OFFICIAL MEXICO VS GERMANY SEMIFINAL MATCH THREAD 2

heil hitler

Ayyy ;-;

fuck anime

>having a colombian coach

Is it true Mexicans are fat as shit in general?

Sieg hell

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>bulju :D

>germany
>2or3 nogs on the field

Mexico is off to an unlucky start, but they aren't playing so bad, they could tie the game

Fuck wetbacks

>>76834365
Say no to racism.

Osorio should go back to Sao Paulo

EL JUSTO

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>tfw no conservative Latina wife

At least we're better than the USA

>>76834351
I'm builtfat and in permanent bulk

>>76834334
fpbp
>>76834351
poor ones in america are

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Wow... so Mexico is the strongest CONCACAF team, huh...
The absolute best CONCACAF has to offer.

I see... kind of makes you wonder...

>>76834351

Yes

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>t.chicano

Piojo when?
>>76834351
Im 1,84 and I weight 90kg. You tell me

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what should I ask the barber to get the ref's haircut?

>>76834358
>date] [Auto] [Sound] 10
thats a pretty good reflection of germoney nowadays

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>>76834355

only ten minutes for three more goals

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>>76834360
>arent playing so bad

I like the VAR desu

>>76834360
DON'T LIE TO ME LIKE THAT ARGENTINA

>2 - 0

The most dangerous lead

perro mexico
perro mexico
perro mexico
perro mexico

England would bootyblast both these teams

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MOAR

VELAS

>tfw mexican tv spent the past week talking about how possible it was for mexico to beat germany and how many different strategies could be used

>>76834372
WH\T THE FUCK IS THAT ENDING

Obvious handball

please 7-0 i need it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76834421

>watching mexican tv

lmao cuck

>>76834391
Alopecia

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>You Never ever gonna have a qt petite gf for cuddling and love

Why i liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

>>76834377
CHI

>>76834421
germany's C team*

expected a more exciting match desu

this is our B/C-team for fuck's sake, get your shit together mexico

>>76834395
damn, great grandma would be ashamed

please tell me this isn't mexico's A team LOL

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IT'S ALL OVER AGAIN

>>76834372
You want a pornstar as your wife?

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>>76834391
Just tell him to fuck his shit up

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RIP MEX

>>76834445
LE

>>76834421
was losing 0-2 at 10mins a part of their plan?

LMAO 3:0

post stream link bbys

>>76834440
don't bully Guatemala

It's all they have

>>76834453
It's the strongest team they ever had, actually. They won CONCACAF with it too. This is the best America can muster.

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>concacaf

>>76834447
mexico is playing with their z team you wouldn't stand a chance against their a team

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>MEXILEL

Which part of Germany are you from, lads?

7-0 BITTE SCHÖN

>>76834447
This is their T team, though

>>76834360
I think they're just shit

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>>76834360
>aren't playing so bad

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>What haircut do you want senpai?
>Just give me the Chamakh

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>the average age of our team on the field is L I T E R A L L Y under 24

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>>76834443
just go and get one. It's not that hard

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o5.5 need 4 more goals like AIR

does Mexico have Özil? why are they crossing it to an area with no one?

>>76834461
Your mom is single?

>>76834483
The midwest

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you now remember la barbie

so this is the power of ... conCACAf

>mexirekts

MEXICO CACA

yfw 2-0 will be the final score.

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>>76834421

>mfw back in 2002 Mexican press thought it was a given that we would beat the US in the round of 16 and pretty much had an open path all the way to the semis

That was pretty embarassing even before the 2-0

HeHe chicharito fucking sucks

>>76834470
Of coursh

>>76834483
Höllywööd

>>76834355
>No Bonaqua

perro: germany
caca: mexico

>>76834483
Gdańsk

>>76834494

Teach me viking sempai

>>76834483
Southwestern Schwarzwald in Baden-Württemberg lad, you?

MEXICACA

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>200 countries in the world
>born in mexico

Kill me

was anyone expecting any different lol fuckin dumb manlet spics get fucking wrecked with your meme """A""" team

>>76834360
True

>>76834440
>>76834478
ESPN is literally Mexico TV here :(

I love all these pinche Sudacas talking shit about Mexico.

What have your shit countries ever accomplished? Putos

why the fuck does mexico keep trying to center it for a header? they're all like 5' 7

>>76834372
Fuck niggers and fuck you cuck

>>76834479
whereas that mestizo cuadrado tho?

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>>76834443
DELET THIS

MexSHITco

>>76834489
jej

>>76834483
Guadalajara

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>>76834360
And santa is real

Based Mexico, taking the heat off of us. Cheers.

>>76834505
Dojczland will score one more and Mexico will go full JUST mode

What part of Mexico are you from, lads?

>>76834525
It's worth it for the food you faggot

>>76834521
Memel, Memelland :^)

>>76834487
What did Portugal score, like 2 goals in this tournament?

>>76834499
A chicano?

>>76834525
Vete al chori Malinche pendejo

>>76834530
>guaranteed replies

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So how bad are narco cartel wars in Mexico really are? I'm sure they are exaggerated by American media. How safe is it for tourists given that Russian tourists are not your typical white rich gringo pussies and will cut off your head themselves if they don't like something in your hospitality?

>>76834483

Karl-Marx-Stadt

O

>it's a 2 goals in the first 10 minutes, and game ends 2-0 episode

>>76834483

South of Brazil

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>The CONCACAF Gold Cup is the main association football competition of the men's national football teams governed by CONCACAF, determining the continental champion of North America, Central America, and the Caribbean.

Wow... so Mexico is the strongest team of this confederation it seems...Damn...

>>76834543

Mex v Portugal rematch for 3rd should be comfy

>>76834483
Reichstag ave.

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AFC> conCACAf

>>76834505

>>76834302
>manlets
>hoofball to the box

really now

>>76834525
Just climb the fence.

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>>76834530
CHI

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>>76834372
DOS SCOOPOS?!

>>76834568
santa catarina? it's full of argies

>DRAXLER


dumb piece of shit how can you waste that

>>76834575
No joke, I used to go to middle school with this girl.

>>76834483
Novo Hamburgo

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Mexico epic comeback incoming

>>76834562
ask at /int/ please, i'm trying to watch the game

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gib stream

>>76834563
Ossiassi

CHI

>Draxlel in charge of tekkers

>>76834551
7 more than the "u"s"a"

Draxler is so shit, always carrying the ball to dead zones

>>76834562
fuck off to /int/

i would suck draxlers dick

>>76834351
They also don't grow above five feet

>>76834562
Honestly the biggest danger you will ever face is getting sunburnt as long as you don't do drugs

>le kick into opposing player

what did they mean by this?

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>>76834582
I BELIEVE

Draxler doing Übersteiger is like Robben doing lecutinside

You just know

>>76834561
What replies? Mexico is the richest country in Latin America and the most notable

We're the face of Latin America. All those irrelevant countries are states of Mexico to the outside world

how did all these mexicans afford plane tickets, hotels, food, and tickets to this game? crowd seems full of them

>>76834483
Mallorca

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>>76834520
>go to bar
>find a qt petite chick
>make out with her
>ask her number
>go to date with her

there you have it

>>76834582
imagine the number of suicides in bongerland

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>people will now rate Goretzka because he scored twice against some Mexicucks

inb4 Bayern buys him
inb4 he's the granate

>>76834581
>>76834582
>>76834584
ITS 1776 ALL OVER AGAIN

Guys, it's still Meme Stegen, there's still a chance

>>76834551
Actually it was 7 ;)

>Draxler

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Leave the nazis to me.

>Draxlel

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>>76834530

>>76834582
Damn son

>Draxler

>>76834582
Very unlikely

I'd like to see the /sp/ aftermath

>>76834565
go smoke some weed faggot or pimp your Renault with more The Simpsons stickers

>>76834609
They are living in Europoor

>>76834302
Is Vela the hero mexico needs?

>>76834483
Istambul

>>76834581
>>76834582
>>76834584
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>76834334
can't you get arrested for posting this

>>76834575
I'm from Melbourne on holiday in Los Angeles. This is true.

T-this is our G team anyway

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>>76834562
>MERDA MERDA

>>76834509
Sports journalism in general is pretty embarassing in Mexico.

>>76834483
Schwartzreich m8

>>76834614
There is no granate Sepp
Uli is lying

>>76834483
Nova Friburgo - RJ, know as Neufreiburg.

WE

>>76834612

Examples of make out without being creepy

>>76834531
no movement or skill to get past defenders one on one

>>76834626
I rate Draxler

>>76834599
>>76834591
they are slow and there is a big concentration of Mexicans itt right now, you are all discussing offtopic stuff anyway

>>76834621
>Only scored like 1 or 2 goals

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>>76834584

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>>76834609
By cucking burgers out of their jobs

We should have complied with the Zimmerman telegram.

2-3 final score.

I don't even need digits.

Legitimate question here, is Leon Goretzka spanish? Goretzka really sounds like a basque surname

>>76834562

Drug wars won't concern you in anyway. Just have common sense and don't be a dumb tourist and you will be completely safe

>>76834582
I'd be happy just to get to the final tbqh.

>>76834614
argentine commentators just said "the former schalke player, recently bought by bayern"

>>76834646
>implying sports journalism isnt embarassing everywhere

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>2-0
LMAO

I seriously hope this shit country is left out of the World Cup this year so it can start to get its shit together. On the other hand, germancucks don't deserve to win in anything anymore.

>>76834642
germany is playing with there u-23

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mexiCANT

76834608
(you)

PERSONALausweis

Dubs and Germany beats Chilel's score.

>>76834633
He's the hero Spain needs.

>>76834662
T HI C C

>>76834662
thicc

any nudes?

NOSOTROS

>>76834582
this would be the end of /sp/

PARK DEN BUS

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fixed it

>>76834675

why did you feel the need to copy paste your comment again?

>>76834518
Based

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>>76834658
>you are all discussing offtopic stuff anyway
wutcha talkin' bout Wills?
it's all related to the game, lurk moar

Come on Mexico, don't let yourself get rekt by a >Schalke player :(

>>76834679
bundestAG

>>76834688
FUEMOS

>>76834688
FUIMOS LOS KANGZ

>>76834663
>implying manual labor jobs are gonna exist anymore
Immigrants from latin america are not taking away college educated jobs.

>Germany is gonna lose both u21 euro and confederations cup finals

well, at least they are gonna win the WC next year

>>76834675
>They almost qualify tho

Jajajja Kleine Bohne BTFO

>Bravo saves the 2nd penalty
>go for a shit
>2-0
what the fuck?

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>>76834334

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>>76834633
UNA

VELA

>>76834608

>>76834697
CHI

>>76834688
ERAMOZ

FUIMOS

>30 minutes
>2-0

You tell me this will be another 7-0 faggots

Reeeeeeeeeee

Stop crossing when none of your played are over 5'6

How many putas did you fugg so far lads

>>76834612
>go to bar

do people really do this? go in a bar and find themselves something to fuck?

is this how it works with adults? in a fucking bar?

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why did fox sports allow this spic to call the game?

>>76834715
REYES

>>76834582

/sp/ would implode from the amount of anal devastation.

>>76834684
Better don't ask

>>76834717
RELLEZ

>>76834646
back then
>blindly optimistic
now
>everything needs to be bold or controversial

don't know which one is worse

>>76834483
Scheiß-Land

MEJICO IS TRASH
THAT'S IT FUCK SHITCANOS

>>76834532
nah fuck you chicano

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>>76834705
They will outbreed you and cuck you out of universities then

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how long till he pays surgery to make them look like they are actually his?

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>200 countries in the world
>born in mexico

LISTEN MY PAIN

AZTECAS

why are there black people on the german team

>>76834726
It's pretty funny. He says the full german players name as if they were latinos.

>>76834717
MACACO
A
C
A
C
O

>>76834715
AZTECAS

>le cross it into non existent player

what did they mean by this?

>>76834609

In 3rd world countries such as ours there might be dozens of millions of people in poverty, but there's also a few million who have lots of disposable income

>>76834722
Zero (0)

WENN ICH DAS SEH

>>76834721
it works with Chile sometimes...

Justo turned on the TV.
What the fuck.

>>76834722
11

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> el tricolor

>>76834724
It works everywhere if youre not a cuck. The easiest place is probably the supermarket

BEAN?

>>76834724
How does it go in Germany?

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>>76834655
just try to be confident and drunk enough and it'll work. Just make sure to take a shower and not be smelly. Trust me, if it worked out with my shitty asian genes it'll work with you

>>76834741
With the help of burger leftists

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>>76834582
Kek wills it

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>>76834684
>any nudes?

>>76834726
Is this game on American tv?

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>>76834724
you sound surprised

>>76834705
>implying I wont
fuck off racist cunt

Most dangerous lead desu lol

allanis is so fucking shit

SOPA

>>76834705
no but stemfags from china, india and iran are. it is really fucking difficult to get something good out of grad school because these fuckers have flooded the market

>>76834720
Germany is hitting the brake too much

i don't like how this is going right now

>>76834765
TELL ME ABOUT O PEQUENO FEIJAO WHY DOES HE HAS THAT STUPID NICKNAME?

>>76834759
ayy
>>76834753
sad!

WENN ICH DAS FUHRAH UND SCHEIZZZZZZE

How hard is it to find a Mexican gf?

>>76834767

But just only Say Hello, i love you?

>>76834766
You go to the Oktoberfest into a bierzelt, throw a weißwurst into the air and marry the chick whose dirndl it lands in

>>76834724
one night stands?
sure

but not true love, only lower class plebs fall in love in bars/clubs

>>76834779
DE

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Who /leftist/ here? Fuck DRUMPF

>>76834770
why

>>76834779
DE

>allanis morrisiete

>>76834744

Could be worse.
Atleast you aren't african or indian.

>>76834767
what does her cunt smell like

Goretzka doesn't sound German to me

>>76834744
you can literally LARP as any other country in latin america

>p-pero tienen diferentes acentos
it's not like gringos can tell it

>>76834796
pretty much the same in Santa Catarina

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>>76834791
chicanas are better

Chile vs Germany,Who won?

>>76834762
There's this wine supermarket place nearby that's great for this

>>76834798
FIDEO

>This guy on Fox calling Mexico versus Germany a rivalry
Kek

>>76834779
>>76834798
MACACO

>>76834666
goretzka is a polish surname

>>76834705
Tell that to CS graduates lol

>>76834779
DIE

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It's already over for our Mexican friends.

>>76834741
Immigrants have to pay double the money compared to foreigners plus they can't get financial aid. There is a reason why all latin american immigrants are not going to college here. The biggest threat for college educated jobs are from Asia and Europe. When manual labor jobs get automated then there will be zero reason for immigration from latin america.

>>76834811
Like most cunts I would assume

ERA PENAL

MARICON DE ARGENTINA NOS ESTAS ROBANDO LA VICOTRIA

FUERA ARGENTINA

>>76834804
MACACO

>>76834803
do you want to turn gay?

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>DRAXLER

>Draxler

>Gio

>>76834711 https://youtu.be/-TEGPelS3Ac

>>76834606


I BELIEVE THAT

>>76834820
Chile, by penalties

>>76834812
It's pretty German desu

mexico needs black guys if they really want to win

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Another 0-0

>>76834791
they are generally chubby and short, why don't you get a nice dutch or estonian girl

>>76834812
to you

Draxler is so shit desu

>>76834811
pepsi cola

kek how fucking shit is giovani

>>76834483
Marca hispanica

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>born in m*xico

>mexican cuisine is literally beans and doritos with spicy sauce added


YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

OFFICIAL LAUGH AT THE USA THREAD

>>76834286
>>76834286
>>76834286
>>76834286

ALL USA FLAGS TALKING ABOUT FUTBOL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>76834800
This but unironically

>The Germans aren't even playing
What the fuck?

>>76834837
>>76834826

E

>Draxler

Y así querían ganarnos en la final, jajajaja.

EHHHHHHHHH PU70

FUCKING DRAXLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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there is nothing more pathetic then a self hating mexican

Doubles for a 3-2 victory for the good guys

UMA

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who's ego is bigger, Chicharito or Draxler?

>>76834853

Are we watching the same game?

>>76834791
Just one payment of 5000 euros to the local Cartel boss

WHY WE ARE SO SHIT AT FOOTBALL?

>>76834852
We're already cucked by ourselves and white men as is, no thank you.

>>76834369
Say yes to racism

>>76834852
But Portugal is 100% pure moorish ancestory and they lost against Chile

mmexico is the better team, germany were lucky