/trans/ - fresh rumours edition

Good thread. Lets keep it serb free

Good job. We needed this. New thread for new rumours, remember.

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Reminder only nonces and criminals say EPL

>>76809180
>>Sunderland striker Fabio Borini, 26, will have a medical with AC Milan on Thursday. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

What the fuck. Borini is barely good enough for the Championship. I thought Milan were **BACK**.

>>76809180
>Burnley boss Sean Dyche is putting in plenty of work behind the scenes at Turf Moor and says someone should film a documentary about football management. (Lancashire Telegraph)

This film would be screened at Cannes and it would win the Palme b'Ore

:^P

>>76809198
>The Premier League is an English professional league for men's association football clubs. ... It is colloquially known as the Premiership and outside the UK it is commonly referred to as the English Premier League (EPL).

#JFT96

>>76809207
>outside the UK
Thanks for showing that anyone saying or accepting of EPL here with a british flag is clearly just a mohammed

>>76809215
Yeah? That's why you call it EPL because there are non-Brits out here. We're being kind to them. We didn't conquer the planet by being dicks ALL the time, anon.

The madman actually did it

>>76809221
>We didn't conquer the planet by being dicks ALL the time, anon.
We did impose our language on everyone so if they want to say EPL they can go fuck off and speak it on their own language board

Great I was waiting for the fresh new lunchtime thread.

I was halfway through making an OP for it when this popped up. Good one keeping on the ball lads.

>>76809232
You make a good point... But colloquialisms are a thing. People say "get off of the chair". When you don't need the 'of'. People saying "i'm going for a lay down" when you should say "i'm going for a lie down".

But whatever. I'm calling it TPL anyway, as that's it's full official name. Until it gets a new sponsor at which point i'll change it to whatever.

>>76809232
>>76809259
but it's called 'epple'.

>>76809271
What are you making the letters stand for?

>>76809274
>E - English
>P - Premier
>L - League
>E + P + L = EPL
>or EE PEE ELL
>or, if the letters arephonetically joined as a word, EPPLE
>EPPLE, guys
epple

E Peel

Exposed
Pep
League

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>John Terry will decide his future this weekend, with both Aston Villa and Birmingham City offering deals to the 36-year-old Chelsea defender. (Express and Star)

>Arsenal are closing in on £30m-rated Monaco winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Daily Mail)

>Chinese club Tianjin Quanjian will offer Arsenal and Liverpool target Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang £500,000 a week to prize the forward, 28, away from Borussia Dortmund. (Talksport)

>Sunderland striker Fabio Borini, 26, will have a medical with AC Milan on Thursday. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Trabzonspor are willing to meet Liverpool's £5m asking price for midfielder Lucas Leiva, 30. (Fotomac, via Liverpool Echo)

>Former Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel, 32, will not join Stoke City because he is "settled" in Turkey with Fenerbahce. (Sozcu, via Stoke Sentinel)

>Newcastle United goalkeeper Tim Krul, 29, is attracting interest from Ligue 1 side Montpellier. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Brighton target Markus Suttner has asked Ingolstadt to let him leave, but the German side are holding out for a £4m bid for the 30-year-old defender. (Brighton Argus)

>Former Ajax, Inter Milan and Real Madrid midfielder Wesley Sneijder, 33, is close to agreeing a deal to join Los Angeles FC, who will enter the MLS in 2018. (ESPN)

>Burnley boss Sean Dyche is putting in plenty of work behind the scenes at Turf Moor and says someone should film a documentary about football management. (Lancashire Telegraph)

>>76809308
>the same copy paste from the OP

was it autism

>>76809308
What would be the better option if you were Terry,

>Aston Villa
or
>Birmingham City

?

>>76809320
villa for sure

>>76809323
Elaborate

>>76809320
Just retire as a one-club man, no reason to taint your career any more by playing for shitters.

>>76809327
it's the one of the two that has been relevant before

>>76809328
Too late for him
Gerrard shouldn't have gone to MLS though

>Arsenal are confident they will be able to announce the signing of Monaco star Thomas Lemar next week, reports say.
>13 Hours Ago

>Arsenal move closer to £30m deal for Monaco forward Thomas Lemar as Arsene Wenger looks to add firepower
>3 Hours Ago

>Arsenal confident of beating Tottenham in £30million race to sign Thomas Lemar from Monaco
>1 Hour Ago

Funny how shit goes from "Confirmed Next Week" to "Close To Signing" to "Hopeful Of Beating Spurs".

WEW.

>>76809331
Birmingham City's been in the epple before tho

>leaf talking to himself
>OP posted 3 times
>the state of this thread

>FA Cup Win
>Gives Europa Spot

>League Cup Win
>Gives Europa Spot

Is there something different about these? I think FA Cup should give CL Qualification Spot.

>>76809345
>mad
>at fresh new threads

also check the post times you autist

>>76809338
doesn't change one club having more prestige than the other
>>76809345
i don't mean to blow your entire goddamn mind but more than two people in canada have access to the internet

correct rumours with sources

>Florentino Perez goes cold on Mbappé
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3899885/real-madrid-transfer-news-kylian-mbappe-florentino-perez-paul-pogba-manchester-united/

>Real Madrid want £80m for striker Morata
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3898579/manchester-united-alvaro-morata-real-madrid-raise-asking-price-79-5m/

>Terry to join Villa with £2m clause if they win promotion
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3899913/john-terry-join-aston-villa-this-weekend-chelsea-contract-runs-out/

>Arsenal offer Sanchez and Ozil just 20% pay rise to tie them down
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3899170/alexis-sanchez-mesut-ozil-new-contract/

>Man City, Marseille, and AC Milan after Koscielny
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3895906/laurent-koscielny-ac-milan-manchester-city-marseille/

>Antonio Conte contract still up in the air after discussions with Abramovich regarding transfers
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3899919/antonio-conte-meeting-roman-abramovich-chelsea-contract-transfers/

It's about time for a new thread

>>76809372
Are there any new rumours?

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>>76809372

>>76809378
No but we can make some up

why do so many of the guys in the u-21 championship look like they're almost 30

>>76809378
AEK Athens linked with Xandao, 1.93m tall defender that was released by Anzhi.

>>76809372
surprised this wasn't a serbian post desu

>Man United looking at De Roon from Middlesborough, who is 26
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3900695/manchester-united-boss-jose-mourinho-is-lining-up-a-shock-10million-move-for-middlesbrough-midfielder-marten-de-roon/

>>76809372
fucking hell its been more than 30 minutes
we definitely need a new one now

This forced meme is fucking terrible. Fucking. Terrible. We now have hundreds of fucking threads.

>>76809390
I now remember Anzhi. I now remember that Eto'o played for Anzhi

>>76809394
This is the future you chose

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https://twitter.com/22mosalah/status/754925256033329152

>>76809394
better than yank ones. Janny will wake up from his burger induced coma soon enough anyway

>>76809394
I'll stop making new threads when people stop calling the league "EPL"

>>76809378
>Juventus are readying a €40m move for Fiorentina sensation Federico Bernardeschi, according to Italian news outlet Violanews.com.
The 23-year-old has been on the radar of the champions for quite some time now, while Premier League pair Manchester United and Chelsea have previously been linked with a move for the Italian.
>The Old Lady, however, are believed to be leading the race to sign Bernardeschi, though Fiorentina will command a top fee for the Italy U21 international

https://www.whoscored.com/News/oFPNHshu2Eqk8PF7sg7o2Q/Show/Juventus-plot-big-money-move-for-Serie-A-star

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>this was 5 (five) years ago

>>76809401
terrible pepe

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what the..

>>76809403
is "epple" accept-epple?

..heh :»

>>76809401
Liverpool BTFO

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How did Liverpool miss this?

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>>76809417
>I can't read the thread: The Post

See >>76809337

>>76809409
B-but why Spain? :( What did I do to you?

we've entirely too many threads. this can only be solved by starting another thread.

>>76809435
i liekd ur pepe

>>76809430
The legit post is way fucking funnier.

>>76809401
Based Egyptian Walcott

>>76809455
I don't know why he even bothered to make an edit. You can't really top the original

>>76809455
im sorry
>>76809485
fuck off twat

>>76809206
>Burnley is the Warmest Colour

>>76809491
calm down m8 no need to get touchy about it. everyone make a shit meme every now and then its no big deal

Which thread will have the Babs poster?

>>76809517
>10 minute gay scene with Heaton and Gray
No thanks.

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>>76809517
lol

>>76809517
I dont get it

>>76809534
none mate, he is busy getting laid. I swear nothing will get you laid more easily than posting hot chicks on 4chan mate, I think everyone here should give it a go, you might even find that gf

I'm out lads. Too many threads. Dunno which one to go in. I long hope for the return to proper posts where people don't start 20 billion threads when new rumours come out for no reason other than autism.

I like the new threads, makes me feel avant-garde.

#JFT96

>>76809633
One is just the Italian thread.

>>76809633
why can't serbs and finns be rangebanned from starting threads lads?

>>76809647
What bout this one? >>76808217

>>76809661
Sosa, I dunno what fight you are in with the Serb, but this is shit. i'm fed up of this. The new thread new day is fucking awful. I just want one thread. Call it autism or not, I don't care.

I come on here to be with people and talk about foottball and instead it's gimmickwars.

>Milan are BACK baybee!
>Sign Borini

>>76809688
So it's two threads. How is that too many?

>>76809718
Anything over one thread is too many

>>76809733
I'm starting to see why you broke away from Yugoslavia

the day of the rope will come for thread splitting mongs

how fucking difficult is it to post a new thread when the one in use hits 500 posts

cunts

>>76809759
I know right? Should be that fucking simple.

I now have 5 /trans/ tabs. Good work lads. Lets keep it up. New rumour new thread until the retards fuck off.

Reminder that the Serb established a rule that the latest rumours = new thread, and this thread has the latest rumours so is the real thread.

This is the original new thread. We all migrated here from the old thread. The other threads are dead threads that have been resurrected. Don't be retarded and post in this new thread.

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>>76809799
>only 5
I hate this meme

my mind races from the damp

>>76809349
fuck off wenger

>>76809825
up to 6 now
first page /trans/ only

new thread when?