/trans/

Benteke is fucking useslees
we should of kept gayle bolasie and Murray
lee should be played more

>>76809490
Scores 40% of the teams goals
> Useless

>not having a thread for each individual rumour

>>76809506
zaha and cabye just bounce shots of his head,
any idiot could do the job bentekmeme is doing

who is

S O T O

O

T

O

decent thread imo

>>76809479
>BBC in charge of basic spelling
Even I know it's "prise" la

>>76809489

Ha. Cheeky

i genuinely hate you guys

Looks like we've found the thread

Thank you based mods for freeing us of this evil

NO SERBS ALLOWED EDITION

Congrats, mods. You managed to not fuck something up

>>76809880
Should have left the one with 200ish posts up, even if it was started 50 posts early by a Serbian autist.

you idiots got the Serie A threads canned
how will the italians keep up to date on their favourite spaghettis

Just seen Carragher in my local butty shop

He bought some tomato soup

/blog

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>janny is a leaf
might be sick 2bh

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Reminder

>>76809891
Did you tell him he'd dropped his premier league winner's medal?

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>this is the one left up
someone's earning their pay

>>76809890
not much of a discussion, penne rigate is goat t b h

>>76809889
No, he's the cause of all this fuckery with his "new day, new thread" autism. Should be permabanned.

>>76809890
>serie A
You mean ISA?

Got a b& and v& for bumping all threads for you guys. Now lets start a new thread at 500 posts. How about that

fucking janny reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i dont want to be in the same thread with eplel

>>76809916
Make your own ISA thread then and make it different to this one

>>76809916
You better not interrupt our shitposting with your non league shit.

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>>76809916
that thread was comfy

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>leaf and paki ""proving points"" on 4chan
Guys, guys, >>>r/soccer

>>76809973
no need to get so angry at your thread being deleted honeybuns. you'll survive okay

There were too many threads last iteration. There should be two only, lest we incur the notice of the mods.

>>76809982
literally who
>>76809973
dont see whats wrong with a thread per day 2bh
it was only autistic north americans bumping dead threads

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>>76809983

Man United has the money, where are the players?

>>76810006
United has no prestige or real chance of winning anything

>>76809998
Yep. PER DAY. Thats allright. But keeping a thread alive by spamming and shit..for more than 24hours, is stupid.

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>>76810006
They're called SNUBCHESTER for a reason

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>>76810017
>>76810011

>seething ABUs

I'll have you know, United win the treble and made the most money out of anyone this season

>>76810013
Why? If it's still bumpable, it's still an active thread. Fair game to reply to posts in it. If that REALLY tickles your pickle too fierce, maybe not make a new thread every fucking day just to attention whore, mmmh sweetie?

>>76810032
>>76810011
>United
Which United? You need to be more specific here, say MUnited or NUnited or whatever you mean otherwise people won't know cause of all the teams called United

>>76810013
that leaf kept a thread from sunday alive till today
thats the kind of autism that needs to stop

>>76810046
the rags obvs

Needs a new thread, desu. There are new rumours. Needs a new update. Constant, constant updates. That is the new /trans/ world we are living in: it's a constant flux. New is the new constant. New thread now.

Off the top of my head, confirmed or likely transfers that I can think of..
>City
Alves, Ederson, Silva
>Chelsea
Caballero, Lukaku, Bakayoko, Sandro
>Liverpool
Salah
>Arsenal
Kolasinic, Lacazette
>Spurs
????????????
>United
Lindelof, Matic

Who's winning the transfer window and who am I forgetting

>>76810046
United are called United and City are called City because there's more than one team called Manchester

Newcastle and Leicester are referred to by their place names because there's not a second team with that name in the professional leagues

>>76810046
>forgetting WHUnited
they won the world cup you know

>>76810068
>Premier giants

>>76810060
I've never heard anyone call them Leicester City United

>>76810056
>>76810060
People can't differentiate between the Premier League and other leagues that have "Premier League" in their name so why do you think they'd be able to do the same with individual teams?

>>76810049
/trans/ threads were always going by so fast, and I'm a busy, busy man. Whenever I'd get to the end of reading a thread, I'd have so many posts I want to reply to, but by that time it'd be over and archive. It was so sad.

But now, with the slav's new genius "thread per day" innovation, those threads can now stay around and wait for me. And I can finally take my time to reply to all those posts I want to reply to. It's fantastic. I love the idea.

Needs to stay up to date. These are all OLD rumours, not new ones.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3899888/manchester-united-james-rodriguez-ac-milan/

This rumor true?.hamaz going to man united???

Reminder that espn used this ad to actually try and sell the manchester derby to yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ms_b_NH3P4

>>76810059
>City
>United
See >>76810046

>Liverpool
Do you mean ELiverpool or ULiverpool?

>Arsenal
Do you mean EArsenal or GArsenal?

Your post is really vague here

>>76810056
every team with 'United' in their name are completely irrelevant

>>76810088
You are actually autistic. Jesus Christ.
>trying this hard to prove some autistic points
WOW

>>76809489
I like this format.

>>76810110
they attempted the same with Bayern and Dortmund

>>76810102
Nobody wants him

Too expensive for an unreliable buy

>>76810082
You know, that's a very good point. You can't have it both ways

>>76810117
There's no need to get so emotional over a thread, geez louise chuck e cheese.

>>76810125

Could be a good winger in the premiership. It's about his level

>>76810068
>fires agent

>>76810110
that seems like an accurate rendition of the average englishman
it just needs a little more sharia

>>76809523
His real problem is discipline.

He was suspended for how many PL matches? 5-6? I think.

There's really no excuse for that as a striker. In a counter attacking and not pressing side nonetheless.

He's gonna have a falling out with Dyke 100% guaranteed. Will never press hard high up. On the bench by October, sold to promoted Villa in June.

>>76810117
dont give it attention
just wait for the day of the rake

>>76810141
which united?

bois, whos spurs gonna go in for?

some dutch hype who cant score for shit? pls no

>>76810143

outside of 4chan the average amerifat thinks Europe is like the movie EuroTrip

>>76810150
I don't need attention. What do I look like to you, serbian?

>>76810110
>right divveh

>>76810150
Leeds

yes, we are all busy. that's why we make a new thread every half day or every 3 hours. we need to keep up with all the fast moving transfer news. anyone who doesn't feel this way is just a slow ass grandpa.

>>76810155
never watched it

Posting in a thread

>>76810163
thanks pontus, just making sure

>>76810169
I like it

Are argentinians up yet?

>>76810068
>premiere league giants
>article unrelated

>>76810169
Some more:

WISTNTGTBM =When is the new thread going to be made?
TRAONTW = These rumours are old; new thread when?

>>76810169
>>76810201
AUTTJMTLS
Self explanitory

>>76810201

N = NIGGER

>>76810169
Which French player is MLATTT again?

AUTTJMTLS

>>76810227
what does N.I.G.G.E.R. an acronym for?

AUTTJMTLS?

AUTTJMTLS lads?

>>76810233
>Nigerian Individual Gets Groomed as "English" to Race

pacy darkie lads, basically

>>76809910
i don't use acronyms for league names because i usually have three spare seconds to just write it out

What if we used threads instead of comments

>>76810296
Are you going to sleep soon? How long have you been awake for?

>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
new thread

>>76810317
i've been awake for 3 hours. it's like 9 am here dude.

We need a thread every 3 hours or so to keep pace with the transfer cycle.

>>76810319
Sound, we'll see you in 400 posts

>>76810319
Absolute madman

>>76810324
The idea that there may be more than one canadian on the internet completely baffles him

>>76810324
>lying

Kek, you were up all night bumping the old /trans/ threads.

>>76809479
Rugby.

>>76810214
>>76810226
>>76810232
>>76810236
>>76810262
AU*O*TJMTLS

Fucking newfags.

>>76810340
is this an act you're doing to entertain yourself or do you actually not get that more than one person in all of canada posts on /sp/

>>76810358
he honesly doesn't get it

>>76810349
>england
>technically and mentally gifted lads

>>76810367
>replying to yourself
Sad!

>had loans of caffeine for the first time in months
>really alert but can't pay attention to anything
ahhh

>>76810358
autism
>>76810367
see>>76810317

>>76810358
>>76810367
>over a minute between posts
clear samefag

>>76810349
wtf its 2002 again

You guys can't stay abreast of the new transfer rumours unless you join the new thread:
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310
>>76810310

>>76810349
This is absolute bollocks

>>76810382
Did you have any shit with your caffeine?

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>>76810378
>>76810384
>>76810396
Et tu, Jewte?

pls stop bullying canada

>>76810417
You're making up a bunch of incorrect claims and aren't citing anything.

People don't have to refute you properly

>>76810378
>>76810384
>>76810396
see
>>76810405 >>76810414

Anti-canadian Internet Attack Force BTFO

>>76810405
>>76810414
>>76810430
>Changing your IP adress to post more than once a minute

pathetic tbqh

>>76810431
>>76810422
And there we have it. You're both right

>>76810438
>adress

is that what you're wearing?

Any updates on Swansea?

>>76810431
It can't be proven wrong because it's total bollocks

It's like me claiming the queen is a lizard and then insisting that people who are telling me I'm wrong are the ones who need to go look up evidence

>>76810444
Delete this you anti-semite

>>76810445
Still a shit team from a shit town with shit fans.

>>76810454
Was about to post this. You're alright, Pierre

>>76810454
>town

>>76810454
>Leafs
Stick to supporting the MLS lol

>>76810458
*shakes the dust off*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjecture

>>76810477
>>76810477
>>76810477

this is probably a stupid question but did any UK porn companies ever make a porno called Total Bollocks?
>>76810482
stick to being horrible at a game you invented

>>76810472
>literally running to the other thread because you've been called out in this one

>Courtois’ agent admits to ‘regularly meeting with Real Madrid’, says Chelsea star is of interest to them

>>76810481
Has civilisation not reached that far into Wales yet? Sorry, I meant to say "camp".

>>76810458
All young English players are actually rugby players who were given a football 3 days before playing for the national team. It 'explains a lot' so it must be true

>>76810449
But she is a lizard

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How good is frank the dutch speaking south african?
i dont really follow eurofootball

>>76810486
based itabros

>>76810488
lol still better than Canada at any relevant sport

>>76810523
no, you guys are terrible at hockey

>>76810533
inb4
>relevant sport

any updates on the new /trans/ thread to this board situation?

>>76810533
We're pretty good at hockey m8. Ice hockey, not so much.

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>>76810533
>Hockey

>>76810533
funny thing is field hockey is a lot more popular than ice hockey here

>>76810561
But your ice hockey teams have such good names

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Would u rather a slag gf? Or a plain homely gf?

>>76810533
Ice hockey is to hockey what arena football is to NFL

>>76810533
We won olympic gold at it last time

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>>76810548
>>76810561
b-but the momentum in skating provides the opportunity to obliterate people
>>76810578
arena football is nowhere near good enough for this analogy to be accurate

>>76810574
No matter what you have, you will want the other.

>tfw used to be an ass man
>got a gf with small tits and a nice ass
>wish she had big tits now
>didn't seem to notice them that much on my ex, who had decent tits

what did my mind mean by this

>>76810571
Only one I've known is the Cardiff devils or whatever they're called know since I've skated on the ring

>>76810578
'no'.

>>76810603
Sheffield Steelers and Nottingham Panthers are the main ones

>>76810600

you're a normie la

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i really can't overstate how nice the cycle of football and hockey is eurobros you can time it with the seasons

I think your brain is gay, sorry to have to tell you that m8

>>76810611
I have lad, we aren't really in the position to be spending money on that sort of thing at the moment though

Perhaps in a couple of years

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Swansea will win the league if they get this man

>>76810625
Mr House?

I killed him lel

>>76810614
this is a sports board, we all are lad

weirdos don't watch sports

>>76810613
Devils are bigger than both though lol

>>76810613
one near me called stretham redskins
dont know how big they are

>>76810624
>>76810624
>>76810624
>>76810624

NEW THREAD

>>76810655
>>76810613
>start a hockey team
>name it after a football team
jesus christ, england

>>76810632
The Spanish Leon Britton

>>76810613
Swindon Wildcats 4 lyfe

>>76810669
Sheffield is a big steel producing city tbf

>>76810669
Yeah, that's pretty gay. Sheffield Steelers is good, but should probably be renamed Sheffield Callcentres now

>/trans/ - British Ice Hockey Discussion & Asexual Thread Mitosis Factory

>>76809982
yes because why the fuck would I want to play for Manure

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>>76810701
>British Ice Hockey Discussion & Asexual Thread Mitosis Factory

>>76810669
Nottingham Panthers are older than the Carolina panthers leaf

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>It's confirmed. River Plate will get 2014 World Cup finalist, Enzo Perez

>>76810727
>>76810727
>>76810727
>>76810727

>>76810727

NEW THREAD

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>>76810734
ENOUGH

>>76810722
i honestly thought it was a reference to the Florida Panthers NHL team but i was referring to naming a british team the Redskins anyway

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>cool logos
>garbage state
>THE FLORIDA PANTHERS

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>>76810877
>306 posts early

>>76810732
I had some of your national drink today

Was alright

post your three most overrated strikers right now. Mine:
>Lukaku
>Morata
>Modeste

>Liverpool have emerged as the shock frontrunner to sign Mbappé for a fee in the region of 105m €
[L'Equipe]

>>76811089
Bullshit story of the window lmao

Benteke >> Lukaku

in fact, Benteke is the best '''belgian' striker period

200 posts is too much. Make a new thread.

>>76811117
I think we need several new ones. There's just so much transfer news, one thread can't contain all of it.

>>76811095
Which Premier League are you referring to?

>>76811076
2016/2017
Everton - 37(1) apps 25 goals

2015/2016
Everton - 37(1) apps 18 goals

2014/2015
Everton - 36(4) apps 10 goals

2013/2014
Everton (Loan) - 31(2) apps 15 goals

2013/2014
Chelsea - 2(2) apps 0 goals

2012/2013
West Bromwich Albion (Loan) - 35(15) apps 17 goals

>fucking implying

>>76811076
Lewandoski
Awful, awful finisher. Needs 60 million chances to score a goal.
Higuain
Fat Choker
Lukaku
Big fish in a small pond. Everton is the absolute perfect level for him.

So is this trans

>>76811076
Morata
Aubameyang
Lukaku

>You now remember Martin Odegaard

>>76812430
literally who

>>76812430
no i dont

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>>76812451
>>76812456
HOW COULD YOU?

>>76812477
that's ronaldo you spacker

>>76812486
that's really getafe's staff, i tricked you lad

>>76812430
Man United signed him for £113m in 2021 on my latest football manager save

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>tfw you're not a cat person

>>76812575
Bitches forgot about Ode

>>76810059
Spurs ofc la' >we havent lost a dime

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>>76812624
>not being a dinosaur person

>Spurs will happily spunk £30m on fucking sissoko
>Lose out on Lemar to Arsenal in favour of signing ANOTHER literal who winger from France

Pochettino is so shit at transfers

>>76812844
>Son
>Alli
>Wanyama
>Alderweireld
>Trippier
Good transfers desu although a few fail it isnt as bad as other clubs
>you now remember Martial cost 40 million

>>76811102
Mertens

Why do BBC feel the need to click-bait their stories so relentlessly? They don't even get ad revenue.

>>76812926
>you now remember the magnificent seven spurs bought with the bayol money
>only eriksen and lamela remain

>only one /trans/ thread

This is the future liberals want.

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Well /trans/?

>>76813362
Zabaleta?

>>76813362
>clean sheets
is this supposed to be a defender or a GK

>>76813434
>goals 3
>assists 14
>is this supposed to be a gk

are you retarded

>>76813420
No but you're looking at an sort of similar player.

>>76813434
>3 goals
>14 assists

>>76813362
Aspilicueta

>>76812624

Kann ich ein source haben bitte?

>>76813475
Fucking jackpot. Was hoping it would get a bit more drawn out than this, but whatever, good job thai anon

>>76813461
>>76813473
Defenders get clean sheet stats as well?

I wasn't aware of that.

Unless it's Fantasy Premier League.

>>76813518
Every player on the pitch can get that as a stat though, even a striker. It's just used for defenders because it's relevant to their job.

>>76813502
>clean sheets
it's defender

>14 assist
only possible by fullback

>160 appearance
this guy is young

>2 pl
from 3 possible club

>>76810090
This.

>>76813594
>3 possible club
wut

>>76810358
>>76810367
Very nu

>>76813644
chelsea city poonited

>>76813687
He could have played for two different teams.

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>Front Runners For Oxford United post
>pic related

>>76813644
The recent champs, so from city, chelsea, or someone benched at united.

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Anyone up for a second round? This one is a bit hard, so I'll lend you a hand; he did not play a single game in this last season (16/17).

>>76813697
name a defender (namely fullback) who was played for two different pl champions

>>76813783
henning berg

>>76813783
ashley cole

>>76813829
>>76813893
both played too many games

Reminder that Clichy won the prem thrice

>>76814109
How many starts do you need for it to count though

Can't have got many for the invincibles.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-40419819

finally justice la

does Barca have any shot at buying anyone good this summer?

>>76814141
He had 12 league games that season, you only need 5

>>76814157
>The inquests found that Liverpool supporters were not responsible for the dangerous situation at the Leppings Lane turnstiles

but they literally were, intentionally or not

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>>76814254
>almost 100 million spent on this shit

Liverpool could have bought some decent players with that kind of money

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>>76814376
>decent players

Thought I was supporting a football club, not a tragedy ffs

>>76814254

its almost like they're ready to tell them what they want to hear in the hope that they just shut the fuck up already

>>76814254
They were but this is all bullshit to get them to shut the fuck up. They're self confessed to being at fault. But they'll blame Thatcher or the Sun or something.

absolutely screaming on the inside
alri on the outside

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>He unironically thinks the Guardian has good football coverage and listens to the podcast
>He unironically ironically spouts "Wenger out" maymays in public
>He unironically thinks that Ronaldinho is a GOAT
>He unironically argues that players he never actually watched play are GOATs (eg. Pele)
>He unironically always supports the "underdog" team in a league where even the poorest clubs have hundreds of millions of pounds in the bank and even the worst players make hundreds of thousands of pounds a year
>He unironically bandwagoned Leicester despite the PED allegations and their shitty style of play
>He unironically calls other people normies while mindlessly browsing the most normie general on the most normie board on the most normie imageboard
>He unironically thinks that Mark Hughes "is a great manager, he's just bad with transfers"
>He unironically hates Manchester United but he can't remember exactly why
>He unironically thinks that /trans/ is better without the trips
>He unironically considers himself enlightened for parroting the opinions of obese weeaboo autists instead of the opinions of clueless hack journalists like the filthy "normies" do
>He unironically calls Barca "UEFAlona" because of a match 10 years ago that he was too young to even watch
>He unironically thinks that John Terry was a world class CB
>He unironically thinks French, German, and Spanish football is more sophisticated
>He unironically thinks that clubs like Southampton and Everton are "nice" (because they're too shit to counter-bandwagon)
>He unironically wants Fulham and Wigan back in the EPL


If a single one of these applies to you, then kindly neck yourself.

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>>76814868

>>76814868
Guardian has some decent writers, the rest of the papers largely don't

Sure Jackson and Ronay are shite but it's still the best football paper going

>>76814868
Who the fuck wants Wigan back apart from memesters?

>>76814949
>Smug upper-middle class ponces using football to claim working class street cred while shamelessly plagiarising muh Inverting The Pyramid and making the same tired old analogies and jokes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

Yeah nah. You're confusing pretentious arrogance with good writing.

>>76815093
Hey /lit/, what you doing out of your containment board?

>>76815093
Who's your idea of a good football writer then?

Henry fucking Winter?

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>>76814979

>>76814868
Everton and Southampton are the good guys. Fight me

>>76815093
Yes they're all plagiarising their own book

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>>76815146

>>76815126
Phil McNulty. If you disagree you're probably a criminal.

>>76815185
>le Manchester United supporting Scouser
>a good writer

>>76814868
Didn't read lol

>>76814868
Are you actually chatting shite about AC Jimbo?

>“Obviously the biggest clubs are interested in Thibaut, and that includes the reigning European champions. He is a goalkeeper who wins you games, wins you trophies.”

>"I meet regularly with Real Madrid's directors and Thibaut's situation is evaluated. My role is to keep him informed of the situation."
t. Tebow's agent

Can United finally sell De Gea to them so these rumours can die?

>>76815185
kek he's the absolute worst of the lot.

>>76815491

they'll just get donnarumma on a free next summer

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Is Soton going to sign ANYONE?

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>>76815504
This picture applies to you. Think about why I mentioned him.

>>76815561
Only City and United have signed anybody over £30m.

>>76815561
Who the fuck is Soton?

>>76815561
fuck off, bandwagoner

>>76815597
This is such a shitty forced meme I dunno where to rank it this summer because this summer has been god awful for memes. We started so well, doing 4 odd threads a day. Now? We're doing 20+ and none of them finish.

>>76815561
Cringing rn and i dont even watch divegrass!

Any updates on the (das it Ousmane) Dembele to City situation?

>>76815672
Tell me ur fav memes bro

>>76815834
Probably either him or Alexis

so we won't know until confed ends

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>>76815561
they spent all their budget trying to anime remember?

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just give us the treble already

>>76816162
Kompany will not be healthy enough to be considered a starter.

>>76816202
just put dani alves there instead then
>italian defending

>>76816202
Professor Poop's tiki-taka doesn't need trivial things like defenders

>>76813502
>Norwegian /trans/ poster

You giving a shit about the player is already a strong clue he's from Chelshit.

>>76816162
Where's the best ball playing centreback of our times, John Stones?

I still think Nanashi no Stones can be a good defender if he had a proper manager and not Poop exposiola.

>>76816821
>replying to the shitposter

you know who he is lad, there's only one.

>>76811089

won't they get tapped up?

>>76816898
he's beyond saving desu, he's been coached by martinez and guardiola at a crucial time in his development

>>76813751
But I posted this as well, only no one gave a shit about it
>>76813751

I just can't stop talking on flat earth facebook groups, lads. It's so fascinating to see how defensive these people are

I'm trying to be as inagressive as possible when refuting them so I don't get banned, it's really quite fun

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>>76816898

>Nathan Ake's £20m move from Chelsea to Bournemouth set to go through in next 48hrs
> Conte happy to sell
Tch

Huge mistake by Chelsea here, he should be a starter. Maddening he was sold and wasn't an automatic starter.

>>76816898
He's looked good when his partner hasn't been Nicolas "I'm charging out guv" Otamendi or fucking Kolarov

>>76816821
fug
>>76817028

>>76816981
He's only 23, he still has the time to find a proper manager.

>>76817038
Ask them who stands to benefit from perpetuating a round earth theory.

>>76816981
centre backs are constantly developing and peak much later though. he's beyond saving if he decides to stay for arab bux when he gets benched

>>76817040
is this rita

>>76817132
That's the kind of thing that gets folk banned. I'm just answering posts that pose actual questions like
>Airplanes flying against the spin - at what point does relativity come into play - 10 feet? 10,000? At 30,000 feet they cruise just over half the earth's supposed "spin" - and yet the trip is the same amount of time either way...

I've got this guy reading about special relativity now, so that's something I guess

>>76817132
You don't need a good reason to fuck with people desu, it's just fun.

>>76815561

Need some time for Pellegrino to settle in and check out the fabled black box with Les Reed

>>76817194
How can someone clearly reasonably intelligent believe something so fucking stupid?

Any updates on the GF to me situation?

>>76817497
Because they think it makes them smarter than average. Being in on some great conspiracy, that everyone else denies, but you know the truth of makes you feel like a genius.

>>76817497
Lack of scientific education. They hear some number like "the earth spins at 1000mph" and think "wow that sounds insane", which it kind of does if you don't understand things like centrifugal force, etc

>>76817497
There is also a slippery slope effect. You start doubting your government on something, then you think there is always another reason behind things, then you start believing entry level conspiracy theories, and then you go deeper and deeper.
Sometimes it's also simply fun.

Maybe we can sell Bravo to someone now

Hoy el perro caca será más dulce.

>>76817510

Looking unlikely, lad. They'll probably get that player on a free in 15 years after the player is all used up and looking to settle down

>>76818415
>centrifugal
>>76817756
its why i sometimes go to shit boards, these people are really fascinating, it must be like having a bad trip 24/7

Lads

LADS

>poortugal

>>76819373
>>centrifugal
It's useful for explaining concepts, I'm not being pernickety here

>>76819481
>pernickety
Great word desu

>bravo isn't being told to play with his feet
>is actually good

>>76818415
Entry-level conspiracies are 90% true though

>>76817756
I know, right? How can anybody believe in Flat Earth LMAO

Also btw Jews did 9/11, the 7 Tower didn't fall, the Government blew up the building and a missile hit the pentagon.

>Why?

For oil.

>Oh, so we got something out of the whole thing?

W-War is bad!

REEEEE!

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BIG TRANSFER SOON

>>76819585
Yes occasionally passing is the reason he couldn't stop a shot last year

>>76819732
I'm not talking about 9/11, thats clearly a coverup.
Flat earth is 100% a thing that can and should be educated against

Lads? What happened in the match? I went to get food...

>>76819850
It'll just be City, Spurs or Chelsea. Arse are being snubbed, Spurs won't get anybody (and they don't really need any) and Liverpool is a shithole.

>>76818834
I don't really see anything wrong with being suspicious of your government. With how commonplace proven corruption is it's a perfectly valid mindset, yanks get mocked for arming themselves against possible tyranny but the sentiment is good for the public in the long run.

There are plenty of conspiracies that have legs, don't know why these people can't focus on them instead of earth being flat.

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>>76820518
Of course they get mocked. They don't do a god damn fucking thing. They have guns, they brag they have the 'ability' to rise up, yet they don't.

>Hey guys, I promised I wouldn't raise taxes, but I'm actually going to introduce more taxes than any other president ever, you didn't rebel over taxes against the British right? Nah, of course you didn't, you'll accept this, right? t. Bush Senior
>[Crickets chirp as guns remain on racks]

>Hey guys, we're at risk of terrorists, so Imma just introduce the Patriot Act, it lets me to arrest people without due process. You didn't rebel about this against the British did you? Of course not, you'll accept this, won't you? t. G. W. Bush.
>[Crickets chirp as guns remain on racks]

>Hey guys, I'm a bit upset with lots of shit. I'm going to start loads of wars for our 'allies' and I'm also going to start the entire refugee crisis in Europe. Oops. But you won't get upset with that, will you? Of course you won't. I also won't achieve most of my promises and I'll just lie and fund Arab allies and cause more messes whilst abusing powers left to me by my predecessor to silence opponents. Oh and I'll also use more Executive Orders to get round pesky challenges. t. Obama
>[Crickets chirp as guns remain on racks]

>Hey guys, MAGA! Imma just pass a law allowing anybody to buy or sell your ISP search history. You know, your very freedom of privacy. But you guys hate freedom, right? Anyway, I'm going to fuck around for a bit and struggle to get even the most basic shit done. That wall will surely be finished soon! t. Trump
>[Crickets chirp as guns remain on racks]

Not having firearms to rise up against the government is only beaten by having exactly that but refusing to do it. Pro. Fucking. Tip. The government knows nobody cares or will do anything. Why do you think they're StatusQuoists?

>>76819585
Bravo isn't shit, it's just his defence, despite being over £100M in value, was utter gash when Kompany wasn't playing.

>>76820825
City gave up less shots than everyone in the top 4 apart from spuds

>>76820893
Hey I didn't say he was WORLD CLASS I just said he wasn't shit. He isn't shit. I dunno about this new lad they've signed though.

>>76820825
That's why I said sentiment. Of course having guns for that reason is stupid, the US control the strongest military in the world.

Simply being aware that the government are fucking you over is better than ignorance.

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>>76820937
He IS world class though

>>76820991
Proxy off Slovak

>>76820951
If you say that to them (about the govt) they just go

>m-muh 50% military would side with us at least
>m-muh Blue on Red scenario
>m-muh guerrilla warfare
>m-muh 3rd party support

They forget if it got that way (civil war) the USA is over no matter who wins.

>>76820991
This was amusing the first time you posted it, but I'm not too sure now. You're implying stats are worthless when comparing players when it's the best you can do since you can't factor in meme tactics (See Spurs and Kane) and shit like that.

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About to watch the season finale la's

>>76821239
must have sent it to the wrong guy pal cause that's my gf :^)

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>>76813702
>mfw nobody commented on this
>mfw nobody will notice we have Frank Lampard or Wally with a Brolly in charge

>>76821112
U just know

>>76821112
Good episode desu, next season's gonna be interesting.