/trans/ - Eddie Meme's Relegation Machine Edition

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ISIS edition

>Tottenham Hotspur players arrive back for training on Monday, ready for their new season at Wembley.
>Behind the scenes huge amounts of work have been done on the new White Hart Lane ground, but there's already some fear it won't be ready in time for the 2018 season.
>Spurs execs have already brought this up with Premier League bosses. If it's not up and running by next August (and it's looking tight) then the league can schedule the club to play away games only. To a maximum of 7 games.
>Beyond that? Who knows.

>>76832821
Are spuds being allowed to keep their illegal pitch despite it being a new stadium?

They're only fucking good because they play on a pitch half the size of everyone else

>>76832821
How though? The stadium has been going up at a frightening pace so far

Any updates on the Javi Martínez to Liverpool situation?

>the state of this OP

>3 rumours

You better make this right original poster

>they aren't even rumours

Jesus christ

>Norway moaning about OP
Pottery Ironing.

>>76832838
>group of 5 muslims quickly surround, beat, and subsequently carry off British hottie to rape

>>76832905
>>76832907
>>76832925
Why did none of you make the thread then?

>>76832955
>>76832955
because generals are ruined sp

>>76832955
Making another one with one up already would be even more cancerous. You can still make this right if you just come up with some actual news/rumours

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Real Madrid have enquired about signing 25-year-old Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, according to the Belgium international's agent. (Sport via Evening Standard)

>Fabio Borini's transfer from Sunderland to AC Milan is set to be confirmed after the 26-year-old Italy forward was pictured having a medical with the Rossoneri. (Chronicle)

Monaco and France midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22, has edged closer to completing his £35m switch to Chelsea after having a medical with the Premier League champions. (Daily Mirror)

>Swansea City are in talks to sign Dutch goalkeeper Erwin Mulder. The 28-year-old Heerenveen player has a clause in his contract that allows him to leave on a free transfer. (Daily Mail)

Borussia Monchengladbach are putting together a formal offer of £12m for 23-year-old Tottenham and Netherlands forward Vincent Janssen. (Talksport)

>Barcelona have set aside a budget to sign 27-year-old Spain midfielder Ander Herrera from Manchester United this summer. (Sport via Metro)

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>>76832835
I dont know, i dont worship strangers on the internet, im not a beta.

is simon grayson good?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

this is pretty sad

>>76832945
sounds hot

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transfer banned Atleti stealing Roque Mesa from Swansea

>>76832797
>previous /trans/ thread reaches 500 replies
>someone creates a new /trans/ thread

I know this is a new concept for you people, but you're doing great. We're all proud of you.

>>76833387
Do flat earthers believe in gravity?

>>76833476
yes, but they have to come up with completely different physics to make it work on a flat earth

>>76833537
isn't it basically god's will that keeps a flat earth going?
it has to be because physics won't

>>76833476
They believe in buoyancy and density

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looks like they gave grayson a haircut instead

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Think this might be our second worst kit ever desu.

>>76836209
>yet another asian gambling sponsor
at this rate they should just ship the entire league to china

>>76835992

Good, he looked like a public school kids dad

>>76835992
fucking hell, it's no wonder the JFs are always in here saying >English genes

Serious lack of rumours in here

>West Ham are ready to offload Robert Snodgrass – just six months after signing him for £10m.

>The seemingly inevitable arrival of Dani Alves is set to come next. He has cut his ties with Juventus and is expected to move to the Etihad.

>Barcelona have reportedly made contact with Inter Milan midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia with hopes of recruiting the Frenchman should they fail in their attempts to sign Marco Verratti or Paulinho.

>>76836209
>the city of OPE

Giroud and Wilshere to West Ham. Finally some top class signings in the sight.

>>76835992
>*cues curb your enthusiasm theme*

>>76836923
What? Lyon are trying for him. I doubt he's going anywhere lad.

Trippier got a big contract so Walker should be sold soon

Anyone else actually /trans/ here?

>new thread gets posted after old thread reaches bump limit
>serb cries himself to sleep

live is good, /trans/ lads

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*Wins another treble*

So can Gerrard win the Championship with Preston?

>>76838395
Preston are fucked without Grayson desu.

>>76838149
'no'

>>76838485
SEETHING

>>76835992
looks a bit old to play in the championship

>>76838637
SEETHING

>>76832876
confirmed

>>76836464
>>Barcelona have reportedly made contact with Inter Milan midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia with hopes of recruiting the Frenchman should they fail in their attempts to sign Marco Verratti or Paulinho.
I don't even know where to begin

>>76838873
SEETHING

>>76838873
Better than paulinho tbf

>>76836209
Not really liked any of the Puma kits but this is easily the worst. That red round the badge looks awful and the stripes are pathetic

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>>76838882
>>76838778
>>76838619

>>76839125
FUMING

>>76838873
wouldn't mind him in the squad desu

>>76839125
S E E T H I N G

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>>76839175
>>76839145
STOP IT

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>>76839197
S e E tH in G

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>>76839233
STOP!

>>76838873
Who is he planning to replace? Isn't Central Midfield full to the brim at Barca?

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>>76839262
This isn't over.

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>>76839347
DAMN RIGHT REEEE!

>>76836209
I don't think it's that bad bar the sponsorship box.

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>>76839386
SEE...

>>76833162
Based Portugal

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Oh by the way, there's €30m just sitting on the table if you still have some FFP issues. It's all yours but it'll cost you one Perisic

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>tfw club is finally managed by responsible people

>tfw arab money will finally be used smartly

>tfw most of the cancer in the backroom have been eliminated

>>76836209
sponsor is the only bad thing about it really

>>76839687
the stripe patterning looks like shit

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Ok, the snubchester meme went too far

>tfw dreamt that I was a famous football player, missed an easy shot and /sp/ was posting my name with ">" in front

>>76839746
>Defoe would improve Man Utd

>>76839746
>Keane
They don't need another CB
>Defoe
Literally a shitter Ibra who would not fit in Mou's system

They have 10 days left till there pre season tour though so I think Mou will be mighty pissed if they don't get at least 2 out of the 3 players he wants.

>>76840202
he would

they currently only have one striker, who is the new shaun wright-phillips

soo uhh where the transfers at

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>>76839575

>Inter have achieved Financial Fair Play parity without selling Ivan Perisic or Marcelo Brozovic, claim Sky Sport Italia.

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>Steven Gerrard one of the bookies favourites to take over as PNE manager
please fucking no

>>76841862
it will be uwe rosler

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>Welcome to the Championship, Sunderland.....FOREVER

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where are my manners.

Morning, lads.

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>tfw skrtelpower will never be your dad

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Bundesliga fans, what's up with this guy? Is he really worth 70m euros? To which player he compares to the most?

>>76845445
that fast black fella, you know the one

>>76845445
Probably some type of fake CM

>>76845445

no hes fucking shit like a horrible horrible version of kante. its actually a fucking disgrace to even mention this faggot and kante in the same breath

>>76838873
>anyone going after Condobbià
>fucking BARCELONA going after Condobbià
you just couldn't make that shit up even if you tried.

Any snubs?

>Mememouth signs Ake
They might concede fewer than 60 goals this season.

>Ake back to Bournemouth on a permanent deal
Why even bother ending the loan prematurely? Just wasted 6 months of his career for nothing.

>>76845715
It's as if Chelsea go out of their way to fuck with youth

>>76845729
>out of their way
That is literally their way.

Everton getting Keane for 25m is good business

They can sell him back to manure for the same ratio they paid to buy back Pogba they'll get themselves a cool 222.5m

>>76845501
He doesn't play like Kante at all. But he is pretty overrated

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great bit of business selling Ake. dude had one good game against tottenham in the Semi's. tidy bit of business selling traore and ake for almost 40 million pounds. you have to understand that in order to make the chelsea first team you LITERALLY have to be one of the best in the world. ake would never been nearly as good as azpi/luiz/gary.

>Keita to Liverpool

Mmmmm delicious ABL tears in the morning.

>>76845882
>Gary
>one of the best in the world
At what, scoring scrappy goals from corners?

>>76845445
He is the black iniesta.

>>76845882
>Moses

>>76845445
He's the white Mascherano

>>76845905
?

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>>76838149
kek this is so bad

>>76845905
he's not even nearly worth 80m€

>>76846087
People say that as if it matters. If the club are willing to pay it, who gives a fuck?

>>76846142
because it''s a waste of money that could have been spent better elsewhere

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

looking forward to buying ake back for 60 million in two years

>>76846152
So you're saying instead of spending 70m (won't be that much) on a top top quality player, they should spend 20m on 3 players on the off chance they turn out to be great? Because that's what Liverpool have been doing for about 8 years and it hasn't worked out very well.

>>76846142
t. Paul Pogba

>>76846179
can we get him to do an ama on here

or hell,even on /pol/ kek

>>76846171
>on a top top quality player
if this were true then yes, but he's not. Not to mention Klopp would ruin him

>>76846179
Pogba is just a system babby though.

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*carves teasingly*

>>76846195
It would be a bunch of manchildren telling a 24 y/o millionaire why he's inferior to them

>>76846343
all he needs to do afterwards is post a thread on r9k with him and some white chick

>muh pol boogeyman
the reddit influx lately

AKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76846377
/pol/ literally is the reddit influx

You lot all regurgitate stuff posted on the donald trump subreddit weeks before

>>76846377
>the reddit influx lately
Mostly from r/the_donald

>>76846413
this,reminder that being alt-right/right wing is literally a mental illness.On a /sp/ note, >my team signed Omir Altman,anyone know anything about this guy?

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>>76846413

Chelsea losing a smart defender to keep a couple of idiots is not even the worst aspect of Chelsea selling Akè, the real problem is that if he didn't make it, who will? so far only Tebow actually did. Now youngsters with potential will have less interest in joining Chelsea, because now it's even more evident that they will be loaned around europe for years with no stability and no hope of actually playing for Chelsea for real.

>>76846432
'Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Clara?'

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>>76845882
>. you have to understand that in order to make the chelsea first team you LITERALLY have to be one of the best in the world

>>76838873
Kondogbia is good.

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Threadly reminder

>>76846264
i see and appreciate you anon

>>76846413
where? I just see you safespacers constantly leaking your pussies everywhere. it's just pathetic.

>>76846433
>On a /sp/ note, >my team signed Omir Altman,anyone know anything about this guy?
yeah, he's jewish and you hired him to play a sport that involves running and being in direct sunlight. he will be terrible.

Lmaoing hard at Chelsea customers banging on about how Ake, Zouma and Christensen were the future of their defence

1 down, 2 to go.

>>76846710
Zouma is dead desu, no hope for him.

>>76846710
Ake at least has a buyback but there really is no reason why they shouldn't have gave him a chance in the first team

He did well in a dogshit pl defence

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>http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/nathan-ake-chelsea-bournemouth-transfer-buy-back-clause-a7814166.html
Buying him back for around 30m and by the time he's 24/25 and he'll definitely be worth at least 50m. We'll replace Luiz with him in a few years time and he'll be a fucking steal.
>tfw we're yet to:
-sell Costa to literal whos for 40m
-cuck United by selling them a declining Matic for 40m
-loan out useless nigs (Chalobah, RLC, Aina, Kenedy) for around 60m total
-cuck other teams and loan out more hopeless academy products
feels great man. >we'll have ~350m for Lukaku+Sandro+VVD+Bakayoko

>>76846710
That was a loan shitposter, the Zouma meme died a long time ago

>>76846413
What are you doing browsing reddit you fucking faggot? And just because the first time you saw something posted in one spot doesn't mean it originated there. Shit get reposted ad nauseum, newfriend.

>>76846377
the_donald is literally a /pol/ colony they started for outreach propaganda. the /pol/-reddit relationship isn't an outward-inward influx like you perma-butthurt overpolitical compensation tumblrites like to wail on about, but an inward-outward outreach. You'll find more closet redditors that post on /r/soccer in this general than you'll find actual /pol/acks, and they'll be the ones incessantly whining about /pol/ for no goddamn reason at every fucking opportunity.

>>76846900
Atsu for 6m looks like great value these days.

LOL Sanchez is fucking gone.

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>>76846951
feel bad for poop, eplel players are so shit he has lower himself to sign alexshits again

like getting back with an ugly ex-gf because you can't find anything else to fuck

>>76847004
Pep is a fucking fraud.

>haha I'll just buy everyone haha
>Silva and Sanchez sorted, now I just need Ousmane Dembele haha
>ok time to spend £150m on fullbacks haha

>>76846900
>Oscar to Shanghai
Well that ended up nowhere. Thought he was supposed to be good.

>>76833315

Guess that explains why he went from being a promising player to a shit one

>canada
You don't even get a you, next time to take us for idiots.

>>76846900
Traore was way too cheap for me. I mean, I wouldn't have liked it anyway, but Chelsea could have at least made some money from it.

>>76839125
L I V I D

>>76847033
>top level club needs expensive players to win titles
oh wow, unheard of

>>76847033
Silva and Sanchez are the full backs m8, do you even Pep?

>>76847059
Poop didn't win titles though

>>76835992

He needs to go full baldy. Badly balding hair looks ridiculous and I don't know why people cling to it.

>>76846413
>The state of this """""""man"""""'

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who /too smart for defenders/ here?

>>76847076
and that's why he's signing expensive players this summer

>>76833387
Understanding Gravity as a Vector rather than a downforce.jpg

>>76846441
oh my days

>>76847004
This is a terrible meme you're doing, anon. If you think Sanchez is shit, you're a retard. He's single handedly kept Arse from irrelevancy. If he can drag shit up to mediocrity, then he can drag good up to great.

You're a mong and this "everybody is shit but I won't say why they're shit" gimmick is terrible tbhfama.

>>76847191
>He's single handedly kept Arse from irrelevancy
>6th place
ok
>If he can drag shit up to mediocrity, then he can drag good up to great
lmao like he did at barcelona? they had to get rid of him to win another treble

alexis is an arsenal player, that's where he fits, a big fish in a small pond of shit

>>76847253
>6th

Post discarded. Kys shitposter.

what is it with non-brits getting basic shit wrong about the PL these days? Last night we had a Swede who confused FA Cup and League Cup and now we have a Spaniard who can even remember the last table positions of PL from like a month ago.

fucking disgusting, non-brits banned when?

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what did they mean by this?

>>76847275
He's not pointing his little finger out. 0/10 would not drink tea with.

>>76847260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gG-YzfKDMI
>this is a player/10 in the eplel
ayy lmao

>>76847253
that's a terrible fucking argument. that's like saying Figo was shit because Madrid went on to win loads more cups, or that Ronaldinho was shit cause Barca went to win more cups.

stop being so mad. sanchez at city would easily make the team CL challengers if Pep got some defenders.

>>76847291
>YouTube Compilation

Go find Compilations of Mbappe, surely makes him worth £100M mate. Next port on your shitpost call is to go to Squarka and make a comparison screenshot.

>>76847156
Let's not pretend we understand gravity at all, at best we can describe what it does.

>>76847291
you could make a fail compilation for anyone who's played a significant number of games

>>76847295
>sanchez at city would easily make the team CL challengers
city were semifinalists 2 seasons ago without sanchez nor poop

>>76847305
>>76847307
S E E T H I N G

>wonga about to sell his best player do a direct rival again

imagine being an arsenal fan

i said yep. what a concept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn2EailXuQ8

Lads, can you imagine being dumb enough to have ever rated Messi?

>>76847330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46-7hGNfdQ8

look at this literal shitter lmao

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>>76847326
Imagine thinking that the FA Cup is the League Cup. And no, don't play the "n-not that Sweden :(((" card.

>>76847356
found the arsenal fan

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>>76847356
Ahahahahahahhaha!

>>76847372
And I told you yesterday I'm not. I support Leltic, I'd go and photography my signed shirt by Martin O'Niel but what's the point when you're an utter mong who can't tell the fucking difference between the FA Cup and the League Cup.

>>76847275
I swear to God if this happens I'm going to do something unreasonable.

>>76847410
>if

kek

>>76847410
Bravo will be leaving City anyway.

>>76847395
>celtic fan

lmao

>>76847434
>it's bad you support a team in your country
I know it must be difficult for you bandwagoners to understand, but try.

>>76847291
Looks like an average game for Neymar.

>>76847426
willy would have accepted a new contract if that was the case. It's going to be bravo and ederson.

Alexis
Bernardo Silva
De Bruyne
Sane
Sterlel
David Silva
Aguero
G. Jesus

What formation is pep going for next season?

>>76847443
>replying to the 'everybody is shit' memester
pretty sure he's argentininan desu

>>76847440
how convenient that you support the only team in your league/country

>>76847416
STOP TALKING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76847426
Cheeky move to Arsenal, maybe?

>>76847452
>>76847130
this

>>76847150
>this summer
implying he didn't spend over 100 milion last season

>>76847454
And you should know that Rangers used to exist as a rival 20 years ago. They'll be back.

>>76847477
>expecting a guy who can't tell the difference between League Cup and FA Cup to know anything about the Literally Who League history

WEW LADDY.

>>76847457
Nah. Arsenal are back to the way they are, sadly. Selling their best and buying nothing, except they don't have CL football to keep people interested. Pretty sure you're not an Arsenal fan so you must be a City fan.

>>76847492
might be literally who but at least we support our own countries teams and shit, I also support East Fife FC, well, not support per se, just follow a bit.

>>76847477
doesnt change the fact that you are a bandwagoner

>>76847511
that's not how bandwagoning works. Celtic are a club in my country, not another country. I support them, not a country hundreds if not thousands of miles away in a culture which is radically different, where they speak a different language and aren't even in the same time zone.

stop being buttmad you're a bandwagoner for following Italian and English leagues, your blood pressure must be huge.

>>76847522
yes how lucky you are that you chose to support one of the only two teams in your country

guess every manchester united fan from london arent bandwagoners

>the german commentator using a common expression made the newspapers in denmark

whoever got offended by that are the actual racists desu

>>76847555
>german commentator using a common expression
What was it?

>>76847443
I wish alexshits would have played like neymar the 3 years he spent at barcelona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC5Ahq4HSVg
>GOOOoo... wtf!
>wtf he missed!
>who missed?
>alexis, who else
LMAO it's like a sitcom script

worst transfer window in ages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0IYK3BtJnk

If we want to talk about overrated shit, we should talk about Maradona

>>76847535
Mate you first said that Celtic were the only team and now you're saying it's one of two. Make up your mind, you're playing this by fucking ear. Just shut the fuck up, you know nothing. As for bandwagoning, that would be true if they were Mexican supporting them, but they're not. They were born there. The fact I have signed stuff proves I go to the fucking games and don't just watch streams and shitpost on a Burmese Etch-a-Sketch animation board. Stop being a mong. If you're born in England, chances are you have relatives who support said clubs or family members who do. Gee whiz that's often how people start supporting a club! You? You live fucking miles away, in another time zone and probably have never been to England yet you still fucking follow it AND Italy and claim you're not bandwagoning it, when you get the pick of the lot to have some faux fucking connection too, mate.

>>76847566
>this buttmad Spaniard is still fucking going
sort it out, like. tell me who your favourite player is who's obviously infinitely better than Sanchez.

>>76847555
Are you begging us to ask you to tell us more or do you think people here read newspapers from Denmark?

>>76847590
>he doesn't read Kristeligt Dagblad

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>>76847492
>you're not an Arsenal fan
W-wrongo!

>>76847597
Bandwagoner.

>>76847585
>trying to justify your bandwagoning with having signed stuff

lmao, doesnt matter what you say, if you choose to support a team because of their success you are a bandwagoner even if you live in the same country or not

>>76847609
Doubt.jpg.

I've seen Poland ABA's before so gonna go with that assumption.

>>76847562
>>76847590
there's been like 5 threads about it, i figured u had seen it

"mach mal nicht den affe"

if you translate it word for word it means "dont do the monkey" - but it's an old expression that basically means "dont go crazy" or something like that.
he said it because rüdiger and chicharito were going at it.

of course viewers instantly complained about it. honestly though who's the racist in the situation
>the commentator who uses an old expression without thinking about who it is he's saying it about

or

>the viewer who instantly connects the word monkey to rüdiger

>>76847585
>buttmad Spaniard
you are the only one angry at others' opinions, I'm incredibly happy to talk about alexshits all day now that he's not in barcelona (and he was the club's record sale and to arselel no less lmao)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh5njS31n5o
ayyy I have to admit the guy was amazing for comic relief

>>76847633
Who said anything about supporting them cause of their success? In Scotland you grew up in three kinds of households, one that supported Celtic, one that supported Rangers or the other kind. I grew up with 2 brothers (and a sister) and my da who all supported Celtic. If I had chosen fucking Aberdeen I'd have been fucked over. But I didn't chose, I was surrounded by Celtic shit and taken to Celtic matches. So I supported Celtic.

But, if I'm a bandwagoner, then so are you. For literally doing the same thing, except in a country hundreds of miles away in a different timezone. Oh and doing it in ANOTHER country, hundreds of miles away. Pathetic lad, we're done here.

>>76847651
What? No, I've not talked to you. I've been busy with the Bandwagoner Swede. I just posted that you're fucking obsessed, but I see you dodged my question so the other guy was right, you're just shitposting.

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>>76847647
>there's been like 5 threads about it, i figured u had seen it
>leaving /trans/

>>76847634
Well, I kinda follow them, watch the games whenever I can and even get somewhat mad when they embarrass themselves, but other than that, I care for my local team way more.
Cheers.

>>76847670
fair enough, lad. what local team do you support?

>>76847660
so your whole family are bandwagoners, pathetic

also fyi im not the same swede you argued with before, i support my local team

>>76847676
[spoiler]Legia[/spoiler].

>>76832817
So cute

Banned for postings a qt chink every thread. Fuck off janny.

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>>76847699
how long? kek

>>76847680
>not the swede
hahaahhaahha. see >>76847356

as for my whole family? fair enough I guess, I mean you don't know what you're talking about or how it works and the bandwagon doesn't apply when they're, you know, your local team within walking distance. But hey, you keep telling yourself you're not a bandwagoner for supporting a PL team and Italian team. Sure it'll make you sleep at night better while you hug your customer products and cry yourself to sleep

>H-he's wrong.. I'm a PL l-lad t-t-through and through h-he's fel! FEL! FEEEEEL!

>>76837957
He shouldnt be a nail on starter though, not good enough

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:)

>>76847666
>No, I've not talked to you
ayyy
>alexshits shitchez
lmao you are probably crying in anger right now

>>76847710
good post

>>76847712
Dunno. I'm on clover on mobile data atm and it won't show up me.

>>76847699
Janny's can't ban, retard. Go back to where you came from.

also that swede got BTFO so hard I'm actually cringey from 3rd person embarrassment. Why are scots so /bro/?

>>76847717
her head is basically floating, fucking disgusting bitch

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*braps*

>>76847720
I made that one post about you still going on, you can think he's shit, no skin off my nose, you're wrong, but whatever. Anyway, tell me who your favourite player is then who is better than Sanchez.

>>76847717
she looks like a persona character

>>76847726
>clover still not allowing you to choose flags on pol

>>76847713
how convenient for your story that you added the part where celtic are your local team

>>76847728
Honestly have never been banned before so I didnt know that.

>>76847748
what? read further up you mong, I said I can go to their games to get things signed, that's the fucking implication I can get there.

holy shit why won't you read?

>ever thinking Spurs would actually sign Lemar

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>>76847760

>>76847763
going to games =/= local team

>>76847777
Why would I drive all the way to a team hours away when I could watch it at home? Scotland is a nightmare of a country, lad. It's a 30 min walk away. It's literally the most exercise Scots do these days.

>>76847768
Monaco say they're not selling him to anybody for any price this window.

>>76847760
Times have changed lad.

Not so relevant for this thread but There is this one webm where a fat kid kicks a ball then double kicks one of the other two kids there. Can someone post it?

>>76847763
Don't argue with white people, it's pointless and at worst it ends with him going on a killing spree.

>>76847763
You said you were in Aberdeen, hector

can the celtic guy stop arguing with the swede because the swede is clearly an actual retard
ta

Could you autists(brits) stop arguing with Swedes please? Your arguments are ridiculous.

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Where do you guys think Huddersfield will end up finishing next season? Curious town fan here.

Amazing how a single poster can ruin a whole country.

Amazing how buttmad an entire country can get by one person watching their league(albeit not as much as he claims if he mixes up the literal who toruneys). Brits truly are a unique collective of autistic individuals.

This is the same person that proxies as the flip customer

any update on the mendy to man city situation?

this is the worst thread on this board

>>76848020
I'm not the guy you're arguing with you sperg. I'm just not going to let you shit on my fellow swede for watching your shitty league.

>>76848034
Mendy signed for Bordeaux la

>>76848043
I am going to burn you. Dixi

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swedes OUT

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>posting about potential money laundering deals, most of which probably won't even go ahead

>>76848091
nowt else to do

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Who can stop us?

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Built a pretty solid lineup for City using only strikers and attacking midfielders currently at the club

Gundogan gets to keep because he plays a bit deeper

>>76848140
>bony in defence
can't be worse than as a forward

>>76848140
>Bony and Ian Nacho
Honestly probably better than most midtable CBs

>>76848140
I get the feeling that Pep will invert his fullbacks next season

>>76848177
Dunno, Mendy and Walker are the likely ones and they're both players who bomb up and down the wing and don't have that much technical ability

>>76847954
Dunno. Could be midtable, could be a complete disaster of a season. But it's not going to be boring with all the attacking players >we're signing.

>>76847954
17th

Despite the style you were pretty shit at attacking last year but seem stable enough to stay up

>Alderweirald has a £23m release clause next year
>he's asking to be joint highest earner to get rid of it
But I thought Levy was a master negotiator?

>>76848043
I haven't argued with anyone

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Bold prediction, Spurs won't make top 4 next season.

>>76848217
They've lost their meme pitch for the season

Dunno if they're allowed it in the new stadium either

>>76848217
It depends on how United, Liverpool and Arsenal do. Right now I'd put money on a chelsea/city/united/spurs top 4.

>>76846171
in the last 8 years how many league wins???

>>76848224
City/United title race
Chelsea 3rd (they'll go out of europe early so not too much strain)
Liverpool/Arsenal for 4th
Spuds/Everton for 6th

>>76848231
>United title race

with morata?

>>76848193
It didn't help that most of the league played super defensively against us last year, we're probably going to have the opposite problem this season desu. Pretty sure teams like Spurs will put 6+ past us.

>>76848240
>Morata
>Ever going to United without them spilling their pockets

Face it. He's never going to United. They're too proud to pay what Madrid demand and Flo is too greedy to let him go for less

chelsea sign somebody REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76848240
Yeah I can't see >us challenging for the title with only Morata, if that's even happening. Team needs at least two new attackers. Sanchez would be so perfect but that's never happening.

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*scores*

tfw no news

I love /trans/ lads.

tfw no bf(female)

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*doesn't sign for you*

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Remember the time Arsenal tried to rig the league so nobody could catch up with them?

>>76848822
pls explain to a brainlet to me

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>>76848822

>>76848822
I still laugh at people who thought that financial regulations weren't put in place to protect the already existing elite.

>>76848822
>>76848848
>all of the "big" clubs except city and chelsea as the signees
makes you think

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New Football Weekly is up lads
https://www.theguardian.com/football/audio/2017/jun/30/black-magic-white-lies-and-germany-in-two-finals-football-weekly-extra

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>>76848822
Didn't read lol

>>76848875
Chelsea ended up signing it as well iirc.

>>76836209
It looks kind of cool tbf

guys its going to be months until hockey and like 3 weeks until club friendlies start in europe i'm soooo bored

>>76838149
Who are these people?

>Fabinho's asking price is €50million (£43M)
That's unexpectedly cheap.

>>76848884
>Paolo
eh
>Fatty
yay
>macintosh
boo

>Manchester City could face transfer ban over signing 16-year-old Argentine

>>76846171
No it's not
Also, leave it to a scouser to not understand how fucking money works

>>76848943
I thought they already had a youth transfer ban

>>76848943
isn't this the one that was given the OK by fifa and the FA?

>>76848966
we're banned from english lads not foreign ones

transfer prices now are absolutely insane

i guess for the older generation that was the case 10-15 years ago but now the price of transfers has practically quadrupled since i've been following football

>>76849000
They're just in line with inflation

>FC Barcelona Verified account @FCBarcelona_es
>[ÚLTIMA HORA] El Barça ejerce la opción de recompra sobre Gerard Deulofeu
oh well, at least it's a real transfer even if he's absolute shit

>>76848205
Should just pay him whatever desu, getting him on another deal would be great for spuds.

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NEW THREAD
>>76849020

NEW THREAD
>>76849020

NEW THREAD
>>76849020

>>76849022
*rots on the bench*

>>76849028
wouldn't suprise me if he was loaned out or resold this same summer

>>76848205
Pay the man whatever he wants

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Reminder

>>76847794
Just read they're holding out for 75 mil. So guess he is staying

>>76847452
Sterling sane and Silva on the bench

>>76838149
>Spend 50m on Perisic and Fabinho each so they can warm the bench
what did he mean by this?

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>19:18
>44°C
Literally dying right now.

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>>76848923
tehee

>>76847717
>orbiting this
numales creep me out

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Fabinho Fucking when? why nobody wants to buy Fellaini? this shit is scaring me.

>>76848923
Keeps changing, heard it is £30m, then £35m, then £35+5m addons, and now £40+m

I don't know which Midfielder United want to sign but they kinda need Fabinho or someone else who will take over the Carrick role and give Pogba and Herrera a bit more freedom.

But most of all they need another Striker, and it seems Morata isn't happening, or is stalling at any rate, and United are trying to low ball Torino over Belotti which is stupid as he has a contract till 2021

>>76847954
They'll probably stay in Huddersfield I really don't see them relocating tbH

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>>76849561
wew lad

>>76849641
hello pablo james escobar rodriguez

>>76849000
>>76849010
Isn't Zidane still the most expensive transfer ever when inflation is taken into account?

>>76849727
Buffon is probably pretty fucking expensive as well when Inflation is taken into account.

>>76849708
Hello Singaporean Anon.

>>76849767
is Colombia comfy?

>>76849601
>the reincarnation of Scholes and Keane

I wish they were dead desu, hilarious that they would be reincarnated as niggers too.

>>76849727
He would be around 100m Euros I think?

>>76849777
Yeah, kinda boring if you ask me.

>>76849819
At least it isnt as boring as Singapore desu, do you move around alot?

Reminder the transfer window officially opens in six hours and ten minutes.

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>tfw was banned for gfjustsentmethisposting

>>76849601
next owen hargreaves and phil neville if theyre lucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipEh7iF6RY

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Who's going to watch?

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>>76849830
can you turn this into a daily reminder please?
would be embarassing if I forgot haha

>>76849824
Yeah, I travel around with a childhood friend when we have time, do you?

>>76849856
Just saw Javi's plane pass over my house la

>>76849864
Meant for >>76849833