SEA:Edwin Diaz surrenders two runs to blow save
MLW:Chase Anderson forced out with oblique injury
NYY:Yankees concerned Bird may not return in '17
LA:Corey Seager (hamstring) still out of lineup
STL:Cardinals option SS Aledmys Diaz to Triple-A
WAS:Glover (back) has inflammation in shoulder
ARZ:Diamondbacks call up shortstop Ketel Marte
MIA:Report: Yankees, Red Sox looking at Prado
CHC:Toronto interested in catcher Miguel Montero
NYM:Conforto (hand) held out again Wednesday
TOR:Blue Jays bring back Saunders on minors deal
NYY:Yankees place Matt Holliday (groin soreness lol) on DL
If you have to deplete your farm system to win 3 World Series in 5 years, guess what. You fucking do it.
>inb4 someone posts "no we wouldn't" and we look at that team's World Series track record in recent years
>Tebow homers in first game since St Lucie call up
APOLOGIZE
Royals
>Judge is statistically better than Bellinger right now
>Kershaw has given up home runs in the postseason
>The rockies were once in first, now they are not
Now that those topics have been mentioned, we can have a normal thread.
In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy
>>76823662
> they only play one baseball game and it has to be that night
nut up you fucking wimp
>>76823857
3 hits, 2 RBIs and 1 HR in his first 2 games of High-A
TEBOW TIME
Tebow will look good in red and white.
Royals
>>76823909
Tebow won't look good playing baseball in any color.
>>76823829
He honestly doesn't give a fuck. Fucker is gonna retire a Royal..
>>76823553
are there proofs of DG in curaco or is it a meme?
>whos
>>76823960
It's just that one guy (not DG) who's obsessed with trying to convince people DG doesn't post here anymore when in fact he does post as anon.
>>76823939
>>76823883
These were some tickets i could never afford myself i got as a gift. That is kinda why i am bummed out.
>>76824037
lol when i visited LA i got ticketmonster seats for seven fucking dollars
nice made-up story though
>>76823830
Astros vs. Athletics game thread. UT Norman, spaceman, wooston, get your booties in here.
>>76823973
>>76823973
>>76823973
Freshly updated and hot off the presses
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendinitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat
>>76823996
That's what i thought, that he's still here but doesn't trip. thanks anon
>>76824056
Right behind homeplate on a friday night are more than 7 dollars i think.
>kris bryant ded
>>76824097
ah, so you can't go to a ballgame without sitting right behind home plate.
no mystery why you're single, you pitiful little bitch
Time for Arenado to come home
>>76824114
What part of gift dont you get retard. I normally sit at third.
>>76824157
not him but the point is there are other cheap tickets you nimrod
>>76824157
bro, she had plans the night you had good tickets. sell them, make a nice profit, and take her to a different game
jesus christ on fire
>people think DG doesn't post here
He posted here as mo'Lester for months
>>76823853
Those players don't really guarantee shit though.
>>76824184
His point is that he thinks i can only sit behind homeplate. When i said that i would have really liked to go that one cause i have great tickets and its a bummer she cant go.
>>76824186
Nah ill end up taking someone else. Ill take her to another game. Good idea though.
>>76824277
so you're just a bitch, whining openly for no reason
crazy uncle joe maddon is crazy. He should had place Monty on the 10 day now the cubs wont make the playoffs again for the next 110 years
>>76824311
> haven't eaten ass in three months
>>76824070
>you will never have such a sever case of autism
>>76824058
Ayy, Astros and Athletics brehs. Get in here. I can't hold down this thread by myself.
Judge is overrated as shit, and the only people who think he's good are stupid yaks fans. Bellinger is better in literally every aspect, and it isn't even close. I have a feeling that this is going to be more of that stupid "muh Mad Bum is better than Kershaw" bullshit. I fucking hate casuals.
>>76824370
Fuck you falseflagger. It wasn't enough to get all of /mlb/ to hate Kershaw. Now you want everyone to hate on my boy Cody.
>>76824370
Judge is good but he won't havw a career in 2021. Ya'll remember Richie Sexton? No right? BellingGOD is superior.
>Have a massive money maker in Trout and Harper
>Decide to change the baseball, potentially jeopardizing their careers for no real reason
the balls aren't juiced, and anyone who claims they are are tinfoil wearing conspiracy theorists
2002: the players aren't juiced, and anyone who claims they are are tinfoil wearing conspiracy theorists
>>76824435
> homers per hit highest ever
> hits lower than ever
> pitching better and more efficient than ever
> homers per fly ball highest ever
uh...bro...
>>76824435
Go to bed, Manfred
>>76824506
And the balls weren't juiced in 2002, what's your point here?
>>76824435
>Have a massive money maker in Trout and Harper
>juice the baseball so the GOAT debate brings more interest into the sport
you can make the exact opposite argument from that standpoint
>7 days ago the Rockies were in 1st place.
>Today: :thinking:
>>76824663
I hope you rot in hell motherfucker. Do you enjoy kicking us while we're down prick?
>>76824663
>pebbles
>>76824680
>Implying you would not do the same if the doyers or dbacks shit the bed for 8 games.
Just face it, your team had 0 stamina.
>>76824663
Damn, I was really looking forward to another Memetober
>>76824206
DG is mo'Lester is now Anonymous
The ones who impersonate him here are tripfags who can copy his way of posting. I think SOLER, Anze, and Tiki go anonymous and post like DG to keep up the ruse
>>76825005
I usually just ignore all those post desu
>>76824311
Sauce please
>soler going full anon to try and blame DG for his pathetic m'Lester posting.
Very very sad.
>Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else. “If they take, like, a four- or five-run lead, I’ll finally be able to turn this thing off and get some fresh air,” said Neubauer, adding that he was reluctant to abandon the game before he was certain the outcome was locked up and that he would not miss anything.
>>76825121
kek
https://twitter.com/NDmom/status/880239022244847616
>tfw you will never meet MIKE C
>Alex Gordon's 3 rbi game
For me, it's Matt 'Fat Albert' Albers
lmao cody allen is a fucking bum
Angels Dodgers
>>76825386
>>76825386
>>76825386
I have to apologize to my fellow M's bros. I said before the season started that they could make the playoffs if they stayed healthy. We may not see Smyly play in Safeco... I'm sorry guys :'(
THIS JUST IN:
>rags
windians!
JUDGED!
which one in this pic is most fuckable?
rank please
>>76825792
bryce's wife
kris
bryce
kris' wife
>>76825573
>can't lose a series
I'll have to take that.
>>76825792
Is Bryant's wife a lesbian or is she just okay with being married to a gay and having her male lovers on the side?
>>76825792
How does a literal 10/10 MVP and WS champion athlete have a 5/10 as a wife
>>76825854
it's actually the smart play. no drama, no bullshit
>>76825790
The whos are so shit. They can't do anything right.
>>76825854
Bryce likes girl-next-door type lovers, that's why
>>76824435
The balls aren't juiced, the players are. There's no way they aren't using a new designer PED that either isn't being tested for or is being ignored by Manfred.
>>76824511
Because they're singing more. Strikeouts are higher too.
>>76825888
It's the patrician choice.
>>76825882
Are you trivializing Judges skill?
>>76825927
you're the dumbest of dumbasses
>>76825933
You tell me. What is the ERA of the pitcher he hit off of?
>Dback are garbage last season
>feels good man
>Dbacks are predicted to be bottom dwellers this season
>Now the are currently contending for the wild card
How the fuck did this happen? Why is NL West div so shit to let this happen?
>>76825969
>predictions
Found your problem
>>76825958
What is Judge's batting average? Whats his OPS? How many home runs does he have?
>>76825969
> baseball
> predictions
>>76825969
Hi Xian. Will you continue to use F.A.N.G. in this current meta of Street Fighter?
>>76825958
>All of Judge's plate appearances this season are from White Sox pitching
>>76826005
Answer the question.
>>76826035
5.58 now answer mine
>RAGS
Jose Ramirez always looks like he has a piece of sour candy in his mouth.
>>76826061
Please tell me that was Lucroy, that would be absolute pottery
>>76826061
What the fuck
>>76826061
He spiked it like nigga scored a touchdown
>>76826061
>>76826076
Not always!
>>76826076
>>76826061
I listened to Tom Hamilton explain it and I still have no idea wtf that was.
>>76826061
>Whocroy
>>76826129
Forgot my pic
I'm ashamed as a Dodger fan that Hello Kitty is associated with the Dodgers.
>>76826061
smart play, he stopped himself from throwing it into center
>>76826061
>when you forget you're not playing for the Dallas Cowboys
>when you forget the Dallas Cowboys suck anyway and don't get chances to spike the touchdown
>>76826172
Japs love the doyers and the doyers love money
>>76826078
>>76826061
fun fact
lucroy is THE worst pitch framer in baseball
>>76825792
1 > 3 > 4 > > > 2
>>76826232
Hi kiss'Lester
>>76826209
>tyler flowers
feels bad
For me it's the Wigwam Warriors
>>76826076
He's on that chew
>>76826209
>>76826061
Thanks for not approving the trade btw
>>76826209
>#7 Big Boy vs #81 Lucroy
>19.3 framing run differential
>rags
>>76826172
Jints are getting a hello kitty day as well
>>76826172
>>76826172
Hello Kitty is associated with every team that does promo partnerships with Sanrio. You're just a typical Socal bumpkin that doesn't know about anything that happens outside of LA.
>>76826209
>the shitty of busted pussy
>>76826209
poor salvy is too huge to be good at framing
>>76826299
Typical California
>busted pussy
shit will never get old
>>76826301
I don't pay attention to girly kid shit.
>busted pussy is the #1 framing catcher in baseball
What exactly did "they/them" mean by this?
>>76826172
there once was a tripfag who went by Dodger Hello Kitty
>>76826362
He's gone now, and that's a pity
>>76826362
Please don't tell me that is true. Why the hell would someone want the Dodgers look like a girly jap team?
>>76826402
All Jap teams are more respectable than the Dodgers and this is one of their mascots
>>76826427
Goddamn it this sport is becoming a fucking joke.
>>76826448
>implying you wouldn't a buffalo bell
>>76826209
>Not having two catchers in the 70s
M-Masaka!
So that's why you wanted Bryant
What in Aztec Jesus' name is going on in this Houston game
>>76826454
No I wouldn't because it's a fucking mascot character. What happened to the days where baseball was America's pastime.
>>76826494
that's a japanese mascot you fucking spergomatic
Is they're anything worse than Whereing a Rangers hat with an Mariners uniform
>ligers
>no ligers posters
>>76826460
lmao 2 cat...chers
>>76826503
>Whereing
You have to be 18 to post on this site, kid.
>>76826503
... What
>>76826500
I don't give a shit, baseball used to be a wildly respected sport and now it looks like some sort of carnival sideshow.
>>76826529
w...what? you mean cultural attitudes shift over time?!
holy shit! you should write a book!
>>76826529
Mascots don't do shit about the integrity of the game.
Who believes this?
>>76826547
It doesn't make it right.
>>76826550
Of course it matters, look at the damn names. Tigers, Pirates, Rangers, all manly names. Belles? What the fuck is that?
>>76826589
The team is called the Buffalos you sperg.
>>76826589
m8 you need pills
fire maddon when?
>>76826632
We'll trade coaches if we can't get Gardenhire
>>76826508
There's no such thing
>>76826529
>now it looks like some sort of carnival sideshow.
I know exactly what you mean by this, don't let the autists in here tell you that you're wrong. Stand your ground. Back on my high school cross country team, I got kicked off because the coach tried to turn our team into a freak show.
>>76826662
Liger exists
>>76826632
>lifelong cubicles
>>76826666
>I got kicked off because the coach tried to turn our team into a freak show.
Explain.
>>76826589
1. Their name is the Buffalos you massive sperg
2. Its motherfucking Japan, loving anime is normal there
RYU BTFO
>>76826209
The Giants are playing Posey more at 1B this year and his offense is taking off because of it (currently MLB batting average leader). He's always done better offensively as a 1B but his framing and game calling were too valuable in past years.
Now that ping-ponging him between both positions has demonstrably been taking a toll on his catching, his value shifts more towards his offense. This year's numbers will probably be used to justify playing him more at 1B in the future.
>>76826688
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always shows up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes are uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling he about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to baby sit his child, and starts to yell at me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there
I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my fault he's raising a whore for a daughter.
>>76826726
this is some top-notch posting
please continue
>>76826726
You are quite possibly the biggest autist to ever post on /mlb/. For the love of God please be bait.
>>76826726
You need help
>>76826726
This probably never happened, but if it did you are seriously fucked in the head.
>>76826726
>the origin of pissboi
>>76826726
>It's not my fault he's raising a whore for a daughter.
You're suspended.
>>76826726
Please post your real name and city someday so I can set a news filter for when your sociopath ass gets hauled in for a felony spergout in the near future
>>76826765
The coaches doughter grew up to be DG's gf?
Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug tests WILL be revealed
>>76826726
>>76826362
>>76826400
>>76826402
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Dodger%20Hello%20Kitty/
wow
>>76826814
DG grew up to be what he always was, a weak little mexican with emotional instability
>>76826858
Is this SOLER?
>>76826858
How much rent does DG pay to live in your head?
Sweeping the rookies was the first step in reclaiming our NL West crown watch your pussy asses doyers!
gay
1stros
>>76826995
who's your favorite stro of all time, m8
>>76827004
CRAIG BIGGIO AND NO OTHER ANSWER IS CORRECT
>>76827004
Joe Morgan
>>76827043
>Favorite player is someone you never even saw play
>Let alone play for your team
>>76827043
you're alright, spaceman
Already bought my world series tickets. Now all we need is a C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, LF, CF, 3-4 SP, a bunch of relievers, a bench, a manager, a pitching coach, and about 70 wins
>>76827120
sounds like a plan stan
>That front foot
At best this is a lose lose trade for the Rays unless they fix that(They wont)
MARINERS!
>>76825432
im disappointed in you senpai
>>76827157
but muh bellinger
>>76826362
>>76826400
>>76826402
I never left you
>>76827066
/mlb/ should take a trip to Oz and watch some ABL games
>>76827176
Fucken obsessed
>>76827120
You got heart kid. Good luck at Koshien this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtIBmXIA70
PS I hope this video makes >>76826529 and >>76826726 very very mad.
>>76827211
i'm on board
unironically
>>76827189
wrong trip faggot
>>76826346
Whoever said that is factually wrong, it's actually Tyler Flowers believe it or not
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/sortable/index.php?cid=1899587
>>76827293
BUSTED PUSSY EXPOSED KEK
Fun fact: The plate umpire for the Pirates game stopped a woman from jumping off a bridge before the game
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/239349248/umpire-john-tumpane-helps-save-womans-life/
>Time stands still and things people used to say are expected to hold true forever, open to challenge out of context under conditions I deem fair
What did 4chan's most handsome baseball geniuses mean by this?
Here come the assblasted SanFUCKcisco fagbase.
>Busted Pussy is the best pitch framer in baseball under conditions I DEEM fair
>>76827314
congrats on being filetred
>>76827322
You're so fucking angry angry right now. Just walk away from the screen.
>>76827341
oh no
a trip i just made up is filtered
>>76824058
sorry I missed it my man
but hey, >we actually got a win on a night when both Sipp and Gregerson pitched with a 2 or 3 run lead
>>76827361
why are you still replying to me?
>doyercholos just getting home from the sideshow at the dirt lot near spooker's mom's house
most exciting time to read /mlb/
>>76827389
Is this banter?
>>76826061
lel
Of all the things that DG has said, I'm surprised that Conditions I deem fair was the thing that gained a cult following. That was so obviously a troll post, I'm surprised people even paid attention to it.
discuss this pitch sequence
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>red sux
>>76827465
i think they actually are gonna this year
SURPRISE
FREE
BASEBALL
>LGTSS
>ANALSLIME
>>76827487
I'd like to get a taste of her anal slime, if you understand my meaning
>>76827449
>DG taking credit for CIDM
>>76827497
you mean, you'd like her to get a taste of your anal slime?
>/mlb/ schleep after dodgers epic comeback
Everytime.
>>76827521
into both t.b.h.
complete abject degenerate here
>>76827487
>>76827539
why would something that feels good be degenerate
what they put in your head boy
>judge staring down hecklers after home run
he's finally breaking
>dodgers are missing the playoffs in 2017 to the snakes and cockies
what exactly did "they/them" meme by this?
DIDNT
EVEN
RUN
TO
FIRST
>doyers
>o
>y
>e
>r
>s
Trade that piece of shit Grandal. If you can't catch you should not be on the team.
SPIC DOWN!!
so now that the doyers are done and collapsing, who wins the west?
>Doyers
>>76827499
Are you a seriously this new? That was literally prime DG back when he still tripped. Not the bullshit "everyone who posts about the Dodgers is DG" shit that infests the generals now. Lurk more.
KEK LOS DOYERS KEKEKEKEKEEKEKK LET THE LOSING STREAK BEGIN
>>76827591
The falseflags are here.
Time to sleep.
>>76827593
douchebacks of course
>>76827607
Fuck you did you not just see what happened? This is embarrassing, besides it's not like there no one that can replace hi,
SMD Dodgers. You will never be SoCal's most successful team
>>76827616
Why waste your time falseflagging as a dodgers fan? Are you that obsessed?
I hear Miguel Montero is looking for a job, Doyers
K E K
E
K
>GETTING WALKED OFF ON AN UNCAUGHT STRIKE THREE
>>76827625
I am a fucking a Dodger fan but do you know how much it sucks to see year after year when the Dodgers are so goddamn close to winning it, they always have a weak link and choke in the playoffs? I'm tired of watching the Dodgers collapse they should be an elite team but they are not.
webm where
>>76827636
This is sad. I don't get why you falseflag. It's really not even subtle.
>trade a top 3 catcher in the game who tied the gane with 1 out to get
Why?
>Maybin gets the walk off on his 4th strikeout of the night
lelmao
>wake up
It's a doyer general
>go to sleep
It's a doyer general
~zZzZz~
>Anaheim is 13 games back
>>76827651
Doesn't account for shit when you are the one who lost the game.
>>76827672
Is your real team even an NL team? How assblasted must you be to falseflag like this?
>>76827636
sup Scrapper, welcome back
>that, or someone read my post about Scrapper being the only respectable doyerfag and has decided to post like him
Should Texas trade Lucroy for a bullpen arm? What is the smart deadline move here?
A's
>Dodgers win
>Another falseflag Dodgers General
>Dodgers lose
>Another falseflag Dodgers General
>Dodgers Day-off
>Another falseflag Dodgers General
>Kershaw pitches
>Dodgers General for a full 1500 posts
>>76827700
So everyone is a Kershaw fanboy?
>>76827683
Well I'm not Scrapper but he never left, I just happen to agree with everything he says.
>>76827678
Daddy Greinke, look at the Astros, look at the Nationals, they don't lose likes this, you know why? Because they practice like fucking crazy to get to the playoffs. The Dodgers just fuck around thinking they are hot shit until they blow it in the playoffs. If the Dodgers were serious they would focus and win games that they are supposed to win.
back the fuck up kiddo this is a jays general
*falseflagging intensifies*
>>76827725
>POSTS TWO LITERAL MEXICANS
JAJAJA
>>76827737
God damn frost backs.
#BuildWall #DayOfTheRake
>>76827692
The smart deadline move for Arlington is unironically to start the rebuild.
What they'll actually do is sell what little is left of the farm yet again for pitching, only to fail to make the postseason for the first of hopefully 10+ consecutive years and ultimately "waste" the young core of Gallo, Odor, Mazara, Deshields. It's gonna be fantastic, I tell you.
>>76827737
so? what's wrong with mexibros?
do the doyers even have 3 mexicans on their team? now that you mention it we do have a bunch, there's tons of latinos but relatively few are mexican.
couldn't find stats but wikipedia only lists 13 mexicans, wacky
>>76827737
Looks like we need a second wall
Thread went from /Dodgers/ to /Mexico/ real quick.
>>76827823
nah it went from /mlb/ to /jays/ to /mexico/ and now back to /jays/
>>76827823
no hay una differncia
rate my OC mlb
>>76827897
please tell me you found this and just renamed it
>>76827923
almost i searched for anime angels on youtube and oppened up my giffing software
i have autism and would like to make a celebration gif for every team
>>76827941
well, requesting a Padres one, not sure if I'll ever use it
>>76827946
>that flag
checks out
>>76827955
i like cute girls but this one is also on topic
>>76827955
>>76827958
Thanks lads.
>cubes visit donald trump
>cubes cut their old, outspoken hispanic catcher
hmmm
>>76828004
Make Chicago great again
>Walk-off Strikeout
Is this the first time this has ever happened?
>>76828201
nigga i bet some autists will find 10 examples of it happening in 1916 somewhere
good night mlb have a /k/ waifu i found
>>76828004
did Baez go?
>>76828201
I'm sure it has happened a few times before but tonight was the first time I have seen a game end like that.
what went wrong
>>76828276
Guaranteed money
>>76828276
>player struggling
>he played in the WBC
>thus it's the WBCs fault
>>76828983
>i-it's not my fault I suck, I swear!
>>76828246
Is that Lauren Southern?
>>76829001
Which catcher's reputation will the Nationals ruin next?
>>76829653
No, Lauren Southern is fat as shit.
>>76830261
Can I pretend it's my /pol/fu?
>>76827456
Officially washed up and it's not even been a full season, glad I didn't buy the hype.
>Aaron Judge's OBP is a full 100 points higher than Bellinger's
>His is almost 30 points higher than Bellinger's too
Can we stop pretending that Bellinger is better than Judge because of muh dingers?
Casual reminder the Rookies have lost eight (8) games in a row
>>76830647
Judge and Bellinger are both all but confirmed juicers
Adam Engel has as many home runs as Jacob May had total bases.
Will Aaron Judge break the rookie home run record?
>>76830647
As a doyer fan i have to agree, considering bellinger's shit performance this week.
over/under 2.5 home runs Shields will give up to Judge?
>>76830855
Isn't it like 47?
>>76830855
Yes. My dubs and yours pretty much confirm it.
>>76830985
way over
>>76830985
He'll hit 75
It's cold in the D
You guys hate the janitors?
>puts in a reliever with a nearly 10 ERA in a 1 run game
At what point does it become too obvious that they're intentionally throwing games?
>>76831830
>tfw the whos are single handedly reviving the Yankees previously thought to be dead corspe
Mets fans begin the migration again
>>76831879
>Mets fans
????
>>76831879
>>76831905
Fucken obsessed
>>76831976
Shut the fuck up DG
>>76831976
Pardon me? I was genuinely curious if Mets fans even exist anymore now that their team is doing poorly. You saw a lot of them around a year ago, but I can't recall the last Mets post I've seen on /sp/. It's been weeks at the very least.
>kris 'the ultimate meme 3b' bryant
lmao
>>76831993
I beg to differ
>swings at a pitch that's 2 feet out of the zone
Come and get him Red Sox.
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSS
>Who here /woke_and_boked/???
>>76832069
boked???
Predictions??
>KC v DET?
>STL v ARI?
>CHC v NATS?
>>76831594
There was a really good pasta about the janitors posted the other day. Blew them TFO on levels I have never seen. I'll try to find it.
>>76832119
KC 10-2
STL 1-0
NATS 32-0
>>76832069
dat dere pineapple kush breh
>>76832146
the nats?
really?
alright..
>>76832119
Kershaw pitches tonight. Who gives a fuck about anything else?
>>76832166
>Kershaw
REEEEEE
>>76832166
>kekshaw
chiefkeefnah.mp3
>>76832147
i got der purple hindu
and some marrionbarry gummies
I'll probably go see the disp. soon and see about another indica, see if the the purple punch makes a come back
great stuff, the purple punch.. drink the kool aid -_-
>>76826726
nice you sure showed her
>>76826726
Based muscular Matt
>>76832209
>>76832215
g'day :^)
>>76823830
>>CHC:Toronto interested in catcher Miguel Montero
Montero going to the Blue Jays would be poetic because he and his wife just became US citizens this year. TIME TO START THE PROCESS ALL OVER FAGET.
>Judge leading the AL in votes
What a fucking meme. Talk about undeserved.
>Rags
>>76832594
Judge busts out of the league and goes on a Tebow-esque fame tour signing hats and bats until he decides he can't stand a life outside of athletics and he signs with the New Orleans Baby Cakes and gets promoted to the bigs with a .136 OPS because we just love his grit and gumption, a real feel-good American story
>>76832671
>what is he talking about??
>.315 batting average
>20 HRs
>54 RBI
>.943 OPS
>.565 SLG
Bonds clearly gave him the good stuff.
>Zobrist ded
>Heyward ded
>Russel ded
>Hendricks ded
>Now is Bytant ded
>Still only one game out in the division.
Who's prepared to for the Cubs to destroy everything after the All Star Break?
>the village of Magarite
>>76832733
could be interesting
>jshitty so BTFO'd yesterday that he goes on the DL
Fucking jshitty
>>76832733
The fuck did you cunts do to Zobrist?
also Davis is next to die.
>grilli DFA'd
i'll never forget that time you struck out the last two batters in a one-run game with 6 straight 90mph fastballs right down the fucking pipe, godspeed you glorious madman
>>76832839
Maddon isn't running him into the ground like he did with 103 fast pitch man.
>>76832146
>>76832146
>KC 10-2
we got problem already, wtf
>>76832881
Junis is not comfortable. Something is going on in his head.
>>76827321
>Earlier in the afternoon, umpire John Tumpane was jogging across the Clemente Bridge when he saw a woman throw her legs over the roughly four-foot-tall railing, holding herself precariously high above the Allegheny River below.
>The 34-year old umpire hurried over, careful not to startle the woman, and asked what she was doing. She claimed that she had just wanted to see the river from a different vantage point. Then he reached out to her.
>“I put my arm around her shoulder and said, ‘It’s the same view over here,’” Tumpane said. “At that point, I knew she wasn’t just taking a look at the other side. She said, ‘Let me go, it’ll be better off that way.’”
>Tumpane did not let her go. Instead he wrapped his arms around her, holding her onto the bridge. He offered to buy her lunch to talk things over, biding time until other pedestrians walked by and offered to help. One of the pedestrians dialed 9-1-1. Another helped grab the woman by the arm.
“After she came back onto this side, she said, ‘You’ll just forget me after this,’ and I said, ‘No, I’ll never forget you,’” Tumpane recalled. “This was an unbelievable day and I’m glad to say that she can have another day with us.”
This all happened at around 2:30 in the afternoon, about an hour before players start filtering out of the clubhouse for pre-game stretches and batting practice. There was still a game happening on Wednesday night and Tumpane, a native Chicagoan who made his major league debut in 2012 and became a full-time commissioned MLB umpire last year, was to be stationed behind home plate.
“I just tried to regroup and go back out there to work, but it’s hard when you stand behind home plate and you see the bridge in the distance,” Tumpane said. “In between innings, just thinking about how things may have been, I’m just glad they worked out this way.”
fuck
>>76832881
All the way to the BANK
>>76832869
>grilli DFA'd
I understand he has many financial backup plans from the embarrassing videos he posted to youtube years ago. Are those still up?
Good luck cheese sandwich man.
>>76832931
>letting them pull you back
next time, go in the early day time, when it's dark
fucking pleb
>>76832931
That's very warm and all but Kershaw is pitching today so let's talk about Kershaw.
>>76833010
say what
I gotta find those
>>76832671
That is an oddly specific situation.
>>76833034
Would Kershozzle hold me in his arms and tell me "it's going to me Ok", even though it really won't
>>76833066
*be
>>76832931
>‘You’ll just forget me after this,’ and I said, ‘No, I’ll never forget you,’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfs8NYg7yQM
>>76833066
Only if you look like a prepubescent girl
>>76833011
Women usually attempt suicide for attention, not results
>>76833113
>women do every thing for attention
I feex -_-
>>76833082
nope you already said me
>>76833142
>>76833142
>meMEMEme meemeMEMEMEMME
god I hope I wake up soon
>>76832931
Damn...
what should I do for lunch
be creative?
>>76832931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ucRM0eYD7U
>Since Cabrera has come back from the sprained thumb, he is 10-for-21 and has four multi-hit games in his last five. More importantly, he is no longer completely averse to playing second, though he previously stated it might diminish his worth on the open market if he becomes a free agent after the season.
>“I like this team a lot,” Cabrera said. “I’ll be fine with playing second. I’m a professional player. I would like to stay here at any position. I just felt like I didn’t have good communication with the team in that moment. Now we have to wait and see what happens.”
>the show is down
>>76833046
found em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Je3aHJD_c
He's also selling a book on his website, which hasn't been updated since he was a Pirate 3 years ago
Well, looks like that Almora boy is causing a whole hill of trouble at the Trumps.
>>76832699
Other than the JUST hairline, is there any reason he should start the AS game?
>>76833568
Will Trump meet a New York team (any sport) in his tenure?
>>76833500
lol wtf, I can't take him seriously at all
>that site
lmao, I hope you've saved the twenty mil you've earned over your career jason
real question though: what kershtism are we going to see tonight?
>>76832881
Just kidding it was DET 10-2 lol
>roylels
Where muh niggas at?
Do I gotta fill in for you again?
>>76833643
Well the Yankees better win one in the next 2 years before he gets impeached.
>>76833701
1stros checking in
>>76833673
crystal ball up side down?
that why I used the tarot ... simple, like a children book
Why is Junis still in, the fuck Yost?
>>76833701
I got work today. Im here for like 20 minutes though. I looked at thread yesterday lmao fun read.
>>76833706
>says the increasingly nervous man for the one-millionth time
>>76834070
>>>76834070
What are you going to do with the 2 dollars and change you earned at the strip club?
rice and beans?
or heroin?
>Bartolo Colon DFA'd
Is this the end of an era?
>Braves designate RHP Bartolo Colon for assignment
Press F to pay respects
>>76833460
>Had a game with 6 2B doubles
>Didn't count because of this
>>76834264
>implying
ITS COMING HOME LADS
>Colon DFA'd
F
>>76834264
>>76834306
the call that saved the Mets
is everyone enjoying the Dan Gilbert Curse so far?
I predict wonderment and amazingness, truly..
>>76834123
You're right, the Russians will help the Republicans steal the midterms.
At least they can't rig baseball yet.
>>76834208
I used to be a waiter at a restaurant and the manager told me I'd make a good stripper and he could be my manager
I left shortly after.
>Saunders
>Montero
>Colon
Who is the next elite player to get DFA'd?
>>76834378
>And reliever Carl Edwards Jr. opted to see other sights around the city, instead [of visiting the White House]. “I’m trying to go see like the dinosaur museums,” he said.
Mister Skeleton didn't get cursed, because he wanted to see skeletons.
Thank yo Mister Skeleton.
>>76834417
>..to the back of his van, where I slept for seven years and lived off of Ramen snack packs, try to win the Stripper Cup and become the hero I always knew I could be...
that heart wrenching.. please, continue..
Damn that was str8 robbery
Holy shit that catch. Gotta tip to that
what is this thread
>>76834661
Astros, gAy's game thread
>>76834559
>>76834580
Make a gamethread you fucking losers
>>76834661
a punitive general for boreball fags
>Yanks calling up prospect Dustin Fowler
Where were you when the Yankee dugouts average age was 26.5?
>>76834439
>Montero
>Elite
>Ever
>>76834689
no u
>>76834718
Suck a dick, fairweather
>>76834661
a general for anime, shitposting, and baseball
>His team doesn't have FIVE Triple-A All-Stars!
>>76834439
>Clippard
>>76834732
>calling us fairweather
Ive never even seen you in a Dynamo gamethread loser
>>76834735
Anime isn't welcome
>>76834732
I've been watching the Astros since Craig BIGGIO kid
>>76834787
>>76834815
autism
>>76834815
>He didn't watch the Richard Hidalgo era
>>76834745
we have 6, AND 8 people on the DL
>>76834847
Your team's AAA affiliate currently has five players going to the AAA All Star game? Weird, because the record is 5!
https://twitter.com/IronPigs/status/880441504858329089?
>>76834845
I swear to god I've seen all 600 of Pujols' homeruns and they were all against the Astros
>>76834917
oh
by all-star I assumed he meant AAA players on an MLB roster
>Rags
>padres have been inquiring the Yankees about a Gleyber Torres trade
Kek, what the fuck do the padres have to offer the yankees for that high a price?
>>76835555
memes?
>>76835555
The Padres are the team that gave away Trea Turner for nothing
>>76835555
Wil Myers? Literally all I can think of
>>76835555
Padres have a great farm system, albeit most of their prospects are still very young
Still I highly doubt their getting Torres though
>>76835651
>asking for the number 2 prospect in baseball for lesser prospects
Is this that 4D chess I hear so much about?
>Arenado finally starting the All-Star Game, as he should have done the last three seasons
Feels comfy
>>76835838
Oh look, the last remaining Rockies fan on /sp/
>>76835838
>The Rockies will freefall into 4th place
>But it's okay, Arenado is an all star!
WINDIANS
>>76835838
Yeah it's great that based Nolan is finally getting rewarded. Soon he'll be in Dodger Blue and be loved by the latinas here in Los Angeles. He'll be home right where he belongs. Things are finally coming together.
>>76835885
When they sweep AZ this weekend they'll get their momentum back
Cap it
>>76835932
>When they lose their 12th game in a row, they will be overtaken for the WC lead in July
Fixed that for you
>>76834845
Is this an age contest based on who saw the oldest era? In that case, I watched the Indians as a kid when Joe Carter was in the OF.
>>76835975
Nobody cares.
>>76835929
Literally my worst nightmare
>>76835948
By who? The Cusb? Even on an 8-game losing streak, they gained one (1) (ONE) game. I'm not intimidated
>>76835975
started watching with the first Twins Series win and Kirby Puckett, 86-87
>>76836129
also, this
>>76827449
>>76836202
RIP based Kirby
>tfw I was alive to remember Mike Schmidt's first home run
>>76836264
>tfw I was alive to see Jackie Robinson steal home
>>76836235
What about when he resurrected as mo'Lester?
God fucking damn it, Wakamatsu. He was safe by a country mile and in the 8th. Why would you NOT challenge that call?
>>76836590
post gray bush or GTFO
>>76836590
But he was clearly out though? You're talking about the steal on Yogi, right?
>>76823830
>Yankees and Red Sox want Prado and Bour
FUCK YOU
YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM
C O R R E A
J U I C E B O M B
You now remember the time the Dodgers won a game because Juan Encarnacion put a ball into his facemask
ONE STRIKE AWAY FOUR TIMES IN THE SAME INNING
Detoilet's ace is shitting the bed.
>>76836594
I still believe they're two different people with two different fetishes.
>>76837181
Interasting
>>76837179
>>76837179
that's an interesting little obsession ou have their
is that the series?
>>76837304
Yes that's the series. There wasn't a game thread so I shit posted in here. Fulmer went for a CGSO and got neither.
>>76837358
Yes, I saw
it was very sad
so now, Crads in PHO, and maybe another game ion the pphone
>>76836594
Lmao these pictures are doctored. Stay obsessed tho
>>76837751
>>76837751
>>76837751
Chicago vs Washington
C O R R E A
H I T R E A
How often to great Minor League teams translate to the Major Leagues?
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/judge-vs-bellinger-the-tale-of-the-tape/
>b-but muh Judge is better than Bellinger, I swear!!!11!!!1!!!
I can't wait to see Yankees fans try to justify this.
>>76838438
Lmao I love how no Yankees fans responded to this. The truth hurts. Bellinger is going to win MVP, while Judge sits at home during the ceremony.
weeeew
>>76838514
That's really not that big of a drop, the graph is just spaced out really far.
>>76838438
I've never looked at Judge's swing. But Bellinger's is absolutely terrible. He's got a real good chance of falling hard
>>76838514
>>76838438
That article says Judge is the better player and his adjustments at the plate have assured the writer that he isn't a fluke..... It's as if you didn't even read the article.
guys Guys GUYS. old/fat could be back with the M*st
>>76835555
>>76835650
>>76835651
How assblasted will Yankee fans be if Torres gets traded?
>>76834282
apology for poor english
when were you when bartolo cologne DFA?
i was sat at home grilling food in foil when jose ring
‘’bart is release"
‘no’
/GOATis/
>>76834282
Will he invite Grilli to his retirement party?
Thoughts on this?
>>76839352
tfw no yakkketty yak toilet paper
Astros now have a bigger lead on the 2nd place Yankees than the Yanks have on last place White Sox. Wow
>>76838438
>author literally says "I'm on Team Judge"
>Doys think this means he thinks Bellinger is better
wew
Where can I bet money on games?
>>76838943
I released -_-
FUCK YEAH!
Chris Carter is back on the Yankees!
I really hope he turns it around.
>>76839444
no one should take your money your trip getting bastard
>>76839476
If I get dubs, I'm betting on a game tonight and will win!
>>76832931
an real hero AND a real human bean
>>76833701
fantastic thread last night tbqh
>>76838525
68% to 55% is a huge drop off when talking about strikes
>>76839599
Why is Jose Altuve striking out at a much higher rate than he has ever struck out at any level of his life?
mlb.tv is on sale for $10 bucks for the next hour.
It amazes me that people actually delude themselves to the point where they ignore facts and say stupid shit like Judge is better than Bellinger. Why argue against the facts?
>>76839435
And the gap can get even bigger this weekend (except a sweep is all but impossible without Kek lel). Still gonna be a great series.
>>76839806
Facts can directly contradict each other. Scientifically speaking, facts are not some end all to debate, especially if the debate is "Is player X better than Y?".
Diamondbacks got that gay color on today
Someone post streams for any of the games that are on. My cable's out and I'm bored as fuck.
>>76839968
Dude...
>>76839847
>facts are subjective
Hmmmm....
>>76840029
Are you suggesting that Facts are not up for debate? Are you going against the very idea of facts for thousands of years?
>>76839977
Can I get Minor league games with mlb.tv?
>>76840050
I don't know?
>>76840050
>tfw milb.tv actually is a thing
>They want $40 a year for it, even if you have mlb.tv
Wow
>>76839977
>Pay Major League Baseball money for a service
>Get blacked out because I don't want to pay for cable
Still the biggest scam in sports
>>76840091
>Live in leafland
>don't have to deal with blackouts
>>76840206
There's a multitude of problems with Canada though. PLus I can just pop on a VPN if I bought it
>>76840216
There's a multitude of problems in every country
>You can listen to just park audio
that's amazing
>>76840239
We don't have anything like C.16 though
>>76840248
>we
I think you mean zir
>>76836590
>that flag
doubt.png
>>76838413
depends how old they are
>under 25
decent shot at making the majors and playing for a few years
>over 25
grown men meming on prospects who are all younger than them and will probably be replaced by someone drafted 4 years after they were soon
>Dbacks wear their sleeveless throwbacks with purple and teal
>Get BTFO by the Tardinals
they should never wear those travesties again
>>76840044
Objective statistical facts driven by hard data in the modern times are hardly subjective.
>>76840085
milb.tv is cozy but it does not support chromecast or amazon fire so you cant stream it to your tv naturally
>>76840091
>2017
>not having a vpn on retainer
>>76840330
So you're saying that Bellinger is better than Judge in every single possible metric? Because that's the only conclusive way to make such a claim
>>76840344
>Chromecast or Amazon fire
>More natural than an HDMI cable from your computer to your TV
>>76840328
their new shit is absolute trash at least they had a color scheme back then
>>76840355
I dont want to snake a long ass 20 foot hdmi cord around my house. its 2017 and its sad a billion dollar organization like MILB cant even support android or streaming
300
500 for nats bullpen
>>76840344
I watch mlb.tv on my fire stick
>>76840351
enlighten me, a noob, please
>507
>0
>7