Ronaldo confirms birth of twin boys

Last time I heard one of the twins was going to be a girl.

>twin boys
>not even trying to hide his cloning technology anymore
>will transfer his life force to Cristiano II in ten years
>Cristiano III and Cristiano IV as back ups

>CL final 2040
>ronaldo senior managing ronaldo united
>whole squad made up of his test-tube babies
>£1bn record signing messi jr made to sit on the bench every game

Was he ever a normal guy? He seemed far more human in Manchester.

Now he only needs 7 more to build a team of ultimate life forms

why is he so smart?

1. No marriage to take your money
2. Still pass on your genes
3. Scale 2. with surrogates to ensure his many children can continue his legacy (all rich people should do this btw)

He will be a stylish old man sitting on his porch surrounded by his successful children/grandchildren paying him respect

TWOOOOOOOOO

Ronaldo really is the closest thing to Patrick Bateman.

I thought this was a meme lols.

>>76829136
this

a true alpha

>>76828778
Japanbros always crack me the fuck up. They're like intellegent Aussies.

>>76829493
>>76829136
t. Faggots
I bet you believe in feminine penis and boipucci

>>76829136
Until one of his kids start resenting him for not meeting their real mother.
I wish life was simple as that

>>76828778
>team of Ronaldos
>everyone wants to be the team captain
>nobody ever passes
>lose every match

>>76828731
Waiting for confirmation that he's coming back to Manchester

t. Manchester United fan

>>76829746
>the team starts a riot after one of them steals a tap-in from 5 others who were trying to tap-in too

>>76829719
"I suppose his mother would be my mother too, yes?" Cristiano IV said with unmasked contempt. Just then, a most curious thing occured with Cristiano Ronaldo. Despite all the chaos and goings on, he paused and looked at his soon - and his look betrayed that he indeed, if only for a moment, forgot that Cristianos III and IV were born to the same Mexican woman who was then beheaded post-partum and dissolved in acid.

>>76828778
based nippon

>>76828731
I'm starting to think he's a fag with all of these surrogate children.

>>76829828
Or the smartest man to have ever lived. Even Steven Hawking got caught in the female trap and went through divorce - twice. Ronaldo is a fucking genius.

based ronaldo spreading his god tier genetics as far as possible

Did anybody else read *twink* boys?

>>76829866
>Steven
Look at him, it was always going to take a miracle for him to find someone who truly loves him. No matter what women pretend to believe, looks and in his unfortunates case many other things matter

>>76829747
he is coming bruv, he tricked us again

He is fully aware girls just want to get locked into his $400m networth and denies them.

A true man going his own way.

>>76829828
>starting to think

Welcome to 2010.

>>76829944
From your mouth to God's ears, Pavel!

even when he loses, he has a reason to celebrate
literally the best

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>>76829746
kek

>>76829828
Niqqa look at his instagram. Theres no way that fucker hasnt sucked dick in his life. The thing i dont understand is why doesnt he just come out it would be perfect he would become an even bigger celebrity and the face of the fag movement so he would get even more attention that he so despratley craves

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>>76829966
>mgtow

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>>76830141
Pavel?

>>76832848
I'm not gay. I don't have an instagram

>>76836819
I'm gonna get my haircut like that

>>76829136
>1. No marriage to take your money

It's okay to just say he's a homosexual.

>>76832848
The majority of this fan base are devout muslims la

>>76837175
There would be literal riots the Middle East with people gathering at the local mosque to burn their Ronaldo kits.

>>76828731
Selfishly creating children and denying them a mother.

Men and women are fundamentally different - denying his children the love only a mother can provide.

children will grow up to know they were nothing more than a paycheck to their "mother" and were created basically through an act of prostitution

people on this website defending this sodomite because they worship him like a God because he can kick a ball.

degenerates.

>>76837175

also portugal is still very conservative, at least social-wise

>>76829908
Yes

>>76837980
nice

i hope it stays that way

>>76828731
>Two more test tube babies

It's confirmed he's gay now right?

Who is the mother?

>>76837175
lmao

>>76838519
your mum lol

>>76828769
he is the kwisatz haderach?

>>76838519
some random test tube

>>76838932
Alas, even clone children need a female to bear them. Unfortunately, we are still far far away from making an artificial womb. It's one of those ultimate technologies, like self-aware AI and faster than light travel. Once it's realized, we can finally free ourselves from the vagina jew.

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>>76829746
>Ronaldo IV scores
>Harmonious TSUUU of 11 Ronaldos breaks the sound barrier