/heem/ - Meegan edition

(EMBED) THOSE WHO (EMBED) (EMBED)

>>76829039
It's a pity she dropped out of the fight, I was hoping that a girl I fingered in a night club toilet would be able to become a UFC champ.

>>76829053
you jacked off Cyborg?

>>76829063
Unironically would.

>>76829056
uma delicia

>>76829094
She looks so weird and uncoordinated. I don't understand.

>>76829094
>that alienlike body
is this good striking

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SAGEBEDDED #2
https://youtu.be/7DfRgtstAgk

Megan Anderson is unattractive.

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>>76829143
Based.

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>>76829164
truth

>>76829164
Don't even try to (>implying) that you wouldn't climb that mountain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtBv1Jk8qF8&t=49s

danas a fucking dork

Who gives a fook bout Megan Anderson.This is full of Aussie romantic faggots

Come to the real thread

>>76829083
>>76829083
>>76829083

>JDS v Ngannou

for fricks sake...

>>76829246
I know, right I wanted to see Ngannou vs. Lewis.

>>76829230
Waifuposting is a central tenet of /heem/.

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>>76829111

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>>76829164
You are the gayest thing since gay came to the Gay Town

>>76829310
Paddy the Baddy Pimblett

>>76829312
Looks like a Miami ghetto.

>>76829312

Don't make me suck you off faggot

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hahahahaha Americans jerking off to Megan Anderson webm &Aussie fags talking bout dat fight never happened

U R ON /heem

>>76829354
Go back to praying for Maryna, Aristotelis

>>76829297
>>76829039
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>>76829310
>>76829312
>>76829324
looks like a dude

>>76829375
lmao

>>76829387
Who???

>>76829416
How long until she's sponsored by BLACKED?

>>76829143
how does sage not get destroyed by makdessi

Is Anderson - Jacare going to be for the interim belt?

Also, did anyone else feel Josh Barnett on Joe was problematic?

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>>76829394
guess i'm a fag

>>76829424
Back flip front kick KO inside of fifteen seconds.

>>76829424
Spinning headkick KO, Sage can throw it Makadesi can get hit by it

>>76829438
no there is already a middleweight interim belt

>>76829424
got like 50 pounds on the dude

>>76829416
coker looks like a yuge creep

>tfw was lying about Anderson vs Jacare and Aldo vs Edgar 3

got you guys

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>>76829454
>tfw a bong abuses your trust

Never again.

>>76829454
>thinking anyone believed you
fansperg your such a dork

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-donald-cerrone-injured-off-ufc-213-ufc-214-robbie-lawler

>“Here’s the deal. ‘Cowboy’ Cerrone is a stud. He’s too tough for his own good,” White said. “He absolutely wanted to fight. The kid’s got a pulled groin; he’s got a bruise from his knee to the inside of his groin. And his other knee is blowing up; he’s got staph infection.

>“Could he come out and fight? Probably. Should he come out and fight Robbie Lawler with a pulled groin? No, he shouldn’t. We’re going to get him healthy and remake the fight.”

>Asked if that could happen at UFC 214 on July 29 in Anaheim, which earlier reports indicated, White was clear that would not happen.

>“No, it won’t be on Anaheim,” White said.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

>>76829498
>to smart too stack cards

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>>76829498
lame

>>76829416
womens fighting should be banned

>>76829354
Have you payed your debts yet, Greece?

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>>76829536
>womens fighting should be topless
fix'd that for you

>>76829609
Pay debts.

>>76829489
>>76829476
got u good

>>76829547
OYZO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ww-TQUeA3E

my walkout song

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dam wideman was leaky

>>76829416
saved.Best webm today

Who is your favorite strawweight in the UFC?

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>>76829800
Hop in my time machine to when she was 13 and devirginise her.

>>76829830
GRASSO
R
A
S
S
O

>>76829830
rose namajunas

>>76829030
Does the winner peg the loser at the end of the match like in Ultimate Surrender?

>>76829911
Peg?

>>76829929
When a woman wears strap on and fucks another woman.

>>76829848
Aussies r lookin 4 the face & not the body.forever an Aussie fag

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>>76829830
jj

>>76829777
Yaya a CUTE!!!

>>76829939
Strap on?

>>76829951
>a CUTE!!!
Literally cringed. Stick to anime you weirdo.

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Considering how he struggled with Masvidal, Maia doesnt have a hope does he?

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Already???

>>76829988
5 rounds of backpacking will gas Tyrone harder than standing at the fence waiting for Wonderboy to commit, but Tyron blacksplodes in the last 10 seconds of 5th round and wins

>>76829988
Tyron isn't Masvidal, he's fucked

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>>76829454

mischievous

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>>76829030
>maia instead of masvidal
shit fight

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Do we have a new worst poster in heem lads?

Florida's own Jorge Masvidal is objectively the best fighter in the UFC.

>>76830013

Why would masvidal get it over maia ya dingus

>>76830017
looks like miesha

>>76830021
Don't even like the dude but Cody is the best fighter in the ufc right now

>>76830022
he won that fight my guy for sure 100% dude since backyard street fighting no doubt

>>76830022
Masvidal won 3 rounds of a 3 round fight

>>76830027
25 and body already broken down. trashed.

>>76830030
fuck that brit. i bet he's a cuck.

>>76830013
masvidal is a meme fighter who has a huge reddit fanbase

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>>76829941
lel

>>76830027
Cody isn't even the best fighter at 135.

>>76830039
>Cody isn't even the best fighter at 135.
Who is?

>>76830037
i don't know what meme fighter means and i've never used reddit so suck my dick you gunless zero

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>>76830026
prime tate was less ayy lmao

>>76830043
It's pretty clearly TJ. He has a far better resume than either Cruz or Cody.

Diaz bros and Masvidal fan base are middle class white boys. You can tell because they want "real fighter" bullshit

>>76830052
Australia strikes again

>>76830039

Which white fighter do you want to win? randa or grasso?

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>>76830047
>tfw no titties

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Is Blade the epitome of those black guys who are obsessed with kung fu movies and Bruce Lee?

>>76830052
No it's Cody, he's the most talented in the ufc right now

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>tfw could heem everyone in this thread

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>>76830046
you seem upset

Ask literally the only fighter here anything.

>>76830060
If Grasso wins it means that she's learnt from the Herrig fight and won't try to coast to a decision. Grasso could well be the GOAT white wMMA fighter.

>>76830067
>lost the exchanges to Cruz when leading
>two of the three judges gave Cruz each of 1, 2, and 5

I'm unconvinced that you watched the fight.

It doesn't matter, Cody's going to retire before the end of the year.

Cody won the decision
Cruz won the fight

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Is Alewexa Grasshito a good fighter?

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Who do you see Eugene S. Robinson beating in the UFC?

>>76830114
>proxies get banned
>we're reduced to this
lol this board is bloodyelbow tier clean now

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>>76830052
TJ was heemed by flyweight midget

>>76830127
Cody got KTFO by a guy with one amateur fight when he'd had 5.

>>76830083
You make it sound like Cruz isn't a dangerous fight? I don't think you're a real fan

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Do they win their next fights?

>>76830101
>get dropped 3 times by a bobble head boxer who thinks he's' in a dance off

>He won the fight though

>>76830164
Yes, no.

>>76830159
I'm not saying that Cruz isn't a dangerous fight, I'm saying that Cody happened to get lucky with the judges and TJ was unlucky. However, TJ has also demolished two top contenders and neither Cody or Cruz (since returning to fighting) have.

He clearly has the better resume.

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Do we have a new worst poster in /heem lads?

>>76828364
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/28/new-orleans-tourists-attacked-4-arrested-in-french-quarter-beating.html

Just in case anyone was wondering what the aftermath was.

Fucking shit fuckall.
>tony/khabib
>TJ/garbage
>lawler/cowboy

Why can't we have nice things? Who's fault is this?

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>>76830164
Do they have fites booked ?

>>76830189
report

>>76830191
>TJ/garbage
Imagine being this pathetic

>>76830195
Torres is fighting Lima, Pennington is fighting physical therapy for her shoulder.

>>76830191

Do you think it will be Jones popping again, or DC injured again that kills 214?

>tfw we all know it will be one of the two

>>76830195
Holy shit Krakowiewicz I wanna bang Joanna now.Best img

>>76830202
Jones with an elbow injury.

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For me, it's Dernkenzie Mac

>>76830220
fat

>>76830177
In support of your point I would say that TJs losing effort against Cruz was kinda just as impressive as Cody's win. Cody came in with a game plan that neutralized cruz's strengths, which is really impressive because Cruz is a very intelligent fighter and no one had ever figured him out like that before. But TJ did exactly what you're not supposed to do against Cruz (chase after him/try to apply pressure/engage in the open) and still came within a hair of winning. He almost beat the best defensive style in mma history with straight forward aggression. That's fucking sick

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woodley vs. maia - literally 0 ppv buys

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/29/15891304/morning-report-johny-hendricks-says-illness-led-to-missed-weight-cut-185-is-easy-to-make-ufc

>The former welterweight champion explained that thought he was easily on target to make the weight, he came down with a high fever during fight week and that complicated his cut and made it impossible to execute properly.

>“Wednesday, something happened and I started running a fever. Thursday, Friday I’m sitting there going, ‘Oh my gosh.’ It’s funny because I love fans but I think that they’re the most ill-informed people and the reason that I say that is because if y’all are feeling sick, what do y’all do? If you are sick what do you get to do? You get to take a day off.

Fuck this fatass.

>>76830236
Nobody buys a card for anything but the headliners, and this is under JJ/DC. 750k.

>>76830202
We'll I'm sure it won't happen because as I said above, we can't have nice things

But they specifically lined up not 1 but 2 other title fight for 214 just in case, so it should be fine

>>76830247
"sick"
yeah you're sick because your body can't handle the weight cut lol

>>76830220
She needs to get her diet under control

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>>76830247

lmao jumbo hendricks is such a loser.

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>>76830256
yeah how do you workout that much and still be a cow

For sure though Dillashaw should be seen as the best at 135. Apart from the lost split decision against Cruz, he has won six unanimous/tko/ko fights since he last lost another split decision. Always against top opponents mind you.
Cody is still a bit unproven and Cruz is coming from an unanimous loss.

>>76830268
Eat more.

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>>76830228
>>76830256
You're fat

>>76830285
My dick is pretty fat right now I tell you hwut.

>>76830285
BEACHED WHALE

>>76830270

>Cody is still a bit unproven
>raped Cruz for 5 rounds

I dunno guy I think that's fairly definitive

>>76830285
post the webm where shes in the pool

>>76830285

dont post the webm where shes in the pool

>>76830270
Cody would kill TJ

>>76830306
truely my nemesis

come to 10th planet amsterdam I will fuck you up from rubber guard

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>>76830247
>manlet delusion

>>76830313

lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C.

>>76830325
lmao I did and you they had no idea who that was

>>76830325
>replies to my offer with his offer
pussy

come to 10th planet amsterdam and ask for John E. I live 4min away. I got this move called tower 7 ill show ya

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>>76830285
>her thighs

>>76830294
just one fight my man
and he had studied cruz a long time, had the perfect gameplan. let's see what he can do against TJ, if he gets fit to fight him soon.

>>76830329

come to 10th planet amsterdam and ask for John E. I live 4min away. I got this move called tower 7 ill show ya

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>>76830344

>>76830345
Boxingswede you are an absolute mong, go back to your private safe space discord

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Is the meet and greet today?

>>76830353
literally disgusting, it feels good to be too intelligent for procreation

>>76830366
are you taking out the trash lmao

>>76830247
>be sick
>gain weight

what did he mean by this?

>>76830385
Depressed

>>76830366
where did you go to high school, pine crest here

>>76830392
want to meet in the pine crest parking lot this weekend?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV7Fj3sFvqK/

Are the Teymur brothers legit autistic?

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>>76830353
>dat tummy

>>76830375
ya i just dumped your mom in the compactor

>>76830411
>that dad body

How old is that dude?

unironically about how much does it cost to have a website with just a /sp/ board with this amount of traffic?

If there is more than 2 brits posting here I leave

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just found out my first borns name

>>76830294
He arguably lost three rounds; two of the judges gave him each of 1, 2, and 5.

*gets angry at you*
*punches you in the face*
*takes you down and lays on tops of you*

MMA in a nutshell, what a shit "sport"

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>>76830457
I agree. Cyborg should be banned.

>>76830457
i saw rugby on tv for the first time ever it was the worst thing i've ever seen, is cricket even worse?

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>>76830438
there was at least 4, no idea if any of them are still here

>>76830189
The tourists were probably democrats. Who else would visit that shit hole?

> gotta check out the Jazz scene man!

>>76830482
Cricket is like baseball but even more boring IMO.

>>76830438
I'm pretty confident there are desu senpai

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>>76830482
olympic rugby is qt

>>76830457
back to pillow tap

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waifu

>>76830167
He was doing the Nick Diaz you don't understand

the UFC boss said he’s going to give “Mighty Mouse” exactly what he wants:Ray Borg.

“You want Ray Borg, we’ll give you Ray Borg,” White told MMAjunkie. “I’m sure the fans will be clamoring, and ticket sales will be through the roof and pay-per-views will be off the charts.”

“You’re on the cusp of breaking the record and doing all this stuff, … and you’re talking about superfights and you want $2 million and all this other stuff,” White said. “So I’m not thrilled about it, but guess what? You want Ray Borg, we’ll give you Ray Borg. I don’t want to hear any (expletive) if it’s not the blockbuster event you expect it to be."
How funny would it be if for some inexplicable reason numbers are through the roof kek

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>>76830553
ray borg and MM is for sure a money fight my man

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>>76830553
Let's meme this into existence

>>76830553
>How funny would it be if for some inexplicable reason numbers are through the roof kek

That would be a win/win for UFC and MM but it won't happen. Unless they stack the card behind him.

>>76830566
would be funnier IMO if they gave him no support and MM breaks the title defense record on a PPV that sells like 90k

>>76830553
I actually think that Borg will be a tough fight for Johnson if he can get takedowns and get into top control and do his thing.

I'm just pretty sure he won't get past step A.

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>>76830247
>“185 is so easy to make. Right now if they said, ‘You have to fight next week,’ I could make it.”

>>76829324
>>76829094
she only looks good fighting nobodies

She looks like a big stiff idiot, she's getting sparked out as soon as she reaches the real fighters

>>76830569
No chance it's going to headline a PPV
Wouldn't be surprised if it's just a Fight Pass card

>>76830562
Unironically nothing Dana said here isn't true

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CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
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CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
>CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED

CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
>CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED

CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
>CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED

CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
>CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED

CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED
>CONOR vs KHABIB IN RUSSIA AFTER FLOYD FIGHT CONFIRMED

>>76830628
No it's not you retarded leaf shut your mouth

I hope Tony rapes Tiger

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Is Graspen Forladdhead a good fighter?

What kind of retard gives their kid a name which is guaranteed to get them bullied?

>>76830353
literally the perfect body

But we find out is if her pussy and asshole look good.

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is angela magana attractive?

>>76830665
The Big Brazilian Cocks she's been training with have turned both into gaping sleeves, sad to say.

>>76830663
A retard who has taken one too many blows to the head

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>>76830663

>>76830681
I dont mind loose hole, but what I can't deal with is a roastbeef

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>>76830680
don't stick your dick in crazy

>>76830699
Those curtains look like pullup bars, my guy.

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guys

i think i might be in love

g- guys

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She fights Jessica Eye on July 7.Who ya got heem?

>>76830732

no.

How do I become a sneaker expert?

>>76830737
>undefeated fighter from Invicta having a debut with a fair bit of hype behind her
Eye.

>>76830732
sucks dude.Bang ur mom instead

>>76830663
Nevermind the bullying when the kid has to worry about getting raped by a number 1 lighweight contender

>>76830758
Rape is a kind of bullying, right?

>>76830732
qt

https://youtu.be/ZUZ-WS3iCjw

>>76830680
nice whooty on her

>>76830749
Eye is done aussie but u got this thing all wrong.Let me explain.Ladd is fighting for MMA Gold.She's on the same team with Yaya and that team going up lately.Its all bout the teams aussie

>>76830770
I dont think anybody has been raped over a stupid name though

>>76829752
Heem leaky

>>76830815
7

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UFC debut when

>>76830800
wow overeem really had skinny legs here

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>>76830815
7?

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Where does the Tony raping tuber pex meme come from

https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/880396203472670721
>no. besides i'm a boxing guy now, dont do any of that jiu jitsu stuff any more
Why does Conor McGregor only have one jiu jitsu coach?

>>76830838
UFC 300 vs Hendricks at openweight

>>76830845
Here everyone enjoys memes

>>76830843
I was between 4 and 7 then checked those lines in background and got 7.whats the r8 answer?

>>76830853
Shut up poland

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>>76830845
You guys just sound like retards posting that dumb shit all the time

Not even springs

>>76830862
Mayli is the best facialabused fyi

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>>76830862
kek

>>76830858
Fook yew Hungary

How is Tiger's conditioning?

My dream is to become a ufc gatekeeper

>>76830838
dat cow can't make weight dude.It's over

Ido Portal

>>76830913
The UFC is bringing in 125 specifically for Dern, my dude. Dana is going to have WEAPONISED THICCNESS.

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Floyd's looking pretty old and stiff in his new sparring video

I think Goober is going to land early and KO him like Fury said

>>76830927
>Floyd's looking pretty old and stiff in his new sparring video

It was the first couple of weeks of camp, lad. All it shows is that Floyd is taking this as seriously as any other fight.

>>76830345
>m-muh gameplan!!!

Sea level Cain tier excuse

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>>76830919

>>76830939
So is the next TUF (which they've already done auditions for) fake news or something?

>>76830927
He looked fast af

>>76830934
Guy is 40 and looks as slow as ever

>>76830950
I think you'll be surprised. I think Conor will get fucked up.

>>76830947
>that head movement
>fast
Mcgregor by 1st round KO

Why not just make Jorge vs Robbie?

Or tell Colby if he really believes he's hot shit he has 2 weeks to get ready

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>>76830957

>>76830939
The fake news are that they make the 125 division for Dern.Its Joanna aussie.Weak up

>>76830963
>wasting a Blood Orc fight on Colby fucking Covington

yeeesh.

I do like the idea of Masvidal, though.

>>76830961
(You)

>>76830963
>Masvidal vs Lawler
That would be spicy as fuck on paper

>>76830235
Lol how embarrassing you losers are so pathetically desperate to discredit Cody

>>76830975
go watch that shit again

>>76830971
Masvidal would fuck him up, Colby but be a bit more interesting

*pulls turtle guard*

Nothing personal, kid

>>76830967
>making 125 for Joanna
She already has 115 and she's barely a step above Mighty Mouse as far as viewers go.

>>76830983
Colby has the ability to take any potentially exciting fight and make it the most unwatchably boring shit you've ever seen. No thank you.

>Masvidal would fuck him up

Possible. I think he'd give as good as he'd get.

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Nunes wins by sub is +600.

>>76831004
I could see Nunes winning a scramble and getting the RNC

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Tim Means desu lads

>colby still triggering yuros weeks later

absolutely based

>>76831014
She nearly got the sub last time round, too.

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Alex Garcia t b h lads

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>>76831020
>my wife's vagina when Colby's fighting

>>76830934
>goes clubbing with Woodley anyway

>>76831029
she splurged so much that couldnt no more

based fucking colby

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>>76831044

>>76831050
>desert.gif
>she was so wet that she couldn't get wetter

For sure you were tagging him with some good leg kicks.

when colby knocks out rda, platinum, robbie, wonderpedo, and tyrone in that order, will you FINALLY respect him?

>>76831074
Colby couldn't finish a sandwich.

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>>76831074

why are you shilling this trash ya big faggot

>>76831077
mad cuz ur moms a fan?

>>76831074
You mean when he lays on them like a blanket? Sure I guess

>>76831082
Reyes is my /low key/ boy tbqh.

>>76831084
My mom's dead, so it's nice that she has something to do I guess?

Conor vs khabib 100% confirmed lads. get hypyer

hahahahaha colby is literally going to win the belt yuros will never recover hahaha

>>76831092
hes gonna lay them out like a blanket with their cold unconscious bodies on the canvas yes

>>76831129
I'm not sure how we'll be the ones devastated by the lowest ratings the WW belt will have ever had, but okay.

Numbers so low that Colby will be paying to fight. A worse draw than Mighty Mouse.

Congratulations, America. This is your champ.

>>76831129

I honestly don't get it, there are plenty of american champs, why would someone shit like colby upset euros

what is actually going on in your head my dude

>hahahah everyone cares about this thing and i am triggering people xD

something like that?

>>76830991
Aussie this lessons for free.
Shelby got impressed and tweeted when Dern submitted dat way her opp although she didnt made weight.Then Dern didnt made weight for her next fight too.UFC silenced and used her name only to sell the 125 division

They dont need another Hendricks.If she cant make weight that mean she needs top nutritionists.She couldnt make weight for 125 division too cause she needs her muscles growing for dat division.U cant go floppy from 115 or 120 to 125.U need to grow and cut,grow and cut.Her weight must be around 130-135 cause she's a bjj and then cut to 125

>>76831143
>muh ratings

what is this mandrama? beat it dave

colby is slaying the game and workin the yuros hard

already more attention and slayin the game harder then snoozetakers wooden maori ass

>>76829030
when will the tattoo fad end lads?

>>76831174
POO

>>76831157
the fact you call him shit just shows how much he makes you mad

most people appreciated the clinic he put on stun gun, but uneducated and intellectually bankrupted yuros were screaming their pale heads off in fury seeing colby instill his will

just like right now

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>“You want Ray Borg, we’ll give you Ray Borg,” White told MMAjunkie. “I’m sure the fans will be clamoring, and ticket sales will be through the roof and pay-per-views will be off the charts.”

>“I’m not thrilled with Demetrious Johnson,” White said. “You’re the pound-for-pound best in the world, T.J. Dillashaw challenges you – one of the best in the world, former world champion – and you flat out deny the fight, flat out say, ‘I won’t do it. I want Ray Borg.’

>“Who wouldn’t want to see Demetrious Johnson vs. T.J. Dillashaw? Dillashaw calling me every day: ‘I’m cutting weight. I’m cutting weight. I’m dieting. I’m training. I’m cutting weight. Do I got the fight? Do I got the fight?’ Ask T.J. Dillashaw next time you see him or you interview him. Calling me every day, chomping at the bit for the fight. You expect the pound-for-pound best fighter in the world to go, ‘Let’s do it.'”

Freddie Roach says Conor isn't that good of a fighter. What say you?

>>76831183
>most people appreciated the clinic he put on stun gun

Most people were bored to tears. Nobody hates him. They don't care about him at all.

>>76831189
TJ has already gone off the idea why is he still talking about it

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>>76831183

You seem to be under the illusion that people care about this at all, or you're trying to force a meme or something

Well, enjoy buddeh

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Whats oop?

>>76831190
Roach says a lot of shit but he's not wrong if he's talking about boxing

>>76831192
you yuros seem to care an awful lot

if you didnt why even get so worked up like you are right now

you're uneducated and cant appreciate outstanding wrestling, colby triggers you and makes you criticize a real champ while lookin at your own faults

based colby is changing your bum life through astral mental power

>i-i-i dont care

>*continues to respond about how much he doesn't care*

colby is working you

thoughts on colby covington?

>>76831223

>if you reply to my post then you care and are le triggered

looks like euros trigger you, my guy

>>76831211
>>76831223
>if you didnt why even get so worked up like you are right now

I'm glad that you're passionate in your fandom but you're projecting harder than a 4k Epson.

It doesn't take a lot of effort to post, my guy. Which is good, because I'd worry about your health if it was difficult.

colby yet again making the nerds project their own insecurities to make them feel better about themselves

you can thank him and apologize to him later after his ass whooping tour

>>76831235
Boring wrestlefucker who couldn't draw a line.

>tfw to smart to watch mixed martial """"arts""""

Tyron would destroy Colby.

Thoughts on Jared Rosholt?

inb4 fucking pussy nerd haters who can't appreciate outstanding wrestling am i rite fellow americuns

>>76831260
youre just intellectually thefted

colby hit you with the one-two of life and made you realize who you really are, a h8r nerd

Colby Chaosssss Covington

>>76831287
>nobody's interested in watching him fight

He's really k-k-k-k-k-killing the game! GaDOOSH!

>>76831235
Love his style, technical and relentless

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Unironically, was Schaub just not a good athlete or what?

He played Football and did Martial Arts, so he must have some talent. Was the Heavyweight Division stacked at the time he was there or was he actually awful?

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is Cubler Covledun a good fighter?

>>76831321
he was natty in an era of PED cheats

>>76831268
tyrone couldnt even refute colby outworking him in sparring

tyrone is lucky he has maia and gsp next to pad those defenses, it is what it is, itll make colbys win look that much more impressive to the fake news and nerds

>>76831288

>Desmond Green
>is brown

what did he mean by this?

>>76831327
Enlarge his nipples too, IMO.

>>76831330
>trained with Shane "pulled over with a bucket of HGH" Carwin for years.
Schaub was on so much gas that he was getting threats from the electric company.

>>76831321
Awful. He was too stiff with his stand up

You don't know the trials and tribulations i've through in my life