/hoc/

Hey Norwegian guy who suggested 'wavey sideboards'

Draw an ms pain of boards so I can see what you mean

Idea sounds dangerous tbfhwu

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*wins 2018 stanlee*
nothing personnel, kid

*teleports away*

Th for 2018 is finally ovechkins year

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>>76827643
*blocks your path*

>>76827643
i mean i realize you phrased that as a joke but i can't help think you and others are going to take this post seriously

>rags

>>76827670

>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr

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>tfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

>>76827687
Very high quality

>>76827665
that was published in 2015 before laine was even drafted
then once they sign elliot, del zotto or kulikov they are instant contender

>>76827687
Nice

>>76827687
excellent
but why no sausage?

>>76827684
how are players from winnipeg so elite?
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>76827687
eggs will help you sleep with that tryptophan in them

>>76827684
i think you mean stamkos 2.0, as in, he's going to be in a wheelchair for 70+ games every season

>>76827713
i have no sausage in my house

>>76827744
haha you have a tiny sausage tho!

my gf got me a chewbacker pezz dispenser for my birthday last year

>>76827687
I hope things pick up for you soon

>>76827749
what is worse? shitposting? or Kipposting?

>>76827768
did she fuck you with a handheld or a strappon?

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>>76827659
*blocks your path*

>>76827779
>rises $2M

NOOOO

I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

>>76827757
thanks man! i had a nice blt for lunch today also

>>76827729
shit like this and turkey and milk are bullshit

the about of tryp is so small it's negligible

take 5 ambiens instead

>>76827807
Take 5 cyanide pills m8

>>76827807
I just do two shots of NyQuil

On an average day, what do you eat for:

- breakfast
- lunch
- dinner
- snacks

?

I eat like a hockey player would. Clean, large meals, extra carbs and proteins.

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>>76827821
That's pretty good. It's better if you have it with your food at dinner.

>>76827826
>breakfast
ur moms pussy
>lunch
ur moms ass
>dinner
ur moms tiddies
>snacks
ur dads dik

>>76827826
I eat your moms ass, breakfast lunch and dinner.

why did the mods delete my dinner post? no hockey was going to be talked about anyway

>>76827826
No breakfast
Salads or wraps for lunch
Large meals like salmon and brown rice with vegetables
Snacks vary, mostly asorted mixes of nuts and stuff from fresh market

>>76827837
literal gays

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>>76827837
stop eating like a pleb

how do you get better at hockey if you eat like a pleb

>>76827850
how about you eat my cock

>>76827849
all I wanted was a place to share my dinner

Been working on my slapshot desu. I can get it on net now.

>>76827862
i would say tell the mods to hang themselves but they'll probly ban you

btw it's who suggested sausage. you should REALLY get some sausage to make with that meal before preparing it again

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this is for (((kippers)))

>>76827826
-Crunchy nut or peanut butter/marmite on grain bread if im home. If I have work early I have a coffee and a pastry.
-Usually a sandwich or sushi or whatever I had left over from dinner
-I use a service which delivers 4 recipes and ingredients a week so it's always different. Used to do the vegetarian one but now I'm on the gourmet one.

>>76827870
yea I know, but I didn't want to make a big meal, and i had some eggs and toast laying around

>>76827826
I eat out usually. Cba too cook, literally don't know how to.

>>76827870
You really like the sausage don't you

>>76827875
>service with recipes and food

I remember seeing those ads on Youtube like 5 years ago. I thought the company would've shut down by down with how meme things are. The average person should know how to cook/shop for groceries instead of paying for a service to do it for them.

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>>76827826
i've been making breakfast sandwiches lately, its been a great choice lads

>>76827893
what do you put in it lad

>lettuce
>tomatoes
>avocado
>ham
>chipotle mayo
>maybe some shredded cheese, doesn't matter what kind

i should get a press but it's too meme

>red wings worker dies in arena before opening day

are they cursed?

>>76827891
Myfoodbag is actually pretty big here.

It's about $120 for 4 dinners for 2 people and theres usually enough for lunch the next day. It's well balanced nutritionally, and they deliver it to your door. Its not that I don't know how to shop, it's just a time saver and we can focus more on work and other things.

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>>76827901
usually fried or scrambled eggs, ham, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, some siracha and some other sauce depending on what i feel like

sometimes i turn it into a wrap desu

>>76827945
>onions
>sriracha

Hope you don't have class/work where you're in close proximity with your workmates.

>that white guy at work who eats pasta with like 10 gloves of garlic for some fucking reason

>>76827959
Garlic tastes good and its healthy

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>>76827969
yeah, but it's stinky and it's fucking hell if the room is small and the guy is eating like 10 of them after they've been fermenting for a day in tupperware

Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Maroon - Draisaitl - Strome
Caggiula - RNH - Kassian
Pouliot - Letestu - Slepyshev

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Benning

Talbot

>Arguably the best, if not second best player in the NHL as 1st line centre
>A fop 10 NHL scorer as your 2nd line pivot
>A former first overall pick solid for 40-50 points as your 3rd line centre
>All of them are under 25
>One of the bigger teams in the league with Lucic, Maroon, Kassian, Puljujarvi. Nurse, Gryba, Klefbom and Larsson all over 6'3-6'4 215lbs+
>Top pairing locked in long term and cheap, bottom pairing has potential to be great or average
>Vezina tier (voted #4) starter logging most minutes in NHL and posting a 0.919% on a 42-22-8 record

Who out of the Western Conference can compete with this?

>>76827959
i don't and i always brush my teeth after eating those things, but they're so good

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>>76827984
>implying kassian wont relapse and blow his new contract up his nose

>>76827984 offer sheet when

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>>76827984
>that RW depth
>russell in the top-4
>kassian not relapsing into drinking again

wew lad

>>76827807
i dont wanna take druck anon

>>76827997
horrifying

>>76828003
>No Eberlazy and instead a hard working Strome
That alone makes it good enough
>Russell anywhere but the top 4
Let me guess, you're one of those analytic metrics memers?

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>>76827969
I pickled some garlic not too long ago and it turned blue

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>>76827826
>"breakfast":basically snack on peanuts until "lunch"
>"lunch": protein powder and fruit
>"lunch2": scrambled eggs/few gulps of oj
>dinner: pinto beans and .7ish lbs of chicken tits with a bowl of some sort of salad

some days i feel sexy and I'll drink a few extra gulps of oj to be more dangerous, the stuff is basically sugar water

>>76828038
oh and i also snack on about 600/700 calories of whole wheat bread after dinner until I sleep, for that sugoi TRYPTOPHAN

>>76828038
>7 pounds of chicken breasts + protein powder + eggs + nuts

you're gonna kill your kidneys with that type of protein intake

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>>76828022
>strome
>not lazy

i don't know what you are expecting

>>76828049
no no point-7 kipper chan

>>76828049
>doesn't know the difference between .7 and 7
fatal overdose incoming. I can't wait.

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>>76828068
>>76828072
oops

time for sleep i guess

>>76828080
dont forget your tryptophan

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Help lads, I'm smelting over here

I wish we would trade rinne

>>76828289
It was 45C for a few days when I was Vegas last week. you'd last a minute

>>76827984
they can probably just meme themselves out of the playoffs again and thats when the coilers start to get into cap hell

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r8 my team

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>>76828335
gib miller plox

>>76827638
Got b& by the autistic mod, but here you go.
https://kek.gg/i/4gBPSy.png

>>76828574
You really didn't think this through, did you? That looks dangerous

why is buffalo so butthurt at cal petersen

>>76828654
How so

>>76827826
I work 2nd shift and stay up late, so it's usually:

Breakfast (11-noon): healthy cereal, OJ, coffee
Snack (2ish): maybe a sandwich or something before work
Snack (5ish, at work): some combination of fruit, trail mix, yogurt, and/or granola bars
Dinner (9ish, at work): heavy meal, whatever home-cooked stuff I happen to have. I go for pasta, fajitas, chicken, stew, stuff like that. Hearty, square meals.
Snack (midnight and beyond, back home): grapes, cheese, crackers, berries, something like that. I often have 1-2 beers at this time as well.

>>76828574

It's kippers. She's the mod.

I've had a bunch of shit banned by her .

>>76828574

Also, hey that's pretty cool concept,

If done right, it might be safe.

Last digit decides how many more cups Crosby gets

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>>76827643
very nice
hockey bible
never wrong if ever

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>>76827826
porridge
some meat + rice/potato/macaroni
same as lunch
quark, dont really snack

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>>76827984
mcfaggotboy will kill himself if he has to play in the middle of caveman lucic and pissbrain pulju

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>>76828289
HEAT WAVE HEAT WAVE HEAT WAVE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

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>>76829002

5th post all me
hoc is dead
im out too enjoy your dead sport lmao

>>76828946
U ok la?

>>76829023
Yeah m8 wbu?

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>rags

>>76829013
>eurofags can't even keep the thread alive during NA sleepytime

pathetic

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>Find 10 NHL players

>>76829002
Summer is unbearable desu

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>>76827643
*destroys your cup hopes*

>>76827984
Holy shit, just by looking at that and removing any thing from last year, that has to be the worst team I've ever seen

>>76828335
I'll trade you sonny milano and a third round 2018 for William Karlsson

>>76829759
I see
Laine
Marchand
Cogliano
kane
Subban
Weber
malkin
E. Kane
Burns
Stone
And
.
.
.
.
Kippers

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>>76829759

I found the pongs' best player

>>76829759
no but i found waldo

Who """"lands""""" Shattenkirk?

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>>76829759
Can't find the last ffs

>>76829889
>>76829910
kek

>>76830133
Sand Hoe Say, burns

>>76830257
>>76829884
Wow great """""""hockey sense"""""""""

>like 45 min between posts
JUST

>>76827684

You're going to give him a contract that destroyers your teams cap space?

>>76827684
Johnathen Toews of the hospital ward

>>76830585
>like
REDDIT

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>>76827684
>Flyers will be "elite"
>They'll just flop out of the playoffs


Enjoy Nolan. He's an injury prone player. Clutterbuck will love to smash him into the boards

>>76830666

That's not even remotely how anybody spells Jonathan you fucking dingus.

t. Jonathan

>>76829002
Where the fuck do you even live, its going to be rainy and 15 degrees again from tomorrow.

>>76830786
Kys Johnathan

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Is he Cell key material?

>>76829759
>Kane on trial for rape
>Crosby ready to blow the ref
>Hammond eating a hamburger
>A Bruins player punching somebody out with a glove on a stick
>Subban & Weber hanging out together
>Burns on a vintage bicycle
>Okposo holding an avocado
>Laine run over by a bike
>Yamamoto playing tug of war

i found 9/10

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>pulju 9.9mil annually for 8 years

Thoughts?

>>76830887
great guy giving a discount. McDavid could learn from him.

>one team has the night off every night

31 teams is stupid

>>76830887
Is that in Finnish funny money or real dollars?

Is that in dog years or human years?

>>76830931
>one team has the night off every night
this is true for every season

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>>76830887
not enough for bulju, he will barter for 9,8

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>>76830973

What's the best arena in the NHL as of now?

>>76830994
Excel center

Reminder legposting triggers the janny

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>bonaqua becomes oilers main sponsor and pulju is named captain

Thoughts?

>>76831117
>Thoughts?
you seem bored

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>yinzers thinking Cullen aka the silent MVP of their cup runs will sign again
Read any of his interviews. He still has a want to play but wants to spend more time with his family more. He will coach his spud sons and eventually move to a bigger coaching role, maybe at SCSU. Moorhead is 5 hours from St Paul so I doubt he even signs with the mild.

How retarded/american do you have to be to think Toews is better than Crosby?

>>76831168
about texas level

>>76830994
Depends on what you consider best arena
If you want muh history muh plaques and murals or if you want muh architecture muh crisp look etc

Minnesota is best at muh aesthetics. Detroit had best muh banners

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

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penguins are threepeating next year.

t. finnish future man

>>76831159
>implying he isnt just gonna be replaced by Shane Doan

>>76831410
wayne simmonds looks terrible

>>76831410
>Penguins post
>PK Subban picture

These 2 things arent related, Pekka

>>76831372
>laughing at team who
s in the best position for winning now and for future
lmao

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>76831436
This post is a mess

>>76831462
Sad!

>>76831462
accidental "enter" there. My bad!

How is Finland so much worse than Sweden at Hokkii? Finland is rightfully Swedish clay, should they not just be equals? Does Allah grant Sweden its hokkii magic?

>>76831168
I've never met a person IRL who thinks this

>>76830813

If I steal the Selke and give it to him will you kill yourself?

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>Islanders have three years to get a new arena or we are shipped
>There's 4 arenas in New Jersey/Nee York

Are we fucked as a franchise because of Barclays?

>>76831432
there are penguins in the monkeys jacket

eyes open, jacques

>>76831671
>literally holding a flyers stick

If you cant see how those Penguins are ironic, you need to go back

Do you dissaprove of janitors?

>>76831691
I didn't even notice the flyers stick wew

>>76831693
no, cleaning personnel are hardworking people.

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What the fuck kind of name is Ukko-Pekka??? Is that like Ultra Pekka? Is he the savior of Finnish Goaltending?

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>pierre macguire making duchene to laffs rumours

can he just be traded before this circus shit keeps going

>>76831666

The Barclay's architects fucked up royally by not designing it for Hockey as well. It wouldn't have taken much more effort or money. The owners could be double dipping and revenue for two teams but now they're stuck with a shitty one trick pony.

>>76831761
Ukko is the finnish mythology equilevant of Zeus
Pekka is a name

Just call him Zeus

'chris' benoit pouliot being bought out, praise jesus

pens pretty much just confirmed jarry's gonna be the starter in ahl for another year so they're getting a backup goaler

>>76831931
This. And the area is such a bad place. Even if it's under a terminal like Atlantic avenue, its right by the ghettoes and blacks. The fact they didn't think of hockey just blows away any chance of a new arena for this team, even when the isles are the last team to win 4 consecutive cups, and be one of the better expansion teams.

>>76832053
>This
sorry your upvote did not work, please try again

>>76832038
Antti Niemi is an UFA

>>76831570
You should really check out hockey meme pages on Instagram. People genuinely hold this opinion and its hilarious every time they come up with a reason why toews is better than Crosby

Spoiler: its because he captained the black hawks to 3 cups in 6 years. Thats literally the only reasoning

>>76832110

Pongs should sign Niemi if he's relatively cheap. Murray is bretty good but he is a bit fragile. I wouldn't risk leaning on Jarry for an extended period of time.

>>76832038
Which they should do. Jarry is young and has potential and wont benefit from sitting on a bench all game.

Murray falters, they have a backup
Murray does well, they have a trade bait

>>76831960
Yeah saves some cap space in the long run. I wonder who will play 3LW now

>>76831159
No reason for us to have Cullen desu. Fletch needs to stop signing vets

>>76827638
stupid idea, but what is a great fucking idea is "tuned boards" that don't deaden the shot. bank it off the boards, or straight at them, and the result is the same as if you shot an India rubber ball at a concrete wall, or maybe a billiards table is a better analogy -- instead of a half-lifeless reflection or getting a somewhat unpredictable bounce.

Why can't July come faster?

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>>76832427
Staal
Koivu
Ook
Graovac?

>>76832534
Probably she needs to feel safe, but I can recommend some battery-operated devices....

is there a worse twitter account than the IIHF one???

only boring uninteresting shit in every tweet

>>76832591
Your twitter account :^)

>>76831960
kek

Losing Cullen would definitely be a little blow. He's so good for faceoffs and penalty killing. They need some kind of replacement

>>76830994
i liked the verizon center when I went there for the playoffs last year

>>76830994
Honda center

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Janitors have pruned 3 good threads already. Why do you still come here, /hoc/? Honestly this general is the only good discussion besides some divegrass banter.

>hartnell buyout

HAPPENING

>>76832909
>divegrass
pablo you have to go back

>>76832674
lmao you stood up with a poopy butt to take that picture

poopybuttboy

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>>76833141
>hockey fav sport
>calling me pablo
c'mon man

>>76833158
fuck off jose

>>76832674
needs more fiber

>>76832909
>They do it for free

It's a manlet league now; we're just living in it.

>>76833310
>they should be paid to ruin all fun on /sp

>>76832279
Murray won't falter. Worst case he gets a longterm injury, in which case Jarry gets called up and possibly takes over starting duties. Doesn't matter who they sign as a backup really, as long as they're cheap.

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>>76831117
Mcgaykid btfo

>"The Columbus Blue Jackets have bought out F Scott Hartnell."


>>76833361
Oh god no, haha

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See ya Scotty :(

>>76833465
he should come back to our league

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See ya later Pooalot you fucken dirty lazy frog no wheels no hands fucken biscuit hog

You now remember Jiri Fischer

>>76833465
>$7M cap hit going to nothing over the next 4 years
>the city of ted

>>76832674
I just accidentally ate a little mold that was on the end of the loaf I used for a sandwich, I'm worried my vanpooper will be obliterated in a few hours.

>Detroit have not signed Tatar, Athanasiou and Ouellet yet

Worry.jpg

>>76833716
Tatar is going to arbitration. Athanasiou and Ouellet will sign today or tomorrow.

>>76833736
>Detroit might lose Tatar

That would be brutal for them considering they have almost no good players left

>>76833932
They won't lose him, they'll just end up paying him more than they wanted to.

>>76833574
What I don't get it is why some people think that Pouliot has any trade value since if and when he clears the waivers it should be clear to everyone that he in fact has a negative trade value and you'd have to pay another team to take him.

So people hate the oilers because of Gretzky right?

Cement head died


http://www.tsn.ca/former-oiler-semenko-passes-at-59-1.792155

I remember seeing him at the liquor store once

>>76834104
Because he used to be half-decent as a mid 6 winger with size good for 30pts but now he stopped grinding, started being a floater and takes offensive zone penalties at critical moments

>>76834194
People hate the Oilers because of the lottery luck they've had in the last couple of years (3 1st overall pick in a row and winning the McDavid bowl)

They're probably gonna get over it eventually. The same thing happened to Ottawa in the 90's and people are not shitting on them for that.

>>76834289
He will be able to go cheap shot the Rocket now

:^)

>>76834401
>The same thing happened to Ottawa in the 90's and people are not shitting on them for that
likely because Daigle disgraced himself on his own accord

>>76834504
This and Berard not wanting to play there

>>76833155
1 wipe my friend

Who's the worst 1st overall bust, /hoc/? Daigle, DiPietro, Stefan, or Yakupov?

>>76835364
>Daigle
homegrown boy who was the extremely hyped
ended up being exposed as shit by a russian
>DiPietro
wasnt actually a bust, just never had the team support necessary to excel
>Stefan
some over enthusiast euro scout thought he hit the goldmine, overall a weak draft year from NA which lead to stefan being over valued
>Yakupov
scouting error 100%, this guy wasnt even the best player on the russian world jr team yet somehow made it into the top spot, hard to live up to manufactured hype when you never had anything but tap-in scoring talent

>>76835364
Stefan
Daigle
Yakupov
DiPietro

>>76835364
DiPietro's contract

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>detoilet

>would rather an hero than work on pizza arena
one more day
hopefully this doesnt influence the other workers

>>76835689
I'd bet money it has to do with a divorce

>>76835723
no, it was about the crazy bread

>>76835845
Is that something at little caesars?

>>76835364
torn between DiPietro and Daigle

>>76835721
>inb4 the wongs become "China's team" as the Foxconn workers feel a spiritual connection and longing for a land without suicide nets

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>thornton's decision to stay will depend on marleau's
is there a bigger bromance in the entire league?

>>76835364
dipietro isnt a bust you tardman, he was ruined by injuries

>>76835946
How does Joe clean the jizz out of his beard?

>>76835954
A first pick that doesn't become elite is a bust, regardless of the reason

>>76835954

>career never panned, and fell well short of expectations for any reason
>not a bust

Lad I don't think you know what a bust is.

>>76835970
>clean
much like your sock rags he just lets the semen build up creating a stiff impregnable barrier

>>76835993
so lemieux, crosby and soon-mcdavid are all busts?

>>76835993
.902 SV% average is hardly bust worthy
over valued maybe, but throw him on a competent team and DiPietro would have been fine

>>76835364
Daige. Way too early to tell for yak, because he could turn it around. Stefan was shit, and missed that empty netter, but dipietro isn't a bust. It's more like he was made of glass and was signed to the definitive albatross contract

im drunk LOL

>>76836123
LOL

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>>76836123
same

>>76836108

Crosby and Lemieux have won four Conn Smythe's between the two of them and both captained the penguins to back to back cups.

They aren't busts.

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>>76836123

>>76836231
he was my first jersey

>Bonino asking for 4yrs/16 million

J U S T

>>76837437
>all these teams stumbling with cap problems
>Minnesota Wild going as smooth as u can go
everything going as planned. Nobody can stop us next season.

>>76837437
Who would pay Bonino $16m a year?

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>>76827596

>>76837437
>Pens lose him
>They don't win the cup next year


My side if this happens will be destroyed

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>>76834289
lmaooo

i hope more coilers die

especially mcgaykid, hope someone runs him over, then backs up over his body to check on him, and then run him over again to speed off and run away

>>76838133
Hey kippers, guess what? We'd all like you dead rather then Mcdavid. At least he's more social then your pathetic ass

daley is leaving the pens

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>>76838133
>hope someone runs him over, then backs up over his body to check on him, and then run him over again to speed off and run away
This isn't China

>>76837991

Press F

>>76837991
vintage /hoc/ meme

>>76838133
Rude desu.

man, this year's draft sucked. not even excited about any of the rookies like last year.

>a swede got cucked from the HHOF by a half Japanese and half canadian player
lmao

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>there are people posting on this general right now who don't know who this is

>>76838658
who is this

>>76838658
based Kipper

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>>76837991
i-is this real?

why is she this mean, bros?

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>>76838709
you're a blind ass fucking retard FUCK OFF

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How does /hoc/ feel about the NWHL?

>>76838443

Ahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahhaahaha

God I hate soul less asians.

Seriously kippers, gtfo of my country.

Tax payers are sick of paying for you to live a neet life you don't deserve

>>76838658
Another goalie who wasted his years in a shitty team like the flimflams. How many goalies have they gone through now anyway? Elliot was supposed to be the good goalie for them but surprise surprise their utter garbage defence failed yet again.

>>76837885
30 points a year! bill made this dude so much money.

>>76838732
What's with the up in the ass of timo logo for the riveters, should they actually be called the New York Fisters?

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Who's excited for more Asian players in the league?

He's looking good in the Flames uniform!

>>76838658
Good ol' Vernon

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>>76838773
>won a cup with the flames
>they were his hometown team
finland pls

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What team is not in a panic come July 1st?

>>76838961
Pongs

friggen mom kicked me out and now ive bee sitting inside dunkin donuts shitposting. think I'm going to go live at motel 6 for awhile, I hope they get the golf channel

>>76839004
why did your mom kick you out

did you piss in the sink again

>>76839004
good luck m8

>>76839016
we got into a fight because I don't have a job and I called her a cunt

I got deported from Canada from some bullshit and my law degree is worthless here cause I took the bar in toronto

>>76838961
Probably the Stars above all else. They got a free 3rd overall, a goalie and a d-man.

>>76839004
hope everything turns out alright for you

>>76839074
jesus, should've pretended you had a job and just hung out at the park until you actually got something

>>76839074
>got deported for some bullshit

SportsnetVerified account @Sportsnet

Ilya Kovalchuk reportedly meeting with SKA St. Petersburg to talk contract.

Was this man born to cuck the Devlels?

>>76839164
When did the NHL stop being fun? Why does every news story end it "nevermind, it was just smoke"

>>76839164
oh sure cucked them by playing a shitty, inferior league with the ruble rotting as each day goes by.

>>76839192
makes more sense for him to come back next year anyway

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>100 days until hockey

>>76838658
he lost a bunch of money on a property development here

>>76839074
JUST

>>76839245
>16 year old from Ethiopia
If that faggot is 16, then I'm a fucking zygote

>>76839199

>Spent the large majority of those years making more money than over here and taxed even less

Nigga you retarded. He's only even considering a return because of the Ruble's recent crash.

>>76839133
i got a DUI for driving high and got a removal order. had to quit my job

>>76839074
>getting deported out of canada

You should just paint your face to shit colour and they'd beg you to come live off them.

>>76839420

>Removal order for something that fucking small

What the fuck lmao

Also talk to American Law offices. You might be able to find one willing to help you get through the American BAR exam if you can prove you've done the Canadian counter-part.

>>76839420
thank you based le weed man

>weed is legal
>nah

>>76839507
you're not allowed to enter canada if you have a dui

>>76839544

Were you an American who immigrated or something?

I can't imagine they kick out citizens.

>>76839581
he was here to study...

>>76839581
different anon

>>76839420

Kek we don't even deport illegals for that here.

>>76839544

Depends each time you try to cross. Sometimes they let you in sometimes they don't. I had friend get into Canada in 2015 with a DUI and a year later they denied him.

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>>76839625
not even now?

>>76839670

Probably has changed with Trump but Obama loved his illegal beaners.

>>76839581
moved to Canada for school, passed bar, never left cause I loved it there

Probably wouldn't have been deported if I wasnt an asshole to cop and refused a breathalyzer

>>76839495
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-finland-idUSKCN0VL0UE
>Iraqis would literally rather live in a Iraq than finland

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/7559/finland-migrant-crisis
>1,010 rapes were reported to the police in 2014, according to the Official Statistics of Finland. The number of suspected immigrants in these cases is about three times higher than of the suspected natives in relation to the population

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35458641
>Some 32,000 people applied for asylum in Finland in 2015, double the expected number, and the Finnish government has predicted 20,000 will be deported.
>net total: 12000
looks bad doesn't it? compared to Canada's 46700
source: https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/record-number-of-refugees-admitted-to-canada-in-2016-highest-since-1980-1.3382444

But then when you go a little deeper; 46700/35.85mil*100 = .13% of canada's population
12000/5.48mil*100 = .21% of finlands population

So not only do iraqis think finland is worse than their wartorn, shitshow villages in iraq, there's almost twice as many of them per capita to run around like dogs raping (and subsequently getting let off, or very little jail time, because you know, diversity and stuff).

Sure makes me upset I'm not living in the great Scandinavian haven that is Finland... Oh ya, what's finland's suicide rate again? I think its like 3rd or 4th in the world, just want to know if I should call your authorities to let them know if they should monitor this thread or not

>>76839701
Ya I got breathalyzed, failed miserably, and the cop just made me walk home and told me I was going to have to leave the car parked and get the ticket for parking on a snow route and possibly have it towed.

>>76839789
should've snuck back and drove the car away

>>76839818
naw I just left it I didn't want to push my luck, the ticket was only $50 and they didnt even tow the car, just plowed around it

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>>76839770
> travel agent Hassan said: "Some say they don't like the food here, it's too cold or they don't feel welcome in Finland.
lmao thank god the crisis was during the winter

Hovart going to Florida

http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2017/06/28/horvat-re-ups-with-panthers-organization

>>76839990
omg how can you be so uncaring

you need to accept more of them

>>76840030
NOOO WTF

>>76838732
I watched a few games, it reminded me of watching a beer league game. There's a couple goalies who might make decent backups on a bad ECHL team.

>>76840030
>Horvat goes to the panthers
>In exchange for barkov

I'd want this to happen

>>76838794
Rossie the rivator
It's a old ww2 propaganda poster for stronks women doing man's jobs during the war

>>76840133

It's not the cantpuck's Horvat

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Reminder

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>thornton to leafs

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>>76840434

Doan too

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moo

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can always count on /hoc/

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>>76830994
Verizon Center

based wes johnson

>>76832259
niemi is back in finland before fall

>>76840602
i wouldn't even take him as a back-up. goalie who depends on his athleticism that's no longer there

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>>76838732
>pride
>feminist logo
>whale

check jagr's twitter yo