/heem/: jeremy kimball edition

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76834280
Thanks OP, you know just how great these threads make me feel!

>>76834280
Good thread. Thanks for some effort and waiting until the bump limit. Who is your favorite female fighter?

Dustin, Jorge, Hector, Means, Ferguson, Kevin Lee and Marc Diakese tbqh

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>new thread
>Not early
Wtf is going on

>>76834363
Brendan Schaub

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>>76834319
absolutely based

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For me, it's

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So once Joanna mails rose, who will she break ronda's record against? It won't be Claudia (at least not if the UFC can help it) because she is already 0-2 against the queen. If Cynthia gets a couple ranked wins under her belt by then I could see it

>>76834368
and colby

>>76834431
SEE YUU SUN BOI

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>>76834451
Colby, Held, RDA and Khabib also

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>>76834450
what a QTTTTTTTTTTTT

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for me its Karen

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>Pancrase is still holding events

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For me it's Heather

>>76834450
Tecia maybe. Gadelha is moving to Jackson/wink maybe they'll fix her cardio for jj/clawja 3

>>76834539
>Pancrase

time for my bi-monthly viewing of Bas' House of Heems playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-2GpP4VJ0Y&index=15&list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr

>>76834450
Heeminder that if you aren't a fan of Joanna it's because you are a beck beard virgin who can't admit that some women are just as skilled fighters as men

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>>76834634
>jj/clawja 3

>>76834680
It's gonna happen if they keep feeding Claudia potential contenders

>>76834634
Honestly clawja probably won't get another shot unless she wins like 3 or 4 more fights against ranked women in a row. Remember how hard the UFC put off Ronda/Meisha 3? They took it away from meisha after specifically saying she would get the next shot when she won like 4 in a row.

UFC 217
Woodley/Thompson 3
JJ/Claudia 3
Cruz/Faber 4
Cain/JDS 4
Chiesa/Lee 2

>>76834634
how many teams Gadelha have changed so far?

>>76834871
She was with nova unio, then independent, now jacksonwink

>>76834771
Do you honestly think she won't? The strawweight division right now is
1. Jj
2. Claudia
POWER GAP
Everyone else
>>76834871
She'll be training at altitude which should help her cardio out

>>76834586
You bail on my girl already?

>>76834280
>>Chiesa formally appeals loss
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-appeals-ufc-fight-night-112-loss-mario-yamasaki-failure

When the NC hits, how quickly will Dana rebook the fight?

>>76835136
he won't. Chiesa was outer than a potato gone fry melt

>>76834450
wich program do you use to make this images?

>>76834942
>>76835031
Shit there are too many but I dont think her cardio is the problem.She had a great cardio in the 1st fight but she lost dat cardio in the 2nd.I think her problem is of wrestling.She had too many takedown attempts without success in the 1st fight when her cardio rate was high

>>76835031
I'd like to see to Claudia beat whats-her-face that Joanna just decisionated

There's bound to be a bad matchups for Claudia at SW she just never fucking gets any of them. Karolina for an instance lands on her ass in almost every fight
The chink would be a much worse matchup for Claudia for an instance, or cookie-trollface
And I fucking scream every time Rose gets an easy/favorable fight desu

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>>76835126
leave me alone brexit.I kill for her

if you dont realise why Cub Swanson is a nightmare match up for Max you're a casual

>>76835416
Pay debts.

>>76835420
Is it because Max beat him senseless last time and he's developed an immunity to Hawaiians through osmosis?

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>>76835416
I can't believe you

>>76835467
OYZO

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>https://twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/880488328575033345
what do you think he means by this?

>>76835479
Be nice to her and show how much u love her everyday

>>76835577
Conor's coming out as gay.

>>76835577
who cares what Luke means by anything

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>>76834323
>photoshops babies
>says stuff like this

>>76835783
We all know that Schaub has a problem with the gay community. It's a legitimate concern.

>>76835816
No he does not.

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>>76835783
>replying an hour later
get your shit together bro

>>76835868
I'm last minute studying before my test. About to go leave to take it in a bit.

>>76835863
It's well documented that Schaub has a hatred of gay men and women. I'm sorry to break it to you that Schaub is a homophobe.

>>76835908
Whatever you choose to believe that's okay. I know you're lying but whatever.

>>76835934
You know that you want me to be lying, but you know that Schaub hates you and people like you. He'd be ashamed of himself if he knew you were a fan and he'd wonder what he'd done to deserve you in his life, however tangential you might be.

>>76835962
I'm not gay though and I've given Schaub plenty of money buying shirts and tickets. Schaub and I would be decent pals if he knew me beyond surface level. If he were ever in South Florida again I'm sure we'd hang out.

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>>76835898
Schaub and Tiger are gunna get roasted while you're gone, don't let that affect your concentration ;^)

>>76836125
Oh it won't, that fantasy exists in your head not mine.

>>76836125
Tugger is gonna get much more if Tony comes by, if you know what I mean

>>76836006
I really hope you don't believe this.

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Is Binja Turtlepenn a good fighter?

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>>76836711
Does ananas belong on a pizza ?

>>76836816
lol Krakowiewicz

>>76836816
>pineapple banana pizza

This is a thing, right?

Did I just invent a thing?

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>>76836850

>>76836850

Literally nauseous just imagining it.

>>76836834
That surname doesn't work, it has the right parts but too many, like a soup with 4 onions

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>This is the LW GOAT

>>76837550
Only bad loss on there is siver

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>>76837550

16-11


JUST
U
S
T

>>76836834
Ok im calling u Grabowski from now on

Objectively speaking, who is the greatest TUF finalist to heem Cro Cop and launch a successful podcast?

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Ask Prediction Doggo anything MMA related

>>76837903
Whittaker or romero?

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Lads why did Markos decide to dye her hair that God awful shade of red? She looked much better as a brunette

>>76837915
Whittaker

>>76837918
I want Markos to sit on my face

>>76837952
That's an odd way to spell Tate

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*rapes tiger*

>>76837966
She'll be riding my dick while Markos rides my face

>>76837988
Good answer, you picked the right one for future offspring

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>>76837550
you rang?

>>76837952
Agreed but you didn't answer the question

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>>76837983


*attempts to intervene*

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>>76838068
*restrains big brown*

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Can someone explain this new meme of Ferguson raping Tiger?

>>76838109
H8rs are depraved. They are literally spending their summer imagining babies being raped. What a prank...

>>76838109
>meme

You didn't hear about Tony explaining how he got his nickname?

>>76838109
Ferguson just taking out the trash as usual

>>76838170
Nah' just hear about his John Wick fuckery. What I miss?

>>76838048
>Fight a cross dressing kickboxer
>Run away during the kickboxing round
>Immediately get kod in the mma round
Lol baka

>>76834368
>multiboying in the same division
horrendous

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>>76838245
Having more than one boy is horrendous

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>>76834450
>leave joanna to me

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Ghosty gonna getcha

>>76838201
Well he said he raped Tiger and he let out a big brown

Tune in for more while watching The Rapist and The Kid

>>76838303
when is she back? she is a beast my man.

>>76834450
>So once Joanna mails rose
>mails rose

1-800-flowers?

>>76834673
no woman on the planet can beat me in a fight, they would all literally die, therefore no woman is skilled

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>>76838398
What if they have a gun?

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He's never going to retire is he?......

>>76838452
Fart is his heart.

>>76838437
spooky looks like The Grudge

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>>76838303
At this rate she'll sooner get her cancer back than a title shot

>>76838230
he took one for the team

>>76835136
He was done, arms went weak. Mario did him a favor because now he's got it in his head that he didn't really lose, a fighter's confidence is important.

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Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes

>>76838496
she really is a horse face lol

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>>76838508
Post your boys.

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>>76838521
So does Tatiana Suarez desu, maybe she really is destined to defeat Joanna

>>76838508
No one cares

>>76838508
Pinchel isn't a prospect, he is like 34 years old and had 4 fights in UFC.

>>76838553
will she act humble in defeat or freak out like ronda?

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>>76838559
You care

>>76838564
He's a guy who's good enough to have plenty of success in the future, even if he doesn't rise to the top of the pack
He does seem out of place when put next to young guys who either haven't made their debuts or recently did so, though

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>>76838603
Should have used this webm

>>76838603
fair enough, Pichel is a good fighter, needs to keep the momentum going though.

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>>76838597
How did Ronda react after losing gold medal ?

>>76838597
I want Rose meme kick one of her chicklet teeth out and then finish her on the ground in the 1st

When is /ourguy/ Ryan Hall fighting again? I'm getting tired of waiting, dammit. Somebody book him a fight.

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>>76838508
Flyweight
>Horiguchi
Bantamweight
>Killashaw
Featherweight
>Frankie
Lightweight
>Khalabeeeb
>Diaz
>Gomi
Welterweight
>Lawler
>Rory
>Diaz
Middleweight
>Rockhold
>Romero
Lhw
>Shogun
>Manuwa
Hw
>Hunto
>Fedor
>Overeem
>Barnett
>Werdum

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>>76838099


*gets heemed*

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Time for squats and diddys

Schaub bless me with strength and power.

Also, please bless the h8rs with peace and help them find meaning in their lives. They need it most of all.

>>76838683
>gets caught roiding
>roids again
what a dork

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Is prediction guy 3.0 logged to heem.com ?
May I request a Tony Ferguson head ?

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>>76838650
It's a shame the UFC let Gucci go, he was always fun to watch, and his grappling looked substantially better against Bagautinov than it had in the past

>>76838737
prediction guy 3.0 is a dweeb

>>76838754
He wanted to leave, pretty sure he even left before the wme takeover

>>76837550
>the state of Matt Hughes

>>76838754
are you the real swisop?

>>76838711
Lord give me the endurance to rape all three members of the Schaub family

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>>76838803
yep

>>76838711
that lobster looks good

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>>76838789
>mfw the state of Matt Hughes

>>76838711
Can someone edit this so schlep is holding the pigg rigg steak plate? I'd do it but I'm phoneposting

Why does Joanna bootyblast casuals and redditors so hard?

She's the fucking GOAT, she's one of the top 5 maybe 3 technical strikers IN THE ENTIRE SPORT, her heart is unquestionable, her reign is undisputed, no challengers have come even remotely close to beating her, and yeah she happens to be a woman, big whoop.

>>76838843
>no challengers have come even remotely close to beating her
idiot lol

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>dem new rousey nudes

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Who are your /top2guys/? These are mine

>>76837903
>le 700k house man
rich kids shouldn't be on /heem/

>>76838876
>700k house
>rich

lmao

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>>76838874
1/2

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>>76838874
2/2

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>>76838874
Good choices, buddeh

>>76838874
t.194er

>>76838927
Didn't you say you were a 189er?

>there are fedora edgelords in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically buy whatever rubbish the UFC shovels into their brains and genuinely actually think the meme hypejob that is Conor McGregor could actually beat Bruce Lee in a real fight

>>76838808
You're literally a virgin.

>>76838926
All blocked

Does Joanna have any tattoos

>>76838937
As a joke, yes
I don't even remember what was the first mma fight I saw but it was probably Fedor in Pride, not live though

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My 1st event was UFC 178

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>>76838959

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>>76838940
for sure he blocked that third knee with the side of his head 100% my man

>>76838984
Damn so not a single champ has no tattoos

Intresting

>>76838997
>>76838926
Based boxing swede

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>>76838876
She just got groomed. Smells like blue berries

>>76839012
>swede

Heh.

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>>76839012
3/2

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>>76839012
4/2

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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa4us_mark-kerr-fundamental-takedowns_news

found a pretty neat takedown instructional vid by mark kerr that my fellow no wrestling europeons might enjoy. It shows how to do a takedowns and how to counter a sprawl and other attempted stuffing of your takedowns.

It seems to be a small part of a much larger MMA dvd by mark kerr but I can't find more of it online. Sad!

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>>76839019
Cute dog

>>76838504
>He was done, arms went weak

Never went out. Never tapped. Invalid call.

>tfw too old to start training MMA for the purpose of competing

just heem me, senpai.

>>76839019
Cute! :^)

>>76839057
I met mark Kerr while I was in college. Good guy I think he's still selling cars

>>76839030
He's originally from Sweden
>>76839033
>>76839047
Please stop spamming this guy, he looks like he has down syndrome desu

>>76839057
Cool, thanks. Kerr's fights can be awful to watch but his double leg takedown was insanely good

>>76839084
How old are you?

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>>76839093

>>76839084
Just do it for yourself faggot. Do some Bjj comps or something if you really want to compete

>>76838874
Bisping: Polish by blood
Conor: Scottish by blod

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>Not SpergOP talking to Not Dockfag

>>76839111
Kevin Lee is a nigger, I wish all Brazilians had won that night

>>76839084
Yeah, if you're not a teenager it's too late to get good. But you can still do BJJ tourneys for fun like every other bored oldfag.

>>76839108
42

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>>76839111
>one loss
>your boy can't even make weight

If you don't like Kevin Lee you don't appreciate good wrestling

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>>76839179
Oh unlucky

>>76839203
Shut up kid

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>>76839242
Need I remind you of Brunson vs Kelly?
Be careful

>>76839019
>that bandana
Cringe

>>76839102
We need to bring back roids so we can have more MUUUUUNSTERS like Kerr, Coleman, Randleman and Lesnar. As soon as fighters started looking like Chiesa and the average fan started thinking "I think I could take this guy" when looking at DYEL fighters that's when MMA lost its special essence.

>>76839084
>training mma from the start and not getting a strong base in something from the start then adding in other bits

Your brain is lucky you're too old to do it because you would have been getting heemed in them cages

Mr Lister/sperg op

Actually trains bjj, can you imagine actually having to train with that special case? Poor guys

>>76839269
>hating America while being American

Inb4 sperg op gets triggered by the doggo because he's an obese Muslim

>>76839342
SpergOP has not posted here in months, he's been impersonated

>>76839366
>spergop still forcing this
Sad

>>76839342
Who do I know you're not a fake ass thatonecodyfan? He hasn't been here in months

>>76839366
Sperg op is a fat sperg
Swisop is a fat sperg
The new sperg op is a fat sperg
You're a fat sperg

Potter

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>>76839342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moDKgmplPhI

>>76839373
He uses that stupid trip "swissOP" whatever the fuck that means. As long as someone else does his job I'm happy
>>76839380
Take it easy noDad

>>76839377
You've been mentioning me every thread praying I'm here

If you make posts about children getting raped you have issues, seek help desu

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>>76839019
I miss my doggo

>>76839366
One of my favorite /heem/ autism moments was when you pretended to be someone else while still using the same filenames, and then said that it was your friend who'd be posting from now on.

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>>76839392
>swissOP
swisOP

someone
who
isn't
spergOP

and I've never used a tripcode in my life

>>76839405
I don't understand why you can't fathom someone else appreciates news and events in OP

>>76839392
You're an idiot my man

>>76839377
He's not, the real cody fan was alright tbqh other than the spamming

>>76839415
But a cool idiot, Imokaywiththis

New Gooby video.
instagram.com/p/BV8ANLqAPo6/?taken-by=thenotoriousmma

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>>76839413
He's an angry autist who doesn't like it when people actually discuss MMA because he's too dumb to contribute anything to the conversation and has no real friends to joke around with

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>>76839396
What happened to your doggo, Poland?

>>76839442
Thanks for being one of the only good posters.

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>>76839405
>One of my favorite /heem/ autism moments was when you pretended to be someone else while still using the same filenames, and then said that it was your friend who'd be posting from now on

I remember this, I don't care if it's a gimmick or what the dude has legit mental problems

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8ANLqAPo6/

>Ghost

>>76839450
Died of old age years ago

>>76839393
I'm literally not whoever you're talking about. Go friend simulate somewhere else

>>76839019
cute doggo mansionbro

>>76839493
smd

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>all this doggo talk
>tfw my dog got cancer

It really sucks. I'm just waiting for her to show signs of the sickness and pain before I put her down.

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Anybody else like to listen to fighters' walkout music and pace around to get hyped for diddys?

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>>76839473
Sorry to hear that man. He is at peace in doggo heaven

What's the worst season of tuf and why is it the women's strawweight one?

>>76839522
Fuck u and ur dog mr lister/sperg op/swisop you mug

Fuck off be4 i embarrass u and ur crue again

Might even heem ur gay dog this time as well

>>76839554
I live 5 minutes away from Serra Bjj levitttown. Ask for Paul C.

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>>76838508
>having that many boys

>>76839527
>the spammer is an autist

Who knew?

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>McGregor vs Alvarez was almost 2 years ago

>>76839615
Why are you trying to push this?

Anybody want to meet up at Coral Springs and start a open weight /heem/ tournament

>>76838959
>>76838984
dropped

>>76839615
aldo?

>>76839609
I never spam and how does that post make me autistic?

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>>76839639

Is Paul C from Serra BJJ Levittown the hottest fresh meme?

>>76839669
*hottest forced meme
100% it's a beast.

>>76839656
Fucking loser, nobody cares what you think

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What did they mean by this?

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>>76839615
It's been over 230 years since Count Michael Bisping defeated rebel colonists under the command of Luke Rockholdington

>>76839527
unironically yes, my spotify playlist now has a lot of fighter walkout songs

Remember when that faggot spammed famousposting?

Glad that meme died

>>76839678
Oh I for sure disagree

>>76839685
>Luke Rockholdington
Thanks for the chuckle

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*teleports in front of you*
*pulls guard*

Heh, nothing personal.

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Do you spit or swallow?

Ryan Hall vs BJ penn?

Seems like the only safe fight for BJ to avoid more brain damage.

I hope to see Sabah Homasi back soon

>>76839715
Was Luke shook by the Jewess?

https://youtu.be/oPH1ZZcarMs

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When that fucking guy comes in h..

>>76839527
Hawaiian Kickboxer is a very catchy song, very upbeat.

Hawaiian is a weird language though, why do they need all those vowels for man, why do they have only 7 consonants ?

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>>76839739

>>76839773
How many drinks tonight?

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>>76839784
One, two, three... ten drinks tonight

I'm not gonna lie

Be completely candid: Who is your favorite female mixed martial artist under the age of 25?

>lose belt on first defense to BispGOAT
>celeb gf leaves your for some lellator scrub
>BTFO by Dana White
>nobody wants to fight you

How JUST is Luke?

>>76839719
The only safe fight for BJ right now is Chris Avila

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>>76839807

>>76839802
>drinking alcohol
>ever
why do some people never grow up? have some respect for your body and mind jesus fucking christ. you're posting on the internet you don't need to be intoxicated. not now or ever.

>>76839827
Karen "Alexa Grasso" Montes (born August 3, 1993) is a Mexican mixed martial artist who competes in the strawweight division.[2] She is currently signed with the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).[3]

What did they mean by this?

>>76839830
He's a slav it's all they know

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>BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
>You guys will like t-this
>T-t-trust m-me

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>>76839830
That guy is such a dick

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>>76839807
Gordinha

Whats the point in the different reebok shorts

I get the tight ones and the baggy ones are just personal preference, but whats the point in the split ones cowboy wears?

And why do very few fighters get different colours like red or blue?

>>76839855
>Listening to Luke Thomas ever

Found your mistake.

>>76839883

how casual are you

>"alexa" is literally karen
what dark secret is she hiding?

>>76839883
How much did those shorts cost? Where did you buy them?

>>76839830
Sounds like you need to grow up

>>76839883
>but whats the point in the split ones cowboy wears?
Muay Thai style I guess? Probably just a personal preference.

>>76839893
You cant answer either
>>76839897
Not me the fighters
I've only ever seen few fighters wear red shorts. Most wear white or black. Sometimes blue

https://youtu.be/3xUoBLf8wDQ
@:12

What is that move called?

>>76839891
>Implying I listen to Cuck "Luke" Thomas
Nah, I was curious as to what this announcement was going to be. Should've known it was just going to be him trying to get views to his radio show by shilling.

>>76839855
>its literally nothing
wow luke im so excited to hear two punch drunk faggots try and sell me something

>>76839903
>even desiring alcohol
>ever
grow up manchild
real men don't need help feeling good
fucking loser

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>>76839915
>it's another guy in black shorts with white stripe vs guy in white shorts with black stripe episode
>at least 5 times each event

Thank's reebok

>>76839915
>You cant answer either

gee, i wonder, why would a MUAY THAI practitioner like cerrone wear MUAY THAI shorts

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

REALLY BOGGLES THE OL NOGGIN EH

>>76839883
Jorge wears red ones for Cuba I believe
No idea why cowboy and Dustin get blue ones instead of white

>>76839964
USA gets a choice of blue shorts

Booze is literally for the weak willed. I am objectively superior to anyone who drinks.

>>76839961
WHY ARE THEY BLUE?
Muay thai shorts but most kickers prefer the tight vale tudo shorts like wonderboy

Who won and who was the most shook?

https://youtu.be/MZ22FvoGE1o

>>76839925
it's actually painful to watch how slow his hands are

>>76839964
>Jorge wears red ones for Cuba
He was born in america he needs to stop pretending

>>76839983
>WHY ARE THEY BLUE?
Seriously? Perhaps it's the fucking color they, the fighter, chose. Literally not that fucking hard to comprehend.

Can somebody redpill me on why Alexa Grasso changed her name?

>>76839925
I will always respect Conor's enthusiasm, but he is going to get schooled.

>>76839975
What choice do us brits get, i want yellow ones

>>76834431
Don't know how Dern is so cute despite actually being ugly, I think it's the eyes.

Her body is literally perfect though.

>>76840037
>fat slob
>perfect

>>76840014
Not true, the fighters dont get to chose or fighters would chose more colours. You never see pink or purple. You sound like an angry little man probably drunk or small and white

>>76840037
>Don't know how Dern is so cute despite actually being ugly

>How can you be so cute and yet so ugly
She's about half European (half human).

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>>76840045
>tfw you get bodyshamed for being THICC

>>76839985

Werdum was looking shook but I think he's still gonna stretch out Alistair's bp

Shevchenko looked shook af

others I can't really call

>>76840014
They are given only a choice between black, white and an assigned country color.
It's a fucking joke

>>76840045
why dont you show us the amazing 10/10 that you fuck on a regular basis mr.high-and-mighty?

>>76839985
Can Michael "The Shit Eater" Johnson just stop talking?

>>76840025
They're color designated for the country of your Fight kit choosing.
Black w/ White and White w/ Black are default.
Blue for USA, Netherlands, etc. Red for Russia, Canada, Poland, Englad, etc. Yellow for Bosnia, Brazil, etc. Green for Mexico, Jamaica, and Ireland.
>>76840053
>Not true, the fighters dont get to chose or fighters would chose more colours.
Again, it's all through the country on your Fight Kit of choosing, choose the fight kit and color. Roy Nelson has had the Japan and Brazil fight kits and Barnett has had Germany in the past.
>You never see pink or purple.
Wgaf
>You sound like an angry little man probably drunk or small and white
Okay, buddeh, I'm sorry you're too dumb to understand the whole Fight Kit and color options situation. Perhaps you should check out the Sherdog.com forums.

>>76840068
australia literally wouldn't exist if japan won the war, you all would have been torture murdered, stop being a disgrace to your nation

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>>76839985
You don't win or lose professional staredowns, m8
This isn't mandrama

>>76840122
Thanks for the information but you're still a cunt

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Could this be the face of the man who actually saves MMA?

>>76840053
>small and white
kill yourself, twice if you were saying it ironically

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>>76840153
Coker has done literally nothing right except for not emulating the Reebok deal. So, no.

>>76840160
You're a cunt!!!

>>76840172
WTF when did Nate become a porn star?

>>76840167
>Coker has done literally nothing right except build the best MMA roster outside of the UFC

>>76840141
You're shook and you're a dork.

How do I know if I'm a good striker, lads?

>>76840196
Walk into a bar and call out the strongest looking guy to a fight. If you win, you have your answer.

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>>76840149
>Thanks for the information
You're welcome
>but you're still a cunt
LMAO

>>76840187
That's like being the best downhill ski-course in Florida.

>>76840187
And he still has to headline his biggest show with fossils of Chael and Wanderlei ?

>>76840187
Twice

>>76840209
Chael vs Wanderlei is easily the fight on that card which could generate most mainstream interest. There was already years of history behind that fight.

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For what reason?