/heem/ Rape is not cool Edition

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*GADOOOSH*

BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in 8 years. He's due.

Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira

I hope Tony Ferguson skullfucks Tiger

>>76806975
He is my least favorite ninja turtle.

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>He named his baby Tiger Pax

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Tfw just waiting for Conor Mayweather fight

>That feel when you take a solid crap 4 days

My big brown didn't break down

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>>76806999

Is anyone else REALLY happy about the news that TJ vs DJ is off the table and TJ is refocusing on Cody? Honestly one of the most anticipated fights i can think of outside of Fergi/Nurmy and Romero/Whittaker

Why all the hating on the burp shoob?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_MTr7bS2w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_MTr7bS2w
some little shithead calling in right now
>HE DONT GOT OUR MIDWEST GRIT
fucking stupid hill person

>>76807054
Looks like I clogged the toilet

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>>76806902
>have tix to ufc 214
>waifu megan drops out
feels bad man

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>>76807069
Being a sneaker expert is not a real thing

>>76807064
DJ vs Cruz II is a fight i'd like to see

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stockholm code still works. Everyone on heem should have fight pass

>>76807151
Shit

How long is that good for?

>clarence

>>76807177
One month. I'm on my third month now

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How would he doing the UFC's Heavyweight division

>>76807193
Making fun of autism is funny until you hear true autism show itself

>>76807226
How is wanting to die for team alpha male autistic

lol brendan schab btfo on stud radio

>>76806973
does anyone have the pic where he's using the kid's head like a punching bag

>>76807069
We're not making fun of him. We're just wondering if his bastard son will get hepatitis when he gets Blacked.

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>>76807326

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>>76807218
A cocksocking steroid using senile, bum fucking homosexual old man?

He would get destroyed if he had to fight real men.

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That's enough /heem/ for me tonight. No discussion and just a tsunami of negativity. Goodnight bros.

>>76807334
Pic not related?

>>76807338
Night. Enjoy your hepatitis and weird fish dreams.

>>76807338
Thoughts on Tony Ferguson jamming his cock into Tiger?

>>76807350
not funny
>>76807359
never will be funny

night

>>76807333
fucking jej

thanks brah

>>76807361
>still responds

Kek

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Who do you think Paige Van Zant will get booked to fight next?

>>76807508
Maybe Grasso? That wouldn't be a bad fight. Grasso would probably rek her, but it'd be entertaining.

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>>76807508
That cat looks straight up like a dick

>>76807516
Doubt that would happen. UFC wants both of them to be stars. Paige especially has drawing potential.

>>76807525
Well, they wanted Waterson to be a star too and they still matched her up with Paige, so I dunno.

>>76807539
That was a huge fuckup, they had no idea Waterson was gonna win and only pushed her after the fact. They ran a shitload of PVZ promos during the card and there was even a lady screeching at Waterson to hurry her ringwalk. Sort of a low-grade version of Rousey-Nunes.

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mfw /box/ asks who "Benton Spooge" is

>>76807587
just like the ronda fight with nunes, atleast waterson was kind of qt and was kind of relevant for a minute

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>>76807539
>>76807587

I just want to see PvZ win again. I want to watch her smile and jump in joy! Paige is so pretty and kind I want her to be mine!

>>76807334
Schaub did okay in the UFC though.

>>76807604
these types of photoshoots are cringe as fug

>>76807587
True. It does seem like WME are dead-set on Paige being a big star, even if she isn't very good. Same with Sage Northcutt, come to think of it.

Not sure how I feel about this new age. Trying to build stars through hype rather than letting fighters build their own hype through actually being awesome fighters. I guess once you get a taste of the McGregor money, there's no going back.

>>76807619
how about i heem ur shit up and become the next big ufc star?

>>76807619
Made a vid of the walk, I really have no idea why we shouldn't be able to post webms with sound.

https://streamable.com/1vrhv

WME is in so much debt from the buyout that they didn't have a choice but to go all-in on stars, especially in the absence of Rousey and McGregor, two of their biggest stars ever. Bit of a boom-to-bust situation.

They've also dug an even deeper hole for themselves by screwing up the normal matchmaking process. 211 was stacked specifically to make up for the chain of PPV stink bombs they dropped earlier in the year and I'm sure they're hurting. No going back now. Mayweather-McGregor could be a taste of things to come for the next couple years.

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>>76807602
Got a good finish out of it at least, that was legitimately a good WMMA fight.

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>ped goes to bed

Is Boopy Schnitzel a good fighter?

Wait so did tony ferguson rape tiger schaub? weird

>>76807753
They call him Boogeyman for a reason bruh, children should be very much afraid of him

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>>76807753
>>76807766

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salam fellow heemsters

rate the performance of this local flyweight talent of mine

blue has muay thai base, red judo & bjj

How can they only pay a figher 8000?

>>76807852
tough, but might be a SW and too small in the end

>>76807917
please do it again, because werdum might actually try to do a flying counter

>>76807852
your guy is in the blue right? not too bad, should get him on steroids and keep improving striking

>>76807963
Better than starting boxing pay. Back in the day, UFC starting show money was like 3000.

Name one person who doesn't secretly enjoy Matt Hughes being in a coma

>>76808015
his family, you sick freak.

>>76808015
id rather it be brandon

>>76808036
t. reddit

If I could punch any fighter super hard and make them hurt, it'd be megan Anderson

>>76808060
thats a woman not a fighter

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>>76807965
>>76807977
thank you, god bless

>>76807852
>salam
stopped reading there

>>76808066
maia won the decision, masvidal won the fight

>>76808072
Bj Penn

Lyoto Machida

>>76808069
needs to work on boxing, was fighting a can, so who knows

my big WBW prospect is asha rokka. 4-0 all finishes

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made some Reem vs Werdum II webms last night

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are soccer kicks not being allowed the biggest joke of all time?

>>76808150
no, 12-6 elbow prohibition is the biggest joke

Is 2017 shaping up to be one of the worst years for mma in recent memory?

Ever since habeeb it fell through, we've had nothing to get excited about.

>>76808148
Thank you

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>>76807330

>>76808193
Didn't make any webms of Reem's hits during the fight because he didn't really land any good combos (Werdum would pull guard every time he got hit)

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>>76808214

>>76808191

>We've had nothing to be excited about

How can you say this when we've had Holly Holm in 2 main events my guy

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>muh personell reasuns

>>76808305
Wonder what happened? If it was USADA they would've announced it?

Think she just realized she would get merked on her UFC debut?

>>76808191

I'm still excited for 213 with Romero vs Whit, Cowboy v Lawler, and Werdum vs Reem

Also cautiously hopeful for DC Jones 2

>>76808305
>I'll f-f-fight whoever has the belt after this!
>p-p-lease win Tonya ;_;

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>>76808340
If Pettis loses I'm killing myself

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>>76808367

>>76808390
jej

>>76807616
Schaub had a win rate of 60%, not bad if you ask me.

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Post memes you fell for

>>76807950
>ah like how people with natural punching power. it's illegal to use any genetic advantage. I get it. because its not and you are retarded.
It's a legitimate rule, what are you getting upset at me for you spaz? Also nice job replying to me in a dead thread you absolute simpleton. It's a rule like it or not

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>>76808390
>90s kids

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>>76808416

>>76808421
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
hit me up. [email protected] (spam email)

is a classic Steve Jennum-style choke mount allowed in modern UFC

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>>76807852
>flyweight

>>76808465
paul is a fag name

>>76808478
What's your name, chubs?

>I hope Tony Ferguson ______ ______ with his _______

>>76808483
Baulie

>>76808486
>I hope Tony Ferguson Beats Mcgregor with his Jitsu

>>76808493
catches mcgreggor in a darce
proceeds to get kimura'd by khabib

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>C'mon anon! Roll with us!

What do?

Hate on Kevin Lee for wanting to fight fighters in his division

Conor fans hate on him because he's too cocky

>>76806902
Why is Ferguson always so fucking cringe?
Is he Autistic?

>>76808551
Yes, that is why he is heems guy. Him and Masvidal

>>76808543
>okay holm and cyborg square off, I'll take plastic titty monster here

Megan Anderson is pregnant.

>>76808543
Only if we do it naked ladies
Its the new Brazilian technique to get the true human potential in wrestling, unbound by artificial material.

>>76808591
my guess probably.

personal usually means that.

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>>76808598
Australia sir, if I may say so... You bring shame on your country with the stupidity you spew here.

>>76808645
Im just sayin, this style also employs fish hooks in certain areas but we can avoid those for the first sesh

Does anyone else think that Kevin Lee's skin colour is one of the main reasons he is disliked?

>>76808712
oh yeah for sure, hes too light skinnned. He needs to coal black

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>tfw best bettor on heem

>>76808591
No way, those chicks are on the pill 24/7 for years.

>>76808730
go on one of those tracking websites lad

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>>76808712
100% my fellow dumbledores army comrade

>>76808736
*tips kekistan fedora*

>>76808733
>those chicks are on the pill 24/7 for years.
>pill
steroids

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>>76808759
gross gb2 pol, and literally kys

>>76808767
looks a bit like lithcuck desu

Can you heem your dad?

How can we convince Dana to close down the shitshow that is Womens Featherweight?

>>76808826
why would you even discuss that you weirdo

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>>76808887

But its going great, it's a deep and talented division with a lot of fighters and Cyborg will fight some 135er from another promotion to determine the 145 UFC champion

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>>76808897

would you rather I talk about babies getting BLACKED?

>>76808887

get DJ involved somehow

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>>76808906
Post 5 WFW fighters not named Cyborg or Anderson.

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Say what you want about his attitude but he talks shit and backs it up.

You gotta respect that in a fighter.

>>76809047
His body triangle if pretty great, if he can improve his striking (which he can as he has a good team around him) I see him as a title contender.

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Say what you want about his attitude but he talks shit and backs it up.

You gotta respect that in a fighter.

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>>76809085
Like him or love him but you HAVE to respect him.

Ask the only good fighter here anything.

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>double main event

>>76809121
How do I train my chin?

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Ngannou training with Dewey Cooper

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>>76809145
>tfw could heem them both

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>>76809121
what is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>76808305
condom broke

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Jason Bourne vs the whole UFC 170 divison. How fucked is the UFC?

BTW, Jason Bourne has a pen, a phonebook, belt and a rolled up newspaper and it's pride rules.

>>76809367
Slept by Woodley you nerd

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>>76808990

i wasn't being serious my guy

>>76809405
Woodley couldn't even sleep Wondergoof in 10 rounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQ-3Wyg280

>getting heemed by an old JKD guy as a young muay thai fighter

JUST
U
S
T

>>76807151
I love you anon.Thank you!!1!1

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>>76809410
i like that image

>>76809354
understandable, have a nice day

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NEW THE REEM FRESH OUT THE OVEN
https://youtu.be/JfREicftdU0

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Who should be next for le shitty chin guy

>>76809494
if theres one thing being in the ring for 33 years has taught me, its that in a fight nothing is certain

>>76809627
bigg rigg 100%

>>76809494
Muay thai is very overrated as a striking art, tbch.

>>76809494
uhhhh axccthually they were fighting under kyokushin rules (no face strikes) + grappling so he didn't expect the spinning back fist

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How many steaks per day did Pigg Rigg have to deliver his stellar weigh-in and fight performance?

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>>76809637
B-b-back the fuck off?

>>76809637
you're an idiot

>>76809690
He's not wrong

>>76809637
In all seriousness though, I think boxing is the most overrated punching art for MMA. And taekwondo is for kicking.

Muay thai has the infighting you'll learn in boxing and had kicks and karate has the distance and kicks you'll learn in taekwondo and real punching.

I get second hand CTE from fighters who use the boxing high guard and bobbing and weaving with 4oz MMA gloves.

>>76809722
Jorge Masvidal - Donald Cerrone.webm

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Post Kevin Lee webms

>>76809706
you're an idiot too

>>76809729
I'm not saying boxing isn't effective and a fantastic boxer isn't going to tear apart anyone in MMA apart in the swangin n bangin department, I'm saying the rewards are outweighed by the disadvantages in both health and what you learn in a year of muay thai/kickboxing compared to in a year of boxing.

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hahahahaha Cyborg is ded

>>76809775
>Evinger
Who da fook is that guy?

>>76809729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbX-9E3yUTE

you're an idiot

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>>76809740
don't tell me what to do

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First for my girl.
Give us Grasso next

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>Anon, do you watch these MMA fights? Are you a fan of Conor McGregor or something?

>>76809785
He beat Cowboy due to his boxing, you're an idiot

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>muay thai is VERY OVERRATED

>>76809758
t.dork who trains Muay Thai

Hows it feel knowing you'd lose to anyone with decent boxing, or Jiu Jitsu, or even Taekwondo

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Donald Cerrone Robbie Lawler cancelled

Robbie shook

>>76809834
Muay Thai guys have no hands. Goofy stance generates no power in punches or kicks.

>>76809859
That's clearly a kickboxing technique. He parry's Cowboy's leg after Cowboy kicks him, which made Cowboy off balance and open to punches. Just because you're punching doesn't mean it's boxing.

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>>76809885
>That's clearly a kickboxing technique. He parry's Cowboy's leg after Cowboy kicks him, which made Cowboy off balance and open to punches. Just because you're punching doesn't mean it's boxing.
I never said otherwise

>>76809885
Classic muay thai stance senpai. flat back foot and lifted heel on the front foot

It's actually a jiu jitsu technique

>>76809885
the best form of punching is boxing, it's boxing pure and simple

Brits are the worst posters on heem

>all these manchildren shitting on muay thai
none of you are fighters, none of you train certainly not ever at a reputable gym

>>76809946
>not ever at a reputable gym
Doesn't matter, just because you have these big gyms with these big names doesn't mean you can walk inside the cage with them. I'd put a pace on you and make you quit.

>>76809946
I do trane. Muay Thai is just overrated. Not even saying it's bad, but it is not the be-all-end-all striking art like many people claim. It has flaws, like every other striking or grappling style does.

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>>76809946
T.Muay Thai fag

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Seriously none of you care that Donald vs Robbie is off?

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If there were a JUST division who would be in it?

>Betch
>Big Pigg
>BJ Penn
>Weidman
>Marcin Held

Who else?

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>>76809859
>It's real
>Cerrone's injured

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/6/28/15885554/donald-cerrone-injured-robbie-lawler-bout-likely-moving-to-ufc-214


Words can't describe man. We keep getting blue balled. I suppose it makes 214 better but I was really looking forward to 213. Card was solid. A cancelled fight always sours the whole thing. Ffs this keeps happening these days

>>76809892
tfw kj noons used to be my boy

delet this webm

>>76809986
Robbie should just hang it up desu. He's had enough wars.

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/donald-cowboy-cerrone/donald-cerrone-injured-fight-lawler-likely-rescheduled/

now there is LITERALLY only ONE good fight on that card

>>76809986
I'm glad for Robbie's health. He should retire before he ends up like Chuck.

>>76810003
>>76810004
Cerrone was going to be my money maker

>>76809993
Big Rigg and Weedman are the only JUST on that list because it's all self inflicted. BJ is just fighting past his prime.

Amanda Nunes vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Yoel Romero vs. Robert Whittaker
Fabricio Werdum vs. Alistair Overeem
Anthony Pettis vs. Jim Miller
Travis Browne vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Chad Laprise vs. Brian Camozzi
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Curtis Blaydes
Jordan Mein vs. Belal Muhammad
Rob Font vs. Douglas Silva de Andrade
Thiago Santos vs. Gerald Meerschaert

>people will pay for this

i think i a little bit hate ufc lads.

So Many BONGS

FUCK OFF

>>76810031
I'm glad it's happening just so we can see Travis Browne get viciously heemed again

>>76810031
The top 4 fights are interesting.

t. 189er

>>76810054
only good one on the entire card is whittaker vs shittaker

>>76810031
Jordan Mein vs Belal Muhammad is the best fight on the card

>>76810005
Reem vs Doom?

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213 went from 100 to 5
>ywn see Cowboy vs Lawler
>ywn Kebab vs T-Ferg

>>76810064
you're a complete casual mate fuck off

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>big brown

Why would anyone call themselves after a large turd?

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reminder women's mma > men's mma

>>76810077
i'll straight blast your mom in the face, "bless lad"

None of you could get close

>>76810086
his wife shit out a retarded mexican baby

Yoel and Cris Cyborg should be banned already

what happened between Tony and Schaubs kid someone please fill me in

>>76810099
I'm fine with a women's title fight having precedent over non-title male fights. It's only when a non-title women's mma fight is main carded over a man's title fight that I get rustled.

We're gonna look back in 10 years and laugh at how hyped these women scrubs were pushed when we actually get talented women fighting in the UFC

>>76810135
>talented women

>>76810153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec

Never forget that Joe Rogan cried on his podcast to Ronda's face when he was talking about how amazing her boxing has gotten

>>76810020
Cerrone was about to get knocked out. He can't beat good boxers with high level TDD. Rewatch the Masvidal fight.

>>76810153
Your mom is pretty talented, just saying.

Which one of you cunts is trolling over on /tv/?

>>>84385767

Tonya Evinger is gonna shook the world but Australians are so quiet today cause they're proxies lol

I've got my GoPro and I'm an hour and a half from coral springs

>>76810183
I would be more shocked if Tonya Evinger didn't get utterly molested by Cyborg than if my brother chopped his dick off and changed his name to Sheila.

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>>76810130
Yep. At least cyborg don't deserve fighting against women, she is a roided whinny bitch, everyone knows she gets roided, everyone she weights way more than any female featherweight, and yet, the UFC creates a division only for her and her cheating team, off season she have as many testosterone as a man, she should not be fighting against women.

And besides, I think female 145 would get better without cyborg.

>>76810183
seriously though who the fuck is Tonya Evinger?

>>76810179

>>>/tv/84385767

>>76810198
>who the fuck is Tonya Evinger
stop being a casual

Did Cody ever fight that bodybuilder guy or is he shook?

>>76810198
The best 135er outside of the UFC, though she's at the tail end of her prime.

>>76810202
>Ronda tried to box with Holm
I hate this meme so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twr49KCrrEI

truly the pinnacle of music videos

>>76810177
Robbie is much worse with leg kicks and head kicks than Jorge

>>76810228
nah

>>76810220

basic rundown:

>bodybuilder fag actually makes the trip to Sacramento
>doesnt meet at the gym at agreed time, waits for 3 hours extra then goes there when Cody is no longer there.
>very sheepishly enters gym then almost immediately leaves when told Cody isnt there
>guy on front desk calls him back in and says he can wait inside for Cody to come back
>bodybuilder fag is like "uh uh ok"
>one of the TAM guys appears and starts kekking and lelling at bodybuilderfag
>he leaves after about 3 minutes
>gets heckled all the way down the street by TAM

it was pretty cringe to watch desu, he filmed it all himself. he was also literally shaking and people were absolutely ripping him in the comments of his stream.

>>76810249
do i have to put /s on the end of my posts like a faggy redditor

>>76810198
Casuuuual

>>76810198
>seriously though who the fuck is Tonya Evinger?
lol get back to soc boi

>>76810196
>I would be more shocked if Tonya Evinger didn't get utterly molested by Cyborg than if my brother chopped his dick off and changed his name to Sheila.

Ur outta ur mind mate or u dont know shit about mma

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odds now

>>76810265
does this mean Johnson is the underdog?

WAHHH I'M NOT PRETTY ENOUGH

women's mma is shit ban it

>>76810276
Who is your favorite woman's MMA fighter?

>>76810277
>women's mma is shit
you did this on purpose

*teleports into top side control*
*spams americanas on everyone 40lb lighter than him*

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fuck this cunt

>>76810300

>ant tries to beef with elephant

Lentz would literally kill BJ though.

>>76810256
link?

I can't tell if someone like that is truly that delusional or knows that he will get a million views if he videos himself getting heemed by a ufc champ

>>76810306
and he still wouldn't be even a fraction as successful or significant

>>76810322
>successful
>bj penn
casual detected

>>76810276
He was a +330 underdog, he's not anymore

khabib is a can crusher

>>76810325
>second two weight MMA world champ
>first american BJJ world champ
>icon
>loved by fighters, fans
what are your parameters for "success" and why doesn't BJ meet them?

>>76810351
brits hate freedom and liberty

>>76810259
What exactly makes you think that Evinger won't get worked? She's tough, but she's going to eat a thousand hard knees in the clinch, get dropped, and get TKO'd.

>>76810265
I really want to hit Johnson by T/KO, but everyone else is going to fucking hammer it.

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Poor Cyborg doesnt know whats comin

>>76810393
neck yourself, peon.

>>76810395
Evinger gonna put Cyborg to sleep mate.Death by su su

>>76810437
Evinger is lezsplosive, but she's not winning this fight. There is absolutely no way in hell.

>>76810468
>nunes cant avoid the clinch!!!

>>76810437

Please dont start spamming this lesbo everywhere too

>>76807852
How the fuck did red let blue get half guard from that takedown? He was in side control and had the perfect set up for the von flue choke. Blue was holding on for dear life against the cage and red just panicked. Giving up position from a side control headlock is schoolyard bully tier grappling. Props to blue for staying cool under pressure and his striking.

The total disclosed payout for UFC Fight Night 112 was $1,225,000.

The full list of UFC Fight Night 112 salaries included:

Kevin Lee: $88,000 (includes $44,000 win bonus)
def. Michael Chiesa $36,000

Tom Boetsch: $134,000 (includes $67,000 win bonus)
def. Johny Hendricks $100,000

Felice Herrig: $50,000 (includes $25,000 win bonus)
def. Justine Kish $14,000

Dominick Reyes: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Joachim Christensen $16,000

Tim Means: $78,000 (includes $39,000 win bonus)
def. Alex Garcia $31,000

Dennis Siever: $78,000 (includes $39,000 win bonus)
def. B.J. Penn: $150,000

Clay Guida: $110,000 (includes $55,000 win bonus)
def. Erik Koch: $24,000

Marvin Vettori: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Vitor Miranda: $18,000

Carla Esparza: $66,000 (includes $33,000 win bonus)
def. Maryna Moroz: $23,000

Darrell Horcher: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Devin Powell: $10,000

Jared Gordon: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Michel Quinones: $10,000

Tony Martin: $38,000 (includes $19,000 win bonus)
def. Johnny Case: $23,000

Jeremy Kimball: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Josh Stansbury: $12,000

50 G Bonuses for Lee, Boetsch and Reyes.

>>76810300
who the fuck cares about nik lentz

>>76810468
Tap or sleep boi.simple as that

>>76810500
There is nowhere in this fight where Evinger beats Cyborg. Absolutely nowhere. At kicking range, at boxing range, in the pocket, in the clinch, top control, guard, doesn't matter where it goes she's getting fucked up by Borg.

This is the safest bet in sports. McGregor unironically has a better shot of winning against Mayweather than Evinger does of beating Cyborg.

>megan pulled out
absolute madwoman, cyborg btfo

bj penn is a piece of shit outside the cage any non-casual knows this

i would love for envinger to beat cyborg. i want everything to go wrong for the UFC womens featherweight division. i want it to be the most shitshow-y it can be

>>76810517
>Felice Herrig made more than the vast majority of the fighters in Bellator NYC+180 combined.

Really made me think.

>>76810537

it'll be a shitshow either way. so Cyborg wins, then what? Evinger will go back to invicta and then we have a champion in and empty division again.

>>76810556
Evinger's not going back to Invicta after this. She'll just move down to 135.

>>76810517
>Michael Chiesa $36,000
lmao

>>76810530
baka if my dog farts now it gonna sound beta then ur opinion

>Evinger gg > Cyborg gg (all day long)

>>76810580
I agree that your dog's farts are more beta than my opinion. Thanks for the big ups, broheim.

You'll be getting great odds, by the way. Remember to post your slip.

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>>76810500
lol
Cyborg, unlike Rousey, is a competent technical striker and not a total headcase

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>tfw your boy Carlos Condito is still kill
why do we feel /heem/?

>>76810517
Total gate $549,302

>>76810577
how is he even surviving, he fights once a year

>>76810617
lives with his mom

>>76810617
He lives in his van.

>>76810617
lives in mario yamasaki's head rent free

>>76810626
>>76810631
He lives with his mum in his van?

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>>76810617
Cheeser doesnt really have much expenses

>>76810645
You're doing it wrong. You fucking retard.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV25hQ9n8yD/?taken-by=thebeastufc

>black beast is unretiring literally as soon as he got married

Not sure if this was posted alread, but he put a lot of effort into it.

>>76810517
how does the company make money, think of all the non-fighter employees and expenses lol

>>76810596
tell me bout tha last time u saw Cyborg has a mount position workin on tha ground in a fight or gtfo and go to tv pmf

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>>76810662

why is black beass so utterly based

>tfw low-key god destroys elcucky

>>76810688
I think he gets one more shot.

>>76810679
Are you seriously arguing that Evinger is going to submit Cyborg from mount?

>>76810713
>Evinger is going to submit Cyborg while mounted?

Misworded, sorry.

>>76810517
lol why's Dennis Siver making so much

>>76810713
Are u fuckin turd?U answer by Q? Ur Moms taking u a bath r8 now?Fuckin incest I knew tha lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV3JizQFvGx/

is this good training?

>>76810759
if he stick tha in her bum yeah

>>76810759
Yes. I do this every morning. Afterwards I inject my Onnit ration.

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>>76810759
>nothing_n_everything@paigevanzantufc hahaha i send 500 positive encouraging messages --- i send 1 that says your too advanced for that type of training ---- some Nobody Misinterpreted my Message the way he chooses to --- u agree --- i defend my self --- and I'm "filled with negativity". Makes Absolutely NO SENSE. But hey, u have 1.5M followers. Many like me who have 2 or 3 of their accounts following you. So you want to act Snobby thats cool. I'll just stay Following the CHAMP in your division.

what the actual fuck is wrong with people

>>76810759
why is she so cute?

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>>76810662
>that link

>>76810662
>that ronda
my sides

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>>76810759
>that ronda level striking

>>76810517
>Kevin Lee: $88,000
>Michael Chiesa $36,000

Someone post that Schaub U WOT look webm from when joe was giving him the retirement talk

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>>76810924

>>76810395
>I really want to hit Johnson by T/KO, but everyone else is going to fucking hammer it.
Didn't you say yesterday that Johnson was the favourite?

>>76810924
Kevin Lee is signing a new deal, how much would you guess he gets?

I'm thinking 65/65

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who Boston Salmon here?

>>76810688
>when trying meme techniques goes wrong

nigga been watching too many ryan hall fights

>>76810953
I was mildly drunk and misread the odds. Johnson was +175, Gaethje was -222.

Why couldn't Brendan Schaub take a punch? Fucking Big Nog knocked him out.

>>76810983
gym wars my guy

>>76810974
so that's why your betting advice is always wrong

>>76810974
Crazy that Johnson opened as the underdog. I was really confused because I found Michael as +200 and rushed to bet on it because I thought it was a mistake

>>76810983
His chin was strategically eliminated through years of football training.

>>76810961
>that skinny-fat motherfucker can't make 125
Cut your hair, hippy.

I wonder if anyone's going to offer a line on these shows.

>>76810956
No way he's gonna go for a lower base pay if he's on a winning streak. More likely 100+50

>>76810991
Like when I told you that Holm was garbage and you should bet on Shevchenko, and when I told you that Holm was garbage and you should bet on GDR?