What did he mean by this?

>>76830686
>Look guys I'm straight ahahaha

>>76830686
literally who

>>76830686
where's the uncensored pic

>>76830708
nvm lads found it http://ftop.ru/xxx-walls/43681-blonde-legs-stockings-limo-pussy-lips-shaved-heels.html

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>>76830686
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much pussy does Irsay get in a week?

>>76830696
billionaire drug addled owner of the Indianapolis Colts

>>76830717
That's a sketchy link Texas

>>76830727
>billionaire drug addled owner
based

>>76830734
>2017
>not using linux and clicking whatever shit you want to
Americans are so fucking dumb.

>>76830696
Trust fund babby

>>76830727
Lucky him. The older I get the more I realize that money does indeed buy happiness and all the love and things I believed in aren't really what I imagined since people are generally similar despite us believing we're all unique snowflakes
Seems like my mother was right, no one will ever love me more

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>>76830686
>be a billionaire
>have a woman who looks like this every night
>still have shit taste in underwear

America.

>>76830717
>having a naked woman as your wallpaper
What kind of manchild does this

Luck is great, but too loyal for his own good.

>>76830686
What a hot trap

>>76830930
>Seems like my mother was right, no one will ever love me more
hi, Norman Bates

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>>76830930
>this post

KEK

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>le kill my cokehead mistress in a house owned by the team and face no charges man
>le get pulled over high as shit with 30k in cash and a sack of pills and get probation man
>le cry to Goodell and make the NFL a qb babby league man
>le participation banner man

>muh protect the shield

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>>76830686
Who did this?

>>76831355
>58 years old
How is he still having sex?

>>76830941
More like

>Be billionare
>still need to show off to the world
>Record yourself fucking the escort you hired for one night

Preety fucking sad desu. If he felt truly loved he wouldn't need to put it on fucking twitter for everyone to see.

He obv isn't satisfied with his life and needs to put on this show to show people how "good" his life is even if people have been fucking for millions of years and it's something just 14 years old would feel any admiration for.

>>76831368
This.

I got bored by 29 and only slept with two women in my life.

>>76831492
>only 2 women
>30 years old

Dude the average /sp/artan can get at least 2 girls a semester in college

>>76831534
s-sure buddy haha i have had sex with many females

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>>76831534
>Dude the average /sp/artan can get at least 2 girls a semester in college
>he actually believes this

>>76831580
>not a trap
gay

>>76831285
>>76831304
Prove me wrong. Mothers would give their lives to save their children; finding a woman who truly loves you is an impossible task. It's all dependent on money and other things you have to offer, if that comfortable life doesn't exist you'll see just how much your gf loves you
You're scummy people for laughing

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>>76831619
Please, get some help before you pull an Elliot Rodger. KEK

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>>76831580
Wait a sec...he pulled the pic from a porn website? Holy shit!

>>76831580
shit taste Jim. typical plastic skank.

>>76830930
>>76831619
this is misc-tier cringe. good thing you're not american because this is future school shooter talk.

>>76830954
Jim Irsay

>>76831679
well western yuros have gotten all kinds of alternative ideas from their jihadi... guests

>>76831580
I really really like her vagina

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>>76831580
>google image search
>turns out its a pic from a porn photoshoot

So he didn't even take the pic? He just got it from a fucking online photo album? This guy is a fucking loser.

>>76831368
>How is he still having sex?
drugs

>>76831492
how do you avoid suicide friend? I've slept with 11 at 28 and I think I'm a sexual failure

>>76831679
Elaborate because I am not a mental case like most of the genuine psychopaths who post here
I just want to be truly loved and I'm coping with reality, faggot

>>76831312

Everyone knows being rich reduces punishment of crimes

>>76830720

As much as he can pay for...a lot.

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>>76831762
>I am not a mental case like most of the genuine psychopaths who post here
>few posts earlier
>'Seems like my mother was right, no one will ever love me more'

You're a 'sexual experience with your mother' away from being a serial killer.

>>76831762
>I post here but at the same time I'm better than everyone else posts here
>the fact that no one loves me specifically is proof that love doesn't exist

LITERALLY >>76831651

>>76831762
UTV guy is that you?

>>76831741
sauce of that protein scene?

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>>76830930
>>76831619
lmao kys before you go on a stabbing spree with an illegal plastic knife lad

>>76831865
nah, the archiver actually felt true love towards UTV

he means to exemplify the purest, most erotic part of the female form, the navel

>>76831828
I'm not attracted to my mother, unlike most of the degenerate cancer who post here

>>76831846
I am indeed better than you

>>76831865
No, I'm you

>>76831948
because your mother is ugly, not because you're not a degenerate

>>76831948
i am better than you and you can't disprove that

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>>76831948
>being THIS autistic

It's no wonder that you can't find anybody but your own mother that loves you

>>76831961
t. Degenerate
Don't be disgusting; you're turning my desire to be truly loved by a woman into the kind of filth so many post here fap to

>>76831964
You're a mapuche, just proved it :^)

>>76831983
>weaboo
I am actually very good at attracting women, but that doesn't mean their feelings for me are true unconditional love. Unlike weebs on this site who are happy to get any kind of attention from a woman

Come at me, fags

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>>76832046

>n-no women totally love me haha. they t-totally dig the creepy vibe I give off...

>>76832109
That's why you don't understand. Getting laid isn't a problem, it's the disappointment that what I consider true pure love doesn't exist and the only reason I know that is because I'm good with women
Keep memeing though

this guy is actually insane

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>>76832201
>>76832201
>i-im totally good with women ha ha...pls believe me

Whatever makes you feel better and keeps you from shooting up your office buddy.

I believe in a thing called love
just listen to the rhythm of my heart

>>76832046
>be truly loved
>true unconditional love
lol grow up

that's fairy tale bullshit, not how real committed adult relationships work

>>76832597
They're long term business transactions where things are traded for other things
Rather be Irsay or go full fag like tapnaldo and have test tube children

>>76832687
>They're long term business transactions
and that's wrong, too. Christ, just head over to /r9k/ and give up

>>76832687
>>76832687
>unconditional love
>why can't I find someone who loves me no matter what kind of lifestyle I lead or the choices I make in order to maintain said lifestyle!?

Love doesn't work that way, you turbo autist.

>>76831580
Sauce?