name them, /sp/ hardmode: alliteration

Antonio and André

TSUUUUUUUUU and SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>76832805
Cristiano and Ronaldo

TSUUU

offside and penalty

TAP and IN

>>76832834
his first son is already called that way

>>76832828
>>76832834
The right one is a female

>>76832805
Adolfo and Jose, send one to Barca's academy and the other to Real's, just to let us witness the World War derby

S and P

>>76832805
lionel and antonella

Test and tube

>>76832858
If the name is already taken he may call it Cristiano_7

Pretty sure it's Mateo and Eva

love and cocks

>>76832911
Ywn get to fuck cr7s daughter.

So he used a surrogate mother again? or are they from his "gf"

>>76832805
if he used a surrogate mother this is illegal since 2012

of course being a halal player nothing will happen

>>76832942
these are tube ones and his current gf is pregnant with another

Perro and Kaka

>>76832942
Test tube babbies.

>>76832805
he's probably already thrown away that little aladin monkey he had until now

>>76832805
Manuel e Maria

Leo and Messi

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>>76832805
in the full pic you can see the watch is nearly as big as the babies

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>>76832805
>tfw he will never impregnate you with genetic freak babies

>>76833083
manlets incoming

>>76832805
Cristiano jr. and Cristina

THEY LOOK BLACK AGAIN! FFS RONALDO! GET A BLONDE QT TEST TUBE RETARD!

Older son: Cristiano
Male twin: Ronaldo
Female twin: Sue

Dinner is ready, the girl is playing in her room so granny shouts: SUUUUUUUUUUUE.... dinner's ready

>>76833134
Whites are genetic failures.

so like, was he there to see them be born? or do they just like ship the babies to you with UPS when they're done

>>76832805
Spee and Spuh

whats TSUU's parents names are?

Alex and Jose

>>76833181
he was playing for portugal

>>76833189
Maria Dolores and José Dinis

>>76832933
>>76832882
>>76832855
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

tso and tsa

>>76833209
put ''JR'' to those names and its done

So they are the midfields or defenders of his futur team made of his sons

His first son being obviously the false 9 of the tam

>>76833258
this might actually be the correct answer

>>76833145
Underrated

Ranheta and Facada

>>76833954
Georgina's kid will be Cocó

Awwwww babies are so cute look at the feet

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Those kids need their mother, is he going to breastfeed them or what? Can someone stop this narcissistic monster already?

>>76834764
Are you for outlawing single parenthhods?

>>76833145
kek

>>76832986
>allowing TSUUUUU to raise FOUR kids

>>76832805
Tax and Evade

Era and Penal.

>>76834764
They are Lebensborn.
He can get the best breast feeders whenever he wants, no need for mothers

>>76832805
Lionel and Messi

>>76832805
pay and taxes

one of them is black wtff


Tap and In btw

Easy.
Christiano and Christiano

CR7, CR17 or CR9

>>76832855
lmao

>>76833134
nigga, they needs all the melanins they can get

Wenger and Out

>>76832805
Lionel and Antonella

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>>76832805

Portu and the Gal

i just read that they were born on 8th june and today is the first time he sees them

Perro and Caca

Middle name: SKEEUP

>>76832805
Cristian and Cristina

>>76833021
i lol'd at first but then i realized what a terrible life that child has and now i feel bad for him

>>76832805
he has only eyes for the boy
really made me think

>>76837939
Poo and loo

>>76837965
he knows which one will become the GOAT
the other will become a whore relying on daddy's money

>>76832805
Pen and System

why does he keep having these half-black babies

>>76832805
tsu and sim

>>76838044
>indios chatting shit @ india

>>76838066
>implying he's not already dreamin of that thin booty to shake

>>76832805
Ron y Aldo

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>>76832855
underrated post!!

malmö and espanyol

cause you just know he's gonna fuck em

Freekick and Penalty.

>>76833209
wait Ronaldo isn't his real surname?

wtf is up with this family.

>>76838286
comedy gold 2bh

>>76838595
his father's favorite actor was Ronald Reagan. He named his son Ronaldo in honor of him

not even joking, google it

>>76838824
no, reagan was his mother's favourite actor. she said it in a documentary

his aunt wanted to name him cristiano and his mother settled on Cristiano Ronaldo

>>76838453
>ronaldo
>scoring free kicks

Lmao are they gonna be black again

tsunaldo must hate being white youknow with the constant spraytanning and stuff

>>76838872
He's not white by /sp/ standards

>>76838884
no one is white by 4chan standards

Muculmano and Mohammed

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>>76838884
hes white looks like typical iberian even if he is from that shitty island

>>76838917

t. Preston Sanchez

>>76838963
only colombians and central americans have names like that

>>76838884
Mediterranean people are not white.

That's just a fact.

>>76838983
well, he's not med...

>>76838983
t.Tona la negra

>>76839001
And Iberian, and Slavs.

>>76839014
there you go

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>>76832855

>>76832805
>paying 200k a head for nigglets
What a disgrace

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I am happy for Tsuu

Malmo and Latvia

Where did he order them from? Amazon? Ebay?

>>76832805
What race was the mother

>>76832865
They have surgeries to correct that nowadays

>>76832805
He already gave his son a tan, what a great father he is!

>>76842309
The Human Race

>>76838824
>>76838844
>literallz named after Ronald Wilson Reagan (devil - 666)
>apparently its because he was the father or mother's favourite actor

Hang on a minute, no human being has ever said Reagan was their favourite actor. Also he had been president for 4 years by the time ronnie was born. This shit is clearly fabricated, what else are they lying about?

Was Ronaldo actually created in a lab, cloned in some secret nazi/cia project? I know in portugal they go a bit easy on the rules regarding what you can do with kids, so that explains why he is from there, the "parents" and "family", all under court gagging orders forbidden to talk about him, don't even have the same surname and the absolutely unlikely cover story is obviously just a front.

Is this the culmination of those Dolly experiments, cause they sure didn't stop trying after the sheep. I am deeply disturbed by the abolute inhumanness of ronaldo and everything he does..

If this were true, do you think he would have a soul like the rest of us?

Tsu and Shoe

>>76838044
>>76838044
>>76838044
>>76838044
>>76838044

>>76833134
Fuck off. Aryan genes are for aryans only.

>>76848242
So you're from Iran or you are Persian? Huh.

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>>76833088
>genetic freak
jesuschrist I hate millennials