If Tom Brady were a woman, he'd be Tom Lady.

>>76808571
>>>/killurself/
Fucking negros

>>76808571

If Tom Brady were a patriot he'd be Tom Shoot and praydy

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>>76808629

Ya know... because muskets.

if Tom Brady was a nigger, he would be Uncle Tom

If Tom Brady were a cat that you didn't want to have a litter of kittens he'd be Tom Spayedy

If Tom Brady would deflate footballs he'd be Tom Shady

>>76808571
If tom brady were a white rapper, he'd be tom shady

>>76808683
fuck you

If Tom Brady was in under an umbrella, he'd be Tom Shady

If Justin Bieber wrote a song about Tom Brady, it would be called Tom Baby

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>>76808571

*if

>>76808571

If Tom Brady were the GOAT footballer, he'd be Tom Brady.

>>76808571
If Tom were a faggot like Aaron Rodgers he'd be Tom gaydy.

If Tom Brady was the lead singer for an alternative rockband he'd be Thom Brady.

If Tom Brady really really liked women, he'd be Tom Gaydy

If Tim Brady were a buccaneer he'd be Tom Matey

If Tom Brady was a builder he'd be Tom Tradie

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Tom M'Lady

>>76808571
If Tom Brady was edgy itd be Tom Bladey

If Tom Brady liked to only get in the water half way he'd be Tom Wadey

If Tom Brady plaited his hair he'd be Tom Braidy

If Tom Brady were a Greek god, he'd be Tom Hades

If Tom Brady was indecisive, he'd be Tom Maybe

If Tim Brody was short and wide he'd be Tim Chodey

If Tom Brady were an open space in a forest he'd be Tom Gladey.

If Tom Brady were a teacher he'd be Tom Gradey.

>Patriots
>Name their city after the country they're supposed to be fighting

Honestly couldn't make this shit up. It would literally be like Israel naming their capital Hitler.

Fucking idiots.

>>76816497

>thinking six states is a city

>>76816734

So you didn't name just one state after us, you names SIX (6) of them after us.

>>76816497
>Britbong
>get invaded and taken over by Dutch, call it a "revolution"

If Tom Brady was scared of football, he'd be Tom Afraidy

If Tom Brady was a rural dwelling retard, he'd be Tom Drumpfy

bravo bravo

If Tom Brady were in hell he'd be Tom Hades

If Tom Brady was a hockey defenseman with one hell of a hard slap shot he'd be Tom Iafrate.

If Tom Brady were Mongolian he'd be Tom Raidy

if Tom Brady were a bird he would be Tom Birdy

If Tom Brady had payed for the 49ers in the 1960s would have been Jim Brodie.

...did I do it right, /sp/?

>>76808571
If tom brady were a toddler he would be tom baby

If Tom Brady fucked your mom every night he'd be Tom Laidy

>>76823412
You ruined everything.

If Tom Brady were a con man he'd be Tom Playedme

If Tom Brady could even lift he'd be Tom Gainy

If Tom Brady were African man he'd be Tom AIDSy

If Tom Brady were a former Houston Rockets player he'd be Tom McGrady.

If Tom Brady was on the Brady Bunch he'd been Tom Wilson.

If Tom Brady were any other QB with his skills he'd be Tom Paidy

If Tom Brady stole Freddy Gruger's gloves he'd be Tom Bladey.

>>76824906

Err, Kruger*

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>>76824375
Good.

If Tom Brady were a video game character he'd be Tomb Raidy

>>76808571
If Tom Brady was the best QB ever he'd be Joe Montana.

If Tom Brady went back in time and accidentally did his mom, thus causing his parents to never get together he'd look at the picture of his family and see that he's Tom Fadey

>>76824947
heh

If Tom Brady were the dude in that The Who song about the Pinball Wizard he'd be Tom Acradey

If Tom Brady's last name was just a made up word, he'd be Tom Snadey.

>>76808571
If Tom Brady was a supreme gentleman he'd be Tom M'lady

If Tom Brady were a black dude he'd be Tom Spadey

If Tom Brady was unsure about his decisions he'd be Tom Maybe

>>76824509
Good one

if tom brady had a thirst that needed quenching, he'd be tom gatoradey

If Tom Brady was bitten by a radiactive arachnid he'd be Tom Spidey.

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If Tom Brady ran a trailer park he'd be Tom Lahey

>>76825131
If Tom Brady were a nigger he'd be De'Tomass Braydee

If Tom Brady was a faggot piece of shit he'd be Tom Brady.

If Tom Brady ever got scared he'd be Too Afraidy

If Tom Brady were an anime he'd be Boku No Hero Academy

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If Tom Brady was jewish he'd be Yom Brady

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If Tom Brady liked watching his wife get manhandled by nigs he'd be Tom Brady.

if tom brady was brazilian he'd be Tom "Bacteria" Bradinho

>>76824509
Underrated

If Tom Brady put his head down and cried he'd be Tom Dooley

>>76827143
>>76827092
>>76824949
awfully mad today aren't we??

If Tom Brady was a playing card he'd be Tom Spadey

If Tom Brady were playing a game in which you try to get someone to guess something by using body movements without saying any words he'd be Tom Charadey

If Tom Brady was a white wine he'd be Tom Chardonnay

>>76808571
Gay.

If Tom Brady were to act foolish and/or silly he'd be Tom Foolery