Germany v Mexico Thread #5

I'm ready for Autismo Picante after the match.

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first

>>76836852
CHI

First for /pol/

sieg heil

CHICHARO EXPOSED

>that rudiger dive
kek, fucking nigger

This fucking Nigger bringing shame to germany

>shit cha shitshow

>>76836852
where is the 7-0?

>>76836881
STOP POSTING THAT CANCEROUS WHORE
>>76836878
Honestly only watch them when Mexico loses lmao
solid half hour of entertainment

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>>76836895

>>76836909
4-0 soon

kek they are actually playing a 38-year old midfielder against this germany team

Mexico more like Mexino goals lol

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>tfw you'll never get the chance to sniff helene fischers asshole

>>76836899
I'm not even trying to be funny

is chicharito actually playing? he has gone invisible.

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>half german

>layun

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This thread had a huge lack of waifus, Traps and memes :/

Draxler

wew lad

selfish draxshit!

>thread 5
why amerifarts care about this sport while bein terrible at it ?

>>76836878
>the state of Toraño and Pietra

whats up with all the whale and dolphin noises? are the Mexicans trying to sonar messages to their team?

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Draxler wants to be messi or something

>>76836941
bet it smells heavenly too

KAPOW

LEL

MARTINOLI ALREADY CHIMPING OUT

>>76836950
being a little pussy, passing the balls instead of creating a play or shooting

Did the german commentator called rüdiger an Monkey?

>>76836958
his mom got BLACKED lmao

Draxler gathered energy while sitting on the ground

>MEXICACA

mexico look tired

TROLLPOST

>>76836994
i think he got away with it

>>76836994
Well, yes and no.
"Mach hier mal nicht den Affen" = "Don't do the ape now" is a saying we have in German, it doesn't necessarily mean he's calling him monkey because he's black.

>>76837011
Coming from a shit expert...

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>>76836960
here is the meme you want

>>76836988
R A R E
A
R
E

>>76836994
yes lol

wonder if he'll get fired for that

Chicarito's wife: Hola mi amor, how was the game?
Chicharito: I don't want to taco bout it

>>76836960
Don't forget the qt girls specifically nsfw

>>76836878
>not watching La ultima palabra

>>76836840

>>76837050
the media will spin it as if he called him a monkey although he didnt
oh well

>>76837060
Excellent post.

>>76836960
Mátate maricon ;^)

>>76836988
Where the hell is this country at?

>>76837050
should get a pay raise tbqh

>>76836994

yes

>>76837060
>American nu-humour

>>76837060
jusst killed myself because of this post

>>76827848
>>76827848
>>76827848
>>76827848
>>76827848
>>76827848

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i was promised moar goals and velas

>>76836907
>Mach hier mal nicht den Affen

Subtle commentary

No pos :v

>>76837060
Jesus christ

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Reminder that Australia scored 2 (two) against this Germany team

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>>76837060
cute

>>76836988
What is he saying?

>>76837060
Top banter m8

I've never seen Mexico defend this bad

>>76836994
>german
>racist
No surprise there, I've watched plenty of war movies and ik you're all nazis.

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>>76837060
jej

>>76837060

KEK

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>>76837060

>>76837036
>MEXICACA

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>>76837117
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

>>76837060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0eVUQ7J4LY

>>76837117
Against Chile

>>76837106
Reminder better germany team scored 0 (Zero) vs us

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>>76837060
LMAO
good shit m8

>>76837060
lol have a you

>>76837060
>german-american humor

>>76837122
>leaf

>>76837060
Dad????

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>bring B team because you want to try out some meme formations and players
>make it to the final anyway

lol
we are fucking unstoppable
in a few years no other team will ever win any cup again

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>>76837142

Draxler sitting even more

>>76837060
great banter

Jajaja equis de equis dededede.

>>76837189
we'll block your path

>>76837060
include me in the screen cap xD

>>76837189
this B team is more motivated though.

Bring Kroos, Muller etc in this meme cup and they will question themselves "we're the world champions who gives a shit about this cup" and finish 3rd in the group

>>76837060
really good

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ter stegen

>>76837189
you can and most likely will rule until your team gets to many blacks
then it will start failing

>>76836958
Germany is the new france

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>>76837189
I'm fine with it, Germany has always been a favorite

>>76837226
good point

also Müller is fucking garbage

i hope Müller, Götze, Özil all get benched for the attackers in this team

>>76836878
>>76836881
LOS DISCRIMINAMOS A LOS MEXICANOS PORQUE SON MUY FEOS TODOS SON PARECIDOS A ARMANDO MANZANERO,ENANOS INDIOS MARRONES FRIJOLEROS SUCIOS SALTAMUROS Y BIGOTUDOS,LES CHUPAN LA VERGA A LOS YANQUIS Y NOS VIVEN ENVIDIANDO A LOS ARGENTINOS PORQUE SOMOS MAS CULTOS Y EUROPEOS QUE ELLOS,EN CUALQUIER PAIS CIVILIZADO SOMOS BIENVENIDOS MENOS LOS MEXIINDIOS QUE SON CONSIDERADOS LACRAS,BORRACHOS DROGONES Y DELINCUENTES Y SUS MUJERES SON MUY FEAS, NEGRAS BIGOTUDAS QUE PARECEN TRAVESTIS.EN FIN SON TODOS UNOS MACACOS SUBDESARROLLADOS CON COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD,CAMPEONES MUNDIALES EN SALTO CON GARROCHA POR SALTAR PAREDONES Y NARCOTRAFICO,EN USA LES LIMPIAN EL CULO ROSADO A LOS GORDOS YANQUIS Y A SUS INODOROS,MIENTRAS SUS MUJERES MUCAMAS SE ACUESTAN CON SUS PATRONES GRINGOS Y GRITAN DE PLACER COMO PERRAS ASQUEROSAS ALZADAS MIENTRAS LOS MARIDOS FRIJOLEROS Y GRASIENTOS LES CORTAN EL CESPED A SUS AMOS YANQUIS

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>>76837060

Has Mexico ever beaten Germany to begin with?

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Mexinarcos

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>Das ist in keiner Form rassistisch gemeint

>>76837211
no African team has ever won the WC tho

>>76837189

the A team drew against Ghana and had to get a miracle goal to beat Algeria in extra time, then got eliminated in Euros

so that's the power of the A team.............

>commentator just apologized for his "don't act like a monkey now" comment saying he didn't mean it in a racist way

HAHAHHAA
I guess he was forced to, they probably already got a lot of negative shit on their facebook or twitter or w/e
my sides

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>Rüdiger sollte nicht den Affen machen

HE ACTUALLY MENTIONS THE APE THING HOLY SHIT

>>76837276
F

>>76837276
kek'd hard

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the state of german commentator

>>76836994
>he's already apologising

can't make this shit up

Hahaha, commentator has to apologize for his "monkey" remark.

Fucking PC bullshit, making everything about race.

Simple solution: only use white players, nobody can claim "DAS RAYCISS" about any remarks directed at them then.

>>76837283
>>76837283
He is done for, sent to Aleppo in the night

>>76837271
is this the carne assada i keep hearing about?

>>76837280
who won in 98 ?

COMMENTATOR IS APLOGIZING FOR CALLING RÜDIGER AN APE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

GERMANY IS FINISHED


FINIS GERMANIA

the west is fucking doomed

stop with the political correctness

>Rüdiger shouldn't chimp out
>This was not in any way meant as a racist comment

I believe him

>he literally just called his black player a monkey

F

>>76837283
the best fucking thing in this match holy crap im laughing so hard

reminder that the winner of the confederation cup never wins the next world cup

>>76837226

this guy gets it.

feels like 2010 all over again.

>>76837271
UMA DELICIA

>>76837271
I honestly want pozole now

Our commentator should suck like ten African refugee dicks to make up for his racism.

>>76837280

Didn't France win it in '98?

>>76837327
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>ter stegen would unironically be a starter for every other NT in the world

poor guy

>>76837281
yeah let's forget the fact that they won the world cup and destroyed the host.

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>>76837283

>>76837271
The fuck? you even add lime to corpse

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>>76837313
>>76837342

>>76837299
>>76837307
>>76837319

lol did he just say it out of nowhere? what was the context?

>>76837342
R U D E
U
D
E

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Well this is guacward

>>76837327
Reminder that before the last World Cup no European team managed to win a WC outside of Europe.

Guess we'll just have to be the first to do both.

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press F.

>>76837342
wahey

It's funny cause the real racists are the ones who think a guy talking about a black guy and a monkey in the same sentence is racist.

deserved t.b.h

>>76837271
>>76837337
this tbqh

>>76837327
we won't win the confed cup though

no way Chile don't beat us, not that I care

KRAUTS BTFO
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>>76837342

>>76837283
But mexicans aren't niggas WTFug

>>76837372
Literal Nazi. I'm literally shaking.

>>76837357
"Den Affen machen" is a common saying in German. It means something like "fooling around / acting like a fool"

It's not racist at all, but some people probably got instantly triggered because affe = monkey HAS to be in relation to Rüdiger being black, right?

Golazo

ter Stegen ins Gas.

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>>76837372

GOLAZO

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golazo

>>76837271
>Sopa de buchones
Umma delicia

i want to see some murderball

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GERMANY ARE SLEEPY

>>76837415
fucking kek

B L O O T E R

MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD MOST DANGEREOUS LEAD

FUCKING BLOOTER

Great goal

We need to build a wall really quick

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>mexico gets a pity goal
>they'll claim it's a comeback

>>76837413
Jesus Christ, so much bullshit for literally nothing...

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

YOUNES

IT'S NOT FAIR

Well that didn't last lel

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>>76837402
>>76837402
excuseeeeee me?

>>76837461
>4-1

i doubt it lel

THE MOST DANGEROUS WHAT?

>>76837455
then we'll pass through Belgium

>>76837315
we need video we need proof

OCHOA

>>76837413
OK thanks, i though mexicans chimped out

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>>76837461
>mexico still concedes after a pity goal

>>76837357
'Hör' auf, einen Affen zu machen' is a German colloquialism which can be translated as 'don't make a mountain out of a mole hill'. Translated literally it means 'stop acting like a chimp'.

Libtards and people from the regressive left apparently took offence and thought it was racist.

Lmao

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>>76837461
I'd rather lose 3-2 tho.

THE MOST DANGEROUS CONSOLATION GOAL

>>76837366
You mean us

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>meshitco

NO FUN ALLOWED

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76837461
>4-1
4-1
4-1
WHEN WILL IT END!?
Fuck im killing myself bros

Top kek get fucked mexico

E-EL GOL DEL H-H-ONOR! R-RIGHT?

>México scores

NOPE

EAT THAT DICK, SWALLOW IT ALL

AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX AJAX

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>76837461
did someone really claim that or are you just being a dick?

>>76837315
I'm watching on ARD and he didn't say shit

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>>76836852
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KINGS

PERRO C4C4

>5 goals
Nice, this match didn't slurp any semen

STATUS OF DANGER:

BROKEN TO SHARDS

We need 3 more

C'mon krauts, do not fookin' slip

>>76836852
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco >memeheeco

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

>not doing 7-1

Goodbye, it was fun M4X1CO. Thank you

>>76837567
Then you aren't listening, or are trolling.

It feels like Germany took it easy to not humiliate Mexico.

Embarrasing.

>>76837567
Sure he did

>>76834039
>>76834039

F I N A L E
I
N
A
L
E

>tfw the bad guys won

>>76837271
Just imagine how some gangster took the time and put a lot of effort to arrange all this stuff in order to make it look like a meal from a fancy recipe/cooking instagram account.

I 4-1 think that Mexico looked pretty shit today

>having brown skin
They lost to being with. Let's not throw salt into the wound

>>76837599
>Mexico is still better than Shartia will ever be.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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>win 4-1
>go to the finals with a C-team
>nigger gets called an ape
Germany hating cucks on poopicide watch.

>>76837599
They had at least 2 more clear opportunities to score

MEXIKANER BESIEGT!
AUF INS FINALE GEGEN CHILE!

>>76837599
yeah, was boring
but mexicos subs were attrocious

The most humiliating thing is that pity goal that Germany allowed the Memexicans to score. Only to immediately slap them in the face with the 4-1 to show who's boss.

>>76837654
They had like 9 what would 2 more do??

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>>76837625
Webm of blooter when?

>>76837595
>>76837605
>shilling this hard
Oy vey

>>76837567

You need to turn the sound on.

>tfw you realize kraut's Z u-21 team humilliated memexico A team

worthful foe, looking forward to the final lmao. I hope it's a goal feast.

>>76837626

This tbqh.

Or as I would state:

> Not being european

>send a C team
>don't actually care much to win this
>still reach the final easily

wtf is wrong with the rest of the world?

I don't want to lean too fat out of he window, but >we will this meme cup.

>Löw can't find the mexican coach cause he immediately left

>>76837700
you know it will be penalties again and you guys will win it

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Rematch REMATCH

Now the Chile game can be decided.

>>76837700
So this U 21 team going to push chiles shit in?


Niceee.

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FECES

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>germoney made the simpsons memematch real
wtf guys you told me germans were the bad guys

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>>76837723

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>>76837681

WE SALUTE THE NEXT CHAMPIONS OF CONFEDERATIONS 2017

HEIL GERMANY!!!!

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https://youtu.be/aGLkr-6tnPw

>>76837599
they were barely running, not even hiding mexico's best team is like playing against women for them

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Nice match, Mexico. Could've been your win tbqh.

4-1 was too high for your quality.

>>76837753
HOOOLLLLLDDDSS IT

>>76837753
This will be the real final desu

>>76836958
>tanned german

>>76837723
Kek
Can someone post a Webm of this?

>>76837626
Kek.

You guys have ninogs on your team.

>>76837789
This is one more reason why Germany is 1st world and we aren't

>>76837723
poor jogi :(

>>76837807
yeah, like two?

>CHI

>>76837824
Is this the French national team?

¿Cuando echarán a osorio?

>>76837831
How many does mexico have?

Protip:none


OHHHHHHHHHHHH

ATHIEST CUNTS BTFO

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>>76837753
BEST VERSION

>>76837824
>the mighty Bristol Robbers

>>76837629
>impying I disagree

I'm a CHI m8 and while I support USA over Mexico I know they'll always be shit.

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Is Germany the home of the most beautiful people?
What other country can compete
It seems like the best looking people are at least half german

>>76837654
Mexican finishing is awful, that could been otherwise if mexico had a 9 and the final result been much tighter if Talavera played the match instead of momo (who's also an awful GK, overrated by mexican press, just like Chicharito). All the blame lies on Osorio, worst coach I've seen in much time, MEMEXFUT should've fired him long ago.

>>76837763
WAIT, WHAT?
anybody can provide context?

Don't worry guys, once Germany gets bred by Muslims they won't even make it to the world cup. Let these faggot's who get cucked by refugees have a little happiness

>>76837923
I guess Poland could compe-
>It seems like the best looking people are at least half german
oh wait.

>>76836958
monkey german

>>76837923
what is he so mad about?

>>76836958
Rüdiger, keine Kapriolen!

>>76836997
mom got CREAMED desu

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n-nice game g-germany

>>76837950
Happiness? We dont even want this cup. We send our C squad

>>76837950
>60% white country criticizing 90% white country for being 6% Muslim

never gets old

>>76837937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gro%C3%9Fer_Zapfenstreich

>>76837967
He discovered the photographer is jewish or something, if it's true at least

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>>76837811
Well it's true. You had so many great chances that could have easily ended up with you being in front. You had us through most of the first half, but it didn't pay off.

The people spouting 4-1 BTFO just look at the score and don't really know shit about the sport.

Your team was good, but just really unlucky today. The only thing I didn't understand was when your trainer switched out your best players.

>>76837982
Schnaufte stark

>>76837932
we don't have players dude
>muh u-17 cups
all those players don't have a team

IS G*RMANY KILL?
WE WON 7-0

>>76838006
>6%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>76837950

>>76836852
Has there ever been a team that is more incapable at scoring goals than Mexico? Also a team with a more pathetic defense.

you'd swear that they know how to press forward, they know how to get decent chances, but scoring goals? no way jose. Germany, on the other hand, scores EVERY chance they get.

can't wait for the final.

>>76838032
>white minority by 2030

kek

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>>76838038

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>>76838028
a quien engañas
nos van a hacer callampa los nazis

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>tfw you will never be mexican
>tfw your paisas keep calling you chicano

just fuck my lyfe familia.

can someone give me a summary of the game? just got home

did Germany deserve more goals? did Mexico get lucky/unlucky?

>>76838065
>German culture non-existant by 2014

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>>76837763
>dat german eagle in the background

Kino

>>76838090
Yes

>>76838091
American culture non-existant at all

>>76838014
lol wut

we were up 2-0 and almost 3-0 and then relaxed a little bit and let mexico have ball possession

the usual stuff

>>76838107
Top post

>>76838126
>t. dorftrottel buyern fan

>>76837763
german nationalism on the rise.

>>76838090
>Germany takes advantage of 2 out of 3 goal possibilities
>mexico takes control towards end of first half by ignoring Gio and using Aquino and Jona to make great plays
>mexico takes out Aquino
>60 minutes in mexico finally takes out gio
>MEXICO PUTS IN RAFA

Osorio wanted to lose.

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>>76838160
>dorftrottel
what does this word mean? honestly curious

>>76838090
Germany scored 2 early on, parked the bus willingly since they knew Memexico was garbage, then killed them off at the end.

>>76838202
like hillbilly

>>76838177

>chiccharito juega de titular

Osorio queria perder.

FIFY

>>76837937
when our interior minister was sworn in

our army does it all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtHC0LN-Yw

>inb4 nazi

that was done way before the nazicucks took power

>>76838202
Someone who lives far away from the big hubs with low education, while the rest of the country is high tech. Like a third world enclave of people in a first world country.

>i'm a big potato farmer

It's a meme in Germany, though. I would fall into that classification and I have 400Mbit/s internet in the middle of nowhere.

Basically just bantz.

>>76837937
weekly hunt for jews

>>76838202
dorf = village
trottel = idiot, dumbfuck

village idiot basically

used by city inhabitants to make fun of rural people
there are stereotypes over here that people in rural areas are backwards and stupid

>>76838202
Village idiot.
Literally.
No idea what the other guys are on.

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>>76838284
This doesn't fit at all into the Germany is cucked meme! DELET.

>>76838126
Lol your women get rape daily, you arrest free conservative speech, your leader fears Putin, EU is shit and you know it, and millions more refugee coming so yeah we will keep making fun of you because our population is strong and not fading. We will get cucked by the multicultural meme you German cuckboi faggot

>>76838396
This is the worst bait I've seen all day. At least try to not be that obvious.

>>76838396
>he takes /pol/ at face value

>>76837567
>>76837595
>>76837605
>>76837698
Tom Bartels gets shredded already:
http://www.mopo.de/sport/fussball/confed-cup-ard-mann-bartels-irritiert-mit-affen-spruch-bei-deutschland-spiel-27884864
Trial when?

>>76838396
CHI

I could literally make your mother, sister and gf (if existant) suck my cock while you watch, you pathetic chicanocuck

go mow some lawns, clean some toilets or sell some drugs or whatever the fuck you guys do over there

nobody likes you, not even real mexicans

>>76838014
>The people spouting 4-1 BTFO just look at the score and don't really know shit about the sport.
Mexico literally lost to the B team

>>76838492
Why do americans and brits use the word "literally" in every other sentence?

Mexico literally lost 4-1 against Germany, like yeah no shit, we all saw the game.

Fuck Dampf and fuck white ppl

>>76838482
Lol you having flashbacks of what the Muslims did to your family. Bet they chopped your daddies dick and raped you with it. I'm from Texas baby I would put you in the ground with a bullet to the head. You fags can't even know how to clean a gun or know how to use an AR. Race ded

>>76838492
Most of them have /bundes/ experience. They're not really a B team. They're just youngsters who haven't played in the national before.

Over here we call it a luxury problem. Pros don't want to get canned, but highly skilled younger athletes are already coming at full speed.

>>76838537
*gets shot by Tyrone*

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The Aryan race triumphs again, you Chilean mapuches

>>76838537
Only steers and queers come from Texas.

>>76838542
they are starters for their clubs but not regular starters for the german a team, so it really is a b team.

>>76837060

And some people claims that americans are not ethnically german...

>>76838593
Well yeah technically they are a B team. That doesn't mean a lot if they're all already pros, though.

Like I said.. "luxury problem". You can only nominate a fixed amount of players and have to select from a way too big pool. Half of them are 30+ and the other half is just about 20. That's what happened here.

>>76838560
Yeah a lot of pussies say that over the Internet. Last time I heard some kid from Cali mouthing off that shit got his head stomped outside of midtown

>>76838554

>t. butthurt 5'0 azteca monkey

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>>76838649

Mexico had a shit ton chances that were wasted by choking or just plain bad luck. Also their defense is shit

While Germany is still the better team, it could've easily gone the other way for the Mexican side had they played with more composure and not conceded two early goals

r8 my analysis

>>76838668

>chile making fun making anyones height

>t. Facuando "Ponchito" El Violador Sanchez

>>76838682
Nigger I know you are the same German queer switching flags. You post right after yourself. Nice try cuckboi but no one is falling for the blacked memes here

>>76838649
>murka making himself look like a retard AGAIN

You're the kid that spergs out on bro parties between rival fans and in the end everyone laughs at you while you shit your pants.

>>76838706
I'm as German as you are Mexican, you anchor baby.

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>>76838697

>t. le 56% face

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>>76836852
>>76837093
>>76827848

Example #3 you post right after yourself. German then Mexican pretend flag. Hmm jeez goy I can't see thru diz. Oh lawwdy lawddy plz help these misguided white cucks who will have no country in 20 years, no culture, and no freedom.

>>76838690
>wasted chances

Yes

>shit defense

No

>better team

Equal

>mexico not putting in enough

No.

>early goals were bad for them

Nope. They came back really strong.

>>76838784
>i'm living in my own tinfoil hat world - the post

I'm the German you're referring to. The Mexican is at least one other guy. You're retarded.

>>76838784
Yes, I'm switching flags every minute just to troll some queer from Texas.

A Germany vs Mexico thread that has Germans and Mexicans posting frequently about it? Oh no, it's probably some mean German trying to bamboozle me!

>>76838756
Lol nice. I hope Chile wins, daily reminder to never cheer or the multicultural meme. At least Chile doesn't need a bunch of nigger and mudslimes to win. Also pull up how much of that 56% is adults over 60. Should be about 70 million. On the way out