>weather how long until game start?

>its this image again

Cant wait for this to get BTFO again

>>76803584
Weew
>>76803584

>>76803637
it started already

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>>76803742
Thanks

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I hope pomeranz can go 5 innings before he throws 110+ pitches

john is kill?

that ump is live in sewer every night stomp around in garbage go home make bad calls to sewer rats he has the rabies to go with toxic shock in his garbage house pussy

>>76803759

I am going to marry Ellen chan!

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>>76803767
>>76803767

+11/10 plus good excellent post, congrabulations, Sir [clapclapclapclapclap]

>>76803789

;]

our shitposts were so good last night.

what happened

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>>76803870

maybe they take a break, yeah?

>>76803870
theres a new diablo 3 patch so im busy sorting my stash while watching the game sorry

also a bad day at work because of frickin hispanics

>>76803584
U r autistic

Why were the Twins in the lead in their division?

>>76804017
because they are a good ball club?????

pls dont be rude to our friends

How the hell are monster seats considered good

cheat cheetomon od'd on his 5000 pizzas he ordered last night and gave a hells angel a 5000 billin trillion grape tip he died of pizza.

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Vasquez first dinger in 13 months

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omfg

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WOW,

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>sox start winning
>rain delay

really makes you think

>>76804266

I should have drank tonight. Rain baseball is ideal for long term thread drinking.

WEATHER

WATCH OUT FOR THE PRECIPITATION

DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THE RAINY ENEMY

Manfred is desperately searching for a way to end rain during the season.

>>76804637
RIP fenway park

>>76803870
>our

well, mine were's

games start again soon

ok gunned down, i guess they're playing and he just threw him out, unless this is all warm ups or rehearsals

still more fans than an Orioles game

>>76805165
obsessions with orioels

is any1 watching???

>>76805196
what the hell?? none of your business

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i was expecting One Pitch Man to explode after the long rain delay

captcha: warrior call

>>76805204
there's still time

>>76803584
Worst fans in baseball edition

>>76805240
thanks for your input

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>>76805240
Watt?

>>76805256
he means me and other red sox fans, not you

oh, hey, nice little baseball body on the mound, i didn't notice before, but that's not bad

maybe balls' a little sliperry

>>76805333
thats what she said HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76805348
that's good

next person who make sex joke i hit them so hard they WANNA CRY

get it? the directorate of cyber safety and cooperation was so ashamed of their own performance that they plasterted their site with gay sex pixures.

their girlfriends left them

>>76805387
yeah left them for ME

LMFAO

>>76805404

good thing you heeded warning you thought you thought of everything

almost too loose JUST LIKE MY GIRLFRINED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10:25 in the PM inning 4.

why is it so hard for you horney idiots to not talk about sex for even one iNNING??!

>>76805473

I like 150+ proof liquor....

I would rather drink than fuck.

what did everyone do during the rain delay

>>76805487
god DAMN it i DONT CARE what content about my post would make you reply this??? what words?? THE WORDS SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU DO THE OPPOSITE THAN POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS i DONT CARE I DONT CARE STOP POSTING THESE

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>>76805504
Hey, buddy .. what's wrong?

to late for you? need to naps?

>>76805529
i wish it was me in pic

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>>76805504

>>76805538
my biggest regret in life is that i forgot to laugh when that happened

>>76805560

It was a really fun time. Everybody was really happy and having fun.

VERY FAST VAZ MOVING AT INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEDE

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>>76805533
that a inert training grenade

plus the pin is still in
>noob

>they deleted the OP image

thank you mods for removing that inappropriate picture!!!

many thanks!!!

>>76805752

>my broner softly weeps

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how long as PD been slow as shit

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BASED PEEWEE

>>76805679
yeah that's why i wish it was me, training is fun

Pedroia gets thrown out at second more than any other player I've seen

>>76805818
of course he gets thrown at second a lot, that's his position he plays...

>>76805818
hanley does more

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>>76805807

>military training
>is fun

So you're saying you've never seen a basic instructor?
interesting
Are you looking forward to the new draft?

>>76805848
looool me giggling as instructor yells in my face

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>>76805861

woah nice freaking play travis NOT

What the fucking shit are they doing.

>>76805915
collapse

>2 horrific defensive miscues
>shit umping
>then he gives up a hit

fucking stop it, i thought we shipped pablo out

I did that to dodge a tag in little league once, but the ump called me out. Can't believe you can get away with that at the major league level.

>>76805939
anon has shared the sad pinnacle of his athletic existence

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>>76805931
But he's not here anymore reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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which one of you was this

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THANK YOU ONE PITCH MAN

>>76805981
kyle did it

>>76806013
how do you know

>>76805981
>paying money to tell everyone that you voted

ok but why

>>76806021
that's why it's funny stupid,

Is Pomeranz elite?

>>76806031
price likes him so no

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ONE

PITCH

MAN

>one pitch man

>threw three different pitches that inning

?????

wtf

>>76806052
what the hell, did that really happen

>>76806052
they were all variations of the curveball

I have a one hour presentation to give tomorrow morning wtf do i do

>>76806083
1. give a one hour presentations

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>>76806081
wow that made me think

>>76806083
get a good night's sleep and practice

>>76806120
too late for this bad advice

>>76806125
prepare for next time

>>76806159
for what?

hey that's badslow anyone remembers

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This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice if I lewd the Ellen.

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>>76806171
>badslow
nope sorry dont recall not sure who youre talking about

>>76806174
youre the reason she got removed from the book

Not being racist but This side line reporter guy that replaced Gary is a goofball

nice freaking play looooooool

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lol

very good defense in this game tbqh with you Joe

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if Breslow is so smart how did he allow that run to score

>>76806190
Honestly of all the guys from '13 Victorino is the one I miss the most

>bases loaded and the twins bullpen pitching blows

>swing on the first pitch
>broken bat gidp

tbqh with you Joe I'm not entirely in agreement with Vazquez's decision there.

>>76806285
he wants game to be over like me

>>76806294
wow wtf pink hat get out f**kin dumb manfred babby

>6th inning
>11:30

MANFRED DESTROYING HIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW

>>76806294
shut up man fred more like GIRLfred!1111
you are have no friend wooh!

>>76806311
>>76806325
you want game to died

>>76806341
i hope manfred is lives with peanuts housing building

>>76806341
shut up bob no one likes you bud was better

>>76806375
dont post this

>>76806375
BREAKING: Baseball Commissioner Robert Manfred threatening major harm to his body at the current moment.

Witnesses report seeing the Commissioner in tears, screaming "WHY IS IT STILL GOING? WHERES MY PITCH CLOCK!?? GET IN THE BATTERS BOX YOU DUMB SPIC REEEEE" as he ran down Yawkey Way in his footy pajamas.

He has since holed himself up in the House of Blues, mistakenly taking its name as a literal expression of being sad. Police are working to get him out as fast as possible.

>>76806409
tyou took so long to write this i delted post from index over 10 minutes ago

>>76806416
nice job manfred you ruined another thing

>>76806409
house of blues is ban a slam dance
the kids will have say!

11:36 in the PM.

6th inning.

Indrid Cold will be here soon.

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YANKEES LOST HAHAAH

more good defense

>>76806516
>Yaks

>>76806516
>the absolute state of the Yakkety Yaks

LEFTY KILLED

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omfg

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RIGHTY STATUS:

SLAUGHTERED

Honestly after that initial month when we got him Chris Young has been an incredible bench player for us.

Wish he was an infielder so he could be everyday

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WOW,

>>76806605
They could literally play him at 3rd base and get no worse production than they are now tbqh with you Joe.

>>76806619
i think he would be worse on defense

>>76806621
We have like literally who Chinese players playing it why the fuck not

>>76806624
well he would be worse on defense

>>76806621
>i think he would be worse on defense

>The Red Sox u-n-i-r-o-n-i-c-a-l-l-y have the worst defensive 3B in the league

And the worst offensive 3B in the league.

It's literally the worst in the league.

It LITERALLY

L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y

CANNOT get worse.

>>76806629
How do you know?

>>76806638
can't be worse relative to other teams but would be worse relative to the team as it is now

>>76806641
No, I don't think you understand.

It can't possibly be worse defensively because it is already a fucking trash heap at 3rd.

Our "defensive minded" 3Bman TONIGHT made an error on a routine grounder.

And let's not even remark on his "offense" (although he hit a double tonight somehow kek)

He literally cannot be worse than what we're fielding there now.

>Yankees also got walked off on on top of just losing

Dude is this their collpase? Baltimore just had theirs and the Jays did so at the begining of the year

whens ours?

>>76806650
ok imagine the defense is at a point now imaging that there is a point lower and cross half that distance, and then half the remaining distance, and then half that remaining distance, and then half tht remaining distance, and then move it down half that remaining distance, then half that distance, then half that distance,

>>76806655
ours was at the start of the season we are rebuilding right now

oh koji's playing now

>>76806655
They've lost like 10 of the last 12 so yeah

>>76806663
don't give me that continuous distribution crap, reality states that Achilles will beat out the tortoise, even if "theoretically" he cannot

>>76806682
reality also states that there's no way any tin can is able to 'orbit' earth because it's too close to the sun

>>76806703
shut up icarus you dumb idiot

>>76806703
sun is cylinder you can climb sun and end up under where start

>>76806727
WOAH

*grunts*

>>76806737
fresh and hot

i fucking hate this woo meme

it sounds like fenway has been invaded by BRs

>>76806766
i ran out of ccredits on my sound card so i don't have to hear

is monster on tv

COLLAPSE

tbqh with you Joe I'm tired but because I'm a real fan and not some dumb manfred pink hat, I'm going to keep watching, what a warrior I am.

shut the fuck up with the whistling you fucking faggot

>>76806856
this reminds me noise grovite used to make in front donut shop

>>76806854
actually you suck lol

>>76806870
Delete this or I'm telling Manfred.

>>76806887
sure i'll delete, if you beg

>>76806889
Manfred is going to be PISSED.

Expect a lifetime ban from Fenway soon, jacka**

>>76806908
not going to beg, worm?

im muting the game and putting on some relaxing ASMR

>>76806923
yea because you're autisstic

Why whistle? Why not just sling racial slurs at Sano or something?
>>76806923
Tfw all the baseball ones are shit

>>76806923
wow weirdo

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>>76806929
probably

ive spent the last 5 hours sorting my stash in diablo 3 and im still not done

>>76806944
is that like fable?

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>>76806937
https://youtu.be/g0s4EQ_LavQ

UMMMMM?????

>>76806944
>0 + 2000 + 17
>playing deeooblow

>>76806954
wtf i told you not to post this anywhere

>>76806947
no its like diablo 2

>>76806963
epic

>>76806963
>>76806972
i also played final fantasy

>>76806963
is that like CoD

>>76806977
>>76806983
>>76806972
yeah

>>76806983
my big step sister loved that game sometimes she had me put lotion on her back and other times she would go in bathroom after i took a shower and say 'mmm it smells like boy in here!'

i hope each one of these people wooing die on a drunken car crash on the way back

like on big messy fucking pile up on 93N back to whatever shitspaces in NH they came from

>>76806992
will she be my gf?

>>76807003
no she got married later

>>76807003
bobo bird

>>76806954
I dont like watching alien sluts anon

>>76807013
idiot

>>76806994
if die on road they seek wayfarer at crossroads so soul can have the sleeping

haha nice tag but that was almost bad so it kind of evens out

one more out oh my god so hype thank god for five hour baseball nights for some 9 -2 game

al east champions of the rain delay of the world

WOOO

GG Twins

>10 hour game that ended 9-2
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE of Robert Manfred

>>76807050
reee

gg nerds u all stink and smell funny besides me