>the eviscerator of Estonia

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

the goal against Spain counted in my heart

The monarch of Malmo

>the ravager of Romania

>the plunderer of Getafe

>the assassin of alaves

>the wolfsburg destroyer

>penalty spot prince

>the slayer of san marino

>the bane of Bilbao

>the scourge of Malta

>the tyrant of liechtenstein

>the annihilator of andorra

>the fearsome of faroe

>the bane of botswana

>the rapists of romania

>the painbringer of Las Palmas

>the micronesia menace

>the humiliator of Hungary

>the master of moldova

>the scourge of Osasuna

>the laminator of Latvia

>the killer of Belgium

>norway's nemesis

>the finnish phantasm

The devil of Djibouti

>the laughingstock of Germany

>the sommelier of somalia

>estonia's emasculator

>the tormentor of elche

>the terminator of Tanzania

>espanyol's exterminator

>The Gonqueror of Guatemala

>bulgarias butcher

>the inquisitor of the Faroe Islands

>the jester of jamaica

>the sorrow of Sevilla

>the vilain of Villareal

>the slayer of the country formerly known as Sri Lanka

>djibouti's doom

>the executioner of Eibar

>the plague of Cyprus

>the racist of rhodesia

>the lacerater of lithuania

>the bitch of Barcelona

>the caca of Perro

>the harbringer of Getafe

> The Tap-In Artist

>the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

>The Sultan of Seychelles

>the almighty of Almería

>the crusher of the 96

>the scorcher of Sweden

>the lyncher of luxembourg

>The Torturer of Tenerife

>>76824099

Underrated

>the conquistador of costa rica

>messifags "forgetting" that messi isn't playing the confederations cup because he choked against chilel

>the Zar of New Zealand

>>76824200
7-1

>The Impaler of Bilbao

>the striker of portugal

>Angola's anguish

>The Rock of Gibraltar

>the opressor of Osasuna

>the dan "Tie Her Down, She’s A Fighter" schneider of zanzibar

>>76823474
>The Rayo Vallecano Rapist

>the conqueror of Kosovo

>the culling of stratholme

>The Syndrome of Stockholm

>The Moroccan Scabbard

>the linesman's lover

>The Benedict of Cumberbatch

>The Boxer's Bed Parry

>>76824275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO6WuMBd2_Q

TSUUU'GANIS

>>76823474
>The cutter of Compostela

the consumer of Cock

>the TSUnami of Indonesia

>the conquistador of celta de vigo

>The Tormentor of Turkey

>>76823474
TSUUUUUUUNA VELA

>>76824227
Fucks given: The same amount of World Cup titles as Messi a.k.a 0 (zero).

>the finisher of the falklands

>>76824424
>The Faggot of the Favela

>The Ghastly Ghost of Granada

>>76824099
surprised it took that long desu

>>76824443
>Chilean miner

>the calamity of coruña

>the tragador de Lecce

>the annihilator of boipussy

>>76824459
>the Cocaine addict of Congolombia

>>76824480
kek

>the goliath of georgia

>the destiny of deportivo

>the viceroy of valladolid

>the incinerator of Iran

>>76824275
legit kejd

>>76824486
>the cocaine-dependant lover of chile

>the islam of europe

>The Overlord of Osasuna

>the watson of watford

>the defiler of Dynamo Kyiv

>the temporary evader of taxistan

>the Behemoth of Bhutan

>the Bane of Bayern

>the wales wrecker

>the surrogate impregnator of zaragoza

>the Rayo of Vallecano

>the big guy of moor

>The matador of Union Deportiva las Palmas

>>76824480
lmau

>The Machinery of Israel

>the jodorowsky of juventus

>the Messi of the tax code

>>76824902
you blew it

>the real human being

>The athletic man of Tucu

Is this one of those ephemeral patricians memes?

>>76824424
UMA

>>76825165
this is an higuain meme transformed into a choker meme

>>76825203
Higuain wasn't ephemeral

>The Coward of Kazan

>>76824809
Good one

>the obliterator of Armenia

>>76824200
>being this desperate

>The Sodomizer of Malmo

>>76824224
R-RUDE

>>76825538
do kiwis run on the streets of your cities? do newzealanderesians eat them? asking for a friend

The calamity of Eibar

>The Shitter of Chile

>the holocaust of honduras

>the fluffer of france

>>76823474
>England
Funniest thing in the whole thread was in op and you cucks try to outreddit each other for the past 500 posts lol

>>76823474
>The tsu of pseudonyms

>the strangler of APOEL

>>76827640
Guess What Switzerland? I Got A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Cowbell! Go fetch some for me, pretty pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROS4TUg-WU

>the turk of Armenia
>>76827640
>the cuck of Albania

>the Hercules of Hercules

>>76827550
Wow he truly is the Genocider of Armenians

>the war criminal of yugoslavia

>the blight of >shalke

>the outlaw of /sp/'s moderator

>>76825221
my sides were pretty ethereal when he fell over against monaco

>>76824200
You know who else choked against Chile?

>the inquisitor of Andorra

>the legend of leganes

>the butcher of betis

>the vanquisher of madagascar

>the slasher of Sevilla

>the nightmare of Malaga

>the bomber of Bogota

>the guillotine of gijon

>the Mengele of Malaga

>the Ragnarök of Reykjavík

>The Duke of the offside

>>76827808
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2008/matches/round=2241/match=83782/postmatch/report/index.html

>>76823661
>lets make fun of the clutchest performance of a big player in the last few years

>the semen receptacle for Moroccan kickboxers

>the mincer of malta

>the player of the match

>>76823474
>4 irrelevant teams and Germany.jpg

>the chad from chad

>>76828646
>Spain
>Italy
>L'Afrique
>irrelevant
sure

>the conqueror of cambodia

>>76828646
>I started watching football in 2014

>the butcher of bosnia

>>76824099
kek
>include me in the screencap

I dare anyone to find a better thread on 4chan right now
>the foreskin of 4chan

>the raider of Azerbaidjan

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gentlemen this truly was one of the greatest threads i have ever come across on my decade on 4chan

>>76827640
This

Also, you know ronaldo is the eternal goat when journalists make lists of teams he *hasn't* scored against.

>>76829456
all the good teams, pretty easy

>>76824738
kekked

gay thread

>england on this list
but why

>the purger of poland

>>76829502
>good teams
>engerland

He also hasn't scored against Switzerland or Austria. What does this mean?

>the grenadier of Granada

>the tempest of Tallinn FC

>The executioner of Eibar

>>76829605
That his roman blood fears the teuton.

>the destroyer of denmark

>the blaster of bilbao

>>76823474
The nuker of norks

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>The worst Ronaldo

>>76829605
it means he hasn't played 280 minutes against them without scoring

>Also, you know ronaldo is the eternal goat
if england are as terrible as you say than evidently not

>the devastator of dynamo

> the REAL faggot

>the mutilator of Malmo

>the penaldo

>the killer of the Kiwis

>the malaria of uganda

>scored against Belgium, Netherlands, Argentina, Denmark, Sweden
>one of the top players with more than 50 international goals
Let's be honest, you're all meme loving fucks

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>>76830782
>scored against Portugal, Germany, Italy, Brazil
>an absolute legend
Let's be honest, who rates Tsunaldo above him anyway

>>76830825
If he had an average footballer IQ (its still low but he doesnt have that either) he d be a very good player.

>>76830825
Oh sorry, didn't realize he had 4 champions leagues, an euro and countless other shit

>>76830782
The only top team in that list is argentina

>>76830852

Who the fck still cares about Ronaldo or Messi anyways. They re on dicline right now and this is gonna be the last WC both of them will have a decent physique.
The fact that Ronaldo is leaving Real proves that he knows his limits.
To be fair, it seems like when at United, He saw how good Messi is, he decided to come to his league, win more than him, and just leave. Messi must be butthurt rite now.

>>76830864
All those teams are better than England

>>76823474
>visitor of Zanzibar

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>>76823474
The ripper of Pontevedra

>>76830873
messi literally does not think about penaldo lol

>the gaper of Gerogia

>>76829519
Someone tweet this to him

>>76824275
Heh

pretty good thread desu

>>76831113
>letting up a 4-1 balon dor lead
>not having an internatuonal trophy while best ronaldo does
I guarantee you that manlet is worried that antonella is out fucking ronaldo and he wont have anybody to order him cheese pizza

>>76829519
First time I've been featured on a screencap, and I've spent 9 years in this shithole.

>the nigger of Nigeria

>the champion of Europe

>The Dodger of Taxes

>>76831789
i got featured on the cap of sending wwe to asp
pretty proud of that one

>the impregnator of tubes

>malta's menace

>the marauder of Montenegro

>the Apocalypse of Andorra

>Cristiano the Bulgar Slayer

>the Bully of Belarus

>the slaughterer of Samoa

>the ulcer of Uzbekistan

>the führer of the fifth penalty

>the warden of the West Bank

>the punisher of portsmouth

>the bogey of Bahrain

>The plight of Palestine

>the Moldavian onslaught

>>76823474
WOW TRULY THE goat :) lol

>the Big Baller of Jordania

>>76824099
Quality post Mexico

Drumvph was wrong about you

>>76831853
post image pls

>>76824634
>The immigrant of the north

>the ANO of Peru

>the penomenon

>>76823979
hey

>the torpedo of Freixo de Espada à Cinta

>the liquidator of Latvia

>the sopa of Macaco

>the terror of Tahiti

>>76823474
CAN SOMEONE PLS STOP HIM

>>76832416
>the fat burger addict of america

>>76828042
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>the tyrant and tormentor of Trinidad and Tobago

>the cum guzzler of madeira

>the boner of Badr

>the shogun of Kashima

>The President of Madeira

>>76832676
>the Jarl of L'Anse aux Meadows

>>76833055
lol

>the azrael of schalke

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>>76832442

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>>76832442

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>>76832799

>the Cuckold of Chile

c'mon guys, don't let it die

>>76824099
This

>The Dominator of Donetsk

>The Rider of Ponta Grossa

The People's Front of Judea

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>thread is still alive from yesterday
>Ctrl+F your post
>0 (You)'s

everytime

>>76827550
Includes Romania, pls.

>the fister of finland

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>>76839422

checked

>>76839422
because im just as lonely. here you go pal

>>76839422
which one was your post

>the assassin of Armenia
>the blaster of Belarus
>the conqueror of Cyprus
>the destroyer of Denmark
>the eradicator of Estonia
>the fister of Faroe
>the gouger of Gibraltar
>the hitman of Hungary
>the invader of Ireland
>the jihadi of japan
>the killer of Kazakhstan
>the lyncher of Liechtenstein
>the murderer of Malta
>the nailer of Norway
>the obliverator of Omen
>the pounder of Poland
>the quencher of Qatar
>the ravenger of Romania
>the slayer of Serbia
>the titan of Turkey
>the unabomber of Ukraine
>the vandal of Vietnam
>the walloper of Wales
>the xcutionater of Xanthi
>the yaker of Yemen
>the zoomer of Zambia

>>76832535
this one deserves a (You)

>the crusher of chicanos
>>76839965
good post

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>>76824099

>>76829519
update it plox

>>76823601
>>76823661
>>76823694
>>76823737
>>76823856
>>76823881
>>76823908
>>76823948
>>76824065
>>76824099
>>76824108
>>76824113
>>76824200
>>76824200
>>76824275
>>76824306
>>76824809
>>76824902
retards

>>76831789
Same but 5 years
>tfw 1st post

>>76829519
i'm actually in the screencap!
t-thanks senpai

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>>76829519

>tfw you made it to the screencap
>not once or twice but 4 times

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>>76831789
> already featured in 3 screencaps
cant tell if I should be proud or worrid

>>76831598
please

>>76823474
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76830864
and he scored against us in a friendly

>>76830864 kek >>76843215

>>76832701
10/10 almost too creativ for a German

>>76823474
This thread is the dick of my ass

Let's also not forget:
>CR7 took 46 straight free kicks for Portugal and scored zero of them

>>76824480
ayy fuggin lmao

>>76845245
Well they werent straight because this is Ronaldo we are talking about

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>>76840343
You owe me 15 minutes of my work time (well technically you owe the French State 15 minutes of one fonctionnaire time)

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>>76845245

too bad no one watches the matches and they just vote for whoever wins the final

>>76845245

can i please get a source on this? this can't be real

>>76845245
Well that's wrong. He scored one against Hungary in march.

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tsuuu

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>the wrecker of walls

>>76823474
Imagine being so shit that you can't score against >us

There's no Tsuuu
without U <3

>>76828605
Anyone could have scored those goals. He was just fucking lucky as usual.

>The prince of Portsmouth

The Annihilator of America-Mex

>the butcher of bolton

>The Slaughter of San Lorenzo

>The Carnicero of Cruz Azul

>The plague of Polynesia
>The scourge of Scotland

>>76845734
what do you use to make this?

>>76850903
paint you fucking retard