76847159
t. Mehmet

Just got back from the pub lads, have I missed any insightful commentary from non New Zealanders? No? I didn't think so.

Just Kobe'd my wank tissue into the bin lads

GOOD feel

>>76847293
*spoons you deeply*

>>76847293
*dabs*
*does a sloppy poo poo*
*hakas*
Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

That about more your speed?

>>76847325
>wank tissues in the bin
yuck

>>76847383
Ffs lad you forgot

BOOMFA

>>76847405
*smashes your head with my patu*

PUKANA BLEH

>>76847599
>what did he mean by this

>>76847360
>>76847383
>>76847405
>>76847599
>>76847617


Embarrassing tttt (to tell the truth)

>>76847645
Haha yeah uce *dabs*

>>76847617
*twirls taiaha*

HAND OVER OUR LAND WHITE CUNT

got some munchies for the game tomorrow lads
fuck poopeeland time zones

>>76847746
*pokes you with stick*

Shoo shoo lad

>>76837087
Hello cunts

Anyone played vampire the Masquerade? Saw it on steam sale and looks pretty Goode tbqh

>>76847845
/v/ told me it was good so it's probably shit

Gonna finish off my night with a movie lads what should I watch?

>>76847947
BvS

Better see you all the local tomorrow

>>76847965
Got to see Man of Steel on an Auckland to Beijing flight once. Was pretty bad.

Why would I be at the local on a Sunday?

>>76848092
What kind of dumb fucking question is that
Ye should be at your local game day or not

>>76848142
Nah m8 get fucker loser lmao

>>76848327
t. billy no mates

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>raining
>french ref
>2nd test best test meme
Just give us the win.

>>76848419
>2nd test best test
what sort of meme is that
we lost the second test in 2013 and 2009

>>76848467
>WE
Just what on earth did you mean by this? Still the best games in the series.

>tfw based all-blacks will smash the MIGHTY LIONS with their big strong Maori cocks

This team is the best that a combination of MORE THAN ONE COUNTRY can provide. Can't wait for another sweep.

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>>76848503
forgot the flag
i'm actually not an aussie

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>>76848509
>lebanon talking shit about anyone in the great sport of rugger
kek

>>76848509
>Gatlandball team
>best anything
I seriously hope you don't believe this.

>>76848509
Elite rugby knowledge

>>76848538
*adjusts fedora*
heh... seems you've underestimated my country as a whole. *smirk*
*points straight at you*

WE'VE EVOLVED PAST THIS STUPID SPORT, STRAIGHT INTO BASED RUGBY LEAGUE AND MADE THE WORLD CUP ADEBAYOOOO

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>complaining on french referees

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>>76848558
>league
>superior
just what in the name of god did he mean by this

>>76848563
The commentators even mentioned that French rugby is so slow that the referees just stand around and wait until something happens, which is very rarely does.

>>76848577
>Union
>50k+ fans filling up the stadium with chants
>Huge lack of ISIS banners

>League
>90% of the stadium is empty
>be able to watch comfy kino during the game
>Could wave your ISIS flag comfortably

What did YOU mean by this?

>>76848588
Cerebral rugby. No time wasting with unecessary efforts.

>>76848600
wtf i love league now
mashallah

>>76848622
>tfw to intelligent too play exciting rugby

>>76848467
The second test in 2009 was one of the best ever games of rugby. The second row battle was definitely the best ever with POC and Shawsy vs Matfield and Bakkies

>>76848647
Yet we lost, same as 2013 and 2001 second tests
Unless the Loins break the trend tonight the tour is over

>>76848775
Sorry 2013, 2005, and 2001

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>>76848784
2005 2nd test was probably a good game if you're an AB fan

got a new high score on my dab tests today lads
:))))

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so fucking true, smdh

Really want a WRX as my next car lads
I can afford the insurance and could find a non-modded one, would it make me a filthy chav though?

>>76849622
Literally the 'I'm close to 30, still live with my parents and hang around with teenagers' car

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Prepare your anus Mr Caneus

Warbs is going in raw

>>76849741
I know, but I want a fun, reasonably fast, non-wrong wheel drive car that I can chuck around
I'd probably de-badge it and see if I could get rid of the stupid bonnet vent and wing

Strange game this m8s

>>76850371
Somewhat chaotic

Not going to be the Sharks year as long as they play like this.

>setting up protection for your box kick
>step outside your blockers to kick
how fucking stupid can you be?

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>>76849821
How many /wipes/ will we see him do?

>>76851180
He'll need to do a lot to get kiwi blood off his face

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/rug/ will Gatland commit sudoku when his Welsh and friends contingent get routed in the third quarter?

>>76851334
He's going to steal that spear that the winning team gets at the end and do it live on the field.

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>>76851359

Will he make an attempt on Hansen's life I wonder.

>>76851334
>when da white boi don't prep you

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everyone on bru got memed by sharks but if we all lose, we all win

>>76848509
>>76848558
>Lebanon
Unlucky mate

>>76851385
Implying Agent Gatland won't be giggling in the toilets

Just put a grand on the Lions.

>>76852025
Based lad, share some of your winnings with me tomorrow. These bookies are dumb as fuck.

>ABs win the first game by out muscling up front and playing around the ruck with short, accurate passes and good finishing skills
>hurrr it's gonna rains Loin win

>>76852104
RATTLED
Nah but seriously, I don't think Gatland is even aiming for 3x3 shithouse game, he's left the two best kickers out of the squad.

>>76852142
The media are just so desperate to make people think that it will be a competitive series that they've somehow managed to convince people that the best team in the world somehow forgets how to pass and catch a rugby ball under a light drizzle.

*dabs*

>>76837087
*pre victory dab*

>>76851506
You'd think one brave lad would pick the Balls.

>>76853455
You should head off to bed. Big day tomorrow!

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has he had his avo toast this morning?

If anything, slippery conditions will aid the ABs as the fumbling, bumbling Loins spill the pill every 5 minutes.

>>76853579
He's the only person on NZ who can afford an avocado tßh.

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>>76853579

>>76853590
The Brits are the only people that know what really cold and wet is like. Us Kiwis live in a tropical paradise that totally doesn't get massive sub cyclone storms and freezing antarctic wind ever. We can't possibly comprehend how un prepared we are for the Brits superior skills in their favourite slightly drizzly and balmy conditions they are use to.

>>76853566
You're the boss uce
*dabs into bed*

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First the RWC, then the America's Cup, and now NZ's done it again lads. A farm in Brodie's hometown of Rangiora has just shattered the world record for largest avocado.

>>76853659
Yes, Wellington has a lovely climate. I went there at New Years and it was a delightful 15° in the daytime with horizontal sleet and gale force winds. Literally Hawaii.

>>76853667
Don;t forget to set your alarm lad.

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>>76853710
Thanks lad, can always rely on you

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Just starting an anti-damage control folder lads. Please contribute if you can.

First, the classic,
>we don't care about this sport anyway

BBC top sports story today.

>>76853772
*tucks you in*
*waits for your little snores*
*does a haka*

>>76853787
It's a pipe dream but imagine the bantz if Avo man and co. lose this

>>76853801
Can you whisper avocado in my ear few times? Thanks lad

>>76853787

>"we had no idea Warburton was so big and strong"
>"Warburton cheated"
>"Warburton colluded with the ref to win those 17 turnovers"

Pathetic

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>>76853787
>NZ are thugs

5 dangerous tackles on the Lions this tour and counting lads, including this little beaut: the near-vertical spear tackle on J. Barrett. Ref at first considered just a penalty, which will be the next point.

Can't even begin to count the scuffles started by frustrated Lions after getting BTFO at scrums and breakdowns.

>>76853937
>muh refball

TMO in this incident, trying to reason with Poite that it was a dangerous tackle:
"Are you happy with that landing? Are you sure, let me show it to you again."

Just took a massive Warburton lads. Bumhole's pretty stretched out.

>>76853833
*whispers avo and marmite on vogels*

>>76853693
paradise
no wonder so many poms move here to get away from the British climate

Feel scared for the missus when we move to in together lads, if the Shark's keep on pulling performances like that outta the bag, I may have to beat her to death.

bit scared my handicap bet might not pull through, can the ABs put 14 on the Lions in this horrendous weather? Keep in mind the Lions are used to playing in gale force storms, hail and sleet simultaneously.

>>76854084
*snores peacefully in British and Irish*

So, who am I supossed to root for here in this weird sport ?

>>76854065

Like Sam Canus's anus will be at 10 am tomorrow morning

>>76854275
Do you prefer thugs or good guys?

>>76854305

thugs, actually, thank you for inquiring

>be British
>complain about the haka

Will the ref warm up with the All Thugs again this week?

Will the ref turn a blind eye to obvious cheating again this week?

Can't believe poo peelanders can say they are the best with a straight face when they see what goes on out on the paddock

>>76854434
How fuckinng pissed off would you be if you had to put up with people Morris Dancing everywhere you went for a whole month?

>>76854452
*lays down in front of maul*

>>76854434

why wouldn't they? Your jungle dancing sullies the noble sport they gave you.

>>76854464
>>76854487

FURIOUS

the problem is,you have posh toffs playing rugby who get upset at everything

This isn't cricket

>>76854479

*goes in off my feet at every ruck with intent

BRAVO ALL BLACKS

>As well as stale remnants of Steinlager cans, the whole place had a dank smell wafting around. I was too young to know exactly what it was. Unlike in 1981, the police presence was basically non-existent, meaning that dope was being smoked freely all around us.

>Not that it chilled anyone out very much, or at least placate the rampant homophobia. Every time Hastings would line up a shot at goal, a guy behind me would yell "Faaaaaaaa-ggotttttttt!" as loud as he could. Another man about my dad's age shrieked that Lions halfback Dewi Morris was "a gay Welsh git". He was scolded by his wife, who reminded him that Morris was in fact an Englishman.

Complain complain

You lose because you're shit lol

>>76854525

Do you honestly not see the shit yous get up to and then walk away full of pride of your teams achievements?

You are a strange and horrible people. Arabs of the south seas.

Why doesn't the north hemisphere like flowing rugby?

Can't wait for the French ref in the morning lads :)

Kiwi shitheads gonna have their shit actually called on for once

Goodnight.

>>76854629

Get a grip, mate

You've honestly built these excuses so big in your own head that you've started to believe that there is a huge conspiracy against you

Sometimes you're just not good enough

Lol

See you cunts in 10 hours to hear your next wave of excuses

>>76854787
>typically classified as mob football, would be played between neighbouring towns and villages, involving an unlimited number of players on opposing teams, who would clash in a heaving mass of people struggling to drag an inflated pig's bladder by any means possible to markers at each end of a town.

It goes WAY back. Some places still play it and it's basically a massive maul, browls and all.

>>76854874
Complainings on french refereeing, for example

>>76855149

Which will be absolutely legitimate.

I suppose you wouldn't see this if you whole identity is built around a silly game of ball, which would explain them trying to act superior to other posters on a Djiboutian throat singing forum

>>76854464

I like Morris dancing 2bh, you could do have them do a sword dance too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fniZzaViEZc

7 hours until our boys crack some kiwi skulls open.

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>it's "a pumas/jaguares start playing decent rugby and winning the game but then they let it slip in the last 15 minutes" episode
I've seen this episode too many times

Tonga x Samoa in 105 minutes. WCQ match.

>>76855752
>>76854464
Wait, that stuff looks pretty decent.
So why don't the English do it pre-match?

>>76855978

I think it's got a bad reputation because most troupes are OAPs who took it up because their lives are devoid of anything else, like ballroom dancing in the US

>>76855752
That girl has some husky thighs. I really like that they're all wearing blackface though. Reminds me of my old days keeping the kaffirs in line back in Rhodesia.

>>76855978
Because if every country was as much of a meme as New Zealand and we had to have a cultural presentation from each team before the game rugby would unironically disappear up its own arse.

>>76856134
it goes WAY back. 1400's first documented.

But would this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dEZ4w7VRq4 not begin to annoy you every time you go off a bus, every time you entered a building, every time you left your room, every time you left the hotel, every time you got on the bus, every time you got off the bus, every time you walked on the training field, every time you got off the training field, every time you got back on the bus, every etc.

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>>76856318
>husky thighs

Just heard my grandmother get up and go to the loo lads.

There is something about hearing your own grandmothers piss splashing the bowl, followed by a massive fart that really makes a man want to die.

Send Help.

>>76855910
Wow, excellent prediction.

>>76856486
It happens all the time

I don't know why I keep watching them

The lions might do better this time but they will lose again.

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>>76856467
post her pusy

>>76856467
>living with your grandma

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Sat 18 Nov .Georgia tour
Wales v Georgia, Millennium Stadium
14:30 local, 14:30 GMT

make it happen god

>>76856362
Mate even if you guys decide to employ Monty Python's Ministry of Funny Walk routine to represent your culture I'd still enjoy it for the spectacle

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>>76855910
>30-31
>vs the Kings

>>76856619

I don't want to spend 50% of my income on rent m8.

Although after tonight that prospect seems more appealing.

>>76856730
no bully pls

>>76856661
Nah, you listen to someone like cj Perenara talking about how they do it for themselves and spiritual shiiite and think, "oh, it's just the culture" and then you watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T79wUUhiKXk and realize they're just being annoying uppity dickheads.

>>76856647
First time we've ever played Georgia which is pretty crazy.

>>76856647

Will buy a ticket.

Lets make a rugby nation out of Georgia.

*does a pre-shitpost haka*

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>>76846959
Crushedchurch has way too many Jap restaurants and sushi shops along with way too many Gook shops.

NB: Most Sushi shops are owned and run by Koreans believe it or not!

>>76857060
Christchurch is is literally RUN by indians

*farts*
*dabs*
*does a haka*

>>76857179

You forgot to smash some avo on toast lad.

>>76856362

SWING LOW

>>76837130
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF SCOTLAND

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>>76857060
>>76857084

>>76857310
Even gooks know how to kix their roads.

>>76857310
That's not Christchurch. That's Japan.

>>76857310
>>76857323

No one gives a shit about chch. It was a mistake and has been forgotten by almost the entirety of the rest of the country.

>>76856467
Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76857547

Haha Boomfa.

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>christchurch engineering
KEK

>>76857507
t. third world country response

/rug/ is deader than the lions tour lads. Time to pull the cord on them both.

>>76854464
It'd more entertaining than your style of rugby.

>>76854629
Positively seething.

*does a morris dance*

*does haka*
*lays in front of mauls*
*dives off feet -- SH interpretation 101*
*blames french ref*

/rug/ is actually better in the offseason holy shit

>>76859199
/rug/ protip:
Usually we wait until we lose before the seething damage control.

They're preemptively absolutely furious

Brodi is a freak, once his gone you a re fookd

Just dropped some elite truthies in /r/edditunion lads.

>>76859434
you have to go back.

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Rugby lads

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>>76859417

>>76859501
the only chance we ha, in all seriousness who Lawes just lining him up.

>protactical expert.

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>>76859539
It's ok, the wipey face man will show up and dominant the breakdown inbetween wiping his face.

>>76859252

Excellent post

>>76859199

Terrible post

>>76859684
NZ FIFA
*fuck the actual laws of the game*

it a entertainment game 101 YASS

>>76859684
based post rater

/rug/ on thriving community watch

What's for tea lads?

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>>76860501
Mr. Changs Buffet.

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Was supposed to wake up at 8:00, but ended up waking up at 5:30 and can't get back to sleep. JUST

>>76860572
go for a run lad

early morning runs are pretty GOAT

>>76860572
JUST have a coffee, read the news, then the rugby's on.

>>76860588
>tfw unfit fuck
>tfw, don't want to wake up the dogs by going downstairs

>>76860595
Can't read the news for 2 hours

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Really windy in Auckland atm lads

Good morning /rug/ :)

Having some avo toast

>>76860669
Quite clearly you never want to own a house then, or at least, according to Aussie "logic" you don't want to.
It's 7:30 in any event, should have already hit the gym by now.

>>76860662
sorry mate just had a bit of wind to pass haha

The Lions fans who are actually in the country are good cunts but holy fuck the Lions fans online are fucking salty toxic trash. Accusing us of cheating, trying to injure players intentionally. So many excuses for poor performances so they'll just blame the Kiwis for their failings. Lose with a bit of grace you butthurt cunts,

>>76860839
A pretty poignant truthie right there

>>76860765
A bag of 6/7 is 40 bucks or so from Woolworths. I also have an avo tree in my garden but the fucking monkeys east most of them.

I like to use some plain low gi brown bread with a soft egg or some scrambled egg on it followed by 3 strips of bacon and then I slice up my avo so it's still connected at the top and then you fan it out so it covers everything. Then a quick dust of freshly ground black pepper.
I have one every morning.

Negative on the gym. I'm recovering from a bad case of man flu.

>>76859501
Good lord if I were a scrumhalf facing that I'd be pissing my pants

>>76860839
Mate, first time you've used the internet?

put a cheeky fife-er on brodie for first try lads

>>76860926
Are you even able to post more than once a day with your internet speeds over there? I look forward to your response in three days.

Just got finished getting pegged by the missus. I needed to know how the lions fans will feel after this game

>>76860952
They won't be enjoying the pleasurable side of prostate stimulation that's for sure.

>>76860948
You have no idea what terrible Internet speeds are lad

>>76861012
>not living in an area with fibre

check if you have vumatel

HYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76861019
I have fibre, but I still find it to be lacking, exchanges here get too crowded, and the incompetence of Telkom never ceases to amaze me.

Whenever I have been to Aus, I've always enjoyed some quality and consistent speeds

NZ by at least 20

*dabs louder than usual*

>>76861012
I can get gigabit where I am but I'm happy enough with 350/100 to even bother spending €100 to get it lel

>>76861063
Telkom's fiber still goes through the back end of their ADSL infrastructure (IPC which is congested as ISPs have to pay for more capacity). They are fucking useless and the quality of service is terrible.
Vumatel is what you need.

I think my biltong will be ready today lads, lions by 5.

>new zealanders are moaning about harsh aussie immigration
boohoo faggots

>tfw don't even want to win with Warbs as captain

FUCK Gatland desu

>>76861115

Visiting SA and had Biltong for the first time yesterday

Shits good man

The wee Irish are up early

Must already be fuming

>>76861132
>the "United" Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

*farts in irish*

*cums on the keyboard*

Wlllyyfffghd

I think that's welsh, innit?

It's raining faggots.

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>/rug/'s second favourite girl has been starving herself to try and change her gross fatty body
Smh

>>76861297
>Second favourite
Edwinafag delusion strikes again

>>76861265
Raining faggots? That must be a sight to see. xDDDDD

>>76861314
Yeah. I'm catching the faggot drops on my tongue and sucking them dry.

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>>76861297
I want to pork the shit out of Barrett's mrs.

>>76861368
Average shore girl

>>76861368
I want to pork the shit out of Beaudy. Very homo.

>Ian McGeechan is too sick to be on Sky

hmmm

>>76861195
>the United Kingdom of Great Britain and "Northern" Ireland

FTFY

Rugger.

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>"summer"

Ah yes

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>>76861404
>winter
ah yes